#ah siblings

[the-herdier]

Zuko and Azula if A:TLA had cell phones:

Azula: "Hey, Zuzu! What's up?"

Zuko: "Hey, Azula."

Azula: "What's going on? Am I going to see you in the palace anytime soon?"

Zuko: "Uh, not that soon, I'm actually traveling..."

Azula: "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's your ETA?"

Zuko: "Uh, about a week? I'm... I'm in the Earth Kingdom."

Azula: "Excuse me?"

Azula: "The Earth Kingdom, with all the dirt and the stupid hats?"

Azula: "Why is that, cock-sock?"

Zuko: "Um, I'm actually with Uncle Iroh..."

Azula: "Oh, Zuzu, fuck Uncle Iroh!"

Zuko: "You're on speakerphone, Azula!"

Azula:

Azula: "Well, I shouldn't be, Zuzu."

[elysianymph]

actual conversation between regulus and orion after sirius ran away:

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

Raven: Don't be so dramatic.

Qrow: Just for that I'm bringing out the fainting couch to spite you.

[jakascoo]

Alex, texting Kara: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill. Kara: I wasn't planning on texting you. Alex: What did I just say?

[sharpasanaro]

how could you tell I was raised the eldest sister? (is having mental breakdown over smallest thing going “wrong”)

[bapydemonprincess]

Picrew used: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1747767

Avnas doesn’t dare let his hair get unruly.. for it would be too close to being identical to his older sibling’s... Everyone LOVES pointing THAT out!! 💢

[amour-de-tous]

My sister used to burst into a room like Kramer on Seinfeld. All. The. Time. Scared the BEJEEZUS out of me every time.

We used to crouch in the darkened hallway or the bathtub for a truly absurd amount of time waiting for the other to come out of a room or into the bathroom and then loudly make our presence known while jumping up from said crouch.

One time I waited for over an hour for her to come to bed just so when she went up her bunk bed ladder I could unflatten myself from her blankets and literally go "MWA HAHA" like a cartoon villain.

I’m right and I should say it

[artsymeeshee]

Just a silly idea

[brightlotusmoon]

Finally got access to the Panini comics for 2012 TMNT

[muqingsleftnut]

Me: *having a nightmare of being attacked at like 1am*

My brother: *thinking* "hm this seems like the perfect time to loom over them with the cat held out before me"

Me: *wakes up and has a heart attack*

[brightlotusmoon]

...is this the Cain And Abel thing I keep hearing about?

And then Donnie never makes a joke ever again

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa questions the power of remnant

[zu-is-here]

Little Phantom Papyrus (*´꒳`*)♡

[jakascoo]

Scott: Boo is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

[nibbelraz]

You don't understand how much I actually love you shang siblings au!

And it's funny that all it took for og!sqh to survive is a little sibling. Just, "you wouldn't kill a guy who's also a father, would you my king?"

If someone kidnapped airplane, how would og sqh react?

Ah I'm so glad you do!!! They're so cute like a wide eyed little airplane going around the world spouting the most nonsensical things known to man while also saying some things absolutely NO ONE knows but iy somehow is true??? All while the OG dots on his weird little brother, who he would do anything for, anything.

Of course he'll get you that double chocolate chip ice cream, once he can find it. Also Airplane talking about all the games he used to play so OG the master of lying is just guessing on what they are

"Playing Minecraft" is going outside to dig holes and chop some things