#ah life

[bistec-musings]

What if I just never find love? No one ever loved me? Like I’m just alone forever? Then what?

[thisanimatedphantom]

Of course the moment I paint my nails I have an itch.

Whhhhhyyyyyyyyy???????

[hpowellsmith]

It's not the first time that I've accidentally chosen a name for something that happens to coincide with prominent current headlines but it's weird it's happened twice. If I had a nickel, etc

[rainintheevening]

Once again it took me over 3 hours to mow the lawn, even with the new blade, but that included dealing with the added complication of the bracket that holds the gas tank and air filter on snapping in half, and the discovery of a missing bolt. As a nearly-30-year-old mower, it needs some patience occasionally.

But the new blade was awesome!! Annihilated the dandelions! Very pleased!

Now hungry and dehydrated, but satisfied. :)

[krethes]

Welp good news bad news:

Bad news: Neon Moon isn't getting posted tonight

Good news: it's because I literally left a "//sex" note in my Google doc and didn't actually finish the scene soooo 🤣 I guess good news is there's an extra 🔥 🌶️ 🔥 scene

[zuckergussprinzessin]

You know, sports are an excellent metaphor for life:

everything hurts

exhausting

can't catch your breath

nobody explains anything but they keep telling you you're doing badly

"you'd be better if you weren't so fat"

[keenestpeach]

Desperately lonely and ache for friendship and community but not making any effort to find friendship and community

[ann-perkins4]

me whenever i see you online:

[aniseandspearmint]

Welp, spring is truly here, the neighbor that doesn't know how to use a grill but LOVES to grill is firing it up! I can smell lighter fluid on the breeze, and soon I'll be able to smell the blackened hot dogs and/or hamburger patties.

[mirrorofliterature]

sadly I have already re-read all thomas/edward fics because I am but a quick re-reader and there are few

[moiorchidea]

uses medschool knowledge to make a heart on my header beat 100bpm<3

[bistec-musings]

No one really talks about having to do tech support for their gen x parents. Like you’re teaching them how to use spotify but they’re doing it to listen to new eminem.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

Reminds me of the time I told my therapist I was having suicidal thoughts and she was like “lol you must just be on your period”

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

[reblogcutethings]

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[eric-raleigh]

Realizing you're anti-social because you've offered your whole self to far too many people who either took advantage of you or abandoned you for being your true self is depressing.

Especially when you come to the realization of just how alone you are and how much you just want to find your person (not romantic person, just that ride or die bestie).

[thehungrytide]

Connections

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