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THE BLUE TITHE MUST BE KEPT

HAND OVER THE BLAHAJ

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yall with adhd or autism or such ever just get…. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its not “oh hehe i was so bored and i made this” to flex or “oh im so bored bc i have nothing to do” but like a “i am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attempt” and its genuinely fucking painful

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I want to spank it.

They should just let you hit the melee button and let you harass your squad mates for the true homophobic homoerotic army experience.

You just know the deathwatch had cataclysmic games of high intensity grab ass

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I... I think I love him? No, I love him. I hope OP wins!

I submitted this little guy to the home arts competition at the local fall fair and exhibition. If it wins, I get a ribbon and six bucks. 🤩

Pattern by drewbies Zoo.

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Awwwwwww

Backpack acquired! The things I spend hours and hours and hours on... I can't stop. Won't stop!

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Dawg, dawg, he's gonna be hanging with these dudes

I made myself a little friend! @crassussativum he can be friends with your little dudes!

I'm gonna knit him some coveralls or something...

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

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I FUCKING LOVE HIM

I made myself a little friend! @crassussativum he can be friends with your little dudes!

I'm gonna knit him some coveralls or something...

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I will definitely look into that bc that's so freaking cute

@ninalanfer I didn't mean to vanish so completely again lol. Look what I accomplished though!

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The eggs are probably my favorite lol, the toast drove me mad but I made them for dad's birthday. I made thr cup for my new friend and he's a dinosaur ^_^ I'm making apples next and then idk. I am having so much fun

@ninalanfer I didn't mean to vanish so completely again lol. Look what I accomplished though!

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@ninalanfer I didn't mean to vanish so completely again lol. Look what I accomplished though!

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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

@crassussativum I'm just going to leave these photos heres, for no apparent reason whatsoever... Old crochet plushies.

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Mav nodded. "My thoughts too pretty much." He pulled up his omnitool and sent a text off to Sin.

[text] Hey, me and Rogal are going out tonight, we'd just love if you'd join us

"Sure, why the hell not?" Dius shrugged. "Worst case, we get to his place, bug him, have a good time, don't get laid, but still a good time."

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"That too. It's one thing if I'm the drunk one, you get me?" He swung his legs over the side of the bed. "I've got his number, want me to text him?"

"More honest, you mean?" Dius sat up next to him.

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"He might agree without a few drinks and that's more fun." Mav winked over his shoulder at Dius.

"I think you intimidate him too but I think he could be attracted to that kinda thing." Mav sat up, leaning back on his hands. "Yeah, just a friendly offer. He takes it or he doesn't."

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"I think you intimidate him too but I think he could be attracted to that kinda thing." Mav sat up, leaning back on his hands. "Yeah, just a friendly offer. He takes it or he doesn't."

"Hm... well... First off. I do think you should talk to him first. You two have a different connection. I think I intimidate him just a little, and I don't want him to get defensive. But you think that's the best shot? Just ask if he's up for it, no strings attached?"

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"I'd reiterate to him that I think he's good lookin' but I'd change my wordin'. I'd point out that you think he's good lookin' too." Mav reached up and scratched under his jaw. "Then maybe I make a joke about it, maybe I give you some kinda signal to seriously offer it. Reckon we should play off each other. What you thinkin'?"

"Maybe." Dius was chuckling under his breath. "So how would you go about it? What'd you say to him?"