My best friend works at a dog hotel and the last photo I have saved from her in snapchat is this one, so every time she sends me something on there he's right there lookin at me
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everyone always talks about how fucked up it is that they dont put clocks in casinos so u lose your sense of time and like, true
but no one ever talks about how if you cant read an analog clock due to something like dyscalculia, and you add time blindness on top of that, thats really not that different from your average experience at most locations
Analog clock readers can reblog
if they behave 🔪
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Urbanspook is a piece of shit and his analog horror shit sucks donkey dick man in the suit, walton files, white stag, greylock, the jurassic park analog horror, a few resident evil analog horror stuff, monument mythos, ningen, gemini home entertainment are way better than fucking urbanspook crap.
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New chapter posted today! Finally had a reason to add the canon-typical violence tag.
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huh. if i had a nickel for every time a fandom hyperfixation had some old creep that has:
delusions of grandeur
an obsession with molding the only other(s) like him into mini-hims (and discarding them if they prove unmoldable)
cloning a guy he is convinced Should™ be on his side (but is not above murdering the OG) for a hobby
murdering the clones he made for a hobby
too much power at his disposal (most definitely acquired through unsavory means)
seriously who put these fruit loops in power over the masses
a portal to another dimension in their secret lab
shapeshifting abilities
canonically gotten smacked flat by something or someone unfathomably dangerous
dark twists to the story revealed regarding or during a time travel episode
Control Issues™
mad science
"Friend(s)" On The Other Side™
a holier-than-thou accent
manipulative tendencies up the wazoo
little to no regard for anyone but himself
a secondary form with inhuman speed, strength, etc
a Distinguished Gray Ponytail
then i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
in conclusion luz should dress up as danny phantom and hunter should be dani for their next hallowe-
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funniest thing our landlords have said to us so far is a very sincere: “this is your house... we just own it”
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There aren't many pros to being allergic to penicillin but when you're a picky bitch like me who refuses to try blue cheese it's GREAT to have an excuse
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