#agentjamesbond

[dontcxckitup]

a few BTS gifs for @thepropertyofalady / @agentjamesbond / @jamesbondtm ! 💋

[dontstoptrying]

send 🌿 to meet eve under the mistletoe (i am quite literally always accepting this meme through the xmas season) @agentjamesbond

It's their first Christmas as a family, and though there are many things that still need to be ironed out between them, Eve’s glad for Daisy to finally get a Christmas with her father. Cup of coffee in hand, she’s watching Daisy play with one of the dolls from her stocking when she hears James approaching.

She smiles at him affectionately - it’s hard not to today of all days, even if she still doesn’t know what they are yet. His focus isn’t on Daisy when he gets an amused look on his face, and it’s only when Eve looks up that she notices the sprig of mistletoe and understands why.

“Sometimes I think our daughter is trying to parent trap us,” she laughs slightly. For better or for worse, Daisy definitely seems to have inherited James’ penchant for meddling. She leans up and presses a kiss to James’ cheek, letting her lips linger for a moment longer than necessary. “Happy Christmas, James.”

[thenameisq]

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

Despite the fact that he’s managed to keep an air of professionalism around his actions as of late it’s been more than obvious that something is weighing on Q. In truth it’s a matter of the heart, yes, breakups can affect even those in the field of espionage. “While I appreciate the offer I hardly imagine when they bestowed the title of double oh they imagined you using the license to kill on your Quartermasters ex boyfriend.” He paused for a moment before looking at the other man.

"That obvious then?"

[cleverlittleq]

@agentjamesbond​

[text: Q] Do your cats like... come naked or do you have to shave em? [text: Q] Can you even shave a cat? If so how often do you do that [text:Q] I think I had a drink too much

Q laughs as each text from Bond pops up on his phone.

[j.b.] There’s a joke in there, but I’m too sober to make it. [j.b.] But, no. They come that way.

[gentlemansleuth]

"WELL,” THE DETECTIVE DRAWLS. “The beginning is normally a good place.” A wry grin touches his lips as he brings the cigar back to his mouth. “Why don’t you start there?”

@agentjamesbond​ sent in: ‘ where to begin? ’

[chiefofsix]

He’s not so naive as to think that anyone in Six - much less a double-oh - readily acknowledges just how far up the proverbial ladder he is. Not a field agent, not M, not the Quartermaster; Tanner’s never been front and centre when it came to MI6′s great ventures. But he knows his worth, his value to the likes of Bond. It’s for that very reason that Tanner sets his feet and stands his ground. He may have blended in to the doldrums of MI6′s daily life, but he was M’s right hand; to discount him would be foolish.

“With all due respect, 007,” he begins, “Your problems are my problems. And while I don’t doubt your ability to solve it, I’m almost completely certain that two heads are better than one. Better to keep you on M’s good side if you’ve got my help, as well.”

@agentjamesbond​ sent:  ❛  move aside . this is my problem to fix .  ❜  ▼ dialogue prompts

[dontcxckitup]

agentjamesbond​:

[text: M] Yours and her number were close. 

[text: M] Come on, accidents happen, like you said

[text: M] You’re not gonna let me live this down, do you?

[text: M] Do I have to be scared? Are you going to print the photo and put it everywhere in the building?

[text: M] Wouldn’t want all the Ladies to faint, M. Don’t do it.

[text: headaches] Her phone number shouldn’t even be on the same phone as mine

[text: headaches] This data is highly confidential and sensitive

[text: headaches] Not so much your photo though

[text: headaches] We’ll see, I might have a meeting fixed to confer with PM and ask for his opinion on the matter

[dontcxckitup]

@thepropertyofalady / @agentjamesbond

// I did a thing 😂

[dontstoptrying]

∗ o2﹕ a  text  asking  for  advice . @agentjamesbond

[text: James] What type of toy do you think Mal would like more? Something to chase or a tug toy? [text: James] I’m leaning towards tug toy???

[cleverlittleq]

Leverage Sentences // accepting // @agentjamesbond​

"I don’t take selfies."

There’s a small twitch of a smile as he leans a bit more toward Bond, his voice dropping to a whisper as he lifts the phone. “Behind us our mark is meeting with someone. I’ll be able to research him if I can get a photo. But I would prefer to be a little less obvious. I promise I won’t post it to Instagram.”

[pistefive]

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ARE YOU SERIOUS WHY

I DONT KNOW IT JUST SAYS NOT FOUND THE ONLY WAY TO SEE IT NOW IS TO LOG OUT

[glasspicious]

agentjamesbond replied to your post: oh my god was arthur about to cut off his fuckkng...

did someone say amputation ◕‿◕✿

he fell down a cliff to get 2 merlin who was like knocked out at the bottom and hsi arm got caught under a rock and he was totally about to chop tht sucker off, he was going for the sword.

[twinkwhisperer]

agentjamesbond replied to your post: agentjamesbond replied to your post: taylor...

fight me banana lover

lets fucking go have u even experienced arthurs death yet ur a chILD

[dontcxckitup]

“How long have you been keeping this from me?”

@agentjamesbond

   He stared at Bond, face emotionless, not giving away what was on his mind. Bond just had a way to annoy him, he knew where to itch, what buttons to push; but this was different. He hadn’t blown something up, hadn’t killed someone seemingly on random; no headlines in the newspapers. In fact, this conversation was calm, compared to all the others they’d had in the past. Still the agent never seemed to know the boundaries and when he was overstepping a line. “I believe I don’t have to justify anything to you,” M told him remarkably calmly. “May I remind you, Bond, that it’s usually you who keeps secrets from me?”

[dontstoptrying]

❝ i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you and daisy. ❞ @agentjamesbond

His quiet confession brings a smile to Eve’s lips. They’d left the restaurant later than expected, so knowing that Daisy would already be in bed decided to take a short walk along the river before heading home. He has an arm around her and she’s leaning into his touch when they come to a stop, both looking out over the river.

She turns her gaze to him, still amazed by how quickly he’s settled into this new role. To think how scared she’d been to tell him when he’d first arrived back in London. Certain that he would want nothing to do with either of them.

“I can’t wait either,” she murmurs, leaning up to kiss his cheek gently. “I’m glad we’ve worked this out.”

[wrongwarping]

agentjamesbond said: yeah except he really is fucking awful

you've opened my eyes shannon