#agent tanuki

[silverdragon889]

I am sick a lot, so I got to thinking how my version of IEYTD characters and OCs would react to being sick or taking care of sick people! So here's my very long list under the cut for those who wanna read.

Phoenix 🔥: The WORST patient unless your name is Ollie. For Ollie he actually behaves! For Reginald and Prism he'll quip and fidget most of the time with restless energy while whining about not be able to eat most foods. Other people he'll be a little short with, but only because he feels like crap and has no tone awareness. Last time Juniper tried to help, he and Phoenix got into an argument because Phoenix, again, has no tone awareness when he's sick and accidentally pushed a few too many buttons 😅. Taking care of other people, though? Johnny on the spot; he's the one being super fast about getting the person whatever it is they need, whenever they need it. And he might throw in a joke or two to keep their mood up.

Reginald 🎧: Reggie I imagine is grumbly and cranky when sick, and WILL demand you make his tea a certain way, but once he's comfy he settles down and is kinda quiet; mostly focused on rest. He doesn't mind Phoenix or Prism helping him out, but he refuses to let anyone else see him sick. Helping a sick person, though, he'd be the type to read them a story and spend time keeping them company from a reasonable distance away. Real fatherly, tuck-you-into-bed vibes.

Prism 🔬: She may not be a medical professional, but even SHE knows the benefits of rest and recuperation. Arguably the 2nd best patient to deal with. She'd mostly sleep, eat, drink water, and take her meds. Doesn't wanna be disturbed. Taking care of sick person? Refuses unless it's Phoenix or Reggie. Medical's not her doctorate; go find someone else.

Juniper 🎬: The BIGGEST brat ever. And comsidering how he normally is, that's saying something. Absolutely insufferable. I imagine if he ever needs a caretaker, they all draw straws lmao. But taking care of someone else? He'd be tsundere about it at first, even a little clumsy, but as time went on it'd become obvious he cares, even if it's just a little bit. Taking care of a sick Juniper has caused Reggie another grey hair or two though 😂 (stellar made me ship them send HELP /j)

Ollie ✨: Since I HC him in Medical, he is by far the best patient on this list. Very polite and grateful to whoever is taking care of him, while being very good at taking recovery seriously. Much the same way, taking care of a sick person is second nature to him! Wonderful bedside manner, and not afraid to deal with the messy parts of being sick to help someone feel better. 10/10 is the Goodest Little Bean.

Tanuki 🍁: He's one of those people who don't get sick very often, but when it does? Hits him like a TRUCK. Will more often then not only wake up to hydrate, eat, or take meds. Very Eepy Boy. He avoids taking care of other sick people, though. Only reason being is that he has absolutely ZERO bedside manner and doesn't want to treat a sick person like a machine to fix.

Palette 🎨: Pretty sure being sick is the ONLY time you can get this woman to shut up. 🤣 She'll want the fluffiest, floofiest, softest things to snuggle into and hybernate in, but otherwise your only problem is coaxing her out of the nest. She jumps at the chance to help anyone who's ill, but there's a running bet with 90% odds that she only does it to yap at a captive audience. She's been known to give people headaches by asking too many questions and openly judging their room's decor.

Oriae ⚙️: You have to force her to take a break or she WILL end up making herself more sick just to finish a project. She WILL complain about being idle in bed and WILL try to sneak a project or two under the covers. Incorrigible, really 😂 But if she ends up taking care of a sick person, expect to see a "kind yet firm" style of care where she'll fuss and mother hen very gently, but absolutely put her foot down if they try anything stupid. (Looking at YOU Kai XD)

I have a few others, canon or otherwise, so tag/ask me with their names and I'll elaborate!

[silverdragon889]

Bluenix lets out a small huff of amusement.

My universe has Agent Tanuki; No machinery is safe from them picking it apart, so no backlog. But as far as I know, protocol is still protocol.

The Late Night Embers

After an attack by a Zoraxis operative and a breakdown, Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster) deals with Agent 13-12's stay in the recovery wing.

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"Smitten, what happened?"

Agent Smitten turned to Typhoon as he sat on the chairs outside.

"It was brown. Her blood is brown, Typhoon."

The younger agent's fist clenched, choosing to sit down beside him. "How did they... How did that happen?"

"Candlelight happened." He took a few breaths, staring out into the hallway.

Typhoon remained silent, staring at the older agent's heavy sighs.

"I was gone for a mission and this happened. It's... I don't know anymore. How's everyone?"

"Not good, if I'll be honest. I'm not going to see 13. Last time was rough. Too much."

He nodded, staring at the closed door, which soon opened to reveal Dr. Marcel. Some medical jargon was exchanged before Smitten was allowed inside.

"Flor... Are you in pain?" He sat beside her in the bed, passing a keychain with three buttons. The yellow light lit up after a few seconds. "I suppose you're in distress."

He refuses to look at them, trying not to remember the incident. "Here. Trevor sent a letter."

The envelope was soon opened and passed to him with TK. "They're too busy. But hey. At least you can threaten them with a hug cage when you get better." He chuckled, handing a basket to them. "From them. They seemed really worried about you."

The green light lit up immediately.

Agent Smitten chuckled, but turned his back on them like Orpheus leaving the underworld.

They reached out their hand, him accepting so their hands intertwined.

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"Hello? Bluenix? Are you still here?" Smitten knocked on the door of the bathroom after visiting hours passed. "Bluenix? Would you like to visit Flor tomorrow morning?"

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Agent Typhoon was carrying the report, choosing to bring them to Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95) tomorrow. She's currently preoccupied with her agent (@agent--shadow). His handler had been informed, now currently trying to stop a certain Crane from heading over in worry.

He's so exhausted, not only from his assignments in college or even the missions but emotionally. His friend fellow agent (@agentwraith) was just injured and now his universe's Agent Phoenix?

What's next? He'd rather not think about that right now.

His feet soon wandered to a the bundle of boxes as he looked for the oh so familiar white.

[stressed-sock]

introducing ghost fire au iruka :D

local (somewhat) reformed tanuki, still enjoys a prank now and then but is definitely more mellow than when he was a kid lol

get the poor man a break he’s the main guy in charge of training new agents + sorting through and prioritizing reports 🫂

[dr-spectre]

Rating Marie's Outfits!!!!

It is FINALLY time to go over Marie's outfits throughout the years and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being complete dogshit and 10 being peak.

I won't be showing EVERY SINGLE outfit in every single piece of concept art and media because i wanna maintain my sanity, plus she shares a lot of her concept art outfits with Callie already in Splatoon 1.

Also, THIS IS JUST MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!! If you disagree, guess what, that's alright!!!

So yeah! LET'S GET INTO IT!

Splatoon 1 - Squid Sisters Outfit

Rating: 10/10

Ugh, i love this look so much. They really knocked it out of the park on her first ever official look. I love the green that they picked and it goes REALLY well with the blue reflective material. The headpiece and haircut create a super duper strong silhouette.

This is iconic and its no mystery as to why. Nintendo decided to lock the FUCK IN 9 years ago.

Splatoon 1 - Young Marie

Rating: 8/10

There's not much to say about wittle little baby Marie, she's just very cute!! Not as cute as baby Callie but that's just because I'm biased...

Splatoon 1 - Green Tanuki Outfit

Rating: 9/10

I think what gives this outfit 7 points alone are those black tights... I think they are doing something to my brain chemistry, and i don't know how to put it into words.... Listen, y'all, if you ever want me to fold, put a girl in black tights and a short dress. I'll do anything that lady tells me to do, even break the law...

...UH... MOVING ON!!!! That squid Christmas hat is so damn adorable too.

Splatoon 1 - Perfect Mind Outfit

Rating: 9/10

She looks like a fucking nerd. I love it. I adore how they changed her head piece to look like a sort of graduation hat. That's funny.

Splatoon 1 - Pokémon Green Outfit

Rating: 10/10

Mmmmmmmrrrghhhhhhhhhhh,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,

Splatoon 1 - Costume Party Attire

Rating: 10/10

I mean come on now, what else would i rate this? Look at it. You mean to tell me that you would give this ANYTHING LOWER THAN A 10?!?! You're insane...

Splatoon 1 - Agent 2/Casual

Rating: 7/10

It's pretty good. Nothing spectacular or insane. I like the face mask that conceals her identity. I like her skirt, too. Very cool. Also, like that little squid skull thingy on her hat, interesting detail to have.

Splatoon 1 - Concept Art 1

Rating: 7/10

Just like Callie's concept design, this actually has potential and I could see it totally working better with some tweaks. Maybe a longer dress, the patterns on the arms being reduced, stuff like that you know?

It's definitely a unique vibe for the Squid Sisters I'll give it that.

Splatoon 1 - Concept Art 2

Rating: 8/10

Oh... This has a LOT of sauce actually. I love the hexagonal pattern on the dress and those black tights. I kinda wanna see this come back in some sort of official manner, just maybe with a different pattern on the front and a more interesting headpiece. it really gives me a futuristic sort of vibe for Marie, and in the right setting, this outfit would KILL!!! Just needs some tweaks.

Splatoon 1 - Concept Art 3

Rating: 8/10

I'm glad that this wasn't the final outfit chosen because it's way too "military/commander" like and not "j-pop idol." However... I would love to see this come back and it would kinda fit with a current day, Marie, who's now the boss of Deep Cut.

Plus she looks hot in that outfit so-

Splatoon 2 - Kimono

Rating: 10/10

Bro, if i gave this anything other than a 10, i would get my IP address leaked, my home address leaked, my phone number, email, date of birth, my mother's maiden na-

Anyways, what I really love about this outfit is the little details and amount of time and effort that the developers clearly put into this. The patterns at the bottom of her kimono, the green and pink colouring throughout, the headpiece, the triangle pattern near the middle.

It's very very well done and it deserves to be as iconic as it is.

Splatoon 2 - 1st Anniversary

Rating: 10/10

Nintendo.... you give Marie this absolutely beautiful outfit, with the red lipstick, the cool kimono with the octopus details, the red tips in her hair... and you never EVER bring this back? You are a bunch of fucking morons I swear to GOD!!!

Splatoon 2 - Squidmas Outfit

Rating: 5/10

Eh. It's just a little bland, nothing crazy but nothing bad either. It's just near the middle.

She also gives me 35 year old parent vibes... Is it just me?

Splatoon 2 - Splatoween 2020

Rating: 7/10

I mean, what can I say? I like a girl with a top hat and suit. It's stylish. Don't judge me. I can't give this one a higher rating because we don't have a clear look at the full thing, but what is there is pretty neattttt.

Splatoon 2 - "Evil" Marie Concept Art

Rating: 7/10

I wanted to talk about this because this is technically the only concept art we have of an "Evil" Marie. Sure Callie shares this art too but, this basically the only tangible piece of "Evil" Marie Nintendo has ever shared.

I think what is there is really really interesting as a base, what it needs is more detail and some of the stuff found in fan designs of "Hypno Marie." You know, a coat or cape and an octopus headpiece. I love the idea of having a full body suit with green patterns on it and if someone were to fully realise the design I think it could be fucking incredible.

Artists... you know what to do, and if you do it... you better @ me... pls? Thx. Xoxo!

Splatoon 2 - Hero Mode Concept Art

Rating: 7/10

I decided to group this all together because they are pretty similar. They are very interesting concept designs, and I like the vibe they give off. They make Marie mysterious and kinda badass. But since this is just concept sketches i cant rate it any higher than a 7.

Nintendo really has a thing for giving Marie commander/boss like attire that makes her damn hot huh?

Splatoon 2 - Team Order Outfit

Rating: 7/10

Much like how Callie received Pearl's crown and a color change, so did Marie with Marina's headphones.

Although it's just the same old' Squid Sisters look for Marie, the colors on her look really really good and the headphones compliment the outfit surprisingly well. I can't give this a higher score because at the end of the day, it's a simple recolour.

Splatoon 3 - Alterna Attire

Rating: 10/10

Yeah this is just.... it's peak guys. Just like Callie's Alterna look, this is, in my opinion, a flawless design that perfectly captures where Marie is at in her life.

It combines the iconography and colors of her Squid Sister attire, but also the class and professional look of her kimono from Splatoon 2. I LOVEEEEE the big white coat, the green that they picked, the little golden pin on her coat, her umbrella, and her shoes that have green soles on them to help break up the black.

Nintendo, you fucking cooked. Good job.

Splatoon 3 - Splatoween

Rating: 9/10

God this is just... nearly perfect. The colors are so appealing, the face paint is so adorable. The only thing I wish they did was change the damn headpiece to something halloween themed.

Also I wouldn't mind having a little bite at that round plump pumpkin I'm seeing... UHHH WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYI-

Splatoon 3 - FrostyFest

Rating: 8/10

Yeah, this is just great. Marie looks so warm and snuggled up. The little red nose, too, is so damn cute. It's nothing ABSOLUTELY CRAZY but, it's a really great winter outfit for Marie.

Splatoon 3 - Springfest

Rating: 7/10

Honestly? I'm not actually feeling that strongly about this look for Marie. It's still good but.... it's not great either. There's something about it that I just can't put my finger on.

I love the eggshell on her head though, that's really cute.

Splatoon 3 - Summer Nights

Rating: 9/10

Dude.... ugh.... Not only did they make Callie so damn hot with her Summer Nights outfit, but they did the same thing with Marie.

My fucking GOD bro, the lemon and oyster on her head, the silver shoes, the puffy pants, the overalls, the silver top.... the exposed skin....

The only thing I don't like is the hair, If they just let Marie's hair down as seen in Splatfest art, I would EASILY give this a 10/10.

Splatoon 3/1 - Past Marie

Rating: 7/10

I have nothing else to say other than I love the white jacket and how it appears in the Callie vs. Marie art. And those shoes and... the long hair... oh I love long hair Marie, girl please let your hair down more please... PLEASE!!!!

Splatoon 3 - Concept Art 1

Rating: 7/10

Nintendo giving Marie a fucking gas mask which is a step up from her face mask in her Agent 2 design is actually so cool and I wish Marie got a gas mask in an official outfit.

Also DEM SHOES THO?!?!?! I love me some shoes with puffy soles in them I tell ya.

Splatoon 3 - Concept Art 2

Rating: 4/10

Nah. Not feeling this, don't like the hair, she looks like a grandma WAY TOO MUCH!!!

Splatoon 3 - Grand Festival Outfit

Rating: 9/10

Just like Callie's Grand Fest outfit, this is ALMOST PERFECT! The ONLY issue is that I wish there was some lime green thrown in there, or maybe the 3 squid stripe design to break up the beige color.

I really do love the crown too and the slight differences between her outfit and Callie's.

Anyways that is it for my ratings of MOST of Marie's different looks!

Do you agree? Disagree? Let me know!!!

[styling-sky-specimen]

Whenever the sky is red I immediately start doing a photo shoot like a sleeper agent

As you should! The red looks great with your outfit!

Color: 2/2

Color is great! Got a very solid scheme with the warm colors. Typically I'm not a fan of pairing silver with gold but you really pull it off!

Shape: 1.5/2

Overall you really get how shape works. Everything is very interesting without being too much. However, there's a singular part of your outfits shape I can't get behind, the mask and headgear. You got the deep brown arch immediately followed up with the huge clunky headgear. It looks a little awkward. My personal recommendation would be to maybe pick one or the other but, that said, it could also throw off the outfit a bit. It's certainly not the worst, not even a full point worth of deduction, so it might be better to keep it if you don't think there's a good substitute.

Theme: 2/2

Sometimes I look at outfits and I can't quite tell what the theme is supposed to be. Sometimes that means the outfit is disorganized and too chaotic to be put together. Other times, it doesn't matter, because your whole outfit blends together beautifully. Strict themes are sometimes needed, other times just The Vibe is good enough.

Creativity: 2/2

You pull from a lot of different sources, not leaning too heavily on one thing or another. Full marks, nothing to report.

Personal Preference: 1.5/2

Now look, it's a damn good outfit and even I can see that. Like honestly, the only flaw to report is already mentioned in the shape section. However, it's personally not my cup of tea. It's honestly probably the Deer outfit, I'm not a huge fan of it. That said, damn good outfit!

Overall Score: 9/10

Notes: I adore the usage of the tanuki cape. I never thought to have it blend in with an outfit over being the centerpiece but you make it work really well!

If you would like me to rate your outfit simply submit an ask!

[sarcasticsciencefictionwriter]

Trick or treat!

Why, hello, the first trick-or-treater my door! Come in and have your treat, a piece of The Abnormal X-File that I have pried from hibernation to drop into your bucket tonight.

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"Good morning, Agent Scully. Agent Mulder." Declan's accent wasn't like Dr. Magnus and Dr. Watson's. It was more rough, less refined, at least in Scully's opinion. "Here's your breakfast. Dr. Magnus wanted me to tell you that she'll be with you shortly."

Declan set the tray on the table beside Mulder's bed.

"Thank you." Scully said.

Declan nodded. "You're welcome."

"Thanks." Mulder added. He was staring at Declan a little intently. If they had been close enough, Scully would have kicked his leg.

Declan nodded to them and left. Once he was gone, Scully turned to Mulder.

"What?" Mulder asked.

"Why were you staring at him like that?"

Mulder didn't answer, turning to the tray. Scully folded her arms over her chest.

"You were trying to see if he's…..weird, aren't you?" she asked.

"Maybe a little."

"He's not a patient, Mulder."

"Then what is he?"

"As far as I understand, he's Dr. Watson's protege. Or second-in-command. I'm not sure."

"Hmm."

They sat together to eat breakfast. It was a better breakfast than Scully had had in months, which she thought was a little sad. Or just a good thing about the Sanctuary. They certainly seemed to take good care of their 'guests'.

Dr. Magnus turned up after they were done, Mulder dubiously eyeing the tea that had accompanied the meal. It smelled very flowery and Scully couldn't identify what it was. "Good morning, Agents." Dr. Magnus said, scaring them both. "I trust you both had a good night?"

"Very well, thank you." Scully said. "Yes, thank you." Mulder echoed, surprising Scully a little by not jumping straight into his questions.

Dr. Magnus certainly looked more presentable and put together than Scully felt. In contrast to last night's leather and dark jeans, she was wearing a dark blue blouse and cream colored skirt, brunette hair loose, save for the strands around her face, which were pulled back with a clip. She wore an open lab coat easily and well. Tailored to fit her, it fit better than any lab coat Scully had ever worn, reminding her again she was wearing yesterday's clothing, which had blood and dirt on them and had brushed her hair with her fingers.

"I feel confident that I can discharge you this morning, Agent Mulder."

Scully could feel Mulder's disappointment without even looking at him.

"I was actually wondering if I might….if you might be willing to show me what you showed Scully last night. And answer some of my questions." Mulder had stood up and taken a step forward.

Dr. Magnus looked at Mulder with a slightly hard expression. She was a tall woman, able to look Mulder in the eye easily enough, and her height added to the imposing air around her. Scully felt that Mulder was about to bite off more than he could chew.

"Agent Mulder, you have done nothing to make me wish to show you any of my patients. Certainly none of my files. As for your questions, I imagine that they run along the same line as last time?"

Mulder clearly wasn't fazed by this. Scully wondered if that was bravery or stupidity. Probably a little bit of both, if she knew Mulder.

"Dr. Magnus, you can deny everything all you want. But I do have evidence of what it is you're denying. You haven't managed to erase your full impact on people or history. I saw those things last night--the animals you call tanuki. I believe Scully when she says that you have a pterodactyl. I understand that you want to protect the people under your care. I don't want to harm them or go telling everyone in the world about them. To me, it would confirm a personal truth. Tell me that I'm not crazy for believing."

Mulder was being surprisingly honest and Scully had a feeling that Dr. Magnus knew that. The woman seemed to size Mulder up.

"I can not tell you that aliens exist, Agent Mulder. Frankly, I don't believe that they do and if they did, I would like to think that any advanced race would have much better things to do than abduct humans for the simple means of experimenting on them."

Scully saw the gleam in Mulder's eye, surprised that he wasn't annoyed by the denial of the beings he had spent his whole life pursuing.

"You say humans as if you're not one of us." he said.

"Let us just say that I do not feel human and have not, for the majority of my life. But I will tell you this--extraordinary beings do exist, Agent, and I have made it my life's mission to protect them. The definition of how they are extraordinary is subjective. You say alien--I say nature creating something strange and beautiful that humans, sadly, fear and hate more often than not."

"So everything that can't be explained or every disorder or defect is nature just playing games with the human race?"

"Evolution has not simply stopped."

Scully understood Dr. Magnus's side of this debate, even though the woman was not giving Mulder anything more than she already had. She was dressing up the words more, but it came down to the same thing she had said when they first met. Mulder, however, looked thrilled with the woman's views.

"Doctor, I mean no disrespect. But you are avoiding my questions." Mulder said.

"Ask any you like, then. I cannot guarantee an answer and I will throw you out of my house if I see fit."

"Fair enough."

"Oh boy." Scully murmured.

But before Mulder could ask, Dr. Magnus gestured them to come with her. They followed her.

"Was your father Gregory Magnus?" Mulder asked.

"That was my father's name, yes."

Mulder glanced at Scully, clearly thinking the phrasing meant something. Scully felt like she was walking alongside two psychos, one of whom was playing the game much better than the other.

[little-lucub]

My 'types :33

I finally made a kinlist :DD

I'm a suntherian and also ambitherian for a few 'types! I'm also otherfix/otherspin, so my hyperfixations cause most my kins. I'm mainly psychological, but believe in past lives/alternate universes!

Theriotypes

Wolf Ambitherian:

Esp. Eurasian Wolf, Northern Rocky Mountain Wolf, Northern Wolf, Arctic Wolf, Grey Wolf

Fox Ambitherian:

Esp. Arctic Fox, Silver Fox, Cross Fox, Grey Fox, Red Fox

Dogs:

Shiba (Black & Tan, Sesame), Golden Retriever, German Shepherd, Siberian Husky (Agouti, brown & black), Blue Roan Stabyhoun mix, Border Collie

Cats: (Still questioning)

Birman, Maine Coon

Snow Leopards

Sea Otters

Red Pandas

Domestic Ferrets

Otherkin 'types

Okamimata (Nekomata but Wolf (I made it up for a VTuber Concept I'm working on!))

Nekomata

Elf/Drow (TTRPG/Fantasy stuff)

Hylian (Zelda)

Inkling / Squid (Splatoon)

Lycanroc Midday & Dusk (Pokémon)

Rockruff (Pokémon)

Eevee (Pokémon)

Flareon (Pokémon)

Satyr (TTRPG)

Melusine (Genshin)

Suanni (Genshin specifically)

Plushkin

OCkin

Songkin:

Writing on the Wall - Will Stetson

HELP!! - Kobo Kanaeru ft. natori

Disappearance Festival - Vega-P

Dragons:

Dragon, Wyvern, Wooly Owl (HTTYD), Monstrous Nightmare (HTTYD), Nightfury (HTTYD)

Cambitypes

Pigeon, Crow, Reindeer, Koholasaurus (Genshin)

Otherhearted Theriotypes

Shark (Great White), Snake (White Python), Silk Moth,Raccoon Dog/Tanuki, Eurasian Otters

Otherhearted 'kins

Seelie (Genshin), Octoling/Octopus (Splatoon), Kitsune, Zora (Zelda), Tanuki (Yokai), Mudkip (Pokémon), Cyndaquil (Pokémon)

Fictionkins (I don't mind doubles!)

I am so sorry there's a lot of these

Genshin Impact: Alhaitham, Arataki Itto, Chongyun, Collei, Cyno, Diona, Fischl, Freminet, Furina, Ga Ming, Ganyu, Gorou, Iansan, Kachina, Kaeya, Keqing, Kirara, Kuki Shinobu, Layla, Lynette, Mika, Mualani, Navia, Razor, Kokomi, Sayu, Sethos, Sucrose, Tartaglia/Childe, Thoma, Wolfy (Imaginarium Theathre), Wanderer, Wriothesley, Xilonen, Xinyan, Yanfei, Yaoyao

Honkai: Star Rail: Arlan, Boothill, Caelus, Dan Heng, Gepard, Huohuo, Luka, Lynx, Moze, Qingque, Robin, Sampo, Seele, Sparkle/Hanabi, Sushang, Veritas Ratio/Dr. Ratio, Welt Yang

Zenless Zone Zero: Anby Demara, Wise, Nekomiya Mana/Nekomata

Obey Me!: Belphegor, Leviathan, Mammon, MC, Satan, Solomon, Simeon

The Legend of Zelda: Link, Ravio, Sheik, Sidon, Shadow Link (FS)

Linked Universe: Four, Ravio, Twilight, Warriors, Legend

Splatoon: Acht/Dedf1sh, Agent 3/Captain 3, Neo Agent 3, Agent 4, Agent 8, Marie, Callie, Pearl, Marina, Shiver, Frye, DJ Octavio, Kiki/Kikura, Lionel

MXTX: Lan Yuan/Lan Sizhui, Wei Ying/Wei Wuxian, Shang Qinghua, Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe (Bingmei only), Qi Rong

VOCALOID: Kagemine Len, KAITO, v4flower, Camui Gakupo, Hatsune Mikuo

MCYT (Character/persona, not the person):

Hermitcraft & Life: Grian (+ YHS, KOV & Evo), Ethoslab, Joel Smallishbeans, Martyn InTheLittleWood

DSMP: Awesamdude, Charlie Slimecicle, ConnorEatsPants, FoolishGamers, Fundy, Jschlatt, Karl Jacobs, Philza, Quackity, Ranboo, Technoblade, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, Wilbur Soot

Misc: Evbo (Parkour Civilization)

Creepypasta: Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack(?), Homocidal Liu

Given: Haruki Nakayama, Ritsuka Uenoyama, Mafuyu Sato

Project Sekai: Tsukasa Tenma, Toya Aoyagi, Mizuki Akiyama, Nene Kusanagi, Mafuyu Asahina, Akito Shinonome

Paw Patrol: Chase, Rocky, Everest, Marshall

SK8: Kojiro Nanjo/JOE, Reki Kyan, Langa Hasegawa

FNAF: Michael Afton, Bonnie, Foxy, Glamrock Freddy (Glammike), Michael Smidt (Movie)

Lego Ninjago: Cole, Jay, Kai

Pokémon: James, Penny, Arven, Grusha, Iono, Kieran, N

Sanrio: Pompompurin, My Melody, Cinnamoroll, Tuxedo Sam

Other: Ajax (EOOS), AR (EOOS), Hiccup (HTTYD), Kris (DR), Ralsei (DR), Kusuo Saiki (Saiki K), Michiru Kagemori (BNA), Shirou Ogami (BNA), Punchy (ACNH), Shun Hashimoto (Umibé no Etranger), Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri!!! On Ice), Yuri Katsuki (Yuri!!! On Ice), Stanley (TSP), Virgil Sanders (SS), Cross Sans (Underverse/X-tale), Cross Chara (Underverse/X-tale), Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic (Fandub)), Shoya Ishida (A Silent Voice), Konata Izumi (Lucky☆Star), Yui 'Cherry' Sakura (WBULSP), Sunny (OMORI), HERO (OMORI), Cameron 'Caz' McLeary (SWTD), Clémentine (Yaelokre), Ballister Boldheart (Nimona), Jack Frost (ROTG)

Dividers from @/lavendergalactic

[cookinary]

Hey guys, if you want some music

I've been putting together a playlist of what my AUs' themes would be

I'll be making a list under the cut of which song matches which AU (so don't check it out if you wanna figure it out for yourself!)

Da OG boi: Banana Man - Tally Hall

Android: Robot Rock - Daft Punk

Backrooms: H A L L S - CG5

Basically Villain: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio

Beyblade: Beyblade Metal Fusion French opening

Brothers in Arms: Turn the Lights Off - Tally Hall

Cartoon: Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand

Clone: I think I'm a clone now - Weird Al

Cyberpunk: Organic Self - Noisecream

Demon Banana: Demons - Imagine Dragons / Phoenix - ft.Cailin Russo and Chrissy Costanza

Dragon Pilot: Dragon Pilot Hisone to Masotan outro

Escaped Experiment: Monster - dodie

Explosive Personality: MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP - Dan Bull

Ghost: Ghost - Confetti

Godhunter: Godhunter - Aviators

Honey I shrunk the kid: So What - Three Days Grace

It's just a game: Losing My Mind - Mystery Skulls

Mad Guy Dead: MAD RAT HEART from the Mad Rat Dead OST

Mad Switch: Fuck You - Lily Allen

Magic: Dementia - Owl City ft. Mark Hoppus / ROACHES - Luluyam (I picked these songs because Mage is psychotic because of everything he went through)

Mountains: Les bronzés font du ski

Murder Drones: Disassembly Required - Liam Vickers

Mutant: Captive Normal from the Hi-Fi Rush OST (PLEASE CHECK THIS GAME OUT) / I'm My Own Master Now (Platinum Mix) from the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST

Nyankees: meow - lvusm

Pacific Rim: Pacific Rim main theme

Phoenix: Phoenix - Netrum & Halvorsen

Pokemon: The Journey Starts Today - Walk off the Earth

Portal: Who I am - CG5

Post-Apocalypse: Survive - SOARA / Wasteland Outlaw - MAJESTY

Radioactive: Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

Reaper: The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash

Sailing Seas: The Seven Seas - F-777

Sea Monster: Ocean Man - Ween

Simulation Collapsing: ECHO [Cover] - Alfakyun

Space: Starman - David Bowie

Spare: I Can't Decide - Scissors Sisters

Supers: Speed of Light - Joe Satriani

Swap: Sweet About Me - Gabrielle Cilmi

Tanuki: Heisei era Tanuki War (Spirited Season) from the Pompoko OST

Therianthropy: Wild Slide - Jules Gaia / T-Rex - K.Flay

Time Agent: This Time - PXL

Time God: Temporal Tower from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky OST

Time Loop: Stuck in a Timeloop - Animadrop

Totally Spies: Here We Go - Totally Spies season 1 opening

Turning Red: Pandas Unite/Nobody Like U from the Turning Red OST

Unaware Eldritch God: God - Jake Daniels

Untitled Friend Game: Goose Goose Revolution - TheLivingTombstone

Werewolf: Animal In Me - Solence

Witch Vampire: Happy Halloween Rap ver. - nqrse

Zombie: Macabre Rotting Girl - Kathy-Chan / Stay Alive - FFM ft. Felix Bushe / INFECTED - STARSET

Junkyard King: Junkyard King - Navie D

Rookie Mistake (AU where my sona is present): Idontgivea***k - Rabbit Junk

And EMPIRES by Electric Swing Circus isn't for an AU but I thought it was a good fit for vanilla Ophelia

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Just clocked in this morning for my shift with the new recruits, and I have to say: what the fuck.

The twitch in their eye whenever they think they've spotted something in their peripherals is normal— there's an agent hanging out in the rafters, not that I begrudge anyone the free entertainment enough to find and kick them off premises. The rest of it is the sleep deprivation, plus the genjutsu curriculum that Bat put them through. Hell, even the guy perpetually holding a handful of nightshade berries up in the air is clearly just getting Tanuki's anti-idiot treatment.

But why does one of them not blink? Good on her for initiating eye-contact, except I literally counted out a full seven minutes and she just does. not. Blink. And the kid who's scared of his own ninjato? Granted, his scores are pretty good across the rest of the board, but why is he here if he's neither able nor motivated to handle the standard-issue weapon?

Also, one of them can't swim. I ran a weak current through the pond that was part of the obstacle course to mess with their water-walking and this guy sunk like a brick. Where the hell did he grow up, Suna? Who signed off on him??

[silverdragon889]

If Bluenix likes to cook, does he have a lot of loose note cards filled with recipes?

He does! He collects them from his friends and family, as well as other places. Here's a fun list of recipes and how he got them!

Yorkshire Pudding: Christmas gift from Reggie. Nix didn't cry at this, you have no proof

Banana Bread: Ollie gave it to him after the Glasses Incident(tm) to make him feel better.

Butternut Gazpacho: stole it from Fabby's desk

Butterbeer: He found it in Juniper's basement during Party Crasher and has NEVER let the man live it down

Maple Glazed Salmon: Tanuki and him swapped recipes. He traded a street corn recipe for this one!

Strawberry Parfait: Palette forced this one on him after she found out he cooks. He doesn't know how to tell her he doesn't know how a parfait is supposed to look.

Stir-fry Ramen: the only friend he has outside the agency, Makoto, gave him this one after they first met in a park. Makoto is pretty chill, and they swap tips and tricks often.

Greek bouyiourdi: Stole it from Zor during Seat of Power. Most prized steal of his LIFE.

[bloodacholic]

My current hyperfix is my friends TTRPG characters my autism is like a gentle boiled egg that needs to be cradled to not burst

ALSO IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY PLAYERS FOR DG OTHER THAN THE OWNER OF THIS CHARACTER DONT LOOK BELOW THE DIVIDER THIS WARNING IS FOR YOU TANUKI, PAWS OFF

Secret Agent with a handler that's obsessed with him save me... save me divorced womaniser who still talks to his daughter whenever he can save me....... Shaw the man that you are....

(Man in the 2 memes and the hands in the back doodle are all Jockey, Shaw's handler)

[louiesselfshipramblings]

Assorted Selfship Lore!!

Normally, I post the "main" selfship lore in posts of their own with a commissioned work, but since that well is a lil slow atm, I just gonna ramble on some lore nuggets I have for current f/os I have. Nothin in depth, but the general ideas.

Purah, as kinda my secondary main f/o, has a good bit. We actually knew each other before the events of BotW, though our relationship was a lot different back then. I was a doctor who worked under the crown, so we met up quite frequently. We were going strong for a few years, with plans to marry, until the Calamity happened. I was studying cryogenic preservation up in Hebra when it happened, and the ensuing chaos led to myself being frozen in suspended animation for nearly a century! Purah has bigger fish to fry and kinda lost her memory a bit when she went baby mode, so I wouldn't be found til about a year after Link defeated Ganon and search parties began to be sent out, when I was found frozen in the ice. Purah kinda laser focused on me for a good while, staying by me day in and day out til I fully thawed, and of course oversaw my rehabilitation. She felt a bit awful for the whole thing, but I assured her it was not her fault, and she did the best she could. What mattered most was that were were together again ❤️

I actually have a story with Odessa that takes place after her episode of the show. For backing, I was a elastic powered thief who traveled the world stealing what I wanted. I found out about Odessa during my time in New York, and fell for her. She initially just humored my advances, but she soon fell to my villainess charms and returned the feelings. After I broke her out, she became committed to joining me in robbing the world of whatever we wanted. I even helped rehabilitate her public image, so we could be out in public together yet again eheheh >:]

With Perona, I feel we met up during the two-year time skip. Probably one time when she left the island Zoro and Mihawk were at and explored the surrounding area. She found me alone, silently working on clothes of several varieties thanks to my Cloth-Cloth Fruit abilities. We had a rocky meeting, but things went on an upswing when I made her some new outfits. We got talking, bonding over our similar styles, and then one thing led to another, and we ended up dating :] I visited her and the others frequently, though neither Zoro nor Mihawk were the most...welcoming. I did at least supply Zoro with his new garb before he went off to Sabaody, and did tag along with Perona when she made sure he got there. We stick pretty close to one another, mainly cause, ya know, we're that kinda couple, heh 🩷

For Sombra, we met as Talon agents. Similar vibes, though I was more focused on "physical" hacking, so to speak. Started as a bit of a flirty rivalry that turned to actual flirting that turned to actual dating. We never stop being bad, but we do lay low several years down the line cause, wuh-o, she ended up pregnant with my kid! No idea how that happened...👀

D. Va is a similar case! Freelance agent who encountered her on a few missions. Rivalry started cause I called into question her skills, and that rivalry eventually blossomed into a romantic relationship. We're very open about it too, bothers everyone on the team lol.

Roz I'm kinda here and there about. It's def a kinda AU from the main film, with like anthro versions of the animal cast, cause ya know I def want Brightbill and Fink there. Question is do I wanna be anthro? Or just human? Prolly be a raccoon, cause that's my Mobian-sona. Then again, Roz has a history with raccoons, heh. Regardless, I am very much a robot kisser and I love being co-parents with her :]

Sybil is fun cause, I'm casting myself as a similar "dream warrior", known as The Oni. Cowl, Blue Spirit-esque mask, large ogre-like mace. Tanuki-Possum kinda creature. We're both busy people, but when we meet up, we make it count. We haven't committed to anything, but we are life partners, so there's that!

These next three, I think I made a post earlier about em, or at least the general idea. So, with Toy Chica, I'm introduced as like the new addition to the Fazbear cast, specifically as Chica's partner. She's a bit unsure about the whole deal, but when I turn out to be a lovable guy, genuinely kind, and a good cook, we form a genuine bond which slowly grows to be romantic. Might AU this a bit where like, they're still animatronics but doing that is there "job"? I dunno, sorting the deets.

Roxy is similar. Same fictional in-universe character, now reintroduced in the Pizza-plex era as Roxy's race partner for the double go-kart track. We hit it off incredibly well, and kinda just go with dating from the get go. Helps I'm super supportive of her being the best :]

Rambley is, again, much the same. My character was introduced to be his close friend—if Rambley is Mickey, think me as Goofy, but designed to be as Minnie. Our relationship is very close, so close that over time, when it came time to introduce a proper love interest for Rambley, they just decided to use me because people already assumed we were meant to be a couple. And so we became canon :]

Other bits!:

I was with Mariah when she worked with DIO, and helped fished her out after her battle with Joseph and Avdol. We retired after that.

I was probably some misc god or being in Viridi's pantheon when I met Phosphora.

As the Ultimate Butler, I was placed to work alongside Kirumi. Our relationship started as a tense bout of one-ups-man-ship that eventually boiled over to romantic desire.

[turbobyakuren]

moriko circa 2014: sailor moon usagi expy except she's a tanuki, cosplay enthusiast, the silliest girl on earth

moriko circa 2024: what if sailor moon usagi was a double agent, but, like, the most spineless double agent possible. still the silliest girl on earth.

[midnightmoonbeams]

AnemoneNo1 drew some side characters taking a group photo, captioned, "Merry Squidmas!" ivorny drew a funny scene between two Agents. Tanuki drew, I believe, L, for Team Sweet (could be wrong; I have been many times... it's also been a very long time since I've watched Death Note). A Salmonid drew a Salmonid family celebrating Fishmas. This Japanese player really wants Splatnet 3 to have a crossover with Miiverse (we all want that). Leo* drew an anime boy eating cake for Team Sweet. Pearl is here to see her beautiful daughter. Lord Maxie drew Big Man in a Santa hat for Splatmas.

From December 24th, 2022

[chaos0pikachu]

I couldn't chaotically recap one piece if I tried because 1) it's to fucking long to recap in anything other than a 3 hour youtube essay format and 2) the story is already so genuinely sincerely chaotic that I couldn't make it funnier if I tried like if I said:

"the rubber band protagonist fights a Furry Bait Government Agent who is different from Dr Rudolph the red nose reindeer who's NOT furry bait who is also different from Furry Bait Island that lives on the back of an elephant who are all DEF furry bait" everyone who's watched/read one piece will tag this with some variation of "pedro real" or "yeah...wanda" or "lucci evil but sexy" or "thank god chopper is just a normal tanuki"

and everybody who hasn't watched/read one piece will go "they're exaggerating right?" and NO I am NOT exaggerating everything I said is CANON and I haven't even mentioned the arc where Rubber Band Protag's crew fights BDSM pirates in Japan

[prskcostumes]

Card Costume Directory (Year Three, Second Half)

All event cards are placed under their own tag to be grouped together properly, but this list is to help people find the exact costume they might be looking for. The list is in order of release. This post goes from after the 2.5 anniversay event (Get over it.) until the 3rd anniversary event (Hello・Good・Day!).

Get over it. - Universal Trainee - Un-Gravity Suit - Galaxy Researcher

Re-tie Friendship - Fear Trad - Bright Trad - Prospect Trad

Our Escape for Survival - Runaway Cat - Lost Kitten - Escape Girl

One-Day Trip Before Setting Sail - Sailor Captain - Navy Navigator - Sailor Apprentice

The Canary Sings in a Quagmire - Innocent Girl - Casual Boy - Clarity Guy

Standing Next to the Kind and Gentle You - Blessing Bride - Happy Bell - Flower Mermaid

Light Up the Fire - Spirit of Love - Spirit of Sound - Spirit of Wish

STEP by STEP! - Brilliant Gem - Glitter Gem - Sparkle Gem

Colorful Festival - Chains Memory Jacket - Over the Wasteland

A Once-in-a-Lifetime Pandemonium!? - The One Who Controls the Gashadokuro - The Zashiki-Warashi's Sailor Uniform - The Fox and Tanuki's Stand-Up Collar

Saying Goodbye to My Persona - Loss way home - Close to heart - Become an ally

Connected by Our Stellar Song - Connect Star - Heartbeat Star - Illuminate Star

Hectic Cafe ●REC!! - Happy deliver - Smile deliver - American casual

On Your Feet - Vivid New Colors - Hot New Colors - Cool New Colors

Our Happy Ending - Wonderland Travelers - Apprentice Mage's One-Piece Dress - The Skilled Merchant's Traveling Outfit

Let Your Song Resound Throughout the Sekai! - Smiling Marching - Relieve Marching - Encourage Marching - Paragon Marching

Weaving Precious Memories With You - Wonderful days - Alive with music - Attract attention

Let's Study Hard! - Troublemaker Great Detective - Intelligence Agent - Masked Great Phantom Thief

Colorful Festival - My Way STYLE - Serenity STYLE

Hello・Good・Day! - The Starlight - The Flowershower - The Spotlight - The Giftedray