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clarissaweasley-10 · 2 months ago

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Why does Jameson's body look like a fricking mermaid's like bro-

ahem-ignore the hourglass body and the hips but see- it really looks like he's got a mermaid tail waist down

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vaguely-concerned · 17 days ago

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lucanis truly has a near terminal case of burned out golden child syndrome. caterina fucked both of these kids over so incredibly bad with the dynamic she enforced there, with illario being labled the perpetual fuckup kid where lucanis 'could do no (would never be allowed to do) wrong'. the way he admits in the first coffee date scene that the only thing that happened when he showed he could carry the weight of expectation was that more weight was added makes me so sad. you can hear it in caterina's voice in his intro mission that she's incredibly proud of him, but this is clearly a leandra and hawke situation where that pride never translates into relief or resolution or unconditional warmth or understanding or anything that really helps.

#you messed up an excellent little autistic dude caterina look at him he has no personal life and his only friend is his scar-ass cousin!!#because that's what you told him he has to be and he believed you!!!#all that and you wouldn't even let him have a wyvern dagger just for fun and b/c it makes him SO happy? when i get you caterina dellamorte #I'm finding the crow family drama so compelling in this game I'm just hanging around treviso Observing haha #I wish they'd given illario a bit more nuance in this (as I feel he does have in the wigmaker job)#b/c with the sheer pantomime susness he's got going on they really don't want you to engage with him deeply haha #also teia mvp as always but I think that goes without saying (and happily all these lads around her seem to know it)#both lucanis and viago like 'thank you teia you're the best 🥺' and she's like 'yeah I know'#protective big sis of the remaining crow family haha. and she's got to be barely thirty years old at this point. I'm love her so much #'*annoyed voice* MAKER HELP US' she's saying what we're all thinking #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #lucanis dellamorte #I think my rook is having some uncomfortable moments of realizing some parallels here with their own relationship to the watchers haha #like 'buddy you're so much more than just a tool for your family to use. I however have a sacred duty I was banished from #the fulfilment of which determines my entire worth and that I am low-key mourning behind the levity b/c that's what I was made for. ...wait #I feel like rye was more the illario & lucanis combo only child tho. wants so much to be good but keeps getting into Shenanigans #chaotic underachiever with frankly upsetting potential when they actually get their act together and they WANT to so bad #but also. shenanigans keep happening. releasing blighted gods is only barely the wildest of them

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kindaasrikal · 19 days ago

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Can we all consider the thought of how Zane might be physically older than all the other ninja, but mentally speaking he’s also just a teenage little shi

He’d be the middle child of the lot and you can’t deny me of this. He is NOT mentally 50 do you see that guy

He’s that one weird sibling you always have to teach stuff too despite them having more potential than you and you’re just stuck with it.

Zane is not mentally older than Cole, or even Kai of were being honest here. Everyone is aware of this fact and none of them have the heart to break it to him that no one considers him the oldest. Ancient nindroid or not.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago zane #i see so much of zane being physically the oldest since he’s a nindroid #but like mentally speaking no he isn’t #did you watch the early seasons #younger sibling energy there man #not youngesy but definitely younger #zane ninjago #zane julien #in dragons rising hes the same as the other og four on his late 20s to thirties #menatlly speaking #tbh they probably only tak einto consideration of mentally ages too #with lloyd and zane and coles whole ghost thing being a thinv #cole couldn’t age during it and tha ehole ghost thing might’ve been a year or a half #soooo #yes im speaking from #experience

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amclennonblog · 1 year ago

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some of you are so insensible like, wtf?

yeah, paul mccartney is not 52 anymore, he grew older, and it's a BLESSING. because there are only two options: you either grow old or you die. thank GOD Paul is here, now, being able to record this song, unlike John, who we've lost a long time ago. We will never get old man John voice, and that's because he's not here. That sucks. I'd give a lot to have seen John grow older, even if just a little more. See his face change, his music and his voice too. It would have been a blessing.

be fucking greateful that paul and ringo are still here, doing this. rejoice on paul's older raw and real voice. it exists.

#mclennon #the beatles #now and then #i know it's hard to assimilate this perspective #I apply it to myself #as the years went by celebrating my birthday became kind of a dread #when i became thirty i was complaining about being 'too old' and then it occured to me #there was only one way I'd be forever 29....and that was worse #and that's how i started seeing aging as a blessing...and everything that somes with it #thank god i got to hear paul's voice grow tired like that...it means he's still hear and working with it ..it's great

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illustratus · 8 months ago

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Alatriste (2006) by Agustín Díaz Yanes | The Surrender of Breda by Diego Velázquez

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andypantsx3 · 2 years ago

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seeing a lot of discourse about 30 year old women in fandom today, and lemme just say:

all your favorite fics were written by 30+ year olds

#like i know for a fact that several of the most kudosed fics in our x reader tags were written by 30+ year olds #and that's just x reader which trends younger than a lot of shipfic and gen #literally begging you to look at the ages on some of your fave blogs #they are thirty or they are CLOSE lol #i recently took another step closer to thirty so i'm really feeling some typa way today

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unnecessarilygrandiose · 8 months ago

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giiiiiirl what the fuck. the way everyone has been talking about tommy you'd think he was closer to 50 than 40. you're telling me the actor who plays him is only thirty-nine???

#I MEAN CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT I DO NOT THINK 8 YEARS IS THAT HUGE AN AGE GAP WHEN YOU'RE BOTH IN YOUR THIRTIES???#CERTAINLY NOT WHEN YOU'VE DATED A WOMAN MORE THAN 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU???#and ok. the actor and character's age need not be the same HOWEVER.#we don't fucking know what timeline 911 operates on and so we're going by my rules #a la all characters are their actors' age except eddie who's youngest #911 abc #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr

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oliveden · 2 months ago

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angst potential of keith maturing at galra levels, which are way longer than human lifespans

keith, pre-adolescence, realizing his dad isn't going to live long enough to see him as an adult, that he's going to be left alone at the galran equivalent of a teenager

#galra keith #he's aging at roughly half the speed of humans #if keith is born when his dad is around thirty #when keith is the galran version of ten years old #then his dad is already fifty #beneath the veil

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rickybaby · 4 months ago

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Daniel Ricciardo arrives at the Hungaroring | Hungarian Grand Prix 2024 | Photo by Attila KISBENEDEK

#my thirty years old boyfriend <3 #love when he looks his age!!!#daniel ricciardo #hungary24

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izzyspussy · 2 months ago

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i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.

#jack facts #somebody could probably make a hades/persephone parallel out of this. somehow.#look it's even the fall/winter that the age difference is (perceived to be) bigger. it could be done. if you really wanted it.#a ''modern reinterpretation'' where the underworld as metaphor for marriage* becomes for statutory rpe? hwoigkfhs #idk i just like the dynamic of them having enough of age difference that - in the younger years - it actually has any noticable effect #and of course it never hurts to add more fuel to the ian only goes for older men fire lmao #altho i will admit i also kinda like for mickey to have been put into school a year late or to have been held back a year or w/e #so he's in lip's class but older than him #or even for him to be in the class above lip and lip's doing homework more advanced than his own which wouldn't be ANY kind of stretch #jbc am pretty compelled by the idea of mickey being older than lip too #and how that adds a little extra flavor to their Man of the House(s)/Biggest Brother/Least Worst Little Sibling's (Ex-)Boyfriend clashing #and anyway depending on how you interpret svet's age mickey might not have been able to marry her unless he wasn't a minor #like if you decide they're the same age or she's <1yr younger then fine he could with parental ''permission'' which we know he had #but if you decide her age based on the actors' comparative ages it would depend on her birthday whether they could marry right then #and if you decide mickey is his age despite fisher's irl age at the time but svet and goreshter are the same age it's a no unless he's 18+#and those would be regardless of what terry (or anyone else) said. so.#then again it would be hilarious for them to find out later that the marriage was never legally binding lmfao #anyway hi. it's two thirty in the morning.#shameless #mickey milkovich #gallavich #hc

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fishareglorious · 5 months ago

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Greta Hofmann? More like.... GRETA FISHERMANN!!!!!🎣🎣🎣

#greta hofmann #reverse 1999 #fish doodles #my design philosophy about greta is basically 'woman who has never touched a comb in thirty years'#make her the skrunkliest woman in the game #there is nothing in the lore or story that says or even implies that she does fishing but. this is my world and i tumblr user #fishareglorious will make that woman a fisherman in my canon #if i had a decently disposable income i would spend it in commissioning multiple artists to make a fully-colored piece of marcus #teaching her how to surf fish. also most importantly she is decked out in that middle aged suburban father with a fishing hobby fit #because it makes her look far more sexier (im so sorry. but this is my truth.)

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zeltqz · 6 months ago

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Honestly I’m so tiered of all this OlDeR mEn things…like yeah you kind find someone who’s way older than you attractive but I genuinely don’t understand how can you interact like this with them. Like bro ur literally a CHILD from their perspective…THEY ARE PREDATORS

NO BECAUSE IF I SPEAK ILL GET CALLED A HATERRRRRRRRRR

older guys is fine sure, but if hes old enough to be your father? and youre into that shit? GET THERAPY PLEASE. THATS NOT NORMAL OML. just thinking of being witha guy who was my dads age when i was an infant is literally disgusting im sorry. i cant condone big age gaps like that.

nothing wrong with a ten year age gap or something, but TWENTY? THIRTY? FOURTY? BROTHER EUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

#im 20 and i cant even picture myself looking at a 19 year old dude.#if i cant even date one year younger than me i cannot have any respect for these grown men going after girls twenty #thirty years younger.#the biggest age gap ill go is 5 years honestly. unless its ran then i can stretch it to eight years and thats PUSHINGGGG IT #im at my limit guys #if the guy is rich then maybe i can dig it #cuz at least im getting compensated ya know?

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verstappentime · 5 months ago

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i don't think there is anything more 26-year-old-core than the way charles looks like he wants to k*ll himself every time he has a bad race like literally the wind blowing at that age is the end of the world

#like you're running out of time bc you're halfway to thirty but you're actually a child #with a hundred years to meet your goals #but it doesn't FEEL that way #it is THE castrophizing age i s2g #charles leclerc #i said this yday but just to add

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blujayonthewing · 7 months ago

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pitched battle inside my brain between the part of me that's desperately shaking myself by the shoulders going "YOU HAVE GOT TO ACTUALLY LIVE THE KIND OF LIFE YOU IMAGINE INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING AROUND IMAGINING IT UNTIL YOU DIE!!" and the part of me that's clutching my face going "is this allowed? is this allowed?? is this allowed???"

#trying to plan a solo cicada pilgrimage and getting brainworms about it yeehaw #'making a lot of plans and never actually doing things in real life' has been a problem for literally as long as I can remember #but I also feel like I've developed a learned helplessness over the last several years that's gotten worse as I've gotten older??#me age twenty: I think I'm gonna take myself to chicago next week because I feel like going to the zoo #me age thirty: am I allowed to go camping alone. am I allowed to do a solo road trip. I need a grownup #to be extremely clear I am very much allowed and this is not justin's fault and I don't know where it comes from #like I'll run things by him lowkey seeking 'permission' that I don't even need and he'll be like 'yeah that sounds good to me'#and then I STILL won't do the thing because like. my brain keeps insisting there needs to be a grownup in charge?? HELLO I'M GROWNUP #anyway I'm doing cicada trip solo BECAUSE-- the drive is so long I want to do five days because two of them will just be driving #and he can't get that much time off work right now #AND because I literally only want to Be Camping and Looking At Bugs but he'd get bored of a week of that he likes Activities #me this morning getting insecure and weird: what are your thoughts... on cicada voyage....#him after at first not even understanding the question: I'm SO excited for you?? you deserve to get to go absolutely feral???#I do.... ;n; 💕 why am I so scared to be a person.......#about me #cicada quest

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three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat · 7 months ago

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ARLECCHINO IS IN HER TWENTIES?

#freminet couldnt have been younger than five when he came to the house #and arlecchino couldnt have been much older than clervie (who was sixteen)#freminet is what. fifteen? sixteen? now. meaning that its been about ten years. meaning arlecchino #who was very close to clervie's age #is STILL IN HER FUCKING TWENTIES #shes not even thirty... this feels like a betrayal shes not even a dilf... this game means nothing to me anymore #mb plays a game #genshin impact #arlecchino #genshin impact spoilers #<- sort of kind of

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illustratus · 8 months ago

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The Battle of Rocroi "Rocroi, the Last Tercio" by Augusto Ferrer-Dalmau

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