#again with the legsss

[ilikedetectives]

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[pearlprincess02]

scorpio sun, pisces moon, sagittarius rising, scorpio mercury, sagittarius venus

scorpio sun: is a night fixed water sign. a deep and complex sign, both its symbol and its glyph represent the scorpion, its stinger suggesting the potentially stinging nature of scorpio. scorpio represents transformation, depth, emotions, intensity, passion. also represent phoenix, a symbol of rebirth. scorpio is seen as magnetic, powerful, private and sometimes intimidating to others. scorpio is a sign that wants to see through the soul of a person, wants to see and understand the dark sides of a person. scorpio will always want to see the ugly side of a person. scorpio is a sign that is quite individual and likes to focus on a single person. what is also known about scorpio is that it gives each person a different kind of love. scorpio is a sign that has difficulty trusting and has trust issues, as it often feels that people will betray it. therefore, scorpios usually have a small circle of people and only those they really trust. scorpio can also be possessive, jealous and wants to have you all to himself. when a scorpio loves, he loves with all his heart. scorpio will give you his soul and heart. scoprio will sacrifice a lot for the people he loves. but if you betray his love, he will never forgive you. scorpio is also a sign that takes a long time to let go of a person and get over them.

pisces moon: you are too giving, humanitarian, charitable, selfless or not enough. you might take care or help out every close friend, acquaintances or stranger, but NOT your own family members, loved ones or your partner. so try to put that in check. you might be undereating or eat foods that don't nourish your body. again, substance overuse can be present in subtle ways, such as drinking too much coffee in the day.

sagittarius rising: ok legsss fr tho they have stallion legs, also likes the finer things in life and will probably get them because they’re lucky in life and blessed, really funny placement and someone you want to have around all the time to do fun shit with, carefree for the most part but they have certain triggers that they’ll cause a fit over, usually hates commitment (depending on other aspects and planets) because they don’t want to be tied down or have a loss of freedom

scorpio mercury: your thinking is above all intense, deep (you always delve into things and evaluate them from all possible angles). a lot of times you think like the fbi - you investigate all possible things and you want to get to the bottom of the truth. your thinking is never without meaning or control. you are always in control of what is happening. and everything you say is very well thought out, you usually choose with what words you say something and in what way. many times your thinking is a secret, which means that people never find out what you are thinking and that they can often judge you as a person who is a secretive. you read other people very well. also u have very sharp mind.

sagittarius venus: sagittarius venus’s approach love in a playful and fun manner. this is why they prefer their partners to be witty and humorous. they’re optimistic and joyful in love. due to that 9th house energy, sagittarius venus individuals usually fall for those from different cultures and backgrounds. they’re incredibly open minded and prefer dating someone different to them in a way. however, they do get the stereotype that they’re “noncommittal”. this stems from the fact that they value their independence and can get restless if their relationship feels stagnant. they seek a partner who they can experience adventures with and grow together spiritually. above all, they value their freedom and independence so they need a partner who is willing to accommodate that.

(@chaoticlyfzz)

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[bunji-enthusiast]

Your dogday fics have my brain completely rotted at this point like omg your work is absolutely amazing❤️❤️❤️❤️. I really wanted to tell you that because your an amazing writer anyways. After reading all of these my rotted dogday brain headcannons that if we found his legs somewhere after saving him, and managed re attach them that he would become a very protective boy, because he feels like he can help us more now. Honestly I think ima just dieing to see someone write him getting his legs back somehow after we save him, because the poor precious boy deserves his legsss.

You are absolutely so right, which is why I’m writing a third part and giving him his legs back.

He’s the goodest boy and deserves to walk again.

[missdaytonawrites]

MEN & MDNI!!! 18+ content!!! dark!abs n' full fledged dub-con below the cut!!!

and as i sit here... getting all ready for bed... just cleaned my room and changed the sheeeets! also just took a shower and shaved my legsss!! i can't help but think about my very special dark!abby coming home late from work finding a very squeaky clean and pretty-smelling r! in bed and then sneaking in next to you and rubbing one out while her free hand grazes your soft skin.

AHGABSJAHBSSKJ and of course it wouldn't be dark!abs if she didnt take some of her spend and and swipe it across your lips, even in your unconsious state your lips part and you happily accept her fingers (mary, ik i would i am so orally fixated its CRIMINAL!) she would so casually roll over to spoon you while you keep her fingers in your mouth.

she absolutely cannot fall asleep until shes fucked you.. so the removal of her fingers from your mouth causes you to wake, and she just so mercilessly takes you right there. surely past the hour of 2:00 AM by now, you're not there enough to really process whats happening. just happy to see your abby, you wrap around her and let her handle her business.... i am so fucking siiiiick

you'll most likely knock out again, quite literally being fucked back to sleep while she snarls and rocks above you. before you know it, her weight drops down beside you and her arm has snaked around your waist. you barely register it,,, but she leaves you with a "good night cherry.. ✨💖😽👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😌" and crashes herself.

just a short somethin' i'm sittin' here thinking about while i wait for my sleeping meds to kick in lol, nightie night.

[missamyrisa2]

a little thing I like to call the raspberry patch where I tackle you with tickles ~ working your sides and ribs and underarms and behind the knees and feet until you're nice and warmly meltedddd~ so that I can pin you down and spread you out and start blowing raspberries allllll over your bodyyy ~ starting on your inner elbows, grabbing a wrist and brushing my lips until I find that good spot to seal and blow~~ working up and if I find a good spot your bicep is soooo getting raspberried toooooo~ and then I'll take allll the time I want making sure your underarms are kissed and zerberted to wiggly ticklish mussshhh~ holding your weakened arm down and burying my lips inside those pitties for the bzzzzz~!

Then it's your neckkk oooh yesss gentle raspberries for your neck toooo~ getting you allll pink and worked up there as I hold your arms up and nuzzle in for the neckyyyy~ and you knowww I'm gonna zerbert them riiibiesss toooo each and every one, getting a silllly loud raspberryyy~ before I kiss my way back up and blow over each royal chest button until you sing me a sweeet squeaky song~ Then your underarms are getting it again~! Oooh yesss you can never raspberry cute armpits too much~!! Ahh but your bellllly is sooo lonely~ everyone raspberries there first but I like to get you sooo kissed up and patchyyy before I hold you steady and bzzzz bzz bzzzzz over your bouncy navel ~ you get sooo many more giggles built up when I wait like thissss~ and of course zerberts on your siiiiides and your hiiiipssss and ooh yesss the hip diiips and waiiisttt ~ sooo many kissy marks on your bodyyy now~ it must tiiiingle so much huhh?

And I know you want moreeee~ there's always moooore because I'm flipping you my little pancake and I'm getting that small of your back with my raspberry lipssss! Get you alllll wiggly thrashy on that silly spotttt before I go up and start zerberting your shoulderbladesss~ I'll bet you've never been raspberried heree!! and probably not on your nape either! That's the back of your neck by the wayyyy! and it's soooo very sensitive to lipsss huhh? Such sweet spots that never get attention ~ but today they dooooo ~ just liiiike the back of your kneeesss! Yes yes yesss I'm gonna raspberry those knee pits we're soooo planting lil patches of raspberries down there tooooo! One for thisssss lil kneepit and one heree tooooo!! And what about those feets hmmmm? Yesss you can absolutely raspberry a soleeee it's good for your soul!!

You knowww I saved those thighs for lastttt~ those are the ones that reallllly make the screamies~ sooo I wanted you niiiice and wiggly weeak and alll raspberry patched up before I pin your legs and start brushing my lipsss on those inner legsss~ ooh yes gasp and squirm and giggle and writheee! It's not stoooppinnngg naawww ~ we're gonna raspberry everyyy bit of those quivering thighssss and you can just ooooh ~ I dunnnooo~ tell me how awesome and lovely and amazing I am at tickling youuuu~ tell me I'm the world's best ticklerrrr while I kisss and zerbert your thighssss nowww~ and maybeee just maybe we'll get some ticklyyy kissesss where I know you want it mosttt~<33

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Fairy Cynthia: "Your child here has been breaking dress code yet again!"

Fairy Tippy: "Well, he has wings, so he can't wear the shirt part. You're a fairy too, I thought you would relate!"

Naga Bel: "And he'sssss part naga! He doesn't have legsss so what's the point of pantsssss?"

Fairy Cynthia: "Well, I don't make the rules around here! And if he refuses to follow then he can go somewhere else!"

Ice of Creamerton: "So you're discriminating him based on his species?"

Fairy Cynthia: "He also brought an enchanted flower with a lady's face for show and tell. She bit a few students and spat thorns at them."

Ice of Creamerton: "...okay, that is slightly more valid, but still."

That'll do it!! 🤣😭 It's written right here in the school handbook: under no circumstances are enchanted or cursed objects/people permitted on school grounds without signing a permission slip!

[hestiashand]

top 5 food and why you like them (texture, taste etc) :>

OOOH :DD

1. poutine 😭😭 srry most canadian thing of me ig but it’s so yummy to meee !!!! its v easy to make as well which also would add to the ease of being able to enjoy it. if i order it somewhere i like to have cheese curds but at home i just use shredded cheese. also for any canadians out there i think my fave fast food places to get it is either harveys or mary browns. they are both sooo good.

2. chicken korma omggggg its so soft and tender…….. makes my mouth water just thinking about it… it’s always such a treat for me when i order it because it just tastes SO good and ik i already said but it’s so tender… i could cry even 😭😭

3. korean style fried rice— there’s obv so many ways to make smth like this but i personally like it with spam and egg the best :DD sometimes i use chicken too but mainly spam…. i like kimchi friend rice too but without kimchi i prefer more bc altho i like kimchi i’m not a fan of the texture of cabbage kimchi !! i haven’t tried radish kimchi but i think i’d like that more :p but anyways yea back to fried rice, must have looooots of gochujang bc i love spicy food c: i make it all the time i rlly can’t get enough of it— it’s very fun and very easy to make too

4. japanese beef or chicken curry…. i rlly like the golden curry brand to make at home !! i’m actually planning to make some hopefully this week lol. it tastes so good and once again i like the spicier ones cc: i love all curries in general tho they make me… so happy. i could eat curry every single day frfr. curry and rice is my best friend <3

5. crab legsss omg…. not even a specific style of them just in general i love all crab legs. i haven’t had these in yearssssss 😭😭 way too expensive to afford but !! omg i adore them….. they’re soo much fun to get into for me hehe… so the process of eating them is fun PLUS they taste so good to me… augh i forever adore crab legs…

[jevilowo]

The ultimate villain team:

Murderous discord kitten

Ballet clown

Robot spider legsss

Undertale cosplayer

Robot spider legs again but dressed like allura from 80s voltron

*Poisons u cutely*

Robot spider legs again again but shes hacking your computer

[oblivioustoast]

ya know i’m still sad they gave bruce such baggy pants in army of darkness

what happened to those nice trousers that showed off his butt??????

[the-bjd-community-confess]

I'm a mostly female-doll collector but is it just me or do most male dolls seem to put more love and effort into their body sculpting? I'm always amazed at how much subtle detail male doll bodies get compared to female one... Like for example Doll family-H's 72cm male body version 2. I know it's not the MOST detailed out of male bodies but my friend had one and it's just stunning and elegant! There's so many subtle bone sculpting around the rib and neck area and even the back is so delicately sculpted I'm just mind-blown everytime I see the body in person. Meanwhile female bodies even from the same company mentioned are just PPPPPPPT here's some balloon boobs PPPPPPT here's a cooch PPPPPT legs with knees and PPPPPPPPT basic shoulder-blades and spine. Like the literal bare minimum. Like women have pretty legs and most doll companies just give them two cylinder-looking legs with little to no sculpting instead of... whatever this guy bod got. I mean HIS LEGSSS MY DUDES!! HIS LEGS!!! HE EVEN GOT AN ANKLE INDENT LORD HELP ME. Literally the only bad part of the body is the butt which isn't new, we've been knowing that bjd companies are scared of giving guys good cheeks.

I might buy that DF-A body for myself because of how amazed I was by it... Like having your dolls wear clothes that reveal their back or chest or something actually looks GOOD with those bodies because of the sculpting detail! Maybe I'll get interested in female bodies again if someone drops a good looking muscular woman body. Or maybe I'll turn into a crazy male-only doll collector like all my friends. Idk. Female doll bodies just aren't pretty enough for me anymore :/ There's zero passion behind it and they look bland.

That or maybe I ate too many edibles and I'm going on a tangent because of that.

~Anonymous

[christywritesagain]

I am doing that Cheerleader!Harry fic and NO ONE can stop meeee!!!!

Including hopefully soon to be famous lines as:

Lee Jordan through the intercom after Harry's first cheerleading:

"Welp, I'm gay now. Don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely gay now."

Also Lee Jordan: "Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the best few seconds of your life again, here's Harry!!!"

And because Lee Jordan is the best:

"LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS!!!! Daammnnn Harry you can choke me with your LEGSSS!! Ohh sorry Professor..."

And then of course Lucius who has to explain to his lord why the prophecy was really destroyed..

"My lord, he started cheering..." Exactly after that Lucius fainted from the sheer memory....

Also since I can't decide what ship I want with this, I've decided to do a route thing.

Ships:

So there will be the following routes included for sure :

-Tomarry

-Drarry

-Hedric

Possible:

-Harrymort (it's different from Tomarry I think) it's like heeyyy snake daddy... Okies, I think I'll just go now 😂😂

-Blaise/Harry cause somehow they always seem cute I dunno

-Rarry cause there's too little of this ship, but then again I DUNNOOOOO!!!

Anyway let me know what you think lolzz

[polyninja-future]

Hey Kai, how are you feeling?

K: Feeling alright. I’m gonna be human again sssoon. By tomorrow, I’ll have my legsss back.

C: Excited to eat food again?

K: Oh, definitely. Right now, I am hungry for sssome food.

[david-bowie-drug-industry]

or 200 feet tall

Again.... I'd admire his longggg legsss 🍆

[the-romantic-lady]

“At least she made an effort to cover her hair “ “ but look at Kate legsss lol when she visited a mosque in KL” “ I have Muslim friend and she said it’s okay” - what the actual fuck is going on? All this so called neutral blog is afraid to called Meghan out because they are afraid to be seen as racist, don’t want to lose followers. Plus one opinion from a Muslim doesn’t change a fact their behaviour is totally inappropriate for visiting a mosque. It’s the same energy as “I have black friend but”

Oh god, I have a very different view regarding dressing than most Muslims. The Quran never describes how Muslim women should dress, but rather that it should be “modest”. In certain societies showing any type of skin is very immodest whilst in others its ok. Catherine’s was wearing panty hose as well as a proper modest attire. We could see her legs but again the look was modest. Her hair was neatly kept back and her the hijab(the symbol of modesty and respect) was sitting on her head respectfully. 

Meghan on the other hand.... She wasn’t showing leg but her look was very disrespectful. The hair flying out, the cleavage, etc. She didn’t look modest at all. In fact, the one thing that Muslims are always supposed to cover is our chest. There are no specifications about legs or arms but clear rule against showing the cleavage. 

And at the end of the day, it is about paying respect. Catherine looks like she respects the institution with her behavior, the way she carried herself and what she was wearing. 

Meghan looks like she is just popping over at lunch and wearing the headscarf as a mockery. 

And don’t even get me started on the PDA. 

Those neutral blogs are a joke honestly. 

[isabelisfun]

drag race commentary “gays anatomy”

ok this is a really good season i just think the judges may or may not be on crack

i’m slightly growing on brita she still isn’t my absolute favorite but she seems a little more humble. she’s also really pretty so

jackie and brita baby same i’m so sad ab rock :(

NICKY SPEAK THOSE FACTS YOU ARE 1000 TIMES MORE SPECIAL THAN AIDEN

also thanks jaida for calling aiden out love that

jaida is the trade of the season and we all know it

acting challenge is fun but i’m worried ab a lot of people

pink pills said: icons only

WE THINK SHE COULD DO GOOD AS A GHOST but i mean they aren’t wrong

crystal’s mullet is pretty fire

ru is cutting aiden too much slack

gigi looks so cute with that little cat

NICKY AS THAT BABY I-

nicky is like truly my favorite person like ever

i adore gigi and nickys friendship

is this a competition to see who has the saddest story about their mom

but i also really love how supportive everyone is this season like all the time they take care of each other and i think that’s really sweet

ooh normani she looks so pretty

cape runway review: jaida’s isn’t my personal taste but it’s well done, brita’s is kinda pretty i don’t love the skirt part tho, jackie’s is fine it’s not my favorite but it’s pretty, jan’s run was adorable and i think the look is cool, gigi’s is good she has definitely had better looks tho, 🍒’s is smart but i don’t love elvis so don’t love it, heidi‘s is just a black catsuit and a cape did we not learn from akeria’s butterfly caftan, crystal’s is pretty and her makeup looks pretty too, aiden’s is...very low effort, widow’s is very tacky looking, nicky’s is gorgeous she looks so hot i love the hair like i am very much into this look AND THOSE LEGSSS

ok acting challenge time! jackie is so good my god. gigi is good too. 🍒 is doing really good as well. brita ain’t bad. aiden was fine. jaida is pretty good. widow is doing really well. again jackie is really really good. nicky wasn’t painfully bad but it wasn’t phenomenal. ok yah 🍒 is good. jan is pretty good. heidi is fine and crystal is doing well. WHY TH IS DAHLIA HERE I-

ok wth that was a surprisingly good acting challenge no one really dropped the ball entirely and a lot of them did really well

i think my top 3 would be jackie, jan, and i hate to say it but 🍒 did really good

oh they’re all top that’s weird

also didn’t think aiden was THAT good

and jackie was robbed of that win let’s be honest

i thought brita looked pretty tonight i think the look was good without the skirt thing

wth is this extremely backhanded compliment from michelle on crystals makeup

nicky wasn’t even that bad but i agree everyone else was really really good

i’m literally gonna cry nicky is my favorite ever and she said herself and i just- 🥺😭

yah heidi definitely isn’t a fashion queen we all know that

also yah nickys runway walk felt a little defeated

i know what’s gonna happen in this lip sync and I DONT WANNA WATCH

nickys too nice to be here

oh i love this song but i hate that ima be sad at the end of this when it was such a good song

HEIDIS WIG

ok yah we all can tell heidi won that cuz i think honestly nicky just felt like she deserved to go home so she didn’t fight as hard but nicky did do a good job still and it was more like emotional ig so it’s just making me really sad that’s all

they’re hug i- i’m literally in tears

SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABY

i. am. sobbing.

that was such a graceful beautiful exit

i’m not french but SHE MADE ME SO PROUD

i will not recover from this ever

also i highly respect them donating money to the trevor project every time 🍒 wins

snatch game next week!!

ALSO VANJIE NEXT WEEK YAYYY SHE LOOKS AMAZING IM SO EXCITED

[ticklishfanart]

Michael with ticklish legs. Like, everyone in the squad knows how ticklish he is, so they just randomly squeeze his knee and laugh when he jumps and squeaks. Him and Jeremy are really comfortable with physical contact with each other, so Jeremy will squeeze his inner thigh over and over again just because he loves Michael’s reactions.

AAA MICHAEL WITH TICKLISH LEGSSs AAAAA JERM SQUEEZING HIS THIGHS YES PLEAASSEEEEE

and (in this hc IVE DECIDED) he rarely wears shorts so when he does ALL HELL BREAKS LOOOOSE