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maxwell-mtv · 2 months

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Maxwell_MTV's Store Swap AU for SDV!

[I've been working a lot as always, so it's been hard to write. But... I guess the stars are aligning because one of my fave artists and mutuals ( @vilochkaaa ) posted their own Store Swap AU art today (WHICH IS SUPER COOL YOU SHOULD CHECK IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ALREADY!!!) and I was also planning on posting my own Store Swap AU stuff today that I've been working on...

I hope everyone enjoys! I've put my extra braincells into spicing this up. Written stuff is below the cut... I was allowed to cook and I made the best meal I could for all you wonderful folks out there lol]

Morris: You ever feel like you're doing better in another life?

The general idea:

In this universe, Pierre finds success after a long career as a professional boxer and manages to somehow use his fame to open a chain of convenience stores after he retires. This, of course, competes directly with Joja and while it’s not enough to drive them completely out of business, it manages to split business fairly evenly between the two.

While Pierre reaps the daily grind of those beneath him as the CEO of what is simplified to being called “Pierre’s”, someone else finds himself settling into a small town to try and live out his own dreams of running a store.

Morris:

While Pierre is living the dream, Morris has been put through the wringer.

With the success of “Pierre’s”, many JojaMarts were forced to shut down as a result.

Morris was on a fast track to his first promotion to be a manager when his store had to shut down no thanks to “Pierre’s” success in that part of the city.

With the store shutting down, many were laid off (only current management got to relocate to other stores) so Morris became ✨unemployed✨.

While Morris began with quite the rising confidence as he gained notoriety in his store, him being laid off brought all that to a crashing halt.

So, with a new sense of humility given his circumstances, he gathers what he can and searches for a new path in life.

He finds himself in a small town by the seaside, a village, really, with how small the populace was.

But during his time soaking in the calming charm of Pelican Town, he notices an issue with the locals.

All of them needed to take a day’s trip to the city to purchase their groceries for the week. A huge inconvenience for those who needed small, simple necessities like bread or toilet paper. And when it came to purchasing from the locals, many farmers were out of seasonal stock by the time the locals needed them.

So Morris takes the initiative and opens up what he calls “Morris’s Market” in the semi-vacant building next to the clinic.

Semi-vacant, only because of the public access to Yoba’s altar.

Morris runs a successful business, feeling himself renewed as he gains a positive reputation amongst the locals.

But still there’s this feeling deep inside of him as though something had gone astray in his story. Like something in his fate had been tampered with to have stolen his dreams from him.

But thanks to time, he finds himself proud and content with his small success as a small businessman.

That is, until someone decides to break ground in his small town, which leads him to a dizzying disparaging of his confidence once again.

Morris, in a desperate plea to keep what he has, often finds himself praying in front of the altar beneath his home. Although he’s never been religious, he doesn’t think he can take another blow to his ego. At the end of the day, when numbers are crunched and sales are charted, he doesn’t see himself doing anything but this.

It is evident that in this universe, unlike canon, Morris is more humble and anxious. Where his insecurities were buried deep beneath the corporate mask JojaMart had given him in canon, he has nothing but his more organic self to offer to a fairly organic town. Polite, tired all the time, and just doing his best…

Pierre:

After his famous career as a boxer comes to an honorable end, he retires and uses his fortune to start a business. With the charms of what is reminiscent of a small business, Pierre’s General Store (later simplified to “Pierre’s” for better mass marketing) goes toe-to-toe with Joja’s long time success as the better box store.

Competing with a conglomerate like Joja isn’t easy, but “Pierre’s” values that are taken straight from the founder himself aid in toppling them to a mere equal competitor.

"A family business from humble beginnings with the drive to give back to the farmers who give them their produce to sell."

It feels like a more country version of a Trader Joe’s. And (not to intentionally out my current geography) competes against Joja like Meijers does with a Kroger.

On vaster scale, it’s like Walmart/Sam's Club against Costco…

Hard to explain but that’s the general vibes of “Pierre’s.”

After a little vacation to Pelican Town with his wife and daughter, he decides to take on a capital expenditure which challenges the very competence of his title as a CEO.

Seeing that the only store these people in the middle of the Valley were confined to were either his stores in the city or a “pathetic excuse of a general store” (his words, not mine), he has a little talk with the Mayor.

Breaking ground in Pelican Town was easy, a convenient plot of land was just over the bridge from where "Morris’s Market" was and so customers would be a breeze to snatch up.

Despite what his advisors warned him against, Pierre ignores all odds and sets his eyes on the prize. Not even JojaMart could do what he was about to do, and that would catapult him from just an equal competitor to the top dog.

It was easy enough to draw a crowd, but there was a growing issue with his store just barely breaking even each week. It seemed that though the town flocked to him for most things, the majority tended to stick with “Morris’s Market” in the name of loyalty. I mean, it wasn’t like his prices were much better than Morris’s store anyways since he aimed for both profit and quality.

As he contemplated it each morning as he hit the gym, the problem became all too clear to him. It wasn’t his prices or the quality of products, rather it was the sense of community amongst the town.

I mean, just look how they all gathered every month (sometimes more!) in that old, barely functional Community Center to hold meetings, plan festivities, hold celebrations, and just socialize and bond!

If only there was someway he could break that and shatter that sense of loyalty they had in the name of supporting their fellow townie.

It would be a shame, really… if someone were to report that sad, beaten building to the proper authorities for an inspection. Without the Mayor knowing of it, he might be able to convince them that the building wasn't just “well loved” as the Mayor put it and was hardly still up to code, if at all.

If only he could prove it wasn’t up to code…

Damn his advisors, damn his wife, and damn everyone in this "hick town". He will succeed at all costs… even if he loses his charms along the way.

Pierre uses his charms as an admittedly still good looking man. If you ignore the small crook in his nose from it being broken too many times before, you’d see why his wife still stayed with him despite her seeming too sweet and meek for his own good.

It would be easy, if he laid it on thick, to sway the town amongst a tragedy to lean on him in some regard. Just a little wink, an offer of setting up events every month outside his store. Hey, maybe if he could drive Morris’s store out of business he could buy that storefront from him and use it as the new gathering place. It seemed fitting seeing as half the town gathered there every Sunday for Yoba’s altar anyways.

It’s too bad his daughter puts a dent in his plans though… She never did outgrow that rebellious phase…

Pierre works out often in this universe, having the time and freedom to make his own schedule as CEO. He treats his family well enough, although he’s never home long enough to let them see the monster he’s let himself become. But his daughter can see glimpses in the way he talks to her and her mother that he’s not the same father he had once been. It’s like something changed in him along the way to make him worse than he’d been before…

Having never lost a match in his career, only when it was planned for ticket sales, Pierre has an inflated ego which blinds him to his own faults. In his eyes, this is the life he’s always been destined for. To be on the top of the world and determined to never fall from grace.

His daughter, on the other hand, would say otherwise. She often has a similar epiphany as Morris. Where an existential feeling of dread consumes her and deep down, despite her fairly privileged life, she knows this was not what she was destined for.

(I'd like to think Pierre just doesn't bother with the "no-homo" stuff and constantly flirts with Morris in this AU just to rile him up and throw him off his game. Especially when they get into fights about ethics and business and blah blah typical enemies to still enemies but also lovers stuff.)

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woniverse-writes · 1 year

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“Backfired Birthday”

bada lee x reader

summary: trying to surprise bada for her birthday with a cake and decorations, but it goes horribly wrong

word count: 2.2k

warnings: uhm they shower together but it's cute and wholesome, slight angst?? reader lowkey has a breakdown, not proofread

notes: I FINALLY MANAGED TO WRITE A SHORT FIC LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO- also, the other Bada birthday fic will be posted later, seeing as it's technically ready to post now, but I wanna add a little more spice to it lol

The week leading up to Bada’s birthday had gone really well- you would even say it was perfect! You had everything set in stone and were determined to give her the best birthday ever, especially since it was the first one you were celebrating as a couple. You two had been friends for the last few years, having met through dance. You were both choreographers and instructors for Just Jerk Academy and got to know each other through another dancer from the studio. When Howl had said he wanted to introduce you two to each other, neither really knew what to expect, you assuming that Bada and him were a thing, and her assuming the same of you and him. So it came as a shock when he set you two up on a date and claimed he was trying to help his girls stop being single. And here you are years later, happier than ever, preparing for your now girlfriend's birthday.

When you woke up that morning, you made sure to get up a little earlier than usual to prepare an extra special breakfast for your lovely girlfriend. it was storming severely outside and it eventually got so bad that the power went out- cutting the line for your toaster, your fridge, your microwave, and your electric stove. You were so disappointed in your failed breakfast that you ended up just going to lay back in bed with Bada, who gladly accepted your warmth as you snuggled your way back into her arms.

The two of you woke up again, together this time, about an hour later. The power had seemed to come back on at some point, although it was still raining pretty hard outside. You ended up making a simple breakfast and ate together quickly before Bada had to head off to the studio for some lessons today. You made sure not to take on any classes in order to prepare all the festivities and gifts for your girlfriend, in order for her to have the most relaxing and satisfying birthday when she got off work.

The first thing you did was head to the store to pick up some ingredients for a cake, as well as look for a nice champagne or wine that would make the evening even more romantic. After getting the basic ingredients, you spent the next 45 minutes stressing over whether you should get champagne or wine, reeling you knew nothing about your girlfriend’s more refined drinking preferences. Eventually, you decided just to skip the alcohol (even though you definitely felt like you needed some right about now) and move on to the checkout.

After the unnecessarily long shopping trip, you made your way to the floral shop to pick up the arrangement you had ordered a week ago. When you arrived, an older lady who seemed to have been working there a long time was working the front register. You went up to her and let her know you were there to pick up an order. She scanned through her system and looked confused briefly before asking if it could be under a different name. After you shook your head, she asked for your phone number and email address to track your receipt, but nothing came up again.

You were beginning to panic until a younger-looking girl walked about from the back and the older lady flagged her down.

“Marcia, do you remember if you took this young lady’s order any time recently?” the older woman asked turning stiffly toward the younger worker, who tensed up and flitted her eyes back and forth between you and her manager.

“Uhm… I think so…” The older woman sighed shortly and asked

“Well did you give her any sort of receipt?” to which the younger girl shook her head and looked like she was about to cry, but to be honest you were too. Things were quickly starting to fall apart and you could feel it. After about 30 minutes of searching, they ended up not being able to find any sort of receipt to show your order was taken, but the younger employee admitted to having taken your order earlier that week and not giving you a receipt, so the older lady, who you assumed to be the shop owner, offered to whip something up for you at a discounted price of what you would've originally paid, to which you accepted, then had to immediately decline after hse told you it would be ready after Bada would've already gotten home.

Leaving the flower shop and heading back home, you tried to focus on the tasks at hand, which were decorating and baking Bada’s birthday cake. As you pulled into the driveway, the rain picked up again, soaking you as you got out of your car and grabbed all the groceries from the back of your trunk. While you were trying to walk as fast as possible, a stray cat ran out from one of the bushes in front of your house, startling you so badly, that you dropped the bag with all the decorations in it, spilling them onto the concrete, causing them to get soaked in the rain and some covered in mud, leaving them unusable. You tried to pick them up and quickly make your way inside to assess the damage and hopefully still be able to use some of the decorations, but you had no luck seeing as they were so damp and stained with dirt that there was barely anything left from what could've been saved anyways.

You let out the biggest sigh ever and threw your head back with a groan. You told yourself it was okay, seeing as you still had about three and a half hours until Bada would be home, and in that time all you had to do was bake a cake, seeing as you had no champagne or decorations to prepare. But that also made you realize you hadn’t gotten her a present or even a card.

In a state of absolute panic, you slipped your shoes on and ran back out to your, starting the engine and swiftly backing out of your driveway. You ran to the nearest store, which happened to be the one you had already visited today for the cake ingredients, and picked up a birthday card. Soon after that, you ran to the mall and spent the next 45 minutes trying to decide between getting Bada a new jersey or a new pair of sneakers. You didn’t feel as if either was enough to showcase how much you loved her, so you just bought both, not even worrying about your bank account at the moment.

Once you made it back home for the second time, you immediately set the oven to pre-heat while you began preparing the batter. You have an hour and a half now before Bada gets home, so it’s crunch time. You still wanted to shower and change into a cute outfit so you’d be all ready for when she got home, but thought that was a bad idea since you were in the middle of baking. The cake batter was coming together nicely until the power suddenly went out again in the middle of you mixing the batter. You let out a mix of a scream and a groan in frustration.

The power suddenly turned back on a few moments later, which you weren’t prepared for- especially since your mixer decided to turn back on as well while didn’t have a grip on it, sending the bowl flying off the counter and batter to splatter everywhere- all over the walls, the counters, and covering you as well. You let out a shocked scream as it happened and immediately reached to unplug the mixer, frozen in shock afterwards.

You felt like such a terrible girlfriend as you stood in the messy kitchen, wondering how you were gonna clean up the chaos and yourself before Bada got home. She had no cake, no decorations, and You couldn’t even get her the proper flowers. Everything just felt like a disaster, and you couldn’t help but tear up as you surveyed the mess around you.

You didn’t even hear the door unlock, only noticing your girlfriend swinging the door open and walking through after she had already closed the door and locked it behind her.

“Hi baby- woah, what’s going on?” the tall girl giggled and smiled lovingly at you from across the kitchen as she took off her hoodie and threw it on the back of one of the chairs. You looked around in a daze and once you made eye contact with her, you felt your lip quiver as you tried to put on a smile.

“Happy birthday my love” is what you tried to say but couldn’t even finish as you burst into tears. You felt pathetic, covered in cake batter, crying in your messy kitchen in front of Bada on her birthday. It made you cry even harder when you became self-aware and felt you were being selfish since your girlfriend probably had a long day and now here you are trying to take the attention away from her on her day.

Bada wasn’t thinking that at all though. She immediately made her way to the other side of the kitchen to wrap you in a hug and kiss your head, ignoring your protests (“You’re gonna get batter all over you-” you cried into her shoulder. “Shhh it’s okay” she shook her head and pulled you closer). You stayed that way for a while until you calmed down for the most part. When you pulled away slightly you looked up at Bada with puffy eyes and a pout, which she smiled enedaringly at and pressed a soft kiss to your lips. You began to tear up again, so disappointed in yourself for not being able to pull off something so simple. But Bada put a stop to it once again immediately.

“Princess- it’s okay” she giggled sweetly, wiping away your tears and caressing your cheek. She tucked a piece of hair behind your ear and began slowly leading you towards the bathroom.

“Why don’t we take a nice shower together, yeah?” the tall girl asked softly, still not letting go of you, making sure to have some sort of physical contact at all times while the two of you made your way around. Neither of you even bothered to grab clean clothes, heading straight for the bathroom. Bada started the shower, holding your hand and softly looking over her shoulder every few seconds to smile at you reassuringly. Once she was satisfied with the water temperature, Bada took her shirt off first, leaving her in a sports bra and cargo pants. then she proceeded to help fully undress you before taking off the rest of her clothes and ushering you both into the shower.

You relaxed slightly under the warm water and closed your eyes, letting the droplets soak your hair and skin, already slightly cleaning you off. Bada reached behind you to grab the shampoo off one of the shelves and squirted some out into the palms of her hands before lathering it in your hair. She stood in front of you, gently tilting your head back as she continued to wash your hair, you standing with your arms wrapped around her waist, eyes still closed, finally feeling at peace for the first time that day.

After taking a little longer than expected due to getting distracted by some innocent shower kisses, you both finished helping each other clean up and hopped out from under the water which had gotten a little colder than what it was before. You playfully dry each other off, giggling and pressing sweet kisses to random areas on each other’s face, neck, and shoulder; you head back to your shared bedroom wrapped up in your fluffy towels. You sleepily pick out some clean clothes to wear, both of you only grabbing an oversized shirt and a clean pair of undergarments to sleep in.

After getting dressed and hanging the towels back up, Bada turns off the bedside lamps, and you both snuggle up under your covers.

“I’m really sorry I couldn’t give you an amazing birthday, and that I cried the second you got home” you apologized, staring up at Bada in the dim light with sad puppy eyes. You could barely make out the loving smile on her face as she pressed a kiss to your forehead, then a couple to your cheeks, and then one to your lips.

“Don’t apologize for anything. I had an amazing birthday, simply because I got to spend even a sliver of it with you…” Bada reassured in a hushed voice, pulling you in closer to intertwin her legs with yours under the covers. She kissed you once again softly on the lips before resting her forehead against yours.

“I love you so much, and any moment I get to spend with you is already such a gift, so thank you, my sweet girl.” her sentiment and sweet words made you tear up again, but you were able to swallow it down this time.

“I love you too. Happy birthday, my love.” and you both fell asleep happily cuddled into each other, with the sound of the rain pouring outside.

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vintagepresley · 1 year

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A Stimulating Surprise.. Part two

Pairing: Elvis Presley!Big daddy x Reader

Word Count: 4,743

Warnings:18+ SMUTSMUTSMUT Oral (m and f receiving), anilingus, heavy on the anal play, sex toys (just a vibrator), mommy kink, dominate reader (kinda), sub Elvis. TW: use of the word faggot.

Author's notes: AHHHHHHHH. I'm so sorry for this, LMFAO. Elvis, baby, please forgive me. This was uh.. I have no words, honestly. Poor Jerry, lol. I just hope you enjoy it. This is only my second time writing something like this, so I'm sorry if it's not good! I would've changed the cover art but I was too lazy, lol. Possible spelling errors.

Part one

After that unforgettable night backstage Elvis couldn’t get what you did to him off his mind and was itching for you to do it again. You were more than willing and even got a few other ideas of how the two of you could make things interesting now, but you weren’t sure how open minded he would be to getting some toys involved. The both of you were back home and he had some business to discuss with the guys, so you had decided to go out for a little while to do some shopping and hit up a local sex shop in town. You weren’t completely sure what you were looking for or where to start but you wanted something that you could have some fun with while pleasuring Elvis. Once you got to the store you looked around at all the toys and interesting little things they had. It was a bit overwhelming and you didn’t know where to start but you headed down the first aisle, looking around. You didn’t want to freak Elvis out and thought it would be best to start with something simple. You saw some vibrators and dildos and you stood there with your arms folded over your chest, pondering which would be best to start with for him. You ultimately decided on the small vibrator in hopes that he would like it and would like to explore more. You decided to get a few other things that you knew he’d like to use on you just to continue to spice things up even more in the bedroom. You finally checked out; happy with your purchases and you got back into the car and headed back before Elvis began to wonder where you were.

Once you got back home Elvis was standing in the living room with the guys and you smiled when the two of you locked eyes and he came over to you, pulling you into his embrace and kissing you softly. “Where ya been, baby?” he asked, looking down at the bag in your hand curiously.

“Just out shopping.. I’ve got a little surprise for you.” you hummed, pecking a small kiss to his lips.

“Oh? Can I see?” he grinned.

He went to reach for the bag in your hand curious to know what you got and you snatched the bag away from him and shook your head. “You’ll find out soon enough when I do that thing you love..” you hummed softly against his lips as you reached around to grab a handful of his ass. Elvis quickly pushed your hand away because the guys were staring.

“Would ya quit that, honey.” he whispered. His face became slightly red, glancing over at his friends.

You giggled softly seeing him blush. “Fine.. But I’m going upstairs if you want to join me..” you hummed as you pulled away from him and slowly began to make your way upstairs.

Elvis’ eyes widened and he cleared his throat as he turned his attention to the guys. “I.. Uh.. I’ll be back down in a bit, fellas.” he muttered before hurrying behind you. You laughed as he suddenly appeared behind you on the steps and the two of you made your way into the bedroom. Elvis grabbed a hold of you and pulled you to him and he pressed you up against him tight. You smirked up at him as you kissed him softly.

“I’ve been thinkin’ about this for days since that night..” he mumbled on your lips.

“Mm, I bet you have.” you giggled, reaching around and slapping his ass.

He grinned and pulled away from you and reached down to remove his pants and you stopped him, shaking your head at him. “Uh uh.. Go take a shower first.” you laughed. He furrowed his brow at you and huffed. You raised an eyebrow at him and gave him a look and huffed again and walked off to the bathroom. You giggled softly and when you heard the shower start you dumped the bag onto the bed, putting away some of the other toys you bought and leaving out just the vibrator and the little outfit you bought to wear for him. You quickly changed out of your clothes and put on the baby pink two-piece lace lingerie set that had a cute little bow on the panties, the fabric was transparent that when you put it on your nipples peeked through and it left little to the imagination when it came to your pussy. You fixed your hair up quickly, cleaning and putting batteries into the vibrator and then when you heard the shower turn off you quickly climbed into the bed sitting on your knees as you patiently waited for him, hiding the vibrator behind your back.

Elvis stepped out of the shower and grabbed his robe and slipped it on, tying it closed as he stepped out back into the bedroom. He quickly did a double take when he saw you and his jaw was nearly on the floor. “I-Is that the surprise you mentioned?” he said softly, smirking as he eyed you up and down, licking his lips.

You captured your bottom lip between your teeth. “Mm.. It’s one of them..” you hummed.

“Well, shit.. There’s more?” he laughed, walking over to you and he couldn’t take his eyes off you. The way your nipples harden from the cool air in the room and the sight of your pussy peeking through your panties was turning him on already.

“Mhm, but.. I don’t know how you’ll feel about the next surprise, baby.” you said softly.

He raised an eyebrow, even more curious. “What is it..” he asked hesitantly.

You slowly removed your hand from behind your back and revealed the vibrator to him. He furrowed his brow. “That’s it? Do you uh.. Want me to use it on ya, honey?” he asked, not sure how he felt about that.

You snickered softly to yourself, shaking your head as you crawled over to where he was standing and reaching out to slip your arms around his shoulders. “Not me.. I was thinking I could use it on you..” you mumbled.

“What!?” he exclaimed, scrunching up his face in confusion.

“Well.. I just thought since you liked my tongue down there so much and what I did that you’d like this too.. It would feel even better than my mouth, honey.” you said softly, playing with his hair.

He was shaking his head as he continued to make a face at you, not sure of how he was feeling about all of this. It was one thing to have you eating his ass, but to use a vibrator. He just didn’t know how to feel. But he wasn’t completely writing it off. “I-I don’t know about that… I ain’t a faggot, honey.” he mumbled.

You rolled your eyes at him. “You don’t have to be to enjoy it, Elvis. Have an open mind, won’t you? It can help us spice things up..” you beamed.

“I.. don’t know..” he answered.

“Elvis! You’ll love it and afterwards I’ll do the other thing you love.. I’ll sit on your face. Please?” you smiled, placing little kisses against his cheek.

He let out a soft sigh, he couldn’t deny that the thing you did really turned him on and felt things he had never felt before especially when he orgasmed. He wasn’t too sure about this vibrator thing, but he was willing to keep an open mind and trust you. “Alright.. Fine.. But don’t think ‘bout putting that thing in me.” he said.

You beamed happily and laughed at his words. “Okay baby, I promise I won’t.” you grinned, setting the vibrator down and untying his robe to reveal his naked body and you smirked eyeing his round belly and his hairy chest, biting your lip. You leaned toward his belly and began to leave small kisses along it, he stared down at you and smirked to himself as he watched your kisses on his belly get lower. You peered down to see his cock semi hard and you glanced back up at him. “Oh, I see little Elvis is getting ready for me, hm?” you giggled.

“It’s that damn outfit..” he mumbled.

“Oh? Maybe I should get rid of it?” you fluttered your eyes innocently up at him.

“Mhm, I wouldn’t be mad...” he said eagerly.

You grinned and sat back up, reaching around to unclasp your bra and slowly letting it drop and revealing your breasts to him. You tossed the bra to the side and you could feel your nipples growing hard again and Elvis’ eyes on them. You bit down on your bottom lip and got back in your position, planting kisses on his belly once again until you reached down to his cock and then you laid down on your stomach, your legs swinging in the air as you took his now fully hard cock into your hand and he let out the sexiest groan as he kept his eyes on you the entire time. You carefully pulled back his foreskin to reveal his red swollen tip and you stuck your tongue out and circled it around the head of his cock very slowly, the saltiness of his precum hitting your tongue. He let out a soft whimper and his left hand quickly tangled into your hair as you wrapped your lips just around the head of his cock and suckled at it softly and slowly, making the quietest sounds for him as you slowly took him deeper, letting him hit the back of your throat and you gagged softly. You could feel his hand tightening around your hair and he was moaning softly.

“Mm, baby..” he mumbled between his soft breaths.

You popped his cock out of your mouth like it was a lollipop, licking your lips and smirking up at him as you slowly stroked his cock, gripping him in your grasp and feeling him throbbing for you, he whimpered, feeling you squeeze him in your hand. You fluttered your eyes up at him. “Are you going to be a good boy for me?” you cooed, stroking his cock faster.

“Mhm.. Y-Yes..” he moaned.

“Yes what?” you muttered, reaching down to grab his balls, squeezing them tight in your hand.

He let out a loud whimper. “Y-Yes mommy..” he mewled.

You grinned at his response, letting his balls go and sitting yourself back up and carefully removing his robe off him, letting it fall to the floor. “Good boy.. Now get in this bed and bend that perfect little ass over for me.” you demanded with a pleasing smirk on your lips. Elvis had to admit he was already enjoying this and he nodded at your words and climbed into the bed, slowly bending over for you. He had never been in such a vulnerable position before and he’d die if anyone had ever caught him this way or even overheard the things the two of you were doing. You couldn’t help but giggle seeing him this way and you cleared your throat taking your dominant position more seriously. You stared at his ass that sat completely exposed to you and you rubbed one of your hands over it before giving it a few hard slaps which caused his body to jolt and soft whimpers to escape him.

“Would you quit that!?” he muttered.

“Oh hush.. You know you like it!” you giggled.

He rolled his eyes and glanced back at you with a needy look in his eye. “C’mon, baby..” he pleaded. You smirked at his cute little plea and carefully positioned yourself behind him, running your hands over his back slowly as you pressed yourself up against his ass and then you pushed his upper body down against the bed so that his ass was the only thing you could see. He let out a soft groan from how hard you pressed him against the mattress; it was turning him on even more. Your hands slowly ran along his ass and you leaned down and pressed slow kisses along it as your hands slowly spread his ass cheeks to reveal his needy tight hole and he bit down on his bottom lip in anticipation.

You bit your lip staring down at him and you took two of your fingers into your mouth, sucking on them slowly and getting them nice and wet and then slowly sliding them out of your mouth and rubbing your wet fingers along his rim which caused a soft moan to escape him. You continued to trace your fingers along him. “D-Don’t tease me, mommy..” he whimpered.

“Shh, baby.. Momma’s going to make you feel good.” you smirked, removing your fingers and you kneeled down, spreading his ass cheeks wider apart and you stuck your tongue out and laid it flat against his rim, pressing it firmly as you dragged it up and down along his hole and began to moan softly, loving the familiar feeling of your mouth. You reached a hand around and wrapped it around his balls squeezing them tight before gliding your hand up to wrap around his cock as you began to pump him slowly in your grasp. He groaned and his eyes rolled back.

“Fuck.. Feels so good, mommy..” he whispered, breathlessly.

You smiled hearing his words as you continued to tease your tongue along his ass before shoving it right inside of his tight hole and his body convulsed at the stimulating feeling, thrusting your tongue in and out of him, moaning softly against him as you buried your tongue deeper into his ass, stretching him out around your tongue. You began to pump your hand at the same pace as your tongue fucked him, giving extra attention to the head of his cock. Elvis moaning loudly and slightly moving his hips so that his ass thrusted against your tongue, he was so needy for more. Your right hand that was still placed firm on his ass cheek groped it tight and then you gave it a hard slap.

“M-More, mommy.. I-I want more, please..” he cried.

You slipped your tongue out of his ass and sat back up as you slapped his tight little ass again. “Mm.. I’ve got just the thing for my baby.” you hummed. You kept your hand pumping on his cock as you reached over for the vibrator and you switched it on and the loud hum filling the room and Elvis quickly glanced back when he heard it. He was still so unsure of this but at this point he didn’t care; he wanted more, he needed more. You set the vibrator down and arched his back more and spread his legs so that his ass was spread wide open for you and you leaned down and spit right on his hole and then rubbing it along his rim with your fingers before picking up the vibrator and carefully placing it against his slightly stretched hole and running it along the entirety and the vibrating sensation against his ass made a noise you had never heard before escape him and his eyes shut closed as they rolled back and his toes began to curl as he moaned loudly, gripping the sheets with his hands.

“S-Shit.. D-Don’t stop..” he whimpered

You were getting so turned on watching how much he was enjoying this and submitting to you that your panties began to stick to your pussy because of how wet you had become. You squeezed your thighs together tight and rubbed them up against each other and the friction caused you to whimper softly. You continued to move the vibrator along his tight hole and you unwrapped your hand from around his cock and slipped it into your panties and you rubbed your fingers along your slippery wet cunt getting your fingers sopping wet and then you slipped them back out and wrapped it back around his cock and stroking your slick along his cock, pumping him fast and hard as you leaned down and stuck your tongue back in his ass while utilizing the vibrator by taking turns with it by sticking your tongue in him and thrusting inside of him and then slipping it out and rubbing the vibrator along his rim. It was driving him crazy how overwhelmed he was beginning to feel and how the stimulation he was receiving. He was moaning, whimpering and nearly shaking against you from how good you were making him feel and you moaned against him, continuing to rub your thighs together, practically humping yourself.

Meanwhile downstairs Elvis was expecting a very important phone call from the Colonel and he didn’t want to miss it because he didn’t want to hear his bitching, so when the phone rang Jerry hopped up to answer it and sure enough it was the Colonel asking to speak with Elvis. Jerry wasn’t sure what to do because Elvis was upstairs with you and he could only imagine what the two of you were up to because you had been up there for so long and there were strange noises coming from upstairs. Jerry told the Colonel he’d get him and he set the phone.

“What do I do? I don’t want to bother him if he and y/n are busy..” Jerry whispered, trying to get advice from the guys.

A few of them laughed because they sure as hell weren’t going up there to disturb the two of you, but someone had to do it.

“Just go up there and knock on the door, man. He won’t be that mad..” Sonny chimed in, chuckling. The guys agreed with Sonny and Jerry shook his head seeing that no one else was looking like they were going to do it so he had no choice. He headed out of the living room and upstairs to his room and he could hear the strangest sounds and he wasn’t sure who it was as he got closer and he knew Elvis would be pissed for disturbing him. Jerry hesitated as he listened for a moment and he could hear Elvis moaning and mumbling something.

“J-Just stick it inside of me, mommy..” Elvis begged, now wanting a small vibrator inside of him after how good it felt around him. You beamed happily, giggling to yourself and you nodded, spitting on his rim and getting it nice and wet.

“Just relax, baby..” you whispered. You slowly and carefully slid the vibrator inside of him, only able to get a few inches inside because of how tight he was but that was good enough for him. He moaned out your name as your hand continued to pump and milk his cock and now you slowly pumped the vibrator inside of him, switching between your tongue and the vibrator.

Jerry furrowed his brow having no clue what the hell the two of you were doing, but he couldn’t keep the Colonel waiting and he hesitantly knocked on the door. But the two of you were so caught up in the fun and pleasure you were having that you didn’t hear the knock over Elvis’ moans. When Jerry heard Elvis speak again he mistook it for what he thought was “Come in.” but Elvis was really saying; “Stick it back in.” Jerry walked right into the room not even thinking twice and what he walked into shook him to his core and his eyes widened at the sight of Elvis completely bent over and you with your tongue buried deep in his ass. He didn’t know what to do or say. The both of you were stunned to see Jerry standing in the doorway and you were getting ready to pull out of Elvis, but he reached back and pushed your face back in his ass, not wanting you to stop because he was so close to cumming.

“Goddamnit.. don’t you even think about stoppin’, y/n! Jerry, get the hell out!” he yelled.

Jerry finally snapped out of it when Elvis yelled at him and he quickly turned to leave, bumping into the door frame on his way out as he slammed the door shut and ran downstairs, completely traumatized by what he saw. The guys looked at him confused.

“Well? Where the hell is he?” Sonny asked.

“I…he uh… They’re busy…” Jerry said, plopping down onto the couch and not saying another word, leaving the Colonel to wait.

When Elvis had yelled for you to not stop you certainly didn’t and continued to give him exactly what he wanted switching between your tongue and the vibrator and while tugging and stroking his cock. His body convulsed and his hips bucked and he was so overwhelmed with pleasure that his hands were gripping the sheets tighter in his grasp and he couldn’t even form words by this point as he groaned, whimpered, and panted in desperation as his orgasm built in the pit of his stomach burning to get out and the more you pleasured him the closer he got that when he couldn’t hold on any longer his orgasm hit and he let out the loudest whimpering moan as his thick hot cum came shooting out and landing on his belly and dripping onto the bed sheets. You slipped your tongue out of him when he finished and your hand continued to pump his cock slowly making sure to get every last drop of his cum out and he exhaled shakily. You captured your bottom lip between your teeth watching him and now needing him desperately to pleasure you.

You grabbed him and turned him around onto his back and you climbed on top of him, leaning down to lick up the cum that landed on his belly, not missing a spot as you licked it all up, licking your lips happily and letting out a soft “Mmm..” as you smirked at him. He grinned and gestured for you to come sit on his face.

“C’mere baby.” he hummed.

You lifted yourself off him and quickly stood up on the bed and eagerly slipped your panties off throwing them at him and he grinned, taking them and sniffing them inhaling your scent. You giggled and sat back down and climbed up his body and he set your panties aside as you reached his face and he was staring right at your pussy that hovered above his face and he could see it dripping in your slick so needy for him to give it attention. He wrapped his arms around your thighs and shoved you down onto him until his face was buried in your pussy, your thighs tightened around his head and you let out a soft moan before he even touched you because you could feel his warm breath against you. He shoved his tongue right between your velvety wet folds, lapping up every inch of your wetness that covered your pussy and then he dragged his tongue along your sensitive swollen clit and you inhaled sharply and your eyes rolled back feeling his warm tongue against you, sinking into you and slurping your sweet juices up.

“Oh, Elvis… fuck..” you moaned.

When you felt his long tongue slip inside of your tight hole and sink in deep you began to rock your hips against his face slowly, your hands tangling into his dark luscious hair as you slowly began to pick up some speed, rolling your hips and grinding against his face that his nose hit up against your clit with each movement you made and his tongue slipped inside of you so deep that you threw your head back, whimpering and crying out his name as you began to just ride his face. He groaned beneath you as your thighs squeezed around him tighter, his hands grasping and groping your ass as he began to bounce you on his face, tongue fucking you. “Elvis.. Oh god.. Just like that, baby..” you cried.

You leaned forward and arched your back riding his face faster and harder, hearing him groaning in pleasure from how much he loved it and he slapped his hands over your ass, forcing you to grind against his more as he pumped his tongue quickly and nose still hitting firmly against your clit. He was a master with his tongue and the way his mouth completely consumed you like he was a man starved and you were his first meal. You felt the room was spinning as you drew closer and closer to your orgasm your body responding to his every move and your whimpers turning into heavy pants and you could feel your body growing hot as your orgasm hit and you tugged at his hair as you rode out your orgasm on his face and cumming all over it. You could hear his muffled groans as he licked up the mess you made between your thighs. As soon as you got a hold of yourself you carefully slide off his face, feeling so wobbly and tingling inside as you stared down at his glistening face and without hesitation you leaned down crashed your lips against his and kissing him deeply, he returned your deep kiss, slipping his arms around you as the two of you swapped the taste of one another between each kiss.

You pulled back from him to catch your breath, smirking down at him as he smirked right back up at you. “Jesus.. That was uh.. different..” you giggled.

Elvis laughed.

“Shit.. You weren’t lyin’ that vibrator did feel good..” he chuckled.

“Mhm.. So, that means we’ll be using it more then.” you grinned.

Elvis nodded in agreement. “Hell yeah..” he smirked.

You bit your lip and leaned down to kiss him again. “Um, what about Jerry.. He saw everything..” you mumbled.

Elvis had almost forgotten that Jerry had walked in on the two of you and he shook his head because that was his biggest fear. But he was slightly relieved it was Jerry who caught him because he knew he wouldn’t say anything, but he had to be sure.

“Dammit.. I-I should probably get down there and find ‘em.” Elvis sighed.

You nodded, hoping that Jerry wouldn’t say a word because then Elvis wouldn’t be so open minded anymore. You climbed off Elvis and slipped beneath the covers as you watched him get up and went into the bathroom to clean himself up and when he emerged minutes later he got dressed and fixed himself up. As he headed toward the door he turned to you with a grin. “Don’t you move a muscle, honey.” he hummed.

You smiled at him and giggled. “I won’t!” you exclaimed.

You watched him head out of the room and laid down in the bed waiting for his return. As Elvis headed downstairs he saw the guys and Jerry, who locked eyes with him for a moment and Jerry quickly looked away.

“Colonel’s on the phone waitin’ for you, E.” Charlie said.

“He can wait a little longer. Jerry, can I talk to you for a minute?” he asked.

Jerry’s heart sank because he wasn’t sure what Elvis was going to say to him or if he was going to yell at him or worse kick him out for walking in on you both. Jerry got up and didn’t say a word as he followed Elvis into the next room. Elvis made sure they were far enough that they couldn’t hear.

“I-I just want to talk to you about what ya might have seen up there..” Elvis whispered.

“I-I didn’t mean to walk in like that.. I.. Sorry..” Jerry whispered, hardly looking at him.

“You ain’t gonna tell anyone, are ya? I ain’t a damn faggot.” he said angrily.

“I know that.. I know. I won’t tell a soul.. I promise. I didn’t see a thing.” Jerry hummed.

Elvis nodded and patted his friend's shoulder. “Good..” he mumbled before walking off and heading back to take his phone call.

Jerry followed behind Elvis and though he wouldn’t tell anyone he didn’t know how he was going to unsee the both of you like that or how he was going to even be able to look at you or even Elvis for a while. He learned his lesson, he was never going up to that room when the two of you were up there EVER again.

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jungle-angel · 7 months

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As The Water Rises (Bob Floyd x Reader)

Summary: Ancient Rome AU where you take care of Bob after a long day

Notes: This is for the lovely @bradshawsbaby, my friend I've been reading SVAA lately and I LOVE IT!!!! I wanted to surprise you with this because it's all I had been thinking about for a while (lol). I do apologize for any spelling mishaps too my friend, I'm terrible with it sometimes.

Warnings: SMUT, sex, references to slavery etc. (ft. Coyote, Roman name Latranis and others)

Tagging: @bradshawsbaby @floydsmuse

You were eager to go and meet Hrodebert, just as you always had, every day when the meetings at The Forum ended. You bid farewell to Sabina and Phoenix, walking with purpose through the marketplace, saying hello to some of the shopkeepers and statesmen who often found their way through there.

Your sandals flapped on the cobbled path that ran through the alleys until you came to those huge, imposing steps and the equally imposing façade of the building, held up by pillars as though they were the arms of Atlas himself......The Forum.

You found Hrodebert sitting on the steps, a grimace on his face and his head in his hand. You knew he hadn't been himself lately, but this clearly wasn't himself at all.

"Hrodebert?" you queried, tentatively sitting beside him.

He looked up at you with his soft blue eyes, a pained expression on his face. "M'so tired," he mumbled.

You scooted closer to him as he put his arms around you, letting his cheek rest on the crown of your head. You only realized how tired he truly was when you heard the gurgling of his belly, a sign that he must not have eaten anything since waking up.

"You didn't eat anything today, did you?" you asked him.

He shook his head.

You kissed his lips, uncaring of who saw you or who had chosen to make faces at the two of you. "Come on now," you said, helping him to his feet. "Lets go get something to eat and then we'll relax. I'm sure the bathhouses are open."

You led Hrodebert to one of the places, a little hole-in-the-wall thermopolium that sold hot food day and night. You and Hrodebert were starving, the smells of all the barbecuing meat, fish and spices wafting from the kitchens.

Your old friend, Latranis, the owner of the place, came and brought you everything you needed, letting you know it was on the house. The two of you ate your fill but left him a little something anyways, knowing that these days, good business was often hard to come by.

Off to the bathhouses you went, knowing that Latranis would probably be dropping by again later. Even after having come here for so long, you had forgotten how steamy, humid and sticky it could really be in here. But oh was it heaven after a long day.

You helped Hrodebert strip off his toga, his whole body aching, as you hung the cloth up on the hooks in the little niche. You yourself, stripped off your clothes and hung them with his, the both of you storing your sandals in a safe place for when you were done.

"You're too good to me," he mumbled, taking your hand in his.

You kissed his cheek, making him go red from his face all the way down to his chest. "You took care of me my love," you said, the pad of your thumb gently brushing his chin. "And now it's my turn."

Hrodebert gently pulled you towards a little tunnel into the halls that led to the caldariums. No one really batted an eyelash, thinking you were merely the slave girl to the son of a high ranking senator. Of course they hadn't really been wrong. It had started out that way when you and Hrodebert first met. You had been a mere girl taken from your tribe in Gaul, nearly sold to an old whorring wretch who would have surely had his way with you had it not been for Iosephus, Hrodebert's father. He too had known what it was like to be a slave, a Germanic general taken from his own people and forced to fight in the Coliseum for the sole entertainment of others. He had fought for his freedom.......fought and won.....the same as he had done for you and for his freeborn sons and daughters.

In you went with him, amazed at the sight of the room that lay before you with all its beautifully carved statues in the wall niches, the bathing pools and the cascades of vines and climbing flowers that made the place worthy enough for the gods themselves to enter.

Hrodebert lay right down on a towel laden wood table, his head resting on the tops of his hands while you straddled his towel covered butt. You could almost feel the aches and pains in the soft ripples of his muscles, strong but tired. Into your hands from one of the jars, you poured a coin sized drop of the Balm Of Gilead, an ointment you had bartered numerous times for in the markets for Gallus and Carnifex to use after a fight. You rubbed it right into his muscles, putting your palms and the balls of your hands into it to get those wretched kinks out.

"Oooooh right there my sweet......right there....." he moaned happily. "Ooooh fuck......feels so fuckin good....."

You chuckled a little as you kept rubbing it in, delighting in his happy little moans. You bent your head to kiss the freckles on his back, no doubt the marks of the sun from his days as a child and teenager, running around the streets of Alexandria with his brothers and sisters.

You were a little nervous as you braced yourself against one of the pillars, digging into his back with the heels of your feet and hearing his pleasurable groans as he told you everything about his day. God, you were both in heaven.....sheer, utter heaven.

Right into the steaming baths you went, floating about and relaxing on the brick steps that led down into the pool. You kissed your fiance's lips, rubbing your noses together, happy and content in your surroundings with just the two of you.

"Methinks you're gonna need a haircut soon," you chuckled.

"Oh am I now?" he said, smiling wryly into the kiss.

You laughed a little as your kissing deepened, slow at first, but growing more desperate and needy as Hrodebert tried to slip his tongue over your lips. He drew a moan from your mouth as he gently pulled you onto his lap, the water doing most of the work. Your fingers tangled in his wet hair at the nape of his neck, gently brushing against the shell of his ear.

Hrodebert sighed into your mouth as he trailed from your lips all along your jaw, his fingertips gently brushing against the black armband tattoo on your bicep, the ink all connected in swirls and knots, a mark of the tribe you had once belonged to.

You moaned as you felt his arousal growing between your legs, his big hands firmly and steadily gripping your hips to keep you from floating away. You reveled in the feeling of his hot breath going down your sternum and all along your naked breasts, his tongue swirling around your nipples that had grown hard and pointed.

"So fuckin gorgeous," he mumbled in between kisses. "Can't wait to make you my wife.....see all those bitchy matrons get all jealous....."

You clenched your legs around him as you felt his cock stiffening inside you, your hips and his rocking together in a steady rhythm as he guided you up and down on his cock.

"C'mon sweetheart....." he urged. "C'mon......come for me.....c'mon, I know you have it in you....."

You felt his hips stuttering against yours, your head falling back and Hrodebert's hands firmly gripping you as you both came at the same time. Whether it was the steam or the relaxing hot water, your head fell against his shoulder, the two of you panting from the effort.

"My love you're amazing," he said with a sleepy smile, kissing your lips sweetly.

You smiled, gently brushing your fingertip against his button nose, tracing over his lips before returning the kiss.

"AW YEAH!!!!! GET IT!!!! GET IT!!!!!"

You and Hrodebert jumped at the sudden yelling, the hoots and hollers of three of your friends emitting from behind the pillars. Gallus, Carnifex and Latranis showed themselves a moment later with only a white towel around each of their waists, laughing, hollering and making lewd hip thrusts.

"Look at you making babies before you're married!" Latranis exclaimed.

"Didn't think you had it in you my man!" Carnifex laughed.

"I'm gonna have to try that now," Gallus remarked.

"OUT!!!!!! OUT!! YOU SLIMY, SKEEVY BASTARDS!!!!" Hrodebert thundered, chucking one of his sandals at them.

"Ow, fuck you!" Gallus laughed when the sandal slapped against his arm.

"Already did you sick pig!" Hrodebert retorted. "Gods! I can't believe you fucking idiots were watching us!"

"We heard you both coming down the halls," Carnifex told him.

Hrodebert groaned in annoyance but he couldn't ignore the laughing look on your face. "What?" he queried, giving you the side eye.

"I'm not saying anything," you giggled.

Hrodebert kissed you again, littering your cheek with his sweet pecks. "Don't worry my sweet," you told him. "If anything they'll get what's coming when they drop by the house for dinner."

"What'd you do?" he asked.

"Lets just say, I left your mother an extra basket of dried prunes to be stewed and served at dinner," you answered, wiggling your eyebrows.

Hrodebert laughed a little, knowing the three morons would be in for it later and if they ever dared do it again, they'd be served the same dish at your wedding.

#top gun maverick #robert bob floyd #bob floyd x reader #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #ancient rome au #si vis amari ama #thank you bradshawsbaby for letting me do this

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Episode 105- December 19th, 2023- Charlie Christmas Special 2: electric boogaloo

Lore-

Charlie’s death is confirmed to be from ingesting white phosphorus and blowing up

Charlie came from a candy cane rift from hell but can only stay for 24 hours, this is most likely a punishment for Ted and Schlatt

9:15 Schlatt grieves over Charlie’s death, most likely has some form of regret for Charlie’s death or at the very least misses Charlie

10:00 Ted sent Schlatt to “good boy ranch” which is basically conversion therapy but for men who cry too much because Schlatt was supposedly too emotional. This begs the question how much control Ted has over Schlatt’s life.

14:45 Charlie explains his spectral form which is sorta clear goo that takes 14 days for morph into his ghostly form. It is both a very disgusting and painful process.

Charlie hasn’t chuckled once all year which makes sense because he was in hell up until that episode.

40:10 Ted says if he’d had perfect vision he would’ve been able to stop 9/11 AGAIN. Assuming that this wasn’t a slip up on Ted’s part, that means Ted has stopped 9/11 once but there was a second one that he he couldn’t prevent. It’s a lot to take in I know.

The Other Guy’s ™️ origin: Schlatt saw him inside of someone’s house in Pflugerville and took him.

Charlie canonically “nogged” himself after hearing the unlimited bacon question

1:13:40 Charlie is sent back to hell

Ted and Schlatt speculate on how dead Charlie really is and begin planning on kill him a second time. Ted mentions that they’ll need ghost white phosphorus which means: 1) ghost can die 2) there is such thing as ghost white phosphorus and it is obtainable to them 3) Charlie is either deemed as a threat or at the very least an annoyance to Ted and Schlatt

My thoughts-

This episode was such a slay. I kinda became a real fan of CS a little bit after Charlie’s death so I didn’t understand how much Charlie added to the podcast until this episode came out back in December. He just bounces off everyone so we’ll and I appreciate the fact he pre-plans his bits beforehand, it makes me wish that modern cs threw in a few more bits in general. Charlie was an absolute delight and he made my job so much easier when he just kept dropping lore bits.

This would’ve been a 10 or 9.5/10 but I do have a gripe with this episode. Back when this episode first came out me and my mom decided to let my brother watch the special with us. (He really wanted to watch with us and I thought it wouldn’t be a issue because episodes with Charlie are normally more tame.) Then the Mr. Hands section happened and I have to live with the fact my brother knows what Mr.Hands is because I vouched for him. We did not finish that episode. Because of that one moment I’m giving it a 8/10, great episode but I’m holding a grudge.

Things I noted-

Is Catholicism canon in the CS universe? Like is it the confirmed religion or is that just a Schlatt thing?

The other guy in the background>>>

It’s just really funny to me that Ted took Schlatt to conversion therapy

14:00 Gas stations eggs mentioned

The egg nog and candy cane bit might’ve been a nod to Charlie’s old veggie bit

How did Schlatt make eating the hook part of the candy cane sound more gay than sucking on the straight part of it

Living for Charlie obsessing over Tucker

Ted is 100% right on his opinion on store bought vrs. bakery cookies

Charlie glitching made me think my phone was broken lol

(Original notes, updates, +a comment that made me giggle under the cut)

Updates:

I’m no longer sick :D

I’m planning on going out to buy new colored markers for my notes to spice things up

THANK YOU FOR 60 FOLLOWERS!!! It is absolutely insane how fast this blog grew and I can’t thank y’all enough!!!

If we reach to 100 I’ll do a Chuckle Lore weekend with requested episodes (I am not doing a straight week of this lol)

Welp I’m going back into the mines now. Bye bye :]

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madangel19 · 1 year

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You didn't give a specific type so I give you: three :)

32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..” or 67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”

100. “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”

Okay, I wanted to do 2 of the prompts, but I started the third one and got carried away lol

Come get ya'lls Swiss spice @royalchachi @birds-quantified @keo6232 @terzosboyfriend

Tags: plus size character, body worship, monster fucking, Swiss got the tentacle dick, cunnilingus, high sex, sexy ghoul magic, consensual blood drinking, a bit of a breeding kink, dick riding, masturbation, just a lot of spice ya'll

Word Count: 6136 (it's long but I had fun with this)

Another long, tiring day had come and gone, leaving Delia Rose exhausted and frustrated. Some fellow siblings of sin had been commenting on her body once again. She had told Copia about it and he assured her that he would have a talk with those siblings. It wouldn’t change much. They would just keep it up in secret.

She had to get her mind off of those siblings as she laid in bed. The room was empty. Her roommate had late night duties in the infirmary so she had the room to herself. This was the perfect opportunity to release some stress.

Delia sat up and undressed before reaching into her bedside table for her vibrator. She laid back on the bed, closing her eyes as she recalled a moment from earlier that day.

She had walked in on the band when they were rehearsing to bring them snacks and drinks. The ghouls and Copia were beyond happy to have a much-needed break and they eagerly thanked her. Once they were done eating, Copia invited her to watch them perform and she agreed to watch them for a little bit.

Delia’s focus kept going over to the multi ghoul, Swiss, who often looked back at her with that familiar toothy smile before moving his hips around in a sensual way that made her cheeks go red. She had to look away and focus on the others, but she couldn’t help but look at him. At one point, he pointed to her and appeared to bite down on his hand with that smile. It was a bizarre sight.

She would have questioned it, but she had to go back to her duties.

Grabbing her phone, Delia turned it on and looked up some clips she had saved of Swiss during some rituals. He had such a way of moving about on his platform while performing. It was so enticing and so…sexy. She got to the clip of him on the ground after having sparks fall down on him and her free hand started going lower. She began touching herself, biting her lip as she imagined what it would be like to fuck him.

She had heard the stories from her fellow siblings about how sneaking around late at night in the church led to sexy rendezvous with the ghouls if they got caught by them. A part of her wanted to try that out, but would any of the ghouls want to fuck her? No, they’d try to eat her. She had a lot of meat on her bones for them to have a grand feast. She wasn’t going to risk that. She was safe in her room and she was fine with fucking herself.

“Focus on you, babe,” she whispered, grabbing her vibrator and turning it on.

It felt colder in her room, but she didn’t pay much attention to it. She closed her eyes and imagined what it would be like to fuck her favorite ghoul. Was it the same as fucking a human? A part of her wanted to find out, but there was no way he would want to fuck someone like her.

Pressing the toy closer to her already swollen clit made her gasp softly in ecstasy. It had been a while since she released stress like this. She had been so busy with her work lately and never got a chance to be truly alone. She deserved this.

Delia’s nipples were all the more erect from the cold and she reached up to caress them. It shouldn’t be this cold in the room. Did someone turn down the AC?

She was getting closer and closer to orgasm and she tried her hardest not to cry out. The siblings in the next room surely could hear the buzz from her toy. She didn’t want to disturb them any further.

She thought of Swiss as she arched her back and came with a low moan, squirting her warm stress onto the sheets and her legs and stomach.

“Fuck me, Swiss,” she murmured, reclining back into the bed with a content sigh.

“You called?” A familiar voice whispered from the dark.

Delia gasped, grabbing her blanket and pulling it up to her chest to hide her naked body and the mess she had made. She scanned the room, seeing nothing out of the ordinary. She was alone, but it felt like she was being watched.

A dark chuckle filled the air. It sounded like it was coming from everywhere. The cold seemed to be closing in on her now, making her whole body shiver.

“Who…Who’s there?” She called out, her voice shaky.

She noticed a shadowy blob in the corner of the room. It got bigger until it took a more human-like form before it crouched as if getting ready to pounce. Purple glowing eyes appeared out of thin air, illuminating a familiar toothy grin. The shadow faded away, revealing the ghoul in the corner.

“Swiss?! What…What are you doing in…in here?” she questioned, pulling the blanket around her even more.

The ghoul chuckled and stood to his full height, his head cocked as he watched her still. She thought of the videos that were probably still playing on her phone and her face grew hot. This was bad. Really really bad. What was he even doing in her room so late at night? How did he even manage to sneak in like that? The door was locked and only her roommate had the extra key.

“Just watching you. I’m really liking what I’m seein, darlin’,” he crowed, reaching up to take his helmet off and placing it on a nearby chair.

How was she even going to respond to that? Did he really mean it? How did he even blend in like that?

“Oh right, ghoul magic. You read about this. He’s the multi ghoul. Swiss can blend in with the shadows and do all sorts of other magic,” she thought to herself.

What was about to happen now?

“You were watching me…touch myself?” She asked, cheeks going red once again as she took in the sight of the unmasked ghoul. He was very pretty with his dreadlocks tied up in a bun on his head. His tail swayed to and fro behind him.

“I sure was. You were watching those videos of me and I could smell your arousal. I just couldn’t resist checking in on ya,” he purred, stepping closer to the foot of her bed.

Fuck, he knew about the videos. This was beyond embarrassing. Was he going to ask to fuck her? Her roommate was bound to come back sometime soon.

“You can drop the blanket, Delia. I want to see all of you,” Swiss said, gesturing to the blanket.

“Aw fuck, this is really happening,” she thought.

Something came over Delia as she nodded and tossed the blanket to the side, smiling at the ghoul shyly as she opened her legs to show him the mess she had made. This was the perfect moment.

“You…can join me…if you want,” she said.

“You’re so sweet, Delia. I just need a moment to look at you,” Swiss crowed, sitting on the foot of the bed.

She was getting all the more red-faced the more she waited. No one had ever shown interest in her like this before in such a long time and now it was happening again all so fast.

“Look at you. You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me,” the ghoul purred, removing his vest and shirt, revealing his tattooed and slightly fuzzy body beneath. He took his shoes off, revealing clawed feet.

Delia opened her mouth, at a loss for words before she let out a soft squeal of delight, her whole body growing warm from the complement. How long had it been since she had been called beautiful?

“Thank you. That…means a lot. I don’t hear stuff like that often,” she said.

“You deserve to hear it more. You know, I’ve had my eye on you for a while, Delia. I made the right decision to sneak into your room tonight,” Swiss said, crawling closer to her, his tail wagging around excitedly. Delia could feel her heart racing in her chest. She wanted this, but it was likely that they would be interrupted by her roommate.

“My…roommate will be back soon. We…We can’t…,” she trailed off, looking at the closed door as if expecting them to burst in at any moment.

“Oh, don’t worry. I knocked them out on the way here. They’re sleeping safe and sound in one of the studies,” Swiss chimed, crawling closer and laying by her side.

“Oh, that sounds…good,” she murmured, feeling all the more flustered with the warm ghoul so close to her now. The more she looked, the more she noticed his more inhuman characteristics from the fur on his chest and to the strange symbols tattooed all over him. His horns were beautiful with silver and gold etchings engraved in them, making them almost glitter when the glow from his eyes hit them. His elf-like ears had multiple piercings that made her feel a bit jealous of them.

“Do you want me to touch you, Delia?” Swiss asked, eyeing her curiously with a playful smirk on his lips.

“Yes, please,” she said.

“Tell me where, baby.”

Delia giggled nervously and glanced down at her body and then back to him. She was sure he had plenty of ideas where he wanted to touch her, but it looked like he wanted to let her choose.

“You can touch my chest…if you want,” she said, taking his hand and placing it on her right breast. The ghoul purred, squeezing her chest and pulling her closer by wrapping his tail around her middle.

“Fuck, you’re so soft,” he murmured, nuzzling her before planting kisses all over her breasts. His facial hair tickled her skin as he kissed her. Delia giggled softly at his kisses before she gasped when he began licking around her nipples. His tongue was warm as it slid over her skin

“You like that?” Swiss asked, looking up to smile at her.

“I…I do. Keep going,” Delia replied, petting his horns. Her arm brushed his ear and it flicked in response, reminding her of a cat.

The ghoul smiled before going back to kissing her breasts. His claws went down to caress her stomach, tickling her skin.

“I’ve been dreaming of this. Getting to see you naked. You’re such a perfect shape. There’s so much to love,” the ghoul purred, squeezing her gently with his tail.

“You…You have?” Delia questioned, astounded that he liked her body so much. Her thoughts then went to Cumulus and how often Swiss was around the ghoulette and flirting with her whenever she passed them in the halls. The shape of her body was very similar to her own. It looked like Swiss had a type and it was bigger women.

“Absolutely. It’s perfect for squeezing,” Swiss replied before reaching around and giving her ass a squeeze, making her gasp.

His kisses started going down lower to her stomach and she had to cover her mouth to stop herself from giggling. The ghoul smiled against her skin before lightly nibbling at it.

“I could just eat you up, darlin’. You’re a whole sweet meal,” he crowed, licking his lips. That could mean two different things with a ghoul.

“Are you...hungry, Swiss?” Delia asked, opening her legs again for him. He glanced down and looked back at her with a hungry look in his purple eyes.

“I’m starving. You have something for me?” He chuckled.

Delia repositioned herself so that she laid on her back with her legs spread open for him.

“I do. I already got warmed up earlier from touching myself and…from watching you perform. You sing and play beautifully,” she said. She was certain he had heard that complement plenty of times before.

“Mmm, you couldn’t take your eyes off of me during rehearsal. I gotta admit, it was a bit distracting, but I liked watching you,” Swiss said before planting more kisses along her stomach and thighs.

His lips were warm against her skin and so was his tongue when he lapped up the mess she had made on her legs.

“Fuck, that’s good. I need more,” he moaned before caressing her slick entrance with two fingers.

“Oh, fuck~,” Delia murmured, her eyes going wide. His claws were sharp, but they were so gentle as they carefully caressed her sensitive pussy.

“Do you want my fingers inside you, baby?” Swiss asked.

“Yes…Yes please.”

The ghoul let out a soft growl before he pushed his fingers into her with ease. Her already being wet probably helped a lot.

“You’re soaking. I probably should have stepped in when you were using that little toy,” Swiss crowed.

He pushed his fingers deeper into her before slowly pulling them out. Delia whined softly, frustrated that he had pulled his fingers out so soon. The frustration turned to arousal as she watched him lick his dripping fingers clean with his long forked tongue. Fuck, that was hot. He noticed her watching and he winked at her.

“Do you want to really feel good, baby?” He asked.

“I do. What are you going to do?” Delia replied.

“Just trust me. I’m going to kiss you now. Is that okay?” He asked, moving to pin her beneath him. Delia gazed up at the ghoul in awe. She was completely at his mercy now. She could only nod her head and a growl rumbled from his chest.

“You need to use your words, Delia,” he said.

“You…You can kiss me, Swiss,” she said.

He smiled that familiar smile before leaning down, his lips parted and light purple smoke curling out of his mouth. It smelled sweet as he kissed her hungrily. Delia breathed in that sweet aroma with a content sigh as she eagerly kissed him back, her arms wrapping around his neck and pulling him closer.

That sweet aroma filled her lungs the more she kissed him. She moaned into the kiss, opening her mouth more and tasting herself on his tongue as he slipped it into her. She tasted amazing mixed in with him.

The more she kissed him, the more lightheaded she felt. It felt like being high after hitting a bong. All she knew at the moment was that she wanted more of the ghoul.

Swiss growled softly into the kiss, slowly grinding against her. She could feel something hard in his pants pressing against her. Fuck, she needed him more than anything.

Swiss eventually pulled away from the kiss, smiling down at her before blowing a heart-shaped cloud at her face.

“Gotta let ya breathe for a moment, baby,” he said before leaning down to peck her on the cheek.

“That was…amazing,” Delia said, breathless as she reached up to run a hand through his soft dreads. The ghoul purred happily, leaning into her touch and reminding her of a big cat.

“How do you feel, Delia?” Swiss asked, resting his head on her chest and giving her breasts several kisses that made her shiver in anticipation.

“I feel high and…and very horny. What did you do to me exactly?” She asked.

“Us ghouls breathe a special smoke that makes humans more relaxed and comfortable with us when it comes to fucking. My smoke is the strongest. It’s like being high. What do you think? Feels nice, right?” He asked.

“I love it. You…can eat me if you want,” Delia replied.

“Mmm, I would make you beg for it, but I am starving. Next time, baby,” Swiss crowed before kissing down her stomach once more before ending up between her legs.

His kisses were getting closer and closer to her slick entrance, making her all the more desperate for him. The ghoul growled, more warm smoke curling from his mouth as he leaned in and pushed his tongue into her. Delia gasped at the new sensation of his long tongue curling inside her. The gasp turned to a low moan as she wrapped her thighs around the ghoul’s head, pulling him closer. Swiss growled, reaching up to squeeze her thighs, digging his claws into her soft flesh.

“Ah fuck!” She cried out, not caring if the other siblings in the next room heard her.

Another moan escaped her when she felt two fingers pushing into her.

“Swiss!” She moaned, reaching down with a hand to push his head closer. His tongue curled around her clit as he sucked on it, quickly sending her over the edge.

“So good,” the ghoul murmured, his voice muffled by her thighs.

“Keep…Keep going, babe. Just…keep going,” Delia said, her head rolling back and her eyes closing. This was only just the start. She felt his boner when they kissed. She was truly going to experience fucking a ghoul once he was done eating her.

“You’re so sweet, Delia. Like a fucking cupcake. I can’t wait to fuck you,” Swiss said, squeezing her thighs before kissing her clit some more.

Delia smiled, her whole body going warm from the sweet attention. She soon felt her orgasm approaching and she cried out when the ghoul kept sucking and pushing his fingers deep into her. Her breathing became all the more ragged and her thighs began to tremble. Swiss grabbed onto her thighs, keeping them in place.

“Shit! I…I’m gonna cum, babe,” she moaned.

“Mmm, give it to me, baby,” Swiss ordered, pushing his tongue deep into her and hitting all her sweet spots.

Delia arched her back with a scream as her orgasm washed over her and she spilled herself into his open mouth. A sound came from the ghoul that sounded like a mix between a growl and a moan as he licked up every drop from her. She soon melted into the bed, breathless and lightheaded. Her pussy twitched as he continued licking her clean, soft ripples of pleasure still coursing through her.

“Fuck. You were starving,” she whispered, looking down at Swiss who was still eagerly licking her. She felt him smile against her skin before he slowly pulled away from her, licking his lips.

“I was. I could keep eating you, but there are other things we need to work on, baby,” Swiss replied, sitting up on the bed. Delia noticed the bulge in his pants again. It looked even bigger now.

“Yeah, you should get out of those pants right now,” she said, feeling all the more excited to see what a ghoul cock looked like. She had overheard multiple siblings gossiping about the ghouls and what their genitals were like and it excited her. Some said they were larger than the average human while others said they were monstrous and too dangerous for humans to take.

“Of course,” Swiss replied, making quick work of getting his pants and boxers off.

Delia stared in awe when he freed his cock. She had never seen anything like it before. It was much bigger than her previous partners. A whole lot bigger. It also didn’t look human at all, reminding her of a thick purple tentacle. In the past, Delia would have been horrified by such a sight, but this was her new life now. It just made her all the more eager to try him out.

“Oh my god,” she murmured, her hands going to her mouth.

“What do ya think, baby? Pretty impressive, yeah?” He asked, that smile creeping on his lips again as he lightly caressed his cock.

“Very. Are…Are the others like that?” Delia replied, her cheeks growing hot at the very thought. Swiss chuckled and crawled closer to her, a rumbling purr emanating from his chest.

“Do you want to be shared with the others, baby? I’m sure they’d be more than happy to let you find out how big they really are,” he said, getting closer and pinning her to the wall behind her.

That was a very tempting offer, but for now, she just wanted to have this time with him.

“Maybe not tonight. I just want to be with you now,” she said.

The ghoul cocked his head as if surprised. The surprise turned to adoration as he leaned in and nuzzled her cheek with a chirp. Delia giggled when his facial hair tickled her skin again.

“You’re such a sweet thing, Delia. Like a princess. I’ll be all yours tonight,” he purred before kissing her neck. She had never been called a princess before. She loved it.

“And…I’ll be your…princess,” she said, caressing his horns with delicate fingers.

The ghoul growled softly as he pulled away, a hungry look in his glowing purple eyes.

“A princess needs a throne. I got one for you right here,” he crowed, getting into a sitting position and gesturing to his cock. Delia looked to his cock that was twitching to and fro and then back at him, unsure if he was actually serious. She didn’t want to crush him.

“I….I’m too big, babe. I don’t want to hurt you,” she said.

“Who said you’re too big?” Swiss questioned, looking serious.

“My ex. I…wanted to ride him when we first had sex, but he said I was too big for that,” Delia murmured, frowning as she recalled that one time.

“Your ex is a little bitch, Delia. You can ride me all you want. Hell, you can even ride my face. I can take it. Size doesn’t fucking matter to us ghouls,” the ghoul said, beckoning her to come closer with a single claw.

“Are you sure?” Delia asked, inching closer to him as if being guided by an invisible hand.

“I’m way stronger than your ex, Delia. I’m more than sure,” Swiss said before lightly stroking his cock with a hiss. There was already a bit of precum leaking from the tip. Did he get that excited from eating her out?

Delia took a deep breath and went over to straddle him, smiling at him sweetly while grinding her ass against his warm cock and wrapping her arms around his neck.

“Perfect,” Swiss purred before kissing her hungrily.

Delia moaned into the kiss, breathing in that sweet smoke that he poured into her lungs and becoming all the more high. Swiss’s clawed hands went down to her ass, giving it a squeeze as he moved his hips sensually.

“Delia…I need ya right now,” Swiss murmured into the kiss.

“So do I,” Delia replied after pulling away from the kiss to gaze at him with half-lidded eyes full of desire.

She raised herself, positioning herself over his cock. It seemed to move with a mind of its own as it writhed beneath her. This was it. She was truly going to be a sibling of sin after this.

“Your throne awaits, princess,” Swiss purred, planting his hands on her hips and pulling her down. Delia moved with him, gasping in pleasure as she slowly slid down on his cock. It was so…hot and…squirmy.

“Oh god,” she murmured, pausing midway, unsure if she could take the whole thing.

“God’s not here, princess. You can take it all,” Swiss said, blowing a heart-shaped cloud into her face. Delia breathed it in, a dazed smile on her lips.

“I can,” she said before sliding down until she felt every inch of him within her. It seemed to move on its own within her, filling her up with ease. She glanced down and let out another soft gasp when she saw a noticeable bulge in her lower regions. That’s never happened before.

“How’s that, princess? Better than that human?” Swiss asked, his claws digging into her soft flesh as he moved his hips, hitting the right spots.

“Way better. So…So much better,” Delia murmured, holding on to him as she began instinctively moving her hips to feel every inch of him.

The ghoul wrapped his tail around her middle, pulling her closer to him. His face was right in her chest now and he began nibbling and kissing at her breasts. Delia could only smile at such a sweet sight before letting out another moan when the ghoul pressed a hand against the bulge in her stomach.

“Fuck…I could put a whole litter in you right now, princess,” he murmured, his voice muffled by her chest. That was an interesting thought, but she had read up on ghoul reproduction. They couldn’t impregnate humans unless under specific conditions. He could pump her full multiple times tonight and she would be okay.

“Would you like to carry my kits, princess? You’d be a perfect carrier,” Swiss said, looking up at her with needy eyes.

“You…You’re…going a bit too fast for me, babe. Maybe…at a different time,” she said.

“That’s not a no. I’m fine with that,” the ghoul chimed before going back to kissing her breasts.

Delia closed her eyes in pure bliss, her head rolling back as she continued riding him. Being high made her all the more aware of every sweet spot that he was hitting each time she slid up and down on his cock.

She was just about to let the pleasure make her drift away before a sharp pain in her chest made her cry out. She stopped with his cock still fully inside her and opened her eyes, looking down at the ghoul who looked back at her with wide eyes and blood on his lips. There was a bite mark around her left nipple.

“I’m sorry, princess. I should have warned ya that we like to bite,” Swiss said, licking his lips.

Delia cocked her head from one side and then to the other before she smiled at the strange sensation in her chest. It wasn’t that bad to be honest. It was a nice pain.

“A warning would have been nice. Do you think you can clean this blood up? I read ghoul saliva has healing properties,” she said, pushing her bleeding breast closer to the ghoul.

“Like I said before, you’re a whole meal, princess. I will clean it up just for you. Thank you,” Swiss purred before licking up the blood from her wound. Delia bit her lip at the wonderful combination of him licking at her wound and him still pushing himself into her. She moved her hips again, wanting him deeper than ever.

Sharp teeth grazed along her skin and she held him close to her chest, wanting him to get every last drop of the blood from his wound.

“Fuck, that feels nice,” she murmured, closing her eyes in bliss once again as she continued moving up and down his cock.

Seconds passed and a soft hiss filled the air, sending a shiver running through her body. It suddenly got very cold as Swiss tightened his grip on her.

Delia opened her eyes and gasped when she found herself in complete darkness with Swiss. The only light came from his glowing eyes. They weren’t in her room anymore. What the hell was this?

“Swiss? What’s going on?” She questioned, feeling frightened.

Swiss pulled his head away from her chest and looked around, unfazed by the change. He looked back at her and smirked before pecking her on the cheek, leaving a bloody kiss mark there.

“I kinda got carried away and let the shadows take us, princess. We’re still in your room. Don’t you worry about a thing,” he purred in her ear, making her shiver with delight. Delia looked around at the darkness surrounding them and her fear soon melted away. She was starting to like this surprise.

“This…This is super cool. It’s just us now,” she said.

“Also, the siblings next door won’t hear us,” Swiss replied before quickly moving to pin her beneath him with ease. Delia grunted in surprise at the change before she looked up at the smiling ghoul. The darkness was cool against her back.

“I did say I wanted you to ride me, but we have plenty of time for that later, princess. Fucking like this is always fun with both ghouls and siblings. It’s like we’re floating,” Swiss crowed before sliding his full length into her once more. Delia cried out freely, arching her back as best she could.

“Swiss!” She screamed.

The ghoul growled before kissing her neck, his thrusts becoming deeper and quicker. Delia yelped when his kisses went to her shoulder before he bit down with a muffled moan. It hurt, but he could heal that in no time.

Delia held onto him for dear life, keeping her focus on him and not on the darkness. It really felt like they were floating the more he pounded into her.

Swiss’s claws went to her hips as he picked up the pace that reminded her of her previous experiences. Delia smirked and wrapped her legs around his waist, keeping him in place. He looked down at her surprise before it quickly turned to ecstasy, his long tongue hanging out as he hissed softly.

“You gonna cum, babe?” She asked.

“I…I sure am, princess. I’m gonna bite ya again. Really…Really hard,” the ghoul murmured before biting down on her shoulder again, a low growl filling the air.

He pushed his full length into her, making her cry out again when he hit her clit in just the right way. Another wave of pleasure rushed over her as she came just as he spilled himself into her. He continued pumping himself into her, each thrust sending his hot seed deep inside her. The coolness of the shadows surrounding them mixed in perfectly with the hotness inside her.

“Holy shit,” she gasped, gazing up at the ghoul with wide eyes. He gazed back at her with equally wide eyes as he slowly came to a stop with his cock still buried deep inside her.

“Holy shit indeed,” Swiss said, wiping some sweat and loose hair away from his forehead.

The darkness melted away and they were back in Delia’s bed. Delia looked around, her chest rising from breathing so hard. The bed was surprisingly undamaged.

“That…was…That was wonderful,” she breathed, reaching up to cup his cheek. Swiss purred, nuzzling her palm and kissing it tenderly.

“It was. You were wonderful,” he said while slowly pulling out of her. Delia bit her lip when she felt their mixed fluids leaking out of her. She was in for a lot more after a much-needed break.

“Thank you, Swiss,” she cooed, holding out her arms to him. The ghoul chuckled and crawled into her waiting embrace, wrapping his arms and his tail around her middle.

“I was gonna say the same thing,” he murmured before kissing and licking at her shoulder. It stung a bit, but his kisses made it feel all the better.

He stopped after a few minutes and held her close, his whole body vibrating from him just purring. It reminded her of the cats she befriended as a child. Delia sighed happily and pet the top of his head. She could feel his cock pressed against her leg. It seemed to move as if wanting to caress her. It was strange, but she was quickly growing used to strange things in her new home.

Her thoughts soon went to how he bit down on his hand when looking at her earlier. This was the perfect time to ask about that.

“Swiss? I have a question,” she said after a few minutes of laying with him in silence.

“You ready for another round already, princess?” He asked, looking up at her with an eager look in his eyes. Delia giggled, but shook her head.

“Not yet, babe. I just remembered something you did during rehearsal. You smiled at me and bit your hand. What does that mean?” She questioned.

“Oh! That. It means that I’m gonna get ya,” he said with a chuckle.

“And you did, babe. I’m glad you got me,” Delia chimed, cuddling closer to him.

“You should come to the ritual orgies, princess. I haven’t seen you at any. They're a lot of fun and the rest of my pack and the siblings would simply adore you,” Swiss said while lightly playing with her hair and massaging her scalp with his claws. She frowned as she remembered how cruel the other siblings had been to her. They would surely laugh if she showed her face.

“I…don’t think that’s a good idea. Some siblings…wouldn’t want me there,” she said.

“Why?”

Delia looked back at Swiss and saw the concern and rising anger in his eyes.

“They…make comments about my body. I talked to Papa about it, but I know they’ll keep doing it even after he talks to them,” she said.

“Do you want me to eat them? I’ll do it. Just give me the names and I’ll get right on it with the rest of the pack. It’s been a while since we’ve had a good hunt,” Swiss said, licking his lips. Another very tempting offer, but did she really want them dead? Maybe, if they saw her around the ghouls more, they’d change their opinion of her.

“That’s a very sweet offer, Swiss. Maybe give them one more chance. I feel like if they saw us together around the church…or at an orgy, they might change their minds about me,” she suggested.

“And if they don’t stop with the comments?” Swiss asked, flashing that toothy smile again.

“Then you and your pack can hunt and eat them,” Delia chimed, nuzzling his chest.

“Sounds like a plan, princess. If they so much as look at ya funny, then I’m gonna pounce,” the ghoul purred before licking at the wound on her shoulder. Delia sighed happily. She was beyond glad she had his support in this.

Her stomach grumbled, alerting the ghoul who purred as he moved to rest her head against her stomach. She was going to have to refuel soon.

“I have some snacks if you want anything to eat,” she said, reaching over to turn the light on in the room.

“I already have my snack right here,” Swiss crowed, nibbling on her stomach.

Delia noticed some bloody scratch marks on her stomach and thighs. Swiss was already working on licking them clean, his long tongue warm against her skin. It felt heavenly. She wanted to move to get a snack or some drinks, but she was quickly getting distracted.

“That feels nice,” she murmured.

“You taste heavenly, princess. Every part of you,” the ghoul said before licking the scratches on her thighs. There was a hungry look in his eyes as he went lower.

“Easy there, big guy. Let me at least have a snack and some water first,” she giggled, face bright red once again.

“You get ten minutes, princess,” he said, sitting up and showing her both palms.

“Twenty minutes,” Delia chimed, hoping for a longer break.

“Eighteen minutes.”

“Seventeen?”

“Fifteen. That’s final. I’m not that patient, Delia. Once the timer runs out, you’re all mine,” Swiss said before crawling off the bed to grab his pants. He pulled out his phone and started a timer.

“Deal,” she said, reaching over to grab her water bottle and some crackers from the nightstand. The water was refreshing and the crackers satisfied her. A part of her wanted ice cream, but she didn’t want to walk around at the moment.

Swiss had pulled out a blunt and lighter from his pants and made quick work of lighting it. He took a long drag from it and breathed a lavender cloud of heavenly-smelling smoke. The ghoul noticed her watching and he smirked as he offered it to her.

“Try it out, princess,” he purred.

Delia eagerly took it, taking a long drag before coughing a bit. Swiss chuckled and patted her on the back.

“It’s gonna hit ya good, princess. You’re gonna feel just like a cloud now,” he said, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close. He took the blunt from her and took another long drag from it before blowing a cloud of smoke from his nose. Delia breathed it in with a sigh, feeling all the more lightheaded and aroused.

She wasn’t sure how much time had passed by now, but from the way he was grinding his hard cock against her thighs, she was certain he was getting impatient.

“You know, I can go for hours while high. You ready for some more, princess?” Swiss whispered in her ear before playfully nibbling on it. Delia giggled at the feeling of his sharp teeth on her ear before it turned to a surprised gasp when he started licking it. That was certainly new, but she liked it.

“More than ready,” she whispered back, smiling as the shadows surrounded them once again.

#the band ghost #nameless ghouls #swiss ghoul #fanfiction #ghost band

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Hello again. It’s me 🌻 how are you? How is your weekend going?

I‘d really cuddle up with Yaku Morisuke rn. Could you do the fluff alphabet with him for AFTERCARE? I think he deserves being taken care of, after being a Mom for everyone all the time.

oh my goodness hello sunflower anon! my weekend is going great! i hope yours is good as well! this is a super cute idea! i really hope i did it well, i dont know all that much about Yaku so i had to do some refreshing lmao. i wanted to write this last night when you submitted it but i was just getting into bed, so that's my bad lol. hope you enjoy lovely!! <3333

Fluff Alphabet with Yaku (A F T E R C A R E)

Pairing - Yaku x reader

Warnings - none!

Notes - thank you so much 🌻 anon!!! i love your little ideas and i love a good fluff alphabet to get me motivated to write! i hope you enjoy this and have a lovely day!!! <3

And don’t forget REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! So, if you want to request any writing, don’t hesitate to ask. Please read my pinned post before requesting though. Have a good day/night and please stay hydrated!! <333

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

he would love it when you come to practice and he would try to do the same for activities you love

study time is a must for you too so you would always choose somewhere like a cafe or a bookstore or even just an empty field

he likes to have as much alone time with you as possible, so it's always little remote areas to hang out with him at

also i just think he would love hand holding, so expect that anytime you hang out or go on a date

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

communication is key for this sweetheart

if you too ever fight, he would distance himself from you for a while just to get his thoughts in place

once you're both ready, you talk

he would forgive you pretty easily unless the argument was bad

but other than that, he would just understand your side of the argument and then let you listen to his, just communicating how you both feel

even if he doesnt agree with your side doesnt mean that he wont listen to you or forgive you, you just might have to take the time to understand each other better

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

he is a busy student and so are you

he loves a good routine

until summertime

when its summer, yall will try out some crazy fun stuff

going to places and riding rollercoasters, eating new food, going to Tokyo, etc

during the school year though, he needs a routine, not only for volleyball but for school as well

expect a lot of study dates and nothing too crazy until your next vacation from school

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

i dont know tbh

i think it switches

i think you're both pretty equal thinking for ones self, but also worrying about each other

you both take time to plan dates and whenever it comes to paying, you usually split the bill

i dont think one is more dominant over the other, but i do think he gets worried about you often, so sometimes he'll take that leader momma role when he is worried about you lol

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

he is super romantic

he loves kisses and hand holding and CUDDLES

this man is all over cuddles

i think he can be pretty cliche buying you flowers and dinner and a stuffy

he loves to do whatever he can to make you happy, buying your favorite snack or something that you liked in a store, but didnt buy for yourself

also if you visit him during practice he will randomly run up to you halfway through and smother you with kisses before continuing practice

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

this man will bring you whatever you need

water, a stuffed animal, some food, a backrub, whatever you need, he's got it

if you call him in a panicked state he will slow you down telling you to breathe and then ask what you need, bringing it to you in 15 minutes or less

if you're crying, he will let you sink into his arms and he will whisper sweet nothings into your ears until you are ready to talk

he will never rush you when you are in this sort of state, that would just make things worse

he will wait until you are ready and in the meantime try to get you to drink some water

will usually let you talk it out over some cuddles

#Yaku Morisuke #yaku #Yaku Morisuke x reader #yaku x reader #haikyuu Yaku Morisuke #haikyuu yaku x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#hq #hq x reader #fluff #fluff alphabet #request #sunflower anon #🌻 anon #thank you dear!#i hope you enjoy!!!

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mayyyhapz 24 25 26 ? for ur ask game u reblogged ? (one thing ur proud of urself for, fave season n y, fave color n y)

24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

Oohhh hmmmm I'm not sure which to choose hmMmmM

Honestly? I've been really proud of myself on this trip!! I was terrified to be away from home for a whole month. I was terrified to be in another country. Like dawg I thought I was gonna DIEEE dhfjfkd

But I've been handling it pretty well!!! I havent been nearly as homesick as I would've expected from myself and Im a lot more street smart than I originally thought. Maybe a little too paranoid at times hahaha but better to be safe!!

Oh also, I'm proud of how my social skills have developed over the years!! Bro I used to be terrified of interacting with Any stranger irl, and now it's something I actually get a lot of joy from:)) ive been socializing with ppl at the hostels and just ppl on the street. I've gained a lot more self confidence over the years!!

Also speaking on the trip, I've been trying a *lot* of new things. I've been ordering sm food I've never had before. I went to the opera because I could even tho I was worried I wouldn't enjoy it. Ive also!!!! Done cooking!!! I made dinner!! And pancakes!!! Without worrying I would die!!! That is HUGE for me, oh man Im so proud of myself for going to the grocery store and cooking.

I feel like I've done a lot of personal growth and I'm proud of that:))

25. fave season and why?

Spring!!! This used to be a hard question lmao. I used to always be like ALL OF THEMMM!!! And i DO still love each and every one of them but over the years I've learnt that spring makes me the happiest. It's a time of life. Flowers are blooming, baby animals are being born, the birds are starting to sing again. The sun is shining but not in a way that it's unbearably hot. The rain is fresh and with it comes petrichor. You get to look forward to summer and going to the beach and stuff. I just aaaaa, I love spring:))))

Autumn is a close second but as much as I love it and love the colourful leaves, the leaves are representative of death and shfjdkd i dont like the coldddnfnm😭😭

I do love autumn tho it's a close second bc i LOVE cinnamon and autumn has everythinh cinnamon. Pumpkin pie YASS pumpkin spice YASSS apple pie and apple cinnamon YASSS hot coco YAAAA hot coco WITH CINNAMON YASSSS

But yeah!! Spring just beats it out for me bc it feels more hopeful of a vibe:)

26. fave colour and why?

So blue and green have been tied for almost my whole life with blue being my default if I have to choose one. However,

One day in Discord lmfao i had my nickname colour as teal BUT my friend also had their nickname colour in teal and bc my nickname was "[friends name]'s number one fan<3" everyone kept mixing us up HDFKKFFM AND THUS. I changed my name to pastel green and then uh. That just kinda became my colour. And going forward every server I joined I made my name green. And then I started to have pfps with a character who was green coded so it reinforced rhe green theme and now like 5 years later I realised I connect way more to green than blue because of that djfkdks

Like all my clothes r green now too 😭😭

So green is!! But blue is a very close second and my fav colour combo is the two of them:))

Idk if pastel green is still my fav specifically but it's a green. of some kind LOL

For this ask game !!

#ask games #ru tag #foxieasks #ty for the ask :D heheheh #🫶🫶🫶

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Monster March 2024- Day 13- Vampire- Adjacent with a Twist- The Golden Path

So, I've actually had this idea for years that I had partially written and stored away and now, it is coming to my aid. And while this is Adjacent with a Twist- it's still pretty close to the spirit of the prompt. lol.

As always, thanks to @borealwrites for their amazing Monster March 2024 Prompt List. Enjoy.

Monster March 2024 Day 13- Vampire Adjacent with Twist -

The Golden Path

“Dowager Empress, Momo Xiu is here to initiate the Dragon Hosting Tradition.” Eunuch Li urged the newly appointed Dowager Empress the day after enthronement ceremony once all the other traditions and ceremonies were observed, save for one.

“Please, come Momo Xiu.” The Dowager Empress invited before she came and bowed ceremoniously before she presented an ornate box, that looked like it was covered- in dragon scales, that caught the Dowager Empress’ eyes and curiosity.

“First, I must congratulate you for becoming Dowager Empress. And now that you are fully enthroned, you have one more duty to our Empire to fulfill and that is to open this.” She invited before the Dowager Empress’s hand maiden got the box and then presented it to the Dowager Empress who took it and carefully opened it to see a special note- sealed by the last Dowager Empress, that she carefully broke the seal before she read the special edict inside.

‘Dowager Empress, congratulations on becoming the most powerful woman in the nation. However, one more traditional ceremony must be observed. On the first night of the next full moon- you will receive Lady Dragon, who will come in the middle of the night during the full moon. She will come for all of your former competitors- for the concubines of the previous Emperor who remained childless and all the occupants of the cold palace. She will offer tribute in exchange for them. It’s these tributes that will set up the reign of the new Emperor and clear out room and space for the new Emperor’s harem. You will host her all night, the more generous and lavish the feast, the more generous and lavish her tributes will be.' The edict stated.

'It is now to think of how much gold, silver, iron, steel, silk, satin, spices and precious stones you wish in exchange for them. The more trouble they made for you- the more they will be worth, in a very literal sense. Prepare a list of all persons and prepare a list of what you want as well as what your new Emperor will need to solidify his reign. Enclosed in this letter is a painting of Lady Dragon so that you will know it is her. She will come a first time to meet with you in the middle of the night, the second time she comes, she will bring her own carriages to first unload all of the goods agreed upon, and then, once it’s unloaded and they meet with your approval, then the concubines of the former emperor will be loaded onto those same carriages and will leave out of the back gate. And will never be seen or heard from again. Your duty- is to copy this letter in your own hand as instructions for the next Dowager Empress. Include the picture of Lady Dragon and return the new letter to this box, and let the Momo return this box to the extraordinary secret treasure room.’ The letter read as she seemed to blink and then read it again before she seemed to take a few minutes to gather her thoughts.

She made up her mind and immediately got up and she did just as the letter dictated as she got up and went to her desk to write the letter down, word for word before she opened the portrait and committed it to memory before she gave the official order for the ceremony and returned the box into the hands of the Momo that had given it to her.

It was a very anxious few weeks of careful preparations but finally the night came and the Dowager Empress felt like she wanted to pace the entire Forbidden City while she tried to remain patient for Lady Dragon’s arrival.

But suddenly there, was a slight growl, not necessarily heard- but felt- in her bones and the bones of her servants as it seemed Lady Dragon’s presence was felt as it roved the entire Forbidden City, and then the Entire Forbidden Palace- taking it’s time to inspect the inner city and inspect the Six Eastern Palaces and the Six Western Palaces before coming to hers, and appearing as a woman, dressed in blue glowing garments and wearing special dragon scale armor as the Dowager Queen got up and got ready to receive her guest formerly.

“Lady Dragon?” The Head Eunuch asked as he came over to her as she seemed to be appreciating the flowers of the garden.

“Yes?” She answered as she turned and he did his best not to fall down when two glowing dragon eyes came to look at him before he tried to invite her in.

“The Dowager Empress would like the pleasure of receiving you.” He offered before she nodded and followed him as he watched as soon as the light of the candles illuminated her, the more “human” she looked so that the only thing to slightly glow was the iris’ of her eyes and the gleaming glint in her armor as she came and approached the Dowager Empress and knelt and did obeisance at her feet, as was customary for all other concubines.

“I Lady Dragon, do bow in respect and honor of you- Empress Dowager.” She said.

“Please rise- Lady Dragon, I feel it is I who should be bowing to you.” The Dowager Empress noted as she got up to her feet.

“Nonsense, you are the most powerful woman in the world. You have conquered all but one enemy. The final enemy- that is death itself. You have my respect for that. And you have my gratitude for hosting me.” Lady Dragon pleasantly offered.

“Please, I have a feast prepared for us to enjoy.” She invited as she stood and led the way to the feast in the next room.

“May I make you some rejuvenating tea?” Lady Dragon asked the Dowager Empress.

“Oh, of course.” She said before the very same Momo came with a tea set, already ready for a tea service as Lady Dragon took out a small box that had the tea leaves in it and a small set of tongs to select the long tea leaves and began to put them into the special teapot, that looked like it was made out of a blue jade as the water had just been boiled to be poured into the teapot itself.

“Thank you for preparing this for me again.” Lady Dragon thanked the Momo as she took the special tongs to pick up the tea leaves and put each scrolling tendril of the leaf into the teapot before gently picking up the pot and letting them swirl around as the most tantalizing aroma began to fill the air. It smelled so floral for also smelling so sweet and fruity, but a fruit no one could quite put their finger on to identify.

“It smells…exquisite.” The Dowager Empress praised before Lady Dragon and the Momo shared a meaningful smile.

“I would hope so. It’s glowing moonflower tea. Glowing moonflower only grows in a few very special places around the whole world. And glowing moonflower is known as a -cure all- to just about everything. And is capable of restoring the drinker to full health. And even decrease aging to a degree. And then fortify you for decades to come.” Lady Dragon offered before she handed the Momo a special container that held another batch of tea.

“May I present this to you. It’s another special blend of tea. It’s meant to give you a peaceful death when you reach the age when you no longer wish to live in this world. It will make death painless for you so that you can pass over seamlessly. All you need to do- is request for Momo here. And she will come and give it to you when the auspicious time will come.” Lady Dragon offered as she handed it over.

“Do you know when the auspicious moment for me will come?” The Empress Dowager asked curiously, not able to help herself.

“I do. But it is still a very long way off. You have many more decades of happy days and very happy and prosperous years ahead of you to your own satisfaction.” Lady Dragon reassured her as the Momo took it and slipped it into a pocket before the tea seemed to have steeped long enough and Lady Dragon poured out three cups of it. One for the Dowager Empress, one for the Momo and one for herself. As the tea seemed to swirl and dance in the cup, looking like flecks of blue pearls floated in the sapphire blue liquid, that still seemed to glow from the cup.

“Please Momo, please taste this for us to assure all that it is not poisonous or dangerous.” Lady Dragon invited before the Momo drank it and then slowly, then all at once, she transformed from a very aged Momo- to a young woman once more.

“It’s perfect.” She smiled.

“It’s wonderful to see you so young again my friend.” Lady Dragon grinned as she took another cup and held it up to the Dowager Empress ceremoniously as the Dowager Empress took it but waited to drink it as Lady Dragon got her cup last before the Momo took her cup to toast to whatever Lady Dragon would toast.

“I toast to you and your success in both guiding the Emperor to the throne, as well as yourself to your own, long may you reign.” She toasted before she began to drink as the Dowager Empress did the same and welcomed the feeling of her own health being restored as she felt 30 to 40 years younger and looked at least 20 years younger too.

“Wow.” The Dowager Empress marveled as she looked at her now, much younger hands as even the gray in her hair started to wash away and back to an inky black and shine as it did in her youth.

“Please, won’t you have Momo stay and join us for this feast? I also wish for her to be our recorder and record the negotiations for the Late Emperor’s concubines as well as the occupants of the cold palace.” Lady Dragon requested politely.

“Of course. Please join us Momo.” The Dowager insisted before another chair was brought before the three ladies started to enjoy the most lavish feast The Dowager Empresses was sure to ever be had for her reign.

It was like that tea was half rejuvenating tea, and half wine! Soon everyone’s heart was merry as Lady Dragon relished in the retelling of exactly what the Dowager Empress had to do, and the intrigues both suffered, endured and planned and executed so that she could place her Prince as on the Dragon Throne and as The Emperor, while candidly discussing her true thoughts about who her son was thinking about enthroning as his Empress. It was like they could eat and talk and gossip and laugh the entire night away and it wasn’t until the Dowager Empress yawned that it soon was contagious.

“Oh dear, it’s only an hour before sunrise. Here, for the sake of time. I have already compiled a list of what I feel is fair for the remaining concubines.” Lady Dragon offered as she pulled a list out of her pocket and handed it over to the Dowager Empress who took it and read it over.

“Ah, indeed, very generous, too generous perhaps, make it a single tael of silver instead of gold for those in the Cold Palace.” The Dowager Empress offered, impressed at the almost embarrassingly generous terms offered for every single one of her surviving compatriots in the Imperial Harem.

“Fine, two taels of gold, 100 yards of silk and this, for the ladies of the Cold Palace.” She offered before she pulled out of her other pocket a box and inside it, a hair pin, made out of vibrant blue jade and inlaid with gold and even enamel.

“Oh, you drive such a hard bargain.” The Dowager Empress waived off as she smiled happily at the hairpin, knowing she would look most regal and exquisite wearing it as she seemed to recall, the late Dowager Empress, wore something similar to this and was even buried with a hairpin like this in her white hair when she had died.

“I do. Do you accept?” Lady Dragon asked.

“I do.” The Dowager Empress nodded.

“Then please sign your name next to mine.” Lady Dragon offered before she did as Lady Dragon added the items for those in the Cold Palace and gave it back to the Dowager Empress.

“Keep this and make preparations to receive the goods indicated. I will be back in one month. At sunrise, on the morning of the next full moon. I will come with everything that is specified in this agreement. Please have all those detailed in the agreement ready to depart. Only personal servants are allowed with the concubines. All other staff of the palace must remain with the palace.” Lady Dragon dictated.

“It will be done and they will be ready. Thank you so much for blessing me with your presence, and the glowing moonflower tea.” The Dowager Empress thanked her as they all stood from their seats as Lady Dragon bowed respectfully as the Dowager Empress also bowed respectfully in turn.

“I’ll will see you in a month. As always, it’s a pleasure to see you again Momo Xiu. I look forward to catching up with you in a month.” Lady Dragon said before she left and vanished into the dark night before a growling wind was soon felt as she departed, like a phantom in the night.

The Dowager Empress turned to Momo Xiu and paused before she would go to bed.

“How long have you been with us?” She asked her.

“Since the first emperor of the Great Qing dynasty.. Lady Dragon keeps a Lady in every harem around the world and only changes them out with new dynasties. I am the one for this dynasty.” Momo Xiu answered before she bowed and departed and left to go to her special space within the Forbidden Palace.

True to her word within one month exactly, Lady Dragon was back, only this time, dressed in bright blue silk clothing, looking quite human. And could almost pass as a Momo of the Harem.

And at the southern gate only a few moments before sunrise. Suddenly the largest and longest train of carriages and carts were there, ready to be received.

The guards nearly fainted when they looked out one moment to see nothing, then suddenly a vast train was suddenly approaching, just as the sun rose over the horizon.

“I am Lady Dragon, here with the agreed upon tributes for the Dowager Empress and the rest of the Imperial Harem.” She announced before they immediately opened the doors for her to walk in as she led the way as the guards just stared, slack jawed at all the covered carts and carriages. It was the largest tribute they had ever seen and it continued until she reached the Dowager Empress’ palace.

Even she was near speechless to see it all.

“Now, if you will be so kind as to have the palace servants unload it and count it, to make sure it is what we agreed upon?” Lady Dragon asked before all the eunuchs and maids all unloaded it all, having to fill up every store house in the Forbidden Palace as even some was immediately gifted to the very palaces that these concubines were leaving from as the concubines could only stare in resentment. That all their years of fruitless waiting, that what they were seeing was what they were worth and it embittered them. But no sooner had the carts been unloaded as the tally for what was given was taken and then given to the Dowager Empress. All while Lady Dragon and Momo Xiu seemed to speak in another language entirely the whole time, like two friends catching up as they sat on a bench together while the Empress sat in her favorite seat in the gardens, under a cabana to keep the sun off of her.

“Lady Dragon, you have given me too much! I thought we agreed on only one hundred yards of silk for those the Cold Palace. Not one thousand, one hundred!” The Dowager Empress flushed as she stood at her feet and looked at the long tally and compared them to the agreed upon list that had been given to her by Lady Dragon a month prior.

“It’s not a mistake. You never dictated what you were worth in the harem before you became the Dowager Empress. You are the most precious of all. You left that blank. So I filled it in for you. A thousand yards of brocade silk in every color in the rainbow. A thousand taels of gold and a thousand tales of silver and a thousand bricks of jade, and a treasure trove of other goods. See?” She asked as she pulled out her own copy of the agreement to see where she had written all of that in herself as the Dowager Empress wanted to both laugh and cry at the same time.

“My Lady, I’m indebted…” The Dowager Empress tried to bow but Lady Dragon stopped her and instead took her hands into her own.

“You are not indebted. You have finally been paid for your own sacrifices for the harem and the nation. You earned it with every tear you shed in pain, in every heart break, in every heartache, in every disappointment, in every sadness, loss and woe. Do you really think the Heavens themselves were not keeping track of such things from the very stars you look upon at night?” Lady Dragon asked as she then let go to put her hand to the Empress’ cheek to wipe a tear that was falling from her eye as she gave the Empress Dowager the most comforting, reassuring look as the Empress' lip trembled as she fought to stay in control of her emotions and not lose her composure.

“Do you remember how, when you were first chosen for the Late Emperor, you felt ordinary, and plain. And unworthy?” Lady Dragon prompted with a comforting smile as the Dowager Empress nodded as she tried to regain her composure.

“Let this be proof, that you were always worthy of the Grace of Heaven. Let this be known and felt by you- your Highness. Heaven itself approves of you and gives you its grace, its peace and its tranquility.” Lady Dragon offered before the Dowager Empress felt such things wash over her as she found her composure and began to heal her own hurts from her own past.

"Thank you." Dowager Empress offered.

“You are more than welcome. Now, you can lead the Emperor as the Son of Heaven he is to the glorious future that is surely before him. He still needs you and your guidance. Continue to do so with all success. For even he will live a long and happy life. And your decendants will become like the grains of sand in the sea.” Lady Dragon smiled as she withdrew to a more “proper” distance.

“May we depart in peace.” Lady Dragon offered with one last deep bow before she gave the order and those who had been driving the carts, invited the ladies and their households into the now, almost magically transformed carriages.

“Depart in Peace.” The Dowager Empress said to Lady Dragon’s retreating form as she nodded and then left the way she came in, the same carriages now taking up the same order they came in- in- to leave and pass through the three gates and out of the back entrance.

However, once the party seemed to go up a mountain pass, soon, the whole train of carriages was magically transported to a special restaurant in a mountain valley, overlooking the Forbidden City.

“Please, come in, eat and rest.” Lady Dragon invited all of them to do as they all came in and sat down to a banquet that was already set out and still steaming hot as she urged them all to start eating as soon as they would find whatever seat they wanted at any table they wished.

The concubines felt like this might as well be their last meal and slowly began to eat before the flavors of the food soon enticed their appetites to eat, And the more they ate, the less resentful and spiteful they felt as they all did as they drank the heavenly tasting blue tea that practically glowed in their cups as they didn’t seem to notice right away, how many were regaining youth and health and soundness of mind and body as they did. And grew more contented and peaceful in mind, body and spirit.

“Now, has everyone eaten and drank to satisfaction?” Lady Dragon asked once they all seemed to stop eating and simply sipped on their tea as they, for once, enjoyed genuine conversation with others from the harem, as if, in the trip leaving the palace, and in the course of eating this one meal and drinking their cups of tea, all the hurtful past they had with each other was washed from their memories, and only the good and fond memories remained as they felt like they simply renewed friendships with each other. All bitter rivalries were even forgotten. As those who were once in the Cold Palace, had they lost their sanity, regained it. As the life they had once lead, seemed like a distant memory as even the servants were invited to sit beside them and eat, as all were welcomed equally.

“Yes.” They all answered.

“Now, all of you have a choice to make as an individual. Usually for ladies in your positions, you usually only have two choices. One, become nuns and devote yourselves to whichever deity you want to. Or, go back home to your families, but usually there is a taboo for returned concubines who do not devote themselves as nuns. However, I have a third option for you.” Lady Dragon began. Her voice, while being heard by everyone in the room, was never so loud that she was shouting but was heard as if she was in front of each one of them.

“The third option, is The Golden Path. You see, I live on an island. With incredibly rich resources, known as Taloa. Taloa has an overabundance of food, clothing and shelter and treasures beyond imagination and understanding. It’s practically a paradise. The tea that you’ve been drinking, is glowing moonflower tea. Glowing moonflower grows like wild weeds there and even in the dead of night, glows just as brightly as the moon in the sky, lighting all paths in and around everything. The people are very pleasant and respectful. However, there is no master, and no slave there. There is no class system. No hierarchy. There is of course law and order, but there is no crime, nor punishments. No violence, no war. Only peace and prosperity. However there is just one thing that is lacking in Taloa.” Lady Dragon explained as nearly everyone was leaning forward to hear her, half entranced, half in disbelief.

“No daughter has been born on Taloa soil for the last 300 years. It's why I must leave and go to every harem I can to find women worthy of Taloa. The last harem who came- came 31 years ago. And 30 years ago, just like the last three hundred years- the generation was only male. It is not a curse per-say, it is a result of a mineral in the soil that we can not remove. It makes everything that grows there and that can be found there, better in quality than anywhere else in the world. And it gives until there is no more want, except for a daughter. Every family has nothing but sons. Sons who are now of marriageable age who are all eager to have a wife. Every single one of them would worship any wife like she is a goddess. And treat her like the treasure she is. Dignify her, respect her, adore her, treasure her, dote on her, love her in every way imaginable and clothe her in splendor." Lady Dragon explained.

"Every woman can make her own home her own palace. As large as she can manage it on her own and with the help of her sons. Every man has a job in trade and in art. Making the very goods that were just traded for you. And to those of us on Taloa, what we gave for each and every single one of you, is like a film of dust on a scale and in all honesty- is practically charity that we give to the other harems in the world." She continued.

"Because the truth- is that it is you- each and every single one of you young ladies- who are the real treasures here. What I am offering you on The Golden Path, is a husband who will only want one wife. Who will think of his wife as the most beautiful woman in the world, who will be completely, perfectly devoted to her and her happiness. Along with in-laws who are grateful and delighted to have any of you as a daughter in law and will treasure you. And never make your life hard, but instead, ask how they can make it better. Each one will love you as the individual you are. And not for any status, or any other connections you had, put purely for your gifts and talents and personality." She revealed.

"But, it has to be your choice to make and every journey has to start with you making the first steps of your own initiative and for yourself and yourself alone. Either the Golden Path, the nunneries at any temple of your choosing, or back to your homes, to live out the rest of your life in solitude because of the unfortunate taboo of the culture you were brought up in. That is why I came to the Emperor’s harem. That’s why I go to every Emperor’s harem all over the world, asking, begging and pleading for any who will answer this call. Because without me bringing more women for Taloa’n men to marry, we will die out once they grow old and gray without wives to mother the next generation. And until we find the solution for the phenomenon, this is the best that we can do to keep our own civilization alive and prosperous.” Lady Dragon explained as she held out her hands in a pleading gesture as she entreated them.

“You have until you are out of tea to decide. Those who choose the temples. Go towards that exit, marked “Temple”. And the carriages will take you to any temple you wish to go to. If you still wish to return home. Please, exit this building marked “Home”. And the carriages will take you to your individual homes. But if you choose to go make Taloa your new home and walk The Golden Path of Paradise itself, please, pass through this exit behind me.” She offered as she gestured to the large doorway with the letters of name- made out of gold, with gold pillars and golden tiles on the very floor under the sign that led out of the main dining room as she then thanked them for listening to her plea and left them to make their minds up as she left and walked down the golden tiles and out of the door outside as those who were inside to murmur to themselves as they all seemed to take a moment to think it over.

“I don’t need that long to decide. A husband who really loves me? And give me more than just lipservice? I volunteer!” One of them exclaimed as she chugged what tea was left in her cup and got up and hastily followed Lady Dragon while others seemed to come to the same conclusion and soon, many had chosen to follow her and soon practically flooded the Golden Path exit as they were all eagerly choosing the same as even those who glanced reluctantly at the other two options before they soon took one last, sip of their cups and then chose for themselves.

Those who chose the temples, chose them. Those who chose to go home, even with the stigma, even with the taboo, did. And within only a moment, were magically transported there before they were dropped off and the carriages disappearing the moment they were out of sight. But all memories of Lady Dragon and the journey forgotten the moment they stepped into the carriages to go to the various temples or to go home.

The ladies who chose the Golden Path watched in amazement as the carriages formed on a road, that led from the banquet house, but led to a cliff.

“Let’s go home.” Lady Dragon offered before she did a motion with her arms and suddenly, a huge portal opened and indeed, there was a paradise on the other side where the golden path of bricks continued on the other side as they all soon followed the gold bricked path and passed through the portal, as they watched as they all practically passed from mountain side, to hill side where the winding road snaked through the hills and fields as others were along the side of the road, cheering, and throwing flower petals at them, and welcoming them as they passed through a large, stately complex of large houses, practically mansions, peppered with restaurants, markets, theaters, and other amusements once the carriages stopped they were all invited to stay with Lady Dragon while they acclimated and that once they would find a husband of their own, they would make his house her home by joining him in it- if he and his home and family would court her heart there.

And once here, that's when they saw that each area was it's own 'district' that catered to the tastes and styles of each kind of imperium and many others they had yet to hear or learn about as it seemed there were peoples of all kinds here, all intermingled, and all speaking purely their language but also- a second that was a blend of all the other kinds of languages together.

It was only Lady Dragon who seemed to have servants. All of them aged quite a bit older than her. Like they would be Lady Dragon’s grandmother’s age.

“Where is your mother?” A few curious ones asked her.

“She passed away not that long ago. I was the last girl born on the island. But the Blue- Gold Dragon's spirit that is with me- that allows me to travel the world with just a few flaps of my wings- will only go to a daughter of Taloa. And so far, I am the last. So the responsibility to keep Taloa going- rests with me. But, once a daughter is born of Taloa, then she will inherit the Blue- Gold Dragon to save others from the harems around the world. And she, will inherit this estate. Because I have tried to lay with every man on the island. And none can impregnate me. And I have born, neither son, nor daughter. And now, I am unfortunately, way past childbearing age. The glowing moonflower tea is the only thing keeping me alive, and looking this young. No matter how old I actually am. I stopped keeping track after my 300th birthday. So now, the entire nation knows that any woman who can come here and bear a daughter, will take on my palace, and my servants and the mantle of Lady Dragon and will be the true ruler of this nation.” She explained as she lead the way as the golden path soon narrowed until it was simply a walking path, leading up to the front door of the largest building on the island, The Dragon Palace. It is where the Golden Path ended as those at the base, noticed that the way the palace was set up and built, when contrasted with the rest of the island behind it, it almost looked like a coiled dragon, sleeping peacefully on a hill, from the way the tiles, rocks and stones were laid on the outside walls of the palace and noticed that up here, it looked out all around the island as a whole as there were golden paths leaving the palace in every direction, that led from the palace to the 8- directions. Like north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-west, west and north west.

Once inside, they were all shown their own sleeping quarters, each it's own bedroom- along with new stacks of clothing to wear, of the finest silks and satins as something of a dowry was laid out around the room. Each one taking whichever bedroom down the wing that struck her fancy the most.

However, that first night, some of them got sick, like a small percentage of the overall.

“I thought no one got sick?” The new young women asked in the morning as they watched as the sick were moved to a different wing of the house as they watched on as Lady Dragon’s servants wore masks and other clothing to keep any sickness from spreading as they were directed to have breakfast with Lady Dragon.

"Lady Dragon? I thought no one ever got sick here?" Djedje asked.

“Ladies, there is only ever 1 thing that can appear to be a sickness, but it is not a true sickness. However, it does happen to a small portion of newcomers can be suseptable to. It's an allergic reaction to glowing moonflower pollen. I have a wing in my house where those who show such an allergy are kept separated and the air is filtered and purified to keep the pollen out of the air. And everything is washed so as to remove as much glowing moonflower contamination as possible. But it only shows the morning after the first exposure. When you all drank it at the restaurant last night. The others who stayed behind, will only get something of flu like symptoms for only a day because they only had the one exposure. But living here, you are constantly being exposed to it. But if you are not sick yet, you will never get sick. But those who did start to get sick last night, have deteriorated as badly as they have. Which is why the flu like symptoms appear to be so bad. Getting them quarantined is the best thing we can do for them- and then- slowly we will help them build up a tolerance if at all possible. But that is only if we can get the symptoms under control. It only affects a few from each group brought in. For the vast majority- glowing moonflower boosts health. It’s only a few that it poses a threat to. And if you are not affected yet, you will never be affected and the glowing moonflower will nourish you the same way it has nourished me. The same way it has nourished everything and everyone else here.” Lady Dragon soothed them as she sat at the head of the long table while eating breakfast with them.

“After breakfast, I strongly encourage you to go out into the various markets and get what you want. You should all have coin purses and special paper money. It should be more than enough to buy whatever your hearts would desire. And with them- is a paper that explains what each bill and what each coin is worth and the money and change system here. And tomorrow, your purses will be refilled. You can spend every coin and bill you have today and be given a full refill tomorrow if you wish and another the day after that and the day after that and so on- until you find a husband, for as short or as long as that would take. Everyone in Taloa is a soverign citizen and earns a yearly allowance that is paid out daily to them to spend how they wish and any goods they produce, or any art they make is only to add on to their basic income that coveres everyone's wants and needs. You can be as generous or as stingy as you would like with it. But know that the more generous you are in the market and with others, the more generous the natives will be with you." She revealed.

"My only caution is to be mindful of potential mother in laws, eager to practically sell their sons to you as husbands. Those would most likely be the most pushy of sales ladies in the markets.” Lady Dragon gently teased with a giggle which got them to giggle in turn.

“Like how pushy?” Huan asked.

“While they will not take your hand and lead you down any alleys and shove their sons into your faces, they will tell you all about them and show you pictures of them and praise their sons talents. Since every man in Taloa is a tradesman and an artisan and is in the trade he finds the most joy, delight and satisfaction in. Many will happily feed you lunch and then invite you to come for dinner to meet their sons in person- when their sons would be done with work for the day. And know that every son here- comes with a very handsome dowry along with dowries for their sons future wives as well. All of these sons have spent their entire childhoods and early adulthood- creating extraordinary gifts for their future brides. Like any bird building a nest for it’s prospective mate. Like any peacock, they will want to show you their fancy plumage and their fancy dances. Most are even musically gifted and will compose songs and poetry for you- right in the street. Like I said, you are all practically walking goddesses to them, and they are all eager to find one to give exclusive devotion to.” Lady Dragon explained with a bright happy smile as she sipped on her morning tea with juice mixed in.

“When you said no daughter is born and Taloa, would that affect the animals?” Shen asked curiously.

“No, the animals are unaffected and will birth both girls and boys so the food sources are always protected. However, some here have devoted their lives to farming. Every house has it’s own garden and any surplus is traded for any deficiency, if there is ever any deficiency. But the quality of your food should be better than even the Imperium could ever provide you.” Lady Dragon offered before an attendant came and informed her that all those affected by the allergy were now quarantined and showing some signs of improvement already which gave her relief and relief to the others at the table.

“Oh good. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have to see to the sick now and check in with my palace doctors to make sure their care is ensured. Please, take all the time you need and eat to your satisfaction before enjoying the day.” She invited before she got up and went with her servants to the quarantined area that was guarded so that only she and her servants would access the sick before the others took her invitation and ate to their satisfaction and then left the table, returning to their rooms to get their money and learn the money system before they went out and found the markets just as Lady Dragon predicted.

Lady Dragon found each patient in bed as the glass surrounding them was closed off and frosted on the sides so that they had some privacy from each other.

“They are each cued up. You will need to harvest at the bare minimum- 10 this time , but 15 would be better. But as you have always desired, I have only marked up the worst offending ones for harvesting. But you would be better off getting at least 15, if not 20. Twenty five would be ideal- so that we can all last until the next harem is available.” Khamo urged Lady Dragon.

“And it’s going to be a few decades before the next one is available.” Lady Dragon sighed as she looked at her patients and saw the list of offenses they had incurred in their past life in the Imperial Harem and agreed that these were the worst of the worst, often harming the imperial heirs and others. Which Lady Dragon did not tolerate any harm to ever come to an innocent, especially a child who had no fault but be born a prince or a princess.

“She’s first, prepare the tea.” Lady Dragon pointed to the first name clipboard before she dressed in a special gown and put on a special face mask to enter the room as Khamo prepared the death tea.

“I’m so sorry this is happening to you. And I’m sorry I didn’t warn you that some could be allergic to the glowing moonflower, of the hundreds that came over the portal bridge, I’m sorry that it was you who got sick the most.” Lady Dragon cooed as she sat on this concubines bedside and gently got her hand in her own and started to softly, gently stroke it to soothe her.

“Am I going to die?” Mei asked with tears in her eyes.

“Yes, I’m sorry. But you are unfortunately past the point of healing. But I have a tea, it has milk of poppy in it. And it will take your pain and discomfort from you. And allow you to pass as peacefully as possible. In as much comfort as I can afford for you." Lady Dragon answered with a sorrowful frown and nod to her head.

“It’s ok. I knew I had sinned too much and too many times against others to ever be worthy to live in this paradise.” Mei tried to soothe herself as Lady Dragon’s touch was a great comfort.

“Don’t say such nonsense. You were desperate in your old life. You were the hand and tools of others in their various plots of intrigue. I know, that you- were only retaliating in kind to the intrigues set against you. It’s ok, you’re forgiven.” Lady Dragon soothed before Khamo came in with a single teacup.

“Here, sit up, drink this, it will ease your pain.” Lady Dragon invited as she pulled another pillow from under the bed frame to help Mei sit up then lay back at an incline that was much more comfortable to drink from before Lady Dragon took the teacup off the tray and handed it to Mei before Mei took it took the lid off and took a tentative sip.

“It is sweet, like…sweet fruit and honey. It’s floral- like fruit blossoms. It’s delicious.” Mei praised as she began to drink more and more of the tea, finding it was practically addictive before she drank it all and Lady Dragon took the teacup and its lid back from her and put it back onto the tray to be washed thoroughly and prepared for it’s next use before Lady Dragon took her hand again in her own.

“Just relax and close your eyes. You’re not alone. I’m right here with you. You’re safe, you’re warm, you’re happy and you’re content.” Lady Dragon offered as Mei’s breathing began to slow as her eyelids got heavier and heavier.

“Just fall into it, like it’s sleep.” Lady Dragon murmured in a soft whisper before Mei fell first into sleep, but not to a dream before Lady Dragon pulled the life from Mei through her face mask as she breathed in Mei's last dying breath, breathing in her life force as the face mask caught it and it glowed as the glow in Lady Dragon's eyes grew brighter before the glow faded from the mask. Lady Dragon also pulled the remaining life in her body through her hold on her and even pulled everything she could from Mei’s body as Lady Dragon took another big, breath in, the glow traveling from Mei's body, through her arm and into her hand in it's hold in Lady Dragons hand before her body practically turned to dust once all life and usefulness was leeched, her own life source becoming renewed and refilled from Mei’s life until all that was left, was her body’s dust on the bed before Lady Dragon wiped it off on a cloth as she got up.

“One down, 39 to go. Just in case.” Lady Dragon grinned with a wink to Khomo who smiled as Lady Dragon touched Khomo on the shoulder before Khomo regained a portion of her own youth and stood up straighter. Since a life force could be harvested by Lady Dragon and shared with all of her servants before she repeated the process with all the others. Each of her servants taking turns in the room with her to receive their portion of the life force to sustain them as well as they then began to de-age to look more closer to Lady Dragon’s parent age, than a grandparent.

The glass around the medical bay was unfrosted and the glass panels were slid and folded back to be a gorgeous piece of art- etched onto different the layers of glass that you could only see and appreciate once all the glass panels were on top of each other.

The ashen dust like remains were collected and swept into a special hexagonal cylinder with their names written on the cap before they were sealed and then placed in the Hall of the Living Dead in the basement as Lady Dragon simply sat and watched as the latest “batch” were added to her comb as she walked along the walls, and touched them, remembering taking the lives of each of them as she walked along all the other imperial concubines she had ever harvested from. She couldn't help but feel a sense of pride that she got justice for the departed and brought even the aggressor, a measure of peace too so that justice was tempered with mercy.

She even walked to the previous comb from the previous dynasties before she walked all the way back, through the rows and rows of comb. Each comb filled with hundreds of thousands of cylinders like cells of honey in a bee hive before she went back to where the Blue Dragon’s corpse was still waiting as she put as much life force that her servants did not take a measure of and poured it into him, keeping only the bare minimum for herself and smiled when there was soon muscle underneath his scales. But still, he would not breathe, and he would not live. Only rest until she harvested enough life to resurrect him fully.

“Soon My Love. Hopefully it will only take less than a dozen more harems to reawaken you.” She began to cry as she pressed a kiss to the dragon’s forehead before petting it affectionately.

Then she laid against his head, the crook of his neck and shoulder, the same place she had been in- at his death so many hundreds of years before as she pet his pretty blue scales with the gold outline and holographic sheen.

“Soon My Love. I’m sorry it can’t be sooner. Every time there is another harem, I can only take so few. I have to sustain myself and our household. If I take too many, the others will become suspicious. The Ming at least kept thousands in their harem at a time and we were able to take the same percentage. But this Qing is adverse to taking too many concubines so I can only get away with a couple dozen and I’m only able to give you a third of what I take. We can’t afford to have another uprising like the kind- you and I lead against the first Lady Dragon who took all she wanted indiscriminately. I have made a promise to you and myself- to only take the most wicked. And those that were guilty of the most harm, especially those that harmed children, both born and unborn. And especially those who would never be repentant and showed no remorse, unlike the first Lady Dragon who only took the youngest because they could offer her the most life. But you’ve been sleeping and resting and waiting so patiently. Just a little more My Love. But our island nation is growing! Our island is still sustaining life. Once we break the curse and can sustain ourselves with daughters, then we will be ok. Then I will be able to consume entire harems and I will be able to wake you then. But until that day comes- like the adage- 'slow and steady wins the race' right?” She offered as tears formed in her eyes as she pet his head as if he was really just sleeping before she hugged him as best as her body would allow before she fell asleep against her dearest love in the world. Determined to wait patiently for this cycle to continue until the curse would be broken and lifted to be reunited with him once again.

#Monster March 2024 #Monster March 2024- Day 13- Vampire-Adjacent with a Twist #The Golden Path #I've been saving this idea for a while.#And while it's not the 100k epic I originally planned or envisioned. It'll do for now.

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