#again this is a joke for legal purposes

[jade-of-mourning]

PSA: Taiwan is MAJORLY TRANSPHOBIC!!11!!11!;1!!

Taiwan is the ultimate transphobe! Why, you may ask? Because they trap POOR, INNOCENT BLAHAJ inside CLAW MACHINES! The biggest scams of all time!

Every blahaj I tried to free, there were hundreds more trapped in their glass closets! Every single one of them were begging to be released and loved and aggressively squished affectionately.

Look at them. Look at those small, helpless blahajs trapped, never to be freed. I watched several of their captors reach inside the glass closet to reposition them so they can never come out. I mean escape. This is actual transphobia.

The claw machine? Combined with those poor blahaj, it's the ultimate scammer of trans people, who will spend all their money hopelessly trying to free their only source of comfort, and then leave them monetarily lacking and unable to afford anything else! It's a scam and it's targeting me, their target audience, the CONSUMER, I'm telling you!

And the few blahaj that do escape? They're subject to be labeled as FOOD, shoveled into spoons instead of cardboard boxes!

Free the blahaj. Free them, or Taiwan will have inflicted the worst crimes upon the trans community for all time.

#blahajabuse #freetheblahaj #taiwantransphobic

(to clarify -- this post is all in satire)

[letsplayeternity]

Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h

[shepscapades]

hello!! does joel have any sort of big role in the dbhc au?? just wonderin', since he's one of my favorite little block people! :D

(also your xisuma comics. ALL of your comics, really!!! SO, SO GOOD!! you kick my theory brain into gear and i seriously thank you for that, LOL <3)

TUMBLR USER I’M A LOAF!!!!! HI thank you for your ask, first and foremost: I’m obsessed with the tags you put on my comics and posts and everything in general, they literally always make my day and I’m sat giggling and kicking my feet every time without fail!!! Your commentary and theories make me so happy :D the feedback and the Game-Theorizing is honestly what inspires me to keep making art so thank you for your support and general insanity it means a lot to me :]

BUT ANYWAY your actual question— I don’t have anything “specific” planned for Joel as of now, though I definitely have a lot of thoughts about him as a character and his relationship with etho and bdubs (as per the brief posts I made about double life and bdubs’ attempts to get Etho to redeviate). I’d love to get more in the weeds about Joel’s double life and honestly, double life in general :D

[warpedpuppeteer]

Thinking about how Buck's jealousy was misplaced and he was actually looking for Eddie's attention and how maybe Eddie's breakdown about his partner's death wasn't all about Shannon but about Buck too (3 minutes and 17 seconds).

[ratasum]

[baeshijima]

anyway ive now finished the lantern rite quest with just under an hour before it goes and

[acepalindrome]

If BioWare had written BG3, there would have been a dialogue option to tell Astarion he should forgive Cazador.

[youmakemestrong]

guys don’t get too excited

round one was eleanor

round two was tina

we still have to suffer through gretchen

[aresisland]

adding this to the "sonic needs to rest" compilation that's going around

[mistressemmedi]

If its the driver's fault and not the people's who job it is to make those calls, why not just fire them and have more money for a better car since Lewis is doing 10 jobs anyways? What about that? I bet he could run social media, too. He certainly has more interest than Merc.

If its the driver's fault and not the people's who job it is to make those calls, why not just fire them and have more money for a better car since Lewis is doing 10 jobs anyways? <- i mean, Seb was basically doing it all while he was at Ferrari 😂 so it is a possibility lmao

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Eddie has rainbow decorations on his store. he is gay.

Sally's house is mostly rainbow. therefore-

[bumblebeebats]

My first act as God will be to redesign the UI of the human body because let's face it, the current model sucks ass. How the hell am I supposed to diagnose needs and problems when 90% of maladies present as the same combination of 'headache,' 'fatigue,' 'dizziness,' and 'nausea'???? If my car flashed the same four lights when it needed a wiper fluid refill as when it was about to catch fire, that would be a BADLY DESIGNED CAR. I propose a series of 50 warning lights handily displayed on the forearm corresponding to various organ functions, as well as a HUD designed to alert the user to the presence of any developing infections or deficiencies in vitamins and nutrients. Also, pain will be entirely fucking replaced by an annoying pop-up. My next act as God will be to kill Elon Musk

[sorryiwasasleep]

Happy Pride and a reminder that the first Pride was a riot 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[dreaminrainbows]

BUA -> new album that sings about love -> speculation being about her -> making sure everyone and their mother knows it was written before her -> tour -> new one -> rinse -> repeat

[clearlitebergaming]

some people on reddit and twitter is getting upset at Solution 9 and lamenting that ffxiv is loosing integrity as medieval fantasy.

aight first off, xiv is fantasy, yes, it was never medieval. giant robots are regularly used since 1.0. they have guns.

ffxiv is not medieval fantasy, ffxiv is tokusatsu

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Harry who hurt you? And why did you have to hurt us?