#I do not care. And one day in the utopian transhumanist future I shall replace my shitty fucked up wrist with a new cyborg one

[bumblebeebats]

My first act as God will be to redesign the UI of the human body because let's face it, the current model sucks ass. How the hell am I supposed to diagnose needs and problems when 90% of maladies present as the same combination of 'headache,' 'fatigue,' 'dizziness,' and 'nausea'???? If my car flashed the same four lights when it needed a wiper fluid refill as when it was about to catch fire, that would be a BADLY DESIGNED CAR. I propose a series of 50 warning lights handily displayed on the forearm corresponding to various organ functions, as well as a HUD designed to alert the user to the presence of any developing infections or deficiencies in vitamins and nutrients. Also, pain will be entirely fucking replaced by an annoying pop-up. My next act as God will be to kill Elon Musk