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// should he try to get with ed
#im joking im joking plesae dont kill me#im JOKING#i do not MEAN IT#it came up in my fucking head bc both of them crush on starlo and cant have him#again i am JOKING#luckheart#undertale yellow oc
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how dare you say I make him gregnant?! For this, I curse you.
The flesh shall entomb thy walls, thy halls, thy ceilings and floors, and digest you for seven months and seven days, for the burning of your flesh will be the lullaby I sleep to.
Joking! Your actual punishment is these zombie and werewolf doc drawings I made (yes I am aware I should be a horror writer)
and now the werewolf
I LOVE IT but can you make him pregnant still
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B, I've been on SSRIs my whole life, a cheeky reach-around isn't going to finish the job
oh shit, someone else is being cheeky as well I see lol
that sucks. some girls just cant get the job done lmao
#livs ask box#ask me stuffs#mr attitude#again i am joking#i have to say this because i have no emojis lol
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The Feywild has LASER dragons
#critical role#bell's hells#cr3e48#cr spoilers#cr lb#again i am joking#i don't think this is a laser dragon
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The sad beige kids will have a mrntal shutdown seeing this stuff in the future
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler fanart#undertaker black butler#undertaker#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#o!ciel#this was a joke post but then I was like what if I attempt a background again#it looks crusty but if u squint from afar it’s ok#the day I fully render a piece is the day I get to retire but I’m like. too lazy#just sketches with colors slapped on top#my friend taught me how to use the perspective tool and I’ve been messing with it but I am -_- lacking in knowledge#though ill mostly likely practice drawing more backgrounds now that I know how it Works
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#sqq#lbh#my art#which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading#and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4#i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this#i was promised a story with my snake boy#because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS#anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them#i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh#i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels#but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen#though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again#if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story#but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P
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with so much love and affection (and very unserious) who made jump F??????????????? who made that decision??? I just wanna talk
Today is launch day - Before you hop in to play #DragonAge: The Veilguard, here are a few tips and tricks from our team.
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‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#poseidon#odysseus#Continuing my running theme of bird gods - Poseidon is an albatross!#Following the whole theme of sailor’s superstitions - one must never hurt an albatross. Lest misfortune be upon ye.#This comic was a lot funnier in my head (though that might be attributed to the fact I’ve had so little time to draw lately -#So all my comics take a a few days to finish... I have more time to get pessimistic and weary of the joke not landing.)#But I hope fellow Odyssey fans can appreciate my vision for a critically underrated scene.#I am once again here to let all those uninitiated know about how funny the Odyssey is.#Poseidon flung himself from Ethiopia to the Mediterranean sea to vibe check a shriveled sobbing man.#Now *that’s* what I call petty bitch behaviour.#I will be back with more comics - ones that are a lot funnier than this one.#Nausicaa's scene is next. If you know you know.#(Thank you again to everyone who chimed in to let me know there *was* overlap and an interest in me posting more Odessey comics!)
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me#(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet#but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him#i adore crowley don't get me wrong#(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them#just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like#and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad#it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder
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Roomies
The original !
#Sorry this is deeply unserious it will happen again#Also if any of yall thought i would make any form of angst with them you are sorely mistaken#They get to be silly. as a lil treat IS THAT SO BAD#I am just /joking#life series#trafficblr#life series fanart#mcyt fanart#secret life#secret life fanart#secret life smp#slsmp fanart#grian fanart#zombiecleo fanart#ethoslab fanart#roomies#dogieboogie art
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getting rid of her autism :/
#caption is a joke#i am joking#i have that#it is 1 am :3#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#but evil and fucked up#I LOVE FIDDAUTHOR YURI !!!#genderbend#if you look closely#art#fidds has pcos btw#again don't be weird#i've seen other art simmilar to this and wanted to throw my hat into the ring i guess lolz
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Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.
I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.
In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...
So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:
“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'
1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”
2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”
3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”
4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”
Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.
#cactus shut up#Also he said this live on TV and the chapter ended on ''the one who will teach you love is…''#I’m isolating this from Sukuna’s Negative Rizz because I want more people to see and understand Sukuna called Gojo his wife.#Well his girlhusband boywife spouse who is also totally mid and ordinary and the one who could stand by his side.#When the ''Sukuna is having dead wife flashbacks'' is no longer a joke.#I am once again asking. When the everloving fudge did Sukuna decide they were married.#I understand wedding ceremonies weren’t really a thing in the Heian Era. But what the hell Sukuna.#What a fudging sap. I hate him. I’m going to call him slurs.#When I say this motherfudger is Beatrice I’m serious.#He killed Gojo by making him the center of his world and expected this physics major to understand the abstract symbolism of the violence.#Sukuna doesn’t know what to do with his feelings for Gojo and he made it everyone’s problem.#Gege’s toxic doomed yaoi has me Obsessed.#sukugo#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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The Ryoko Kui interview's reception is such a disaster over a pretty normal (yet still flawed) interview between a non-Japanese fan and Japanese artistic. This is discourse for discourse's sake, and it's no surprise that almost every Twitter user I've looked at who's using this interview to parade Kui around as a goated mangaka standing strong against Western ideology is anti-trans.
Like, I do think the interview was kinda wonky with its focus on fandom culture, which Kui clearly didn't have much interest in. But sometimes that happens. Sometimes interactions between two people, especially a fan and a creator, two people who view and interact with a piece of media in completely opposite perspectives, don't click. Does this really need to get blown up into a "West vs. East culture war" issue.
Anyways, Kui saying "I don't consider my audience's interpretations when writing. I leave it to their imaginations, but I have my own read on things too" is the healthiest, most normal thing an artist/writer who wants a non-parasocial audience could say. Artists and writers use this line all the time. If Kui didn't enjoy autistic Laius or Farcille headcanons, she would have probably voiced/signalled her discomfort, like she did on the topic of Senshi fanservice. Overall, Kui handled the interview really well. Props to her to sticking to her guns and keeping a healthy disconnect from the fandom. While I think the interviewer could've/should've been more tactful and restrained, the flaws in their questions is not a symptom of the woke mind virus trying to wriggle its way into the pure Japanese psyche. It's the sign of an over-eager fan who sees a piece of fiction differently than its creator.
#personal#delete later#this isn't even worth talking about in depth#but it's crazy that we're rehashing the “artist intent vs fan interpretation” crap again.#read stuart hall's encoding/decoding.#is it so terrible that laius reads to nd people as autistic even though the writer wasn't thinking about it#is that really something to criticize#also you may think the last sentence is me exaggerating but that's literally what the twt discourse is about#anyways i feel bad for the interviewer who's getting harassed over this#i'm seeing every side of discourse be super uncharitable toward them because it's funnier to make them sound outta touch and confrontationa#like. i'm seeing posts from cool people making the interviewer look like they asked “why did you make laius autistic??”#when the actual text of the interview goes “a lot of nd people interpreted laius as autistic. did you have that in mind when writing him?”#and obviously i think a lot of fandom people upset about this are weird too. joking that kui. a real person. is probably autistic is weird#but who am i more willing to criticize. the overeager parasocial fans taking things a too far and making things kinda weird#or the “kill the woke mind virus” weeabo/otaku terfs who still use the r-slur against queer/nd teen anime fans
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thank you to the person in my rbs who joked abut my gpt kinda looking like jon sims i am. being insane about it
#there is. almost certainly going to be more of this.#these are Kinda Awful but its 11.30pm and they were done in 15 minutes so#i was gonna wait till tmmrw but i. cant i fear i am too obsessed#my art#the-aurora-strikes-again#gunpowder tim#this started as a joke and Quickly Spiralled#cw scopophobia#cw eye contact
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