#afterhoursrambles

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You think trolls have mating seasons?

I know they can reproduce asexually and all, but we've only seen it with Guy Diamond (I have yet to watch the show so correct me if wrong)- But they clearly also reproduce with partners as well

I just like making creatures as feral and animalistic as possible sjdnm,as

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IT IS CANON THAT ELDER TROLLS START TO GO BALD AND LOSE VOLUME OF HAIR-

THERE WAS A GAG IN TROLLS HOLIDAY OF BIGGIE GETTING HIS PANTS RIPPED OFF AND NEEDING TO BE CENSORED--

JUST BECAUSE SOME TROLLS ARE NAKED DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS NOTHING THERE, A KID'S FRANCHISE JUST CAN'T SHOW THEM CANONLY-

SO, I PROPOSE THE IDEA OF SLITS THAT ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE FUR/GLITTER. The organs are stored internally until needed in a male's case. That's why the only way to tell them apart in the movie and shows is whether a troll has eye lashes or not.

Troll Skull Wombs

A heated argument with a friend has resulted in me doing this.

OKAY, so trolls give birth with eggs, right? And the eggs come out of the hair. The eggs must be stored somewhere. And no, no hammerspace. It's skull wombs. Their sexual organs are hidden within their hair. It hides the egg and protects the egg and the troll so predators do not know that the troll is carrying. IT MAKES SENSE.

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To whoever or whatever got me to 62 notifications in the last few hours- it crashed the website when I tried to check them.

I am impressed, considering not much actual smut is written here--

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Salty.. do you think 2012 Mikey calls afab readers pus pus his “ little ice cream kitty “ ?

I am rewatching 2012 and randomly thought of that.

I forgot to respond to this BUT ME AND MY WIFE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU FIRST SENT THIS IN- WE COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

I could see it, but more ironically. He'd tease, but I don't think he'd ever say it seriously jsdnkm

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Big buff people

Men, women- don't matter

That's it that's the post

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Titty

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Alright I know I haven't posted anything but to whoever follows this blog, you HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER. I'm gonna be checking, so either have your age in your bio or send me an ask not on anon saying your age. It could be 18+ or 20+, just something so I know you are above the age of 18.

If you don't put your age or are a minor, you are getting blocked. I'll give you guys a few hours to sort things out before I start going down the list

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Instincts go brrr

Monsters/creatures that have certain courting/mating rituals- call their partners their mate and has a nest and is just so sweet and ARGDSBNAL,NDS

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Getting railed right up against the office door after a peepaw pulled you away from a rather handsy employee or client.

Making damn sure everyone else in the building knows who your belong to and who is in charge in the building.

And you really believe you’re walking out of that damn room on your own two feet????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH No.

You’re getting carried out out that office, looking like a gorgeous little wreck. Daddy’s little slut.

Jessica Rabbit Peepaw Donnie? Damnit he broke the dressing room counter and a mirror….. He’s sliding a few hundreds to the poor janitor, meanwhile, he’s adjusting his dress with you sat on lap.

- screeching at into the void @lexies-reblogs

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Desk sex

Under the desk, over the desk--

Desk sex is where it's at

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Your not wrong-

BUT YOU DIDNT ELABORATE SO I WILL!

CEO/Mafia/Jessica Rabbit Peepaw grumbling angrily over a disrespectful secretary or new hire that wouldn’t let you into his office.

Deciding to

1-Skip a boring meeting

2-Show his employees your his partner

3-Mark another claim on you-

How?

Bending you over his desk and rampaging you-

- @lexies-reblogs (cause being horny off main)

YES

ABSOLUTELY--

Seeing you walk out of that office later, or stumble out with a very pleased looking Peepaw guiding you so you don't fall- you're clothes obviously put back on clumsily and your lipstick all over his collarbone and neck as you pass by the poor soul will teach them to let you into his office the first time next time

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I finally understand your love for Floyd.

I love him.

Send help.

Join me :)

Join the dark side :)

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you all should totally give me blog name ideas for the feral peepaws

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The confidence some of y'all got when on anon is CRAZY /aff

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Dude seeing all these nsfw blogs for people's beloveds is making me want to do something for like the ferals or some shit-

Like a blog solely for the peepaw ferals or something- or make a blog for just one peepaw

If I did which peepaw do you all want?

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