#wha who said that
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pocket-vvardvark · 1 month ago
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I've been thinking about Alethia and who she was before I actually developed her. She had an entirely different background lmao. Her mother was a minor Nord noble living in Cyrodiil while her father traveled abroad for business. Her personality was wildly different, too. She was outspoken, reckless, and promiscuous. I had this wild head-canon I would rotate in my mind that her mother's side was a matriarchal clan full of trained assassins 💀. So glad I split those parts of her personality into Angelica's. I think about it often, like Alethia, girl, you have no idea what you almost were. A femme fatale? Nah, sickly naive little anxious mage that's lactose intolerant be upon ye ✨✨.
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saltyafterhours · 1 year ago
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The confidence some of y'all got when on anon is CRAZY /aff
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twigsyy · 3 months ago
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dad-fucky · 6 months ago
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My problem is i need my cunt abused by an older sibling who's obsessed with how puffy and red it gets when they spank it and how i gasp and scream behind their hand and how i cant stop cumming under their abuse and they cant stop watching my cum trail from their fingers with every hit and how i cant close my legs if i wanted to because theyd force them back open and how if i could still form words i'd beg them not to stop
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guttednight · 7 days ago
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why does he speak like this. i hate him.
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vegas-ventura · 9 months ago
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does he fw short asian latino men per chance
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borkadonk · 1 year ago
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posting this twitter meme doodle here too cuz i think it's funny
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nono-uwu · 3 months ago
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Me to myself: waiter waiter, more yuri please!!!!!
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Yua's looking a lil bug-eyed in that first one ngl (it's ok she's a very cute bug)
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gio-goose · 7 months ago
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Conclave au Sin doodlibobs i am not great at explaining so I won‘t even try KJNSIJSNNJSK
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habibisagi · 5 months ago
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something about shanks screams he likes passing out between thighs,
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hyperbolicangel · 1 year ago
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let’s bring this back. this qifrey exudes such slut energy and i’m so here for it. the book resting against his mouth. the way he’s coyly glancing off to the side at us the viewer. the hand resting on the lower stomach. the way he’s half undressed. the undone collar straps showing off his bare neck. the legs propped up somewhere offscreen. there’s a lot more i could say but let’s leave it at that
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citricacidprince · 1 year ago
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I’d let Max kill, as a treat 💛
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absolutely-not-my-main-blog · 9 months ago
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Hot take 😭
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ratatatastic · 5 months ago
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"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.
And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.
So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.
I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...
At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.
We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.
You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.
I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?
I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!
Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!
For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.
That was my first NHL game.
It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.
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The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)
and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what
#ryan lomberg#lombo what the fuck#for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is#im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is#but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about#the wha the huh#HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here#this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know#completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory#(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT#how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE#hello special little matthew cameo#the homoeroticism of it all#the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights#why did he describe it like that#do you know what “scrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet#knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo#get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect#much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him#and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clear“ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much#yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing
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kraang5 · 8 months ago
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….so uhhh..guess who just found out my mom actually wanted a son , and not a..daughter, which I am.
Like- I’m sorry? I’m sorry I inconvenienced you by being born bro ;-; I DIDN’T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE YA KNOW!?!?!?!
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ofmermaidstories · 3 months ago
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GRAVITY FALLS???? i literally just rewatched the ENTIRE series on disney+ maybe a month ago. YOU ARE SO VALID!!! that show is top tier right next to atla ❤️❤️❤️❤️
oh my god anon PLEASEEE. i ended up rewatching the series TWICE, back to back, because tiktok started feeding me renaissance art from the release of The Book of Bill and like—all of it hurt my feelings LMAO. one of my favourite parts of the show is the bond between the twins and like, people keep separating them. they keep separating them!!! they keep throwing one into a goddamn portal, or throwing the other back in time, or like combine the two—and it was genuinely, genuinely starting to hurt my feelings LMAO. the whole point of the show is dipper and mabel overcoming things!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 anyways, you know what they say… the best defence is writing your own fic and joining the club. 🥹🙏🏽
i did try to fight it though, for the record. 😔🥺 i really, really did. i didn’t want another WIP to fight for attention. but i wanted to talk about it all the time. 😩 i literally have a doc in my notes app that’s just a on-going essay about like, the characters, their relationships to each other, the world around them and then like a shit-tonne speculation of how i can maybe take all that and wriggle it around a little and put it in a fic. 🥹 like—mabel is my favourite. 😩 she is my baby angel glitter girl. and in the series she NEVER gets her man!! in FACT, i think you could argue that like, her lesson, kind of, is that she doesn’t need one yet (valid, bc she’s like 13 lmao) and that the boy she should focus on is dipper (she legitimately says something to this effect too, like, in sock opera i think? because she’d been such a gronk about the puppet boy!). and like dipper kinda goes through the same thing with his crush on wendy, but like—i do think there’s a gravitas afforded to him and his crush that doesn’t get given to lady mabelton. and like yeah they’re different people (different kids) so different lessons—it just (like a lot of things in the show) stuck out at me. and idk. fanfic is like a big fun thought exercise so i do just have to admit that this is a thing we’re gonna add to the collection. 😩😔🙏🏽 i have too many questions and feelings that can only be sorted by writing them out, im afraid. 🥹
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