#wha who said that

[ravenous-thoughts]

Good toys obey

Good toys obey ☆

[saltyafterhours]

The confidence some of y'all got when on anon is CRAZY /aff

[yuliangs]

this clip.........that should be meeeeee

[twigsyy]

[dad-fucky]

My problem is i need my cunt abused by an older sibling who's obsessed with how puffy and red it gets when they spank it and how i gasp and scream behind their hand and how i cant stop cumming under their abuse and they cant stop watching my cum trail from their fingers with every hit and how i cant close my legs if i wanted to because theyd force them back open and how if i could still form words i'd beg them not to stop

[vegas-ventura]

does he fw short asian latino men per chance

[borkadonk]

posting this twitter meme doodle here too cuz i think it's funny

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[beldaroot]

dagda voicing the absurdity of how a hat can distinguish between good and bad and then coco specifically ripping the brim of coustas' hat to show how easily you can switch between a brimhat and a pointy hat... there are layers to this!

[nono-uwu]

Me to myself: waiter waiter, more yuri please!!!!!

Yua's looking a lil bug-eyed in that first one ngl (it's ok she's a very cute bug)

[gio-goose]

Conclave au Sin doodlibobs i am not great at explaining so I won‘t even try KJNSIJSNNJSK

[isatoru]

something about shanks screams he likes passing out between thighs,

[hyperbolicangel]

let’s bring this back. this qifrey exudes such slut energy and i’m so here for it. the book resting against his mouth. the way he’s coyly glancing off to the side at us the viewer. the hand resting on the lower stomach. the way he’s half undressed. the undone collar straps showing off his bare neck. the legs propped up somewhere offscreen. there’s a lot more i could say but let’s leave it at that

[citricacidprince]

I’d let Max kill, as a treat 💛

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Hot take 😭

[ratatatastic]

"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.

And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.

So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.

I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...

At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.

We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.

You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.

I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?

I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!

Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!

For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.

That was my first NHL game.

It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.

[...]

The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)

and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what

[kraang5]

….so uhhh..guess who just found out my mom actually wanted a son , and not a..daughter, which I am.

Like- I’m sorry? I’m sorry I inconvenienced you by being born bro ;-; I DIDN’T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE YA KNOW!?!?!?!