#after nicholas hoult lmao

[nouearth]

[hatchetmode]

Renfield is so......he's so...

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

just went to see renfield, didn't expect to hear any mcr today but man i'm not complaining

[nicoleanell]

I couldn’t decide if Renfield would be fun or a waste of money but all your posts are making me want to see it haha

Listen I don't want to oversell "Renfield", it's a very dumb movie with an extremely predictable plot and hit-or-miss jokes, but it's also fun as hell. It is a solid 90 minutes of EXACTLY what it needs to be and I had a great time, both times.

(I said this to a friend on twitter but when I first heard about this movie being made I was kind of rolling my eyes, but I realize now that was a defense mechanism because I KNEW the power that Renfield as a dewy-eyed tumblr murderboy was gonna have over me.)

Maybe I'm crazy and a specific kind of target audience for this film, but I think they genuinely did... a way better job than I expected with the "Dracula/Renfield as an abusive relationship" thing. The comedy comes from the absurd extremes of the situation, the action scenes in particular are gleefully over-the-top and bloody, but there is this core of earnestness in Nicholas Hoult's performance and the scenes where he plays his fear and broken-ness and self-loathing dead straight.

Meanwhile Nic Cage is Nic Cage-ing it up and being really campy and entertaining whenever he's onscreen, but he's also manipulative and cruel in a way that is actually menacing when it needs to be. So whatever the fuck else is happening (I cannot stress enough AN INSECT IS SNORTED LIKE COCAINE by my new favorite character in the world lmao) there's just the right amount of sincerity and potentially relatable/cathartic stuff underlying it. I can't explain why this movie isnt a tonal mess, but it's not.

(Also: I can confirm after a second viewing with ALL my het goggles on, the second Awkwafina finds out about the familiar stuff they basically drop any pretense of her being his love interest and it becomes more of an alliance/buddies vibe, which is very cute!! Like they don't definitely say not to ship them either, but it's not 100% in either direction about them ending up together.)

(P.S. it really is concerning how attracted I am to Ben Schwartz now. P.P.S. If you've seen the "he won't grow to full power!" bit from the trailer that IS the single funniest line in the movie.)

[betelgeusing]

listen I know this is all over with and done but I’m still annoyed at the knowledge that the choice for the new Batman was between R Pattinson and Nick Hoult and they picked Pattinson

[bisluthq]

Brits being brits is what americans think is gay so true lmao, i remember when kays were saying Joe and Nic were fucking after Venice Film Fest, and like, I WISH THEY HAD THE RANGE (Joe being a bislut is my wish from Santa btw) but they just seem british pals

Bro as someone who’s followed Nic since 2005 that boy is like Kinsey 0 like he’s a whole hetty. No range on him at all. Joe also seems hetty af but I don’t know enough about him lol he hasn’t been on the scene long enough for me to have the same level of confidence but like besties Nicholas Hoult is a very hetty boy who likes blondes with nice titties.

[fearlyssa]

Yeah... no. I will absolutely stop believing if Karlie and Josh have a child. This is where I draw the line, children should never be involved in this kind of things, like ever. It's ugly as hell and I don't want this fandom to have its own babygate tbh

Oh yeah, I for sure agree that that should never happen and I really hope it doesn’t and really doubt it will but unfortunately people do do that sometimes as crazy as it sounds so them having a baby wouldn’t suddenly make me believe they were a legit couple, it would just make me lose faith in Karlie and assume that even if it does look like him that she just wanted a kid (with Taylor I assume but who knows) and used him as a sperm donor because he’s her “husband”. But again, I’m not at all that would actually happen on either end, I was just using that as an example of something even more extreme than a wedding that still wouldn’t make me believe in them because they have zero chemistry and are both very obviously gay imo. Seeing her with Taylor and him with Mikey is like night and day compared to them with each other and Joshlie pre-dates Kaylor do unless Kaylor was just never a thing it’s literally impossible that they’re relationship is legit. Like he was literally there when Kissgate happened and everyone knew about the Kaylor ship after that even if they didn’t believe in it so it’s not like she could’ve even been cheating on him with her. They were either never together or are in some kind of threesome with Taylor when she’s only ever been seen with them like twice. lmao And it’s the same thing with Joe, she was (as far as anyone can tell) still with Karlie when she met him and idk if he has an SO or anything (although I ship him with Nicholas Hoult tbh) but Josh was listed as married on one of those info websites before they even got engaged so there’s that at least. 😂

[saltpepperbeard]

Wait is it like common knowledge that joshifer banged in Hawaii?? Thank you for your extensive joshifer knowledge! I wasn’t in fandom when the hunger games was out so I missed out on a lot of this stuff

It was/is one of the most widely accepted Joshifer headcanons around I’d say. Seems like everyone has reached the same common consensus that SOME kind of sexual something happened then. i suppose you want me to go a little more in detail about said headcanon whoops here i go anyway oh no-

SO, the fandom believes that Hawaii was the big game changer. Like, it was the biggest thing to affect their friendship/relationship and turn things on their head. You see what had happened was, Jen had broken up with Nicholas Hoult right around CF filming time. Now, you take a newly single fiery 20-something on a freaking HAWAIIAN ISLAND with another fiery 20-something year old? And you’re really telling me that NOTHING’S GOING TO HAPPEN THERE LMAO?

So yeah, everyone believes that she took it as an opportunity to test the waters with Josh. He already seemed to be pretty smitten with her during THG filming/promo, so maybe she decided to finally reciprocate things because she could. That, or it was predominantly due to rebound feelings. EITHER WAY, we think she went after him.

And they either attempted a relationship or had sex. And we think, that it scared Jen a little too much. Like, she didn’t want to ruin her friendship with Josh by having sex with him. Or maybe she just wasn’t ready to leap into a relationship with him. So, she went back to what was familiar, and got back together with Nick. And then that following summer, Josh got with Claudia, so it SEEMED like he was trying to move in too, mayhaps?

And okay lmao, this is all a giant fandom-spun theory. There is no solid proof that any of this happened; we all just kind of pieced the puzzle together/wove a story based on the events that were happening at the time, and their personalities. Very heavy speculation, but regardless of how people think sex happened…

…WE REALLY THINK SEX HAPPENED LOL. Or kissing. Or heavy petting. Or lmao SOMETHING, dude. Because look at them during promo, come on now-

[okie-dokies]

Just saw Dark Phoenix and I have to RANT. Spoilers

Soooo I didn’t like it. To clarify, the actors were amazing. It was mainly everything else

Below this is spoilers for the film obvs

- Why would they have the car wreck scene in the beginning?? After that happened Little Jean seemed like a sociopath that had no feelings and creeped me the Hell out. Only to find out X put a block in her mind so she wouldn’t remember that like... why didn’t they let the audience find out what she did the same time she did. That would have been x100 more emotionally impactful 

- They did Raven so dirty. I walked into the film with only 3 main female characters in the series (Jean and Storm can barely count since they were only written in the last 2) and left with 1?? Professor X, her “foster brother” barely mourns and as he watches her die is just like “eh. casualties” like what

- Storm. Storm. I love Storm, she is one of the strongest mutants and is long considered the Mom of the X Men and THEY DO HER SO BAD IT HURTS. She’s nerfed as Hell (why did that lightning look REALLY bad) and there is NO DEVELOPMENT with her relationship with the rest of the members and just suddenly she’s seen teaching kids. She had like 5 lines the whole movie 

- I’m tired of men who don’t know how to write emotional scenes that develop characters to feel like genuine people. 

- The stupid bread crumbs thrown to female audience members are driving me insane. The whole “it should be called the X-Women!! to try and make us forget that they’ll be the first one killed off or made into side characters that will be used in the trailer to draw us in then give them no screentime 

- Speaking of no screen time what happened with Quick Silver lmao 

- Nicholas Hoult won. He did so well this movie and was by far the most rounded character portrayed that actually had the emotional depth to everything that was happening 

- Sophie Turner also did amazing. Some of the lines felt cheap but she didn’t write them lmao Wish we were able to have more time with Jean because I really love that character and feel like there could have been a lot more development 

- I hate the plot. In X-Men Apoc, Jean literally already had Dark Pheonix powers right?? I absolutely hate that the strength of her powers had to be “accidentally given to her” by whatever?? still never explained what this “cosmic force” really was. I get having that block, so why couldn’t that have just been the crux of her losing control instead of some weird alien thing.

- The train fight sequence was the best part of the film. Nightcrawler was amazing. 

I probably have more but this is my quick thoughts 20 minutes after seeing it. 

[macperalta]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Just finished the first season of The Great. Mind=blown! I am completely in love. Love,love,love Elizabeth. She seems like the most sensible out of them. Catherine herself! Also! How is this show so funny?! The whole trying to procreate with the doctor and Elizabeth in the room was so ridiculous I loved it. That whole parachute episode is really one of my favourite episodes. And ofcourse the last episode, so funny, so nail biting, so many emotions by the end. I'm not gonna lie, I might be a peter apologist😌😌 and when catherine refused to kill Peter because Voltaire was in the room?I spat my drink out. An incredible show I'm so happy I started it

couldn't have gotten a better ask🥺 so so happy to know that you're loving the show!!!!! elizabeth is my favorite as welllll she's the best of them all! (she has many of my favorite moments in s2 as well so you can look forward to that) and lololol to the sex scene where the doctor and elizabeth are in the room, the moment after that is done and they look at each other and laugh though (my heart...) also so glad to hear you liked peter as well, some people i know cannot stand him in season one lmao i am also biased since i love nicholas hoult sdkfsjdk but i do think peter is sweet in his own way (like how he loves his parents although he was treated badly as a kid and how he holds a torch for catherine in the end😮‍💨💘 we love a simp) what was your reaction to catherine's pregnancy? i love the last two episodes especially and will love to hear your thoughts! anyway i love that you just speeded through the whole season, this show is truly so addicting and hilarious it's a gift <3

[pop-punklouis]

thoughts on ashton's ex bryana holly having a baby with actor Nicholas hoult after hiding the entire pregnancy and posting old photoshoots the entire time and is still deleting comments asking about it yet the dailymail posted paparazzi photos of her super pregnant last month and her rep announced she had the baby yesterday?

what the fuck actual fuck of a dumpster fire did i just read lmao that’s my thoughts on that.

(Send me “thoughts on ____”)

[bornconfused444]

What star sign is the last person you text messaged? I don’t know and I’m too lazy to figure it out.

How did you feel when you woke up today? Refreshed for the first time in a long time because I slept all night and didn’t wake up once which is weird as fuck.

Do you know what the person you have feelings for is doing at this moment? He’s in class right now.

When was the last time you had an alcoholic drink? A long time ago.

Who was the last person to make you cry with laughter? I don’t know.

Who was the last person you talked about sex/relationships with? My boyfriend.

How do you feel about answering sexual questions when filling in surveys? I don’t mind.

Who was the last person you Facebook messaged? Ashley.

Are they in a relationship? Nope.

Which would annoy you more - a one-word response, or a long paragraph? A one word response I love long paragraphs.

What first attracted you to the last person you kissed? He’s sweet and treats me better than anyone has in a long time.

Is there anything you would like to tell someone? Nope.

How many months until it’s your birthday? Less than one!

How old will you be? 23.

Have you felt your heart racing today? Nope.

In your phone, who is the first contact listed under ‘R’? I’m too lazy to check.

How did you meet him/her? -

Who introduced you to the person you have feelings for? His friends.

How many brothers does your father have? 5.

How old is your oldest friend? 26.

Have you ever had a crush on someone several years older than yourself? Only a celebrity.

Does your best friend have any tattoos? Yes three that I know of.

Do you still speak to your first love? I don’t.

What if the last person you kissed, accused you of no longer wanting them? I’d be shocked. <-- same.

If you find out someone’s been talking about you, do you confront them? Depends on who it is and what they’ve been saying but most likely yes.

Do you think you act older or younger than your actual age? Older sometimes and younger sometimes.

What’s the nicest meal you’ve ever eaten? I’m not sure.

Do you ever do iPod shuffle surveys? Sometimes but rarely because I get tired of having to shuffle through songs.

Do you ever do ‘Top Friend’ surveys? Nope.

If you could relive any day in the past year, what day would it be? I don’t know.

Would you rather date someone taller or shorter than you? Taller.

Have you ever become friends with someone you at one point hated? Yes actually one of my best friends in high school I originally hated because we hadn’t exactly talked to each other before but had constantly just hated each other for some reason and talked shit about each other lmao it was stupid as fuck.

Does is make you uncomfortable when people compliment you? Yes and it’s not like they’re being creepy or anything I’m just not used to compliments so I don’t really know how to react nor do I really believe the compliments I get.

Do you have a favorite t-shirt? Nope.

Shot of whiskey, or a bottle of Smirnoff? Smirnoff.

Would you consider yourself an adventurous person? Yes.

Have you ever snuggled with someone you weren’t dating? Yes.

What were you doing at 11 pm last night? Sleeping.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? Depends.

Are you doing this because you’re bored? Yes.

Would you consider yourself heartless? Nope.

Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex? Sometimes, especially when I’m on my period. <-- same.

If you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be? Nicholas Hoult.

Have you ever been afraid of being underwater? Nope.

Would you ever scuba dive in shark infested waters if you had the chance? Nope.

If you woke up and no one was home, would you wonder where everyone is? Nope.

Have you ever been drunk at work? No.

Have you ever hit a parked car with your car? Nope.

If you just drank 15 beers, what would you be doing? I wouldn’t drink 15 beers because I don’t even like beer.

What would you do if your girlfriend or boyfriend didn’t like your friends? I don’t know I don’t really feel like I’d ever have that issue.

Have you ever slept on the floor with someone you like? Yes.

Have you ever woken up next to someone and were freaked out? Nope.

Would you take a road trip with your friends? Yep.

Which do you prefer: french toast, bagels, or cereal? French toast.

Do you prefer light or dark haired? Dark.

Do you have photos up around your room, of you? Nope.

If you’re extremely quiet, what does that mean? I’m just feeling awkward or I’m tired or upset.

Do you have a hard time controlling your emotions? Sometimes but rarely.

Ever been suspended from school? Yea in high school.

Does it make you mad when people stare at you? Sometimes.

Do you prefer pens or pencils? Pens.

Have you ever read any of the Chicken Soup for the Soul books? Yes.

Last person you were in the car with? Roommate.

What time did you wake up this morning? Like 9.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yes.

How tall are you? 5′3.″

How many drugs are in your system? None.

What foreign language do / did you study? French because you have to take that here in Canada.

Do you own sunglasses? Yes.

Where is the next place you will travel to? I don’t know bed for a nap?

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping.

Do you say sexy a lot? Nope.

Do you want to cut your hair? Nope I actually wanna grow it out.

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? Nope.

You have to get a piercing, what do you get? I don’t know.

Do you miss anyone? Yes.

Think back to your most recent relationship — Serious or not? Was it worth it? Worth it and serious.

Have you ever sneaked someone over to your house? Yes.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you’re single? Yes.

Do you think it’s possible that you could move on from someone, and then redevelop feelings for them? Yes.

How’s your hair right now? Down hiding the hickey so that my roommate doesn’t bother me about it.

Do you only wish the best for your ex? Depends on the ex but some of them yes some of them no.

How are things between you and the person you like? Good.

What were you doing at 4 AM last night? Sleeping.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to sleep last night? Boyfriend.

What time did you decide to get out of bed today? 9.

Did you straighten your hair this morning? Nope.

When was the last time you laughed really hard? I don’t remember.

What do you hear right now? My typing.

If you were breaking up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, what would you most likely say? I don’t know I can’t see myself breaking up with him so I don’t know what I’d say.

Do you think that once people get married, they eventually fall “out of love”? Not always but I know sometimes it will.

Ever had a near death experience? Yes.

Where’s your cellphone? Right next to me.

What is the last thing you thought about? This question.

Do you regret anything? Yes.

If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell first? I’d tell the father.

Who would you like your next “fling” to be with? I don’t want a “fling.”

Are you slowly drifting away from someone close? Nope.

When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed? Last night.

Do you like your phone? Sure.

Last alcohol beverage? I don’t remember exactly but probably involved vodka.

Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex? Yes.

If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick? I don’t know.

What do your best friends call you? Emily.

Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? I don’t remember because it’s been so long since I’ve been to the movies.

Are you currently fighting with someone? Nope.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Yesterday.

Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone? Cell phone.

Is there an empty place in your heart? Yes.

Do you count down the days till anything? Nope.

Are you looking forward to something as of right now? Going to bed.

Have you ever been called a tease? Yes.

What are your chances of getting with your crush? I’m already with him.

Are any of your friends so close that you consider them family? Yes.

Anyone told you a secret this week? No.

Do you hate anyone? Nope.

Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing? This morning.

What do you want in your life right now? More money.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you were going to cry? A couple days ago I think.

Do you trust people easily? Nope.

Proud of anything right now? Nope.

Name a band you’d like to see live? You Me At Six.

Have you ever been stalked? Yes.

Have anything on your mind? All the time.

Name three things that meant something to you, but now doesn’t?

I don’t know.

Name three things that didnt mean anything to you, but now does?

I don’t know.

Favourite type of music? Anything but country.

What band/group have the most lyrics that represent you? Amy Winehouse.

Pass or fail a drug test if you took one right now? Pass.

Do you drive? Yes.

Own a car? Nope.

Best season? Summer or fall.

Who’s your best friend/s? Ashley.

Would you rather sing or dance? Sing.

One thing you really want to learn? How to sleep through the night more often/

What’s your favourite tv channel? I don’t know.

Name your favourite programs? Teen Mom 2 or Teen mom UK.

What are you doing this summer? I don’t know working I hope.

How many times have you been on a plane? A few times.

Favourite song? Back to Black by Amy Winehouse.

Scared of anything? Spiders, dying alone.

One thing you wish for? Money.

Do you get jealous easy? Sometimes.

What colour is your hair? Blonde.

What night club plays the best songs to dance to? I don’t know.

Made up with anyone recently after an argument? Nope.

Missing anyone right now? Yes.

Do you use MSN? Nope.

[bisluthq]

Joe is a very good actor. Ang Lee handpicked himself because of his ability to express through his facial expressions, not just with words. It is very hard to break into acting. The only ones who seem to have the short cut are the director’s sons or some other form of nepotism. You can actually buy yourself a career. That is something Joe can’t do. Nicholas Hoult is an example of someone who had take small supporting roles and work his way up. I didn’t even know who he was when he dated JLaw.

Okay no, that’s on you re Nic - he has been working nonstop since he was a kid in About A Boy. That’s like 20 years of working on several things every year lmao. Like literally since he was a kid. He had a bit of a rough time during Skins era because they all did (like they were encouraged to party hard and it fucked most of them up) and I think he decided to Jon Snow it after that. Most the Skins people did it was a bit of a shitshow. But Nic never stopped working ever. Nic’s one of the most hardworking, passionate and frankly talented people currently working like he’s working NON STOP. He’s not trying to be super famous - he just doesn’t need that stress tbh - but he makes like four films a year.

Also Joe went to a top theatre school - he would’ve “broken into acting” regardless. Not in an Ang Lee starring role tho like he would’ve had to be working in theatre and then on telly probably before making it anywhere. Older comparison points for Joe are people like Eddie Reddmayne and Ben Wishaw, like that’s the career trajectory he should have been having. He got a huuuuuge boost tho with Billy Lynn - which was talent sure but mostly dumb luck - and instead of capitalizing off of that as he should’ve done he ran away.

Finally, Joe can buy himself a career tho like that’s also precisely my point. The idea he’s taking these roles in prestigious background because they’re the only things he can get is just silly. But acting like he’s life’s gift to acting is also a bit silly. He’s talented enough and he’s likable enough and he just doesn’t want it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[saltpepperbeard]

What’s the most compelling evidence that joshifer fucked

*Rubs hands together* WELL, if you’re so inclined to ask lol, there are a few instances in particular that had everyone raising their eyebrows. And while no, there’s no 100% solid concrete evidence of them screwing around, there were some times where all of us were like “UHHH…*EYE EMOJI INTENSIFIES*” As in like, definitely not platonic, definitely not that brother/sister BS, ya feel lol.

(THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIBLE/ENCYCLOPEDIA OF EVIDENCE; YE BE WARNED LOL)

First and foremost, Hawaii. This is one of the bigger “Joshifer definitely had sex” speculations, and yet it’s pretty much…entirely based around speculation lol. They didn’t really mention anything during promo that would point to them having sex; instead, everyone looked at their actions and the timeline of events to kind of piece things together.

And the biggest fanon theory was this: Jen had broken up with Nicholas Hoult towards the end of 2012, right when Catching Fire was filming. No one is really sure why, but I like to believe it’s because she was having some conflicting feelings going on. She had gotten very close with Josh very quick during THG filming/promotion, and he seemed to be quite smitten with her tbh. Like-

I MADE THESE GIFS FOR THE OCCASION/JUST TO PROVE MY POINT, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THAT BOY HAD ME LIKE-

-ALL THROUGHOUT THAT PROMOTION. He was almost like Peeta to Katniss; just absolutely lovesick, shy, and adorable. And so okay, put a recently single 20-something year old with another lovey dovey 20-something year old on Hawaii for weeks at a time…Is nOTHING REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN THERE?

Then of course, we got some rather interesting footage from Catching Fire filming to back that up…

(there’s also one of jen blatantly grabbing josh’s ass when they’re filming the fog scene but i don’t have it in my archives and i’m sad lmao)

Sooooo yeah. Thrusting? Prodding? Spanking? Shirtless catching? LOOKS A LITTLE ;) IF YOU ASK ME.

And then after all of that filming, Jen got back together with Nick, and Josh started dating Claudia the following summer. So, what everyone likes to think happened, Josh and Jen did indeed screw around, but it ended up scaring Jen too much. Like, she didn’t want it/a relationship to tarnish their friendship, and ended up going back to someone/something else more familiar. And then since Josh was in love with her, he was left heartbroken, and had to find someone else to move on.

AGAIN, that’s all just fandom speculation lol. They never came out and said that at all. But just…things are rather convenient, the timeline matches up, and the footage of them we got for CF is just a bit too jfskdjskdsss.

THEN came the almighty and holy Cannes Film Festival in May 2014. This one was wild, because we actually got an article talking about the events that went down. The HG Cast was at an after party for Mockingjay Part One at Cannes, and Joshifer craziness ensued. According to the article, Jen gave Josh a lapdance to Work It by Missy Elliot (hence it being the fandom’s anthem lol), Josh helped Jen cure her hiccups, and then the two of them headed out hAND IN HAND INTO THE NIGHT??? LIKE JUST THE TWO OF THEM. ALONE. SEXXXX LOL. [x]

Not to mention they appeared from the same hotel the following morning-

Soooooo yeah. Sex lmao.

And THEN LOL, came Wetten Das/Mockingjay Part One promotion. This doesn’t necessarily point to sex, but it at least points to some close proximity; kissing perhaps? At the beginning of this promotion, Josh and Jen were the only ones to contract strep throat. And like…considering I had a very acute case of strep throat when I was younger, and yet no one else in my family caught it despite being near me….HMMMMM??? CONTRACTED BY SOME SALIVA THERE, JOSH AND JEN?

And Jen actually got questioned about it on a German talk show during promotion (Josh wasn’t there because he was too sick I think). AND HOMEGIRL NEVER DENIED IT??? SHE NEVER SAID NO LOL. SOOOOOO UH…HMMMMM X2 LMAO.

And on top of these bigger eyebrow-raising moments, Josh and Jen were reported doing a bunch of things together outside of filming. Like, it was during one of the Mockingjays, but Josh and Jen were both spotted in Louisville (Jen’s home town) over Thanksgiving. And then they were spotted at clubs and what not when they were in Hawaii. And spotted together in Atlanta a few times too.

Sooooo yeah. While they have never outright said anything, it’s pretty apparent that something had to have happened, at least once. Be it making out, having sex, or actually being in a relationship for a short period of time, SOMETHING went down between those two, man.