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Poll Adventure: Rarijack Dinner
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“Rarity…”
Deep down, AJ knows she doesn’t want there to be any uncertainty about what this means to her. She doesn’t want to have to read Rarity for romantic feelings during dinner. It has to be a proper date or nothing at all. Though it might sting in the end, she’s going to have to rip the bandaid off. Inside her has lived a deep longing for this moment, long enough that she’s not sure what it’ll feel like once it’s gone. But at least she’ll never have to live with the guilt of a “what if,” and the pain of the unknown. She’ll be able to say she gave it a shot.
If it does end up badly, she knows at some point she’ll get over it. Hell, if the answer’s a no, maybe Rarity will just find the offer flattering and move on. Surely she’s used to turning plenty of suitors away.
“I’m callin’ because I wanted to ask you somethin’.”
She can feel the blood pumping in her veins.
“Anything, darling,” Rarity says, and the energy between them grows serious.
“I’ve been meanin’ to ask you for a while now,” she begins, taking a huge breath to make sure she’s still alive. Here goes nothing. “Would you…wanna have dinner with me? Just us, I mean.”
There’s a moment of silence. Then—
Rarity’s elegant laughter sparkles like bells in AJ’s ears—and she can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
“Is that what the fuss was about, dear? Of course I’d love to have dinner with you! Dining is much more pleasant with friends.”
…oof. Maybe she should have said it differently. Is it so unusual to Rarity that AJ would mean it romantically?
Though she can’t help but notice the slight tremor in Rarity’s voice, the brimming question of diffidence just beneath her perfectly curated tone. She has to know that AJ wouldn’t call so randomly and sound so nervous just to ask for bonding time between friends.
Well. AJ has to say it—loud and clear. She doesn’t want there to be any misunderstanding.
Her hands are shaking now; she feels like even a weak gust of wind could knock her over.
The voice that comes out of her own mouth—trembling, pitchy, almost timid—doesn’t even sound like her own.
“I meant”—AJ pauses; it feels like the room is spinning—“as a date.”
“Oh…!”
Adrenaline washes over her upon hearing that single reaction. Nothing matters right now except the voice on the line. Try as she might to stay focused, the pounding in her ears makes everything feel muffled. She feels like she does after finishing a rodeo.
Another sound on the phone, barely a murmur.
“Applejack, I—”
But Rarity doesn’t end AJ’s suffering.
Her grip on the counter tightens and she leans into it for support, the weight of her work-toned body causing the old wood to squeak.
The silence on the line is what kills her.
She feels like a lamb backed into a dark corner, timberwolf-shadows cast on the walls of her doubt-addled mind. This is certain death.
Seconds pass, each one growing longer and more painful than the last. She doesn’t know how to react; she doesn’t know what to say—or if she should say anything. All she knows is that with each passing second, fear and doubt cloud her mind until she’s blind with anxiety.
She shouldn’t have done this. This was a horrible idea. Why couldn’t she have just been happy as friends? Is friendship off the table now? What if Rarity thinks she’s a creep now, with all those times they went to the spa together?
Great, now she’s gonna be known as the stereotypical lesbian friend that hits on her straight friends—it’s a fucking myth anyways, but that won’t matter. Has Rarity ever even shown interest in a woman? Now that she thinks about it…
Hell.
AJ’s seconds away from telling her it’s a joke and just backing off. But before she can, she finally hears a response from her longtime crush, the heart-heavy ache that beats in her chest and haunts her dreams with a silver tongue and soft curls.
��Absolutely, I will,” comes the response, and AJ feels like she can breathe again, “I would love to go on a date with you.”
Rarity, however, sounds breathless, like a feather wisp floating on a breeze. The usual high-pitch, energetic frenzy of her cadence has been replaced with a certain poise and composure that’s hard to place. Maybe reverence is the word AJ’s looking for?
AJ blinks twice, trying to form some sort of a coherent sentence. Her brain feels fried. And. She’s kind of in shock? It takes her a few seconds to process that this is a yes, and not the blatant rejection she was expecting.
While it’s not quite the answer she usually fantasizes about in her daydreams, it still pricks the back of her neck with chills—and a wave of relief washes over her.
“I…Really?”
“Yes. Really.”
Okay. This is happening.
“That’s…that’s great news! Okay, well, uh, I’ll see you then and—”
She’s interrupted by a heartfelt giggle from Rarity.
“Slow down, darling,” she laughs, light amusement clear in her tone, “Where will we go? And when?”
Oh. Right.
AJ lets out an embarrassed chuckle. “Oh, yeah—sorry.”
“You must let me know what you have in mind. A lady needs to properly prepare herself…for a date.”
Rarity sounds a bit giddy now, and much more like her usual self again.
But. Shit. AJ hasn’t planned anything out yet. In her nervousness, she didn’t even consider what would happen after if Rarity said yes.
Hmm...
She could invite Rarity over. Cook something for her. Pinkie may do it more often, but cooking and baking are skills AJ takes pride in having. She knows she’s a good cook. Besides the obvious benefit of getting to show off, cooking for Rarity feels personal. It’s more work to do, but cooking can be very romantic. Plus, there are plenty of romantic spots on the farm. Though she doesn’t plan on dining on the floor of the barn, it’s still a farm (and a farmhouse) and she knows how Rarity can be. AJ would hate for one of her dresses to get dirty as a consequence. Even worse, get blamed for it.
There’s also the option of a more traditional romantic evening. A nice restaurant would mean less prep for AJ, and it shows Rarity that she knows what she likes. It would also give Rarity permission to go all out with her outfit, unlike the farm. (Though AJ has a feeling she’ll do that regardless.) She could put on a fancy getup herself and show Rarity she cares about the impression she makes when she’s not toiling in the fields. Oh, but the thought of leaving the fashionista unimpressed by her attempts at an outfit…it makes her itchy. She’d have to ask someone for help besides Miss Haute Couture herself. It’d feel a little taboo to have her pick it out for their date. While dining out means AJ gets to stare unashamedly at Rarity the whole night, it could also be…awkward to sit opposite to each other if it ends up being stiff. Hopefully it won’t be. It’s Rarity; she couldn’t be boring if she tried. And besides—they always find something to joke about, even if it’s themselves.
Then there’s the financial aspect of going out. AJ doesn’t splurge on anything. Ever. She would for Rarity, though. She’s got enough saved for that. Still, she gets annoyed at people trying to nickel and dime her on every little thing. If it comes to that, she hopes she can keep her annoyance to herself. For Rarity.
Ugh. What to say…
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Tag List: @mrrrpmeow @babydarkstar @butwerebothmares @chaosdraconequus @chrysaliswife
#Curious what people will choose#poll adventure: rarijack dinner#polls#rarijack#applejack#rarity#mlp#my art#accidentally making AJ lefthanded with that dicing art lmao#guess she's ambidextrous now
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Hello!!! What's an OC you haven't had the chance to talk about in a while but want to? :D
Hi!!! Omg... there are so many ocs I'd love to blab about.
But you know what-- I think I have some interesting, unconventional ocs I'd like to discuss! A bit of context: I plan on DMing a campaign set in a homebrew world called Dice Adventure! For this world, I created a whole new pantheon of deities that are integral to the worldbuilding... and they've become something like ocs to me!! <3
My pantheon revolves around concepts. They're abstract, ephemeral, ever-changing. The deities and their chosen emissaries are the embodiment of these concepts and are shaped by perception. They are nuanced, inherently, because of how many different interpretations and associations these concepts naturally have. As such, these gods are not forces of inherent good nor evil, they are simply that: forces that work to continue the flow of the world.
>> Here's a moodboard I made for all of my gods!! <<
And here are some silhouettes for 7/9 of my prime deities! :3
You can look under the cut for more info on my gods and their different domains!
Note: Despite these deities being indicated by God or Goddess or having any specific pronouns used with them, they're all completely genderless! They may present more masc or fem or androgynous, but there's no wrong way to really address any of em. What is gender to an abstract being, yanno!!
💚 The Matriarch: Goddess of Nature and Rebirth
Alt names: The Wild, The Untamed, Mother of Beasts, Mother Nature, Our Lady of Nurture, Mother Wilderness
Domains: Light, Life, Nature, Death, Cycles, Growth, Healing
Note: Loves The Everglow; The Matriarch evolved from the archaic spirit of the Earth and became what she is now over time.
🧡 The Everglow: Goddess of Death and Rest
Alt names: Our Lady of Wax, The Candlemaker, The Gravemother
Domains: Life, Death, Grave, Peace, Order, Loss / Mourning, Memory
Note: Loves The Matriarch
💜 The Merrymaker: God of Revelry and Tricks
Alt names: The Matchmaker, Father of Union, Guide of the Cunning, The Beguiler
Domains: Trickery, Lies, Beauty, Marriage & Union, Camaraderie, Performances, Entertainment, Celebration, Relaxation
Note: Child of The Radiant and The Shade
💖 The Seeker: God of Knowledge and Mystique
Alt names: The Allsight, The Pursuit, The Magician, The Curious, The Patron of Discovery
Domains: Knowledge, Arcana, Fate, Mystery / Discovery, Investigation, Truth, Exploration
Note: Loves [REDACTED]
💙 The Tempest: God of the Sea and Storm
Alt names: The Stormbringer, The Lord of the Elements, The Soulspeaker, The Heart of the Sea, The Unbridled, Our Father of Free Spirits
Domains: Tempest, Storm, Sea, War, Rage, Temperament / Emotions, Change, Freedom
Note: The Tempest is a fusion between the archaic spirits of the Air and the Sea. This is the reason why he is so temperamental... because two voices speak within him at any given point.
💛 The Radiant: Goddess of The Sun
Alt names: Mistress of the Light, The Radiant Soul, The Lasting Light, Our Lady of Bountiful Harvest, Matron of the Sun, The Sun Keeper
Domains: Light, Life, Healing, Family, Growth, Harvest, Labor, Beauty
Note: Married to The Shade, parent of The Merrymaker
🤍 The Shade: God of The Moon
Alt names: God of Many Faces, Mistress of The Unknown, Our Keeper of Night, The Eventide, Patron of the Twilight, The Moonbringer
Domains: Twilight, Night, Mystery / Doubt, Secrets, Illusions, Change, Trickery
Note: Married to The Radiant, parent of The Merrymaker
🖤 The Forge: God of Invention and Creation
Alt Names: The Ingenious, The Patron of Creation, The Blessing of Inspiration, Our Divine Crafter, The Master of Artists
Domains: Forge, Invention, Creation, Discovery, Art & Crafts (Metalwork, Woodwork, Knitting/Weaving, Sculpture, Pottery, Painting, Cooking, Baking, etc)
❤️🩹 The Glorious: God of Battle and Strategy
Alt names: The Battlemaster, The Righteous, The Patron of Martyrs, The Endeavor, The Hero’s Light
Domains: War, Justice, Order, Peace, Knowledge, Forge, Weapons, Combat, Strategy, Champions
These spirits were not included in the moodboards, nor are they necessarily part of the main pantheon but I'll write abt em anyways:
🔥 The Fire Spirit: This is the only archaic elemental spirit that has been completely unchanged since her conception (in the sense of like.. not fusing with other spirits or evolving into a main deity).
🔥 ^^ No one really "prays" to her as a concept anymore, ever since The Forge gave her flames to the mortals (like Prometheus), but she is still around because fire has such an important part to play in all matters of life. Her energy can be felt in any flame, she is the mother of all fire.
❓[REDACTED] !!! because of reasons :3 I deeply wish to be able to speak about them here but,,, my players follow me!!! ;w; If anyone did wanna know more abt any hidden lore, feel free to message me abt it hehe
Also if anyone has any more general questions about these guys, I would be happy to answer them!!
#campaign: dice adventure#kara rambles#kara oc#the askerrr#i'm extremely proud of the moodboards btw...#moodboards my beloved#i have a lot of other concept doodles for these guys! i think I'll make a separate post to show those off tho
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See now that I have my tattoo I understand why nobody gets just one. First, it looks lonely out here on my otherwise blank leg. Second, perhaps even more important, is that I spent years looking up anecdotes of how much it hurts and trying to prepare myself and now I've done it and it's just. Huh! Yep that hurt. No I didn't really mind. And now I know what's possible.
#I'm planning more around that lonely little bottle of stardust#I want to make it part of a kind of line going up my lower leg#Potion bottles and dice and other fantasy/adventure items#And I want a game boy color with just a sandshrew on the screen but I want that elsewhere#Maybe my thigh#A teal one like I used to have#Anyway I get it now#Also like#All that research and it felt like a medium intensity cat scratch when it's at its worst#Like the hour or two after you get scratched when it's hot and painful#That's how it feels DURING the tattoo#At least where I got it#And then after I didn't feel anything#It was literally five minutes of discomfort and some real pain and then like a kinda warm ache for a few hours and that was it#It didn't even itch for more than a couple minutes one random night about 3 days later
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What's ttrpgs?
I just stared at my screen like this
#i. don't know how to explain them when people actually ask but they're basically pen and paper roleplaying games where you make up a#character and you write down their info on a sheet of paper and then (most of the time) you use dice to determine how their actions go but#that's just in most of the campaigns I have ever played in#oh yeah !!! so campaigns are like long running versions of the adventures you play in as these characters and one shots are one off#adventures !!! the most notable ones are in the fantasy genre (like D&D and Pathfinder) but they can exist for any genre (modern fantasy)#and sci fi#within existing fictional universes with examples such as the Star Wars TTRPGs and the Alien RPG which are#less known :( the actual acronym stands for Table-Top Roleplaying Games ! I probably should have told you that at the beginning hehehehhe#my personal favorites are D&D#you also use 6 polyhedral dice for the games#sorry i started yapping so much im autistic and this is one of my special interests so I'm really passionate about this#if this still doesn't make sense please tell me so i can explain it more cohesively
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oh are we doing fun au night? ok au where the land of jojo's bizarre universe is just like dnd for all the stats and mathy bits. Like they don't have the same races or class or magic or whatever, they all just have a page with all their stats and notable information and everyone has to roll dice for almost everything (except for this where you're so good at doing it there's virtually no way to mess it up, like ringing a doorbell or something) but anyway I just think it'd be funny that Jonathan rolls like a 19 on the killing blow for Dio but because it wasn't a perfect 20 he barely survives. Just a thought
-fanfic author anon
SJRDBNVJDBFVDFBVD THIS REMINDS ME OF AN AU I MADE FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOW WAY BACK WHEN
basically the way the AU went was that at birth, every single person in the world has a special set of dice. It's impossible to steal, destroy or lose them, and any attempt to do so will backfire horribly on the person who tries. The stats and modifiers you mentioned are invisible to everyone except the person they belong to, and dice rolls happen whether the person wants it to or not, but most people prefer rolling the dice themselves for some semblance of control
so some possible thoughts:
what if Jonathan did roll a Nat 20 but because of Dio's new Vampiric Modifiers he managed to just barely survive
in turn, during the Stardust fight, Jotaro then manages to just barely defeat Dio as a bit of fun irony
Joseph's That Guy who seems to be perpetually cursed with shitty rolls EXCEPT for when it actually matters and he randomly starts getting back to back Nat 20s
Pucci is arguably even more of a fanatic this time because the Dice are essentially a "physical" manifestation of Fate
#oh i have so many possibilities and thoughts for this you don't even know#h m m m m m m now I want to make dnd character sheets for the jojo's-#initial thoughts#dice logic#jjba#jojo’s bizarre adventure#phantom blood#phantom blood spoilers#jjba part 1#stardust crusaders#stardust crusaders spoilers#jjba part 3#stone ocean#jjba part 6#jjba jonathan#jonathan joestar#jjba dio#dio brando#jjba jotaro#jotaro kujo#jjba joseph#joseph joestar#jjba pucci#enrico pucci#sb answers#ffa anon
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Also, for whoever didn't catch this when it was originally released, I highly recommend it. I'm still absolutely feral about the nine tailed fox for Yelan. But they're all magnificent in this.
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#[ et cetera. ] every round of finger-guessing is a tiny adventure; and every roll of dice sends sporadic thrills down her spine.#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ also guizhong makes tiny appearances and it made my heart sing. i miss her so very much. ]#[ but i already struggle using a braincell for multiple muses-- and on top of that; yelan is merciless. all attention or none. ]#Youtube
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I'm currently working on these which are a gift for my partner and I still can't get over how cute these are!
(Also I'm not home so the paper plate is my current sanding/polishing setup)
We like to play minecraft together when we can't physically be together much, and he also just likes blowing things up in the game, so this felt fitting.
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I feel like i might be in the minority on this but I really don’t care if d&d podcasts like. follow the rules. I enjoy my fun little podcasts for the story i don’t give a shit if they’re not rolling dice right
#i think that might be why a lot of people didn’t really enjoy graduation#and why I loved it#I thought it was a good story!!! fucking sue me!!!!#in my book a perfect tabletop rpg is first and foremost a vessel for collaborative storytelling#and the dice are just there to make it interesting#I didn’t care for petals to the metal all that much because the majority of it was just dice rolling and combat#where’s the flavor!! where’s the narrative!!!#classic d&d where the PCs just like do combat all the time is so boring to me#anyway#I’m the number one defender of taz grad#bite me#the adventure zone#taz graduation
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rolled four fucking sixes for one of buddy dawn's ability scores. what the fuck. what the fucik. what the fuck. what the fuck. what are the statistics of that. how does that work.
#ohhh hhahaha i keep seeing buddy and kipperlilly in my dreaaams haha that's probably because i think about the fic before i go to bed haha#wow writing this fic is hard without ANy Fucking idea of what spellls they have or what they add to rolls or how many hit points they have#instead of scouring through the transcripts trying to find any goddamn idea why don't i just make their characters . Whatever#kipperlilly died and returned as a phantom rogue in this fic so it's ok if the character sheets are inconsistent and Well.#i dont know baout buddy but surely having a rage crystal in him while changing divinities maybe does something to his stats#so it is Fine adn okay and i start rolling for bu7ddy#5. 3. (with two dice). reroll. 1. 4. (with two dice). cool! buddy gets a 12! that's a normal score to get!#6. 6. (with two dice). okay#cool!#the least he can get here is a 13. the best he can get here is an 18! but he probably won't get an 18#6. fucking. 6.#whattttt ehf fuck#anyway thank you tumblr#buddy and kalina's excellent adventure#<- my fic tag because i guess im liveblogging this now#fantasy high
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((Sometimes, Nyalter might be like Star Baker or Sky Baker from 100% Orange Juice's Bounty Hunt mode. Quest? Sure, she'll give you a quest. A quest to go to some godforsaken hole for rare baking materials-))
#ooc#((this thought occurred to me while sending out asks to an adventure blog))#((maybe I'll come up with a few quests to send out))#((with specific places you can make dice rolls in or something idk-))
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 12: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should rest for the night in an abandoned barn ...
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Somewhat nervous about being out in the woods alone at night, he decides to try finding a more hidden sleeping spot, further off from the path. Though with his injuries, and his exhaustion, he knows he shouldn't walk too far. He tells himself that he'll just adventure a little, only an hour or so, and if he can't find anything better by then, he'll just give up and set a tent in some bushes somewhere......
After 30 minutes, he finally stumbles across an old barn. He can't see it very well with just a trickle of moonlight and the dull glow of his flickering lantern, but it seems to have not been used for many years. Structurally sound enough (at least he hopes), yet shrouded in moss and blankets of various overgrowth.. It takes a few moments to pluck away all of the ivy blocking his path, but he soon closes the rickety doors behind him to focus on the interior. There's no space to light a fire or set up a real tent, and he'll have to block a few holes in the walls so wild animals don't sneak in, but, there are a few surprisingly clear looking sections scattered amongst all the musty hay bales and cobwebs. He chooses a "cozy" spot in the corner, hidden behind a few dusty crates. Though he tosses about uncomfortably in his bedding for quite a while, he's eventually able to fall into a peaceful sleep.….....
.. Suddenly, he's startled awake by rustling, catching a dark blurred movement in front of him. He's smart enough to always sleep wearing his backpack over his chest so nobody could just grab it without him noticing, but it seems for the first time in all his travels... someone is actually trying to. Still half asleep, he clings to the bag and yelps, pushing and tumbling away into a moldy wooden barrel after an initial struggle. He pulls himself up to face the hooded figure now looming above him, entirely obscured aside from their vague cloak-ish shape outlined by the faint moonlight behind them.. The Adventurer calls out in a shaky attempt at an aggressive tone, "Wh-wh.. whAT are YOU DOIng? WHo-whu..UHHH??? aahhhG" "Give me the bag." The hooded figure speaks in a smooth, stern, yet calm voice, slowly taking a step forwards. The cat scrambles to The Adventurer's side, hissing and giving a low growl.. "w-WELL , uh,, sORRY , n-NO , I would rrrather not DO THAT, I h-- I uh-- I don't have even anythi- I don't even have ANYTHING, I mea- wh-wh HWaAt d-do I look RICH to you?? EUggh-" he gulps loudly, holding back nervous vomit, "B-BACK OFF!! you-.. f- uh.. THIEF!!!!!" The hooded figure pauses for a moment, as if re-strategizing how to approach the situation. "Look, kid, I don't want to hurt you. But I need you to give me that egg." "WHWh-what egg? I-I don.. DON'T have an EGG, I'm uh…aCTUALLY a-allergic to eggs, s-sso-" "The egg that's in a wooden box. In your bag. Don't waste your time bullshitting me.. Come on, let's make this quick." The hooded figure extends their arm, motioning to be handed the egg. Still desperately fighting not to throw up everywhere, The Adventurer simply sits on the floor, staring up at the hooded figure blankly as he tries to think.. Is he seriously being robbed for the first time? Is that like, a cool milestone, or a bad one? He's read about it in adventuring books before but... the reality feels so much different.. How can he get out of this? Strategies scatter through his mind, but he's too shaken to find any clear answers.. What should he do?
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Additional Information
the adventurer's current main quest: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has
#paventure posting#poll#polls#choose your own adventure#for the record - if he had gone to the stranger's cottage. walked all the way to the villiage. or kept walking all night. the hooded figure#wouldnt have had a safe place to corner him and would have had to wait for another day. all the other options#(abandoned barn. sleep out in the woods. etc.) would lead to the same thing#The dice lady was letting him know someone has been following him. perhaps multiple someones#I was also going to include the options 'threaten to blow up the entire barn with magic and then nobody gets the egg'#and an option for him to just throw the egg on the ground and break it#but those seem more out of character and also breaking the egg would end his quest anyway since he would have nothing#to bring the Innkeeper's brother anymore lol#also a 'tell the cat to attack the robber' option but I was afraid too many people would choose that thinking it was#funny or a cool way out of the situation when like.. realistically the cat would get hurt actually and I don't want to endanger them#or have to write about them getting harmed lol. WHICH I know is a choice. I could be like 'wow the cat is actually a#magical cat and they explode the person and win hooray!' . but it feels too far fetched given the hooded stranger's background#they're not going to be like completely incapacitated by one small cat#things must be goofy and silly and fantasy but also.. underlying realism to an extent#I held back on not making him get more injuries after sailing down a river in a dinky little raft because I really think thats probably#quite dangerous hjknjk. I stated it was a very slow moving river specifically to make it seem a little more plausible but#I feel like in real life the current would just smash your raft into a rock in like 10 minutes lol#ANYWAY.. uh oh. boy in danger!#he can get out of it though. I believe in him#somehow an unskilled swagless penniless nervousboy can still make his way in the world#(he does have SOME skills ghhgh.. just like. not really adventuring suited ones. since he just started adventuring like#less than a week ago and has no training or practical experience aside from reading a lot of storybooks)#also I know his belt thing is on the wrong shoulder... shhhh... I still don't feel good and drew very quickly and am not#going back to make changes lol
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After days of travel, you finally arrive at the small town of Royal Mount, so named after the sacred hill resting at its center. Your contact asked you to meet them at the local inn, where they would impart delicious culinary secrets upon you.
You quickly notice a sign advertising a place called Tym Hort's inn. This must be the place. As you enter, a hooded figure wearing a strange billed hat waves at you. They lower their hood as you approach, looking up through shining glasses. "Greetings my friend! You may call me Phex. I believe you are here to discuss a most delicious topic, are you not?"
You find nothing odd about them, save for your inability to settle on any pronoun to refer to them. They regard you with an amused look despite their clear sleep deprivation and as they invite you to sit, they open a large grimoire, surely full of secrets each more delicious than the last...
The first dnd cookbook! Winner of the last poll!
This is a book I hadn't planned on getting initially. I watched misohungrie's review, and it seemed like a really nice book, but despite the fact that I've played in a few campaigns using dnd, I've never actually played in the Forgotten Realms settings (or any other of their settings) and always in homebrews. So I wasn't that yet interested in the lore or references.
And then I played Baldur's Gate 3.
So I now have this book, and it's one of my favorites of my collection lmao. I haven't gotten the second book yet but I intend to eventually!
The book separates its recipes by "cultures", basically most of the basic playable races in dnd. Uncommon has a mix of stuff, from dragonborn, gnomes, tieflings. And then drinks have their own chapter. Between each chapter there's also a nice menu reproduction for various inns, which I love.
I'm only really familiar with forgotten realms now that I've consumed the entire wiki for Baldur's Gate purposes and finetuning my oc's backstories lmao but there are references to many others, like Greyhawk, Dragonlance, Ravenloft and a few more. My good friends, who are much more powerful nerds than I am, gave me a brief summary of all of them so that was also pretty cool. There's also at least one obligatory Drizzt reference, which I have to mention bc I'm about to get into that shit to indulge in the drow obsession I could never have in high school.
ANYWAY.
The recipes are varied, and there are a LOT in there that interest me ngl. I've already cooked two! I've made Dwarven Flatbread (easy and delicious!) and Halfling Chili which I believe I've posted about before. It is also very delicious (I remade this week! I didn't post about it bc I'm supposed to be cooking something new lmao). It uses cocoa powder and cinnamon amongst others in the spices. And delicious bacon.
Human recipes have variety, are pretty hearthy and generally go for a "comforting" vibe, I would say. They go from hand pies to seafood bouillabaisse or ribs to candied apples! Very fun chapter.
The Elven chapter unsurprisingly has a lot of light recipes, a ton of veggies, with some seafood! But for the most part it's a lotta veggies and fruits, and the one drow recipe, mushroom steak!
The Dwarven chapter, by contrast, has a lot of meaty recipes. You've got potatoes, sausages, beer, bread, rich desserts. (kinda my favorite chapter I think lmao)
The Halfling chapter is all about hearthy, homely(?) recipes that can be shared with many people, and many soups. This one is also very good.
Uncommon cuisine has a wide range of recipes. This is the chapter that has the halfling chili. Because normally it's made of...well you know. But you can make it with turkey, if you're not a dragonborn of very specific taste.
And finally the drinks are about half and half alcoholic and not, which I think is nice as someone who doesn't drink. It also has the second drow "recipe" which is like a mushroom "tea" (or like a stew?).
Now, there is one major problem with this book.
So many recipe photos missing!! So many!!
And it's particularely frustrating for this book because sometimes a page will have an environmental photo of like trees or whatever. But why not put food photo there instead?? Bummer.
This is a pretty village and all but do I really need it? I don't think so lmao.
Now after agonising over the meal choice (and over my mental health) for the last 10 weeks, I finally decided to make the Vedbread, a cheesy, mushroomy bread roll that sounds delicious. I just gotta go out and buy some shiitake mushrooms soon. Misohungrie happens to have made that one too (kinda the reason I chose it lmao it looks delicious) so you should check out his video too if you're interested in the book! He's also kinda the reason I bought the book in the first place, and he brings up the weird photo issue too.
Overall I really like this book, because I like ordinary daily life lore and you get a pretty good amount in that one, on top of having delicious recipes to try out. The recipes aren't super crazy in terms of trying to make them weird or unique, but they all seem pretty solid. They all have a little flavor/lore blurb before every recipe, and it's fun to get some tidbits like "tieflings love spicy food" or whatever yknow lol.
My tab crashed and I can't remember what I was following up with, but I wish y'all success in your culinary adventures and campaigns! I'll make a post for the vedbread when I get around to making it!
#Phex cooking adventures#yes i did roll these dice and yes i stg i rolled a crit fail for that second one thank you#anyway part of the reason this is so delayed is because I couldn't decide what I wanted to make lmao but enjoy!#ppl outside are constantly rolling 1s on perceiving me but I'm kind of doing it on purpose too
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#fanfic#i got polls#tumblr polls#pmatga#cuphead show#cuphead#pacman and the ghostly adventures#betrayus#valerie#the devil cuphead#king dice#fanfics#yes i'm not dead#it's gonna be my birthday in a few days!!#holy heck I'm gonna be 22#and I'm celebrating by doing a fanfic poll#*priorities what are those*#ocs#but I'm really excited all the same!!!#I tried to make funny titles for each option but then I remembered....I'm not very funny#and yes close to half these options are related to pmatga or betrayus#anyway hope you enjoy#birthday stuff
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ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴇᴀɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴɴᴇʀɪꜱᴍꜱ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ.
ᴇʏᴇꜱ. Avoids eye contact when nervous, maintains eye contact when agitated, avoids eye contact due to being neurodivergent, enjoys eye contact as a means to read and convey emotion, looks down when emotional, looks up when emotional, cries openly, wipes tears quickly, suppresses tears, wandering gaze when lost in thought, holds gaze while thinking, seeks out eye contact for reassurance, seeks out eye contact to gauge enthusiasm during conversations, eyes constantly move during conversation, expressive eyes, emotions only evident through eyes, uses eye contact to intimidate, looks up while thinking, looks down while thinking.
ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ. Clasps behind back, rest in lap, fidgets with clothes, twiddles thumbs, chews at nails, pushes back cuticles, draws patterns on table/counter surfaces, makes animated gestures while speaking, only gestures to emphasize, utilizes sign language, speaks only through sign, callouses, scars, smooth, wrinkled, worn, soft, delicate, bone-y, slender, thick, vein-y, touches others while speaking, reaches out while laughing, reaches out to comfort others, reaches out to seek comfort, places face in hands when exasperated , places palms over eyes to hide when overwhelmed, rests chin in hands, taps fingers when impatient, taps fingers when nervous, taps fingers while thinking, scratches scalp, strokes chin, rubs back of head, toys with objects around them, runs fingers over surfaces while walking by.
ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ. Chews lip, chews at inside of cheek, licks lips, bites tongue, chews on straws, resting frown, resting smile, neutral resting expression, resting pout, grinds teeth, flexes jaw, covers mouth when laughing, covers mouth when shocked, covers mouth when concerned, hands to lips while thinking, covers mouth when chewing, chews with mouth closed, chews with mouth open, smirks, grins, subtle smiles, wide smiles, sad smiles, intimidating smiles, menacing grins, openly smiles, tries to suppress smiles, bares teeth when angry, lips quiver when emotional, stutters, speaks quickly, speaks slowly, good pronunciation, poor pronunciation, moderate pronunciation, purses lips, sucks in lips, holds mouth open when shocked or confused.
ʟᴇɢꜱ. Bounces leg when nervous, draws knees to chest when sitting, draws knees to chest as a means of comfort, sits on knees, sits with legs criss-crossed, sits with legs spread open in chairs, crosses legs when sitting in chairs, sits with one leg folded under the other, places feet on furniture, never places feet on furniture, sits on counters, sits on desks, sits on tables, sits on edge of seat, sits hunched over with forearms on knees, arches one knee up, sits on the arm of chairs/couches, feet on dashboard, swings legs back and forth when sitting somewhere elevated, wiggles toes when nervous, wiggles toes as a general tick, shuffles feet, kicks foot into ground, stomps feet, loud footsteps, quiet footsteps, silent footsteps.
ʜᴀɪʀ. Runs fingers through hair, tugs at hair, picks at scalp, chews on hair, twists locks of hair while thinking or nervous, smooths out locks of hair while thinking or nervous, prefers hair out of face, prefers long hair, prefers short hair, wears hair back, keeps hair down, smooths back hair, plays with other’s hair while talking, plays with own hair while talking, strokes hair to comfort others, likes having hair stroked for their own comfort, braids others’ hair while talking, braids own hair while talking, flips hair out of face, pushes hair out of face, leaves hair alone even when falling into face.
Tagged by: I stole it on the dash, but I forgot who, I thiiiiink it may have been @arlquin Tagging: @delusionaid (Wriothesley) @immobiliter (Beidou first, and if you want to do it for Navia and/or Furina too, go ahead 💙) @feilyne @maquiscursed (Kazuha!) @infernaliscor @spiderwarden @avaere (Kaveh or Itto) @lunaetis (Hu Tao!) @sortilegii (Give me that Blade food!) @electrohunter @shrineofprophecy (Ningguang) @nivuruheim — gosh, who else, @narvvhal and whoever else wants to: steal it and tag me!
#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ et cetera. ] every round of finger-guessing is a tiny adventure; and every roll of dice sends sporadic thrills down her spine.#[ the thing is-- and i should properly meta on this at length once; but she'd do a plethora of these depending on 'persona'. ]#[ i actually have a small anon in my askbox about whether she has go-to 'personas' or whether it's all these 'in the moment things'-- ]#[ and i guess consider a short response to it ahead of time here: i suspect a lot of them are in the moment. it clicks more logically imo.#[ but in essence what i mean is; yelan very much molds herself into someone that is beneficial for talking to who she needs to talk to. ]#[ and i don't mean interrogations; i mean she shows different elements herself more sometimes than she does others... ]#[ and other times it /can/ be a full persona. the thing is-- sometimes you simply need one or the other. i'll actually... ]#[ post something in a sec of rusty ryan from ocean's eleven pretty much doing the perfect thing that helps with this. ]#[ any way-- back to my point. ]#[ i tried to keep a lot of this strictly /her/; a proper glimpse into her traits 'au natural' without persona but it's also the side... ]#[ that not many see. ]#[ so hi. yes. :) ]#[ also hi hello; i've given in. i've chosen the way of the rectangle. ]
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Guess who gets to move two states away within the next month?
Like I know I've been pretty spotty with posting but I'm hoping once we're out of this waiting mode we seem to be in, and at the latest settled in, I'll hopefully have more motivation to keep y'all updated.
#mj talks#my partner got a nice job in northern indiana and this will mean we'll finally be living on our own together#we scoped out a nice apartment and i found a job to apply to that I'm excited about#i really hope it works out#but it'll be a bit of an adventure and it'll be a huge change of scenery#at least with the timing of it we'll be missing the hottest of southwest Missouri's weather#not dice#if everything works out how we hope we should have space for me to continue making dice#it just might take a bit to get that set up#I'm excited though#at the very least i have some WIPs to finish so at least i have that for now
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I think I might... actually enjoy being a dm as much as being a player. my friends had fun, which is really the main thing I need to achieve as a dm
I ran a oneshot heist adventure and then we did a session zero for a longer campaign. but I do miss being a player and having a blorbo to run. fortunately, a miracle happened:
when I asked if anybody wanted to try being the dm, I was prepared for them to say no, but amazingly one of them said they wanted to try!! it was their first time playing dnd and they already wanted to dm a oneshot!! huzzah, I am not cursed to be a forever gm.
anyway, I'm running two tables, which is wild because I didn't think I knew that many people who wanted to play lol. and they're going in different directions too. one table wanted magicpunk and I think there will be themes of magitech's relationship with society + the accessibility/science-ification of magic. meanwhile the other table will be more fantasy based with a soft(-er) magic system based on intention/self-mastery, and themes of coming-of-age/building your identity/finding yourself/etc. mechanically they're both still rooted in 5e mechanics, just with different flavor text (the magicpunk one relies heavily on the rules of spellcasting components, for example, and was even directly inspired from it).
it's kinda interesting to work on two different campaigns. it feels like I'm really stretching my creativity and its limits but like... in a fun way?
#mine musings#i pitched my campaign idea and immediately they were like: yes we love this because we can make props with this#lmao i love that they're so into it#anyway do you think i can slowly transition them to other ttrpg systems in the future#maybe i'll make this a short campaign and then i'll go BAM let's do bitd#liveblogging dice adventures
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