#adrien has issues

[chocostrwberry]

Adrien: My girlfriend became a goddess to save the world and now I have to raise a younger version of the person responsible for this.

Nino: That’s rough buddy.

[diyvampyrism]

marinette and adrien: guys we did it we're finally a couple!

their classmates: kiss right now in front of us or you're fucking lying

[rayraygo1267]

Gabenath Memes because I can

Note: Featuring Adrien’s Daddy Issues

[kittypawcollective]

this song is so adrien core

[the-commonplace-book]

saw some posts going around about how movie adrien was insufferable and a fuckboy and seemed like the kind of guy who might call a girl a bitch and can't take no for an answer and i couldn't figure out why for the life of me

finally watched some scenes in the english dub and

oh honey no

what IS that line delivery???

;_; how did they murder my boy??

[wisteriasymphony]

petition for the eventual sequel series to mlb (HEAR ME OUT HERE) to have everybody living the best lives that the fandom would want them to, cute kids and all that.... except for Adrien, who cracked under the pressure and whose child star syndrome led to him moving to LA and developing at least 2 crippling addictions and from there it's basically catboy Bojack Horseman.

Marinette and him can be married, but only if they separated after 2 weeks and both of them regret it but are too scared to reach out.

[ranubd]

Why is her whole arc about being clumsy omg.. 😥😥

AND LMAO THE OLD MAN?????? HELP?

[chattybugette]

Neurotypical son (Adrien) versus neurodivergent dad and assistant (Gabriel and Nathalie)

[sizzleissues]

Hello I wrote this in ten tired minutes. Content warning. I think I’m going to write an Adrien is traumatised fic one day.

Adrien bends back, his knees skidding along the dais, stopping in a heap at the other end. Pain shoots up his legs like firecrackers, bursting through the cacophony of noise in his head. In glimpses he catches sparks of red, purple and scarlet, before the noise swallows it up. Deafening quiet, mollifying screams. Voices screech in his ears but silence tears through his brain. It contradicts itself. 

It is all. So it becomes nothing.

Adrien takes a sliver of a breath, twisting his clunky body to face the battle. Ladybug misses again with her yo-yo, a piece of the wall coming off in a spiked chunk. Monarch laughs, marching forward and grabbing the child by her neck. He throws Ladybug away like she weighs less than a paperweight. Pink bubbles envelop her as she falls and Adrien looks away. He would not learn her identity through seeing her rag dolled body.

Instead he watches Monarch, his father, stride toward his mothers cocoon. His staff clicks along the ground, trailing his son's blood. He’s his son. His blood. Monarch caresses his mother’s cheek whispering something he cannot hear. Then he holds out his hand and reforms the ladybug miraculous into a set of twin rings. Ones he thinks destroyed but instead rest in his son’s breast pocket.

He’s his son. His pocket.

Monarch slips then on and wastes no time in transforming. No time to check behind his back. No time to turn. No time to look. 

Ladybug appears with a spiked chunk of the wall in her hands and spears it through Monarch’s body. His father’s body. His father doesn’t scream, a simple sigh leaving his throat before blood spills out after it. His transformation fails. Ladybug drops the spike and picks the rings off his body.

Adrien avoids her face. She doesn’t look at him. She tosses him the ring and through sheer dumb luck it lands within reach. They transform in silence.

She ties the body’s hands together, barely shaking. The body won’t remain dead but the impact of watching it die will stick with him nonetheless. Adrien waits for her to cast the cure before attempting to move. His wounds fade to nothing as pink magic flies out from the disintegrating baseball bat.

His father stirs.

All is not well

This is directly under another warm up Drabble where Adrienette is cute and move into a shitty apartment, so huge juxtaposition there. Basically this is a, we just found out who’s Monarch and immediately confront him type situation. So I tried to show Adrien having a disconnect from the idea its his father and who his father is, and who he is. Presumably just before the opening line, Monarch stole his miraculous without even looking at who it was.

[quijotine]

miraculous s5 finale was definitely,,,,, Something. But I did find it interesting that Luka is training to become a Guardian.

It was terribly hilarious and random, but imo it's the one thing that actually made quite a lot of sense.

In terms of stakes, it kind of parallels (and the keyword is kind of) Kagami's knowledge of the senti-twins, which is a nice callback to the supporting role of the alternate love interests.

idk how much longer miraculous will run for at this point i am convinced climate change will first kill us all than miraculous will end lmao but the fact Luka knows the identities of Marinette and Adrien, and that he holds the one miraculous able to turn back time actually make him a perfect candidate to be Marinette's successor as the Guardian if and when she needs to step down.

though honestly i don't think Marinette stepping down from her role as guardian is where the show is headed to. i am not sure how that would even be possible at this point nor i'll stick around to find out lol.

[4e7her]

hello. sorry i disappeared again i think this is just who i am now. finally living my dreams of being a cryptid

i wrote like a chapter and a half of a fuckign ladybug fic today. it is cringe but i am free. who is interested (it's not gonna follow canon very closely at all because i do not care it is for my enjoyment)

[shayberri789]

Do you like strawberries with cheese?

I don't actually like strawberries except under very specific circumstances 😅

[sparkler-man]

imagine if ladybug and chat noir did the "suspect" TikTok trend?

[corvidcrafts273]

things i dont actually like about miraculous:

Marinettes identity being reduced to "oh woe is me im in love with adrien", like she is so much more than how she is portrayed, shes creative, shes resourceful, shes smart, neither of these have to be mutually exclusive, why cant she be both?

[buggachat]

the fact that bug noire told adrien that she was mortally wounded and that gabriel used the wish to save her ............. omg ..... absolutely horrific thing for adrien chat noir agreste to hear. i dont think she has any idea how much that was the worst possible thing to tell adrien because she doesn't know he's CHAT NOIR!!!!

hello, chat noir, my dear partner that already has issues with self sacrificial tendencies. did you know that the one time you weren't around, i nearly died. i needed you to protect me and you weren't there. your father, on the other hand, is a hero for dying to save me. i sure hope you don't internalize any of this.

[kehannii]

Had the shocking realization today that Adriens whole extended family is English. Like no Felix didn’t use to live in Paris but moved to England, the Graham de Vanilys are literally an old English family and Emilè went and married a French man. Like Adrien and Gabriel are the “outsiders” in this situation.