#adoptable bittys

[moonlightcycle571]

I need Joker to fear Captain Marvel so dam badly. Let me explain.

So we know how we, as a community, all accepted that Billy Batson / Captain Marvel is the most egregious Tax Evader of DC (for this who don’t know, there was a whole poll and our boy Billy won out of literally everyone, including supervillains).

And in the Batman Cartoon (and some comics), it’s stated that Joker is terrified of the IRS.

I think you see the picture.

Joker: I may be crazy enough to fight Batman, but I am NOT crazy enough to deal with the IRS

Captain Marvel: lol imagine doing your taxes

Everyone present: w h a t

*clip goes viral*

IRS Agent: So, Captain Marvel was it? According to this footage, you have no been paying your taxes

Marvel: prove it.

IRS Agent: What?

Marvel: to make me pay anything, you need to know who I am and what’s to pay. I got nothing to pay.

IRS Agent: that’s not-

Marvel: not even Batman knows who or what I am. For all you know, I could be living in a multidimensional rock situated in, quite literally, the middle of nowhere.

IRS Agent: …

IRS Agent: I- w h a t

*some time later*

IRS AGENT: YOU BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO LATE CC BATSON. SOMEONE WHO HASNT PAID TAXES IN 70 YEARS! YOU OWE US TAXES

Marvel: no I’m not

IRS Agent: Don’t try-

Marvel, holding the lasso of truth: I am not CC Batson, I don’t owe you shit. Plus he’s totes dead so can’t be me.

IRS Agent: DAMMIT

Joker: This mofo is crazy! Crazy? I was crazy onc-

*later*

IRS Agent, in Fawcette: why is none telling me anything!!!! You, Child, what do you know of your local hero?

Itty Bitty Billy Batson: lmao aren’t you that Agent harassing Cap

IRS Agent: it’s not harassment if he owes the government taxes

Billy: good luck taxing anyone in Fawcette lmao, magic doesn’t give a shit about that. Also we have different currency’s that just switches on random basis. So unless the government takes Drachmas, you’re cooked

IRS Agent, on the verge of tears: this has never happened before

Lex Luthor: WRITE THAT DOWN WRTE THAT DOWN

Bonus:

Billy: you know, I know someone who has been commuting tax evasion, tax fraud and more charges. His name is Ebenezer Batson. That’s E B E N Z E R and he lives just outside of Fawcette. Can’t miss him.

IRS Agent, who has a fridge with ‘CC Batson’ and is more than happy to get old man prey: thanks kid

Bonus 2:

Billy: Sweet, the IRS put my uncle in jail and the police gave me back my inheritance. Now to convert this into Fawcette currency (they will not be taxing this money)

Joker, visibly weeps

[domibomz]

when you bite a baby to see if shes your dead gf's great great great great great great great great great great grandbaby @ghostsessioned is responsible for this lil baby harrow design <3

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 262

Pondering Ghosts are Dragons, and just rotating each design in my head I have for them. That is the ghosts we see in the show more than just once or twice lol. Just pondering each of them and potential types and descriptions and how the people of Amity see them, as they’re used to the dragons around, vs say someone from Outside, crossover or no, who are Not used to the maybe slightly eldritch undeath interdimensional dragons around everywhere. 

That is not normal for other people. 

To the Amity Parkers? Boxy is simply a chonky dragon with small boxy wings and covered in blue scales. To people just coming into the city, it’s like seeing a giant komodo dragon when you’re just walking home- not something you exactly want to see and something that is dangerous. 

Kitty’s and Johnny’s weekly relationship tussle? Par for the course really. But to visitors? Two giant wyverns tearing into each other, shimmering greens that could be scales, could be tendrils, and shadows lengthening and thrashing like a living beast all its own. 

And this is just the small dragonlings, not even beginning with larger ones like Pandora and Fright Knight, chill as they may be. 

Outsiders don’t understand that they’re more than just animals. Amity is used to this, but people who have no clue what’s going on? They don’t.

They call the police, the heroes, the government, for help, for answers. And that? That the GIW can use. 

[14dayswithyou]

So Ren likes arachnids..

*slides sona in, who is a spider demon*

(aside from that I have had two bird eaters before and I can say, spiders are fun pets)

Ren: Woah, A-Angel! That's so cool! Also Ren: *glitches like 4 other otherwordly limbs onto himself to match*

[cassielsunstone]

Childhood friends 🐬

[ghostwnby]

[vex-bittys]

*I just wanted to let my followers know that there are still other active bitty blogs out there. If you have an active blog and want to be added to the list (or know of other active bitty blogs), let me know!

@dumplingsspookysweeties has adoptable bitties and scenarios/asks are open!

@fantasy-fields-bitty-center is an active bitty blog with bittybones available for adoption! Make sure to check out the masterpost to see everything they have to offer!

@himesbittycenter is another active bitty blog offering Sans, Papyrus, and Frisk bitties as well as Cult of the Lamb, Rainworld, and original bitties!

@jayedshifter has active bitty adoptions at their Golden Den Bitty Center! Go check it out; there are Undertale and Invader Zim bitties!

@blacksheepbittybones is also active! They offer Asriel, Muffet, Undyne, and Alphys bitties!

[skelekins]

bitty doodles - buncha Fumes and Peye - little Bugg propelling himself down

Fumes giving @sans-guy's crumb a lighter to make up

Kelek gib bitty @mothiepixie's Boysen bitty a smoochum

N then some rough doodles of a bitty Stone - i cant remember why we were talking about him being like Ken or being a fan of Ken lmao

Fumes, Peye, Bugg, and Stone belong to me Crumb belongs to Sans-guy Boysen belongs to mothiepixie

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

Cottagecore bitty: Cherry UnderFell Sans

UnderFell (Cherry)Sans Cottagecore bitty

Name: Cherbre

Species: Skeleton monster

Size: 7 - 9 inches tall(mini), 2'6 - 3'6 feet tall(fullsize)

Personality: Timid, shy, soft spoken,

Likes: cottagecore themed things, cherry themed things

Dislikes: extremely hot weather,

Compatibility: They love to dress cutesy! but are a total door mat so they'll wear whatever they have honestly and wont ask for much-

Cherbres are adorably cute and easygoing, but they tend to be passive and will often go along with whatever their owner wants, and while they won’t demand much, they thrive in a nurturing, gentle environment where they can feel safe and appreciated, they’re good companions for those who are patient and willing to take things slow!

though they enjoy looking cute, they don't have the confidence to be picky about their wardrobe, they’re easy to care for but do require a soft, comforting environment!

They have more sensitive bones and therefore need softer clothes! Luckily Fantasy Fields has plenty for them and they get sent to their new homes with several outfits but still!!

Cherbres tend to be a bit of a doormat, never asking for much, and will happily wear whatever clothes they’re given,

Feeding habits: They love just about anything cherry themed or flavored! so if you ever have any issues feeding them cherries are your best bet!!

Additional info: They're often adopted by new parents or beginner bitty owners because of how easy they can be! Though they often get rescued or returned due to that as they can also be very easy to mistreat-

Zone: Inside

In Universe: Cherbres are seen as gentle, low-maintenance bitties. They’re beloved for their sweet nature and are often kept by those who enjoy a calm, cottagecore-inspired lifestyle!

Difficulty: Beginner

Main Features:, Light, pastel-colored bones(manly pinks, reds, and sometimes greens, purples, or blacks), with a cherry-like motif!

Main Clothing: simple, cute outfits, often in soft pastel colors like pink, light green, and soft red, they love dresses or little tunics that are comfortable and gentle on their tiny more sensitive bones! Accessories like small bows or flower crowns are also common!! They don't mind wearing hand-me-downs or whatever is provided, as long as it’s soft and cozy,

[rhinocio]

POB Bitty would like to offer you some nice eggs in this trying time

(Don’t worry, the hens at base are laying more than enough to share and Uncle Raph is holding 90% of the weight for him, Bitty just wants to feel strong)

(This is just for funsies, no pressure to reply <3)

とてもちいさい弟 (totemo chīsai otōto) - very little little brother

[nervocat]

Look at my sillies :33 I love them sm <33

[starryluminary]

“John decided I didn’t have to die over an honest mistake” WHAT.

[ironrose-stylistlegion]

video PROOF of butternut squash's general disrespect towards me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 161

Bruce does not like magic. He doesn’t enjoy it at all. Which might be from the fact that it was due to magic that he was in this situation. It wasn’t like he exactly wanted it known, even if he knows Alfred is laughing at him back home. 

The Cult is just terrified of the fact attempting to summon a representative of the Realms ended up with them summoning fucking Batman. 

[cranberrytea451]

@bumpycap

I run a little bitty rescue. We recently got a Killer bitty in.

…unfortunately, killer bitty can be aggressive. People forget that these bitty do not naturally look or behave like this.

Killer are originally classic sans bitties and something…. Bad happens to them. I’m no expert but it can often be the result of a nasty human soul.

It’s my belief that bitty souls absorb some of their human’s soul energy the more they bond…and abuse can warp them.

I know he seems mean now, but with time and care this bitty will be a good companion.

I think your other bitties would actually be good for socializing him!

[mute-me-im-scared]

Recently I got into Bittybones by Fuckin-Crybaby, especially their Grillbitties as Grillby is my favorite character. I noticed that Curly was a water elemental and then started to wonder why there weren't air and earth elementals too. I drew this up and then I added some others I thought of.

All of these bitties are free to adopt, you don't have to ask. Feel free to add them to your artwork, fanfictions, or stories. I only ask you to credit me so I can see it!

Links to their information-

Gustby Information

Grounby Information

Guerrillby Information

Dadby Information

Galaxby Information