#admin rabies

[zalizam516]

Wtf is this artstyle (i love it)

Admin but the anxiety got the best of her

Admin

But with rabies

[anonymous-badger-238]

Unnecessary barrage of incorrect quotes (Manhattan Project edition!)

I was bored and remembered that I used to do these on my Quotev account, just with Pokemon DM me for further elaboration because I need someone to listen to my thought process

Anyways enjoy

Wigner: I think we should kiss. Teller: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Oppenheimer: Jean's the girl of my dreams! Lawrence: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Oppenheimer: I have a lot of dreams.

Oppenheimer: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Teller: You were flirting with Ernest. Oppenheimer: So what? He's my boyfriend. Teller: You asked him if he was single. Oppenheimer: Teller: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

*The S-1 Executive Committee (plus Oppie because he ended up in the huge group photo in Compton's book)'s reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Compton: I will not let you down. Lawrence: Sounds fun. Oppenheimer: K. Conant: No, I'm fucking not. Urey: Do I have to be? Bush: Please god, I am so tired.

*Compton and Conant flirting with each other yet again* Urey: And you two are sure you're not dating? Compton: 100%. Conant: Of course not! Why would you think that? Urey: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Jim. I fucking wonder.

*Admins during the Manhattan Project* Oppenheimer: *does 99% of the work* Lawrence: *has no idea what’s going on* Urey: *says they’re gonna help but does not* Conant: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

Fermi: What state do you live in? Urey: Constant anxiety. Rabi: Denial. Teller: Perfection. Feynman: NEW YORK!

Oppenheimer: I told Ernest that his ears flush when he lies. Rabi: Why? Oppenheimer: Look. Oppenheimer: Hey, Ernest! Do you love us? Lawrence, covering his ears: No. Rabi:

Teller: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up. Szilard: Is it me? Teller: It's always you.

Feynman: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Yeah basically, if you enjoyed let me know and I'll do more

[the-mercs-as]

The mercs as brain diseases/brain conditions (Chronic wasting disease, Kuru, rabies, traumatic brain damage, you name it)

Sorry I took so long to answer this one. Admin tried, so very hard, but ended up just getting depressed when researching. Do you have another suggestion?

(Seriously, this was a good one, Admin just couldn't.)

[askhelena]

so many things happened right after I posted this my bad chat😢

twas just rubbingn my hands deviously and the next thing you know I'm getting an anti rabies shot LMAO

hehehe rubbing my hands deviously, expect a journal page soon

[janitorjuliann]

hospital worker reacts! a self-indulgent list of the funniest thing from every episode of season 1 of House MD

for context im an admin worker specifically in outpatients, so my knowledge of american inpatient wards is minimal at best

LETS GO

s1e01: this is bc i work in australian public health, but the idea of tenure as something a doctor can achieve

s1e02: the sheer concept of consultants searching for an absconded patient. where are your wardies and security officers??

s1e03: these people are highly qualified specialists and theyre... running their own pathology tests. do they literally have not a single patient on the ward they could be seeing??

s1e04: this one is funny bc its true but cuddy making all the med students swab rooms for infection because "its not like theyre doing anything else"

s1e05: dr wilson is MARRIED? to a WOMAN??

s1e06: literally sooooo funny when they break into a house to investigate a patient's history. i cant even get my registrars to check their emails.

s1e07: patients will tell anyone their personal fucking business. like they tell me, the person literally just trying to book their appointment, about their parents dying or their domestic violence incidents. doctors returning those details with some deep meaningful life lesson? HAHAHAHA.

s1e08: this isnt funny but the woman getting snippy and aggressive about her sons treatment literally gave me anxiety palpitations its too accurate

s1e09: in this episode, chase schedules non-emergency neuro/vasc surgery for. later the same day. i am DYING to know what the theatre schedules and e-board look like at this hospital.

s1e10: this was just a good episode i guess nothing to say here. go rabies!

s1e11: genuinely cant believe its taken eleven episodes for someone to deck house. a nurse probably wouldve done it by now if nurses existed in this hospital for longer than 10 seconds at a time.

s1e12: wilson realising he cant go to the monster truck rally with house is genuinely the most heartwrenching acting of the show so far

s1e14: the way these people act about transplant lists is SO funny. i have minimal interaction with this so im gonna go ahead and assume every one of my dialysis kidney transplant patients went through something exactly this dramatic

s1e15: THEY BROUGHT A PIG ONTO THE WARD HHDNDMSMMFFMG

s1e16: the woman refusing surgery for her 30 pound tumour because. she doesn't want a cosmetic scar. ive had this exact conversation i think.

s1e17: house full on tortures a patients in this one. i once had a complaint filed against me because i told an inpatient her ultrasound had been rescheduled.

s1e18: looming spectre of privatised healthcare vs my personal dislike of house's actions FIGHT

s1e19: this is my favourite episode so far bc it has a bed manager as a character. "if she dies at least we'll have a bed free" is also something ive heard multiple times.

s1e20: nothing to say abt the plot but house and wilsons little freak relationship is giving me life tbqh

s1e21: the patients writing "not this leg" before a possible amputation made me v happy!! a case of truth being funny enough for television

s1e22: aaaand one last patient assault to round out the season! i just dont understand how he isnt physically in jail!

final verdict im obsessed with this show im gonna watch all three hundred seasons

[chounaifu]

"Where is my kiss, Executive?"

❝ You had AAAAALLLLLLLL of pride month to come and get an EXCLUSIVE kiss from your favorite executive, and you were busy doing— what— whatever insanely rich people do in their free time? Poor Jax. Poor you. All left out. No rabies. I bet you wish you had rabies. OoOooOOoohhh I bet you wish I had given you rabies, ❞ Proton lounges in his office chair rather dramatically, sitting in a way that his arm hang over the side of it.

He turns his head to look back at the admin and gives him a taunting, provocative look. Proton is a shit head, and just wants to see if he can get a reaction out of the normally stalwart physician; unlikely! But that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to instigate.

It’s his second best skill next to murder.

[uvpartybomb]

(( Have you seen the Fallout series yet? If you have, how was it? We’d love to hear your thoughts on the show! ))

(( Also, don’t mind the parenthesis, this is just the admin of the profile speaking out of character! Nothing to worry too much about! ^^ ))

YESSS WE HAVE!! Its so good! I won't say too much because I don't want to spoil anything for anyone who hasn't seen it yet but I can definitely say its up there as one of the best video game adaptations we've gotten! The show hit all the points that it does for the games and its SO GOOD, We've only fully played fallout 4 but we also really like new vegas (The end had me foaming at the mouth like a mfer with rabies wiughiw)

[virdemption]

My freaking Dream

At my old house took the residence of the two admins of a Mona tumblr fanblog that didn’t really actually talk about Mona. The mods were Mona 15 and Mona 19 respectively and they both took on the appearance of Touched Mona. They asked me to clean and organize all their stuff (which was a lot). This took me 4 hours alone and included but was not limited to:

Four copies of a very old children’s book with titles of Pokemon Bronze, Diamond, Silver, and Platinum. Diamond’s cover had a goth lolita Mickey Mouse on it and the others had the same anthro plumbing pipes in the same dress and rose hairclip. These weren't even about pokemon just the characters of the respective covers.

So many bags of dum-dums. Mona 15 loved mango but hated orange and vice versa for Mona 19.

Two stacks of what I think added to about 150 (probably more) pages worth of construction paper that was actually (with pictures) knowledge about rabies. They posted about one of these briefly and called it Mona 35. There were a lot of “Other Monas” on the blog.

I did get to meet both in person and they literally were both just Touched Mona.

I don’t remember a lot about the blog but it was very chaotic.

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A series of fake iPhone messages, from various members of Hermitcraft to Xisuma, the admin. Each image is messages from a different person. The first is from Doc at 10:08 AM (Doc is the only one with a nickname as the contact, which is "G.O.A.T (Doc)"), who says, "Hey X I know you're on break but there's a dog running around the shopping district and it's biting people / It's kind of urgent lol" (the / is to show that there were two messages). There is no response, and the next messages are from Keralis a few minutes later, which say, "Hello Shashwammy! Hope your day is going as beautifully as your face is! <3 / There's a dog and it bit me. Please help." He also receives no response. The next messages are from Joe Hills, roughly fifteen minutes after Doc and Keralis, and he says, "Howdy X! / As the sun traverses the sky on this glorious morning, so have my shoes. I was out shopping for some dye when a loud bark caught my ear. Turning around, I saw a dog chasing after Keralis. / I tried to ask him if he knew whose dog it was, but he was too busy getting bitten to answer. I'm going to be frank with you here, X, I don't think there's a very high chance that this pooch has been tested for rabies." Xisuma responds to Joe, saying, "This is the third text I've gotten about a dog loose in the shopping area- what color is it?" Joe simply responds, "Brown"

The next few messages are all ten minutes after Joe Hills' texts. The first is from Bdubs, saying, "dog / shopping district / large and fast / i am being chased." Xisuma asks, "Are you alright??" but Bdubs only says, "Hes barking." Next is Grian, who misspells Xisuma a few times at first, saying, "XIZUAM / SOSUMA / EGG." Xisuma asks, "Is it the dog," and Grian responds, "yes there's a dog chasing everybody down on the ground it's really funny / i think impulse boarded himself up in ibuy / pearl has been spamming my phone nonstop telling me to get help so here i am getting help." Xisuma tells him, "Thanks / Well I was supposed to be taking the day off but I'm on my way." Cleo is next, she says, "Whoever owns this dog owes me one foot. I let everyone know but I'm just telling you so that it's official." Xisuma responds, "Cleo, since when has my word on things ever been official?" and Cleo says, "good point, it's not, but if i tell the other Hermits that maybe they'll take me more seriously."

About fifteen minutes later is a text thread with Ren. Xisuma starts it, saying, "Hey Ren, I heard there's a dog running around the shopping district- you can talk to them, right? Can you ask whose it is? / Hello?" The hello is presumably after some time has passed with no answer, but eventually Ren responds, "My brother in crafting, I have a confession to make here." Xisuma asks "what is it," and Ren tells him, "This is no ordinary beast. This common dog is no less than myself, taken by a sudden rambunctious and silly mood!" Xisuma just says, "Ren."'

under the read-more bonus is messages from Jevin, another approximate fifteen minutes after Xisuma's messages with Ren. Jevin asks, "can we put Ren down or at least hunt him for sport," Xisuma tells him, "No," and his response is cut in half but looks like "this server is BORING." the second bonus reblog is from Pixl R. Recap, at 12:27 PM (roughly two and a half hours after the ordeal started and one and a half after it was resolved), who says, "Good luck with the Dog, X." Xisuma replies, "Thanks! / How did you already know," and Pixl tells him, "Recap magic / (Also, I think Sloy made a deal with Cleo for inside information after they beat him in the sexyman polls.)" Xisuma asks, "what's a sexyman?" and Pixl says, "Don't worry about it." /end ID]

this photo set is titled "what if there was a dog running loose around the shopping district and a few of the Hermits texted Xisuma about it"

Bonus:

[justlikemonicageller]

Went Out of My Comfort Zone

I woke up at 7 AM and feed by furbabies as usual, then I swept the floor. Around 8 AM I went to the hospital for the second shot of my anti-rabies vaccine. I bought pancake with hot choco and spaghetti at Jollibee for my breakfast. We had a meeting earlier about our requirements and RTO once a month, fortunately, we report to office or work from home as much as we want to so long as we will be in the office at least once a month. In the afternoon, I went to the admin to pay my association dues and then I went to the parking to drive the car, since the last time I drove it was last week. Unfortunately, one of my tires is flat, and I had to choice but to bring it in the nearest gas station. I still can’t drive alone outside the condominium, so today was my first time to do it because I had no choice but to overcome my fear little by little. It was scary but I didn’t feel too much fear because my stomach is aching and I almost pooped in my undies lol because of diarrhea. Thank you, Lord for guiding me earlier ♥️🤍.

[rabidgays]

tomy

tomy

[justlikemonicageller]

Overwhelmed??

I woke up early today, (when it’s weekend zzz) . I ate french toast for my breakfast (which I made). For my lunch, I cooked salted egg shrimp. Right after cooking, I vacuumed my home. Unfortunately around lunch time, my furbaby bit me aggressively, I literally cried because he didn’t let go right away and bit me so hard to to point I cried so hard because it was painful. It was bleeding kaya I went to The Medical city to have anti-rabies vaccine. Another unfortunate thing, after waiting for 5 hours, I wasn’t able to have the shot because the admins and nurses went home since they were only until 6 PM, hence I need to go back tomorrow morning for the first shot (hayyyy). Oh, but there’s a good thing naman that happened today, my AWM was delivered before lunch time and am so happy about it, finally, I have my own AWM hihi. Thank you, Lord 🤍♥️.

[saltedearths]

"It's not a stupid idea to get an itemized list. Pisses admin off, but I'm not complaining." Dante would piss anyone off, but in the magic few times that he manages o do i for he "greater good" it always feels a little sweet, even when the greater good meant helping a bratty little bartender with rabies and a flu shot. "Now, we're going to get to the flu shot. Let me at your other arm."

Disinfecting the injection site, Dante takes a skim across his numerous tattoos and bites his tongue—small talk wasn't for him, but neither was silence for Max. So the two simply battled it out, trying to eke out what they preferred as the procedure went on. "Christ," Dante's voice is low before responding and moving Max's arm, just to get a clear shot at the muscle. "I would have much better bedside manners, for one," he lies, trying to be cordial. "And it at least knows what to do when you come in conscious the next time."

"you remembered, how sweet." everyone at st. peter's is used to his particular song and dance by now. ever since he discovered itemized lists, he's insisted on it. hey, it works! the important thing is that it cuts down on all those nasty consequences for his actions—at least as far as medical bills goes. rabies is just the newest addition to his numerous make out sessions with death. max only rolls his eyes as dante approaches with the syringe, a marked improvement from his usual endless jabbering. the needle pinches and then it's over. rabies resigned! "i'm not. obviously. what were you gonna do if i was, hold my hand?" and... he's back.

[rabidgays]

I HAVE. AN ANOUNCMENT.

THIS. THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. JUNIPER. FUCKING. SLOAN.

HE.....................

HES GORDON FREEEMAN.................... BUT BRITISH :SOB:

I CANT BREATH E I CANT UNSEE IT

[rabidgays]

[Verse 1] I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Hang from your rafters, patchwork & paisley I could suck you dry on the rocks with a twist But just like a vampire, I don't exist Walkie-talkie static, white noise telepath Can you read between the Morse code lines? Dead from the neck up but, living just enough To beg you, pretty boy, please, let me die [Refrain] Well, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Drain you of your love until you hate me [Verse 2] & I could take your life, if you're done with it, sweetheart Used to picking at that, only ate the good parts Hey, whatever works on a cheap date (Check please!) Falling off the bone, I'm awful-glad we met We only ever notice what's in front of us Read over my shoulder, breathing down my neck Are we on the same page? Yeah and I'm getting old here! Come on don't you get it? What the heck? [Refrain] Oh, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Drain you of your love until you hate me [Whistle Solo] [Chorus] Yes, to err is human, so don't be one This was a mistake, I'll take my leave But, before I go, let me know if you see A little black bag with a toe tag please [Bridge] If you don't hate me, then reanimate me Prove it to me baby, lightning in my veins These instincts I've met Needed to stave me Monsters must be people So, oh, geez! [Refrain / Chorus] Oh, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Drain you of your love until you hate me I will drink your blood 'till your lips turn blue Drain you of your love, if you want me to

[rabidgays]

THE THEHTEHE

THE LYRICAL VERSIONS!!! THEYRE OUUT!!!! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kl_uVy37SqiNG8b0QdVMenW8rj3PGoq4Y HEHEHHEHEH!!!!