#adhd funny

[autball]

Sure, a lotta people have what’s depicted on the right with their besties, but I’m tellin’ you - this is how I am with EVERYONE.

Disclaimers (because some of y’all just like to fight):

1. This is a cartoon, not a research paper. Generalization and exaggeration have been employed and are allowed, so please save your “Not All…” energies for something else.

2. I have used ND as a shorthand for autistic/ADHD, and NT as shorthand for NOT autistic/ADHD, which is popular but technically improper usage. MANY other things count as neurodivergence, which makes neuronormative a more accurate term to use when referring to people who “don’t get” a particular flavor of neurodivergence. I only have so much room in these little boxes though, so I hope you’ll forgive me for working with what I got.

3. I didn't pull this outta nowhere. Friendship Degradation Mechanics are a thing, and other autistics and ADHDers have written about why we don't experience them the same way NTs seem to. Go googling if you want to know more.

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[aintgonnatakethis]

*forgets to take my ADHD meds*

*The Fog™ overpowers me*

me, every single time:

[cptwoolbeard]

Partner 1: Send noods

Partner 2: Don’t you mean ‘send nudes’?

Partner 1: No, I mean send noodles. I forgot I was supposed to eat today

[awkwardgoddesss]

When you, a neurodivergent, can tell that someone you're hanging out with is neurodivergent, without actually speaking about it.

Like yes, my friend with the telltale signs. Go be a crackhead potato, I fully support you and will proceed to join you

[adhdgirl-d96]

People with ADHD can't be consistent because consistency is a key and we've lost them....😅

[feral-balatron]

What, you mean healthy people don't stay in bed for five hours when waking up and then get disappointed that it's already 6:00?

[narrative-driven-off-a-cliff]

Me: *considers sharing a fact about AuDHD*

Me: *remembers I got that fact from tumblr*

Me: *looks to see what the internet's reputable articles say about AuDHD*

The Internet's Reputable Articles:

[thepisserrrrrr]

normalize panicking and shutting down when someone isnt completely 100% straightforward

[the-chaotic-christian]

I was taught growing up to pray using the A.C.T.S method-adoration, confession, thanksgiving, supplication-and this is a good method.

However, I have adhd, so my prayers often look a lot more like this;

Me: Dear Heavenly Father you are the King of the Universe, the Almighty-

oOo I have a new idea for that fanfic I’m working on!

-the Great I Am-

If economics are done right in the Fire Nation after the war they’re going to go into a depression-

-I confess my sins to You, even the ones I don’t know I committed-

I need to feed the cats

*completely loses track of prayer to go feed the cats before I forget*

Wait, where was I?

*it’s now twelve thirty AM and I’m rambling to my Heavenly Father about Fire Nation Politics. I’m sure He doesn’t mind 😂

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

that moment when you remember that One Thing you wanted to search up three days ago but when you had opened your computer at the time immediately forgot what it was

[kingcaspian43]

i’m so sexy,

i’m plagued with adhd, frequent back pains, and moderate to severe anxiety

[shoulda-been-a-redhead]

my google search that yielded absolutely nothing useful

[fictionalhubbydreamer]

This-

I swear my ADHD does exact same!

Like my mind cant shut up!!

[catchymemes]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[feral-balatron]

Adhd is that one king julien song

I like to move it move it