#adhd funny

[aintgonnatakethis]

*forgets to take my ADHD meds*

*The Fog™ overpowers me*

me, every single time:

[cptwoolbeard]

Partner 1: Send noods

Partner 2: Don’t you mean ‘send nudes’?

Partner 1: No, I mean send noodles. I forgot I was supposed to eat today

[awkwardgoddesss]

When you, a neurodivergent, can tell that someone you're hanging out with is neurodivergent, without actually speaking about it.

Like yes, my friend with the telltale signs. Go be a crackhead potato, I fully support you and will proceed to join you

[adhdgirl-d96]

People with ADHD can't be consistent because consistency is a key and we've lost them....😅

[feral-balatron]

What, you mean healthy people don't stay in bed for five hours when waking up and then get disappointed that it's already 6:00?

[narrative-driven-off-a-cliff]

Me: *considers sharing a fact about AuDHD*

Me: *remembers I got that fact from tumblr*

Me: *looks to see what the internet's reputable articles say about AuDHD*

The Internet's Reputable Articles:

[thepisserrrrrr]

normalize panicking and shutting down when someone isnt completely 100% straightforward

[the-chaotic-christian]

I was taught growing up to pray using the A.C.T.S method-adoration, confession, thanksgiving, supplication-and this is a good method.

However, I have adhd, so my prayers often look a lot more like this;

Me: Dear Heavenly Father you are the King of the Universe, the Almighty-

oOo I have a new idea for that fanfic I’m working on!

-the Great I Am-

If economics are done right in the Fire Nation after the war they’re going to go into a depression-

-I confess my sins to You, even the ones I don’t know I committed-

I need to feed the cats

*completely loses track of prayer to go feed the cats before I forget*

Wait, where was I?

*it’s now twelve thirty AM and I’m rambling to my Heavenly Father about Fire Nation Politics. I’m sure He doesn’t mind 😂

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

that moment when you remember that One Thing you wanted to search up three days ago but when you had opened your computer at the time immediately forgot what it was

[kingcaspian43]

i’m so sexy,

i’m plagued with adhd, frequent back pains, and moderate to severe anxiety

[fictionalhubbydreamer]

This-

I swear my ADHD does exact same!

Like my mind cant shut up!!

[catchymemes]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[birdhism]

[feral-balatron]

Adhd is that one king julien song

I like to move it move it

[lunarrisings]