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Finished Ship of Magic today so hereās the Reaperās ship boy
#don't fear the reaper's ship's boy#actually if you are a seal you should#girl can flay that pelt before you notice it's gone#althea vestrit#āathelā#liveship traders#realm of the elderlings#rote fanart renaissance
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umemiyaās pirate outfit is imo his hottest merch but if they made pirate chika heād steal the show
#id still choose ume but chika? heād have these little braids that endo put in his hair#the BOOTS BRO????#how deep could u make his vneck without killing both yourself and endo in the process#also? pirate endoāsā¦okay. but siren endo? pirate captain Chika just stands there like šļøššļø can you stop singing the first time he comes#in contact with endo and endoās like HUH???? š holā up boy i gotta follow u#but i also like the concept of selkie endo who gives pirate chika his seal skin and chika has no clue abt selkie culture so hes like#yea this coat is cunty enough. Iāll wear it.#reader/chika with reader as a selkie works good tooā¦u can make him completely yan abt it or it can be silly#i like the concept of all of noroshi for the most part being some type of sea monster š„°#its the monster fucker in me tho#banjo being a mermanā¦teeth#a captain with a ship full of monsters *dreamy sigh*#also if i ever made a pirate au i wouldnt make suo a pirate on the Bofurin#because i think its silly if he was the only one with an eyepatch but heās actually just the shipās merchant#hes got a slick tongue for deals#wait im having brain blasts rn should I do hcsā¦.
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How to support the WGA Strike
Okay so. At our member meeting the other night someone asked if we are going to do a campaign asking people to cancel their subscriptions. Leadership said no -- the problem with a campaign like this is that it could really backfire. If it becomes a big, publicized thing, then the pressure is on to have a huge percentage of cancellations from the general public, which look, realistically, we know weāre not likely to receive, even from people who are sympathetic to us. So an official campaign is not something theyāre interested in pursuing, though, of course, any pressure our allies and supporters can put on the companies of their own accord is very welcome.
They also said that out of all of the companies in the AMPTP, Netflix is the fucking worst.
So, with all that said, Iād like to address everyone who has so kindly been messaging me to ask how they can show their support. Hereās a suggestion, not from the WGA in any official capacity but just a thought from your friend and fellow Tumblrina Sam:Ā Cancel your Netflix subscription. When they ask why, tell them itās because you want them to return to the table and give us a fair deal.Ā Then donate your subscription fee to the Entertainment Community Fund, which is a fund that is available to any worker in the entertainment industry who is negatively impacted by the strike.
#wga#wga strike#writers strike#actual wga member#and if you're in LA or NYC please feel free to join us on the picket lines!!#definitely please honk when you drive by that gives us life#you could also bring by food or drinks or whatever#though in my opinion it shouldĀ probably be sealed
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Mood board for my latest project. Little bit of it below the cut.
You eat the lunch you packed and pull off your sweater, the noon sun warming you up enough to not need it, at least for the moment. You putt along to a new spot and try fishing again, this time catching three good sized fish. Surprising, considering the time of day, but sometimes you get lucky. You're thinking about heading back home when you spot a flash of white under the water.
You grab your camera, determined to be ready. And then a grey shape launches out of the water and into your boat, nearly capsizing it. The white orca sluices through the water next to your boat a moment later, regarding you disdainfully with one bloodshot eye. He flicks his tail as he dives again, soaking you and your passenger.
Your seal friend makes himself comfortable at the prow of the boat, entirely too pleased with himself.
"You're on thin ice, mister!" You tell him, turning back the way you'd come. Thanks to him you missed your photo and nearly went for a swim in deep water. You're pretty sure he couldn't help you out of that situation even if he wanted to, especially with a hunter swimming just below. You certainly don't want four inch teeth biting you in half.
Of course, you don't want to see your friend get eaten in front of you either. You know its the way of the ocean, but he's your little buddy.
The white orca cuts across your path again. You stop your engine, heart hammering, and grab your camera. He disappears into the depths for a moment, and then jumps a little ways away. If you didnāt know better, youād say he was showing off. You get several quick snaps that you know will be gorgeousā Water droplets catching the sun, his ghostly white body stark against the backdrop of the dark ocean. You grin at the seal, and yelp when something thumps the bottom of your boat, rocking it harshly.
Then the white orca (he needs a name, so you land on Ghost) surfaces next to you, terrifyingly close, and spits water at the seal.
āHoly shit,ā you breathe, adjusting your lens for the close contact, camera shutter clicking away as you shoot pictures. Ghost eyes you, and then spits water a second time. The seal looks deeply offended, but not concerned, even with his hunter bobbing in the water a few feet away. āArenāt you a pretty boy.ā
He is pretty. A juvenile, maybe, now that you see him up closeā Heās a bit small for an orca, but heās all alone out here, no pod to speak of, and a juvenile wouldnāt survive on itās own. As if he can hear your compliment, he creaks at you.
The seal barks back. He seems offended by Ghostās presence. Understandable, since Ghost was trying to eat him earlier. You get a few funny snaps of the two of them regarding each other over the rim of the boat, having a conversation that you have no way of understanding. You feel a bit insane. A bit like youāre going to wake up laying in the bottom of your boat any minute, and this will all be a funny dream.
#cave writing#I don't have a title yet so I can't make an actual title card#this hardly qualifies as a mood board but I'm a sick fuck and the orca throwing the seal gets me laughing every time#true GhostSoap dynamic#I'm listening to so much Stan Rogers rn#I was listening to the Corries but I didn't like their version of Barrett's Privateers so I got sidetracked#Free in the Harbour hits#I've also been doing a lot of research on orcas and let me tell you. People have not been good to them#But in Western North Atlantic populations there's been more and more sightings since the 90s in the Maritimes#And lots of calves!! There's less pollution from farming run off in the northern areas so the population isn't experiencing the same-#fertility problems that some other groups of orcas do#and they seem to be more diverse in their breeding practices too which is good#there's a pod in the Southern hemisphere that's like Hapsburg levels of inbreeding#Although there are still some breeding problems all over just from being apex predators#lots of pollutants collect high up in the chain#That's why the resident pods on the West Coast of north america seem to do a bit better - They're primarily fish eaters#versus transient whales that tend to eat more mammals and other whales#People need to get their shit together about the ocean#Sorry what was I saying#I'm working on a novel version of this because there's a bigger story to tell but I still want to finish this fic version and post it#Sitting around 9k now but I'll probably finish it before posting just to avoid another WIP people want me to update chapters on lmao#anyway I should go do some chores or something
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anyone else ever seen baby lizards running in the river when they open their eyes even though no one taught them how or why?
#so maybe when you kiss me i can let you see me cry#and if we keep going by the feeling we can get by#iāve been watching that video of inconsolable over and over today#itās so good omg#iām not sure that iāve ever actually seen baby lizards though#i should remedy this immediately#katie gavin#whacked seal posting
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Spiritual opposite of junji ito wet dog
#every day I have to stop and ask myself if something Iām adding in is too much#should I reel it in?#no Iām having fun <3#I have FINALLY settled on what Evieās actual role in the military is#sheās a part of this organization of sorcerers and witches trained to be likeā¦ the Heroes of their country#theyāre incredibly powerful and also incredibly secretive. in order to fully commit themselves to their holy duty their memories are sealed#so they are like killing machines basically#and then thereās Evie. a little tiny woman who walks with a limp#whoās paperwork list her magical aptitude as āempathā#and everyoneās like how the fuck did u end up here#except for Crow whoās like oh wow your life sucks. come back to my home and Iāll hand feed you grapes :)
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hey man I appreciate you letting me know and I did delete that post and reblogged a version that didn't have that person's comment on it because after looking at that person's blog I wasn't comfortable reblogging from them even tangentially, but as a general psa I am not double checking every single blog on every single post I reblog for questionable content. If I see a name I recognize or it shows up red on shinigami eyes or the post is related to the topic at hand, I'll scope things out, but it isn't reasonable to expect me to do that all the time for every post and for every conceivable topic, nor is it reasonable for me to expect you guys to let me know every time you recognize a blog that, as an example, supports throwing cans of beans at baby seals but made an unrelated comment on a post about cake.
#this kind of thing has its uses#for example ''hey you reblogged a dogwhistle on accident this is what that poster was actually trying to say''#but I'm assuming ''don't throw cans of beans at baby seals'' is the default opinion of someone who posts ''I like buttercream icing''#you know#like don't stress yourself out#blah blah something about moral ocd something about how posting is not activism#not mad at anon just like#putting this out there#this is something i'm trying to get better about myself#like I used to check every blog obsessively and then I realized that's an ocd symptom that I should probably try to redirect or mitigate
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#does anyone else kinda die inside when you see a ācertified freshā seal on a movie?#like I actually genuinely think rotten tomatoes ruined film criticism#like a good review is going to be nuanced or should be#I personally have decided to see films because things listed by reviewers as āflawsā are positives for me#I also think it promotes mediocrity#challenging movies are by nature going to be uncomfortable#and reviews should reflect that#no higher praise for a film than it being polarizing imao#not in the book [ooc]
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Since it's not going in my article due to space constraints, i'll share a bit about Jane Manning James here. It won't be superfleshed out atm bc it got cut. I plan to do more later. As I am *Reorganized*, writing this for a Community of Christ publication, i researched Ld-S shared history to the point of Nauvoo. my article doesn't follow west (technically). the main resource was an LDS one (thank you v much for your freely available archive) asking about her time with the prophet of the Restoration.
Jane Manning James
A significant Black Latter Day Saint from the early church was Jane Manning James. A woman from Connecticut notably made the walk from Buffalo, New York to Nauvoo, Illinois on foot, with most of her family. This was only after being separated from the group of recently converted latter day saints in Buffalo, possibly due to their race. Jane was baptized in 1842 by missionaries in her home state of Connecticut. She recorded these things about her journey and arrival to Nauvoo and her faith when asked to recall her life living with Joseph Smith in 1905.
āWhen I went there [Nauvoo] I only had two things on me, no shoes nor stockings, wore them all out on the roadā¦ They [Joseph and Emma] was looking for us because I wrote them a letter. There was eight of us, my mother and two sisters and a brother and sister-in-law, and we had two children, one they had to carry all the way there, and we traveled a thousand miles.ā
She was sure in her belief of the Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ and Modern Prophecy. She says in her recollection, after seeing that Joseph Smith Jr was indeed the man in her vision in Connecticut, that āThis is the Gospel of Jesus Christ and there will never be any other on earth. It has come to stay.ā Sister James would later go west with the saints under the leadership of then Apostle Brigham Young.
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thank you for the example set Sister James on faith, dedication, and perseverance. She also had spiritual gifts, such as speaking in tongue and faith healing. She believed following the gospel, knowing it was a key to a better way of living life (for her.) it wasn't easy for her, and yet, i think the faith community i observe today (and mormonism in general) is better, just for her having lived it.
may she be at peace, and in a manner God, Sister Jane herself, and her family she led that meant so very much to her, see fit.
#the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints#latter day saint#afrostake#tumblrstake#mormon#mormon history#mormonism#religion#they dont mention anything about sealing bc we don't have it#most reorg saints don't know it exists nor that it was ever practiced#its simply assumed that will be the case. that your family will be there (and that there will be work to be done)#so i say it is unlikely that Sis Jane is actually eternally sealed to the Smiths as a servant bc God is no respecter of persons#who even said that Joseph is in the CK. he could be in the Telestial Kingdom rn as we speak. depending on how time / resurrection day works#Jane may be in the CK maybe having a sisterly relationship with Emma if that's how the afterlife works#i also don't believe the kingdoms are permanent. as a side note. if Joseph Jr ain't there i think he can be in God's time.#and josephites (reorganized saints) don't have a way to report card which kingdom they'll go too#and nobody talks about it bc its the afterlife and community of christ doesnt focus (or sometimes doesn't even care) about the afterlife#i've heard it talked about in depths twice and in general maybe 4-5 times. know a brother i meet with weekly who is newly widowerd#no one seems to think the work is over and that we well still be working and progressing in our faith helping others progress after death#that one is cultural - may come from common unwritten- early lds belief since L-dSaints have a new direction and more developed idea of thi#but for the sake of all sakes#can they not reseal her?#certainly a prophet could - listening to Gods call of liberation - see the symbolism and cultural moment that could be#or does post mortem sealing go off the rails? i don't go here. its often sweet and i think harmful in some ways too. JS Jr would Just Do It#but alas - i dont think emma should be involved with any of that. she wouldnāt want to do anymore sealing#i just think if you can do a baptism after death why not a sealing. but doing one would perhaps open a floodgate?#but perhaps its time for those many church generation Black families to be able to have that with they're bygone relatives#once i gave a mourning period & lively death procession & lively dance celebration on the alantic coast to#to honor all my ancestors/ predecessors who were killed and thrown into the sea or would rather die than be enslaved and jumped#danced in the same ocean they died in and dumped (state park approved) flowers into the sea
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i hate that i get penalized at work for doing too much work
#its technically a software error cause they want us to have so much money on the record#and the dollar amount correlates directly with the frames on my list that i need to make#so dollar goes down for every frame i put together#this incentivizes getting sales so you are trapped in the cycle of capitalism#generally speaking i think framing costs are high but in a semi-understandable way when youre doing it#materials are made for longevity and have coatings and shit to seal up your art for actual decades to protect it#it Should be a one time purchase when its done properly and theres lil maintenance stuff you can have done#but generally speaking it should last as long as you dont let the wood rot#i do maintenance on shit thats like 200 years old#take it apart clean the glass check the adhesive seal it back up with new paper#thats like $10#doing a new frame is like $80-a billion dollars and usually its scaled on the size of the art#idk im bored rn i did all my tasks and now im waiting for the imposter to kill me
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I drafted a wikipedia article for a pirate this week and it was rejected because the original ink-and-parchment transcript of his trial and execution in 1718 wasn't considered a "reliable" source, even though A General History of the Pyrates by Charles 'I Made this Up' Johnson was approved of, and that encapsulates the true/untrue energy of pirate history so perfectly that I can't even be mad about it
#i am getting it resolved and im sure the problem is perfectly fair but its just... yep. that's about right.#in this particular record the pirates beg for a fair trial and woodes rogers essentially says#'you all should have considered yourselves dead from the beginning. I don't have time for you so sucks to suck L+Ratio'#the actual quote being:#'the Governour told them that from the time of their being Apprehended - which was the 15th of November...#....they ought to have accounted themselves as condemned by Lawfull Nations - which was only sealed now.'#and don't even get me started on Benjamin Hornigold's role in all this. fucking sellout.
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is there any merit at all in a Nights Watch/Widlings oppositional arctic research outposts AU because I think you can carry over msot of the major themes and also a lot of gay sex
#nights watch#asoiaf#mance as an arctic researcher. a weathered arctic researcher#actually no no no. mance is the guy who does wildlife photography for polar bears and leopard seals#and qhorin is the guy who follows him with a gun in case mance starts to get his body eaten by an angry bear#jon snow bright eyed fresh college graduate coming to Make a Difference in the artic and jeor mormont is like yesss yess yess its#amazing here! we do incredible revoluntary work. we are saving the world#and everyone else is shaking their head behind his back and putting finger guns to their head. welcome to hell kid.#jon snow had his full ride paid for by his rich ceo father ned stark at the chagrin of his current wife and now jon has a Complex about it#even though eveeryone else is like coooll I worked at pizza hut and owe half a million dollars in student debt to be here. what did you do#and hes like Oh. my father :/ paid my entire tuition :/ yeah it really sucked my stepmom was so angry about it ...#wait should I write this#arctic outpost au
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I made a thing :>
I love Cyber so much, he's my perfect lil terrifying overpowered villain <3
This whole art was me just wanting to draw Cyber looking all fancy with his strings and 'crown' of claws.
There's like 50 paragraphs of lore behind the strings and claws and the fact I spent the time to make sure he had specifically 10 eyes.
This was super fun to draw too!! I rarely do art like this so it was a bit of a struggle to figure out where to put everything with the three colors I allowed myself on the art itself (Excluding the light teal color of his magic and spikes.
Is the head a bit to busy? Yes Probably, but a friend pointed out that it all leads to his face to attract attention to him and that's very fitting for his character so it works out. Also ignore the fact he has four fingers on his top arms and only 3 on the lower, IT WAS TOTALLY ON PURPOSE AND CONNECTED TO HIS LORE 100%
#justkarthings#art#oc art#look at dem big ol eyes#He's 100% innocent I swear#ignore the fact he nearly kills off a whole population-#I love him so much cause I get to make him overpowered#and not care because sometimes you need a main villain#that CANT be killed or sealed away#The only reason why he gets ādefeatedā is cause he ādefeatsā himself#by using his own soul and magic to break apart the fabric of reality#I should draw ACTUAL Cyber at one point#and not the body he has fully taken over :>
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guess whos about to find themselves steward of a half century of irreplacable hardwareš«£
half of it was literally mine anyways and i left it in the hoarder pile where i knew it could remain untouched for years til i escaped to a stable living situation where it could be set up safely.
thats... still not happening anytime soon, and may never. but the pile's gotten so much more extreme and filthy it's being actively destroyed where it is now so i gotta emergency airlift it to the less dangerous situation. scary stuff either way
#feel like it's the vita situation again.#keep stuff protected for years for its sheer technological value and suddenly find that unexpectedly im the one it benefited in the end#protecting things of beauty sometimes comes back around to you i guess. you might end up being the one it was protected for#with how much i absolutely adore this kinda stuff it should be a dream to have such a trove come into my posession#but... im not in any situation to make anything of it. both in living situation and just my wrecked body and brain right now#it's just more responsibility to protect when i cant even protect myself right now#but im tired of seeing dreams slip through my fingers while im trapped in hell. im not gonna let this one go#I'll keep it as safe as i can for the day i can actually make anything of it... or one of us is destroyed#pray the stuff that was thrown and crushed still functions.#and pray the 70s boxes are still ok. those are the ones i specifically kept tucked away in the safest most inaccessible closet possible#those ones are literally priceless. an intact personal collection of everyday computing stuff from a half century ago. the full suite.#it's so unreal ive literally never even processed that it's in my life. probably never will. but so ive kept it as safe as i possibly can#hopeless dream of one day setting it up studying its manuals and becoming a true computer person who can code for hardware#these day you need university for that stuff. but back then it was in all the manuals cause it was the ONLY way to make software#i wanna learn it from the source#wonder if there are any museums that lend out personal collections.#dont want to outright donate because im not gonna let functioning tech be abandoned to a warehouse or display case as a historical novelty#it's like locking away a Stradivari for its incomparable sound ...ensuring it is never heard again.#of course once it's so fragile it can no longer be played preserve it for future study. but as long it still has life in it it must sing#theres no difference between a thing of beauty and a discarded piece of refuse if it's sealed where none will ever experience it again#the tech already has its every spec and parameter thoroughly documented in every possible way. theres nothing more to be documented of it#its not being saved for some sort of future study. the only thing it has to be saved for is future use.#otherwise it will just be another piece of electronic waste taking up space#so imma make sure it's saved for a meaningful purpose. one worthy of its beauty. a strad needs to be played
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i didnt expect the shift with mr beast to happen for another like 5 years tbh, idk why, i kind of thought it would come from an old disgruntled employee, but this gradual disillusionment is probably better for actually discussing issues, rather than a twitter bloodbath i guess
forever glad the dteam decided to stick with florida tbh
me too, on both counts! he seemed on top of the world (and really he still is, a few 100k tweets wonāt change his view numbers) so him falling out of favor wasnāt on my radar for a good while yet. i donāt think heās going anywhere anytime soon, and twitter discourse probably isnāt going to make a meaningful effect in how he presents himself. but if it pushes back against the general mr-beast-ification of youtube thatās been happening then i think itās worthwhile :P
#i think people who werenāt already fans had been quietly grumbling about it for a while and then the curing blind people vid was the spark#although the way people went about expressing their arguments was dumb tbh#and why a lot of ccs didnāt take it seriously#like if youāre seriously calling him satanic then iām gonna laugh at you too LMAO just express the actual argument which is much strongerā#that while yes he does good things it creates a culture of people begging and scraping for the benevolent beast to bless them#(as we can see with the feastables shelf incident)#or else theyāre outta luck and wonāt be able to afford this or that#and poverty/the healthcare system isnāt his fault Of Courseā¦. but people are still allowed to be disgruntled#at someone making content off that inequality#anyway. THATāS (<-) what people should have said instead of calling curing blind people a seal of the apocalypse or whatever#that gets you taken seriously#but then again who am i to be twitter police š¤·āāļø sorry for writing a novel in the tags#but YES! i agree with you and iām very glad dt have avoided getting too tangled up with him lmao#bella answers#ag-eh-dac
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Well attempt #2 (clear) is almost passable and a lot better than attempt #1 (blue) but I'm almost done with a re-work of the mold and everything so hopefully #3 works out better..
We'll have to see sometime tomorrow.
#handmade dice#mj reinvents the wheel#but really though if it weren't so wonky it could almosy pass as a workable dice master#plus the blemished faces you can't see in the picture#but it wasn't nearly as wonky as the first attempt and it actually made me simply the design#which would actually make the other shapes easier to do in the future#having a bit of trouble with the insert mold forms sealing themselves together and making it almost impossible to get the face plate out#so that needs some work but hopefully not too much#which may mean i have to go back through and rework some of the things i already did because i got ahead of myself because of course i did#anyway I'm taking things slower as i should but i like quick results#im using red for the next one#probably one of the new resin dyes
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