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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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Me when the Leech twins
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acesgarden · 2 months ago
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This is kinda cool (albeit a bit morbid without context.)
Fun fact I’ve survived my heart stopping 3 times!
(^They were all open heart surgeries so I wasn’t dead or anything but it’s fun to put it that way :3)
@itsyagurlchip @matteo-hamato @serendipitous-girl
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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Okay, one more question for all you tmnt fans. With no specific iteration in mind…
What kind of clothes would the turtles wear?
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acesgarden · 19 days ago
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I can not cry, so the world cries for me.
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acesgarden · 22 days ago
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I’m infecting yall slowly
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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OKOKSU MSIN BLOG REPOST BECSYSETHIS DESERVES IT
I fuckin loved this hello????? I thought the changes and little things you added were perfect btw! the teasing was chefs kiss ong.
Outselling his business and you’re hot?? 😱😱 Wow double wamy.
Y/N is so real for the magic usage though.
Yeah be creative ‼️ you fuckin ass crouton
IPAD KID XD
The motto is love ‼️
Man he needs to be satisfied, got two other overlords but he comes begging to us.
OMG HELP HES SO PATHETIC
PATHETIC TV MAN I LOVE
Fuck you- sorry this part needed to be redacted for tumblr i hope you die in S2 Valentino
No because of course he would get horny over this
I fuckin love this 🙏
Beautiful, amazing, 10/10
ipad kid down bad for badass magical fellow
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Heyyy poookieeeee
I have a request for you
I receive/request: a Vox x GN!Reader who died and is in hell and got magic thing because they were into the occult when alive. Vox is “mildly” intrigued because they’re making a splash in the pride ring. (I love the magic x tech dynamic, very silly)
You receive: Likes, reblogs, shit ton of support and me blogging tf out of the request. Me going insane over the request.
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☀︎⋆.ೃ࿔*:・Aw, Poor You, Go Suck It☀︎⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
ᯓᡣ𐭩warnings: 16+(!) suggestive stuff(!) valentino(!) cussing(!) badass reader(!) lots of words(!)
ᯓᡣ𐭩Ace...Ace my dear. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! AUGHH IM GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN WRITING THISSS AUGHHHHH-AJDKNJDEHWJDBIWXDNEHIDIWEHNDXZIM ok ok ok, since they'e only meeting there won't be too much fluff or anything really, just a simple scenario. The reader's gender wasn't specified, so go nuts! I LOVE YOU ACE/p <333
ᯓᡣ𐭩 You know how Vox acts up over people he likes? Ermm... yea, wellllll- Turns out, you're currently overselling his business AND you're hot. wait what?
Typing out documents at your desk, you sighed at the amount of paper work you had. 'Magic could do cool things, but not files' you guessed. Things around your office float around you in green magic, carrying out various tasks, like organizing said papers. 'But atleast I don't have to organize this shit.'
Suddenly, your double doors busted open, revealing a robot man? You pushed up your glasses a bit with a grimace. He marched in, electricity crackling around him as he stood up to your desk. He pounded a gloved fist onto your papers, making a brown to black singe appear on them.
You growled deeply, you just finished those!
"Did you schedule a meeting?" You said with a leveled voice. Sure you were pissed right now, but you didn't want to deal with much else this afternoon, nonetheless a petty fight with a bitch.
"No?" He said, the sparks going away in his bout of confusion. "You little- You're overselling my-" You cut him off.
"Then get. Out. Now." You flicked your wrist, with all the magic in the room dropping what it was holding, before speeding to the TV head who yelled in surprise.
"What? Fu- No!" He growled, the green magic tightening him into a stiff line, shooting him out to the room back to the elevator. He cursed profanities, the basic ones like whore and and bitch, as you rolled your eyes and shut your doors again. 'At least be creative and add the insults with flavor.'
Finally, quiet from a whining glorified crack ipad kid tablet.
"Jeez, the intolerable ass crouton." You sigh deeply, getting your anger together before getting back to work, typing and printing those papers.
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It was a week later, and nothing about the incident stayed on your mind. Infact, you were in your potion factory figuring out ways to outsell this new "love potion". Oh how you loved pissing corporate businesses off. No one even knew that you were running a "monopoly" by definition, as the CEO's of your multibusiness ran under many names.
'And those who know say nothing'. Those who were binded in contracts couldn't say anything, as they owe you from previous deals.
Your motto was; "Get the magic of a Sin, for the price of the poor". It may have been a bit deprecating, but it sells. Greatly.
Its always nice to see big man faces fall when they see that magic is often more superior in certain aspects of life. It's cheaper, more effective, and best of all; it sells more. That thought made a grin spread throughout your face. Maybe that's why you were cast into Hell; for greed. Either that or the demonic occult group you often participated in on the surface.
No matter, you were richer in this life so the past didn't concern you too much. You came into Hell not too long ago, so it became a surprise for many when you built your business in just a few weeks! You became an Overlord quickly.
With your business, and souls in your hands, you began to grow bigger in popularity! Which sparked interest in some unwanted people. It turns out, and you caught this one on the news, that the person who barged into your office was named Vox; The Innovation Overlord. And despite the "innovation" impact he's made, you still had way more clients than him by thousands.
Just as you were about to sprinkle some glitter into a bottle for a little decoration, one of your assistants rushed in with a rushed appearance, clearly shaken.
"Um, excuse me Mx. Alchemist Overlord? U-um, there's a message for you by a fellow competitor." She stuttered out, with her tail wrapping around her leg for stability. An envelope with a bright blue V was stamped with red wax. Interesting.
"From who?" You asked.
"...VoxTek Enterprises.." She cowered, as if you had something to worry about. Your smile grew, the afterlife just kept getting better!
"Thank you. You may go back to your desk now." You said with a smirk, patting her head as she walked away. You walked out of the room and into the hallway, walking towards the elevator. Strutting to your office, you closed your doors and sat down.
'Why didn't I just teleport?' You thought absentmindedly, leaning back in your chair and opening the letter. The entry read;
"Dear Alchemist..... I have a deal for you"
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You looked up at the VoxTek building. On the outside, you remained calm and leveled, with a small tinge of cockiness peeking out. On the inside, you were highly amused, and quite frankly, embarrassed for this guy. He has 2 other overlords on his side, and yet he still begs for power?
You huffed out part of a laugh, before skating your head and walking in. The place looked tacky to you. Really? The "V Tower"? This guy has to be stuck in his teenage years! It was too laughable really.
Sauntering over to the secretary, you were able to get the floor number as well as the meeting room location. Thanking her, you walked over to the elevator and pressed the highest floor.
'It seems he took my advice and scheduled a meeting.' You thought, looking up towards the camera in the corner. Oh, so the flatcreen flatass wanted to spy on you? You'll give him a show then.
You raised your head higher at the camera, lidding your eyes as slowly as you could. Taking your finger, you opened your mouth to drag it across your tongue. Pulling it away from your mouth, you let the saliva drip down onto the floor. The camera fizzled and powered down, with steam flowing from the top.
'Pathetic', you thought. And the elevator doors opened as a fluffy person in a pink robe walked in, looking tired out. A taller moth guy walked in right behind them. He was bald.
"Hello cariñe~ And what's a sexy tesoro like you doing here?" He said lowly, leaning towards you in interest. You simply ignored him as the doors closed once more.
"No answer? Ai, the feisty one aren't they Angel?" He said threateningly, talking to the other person who complied and agreed. You weren't phased. The door opened to the highest floor, signaling your leave.
"Puta." You heard him mumble, before the doors closed once I more. At least you know who Valentino is now. You scoffed before walking towards a door, with a gold label titled "Vox". This is the one for sure. Weren't one of the overlords a fashion designer? Surely they could've designed the building with more creativity.
You didn't want to touch the knob, not if that moth touched it, so you flicked your wrist as your green magic opened it for you.
Walking in, you realized you hated this building so much. The guy had sharks in tanks! In an electronic filled building. You sneered as you walked into the room rationally, not needing to make too much of a scene yet.
In front of you was the one you came here for; Vox. He had a bluescreen as his head rested on his shoulder. You snapped, and he jerked up- his face showing a loading screen.
'Oh for the love of-'
He was finally "online" with his face scrunching in confusion, before looking to you and smirking. You gestured for him to start, as you time was valuable.
"Right! So, the deal-"
"No"
"If we come toge- Wait what?"
"I said no, you glass backboard."
"Why?"
"You aren't worth my time, nor my product. Thank you for already wasting one of those." You turned to walk away before he teleported in front of you.
"B-But we can go so perfect together! Both of our businesses collaborating together!" He said, stepping towards you as he spoke. His tone was getting desperate and angry.
"So?" You said keeping your voice bold, his tone was pissing you off. It screamed "weak" and "dependent". You bet his whole enterprise could fall over if one of the "Heathers" went out of commission for a while.
"So- Partner with me! Not only would we look good together- I mean- You could have so much more sells! Imagine the cash that would flow in if the people saw magic and technology working together!" He grabbed your hands and put them together. He pushed you against the wall. "I know that magic doesn't fix all problems. Why not use technology to fill in the rest?" he was now in your face, one of his eyes swirling and enlarging. Looking at both eyes, you tched.
'Ha. Enlarging'
"You know what doesn't fix all problems? The setbacks you and your machines have." You snatched your hands back, wiping them on your coat. Flipping him on the wall, you poked his chest. "Sure, they make life easier. Whoopdy doo! But the moment the wifi turns off, it's lights out for you."
You could only hear his labored breathing. Was this motherfucker horny? You rolled your eyes and kept going.
"So who would look better? Me and my stable industry? Or you and your Lego built one?" You ran a finger down from his chest to his stomach. "All I need to do is pull. One. Piece. Out." You stepped away, walking towards the door once more. "Aw..Poor you." You frowned mockingly and looked him up and down, before laughing maliciously.
He was against the wall breathing heavily, with animated sweats rolling down his screen. Disgusting, couldn't even stay professional.
"Your business means nothing to me Vox." You said, walking through and going back to the tower entrance.
Vox was pretty sure he was hard right now.
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I know you said mildly interested- but I couldn't help it! While I did want to relate Vox's dynamic with Alastor with reader's, it didn't feel too right so I took another approach!
I feel like this version of the reader has a sick love for power imbalance, and people wanting to reach the level that they're at. Despite that, they don't really care for people more powerful than them, they just mind their business on that part. Even more, reader is sex repulsed, so when they see others in their feel, they can't help but tease <3
I usually don't do time skips, so this also felt kinda odd- but I still loved writing this so much! I might actually write a fic about this. Thank you again for the request Ace <333 I hope you liked it!!
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acesgarden · 26 days ago
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ITS BACK?????
@itsyagurlchip @matteo-hamato @serendipitous-girl @fizzywashere87
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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OMG
I NEVER EVEN INTRODUCED YALL TO MY SON!!!
This is my son, Stardust, he is the best purchase I ever made and I fought like hell to grab him. He’s made by the lovely Floppycatcreations.
He will eventually get a sibling once I get my next cha ching cause i’ll hopefully have enough spending money >:)))
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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Helped move a turtle today, hope it gets where it needs to go safely :)
Update: it was an eastern box turtle
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acesgarden · 2 months ago
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How to cope with no current fixation for brain
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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EPIC: THE MUSICAL MY BELOVED
Guys guys are any of yall epic the musical fans please
Cmere cmere let me just
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acesgarden · 3 months ago
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Just blocked my first proshipper here um. Yeah not a proshipper safe space here yall.
This is a drama free blog, the kind where you drop it all at the door because i could care less about it or being involved in it.
But there are is still stuff that I don’t want anywhere near my blog okay? aka
Pro & Com shippers, those who support tcest, nsfw pages (im a minor right fuckin here.)
^ yall can kindly leave 🫶 AND block me :D
^^Yes just block me because again no drama zone i’ll ignore you anyway 🤷 just block me and move on, easiest thing to do
Okayyyy goood night everyone!
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acesgarden · 2 months ago
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No but i can see this !!
And finally, i’ve never done 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 before, it sounds so fun!
i imagine you being an artist, maybe during college you start a youtube channel or make a webtoon for you art. i think you might get hired for nickelodeon or some show on netflix to draw characters and animate them!
I think you won't get married until a while but you will get married. I think you'll have a couple kids max if you have any. You live in a fancy apartment!!
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acesgarden · 5 months ago
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࿐࿔ Taglist!
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acesgarden · 2 months ago
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Love not having power
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acesgarden · 2 months ago
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i’ve fallen into one of this unmotivational pits
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