#ace uf sans

[fell-is-suffering]

istg I'll eat your fucking jacket

"i literally do not have my jacket- a certain someone fucking stole it, pal."

*he seems pretty mad...wonder what happened?*

[velvetwyrme]

I had a dream last night about transmasc fell paps and how much tougher he had to be to hide his pain and sadness from gender dysphoria so as to not appear weak and thus came off super mean to compensate… idk what to do with this but I know you love fell paps so uhh uhhhhhhhhh yea

🥺😭 oh MAN that's an interesting concept to explore!! Love me some trans headcanons <3

There are so many possibilities... does he pass as a guy? If not then how do people view him? (I would imagine it's... difficult to clock a skeleton as trans) OH,, maybe he hasn't even transitioned underground and he only allows himself to do that when he's on the surface since it's a safe place for him to explore his identity? Or perhaps it's not even societal pressure and more of pressure on himself- even in situations where you are accepted, dysphoria still exists...

There's so many interpretations of the various undergrounds, so there's infinite possibility... BUT now I'm just thinking about that happening in a multiversal setting- like. are the OTHER Papyri also transmasc,,,?

Because imagine Fell!Paps meeting his alternates and being bitter and jealous that the other Papyri seemingly got to be a guy from the get go. I mean, they are from alternate universes after all.

OH- WHAT IF THE OTHER PAPYRI ARE TRANS, BUT HE DOESN'T REALISE IN THE BEGINNING...

UT!Pap, is just like "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DUDE. THE DUDEST DUDE!" which Fell!Paps incorrectly takes to mean "cis", and then there's also Swap!Pap who just gives off "coolguy stoner energy" and his voice is raspier/deeper from smoking...

And- WAIT what if Swapfell!Pap hadn't figured his transness yet, and so when sees his alternates (all guys) something clicks for him but it just happens like...

Like "ohhhhhhhh... ok." where he just accepts it immediately ahfjfhdjfbjf and when he eventually introduces himself to the others his Sans just goes along with it and is like damn ig i have a brother now.

Anyway I got a little sidetracked but thank you for the ask :]! Many many possibilities!!!!!

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, I came across one of you're post and I loved how you write! I was hoping to out in a request!

So in this, could I ask for undertale sans, underfell sans, underswap papyrus, and horrortale sans? In this, they are with reader out in puplic (you can choose whatever) and while reader talks to them, they see in the corner of their sockets, somone reaching into readers purse/backpack and steals their wallet, behind readers back. How would they react and what would they do?

Again, I like you're writing but if you are to busy, don't worrie about putting this out immediately!

Thank you for the compliment, I hope I live up to your standards!

Sans:

Subtly makes the thief fall on his face and drop your wallet

Then just non chalently floats your wallet back into your bag

He prefers to avoid conflict rather than face it head on

Though he does take a little joy in watching the guy eat dirt

Then Sans just swings his arm around your shoulder and walks away, easy as pie

You probably dont even notice the whole thing has happened

Luckily for the thief, because Sans would also call Undyne if the guy kept giving you trouble

Red (uf sans):

Reds not the type of guy to just let it happen

Or resolve it peacefully like Sans

He grabs the thiefs hand, crushing it in his grip

The thief quickly runs away not even risking taking your wallet with him

Red would also loudly yell after him, threats and insults and whatnot

He does not care what everyone else thinks

Letting something like that go in the Underground would almost guarantee being made an target for anyone looking for easy exp

So he’s making sure everyone knows not to mess with you

You will have to calm him down afterwards. Stop him from chasing the guy down for a proper battle

Maybe with a kiss?

Stretch (us paps):

Also another one of the boys who prefers a calmer approach

He wraps his arm around your waist and drags you just out of the thief’s reach

Stretch glares at the thief, lighting one of his sockets with a menacing yellow eye-light

Blows smoke into the thief’s face as well

Stretch seems lazy, and he is. But he really does care for people, if he has to put a little energy into scaring off some low life loser then he will

You notice him doing this and happily press a kiss against his cheekbone.

Stretch blushes before dragging you over to Muffets, he needs some honey😅

Axe (ht sans):

Props to whoever has the guts to rob you while ace is around

I mean??? He’s a hulking 6’0 skeleton Monster with a resting bitch face?? Why would you tempt

Well, to whoever this brave fool is, they have just made a horrible mistake

Axe grabs their wrist, lifts them into the air and snaps said wrist in half

He’s holding onto you tightly, making sure you don’t see what he just did to that poor criminals hand

A small crowd gathers around you and him, some people are calling the police, most are just staring in shock

Shit.

Aliza is going to be so pissed at him.

He drops the the thief and shortcuts back home with you (even though he shouldn’t be shortcutting anymore due to his head injury)

The day ends with some heavy lectures from your more responsible friends and some cuddles between you and Axe

[ourebottarchive]

Welcome to Our Ebott Archive!

@jaxxwrites4you & @justsamwich here! Together we've created 40 undertale aus, and as we've continued to develop them we decided they deserved their own blog to call home. Our Ebott Archive will be the central hub for all of our writings and artworks surrounding these AUs- and our askbox is always open! So feel free to ask away! Now then, it's about time we go ahead and tell you what all of these AUs are! Some of these are our own takes on pre-existing AUs (as well as our own take on the canon characters that we're including, lol) and some are all us from the ground up! Along with the AUs are names for each of the skeletons; since much of the UTAU fandom space is centralized around them, we named them separately to avoid any confusion.

Classics

Undertale - UT

Sans & Papyrus

Underfell - UF

Grunge & Baroque

Underswap - US

Ginger & Clove

Underswapfell - USF

Hickory & Mulberry

Mafia

Mafiatale - MT

Smoke & Mac

Mafiafell - MF

Whiskey & Saint

Mafiaswap - MS

Romeo & Lucky

Mafiaswapfell - MSF

Corona & Amaretto

Western

Westerntale - WT

Doc & Ranger

Westernfell - WF

Rusty & Diablo

Westernswap - WS

Ace & Rodeo

Westernswapfell - WSF

Maverick & Belvidere

Pirate

Piratetale - PT

Atlas & Cardinal

Piratefell - PF

Buck & Leviathan

Pirateswap - PS

Cutlass & Crow

Pirateswapfell - PSF

Nautilus & Zephyr

Circus

Circustale - CT

Stilts & Sabre

Circusfell - CF

Locke & Flint

Circusswap - CS

Tumble & Firefly

Circusswapfell - CSF

Ringer & Shill

Medieval

Medievaltale - MDT

Cassian & Chevalier

Medievalfell - MDF

Steele & Bastion

Medievalswap - MDS

Fennel & Shroud

Medievalswapfell - MDSF

Alm & Fletcher

Pantheon

Pantheontale - PNT

Quill & Halo

Pantheonfell - PNF

Clash & Nocturne

Pantheonswap - PNS

Concord & Cyser

Pantheonswapfell - PNSF

Puck & Nimbus

Outer

Outertale - OT

Comet & Nova

Outerfell - OF

Crux & Phoenix

Outerswap - OS

Altair & Astrophel

Outerswapfell - OSF

Orion & Vega

Steampunk

Steampunktale - ST

Flask & Rivet

Steampunkfell - SF

Arc & Spindle

Steampunkswap - SS

Cadet & Aether

Steampunkswapfell - SSF

Fuse & Meridian

Cyberpunk

Cyberpunktale - CPT

Latch & Wire

Cyberpunkfell - CPF

Diesel & Rogue

Cyberpunkswap - CPS

Zero & Chrome

Cyberpunkswapfell - CPSF

Blade & Trigger

-J & S

[ratsoh-writes]

Masterlist 28

(*****)= suggestive

General

FAVORITES (all)

SO turns bitty for a week (hf ff ss sf)

dancing in your pjs (papyrus, star lilac jupiter)

kiss attack!!! (tt ot bt )

SO feels safe in their arms (ft ff hf sf ss)

someone accidentally sends a ton of money to his account

SO blinks like a lizard (us uf + mafias)

SO has a business making sex toys******

which (non virgins) haven't been with a human*****

waking up to doggy kisses (willow pitch sails)

stepkid says i love you for the first time

SO purrs when they see him

getting the least judgy guys to judge you (pop sails peaches fisher ram)

chubby SO (ft ff fs)

getting turned into an animal they hate

wiz sib wants to ask out their crush (papyrus, honey, mal, uf, ht)

SO is a nude model for an art school**

thoughts on travel (all)

advice they'd give their younger self (ls lf mafias)

aftercare (lf ss sf gt nt)******

SO has a miscarriage

SO gets in a car accident and is at the hospital (ut mt ms ul ls)

when his bro has a crush (nt fsr ot)

attachment styles (all)

rich SO tries to spoil him (ht hf hs hfm)

giving his bum a nice pat (peaches honey jupiter jasper cricket quill)

SO sends him a naughty picture (fot tt bt)****

SO leaves little love notes for him (lf ss sf gt nt)

tag you're it! (sans pluto G lens)

SO telepots his bro on a boat to propose (sans star red mal oak lord hook)

alien invasion (ul fot gt)

he accidentally hurts SO (ft ff fs)

date gets vertigo (ft ff fs)

bros reaction to taking in wiz sib (ut us sf)

bro think his SO is cheating (ut uf us fsg ht)

royals for a day (ut fsg ot)

stranger saves their life (st ss sf lf ls)

making stuffed animals kiss (st sf ss of nt)

SO cant say dish soap

favorite dairy products (all)

he wakes up to a stranger staring at him

clingy SO

if they weren't farmers (ft ff fs hfm)

interactions/poly hcs

the beef between the farm and farmswap bros

if oak and peaches were together

Worldbuilding

cat monster traits

trailrunners

shroomsnails

more magical plants/crops

fillerblot (jerry)

ebott specific careers

ALL BIRTHDAYS

famine aus struggle with babies*

cat allergies and cat monsters

human to monster first aid

stars curse

fae

The Mafias

ace's talents

bruisers talents

ace fun facts

Farmtale

ranchers talents

rosemarys talents

yosemites talents

peaches fun facts

rancher fun facts

Horrorfarm

moose and maples parents

Farmfell

rams talents

pitch talents

pitch and rams parents

Fellswap gold

wines talents

coffees talents

fluffy coffee

Fallouttale

some lens fun facts

lens talents

Seatale

fishers talents

jaspers talents

fisher fun facts

fisher fun facts 2

lustswap

sparks talents

lustfell

peppers talents

fluffy lush

Nomadtale

compass talents

Horrortale

oak fluffy facts

Underswap

stars crazy police stories

Gastertale

green relationship

where you can find green

Underfell

edge relationship

Horrorfell

noir relationship

noir fun facts

[edgelord-battle-bracket]

THE OFFICIAL EDGELORD BATTLE BRACKET!

And finally, the bracket itself!

The first round will be released in two parts, the first being the pairs on the left, and the second being those on the right. The polls will last one day.

Bracket pairs:

Part 1

William Afton (fnaf) vs Percival de Rolo (Critical Roll)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) vs Light Yagami (Death Note)

Homura Akemi (Madoka Magica) vs Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)

Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler) vs Noisemaster (Cucumber Quest)

Revenant (Apex Legends) vs UF!Sans (Underfell au)

Zuko (atla) vs Scourge (Warrior cats)

Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul) vs Sephiroth (ff7)

Kurapika (hxh) vs Fakir (Princess Tutu)

Part 2

Ritsu Kageyama (mp100) vs Nightcap (pvz)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic Franchise) vs Uquiorra (Bleach)

Flowey the Flower (Undertale) vs Kylo Ren (Star Wars Sequels)

TKO (okko:lbh) vs Victor Frankenstien (Frankenstien)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) vs Nice di Angleo (Riordanverse)

Dark Pit (Kid Icarus) vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal)

Gladion (Pokemon) vs Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Tokoyami (mha) vs Infinite (Sonic Franchise)

[teddy-feathers]

blerg im exhausted my head hurts i wanted to do nanowrimo this year but im not... but that doesnt mean i cant write i suppose.

so

huh i didn't know you could have 12 options. anyways help me find motivation for my lame stories.

[wisteriamusic]

Branches of a Universes

I'm thinking way too much about but basically anyone in the know about the multiverse goes to Multicity a neutral world to get mv identification. A series of letters, numbers, and symbols describing their universe, branch, and timeline

So, starting with something basic UT-966[Branch:S-NP-Ac-Gf-TP]{17}

UT = Undertale with other universe shorthand going here like US or UF. 966 is what timeline of that universe it is this isn't counting reset but its more like what copy it is. The lower the number the closest it is to the original.

Branches: S = Story/Tale. B = Partial/Both. C = Coded/Game.

NP = No Player and P = Player. The world doesn't need to function as a game to have a player. Players are often just entities that can control a character usually the human or their soul to enforce their world it can happen in a Story world too. The player themself can even be Chara or Frisk.

Ac = Fallen Angel Chara. Ec = Evil Chara. Gc = Morally Grey Chara. Mc = Player Muse Chara. Pc = Player Chara. Jc = Judgement Chara. Nc = Narrator Chara.

Gf = Morally Grey Frisk. Kf = Kind Pacifist Frisk. Ef = Evil Frisk. Sf = Soulless Puppet Frisk. Vf = Unwilling Vessel Frisk. Pf = Player Frisk. NTf = No True Frisk.

TP = True Pacifst. FP = False Pacifist. NE = Neutral Ending. GE = Genocide Ending. Will probably add something in parenthesis about the specific False Pacifist and Neutral Endings.

17 is simply a number designated to certain characters 17 is for Sans seeing how in alphabetic order Sans ends up being 17th.

Some additional stuff MW = Modded World. SE = Scripted Events. LB = Limit Breaker and L = Limited. GW = Game World. CB = Code Breaker.

I like the idea that those in the Coded/Game world often develop unique abilities that can affect entire universes still no one would chose to be in a game timeline because of how much more restricted and less real they are. Gonna add more onto this but later in another post.

[freshiegayboi]

happy pride

[aka-indulgence]

Im feeling angy right now so I just. Am imagining any Sans (preferably bara) with a (relatively) small s/o hopping mad and spilling out random insults at the world and running out of breath....

Classic Sans would thinj "haha mood" and then pat your back when you stsrt to calm down. "let's just go get grillby's and maybe an ice cream and roll around in bed for a few hours"

Underfell Sans....... might get horny impressed by your display, he knew what that felt like, and seeing the change in behaviour is quite an eye(socket) opener. Gonna rage at the world with you and validate you.

Horrortale Sans would get... confused??? Because he's used to seeing his love mostly calm and soft around him... and then this? Honestly he's kinda scared from how unused he is ;w; doesn't know-what if he made them angrier? He's probably the quickest at calming them down simply because of the puppy dog eyes he's giving you.

[fell-is-suffering]

*Lining up a bunch of tin cans. Some blue, some pink, and some white*

🏳️‍⚧️

(But like made out of cans.)

@the-axolotl-skellie

"wha- what did'ja make pal?"

[velvetwyrme]

TOP FAVE READER INSERT UNDERTALE (OR ANY OTHER AU’S) FICS???? /genq /nf

>:3c

Oh you don't have to worry about forcing me. I've been wanting to do this for a while and you just gave me the perfect excuse!!!

List under the cut because it's LONG and I love to chatter.

A little note before you continue: I won't pick any PURELY explicit fics (... with a couple exceptions) since if I did, I'd be here forever

BUT fair warning that some of these will be dark, and may deal with heavy topics. Some will also have some spicy/explicit content in them, but I'll do my best to mark them accordingly! (I won't mark ones with just suggestive themes/moments, since I cant guarantee I'll catch all of them. Similarly, unless there is graphic death or gore, I won't mark it as such.)

I have also included the STATUS of each fic as such: Finished, Ongoing/Unfinished, Discontinued. Please note that unless the author specified that the fic is Discontinued or on Indefinite Hiatus, I will mark it as Ongoing/Unfinished. Oneshots are also marked as such.

ALSO for some of these fics it's been years since I last read them, so if I miss any warnings for them, that's why! As always, check the tags before reading and take care :]!!

MULTICHAPTERS

When Words Get Broken - Papyrus/Reader - Finished

Featuring: Some of the best Papyrus characterisation that I’ve read. The most unkissable kissable skeleton. If you want to know what I mean by that, go read this fic. I love him so so so dearly.  

Life Like A Ghibli Movie - Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

One of the fics ever. Broke me apart and put me together again. Lives permanently in my brain.

Vacuous Happiness - Sans/Reader - Finished

Rewired my brain. I feel like I went on a roadtrip which changed me irreversibly as a person. The same author is also writing a Firewatch inspired fic featuring UF!Sans which I’m enjoying as well :]

Thunderstruck - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

If you haven’t read Thunderstruck what are you doing. Go read it. You’ve probably already read this fic but go read it again!!!! One of my favourite portrayals of UF!Papyrus ever. Almost certainly has some amount of influence on the way I'm writing Flipping Fate.

You, Me, and Dr. G - W.D. Gaster/Reader

I love this fic so so much. *drinks it up like water*

This is part of a series that also contains fics I love; Story That Might Happen When You Date Sans (F) and Black Thumb (F), which are respectively a Sans/Reader and Asgore/Reader. Both are really good as well. This one is just my favourite out of the 3 though. The same author also wrote Just One Word (F), which is a soulmate AU Mettaton/Reader which I also enjoyed.

Teach Me How - Sans/Reader - Finished

I read this fic waaay before I realised I was somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum and hoooo boy my obsession with it when I was younger really makes sense now. Incredibly sweet, they go from hate to love, and the reader is aro/ace. It’s a little messy, but isn’t everything?

In writing this I also realised this is by the same author who wrote You, Me and Dr. G!!! >:O

Pursuit of Happiness - Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

SO good. Y'all at Rock Bottom babey!!

A Home for Mending Souls - Underfell!Skelebros/Reader - Finished

Extremely soft. Recovery/Healing fics beloved. I love the characterisation in this fic so much. Made me very emotional.

Backroads and Bad Jokes - Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

I love this fic so much. Sooo many scenes live rent free in my head. I won't spoil things ;] I think it takes place in the same universe as A Home for Mending Souls?

The Nebular Theory - Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

If it's not obvious already, I absolutely adore this fic. You want some REALLY good characterisation? A juicy plot that has me wishing I had the space for a red-string theory board? An attention to canon details that make me scream? Communication between characters!!!!!

READ THIS FIC.

Love? It's Complicated - Series - Finished (...?)

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes.]

I'm cheating here by linking the entire series (which is 11 fics of various levels of interconnectedness) but it's so worth it. This series tore my heart out, stomped on it, stuck it back in and gave me a sweet little kiss at the end. Several times over!! I cried like 4 times in one night while binging it!! Also this series contains one of the few OC/Canon stories that I enjoy!!

I actually read Burning Mountain first and then everything else in order and proceeded to LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND reading the first and second fics because OH. That's why the end of BM was so... OHhhhHHhhhh.........

The current fics included in the series are all finished, but I'm not sure if the author intends to come back to it in the future.

In the meantime, their other fics A Little Bit(ty) of Trouble (F) and Cold Blood, Warm Heart (O/U) have also stolen my heart. Those ALSO deal with dark, complicated topics so tread carefully and enjoy!

Bearskinner in Three Worlds - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

The plot and writing has gripped me and won’t let go. The reader goes through so much and it’s so worth it. Loooove the polyamory negotiations. I don't want to spoil anything!!! Go read it!!

Penitent Island - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Really good plot and fun interactions! By the same author as Bearskinner. Did I mention I love this author's poly negotiations?

Transmigration of the Soul - Papyrus/Reader - Finished

One of the good ol’ classics. Japes! Drama! Romance! Really good plot! Apparently optional smut according to the tags! I don't recall that but it's a thing!

The impact of this fic can still be seen in the way I view Kindness souls and how they behave lol.

When Two Tsunderes Do on A Date, Does the Void Explode - Fellswap!Sans/Reader - Finished (?)

This series is so so funny. They’re both kinda idiots. And they're both SUPER TSUNDERE. I love all the characters here so much.

My Dearly Detested Deliveryman - Swapfell!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

Every single one of Little_old_lady’s fics are fucking hilarious. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. This one you go through enemies to lovers with your deliveryman. Just go read it already.

Black Coffee - Swapfell!Sans/Reader - Finished

Soulmate AU!! Unbelievably silly. I love it so much. Papyrus is such a little shit here.

Pussycat, Pussycat, Where Have You Been? - Fellswap!Sans/Reader - Finished

Another banger by Little_old_lady. Both Papyrus and the reader are so dumb I love them. Also Sans is a tsundere.

There’s a snake in my bed! - Mafiafell!Sans/Reader - Finished

Sans is a wholeass dumbass in this one. He's got a snake (think Daemons from His Dark Materials/The Golden Compass) who loves to go into your room. You like the snake too :D

The Skeleton Games - Underfell!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content]

He’s so pathetic in this I love it. It's far more complicated than that but hrkjsjhsgf pathetic little guy.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me A Match - Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Super heckin cute!!! I wanna give the reader a little smooch too. They are so lonely but they are making friends!!!

Dirty Laundry - Swapfell!Skelebros/Reader - Finished

THE Swapfell fic. It had me in a vice grip when I read through it the first time. And the second. And the- you get it. Brilliant characterisation and really delicious talks about developing relationships and more.

Honestly all of this author’s works are fantastic, but in particular I love Roadside Attraction (O/U), Fur a Good Time, Call… (F) and also her AU vignettes… Flotsam & Jetsam, Not So Spooky-Scary and Make Your Mark.

A Smile From the East - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

I read this way back when it was still updating and it has lived in my brain since. It has everything. UF!Papyrus in all his edgy glory. Flower shop AU. Angst. Romance. It's left me hanging for like 5 years waiting for the last chapter and I encourage you to let it do the same to you.

Re-Hate-tionship - Swapfell!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

ENEMIES TO LOVERS!! They hate each other so so much and they WILL fuck about it. Somehow despite being very very mean to each other, they are both very sweet.

Twice a Month I Fall In Love - SwapfellPapyrus/Reader/Swap!Papyrus - Ongoing/Unfinished

I love love love this fic (I even read it again pretty recently…) SF!Papyrus and the reader swap bodies twice a month. Romance and shenanigans ensue. The reader is not the hinge in this poly! Weird things happen when you kind of want to kiss some dude you met in this other guy’s body (who you incidentally are also falling for).

Becoming Edge - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

Not only is this fic just so so sweet, but it also sparked me to start experimenting more with my wardrobe which has made me much happier. Actually cured my depression because of that (Partly anyway!)

Paper Flowers - Sans/Reader - Finished

[Warning: INCREDIBLY SAD]

I need to read this again, but I still feel like I can wholeheartedly rec it. I still remember enough that thinking about the title makes me want to cry, so...

Just a Little Offbeat - Bitty SwapBros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Hi. Not-so-secret about me. I love bitty fics. This one in particular is really good.

Bitty Hunt - Reverse Harem/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

We all know the [Number] Skeletons and You" setup. We all know Bittybones AUS. But what if… YOU were the bitty? Who is incidentally a landlady? Lots of fun! Many shenanigans.

You all probably know this one but I still love it lol.

His Name Was Bob - Bitty Underfell!Sans/Reader - Finished

One of the OG bitty fics from my recollection. Really good!!!

Skeleton Kisses – Sans/Reader – Finished

SO heckin SWEET. You are in fact scared of him but it all works out :]

Tits and Dick – Underfell!Sans/Reader – Ongoing/Unfinished

I love them so dearly. They’re both so fucking stupid.

All the Right Moves - Dancetale!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

I almost got into colourguard because of this fic. I haven't read it in a long time so I can't guarantee anything about quality/content but... I really wanted to get into colourguard after reading this.

Honey, We Bee-Long - Underswap!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

This is actually part of series but this is just the one I liked the most ;3c Pretty cute!!!!

New Home on the Range - Cowboy AU!Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Yeehaw. I love cowboys too much not to include this. The reader is described a lil bit, but I will overlook that because I want to kiss these boys sooooo bad. Papyrus in this is such a sweetie. Also plot >:3c

Where the Daffodils Grow - Papyrus Ensemble/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Chances are, at least some percentage of you are here because you saw the comic I drew of this fic. I love it so. Reverse harem set in Underswap!!! Lets GOOO!! PAPYRUS ENSEMBLE LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

Cash It In - Swapfell!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

Tumultuous soulmate AU!!!! WAH. Super super cute!!!!! UhhhhHH I FORGOT THERE'S SMUT FIRST CHAPTER BUT LISTEN OKAY I LOVE THIS FIC TOO MUCH TO NOT INCLUDE IT KAJDHJFH

Kintsugi - Underswap!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

I found this fic last year but APPARENTLY I left kudos on it?? Years ago???? SO I GOT TO REREAD IT FRESH. Dramatic, tense, and a really good read overall.

Panic Room – Swapfell/Reader – Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes.]

This one you really REALLY need to read the warnings, but if it interests you, hot damn is it a good story. SUPER dark but chewed through my brain like drywall. The worldbuilding is spectacular.

In the Language of Flowers – Various/Reader (???) – Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes.]

One of the pioneers of the “Reader is a Sans” tropes. Slowburn to the nth degree. Extremely dramatic, it's fantastic. Marked as (???) for the relationship because IDK what the specific ending relationships are going to be. Also technically Sans/Sans since… the reader is a Sans? It gets complicated man.

Joined at the Hip - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Another Reader is a Sans fic. Enemies to lovers except you are also kinda sharing the same body?? SIGN ME UP. Again, gets complicated with romance stuff because of it.

The Wolf - Various/Reader(?) - Ongoing/Unfinished

As always, it gets confusing when they’re sharing a body. In this one I love that they get along and have all that figured out. Mostly. They have the problems of two people mashed into one body. Plus! I love the naming structure in this one. Also, I (as a reader) am simping hard for Orion. He’s off the table in the fic because he’s Gemini’s brother but PERSONALLY, I love him.

He was Real. – Horrorswap!Sans/Reader – Finished

In which you dream of a strange skeleton and- he’s REAL OH OKAY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HELP HIM HUH. Fun concept, very well executed.

A collection of Fables and Romances – Sans/Reader (Various) – Ongoing/Unfinished Series

As the title implies, it’s a collection of short fics! All of them are very good :]

Poor Little Meow Meow – Killer/Reader – Ongoing/Unfinished

Killer adopts cats. He’s got so many cats. And also you :>

Still Counting – Sans/Reader Series - Finished

I’m not cheating by including this entire series- it’s all one long story. And goodness gracious is it a GOOD story. It’s got [REDACTED]- well shit I guess you just gotta go read it.

thinking of you. – Underswap/Reader – Ongoing/Unfinished      

You think that Swap!Sans is a figment of your imagination, but whoop turns out he’s not!! He’s REAL babey!! Go kiss a ghost(ly skeleton) and a less than ghostly skeleton! Very cute.

Who Done It? - SpicyMobKustard/Reader - Finished

(Mafiatale!Sans/Fell!Papyrus/Reader/Fell!Sans Polycule)

The dynamics between characters are really good and it's got a solid mystery plot underscoring the developing romance :D Please note that the reader is Not the hinge in this poly- they are part of the polycule (and the only two who aren't dating are UF!Sans and UF!Papyrus, since they are related here) so if that's not your thing, don't click! If it is! Enjoy!!

R&R (Rabble & Rampallions) - Bad Sanses (plus)/Reader - Finished

This finished recently (as of writing) and it’s been such a wild ride. I want to read it again and again and again. And I will once I've let it settle in my brain more. I CRIED at the end.

Gloom & Doom All Up in Your Room - Bad Sanses/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

If you are craving more Bad Sanses content after finishing R&R… hey look there’s another brilliant fic featuring them guys. The vibe is different but still so good. Dust is very much bleeding out in your living room when you first meet him, which I feel sets the scene in terms of what sort of violence and/or gore you’ll see here.

Little Assistant - Bad Sanses/Bitty!Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

MORE Bad Sanses content. But they’ve got a bitty (you!) this time. The Star Sanses kinda accidentally suck in this, but they (or at least ONE of them) is trying to get better.

do you live with abusive skeletons? pull a power move and fuck their dad! - W.D. Gaster/Reader - Finished

Incredibly funny (and self-explanatory) title. I enjoy trope reversal and subversion >:3c

Blackcurrant - Horror Swapfell/Reader - HIATUS

Black adopts you as a pet because he doesn’t realise you are sapient. Mutt on the other hand is fully aware and thus is hostile towards you. Lots of fun :] Also very lovely art! Currently on hiatus though.

Skeleton Sisters and the Architect - Fem!Skeleharem/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

I’m so fucking gay. Girls. Holy shit. GIRLS. I am looking so respectfully. They’re all so cute and I love their names.

a full course meal - Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

* Edited after note from the author! There are future installments planned 👀

A very cute series of oneshots centered around the reader and HT!Sans!!! HE’S SO BIG. WAIT THERE’S A THIRD PART I DIDN’T SEE THAT BEFORE.

Potato Soup (with a side of skeleton) - Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

INCREDIBLY FUNNY PREMISE. Neither of them know how to open up but it’s somehow very endearing.

Chasing the End - Grillby/Reader - Finished

The plot had me yelling. Love some good old "before the barrier" content. We get to see baby Sans and Pap also!!!

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ONESHOTS

A Unique Definition - Underswap!Papyrus/Reader - Oneshot

Really cute oneshot! You steal US Paps’ hoodie and it’s the cutest thing in the world.

Honeydew - Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

Sweet! You meet him on a train and share honeydew it’s all very cute.

No Strings Attached - Underfell!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

Rewired the way I conceptualise UF!Sans. (The other fics in this series are explicit!)

Human Anatomy Fanatic - Papyrus/Reader - Oneshot

[Warning: Explicit content]

Papyrus is a little freak and loves every weird and strange part of your human anatomy. Some of the sections deals (briefly) with explicit stuff, but even then, it is more focused on Papyrus being SUPER FASCINATED by how human bodies work. Somehow!! Really cute!

Pat? - Swapfell!Papyrus/Reader - Oneshot

DOGY. DOGGY MEETCUTE. Super cute!! Very embarrassing!!!! PATS!!!!!!

Emotional Drought - Bitty Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

LONG oneshot. Very good. Prepare for complex relationships and also a delightfully open and ambiguous ending. I love this one to bits.

Soulmate of the Century - Nightmare!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

The sillies. Really silly. Super cute.

Black Coffee Isn’t Too Bitter - Swapfell!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

Black sends Chara and Mutt to tell a human he likes them. They do a spectactularly bad job at it, but someone better than when he goes in to tell them himself. It works out somehow.

Red and the Bitty - Underfell!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

The title says Bitty, but it’s Red who’s the giant. You get sacrificed to the big bad monster and he’s an ass about it. Somehow, still pretty cute.

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MISC. READER INSERTS

For the non-romantic/platonic fics that are still reader inserts.

Bitty Reader Adventures -Various & Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

THE bitty reader fic. Series of fics. Whatever. The OG!!! I used to reread these all the time and I still like em :]

Help, I've Fallen Into a Surveillance State and I Can't Get Up! - Reader is a Sans/OC, Platonic Relationships - Ongoing/Unfinished

Yes, there is one chapter so far. Yes, it is 17k words long.

I am so fucking obsessed with this fic. It’s got trope subversion, absolutely amazing worldbuilding, snappy writing, black comedy and light-hearted normalcy in the face of horrors, paired with just enough serious introspection to balance it out?? WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. I want to eat this fic whole. Also there is lovely art ;>

Street Kitty - Platonic Reader Insert - Ongoing/Unfinished

YOU’RE A KITTY. You menace Sans. You are literally the best cat.

Pieces - Platonic Reader Insert - Ongoing/Unfinished

I need to reread this again, but this was another one that ingrained itself into my bones. You wake up as a flower (like Flowey) and you essentially turn into Frisk’s guide. Love this fic to bits.

Monsters Should Be Cute! - Bitty Sans & Reader - Finished

Pumpkin is a menace and I love him. The undefined-other-reader-dash-underling is also a great character.

Oops, I have a Naga - Naga Bitty Sans & Reader - Finished

Sweet fic !!!!! Real cute! You have a naga now! A naga with TRAUMA.

Tib and Rib – Sans & Papyrus & Reader ��� Ongoing/Unfinished

This one has me crying and weeping. BLASTER BOYS. On account of the power dynamics here being messed up, this is more a platonic/QPP kinda deal. They hurt so much but they are recovering!!! It updated while I was writing this! Let me go cry!!

Honey, I’m in the mafia. – Platonic Reader Insert – Ongoing/Unfinished

Hi mossy. You thought I would include the fic you wrote inspired by my own fic?? THINK AGAIN. This fic is freakin hilarious. You have to babysit Mafiafell!Sans and Papyrus who are young teens. This can only go well.

(I actually read it the other day but realised I didn't leave kudos. djfgfgkjkajsdkjsd)

Up in the Attic – Platonic Reader Insert – Ongoing/Unfinished

You’re a kid who lives in the Swapfell’s attic. They become your guardians :D

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NON-READER INSERTS

You thought I was DONE? HAHAHA ha. I had to include these.

One by One – Finished

… (Knock, knock, knock)

If you need an indication as to how much I love this fic; I wrote out the last line on a blackboard and that remained on my wall for at least 5 years. It’s since been rubbed off, but I can still recite it to this day.

Cathartic AND beautiful. I've read this many times and also tried to copy-paste by hand into a word document before I realised Ao3 had a download feature.

Day to Day and One by One’s sequel, Truant similarly demolished me.

Brothers Beyond Bonedaries - Finished

Another fic which I haven’t read in years but really should. Both Sans and Papyrus are fallen humans who die and then...? Well go read it and find out ;]

How to raise your bitty - Finished (?)

Don’t have a brother? Storebought Adopted is fine! AKA. Razz (SF!Sans) gets a bitty named Slim (SF!Papyrus). I love it dearly. Again, it’s a series, so the series is technically unfinished, but each individual fic is complete.

The Planet Sanses - Ongoing/Unfinished

REALLY fun concept- what if Blue recruited the Bad Sanses to also help out when the other Star Sanses are busy. Thus the Bad Sanses become!! THE PLANET SANSES. The rest of the series is also fun- I liked the first fic, Blood Moon the most though :]!!

Remembrance - Finished

Some old-school Papyrus angst. This one is the first Undertale fic I bookmarked and thus holds an important place in my heart. Papyrus is so so so sad.

Appreciation for Honesty - Finished

AND WHAT’S THIS? MORE PAPYRUS ANGST? You can really see I was going through it back then. This one similarly broke my heart. You ever think about how many lies Papyrus is told? He does.

Flowey Is Not A Good Life Coach - Finished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Content.]

*Deep breath* Okay so. This is pure whump. Papyrus gets hurt. He gets hurt and it gets better but oh my goodness gracious does he get hurt.

If you want to read about Papyrus getting broken (in more ways than one) then you should read this fic. If you don’t, then go read one of the other fics I’ve linked that have nicer themes. Something funny. Or cute.

The Pap Chat Logs – Finished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Content.]

Read these if you want to be SAD. These are mostly chatlogs from an old discord server (that I actually joined and never talked in) which all deal with a great amount of PAPYRUS ANGST. Please note that these talk about a lot very very heavy content. Read the tags and click away if you need to.

In particular, I’d recommend Deitale and "The Great Papyrus" is an Excellent Host- the latter has also been turned into a comic! (Which you should also read, if you haven’t already)

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And there we are! I ran out of links! Not as in I don't have more fics I want to add to this list, but rather tumblr only allows you to add 100 links. Augh. Suffering.

But I don't want to end it on such an angsty note!!! SO... the only logical course of action is to link...

SAUCY FICTION!! - Finished

[Warning: EXPLICIT!!!!! Talk about dicks and boobs!!!]

The only fully explicit fic I will link here. It is the funniest thing I’ve read in my life. Also, there’s a comic of it. I never need to read anything else in my entire life ever.

Wait, there’s a sequel-

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This list in theory is much longer, but I was forcibly cut short by tumblr's limit to 100 links per post. Theoretically I could do a reblog and add more, but I've already gone on long enough. Tumblr Is barely letting me save this post as is ^^"

Also, I'm terrible at remembering to bookmark fics I like, so there's probably a ton I missed!!! :( Not to mention a few have been deleted since I last went and looked :< snowflakeimagines' Meet Ugly series... I would have added you to my list if I could.

There were a bunch of "weirder" fics that didn't make the cut, but this is still a pretty comprehensive list of fics I like :]

If any of yall have recommendations... hand them over. I have gone through the entirety of the reader insert tags, but somehow I still miss things.

Thank you for reading ;3c!!

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Masterlist 30

(****)= suggestive

Introducing:

lustswapfell, lustred and lustgold!

Drakeswap

Templetale

General

Seeing someone walk their cat (tt drf bs)

they hear their friend describing them in a flattering manner

something they always carry (lf bt fot tt st)

summons (os dt df bf bs)

alien invasion

SO finds a newborn (gt bs of)

what happened to the eggs? (cash ace pop cricket bruiser mal star willow cider rancher)

he saves a kid and is sent a reward (ht hd hs)

do they chase or like to be chased (nt tt fot)

friend tries to roofie SO (os bf)

they meet an evil doppelganger (ut us uf ht fsr)

kids make gross bets

SO loves to tease (ht hs hf)***

his cat has a second family (uf boss noir)

they cant cook for a week (ot of fot fs bt)

SOs contact name (of ss bs)

silliest fears (of ss bs)

a cop drops off his teenage brother

selective memory adhd SO (charm lush sparks)

heat hcs (bt fot tt)***** tempo****

skeletons on a rollercoaster (all)

brother in law finally accepts them (ss lr ot)

they rule for a day (bs bf hs)

do they have a tell for lying (lf sf fsg fsr sef)

SO is slowly forgetting them but still sings with them (us gt)

Worldbuilding

differences in lust aus

Garbees 2 3 4

trailrunner no nos

traffickers origins

bee mages

why the monks wont defend themselves

flutterbells (bug)

Side characters

Akira Todds (lf garbee)

dallas' cousin

pooch and russet

interactions/poly hcs

flambes opinion on sir

sans and wine lore and the crash

The Mafias

calling him bald

they switch bodies with his brother

underfell

fluffy edge

Royals

plague outbreak

they get cursed to be cats

SO is kidnapped

miss fun facts

Fellswap gold

coffee's braces

seafell

do they have embarrassing stories about each other?

farmfell

they find two kids that look just like them

outerswap

helios artemis and their parents

Drakeswap and Templetale

saga and hilda annoying each other

thoughts on LV

what they collect

do they want kids?

what they're like as parents

when they have a crush

marry me

dom/sub scale and heat changes

pet peeves

whats their type?

silly fears

love languages

deal breakers

internet

hiss/purr

boob or boot**

what the temple boys love about ebott

lustswapfell gold and red

best places to find them

do they like being tied up?****

fun fact

pet peeves

they see someone being harassed

pestos facial cracks 2

when they have a crush

what he likes in a partner

meeting kittens

favorite drinks

flambe and pesto favorite scents

love languages

what are they like sick

has he had a crush before?

dealbreakers

clothes that dont look good on him

how to kill them

least favorite activities

how did sir run a brothel

switching bodies with his brother

a seagull steals his food

what they smell like

why weasel loves dolls

thoughts on kids

parent backstories

what makes them purr/hiss

[thepopatochispfren]

UT/UF/HT/MT Sans proposing to their s/o

UT SANS

Youalways stopped by to visit Sans at his hot dog stand during yourlunch break.  It was sort of like having a half-hour date every day,and you told him this at some point, making him giggle.  Giggle,and turn the prettiest shade of blue.  That was why it became anormal part of your routine.  And today was no different, though Sanswas fidgeting as you took your first bite into the hot dog heprepared for you.  You were a little concerned, but when you asked,Sans dismissed your concerns with a smile, so you dropped it.  Youtook another bite of the hot dog and nearly spit it out when yourteeth came in contact with something hard.  You reached into yourmouth, Sans’ eye lights locked onto you the entire time, and pulledout a ring.  You wiped it off with your sleeve, watching as itchanged from blue to yellow.

“Isthis a mood ring?”  you asked, cracking a grin.

Sanschuckled, though it sounded off – nervous.  He clicked hisfingertips together.  “sorta?  um, alphys helped me make it.  ithas my magic in it.”

Thatmade you look at it in an entirely different light.  You knew Sans’magic took on a blue hue, but the only time you’d seen the othercolor involving his magic was when he woke from night terrors, withhis left eye light flickering between blue and yellow.  Sans roundedthe hot dog cart so he was standing in front of you, taking the ringand holding your hand.

“uh,human customs are weird, but monster customs might confuse you,so…”  He dropped to a knee, sweat beading his skull and hischeeks flushing.  “i love you a bun-ch.” His eyes darted to the hot dog sitting in your other hand and yougave a surprised laugh, face burning.  “and i didn’t think i’d everget to this point with anyone.  but i have, with you, a-and…”

Hetrailed off as you set the hot dog aside, raising your hand to wipeyour wet eyes.  His eye lights turned to stars when he saw the grinstretching across your face.

“i’dreally like to share my life – and soul–with you.  wh-what do you say?”

Heslid the ring onto your finger and it was a little big, but as youwatched, it shrank that little bit it needed to to fit your fingersnugly.  He looked up at your hopefully and you beamed back.

“Howcould I say no?”

UFSANS

Sanshad been acting nervous all day.  Now that in itself wasn’t somethingunusual – with the life he lived Underground, paranoia was anoccasional symptom of the day, and you’d learned to work around it. But the kind of anxious behaviour he was exuding was just…different.  You found out why that evening, when Sans appeared beforeyou while you were reading a book on his couch.  When you glanced up,he was sweating heavily – again, nothing new, but something aboutit was making you worried.

“hey,sweetheart,” he started.  “d-do you wanna go stargazing with me?”

Youagreed, of course, and took Sans’ hand when he offered it.  You twotook a shortcut to the park – it was spacious, dotted with trees,and had a decent-sized lake that was usually pretty crowded in thesummers.  In fact, the lake was where Sans had taken you, and layingin front of it was a quilt you were pretty sure belonged to Toriel,and a picnic basket.

“Aw,Sans,” you cooed, “you could’ve told me it was a date.  Iwould’ve dressed for the occasion.”  You were clad in loosesweatpants, a simple t-shirt, and a pair of Sans’ slippers.

“it’sfine,” he said quickly.  “y-you look great in anythin’.”

Yourskelebae could be such a charmer.  Still hand-in-hand, you twosettled onto the blanket and enjoyed a simple meal of sandwiches. You even dared to take a swig out of his bottle of mustard, thoughyou had to wash it down with a cup of Sea Tea afterwards, Sanslaughing as you gagged.  You didn’t mind making a fool of yourself,though, because he looked so much more relaxed now.  Once you’dfinished with the food, you two laid back and watched the starstwinkle far above, occasionally passed over by wispy clouds.  It wasa nice night.

“Thisis nice,” you whispered.

“yeah,”Sans said just as softly, and when you glanced over, he was watchingyou, his eye lights forming hearts.  He sat up abruptly, and gentlypulled you upright as well.  “listen.  i, uh…”  He cleared histhroat, beginning to sweat again.  You squeezed his handsencouragingly and that seemed to bolster his confidence.  “i’vewanted to ask you for a while now…”  He released one of yourhands, digging into his jacket pocket.  He found whatever he waslooking for and pulled it out; when he uncurled his fingers, in thecenter of his palm sat a ring.  It was a simple silver band with aninscription in WingDings on it.  “sweetheart, will you marry me?”

Youwere speechless, and Sans was beginning to look like he might passout from nerves, but with the effort Sans put into the date, thestars shining down on you and reflecting on the still lake, and thelove you felt for him, what else could you say except, “Yes.” You laughed, tugging Sans close enough to bump your forehead againsthis.  “Yes!  Of course I’ll marry you!”

Sanslaughed, too, sounding very much relieved as he slumped against you,fumbling as he put the ring on you.  You spent the rest of the datehuddled close and swapping kisses.

HTSANS

Youpicked at your cuticles nervously as you stood in front of theskeleton brothers’ apartment.  You’d never had a problem before withjust walking in like you lived there too – you practically did, butyou kept your own home because you had three cats and the brothers’apartment building didn’t allow pets –, but your nerves weregetting the better of you.  You wiped your sweaty palms onto yourhoodie, taking a deep breath, and finally raised a hand to… knock? turn the doorknob? when it flew open suddenly, making you jump with ayelp.  Papyrus stood there, looking down at you with a confusedexpression.

“HUMAN. YOU’VE BEEN STANDING OUT THERE FOR ALMOST TWENTY MINUTES.  ARE YOUOKAY?”

Youblushed heavily – you hadn’t realized you’d been procrastinatingfor so long.  “Sorry, Paps.  Um, I was actually planning oninitiating, um… Code Love?”

Hiseyes widened, and you weren’t sure if you seeing things or not, butit looked like anime-esque sparkles were twinkling around him. “REALLY?  EXCELLENT!  TODAY HASN’T BEEN ONE OF SANS’ BEST DAYS. THIS IS JUST THE THING TO CHEER HIM UP!”

Youreyes widened when you heard your skelebae was having a ba d  d a y. “Um…  Maybe I should wait a bit longer…”

“NONSENSE! COME IN, I’LL GO GET THE LAZY BONES!”

Papyruswas practically dancing in place as he waited for you to step inside,and once the door was shut behind you, he took off for Sans’ room. You scraped at your cuticles again as you hovered by the door,wondering if you should just sneak away before Papyrus can get Sansout of bed.

“heykitten,” Sans drawled from behind you before you could decide toleave, hand landing on your shoulder and making you jump again.

Youwheezed, clutching your chest, and turned to him.  He looked tired,his eye light a bit smaller than normal, but otherwise he didn’t seemtoo under the weather.  “Hey, babe.  I heard you weren’t feelingwell today.  Are you alright?”

“fine,now that you’re here,” he said, grinning as you scoffed for lack ofa coherent answer, ears burning.  “paps said you wanted to talk tome about something?”

“Uh,y-yeah.  I wanted to take you out to lunch, if you’re hungry…?”

Hechuckled.  “i’m always hungry.”  Though his tone was light, youknew it was… partially true.  The hunger was psychological, ratherthan physical, but he never turned down food, and he never wasted it. “let me just tell paps-”

“NONEED, BROTHER!”  Now Papyrus was standing behind you, hands on hiships.  “GO ENJOY YOUR DATE!”

“'kay. see ya later, bro.”

Papyrusflashed you a thumbs up as you followed Sans out the door.  You andSans ended up at Grillby’s, because not only was it Sans’ favoritefood place, but you’d also had your first date there, and that madeit the perfect place for what you had planned.  You had a feelingthat Papyrus had called Grillby ahead of time, though, because whileSans wasn’t paying attention – telling jokes to the other patronsof the bar –, Grillby whispered a crackling, “good luck,” as hedelivered your food.

Afteryou and Sans had your fill, and he was beginning to work on hisketchup, you shifted in your seat so you had one knee under you –because you were too short to kneel on the floor for this and notlook ridiculous because of the bar stool heights.

“Sans.”

Hehummed, glancing over, then turning in his chair to face you. “what’s wrong?”  he asked, squeezing more ketchup into his mouth.

“Ilove you so, somuch.” He coughed, blue magic making his cheekbones glow.  “And I don’tknow how monsters would do this, but…”  You pulled the ring boxout of the hoodie pocket, opening it and holding it up to Sans withshaking hands.  His eye light had disappeared and ketchup wasdripping down his chin as he stared blankly.  Only Grillby’s discreetgesture out of Sans’ sight forced you to keep talking.  “I wouldn’twant to spend the rest of my life with anyone else, s-so, will youmarry me?”

“g-geez,”Sans stammered, skull beading with sweat.  “how long have you beenplanning this?”

Thatthrew you off a little, but you replied anyway, “Maybe a month?”

“iwanted to beat you to it, but i guess i hesitated too long,” hesighed, scratching the back of his skull, then reaching into hispocket to pull out a ring dotted with small jewels.  They were eachsoftly glowing the same color as your soul, pulsing in a rhythmsimilar to that of a heart beat, and when your breath caught, thelight flickered.

Youtwo made eye contact, then burst out laughing, the other patrons ofGrillby’s – who’d been watching with baited breath – cheered asyou exchanged rings.

MTSans (forthose who don’t know, Sans and Papyrus live in an abandonedwarehouse; the front half is a fake storage area, the back half istheir home; also, sorry this one is so rough.  I don’t know Mobtale too well)

“…andthen he pasta-way!”

Grillbysighed heavily as your audience – consisting of the other barpatrons – joined in your cackling.  You were enjoying your day offfrom work while your favorite skeleton brothers were busy, even ifyou could already hear the betrayed “Nyeeeh!”you’d receive from Papyrus when (not if, when)he discovered you’d taken to following in Sans’ steps in the masteryof pun-making.

“Thanksfor humoring me, guys!”  You slid off of your stool, dropping goldonto the counter, not because you ever drank in Grillby’s, butbecause you were “secretly” chipping away at Sans’seemingly-infinite tab for him.  “I better head out; got somegroceries to collect.”  As the crowd dispersed away from the barand back to their normal tables, you patted Grillby’s hand as he idlyscrubbed at a spot on the counter.  “If Sans stops by here, let himknow I went home?”  After the bartender nodded, you gave one lastwave to the other customers and left.

Yourshopping trip was pretty short – you bought more spaghetti to fuelPapyrus’ attempts of running a stand, some bread and hot dogs, asmall variety of fruits, and a few new flowers to replace the wiltingones in the kitchen.  The trip home was longer, as you double andtriple-checked to make sure you weren’t being followed.  You didn’thave to take the precaution when your boys were around, but it wasalways better to be too-cautious than not careful enough when youwere on your own.

Thewarehouse the boys called home seemed quiet as usual without Papyrus’energy, but when you entered the actual “house” portion of thebuilding, you immediately felt a presence when you should’ve beenalone.  Entering the kitchen, you nearly dropped your bags at thesight of blood smeared around the area where the hidden trapdoor was,and fainter streaks of red leading across the living room, behind thecouch.  You set your groceries onto the counter to worry about later,digging out a knife before slowly following the trail.  It endedbefore the bathroom door, which was only cracked open enough toreveal the lights on inside.  You could hear someone digging throughthe cabinet under the sink, and you held your breath as you preparedto shove the door open to catch the intruder by surprise.

“…babe?”

Sans’voice both made you nearly jump out of your skin and slump to thefloor in relief.  You could hold your own just fine, most of thetime, but you definitely felt better knowing you wouldn’t be dealingwith a foe who’d somehow found your home.  You tossed the knifetowards the couch, not wanting to startle Sans by having a weapon onyou, and nudged the door open enough to inch inside the smallbathroom.  Sans stood from the cabinet, setting the first aid kit inthe sink, and when he met your eyes in the mirror, you felt some ofyour concern melt away.

Sansdidn’t look like he was on the verge of death, despite what the messof blood had implied, but he’d definitely seen better days.  Bruisesdecorated his face, swelling (you weren’t quitesurehow that worked on bone except… magic?) already under way beneathhis eye socket, and some smears of marrow beneath his nose and grin. His clothes were rumpled and would have to be repaired in someplaces, though with all the blood stains, you weren’t sure if hisshirt would be salvageable; you’d have to ask Papyrus, it couldn’t betoo different from tomato sauce stains, right?  All you knew was thatSans was hurt, but the blood wasn’t his, for the most part, and thatwas a load off of your mind.

“mindpatching me up, doll?”

“OhSans,” you muttered in a playfully-scolding manner, guiding him tosit on the edge of the tub.  “What happened?”

“doesn’tmatter,” he replied, and though you pouted, you’d expected thatanswer; he and Papyrus never let you in on the details of theiroutings unless it was important or you took part in them.

Youlet Sans distract you with a story of a bar brawl he’d accidentallystarted when he first discovered Grillby’s as your cleaned up hisminor injuries, tsking and humming under your breath.  He had a fewmore bruises hidden under his shirt, which were quickly discoveredwhen you had him take it off so you could soak it in cold water untilPapyrus got home, and you ended your doctoring task by wrapping acouple of his fingers, which held spiderwebs cracks that would healin a few days as long as he didn’t aggravate them.  When youfinished, you kept hold of his hands in yours as you looked up athim, registering his sudden silence.  He squeezed your hands,permagrin wavering, and for just a moment, you swore you could see awisp of blue magic around his left eye light.

“…marry me.”

Thestatement came out of nowhere and you were struck soundless, staringat Sans with large eyes.  His grip on you tightened, as if he wasafraid that you would flee if he let go.

“sorry.” He sounded as uncharacteristically nervous as he looked.  “i mean,willyou marry me?  i know that there’s already some potential danger justbeing with me as we are, and i hadn’t planned this, so i don’t evenhave a ring, but… well, what do you say?”

Youchuckled breathlessly, pulling your hands from his.  His eye lightsflickered for a moment, before you wrapped your arms around him in ahug, careful of his wounds, resting your forehead against his bonyshoulder; his arms dropped to your waist in return.

“Idon’t care about the ‘dangers,’ Sans.  Of course I’ll marry you.”

Aloud, excited squeal suddenly erupted from the living room.  “OH MYGOODNESS!  BROTHER, YOU FINALLY DID IT!  AND THEY SAID YES!”

Sanschuckled, the sound traveling straight to your bones, and you laughedwith him as the other skeleton burst into the bathroom and scoopedyou both into a crushing hug.

[u-l-i-a-n]

time for sansss

im a ho for papaya’s but sans is very near and dear to my heart as well

Comic- probably narcoleptic. huge trekkie, i mean it. yall have mentioned them liking star wars before but look star trek is way more up the lazybones style for many reasons. he’s really sensitive to feedback sometimes, paps mentioning not being 100% enthused with his cooking made him stop cooking forever. Surprisingly good with crowds, if he can get people laughing he gets really into it has a great time, for at least awhile.

WHO decided that puns mcgee should be the sexualized one when he could’ve been making Ace jokes this whole time.let sans be ace pls k thanks. the missed opportunities for ace jokes is abhorrent.

Stars/Berry/Blue- ACTUAL GREMLIN, will purposefully make you laugh when your drinking, king of memes. actually needs caffine to keep going, has unhealthy coping mechanisms and pretends he’s got his shit together.

although an actual manifestation of the knife cat meme, he can be very sweet and will seek you out if you seem upset about something. hates being mistaken for a kid or underestimated and WILL devise revenge if patronized. can teleport and will scare you on purpose.

Red/Fella- gruff and standoffish until suddenly he’s not. very moody, greatest one-liners. secretly a huge sweetheart. Has like ten scrapbooks, one specifically dedicated to his bro. he likes to collect shiny trash while out and about, has a collection of “interesting” candy wrappers.

in terms of the world ive built in my head the boys jokingly call him mom/mommy bc hes one of the only two responsible adults in the house, he hates this and immediately glares but will help them with their shenanigans anyways. dad sweaters.

Razz/Razzy- self-proclaimed “daddy” he will refer to himself as such at the most embarrassing opportunities possible, especially if he’s wearing feminine clothes. being friends with him you will feel either pride or embarrassment depending on his mood for the day.

low key actually the most responsible sans, will give you seriously good life advice and will hold your hand if your nervous. loves to be helpful. gossips with Edge, trash talks people within their hearing range. very very good at handling people anxieties from helping his brother.

sidenotes:

i still need to think more on these guys,  but i do think their all somewhere on the ace spectrum, while ut sans is the most ace i think the other sans’ are closer to demisexual. i like to keep their ages and abilities the same so all the sans’ are older and can use shortcuts.