#ace!eggsy

[shima-draws]

Ghost Cora AU where he’s actually been following Law around ever since he died but nobody has been able to see him, so all he’s able to do is watch Law get hurt and suffer in silence. UNTIL, miraculously, the battle of Dressrosa ends, and for some strange reason—through some supernatural bullshit or maybe just fate—one person is finally able to see him.

Law is sitting on the deck of the Yonta Maria watching everyone party when Luffy comes trotting over to him. And Luffy plops down beside him and says, “I’ve been meaning to ask, Torao, but who’s that really tall blonde guy with the funny makeup that’s been following you around?”

And Law’s just like

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Shipper Tag Game

Thank you @godotismissingx for the tag! ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry that it took so much time 😅

Okay let's go!

1. What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care anymore?

There were some k-pop ships I used to ship but as time went by I just stopped. Maybe because I’m not as much into k-pop as I used to be.

I also don’t ship any of Hetalia’s characters anymore.

2. Which ship would you consider your first one?

Stella and Brandon from Winx Club or Kevin and Gewn from Ben 10: Alien Force. That was even before I was aware of what shipping was.

While I was aware, I think it was Shizaya? Durarara was one of the first animes I watched. And Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya's love-hate relationship was so good for a 12-year-old me.

Or it could be SasuNaru…

3. Your first fanfic belonged to which couple?

Written it was Merciless. 

But read? That was so long time ago...

I remember I found some Ben 10 stories on the Internet and I read a lot of them as a kid.

But when I read and I was aware I was reading fanfics it was most likely SasuNaru or Darry. It was most likely still on Wattpad or fanfiction.net. On or those self-publishing blogs. Those were popular back then.

4. Do you remember the first couple you saw a fanart over?

Probably SasuNaru. Or another ship that was popular at the beginning of the 2010s.

5. Did you ever get into ship discourse?

I try not to. I mostly believe that fiction is fiction and when I don't like something I just don't read it.

I like to read people's points of view though.

6. Did you used to have any no-otp or have it currently?

Not really. I used to hate UkFrance from Hetalia but now I just don't care. And I never really shipped Destiel. But I'm not sure I would call them a no-otp.

7. Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

A new chapter of Merciless fic that I'm always waiting for was published. It's called Hidsight by duty_free. AND IT'S AWESOME, GO READ IT. It's a wonderful continuation to The Merciless that can actually fix those two morons (I have hope, it's still ongoing)

Before it, my friend @frayed-at-the-seams published her fic about Junho and Hoyeol from D.P. It's called Dogs and Cats. It's an interesting supernatural spin on the original story and it allows Junho and Hoyeol to be cute ❤️

8. Currently, do you have any OTPs?

Of course. My absolute favorite obsession is Han Jaeho x Jo Hyunsoo from The Merciless

But there is more:

Roronora Zoro x Sanji (Zosan) from One Piece

Sakata Gintoki x Hijikata Toshirou (GinHiji) from Gintama

Shizuo Heiwajima x Orihara Izaya (Shizaya) from Durarara!!

Oga Tatsumi x Furuichi Takayuki (OgaFuru) from Beelzebub

Lee Dongsik x Han Juwon from Beyond Evil

Kang Yohan x Kim Gaon (GaHan) from Devil Judge

An Junho x Han Hoyeol from D.P.

Miyuki Kazuya x Sawamura Eijun (MiyuSawa) from Ace of Diamond 

James T. Kirk x Spock from Star Trek 

Merlin x Arthur Pendragon from BBC Merlin

James Bond x Q (00Q) from James Bond movies

Harry Hart x Gary "Eggsy" Unwin from Kingsman movies

Tony Stark aka Iron Man x Steve Rogers aka Captain America from Marvel Comics (comics only.)

Peter Parker aka Spiderman and Wade Wilson aka Deadpool from the Marvel Comics

Loid Forger x Yor Forger from SPY X FAMILY

Hino Eiji x Akhn (EiAn) from Kamen Rider OOO

Shijima Go x Chase from Kamen Rider Drive

Kiryu Sento x Banjo Ryuga from Kamen Rider Build

and many many more

Also as an exception to my k-pop rule, I still ship ChanBaek from EXO.

9. Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

Robin and Barney from How I Met Your Mother. I get that it was planned from the beginning for Ted to end up with Robin but did they have to make Robin and Barney so good???

Also, Merthur, like they had a whole story about them? All 5 seasons?

And Sterek. 

10. Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

Zeke x Levi from Shingeki no Kyojin. I used to not be much into it but there is an amazing reincarnation comic AU on twitter (here) with them and I have to say that they have a potential.

11. Do you have any ship that, in the past, was considered normal but now you would be canceled over?

Not sure... There were some ships that I wasn't aware of age. I don't mind ships with big age differences but I like for both parties to be over 18.

So maybe as an example Levi x Eren? Eren was 15 and now looking back I'm not sure if I would ship it. 

12. What was your favorite crack ship?

Tried to think of something but my head is empty. I don't believe I don't have any crack ships!

13. Who is the couple you read more fanfics of?

Shizaya, GinHiji or ChanBaek. They have big fandoms so I could just move from one fic to another. 

Also YoonMin. I used to ship them a lot but now not really but I read a lot of fics with them.

14. What most of your ships usually have in common?

They usually banter or tease each other. Those love-hate relationships are my favorites. And more of them lately have an age difference.

15. What you absolutely hate in a ship?

Lack of chemistry? I hate too much drama but also don't like where everything is fine. And cheating.

tagging (no preassure): @daxianme @yardmargs @frayed-at-the-seams @bobafvcks @babischlong-six @stanaclown @igonecrazy @chhagiya @lovemevermore @ilikeallthepenguins @manproposes-goddisposes @backtomanyang @inashoe @darktecno @areththeimagine and everyone who wants :)

[xamaxenta]

Kingsmen au with Ace as Eggsy and Marco as Harry makes me think of a fic where Eggsy's mom is killed and he gets arrested for it so he calls that number and Harry comes and helps get him out, but since Eggsy and his baby sister have nowhere to go Harry takes them home and hires Eggsy as his valet or something like that. Imagine Marco coming to Ace's rescue and then taking Ace and baby Luffy back home and them becoming the cutest little family ever

Wild from start to finish but im fucking down for it

[unraveltimetravel]

Howdy, I’m Flowey! Flowey the Flower!

Nah call me Walker, 30/NB/US

This blog is a dumping ground (affectionate) for all my ships that get shit on for existing, mostly due to age gaps or fandom opinions.

If you have issues with these ships please move on. Respect me, and I will respect you.

***I’ll keep a running list of what this blog contains here so please read before proceeding ***

Papa Emeritus 3/Cardinal Copia-Ghost Band Fandom People hate this relationship cus most folks think these banana heads are related. No I don’t think they’re related. Copia is Satan’s son, not Nihil’s (edit 21JUN2024: ….. in my AU Copia is Satans son. Not Nihil’s)

Alcina Dimitrescu/Donna Beneviento -Resident Evil 8 Not sure why folks hate this one. They aren’t actually related and I think they’re sweet. I typically don’t ship them sexually cus I headcannon them both as shit hella asexual but I don’t hate on it.

Marty McFly/Emmet ‘Doc’ Brown-Back to the Future Yes there’s an age gap, no I don’t care, all content I reblog Marty is 18+ when relationships start. Also time travel fuckery lessens the age gap cus I said so.

Benjamin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce/Father Francis Mulcahy -M.A.S.H -They’re cute together, again not sure why people hate this one…maybe cus Francis is a priest? Gotta love that blasphemy

Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin -Kingsman Another one people hate for the age gap but ffs Harry wasn’t in Eggsy’s life at all when he was young and Eggsy was 22 before they met again. Also they’re cute as heck, who doesn’t love the badass classy spy with the scruffy lil street rat?

C.C. Tinsley/Ricky Goldsworth -Buzzfeed Unsolved Cinematic Universe. People hate this cus they think of it as Shane/Ryan. I don’t view the ship as RPF cus Ricky and CC are characters created by the boys, not the boys themselves.

Danny Sexbang/Ninja Brian -Ninja Sex Party Fandom. Another one people view as RPF. Let me be clear, this ship is purely the characters. I also headcannon them as a non sexual ship, solely romantic cus I think Brian is also shit hella ace. Danny just bangs every consenting adult he comes across and smooches Brian when he gets home.

More to come~

[eggsyfriedrice]

Eggsy, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Roxy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Merlin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Harry, trembling: What are we playing?

[voidselfshipp]

Kingsman S/i

Cw: mentions of alcohol names for statesman, violence (tequila defending my honor), mentions And pictures of guns and bullets in the moodboard. Mentions of recreational drug use from tequila's part (which is cannon btw)

"Oxfords. Not brogues"

Name: Jerico Gomez

Affiliation: Statesman (formerly), Kingsman (currently)

Codename: Corona (Statesman), Moro (Kingsman)

Training: all sorts of martial arts, hand to hand combat, Melee combat, sniping, guns, bo jitsu(favorite) And Archery (favorite).

Biography:

Before statesman, Jerico was an aspiring artist doing commisions for a living back in her home in Argentina.

She was approached by Statesman's leader Champagne in her home country, acting as if he was a lost tourist that didnt know spanish.

Jerico helped him get back to the main street and thats when Champagne showed her that she was descendant of one of the founders of kingsmen (I had to tie in the third movie somehow). After some research, she found out it was true, And thats when she accepted to train with Statesman (since it was the closest ish branch of Kingsman).

Champagne reassured her that her family would be well provided and that she'd be too. So, she accepted

Jerico was given no advantage over her peers though (not that she wouldve liked that anyway), And she was labeled the most hardworking of the recruits.

During her training, she met Brandon J. Mercer (now agent tequila) and becoming close Friends soon after.

Though being close Friends did not exclude fights about tequila's recreational drug use, this usually led to arguments over either the smell of the side effects, though they were quickly resolved after champagne or jerico/Brandon herself/himself approached the other and talked things out.

There was an incident where one of the recruits insulted jerico and Brandon Beated the crap out of them, Champagne wasnt too pleased with his protegé but let it slide after jerico jumped in to defend her friend and tell their boss what happened. The other recruits confirmed what happened and the recruit that insulted jerico was sent back home.

After said incident, Champagne deemed necessary that they brought some pups along for teamwork excersice.

Jerico Chose a Doberman Pinscher, which she appropiately Named Hellhound, while Brandon chose a Dutch Shepherd named Dolly.

The rest of the training went smoothly, she even got the nickname Corona because that was her favorite beer.

In their last weeks of training, Jerico had met Agent Whiskey, who was there to teach the New recruits about the usage of lassos And whips. What started off as a friendshipp soon developed in favoritism (though it never came into play in her training at jerico's request) and then once her training was over, whiskey started to flirt with her.

In her final mission, Brandon and her were the only two candidates left, both got a little bit flirty and almost failed because of how distracted both of them were.

Both ended up aceing their last assigment, but Brandon was picked as the New Agent Tequila, while Jerico was sent off to Kingsman without explanation and under Brandon and agent whiskey's noses.

With unresolved romantic feelings, jerico said goodbye to tequila and whiskey, and off she went to kingsman, though she insisted that if she was going to work there she'd choose what callsing to use.

Staying true to her heritage, Jerico chose the callsing "Moro" since Juana Moro was an Argentine spy that helped in the revolution against Spain.

In kingsman, she met Harry Heart aka Galahad, soon falling in love with him and dating shortly after, helping him mentor Eggsy.

Kingsman s/I! I love her!

To clarify though: I do think drugs should be used for medicine. I have my issues with recreational drug use(its the way I was raised and I seriously dont like it) but everyones free to do as they please.

-> ONLY MUTUALS ALLOWED TO REBLOG

[dreamcast641]

OC INTERVIEW wasn't tagged but ehy -------- 🦦Claire🦦 ɴᴀᴍᴇ:Claire Ekaterina Makarova ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ: Claire doesn't really have a nickname besides from the usual friendly insults or remarkings of her height such as shortie n stuff. She has a callsign tho. ''Stoat'' cause of the nature of this animals to being able to bring down preys at least 10 times bigger than hers and also for their aspect ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ: Cis female (She/her) sᴛᴀʀ sɪɢɴ: Claire was born in august. She's a leo sun with scorpio moon and ascendant in cancer Personality Type: ENTJ-T/chaotic neutral ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 154/155 cm (5'1 ft) ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: Demipansexual (Claire doesn't really feel immediate attraction to people, she need a deep emotional bond with them before starting anything. Their gender does not matter) ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ/ᴇᴛʜɴɪᴄɪᴛʏ: USA with russian origins (dad is russian, claire has however never visited the country) ғᴀᴠᴇ ғʀᴜɪᴛ: Peaches and strawberry grapes ғᴀᴠᴇ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ: Autumn/fall! She isn't a fan of hot weather due to her skin not standing the hot rays of the sun during summer. She is more comfortable with the cold ғᴀᴠᴇ ғ��ᴏᴡᴇʀ: Claire's favorite flowers are the nightstars petunias ғᴀᴠᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴛ: Rain, moss, chocolate, freshly cut grass and ocean breeze (when she can go) ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ, ᴛᴇᴀ, ᴏʀ ʜᴄ: Both! ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴏғ sʟᴇᴇᴘ: Depends on her work. She has night shifts at times.

ᴅᴏɢ ᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ: She likes all but she lends to be a bird and dog person. She has a yellow ringneck parrot named banana and a female dobermann named echo ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴛʀɪᴘ: arctic/northen countries ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ: eggsy from kingsman

ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇʏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ: Just one but a weighted one ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ғᴀᴄᴛ: sometimes she crochet and she is usually good at it

----------------------------------- 🧠Dmitry🧠

ɴᴀᴍᴇ:Dmitry Vasilij Makarov ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ:He really doesn't have a nickname. Claire is the only one to call him something else beside his regular name. She abbreviates it with ''Dim'' sometimes ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ: Cis male (he/him) sᴛᴀʀ sɪɢɴ: Dmitry was born in august. He's a leo sun with scorpio moon and ascendant in cancer Personality Type: INTJ/lawful evil ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 193cm (6'3/6'4 ft) ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: Aro/ace (Dmitry doesn't feel any romantic or sexual attraction towards people, he's even uncomfortable with the idea of it.) ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ/ᴇᴛʜɴɪᴄɪᴛʏ: USA with russian origins (dad is russian, but he has however never visited the country)

ғᴀᴠᴇ ғʀᴜɪᴛ: Red apples and berries

ғᴀᴠᴇ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ: He's definetely a winter enjoyer, like his twin sister, he doesn't like hot weather at all and he rarely goes out in summer or late spring. ғᴀᴠᴇ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ: Dmitry's favorite flower is the oleander ғᴀᴠᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴛ: Vanilla, woods, leather and musk ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ, ᴛᴇᴀ, ᴏʀ ʜᴄ: Tea, green tea ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴏғ sʟᴇᴇᴘ: Dmitry sleeps a lot but he has his reasons for it ;)

ᴅᴏɢ ᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ:Reptile person! He has an albino ball python named diablo ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴛʀɪᴘ: none ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ: none

ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇʏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ: two but they're very thin ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ғᴀᴄᴛ: Dmitry is anomalous but he's able to hide it very well

----------------------------------------------------- 🐕Lilja🐕

Name: Lilja Järvinen

Nickname: Lilja has one and one only nickname that has been used as callsign, that would be ''Koira'' that, translated, means ''dog'' in her language: finnish

Gender: Cis female

Star Sign: Lilja was born at the end of april, she is a sun Taurus with ascendand in cancer and moon in scorpio

Personality Type: INTP/neutral good

Height: 163 cm (5'4 ft)

Orientation: Bisexual

Nationality/Ethnicity: Finnish

Fave Fruit: Lilja loves berries, in particular the ones that grows in her country like the mustikka (black blueberry), metsämansikka (a forest strawberry) which she loves drinking in form of soy yogurt and the cloudberry when she can

Fave Season: despite being born in a cold country, she really do like spring and the more hours of lights it offers

Fave Flower: lily of the valley and the bleeding hearts

Fave Scent: Apple, vanilla and chocolate

Coffee, Tea, or HC: hot chocolate

Average Hours of Sleep: depends because this lad would stay hours up, running only on caffeine, to finish her projects

Dog or Cat Person: of course, dog person

Dream Trip: Around the world to show off her work on dogs and k9

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: generally with 3 or 4

Random Fact: She used to train the shepherd dogs in the farm she was born and raised in along with her parents. That's where her passion and experience primarly comes from. Tag: whoever sees this mmmwah

OC INTERVIEW!

I was tagged by: @alypink thank you pookie!! 🧡✨

Abby 🍂🌿

Name: Abigail Mason

Nickname: Abby, Abs

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Capricorn ♑🐐

Personality Type: Chaotic Neutral

Height: 1.65m/5.4 ft

Orientation: Lesbian

Nationality/Ethnicity: American 🇺🇸

Fave Fruit: Orange 🍊

Fave Season: Autumn 🍂🍁

Fave Flower: Sunflower 🌻

Fave Scent: Old books and leather 📖

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Tea 🍵

Average Hours of Sleep: 4/6 hours

Dog or Cat Person: Dog person 🐕

Dream Trip: Alaska, Fairbanks 🏔️

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: if she can 2

Random Fact: Abby likes to wear silly socks with silly patterns. 🧦

SPARROW 🏔️🔧

Name: Hannah Clayton

Nickname: Sparrow, Han

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Aquarius ♒🏺

Personality Type: Chaotic good.

Height: 1.85m/6.1 ft

Orientation: Lesbian

Nationality/Ethnicity: Swiss 🇨🇭/ British 🇬🇧

Fave Fruit: Pear 🍐

Fave Season: Winter ❄️☃️

Fave Flower: Rosemary 🪴

Fave Scent: Rain 🌧️

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Coffee ☕

Average Hours of Sleep: 6/8 hours

Dog or Cat Person: dog person 🐕

Dream Trip: Nepal 🇳🇵(she's been there several times but she loves it so much)

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: one

Random Fact: She's lactose intolerant 🥛🐮

AMARA 🌕🌆🌌

Name: Amara Thompson

Nickname: none

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Taurus ♉🐂

Personality Type: Neutral Good

Height: 1.65 m/5.4 ft

Orientation: bisexual

Nationality/Ethnicity: British 🇬🇧, Japanese 🇯🇵

Fave Fruit: Strawberry 🍓

Fave Season: Summer 🌞⛱️

Fave Flower: tulip 🌷

Fave Scent: lavender 🪻

Coffee, Tea, or HC: coffee and tea ☕🍵

Average Hours of Sleep: 4/8 hours

Dog or Cat Person: cat person 🐈🐱

Dream Trip: Japan 🇯🇵

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: three

Random Fact: she's vegetarian

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Tagging! @efingart @kaitaiga @applbottmjeens @sleepyconfusedpotato @welldonekhushi @mctvsh

[elletromil]

Love is alive

This is a little something for @elrhiarhodan who had the following prompt for the Stocking Stuffers held by @kingsmansecretsanta

For the mission, Eggsy can seduce and be seduced with the best of the Kingsman (he can also talk a good game), but he's really a romantic asexual.  Either Harry or Merlin, or Harry and/or Merlin find out.  Angst and happiness ensues.

I hope the fact I’ve used some of the Statesman doesn’t stop you from enjoying the story!

Love is alive

If there is one thing Merlin appreciates about agent Whiskey, it’s that she doesn’t beat around the bush about anything. Thanks to her previous tenure as Ginger, she understands that time is a precious commodity and Merlin has better things to do than to wait around for people to tell them what they want or need.

Of course, that’s not the only thing he appreciates about the woman, but if he had to pick only one that would probably it.

A close second would be that she doesn’t hesitate giving a hand every time she stops by his domain.

Kingsman isn’t really to sent anyone on missions quite yet, even if they do keep an eye on things locally. So having Whiskey’s help with the computers and logistics of building back the HQ from the ground up is a blessing. He’s still not sure what he can do to pay Champ back for sending both Whiskey and Tequila to help them with their undertaking.

Not that Tequila is doing much of anything right now, but he’s a good distraction for Eggsy while Roxy and Percival heal from their respective injuries, Harry is figuring out how to run a tailor shop and a distillery and himself and Whiskey are trying to have them up and running in the spy business in as little time as possible.

He’s not even jealous of how close Eggsy and Tequila have grown because for one, Eggsy owes him nothing, and for two, you would have to be brain dead not to notice how hopelessly devoted to each other Whiskey and Tequila were.

Which is why he isn’t really surprised by Whiskey’s words one afternoon while they are attempting to beat some wiring into submission.

“I know we’re here to help out, but you won’t be sending Tequila on any honeypot mission.”

“Ok.” His answer is short, but really, they don’t need to discuss more than this. They aren’t in the habit of sending unwilling agents to honeypots. Kingsman might be morally grey at best considering the business they deal in, but they do take care of their own. Forcing an agent take on a mission they aren’t ready for is the worst crime Merlin could possibly commit in his opinion.

That’s why Roxy only ever goes when the mark is a woman, why Percival hasn’t been on one since the previous Lancelot’s death.

Whiskey seems a bit thrown off by his easy acceptance, as if she had been bracing herself for some verbal sparring, but after staring at him, she must see something in his expression that reassures her, because she nods.

“Good. I told Jason he shouldn’t worry, that you probably have an understanding with Eggsy that he wasn’t privy to.”

That makes him look away from the wiring again, looking at her with confusion. What does this have to do with Eggsy? Sure, like all of the Knights, he hadn’t been too pleased about going after Clara, but it had also been the first honeypot he had done. And if Eggsy hadn’t wanted to do it, they would have found another way.

Merlin thinks there must have been a different plan in place if Tequila was the original agent Champ wanted to send. Something longer and more difficult to achieve most likely, but Merlin would have used it rather than do anything that would force an agent into something that truly went against their personal comfort zones. After all, the work of a handler wasn’t only to make sure their agent would come back safely, it was also to know when not to sent said agent into a situation they weren’t equipped to deal with.

But Eggsy had never said anything about honeypots and any potential unwillingness to do them. Of course, he had never been sent on one before Poppygeddon, but Merlin had asked him upon his Knighting if there was anything he should know that could compromise any mission and had been very clear that Eggsy could come to him at any time to change the notes in his files.

To his knowledge, nothing has really changed since then.

They’ve grown closer in their shared grief for Harry’s loss, but nowhere near close to what Tequila and Whiskey seem to share. At least not yet. And anyway, he’s never cared about what agents did on their mission. He’s handled countless of Harry’s own honeypots and if they’ve had many arguments over the year, this has never come up in them.

He’s rather shocked that it’s not the same way for Tequila and Whiskey. Their relationship seems secure enough from his point of view.

“Don’t take Tequila’s worries the wrong way.” She adds after a while without turning to look at him, but still sensing his confusion and somehow mistaking it for Merlin being offended. “He hasn’t really worked with you yet and it’s hard for him to trust people, even when I vouch for them. That, and he forgets that asexuality is a spectrum and not everyone identifying to it is sex repulsed. And that not everyone is an asshole who would dismiss one’s sexuality for the good of a mission.” With the disgust she says that last, it’s obvious that there is a story there, but she turns back to their work before he can ask.

Not that he would, because he’s stuck on the first part of her little speech. There is no mistaking her meaning and it’s a revelation he doesn’t know what to do with.

Not that Tequila and Eggsy are aces, he couldn’t care less for that.

But that Eggsy has never trust him enough to tell him… He’s afraid he’s failed the lad horridly.

“Whiskey, would you mind finishing that up? I need to find Arthur and discuss some pressing matters.”

She has already immersed herself in the work because she simply hums and waves him off dismissively.

If he wasn’t in such a hurry to speak with Harry, he would take a moment to appreciate her wonderfully one-side tracked mind.

*

“Did you know Eggsy was ace?”

Harry sighs when Merlin bursts into his office without knocking first, or even a simple greeting. He doesn’t mind the distraction of course, but good manners have never killed anyone.

“Hello Merlin, always a pleasure to have you dro-” His brain suddenly catches up with his ears and the rest of his sentence gets lost. “I’m sorry, what?”

“Eggsy, did you know he was ace? As in asexual.” Merlin adds as if his confounded look has anything to do with terminology.

“I know what ace is, I just-” words fail him once more, but it doesn’t seem to bother Merlin, who just drops on the armchair in front of Harry’s desk. There is distress in his eyes that he wishes he could soothe away, but he needs to process the bombshell that’s been dropped just now first.

It’s a bit hard to believe at first, that Eggsy could be ace. He’s sure he hasn’t imagined the chemistry that has been there between them since day one or the one that has developed between Merlin and him while they thought Harry was dead. The chemistry that is still there between the three of them since their reunion, the chemistry that has not even been altered by the knowledge that Harry and Merlin have been an item for nearly as long Eggsy has been alive.

If anything, Eggsy had seem to become even more comfortable in their presence after they had confided in him about their relationship. And maybe they hadn’t clearly stated their intention to court him, but surely Harry had not imagined how Eggsy would seek their touch much more freely and offer his in return without a second thought?

But now that he really takes the time to truly think about it, there has indeed been something missing from Eggsy when compared to all the other lovers they have taken in their time. Something that was easy to miss when for once what binds them all together is an unshakable trust and a profound love.

Eggsy has never look at them with desire in his eyes. Never sought to aroused it in them either.

In fact, now that he truly thinks about it, Harry cannot understand how they haven’t realised it before.

“How did we miss it?” He sounds dismayed and he doesn’t even tries to hide it. Not that he would have been successful if he had tried anyway, not with Merlin.

“He’s good at hiding what he doesn’t want people to know.”

He’s right, but that’s no excuse and judging from Merlin’s pained expression, he feels the exact same way Harry does. They’re bloody spies for fuck’s sake, they should have figured it out way before. Their only saving grace it that they had both agreed to woo Eggsy slowly and thus, they’ve probably not forced anything on the boy he would have been uncomfortable with.

But it hurts to think Eggsy hadn’t trust them enough to tell them. That maybe he thought they would treat him any differently if they know.

Not that Harry is foolish enough to think it’s a revelation that will change nothing between them, but it won’t be anything vital. They’ll just change their expectation of getting him into bed for some fantastic sex to some lazy cuddling. If that is something Eggsy is interested in.

His heart clenches at the thought that maybe they truly misread everything about Eggsy’s feelings for them. That maybe he only thinks of them as dear friends and they’ve twisted his fondness into something he will find disgusting.

“We need to talk to him.” He forces the words out before he can think of darker scenarios.

There’s no use making any decision now, not without Eggsy’s input. Maybe Harry and Merlin’s true feelings will revolt him, but he deserves to know and make his own choice. And if he wants nothing more to do with them… They’ll have to accept it.

“Aye, that we do.” Merlin agrees after a moment, but neither of them move from their seats, unwilling to face the harsh reality yet.

*

Since they’ve come back to London after saving the world twice in so many years, Eggsy usually has dinner with Harry and Merlin. Which isn’t really surprising considering he’s taken over their guest room until he finds a place of his own.

Not that he is in any hurry for that and neither are Merlin and Harry for that matter. At least he doesn’t think.

Because while he’s the first to admit that sometime the intricacies of interpersonal relationship fly ten feet above his head, he doesn’t think he’s wrong in thinking that he’s more than welcomed into their privacy. For one, neither have alluded to how Eggsy really should have found a place by now if he was really looking and for two… For two, there has been far too many fond looks and lingering touches from both men to believe he’s somehow misunderstood what they want.

He knows of course that they probably want a bit more than he does, but it’s nothing that he’s unwilling to give them. He think he would probably enjoy the sex more with them than with anyone else, if only because he loves them so damn much. Or maybe it’s his naivety talking, his desire to believe in happy endings.

But how can he do otherwise after observing just how happy Tequila and Whiskey are together? Is it so wrong to hope that, like Tequila, he can find someone who will accept him like he is and never tries to change him?

Of course, for that to happen he would have to confide in both Merlin and Harry first, but it’s easier to say than to do. And the more time he spends in their company, the more he basks in their pride in him and the gentle touches they bestow upon him, the more he thinks that maybe, they don’t really need to know.

It wouldn’t change anything anyway. What he’s willing to do for a mission, he’s willing to do for the men he’s fallen in love with.

Unfortunately, things never truly goes his way, not when it comes to his personal life. So he really shouldn’t have been surprised to come home for dinner one night, only to find Harry and Merlin waiting for him in the living room, looking grimmer than they’ve ever been.

For a second, he thinks that it’s Kingsman-related, but they wouldn’t be home if it were.

“Eggsy, we have to talk.”

Those words are never about anything good and for a second, Eggsy nearly turns back and leaves. But whatever this is about there is no escaping this, not really.

Instead he takes a seat in front of them, resisting the impulse to sit next to them like he usually does. He doubts it will be of any comfort tonight, not with their closed-off expression.

“What’s up?” He asks when the silence stretches far too long even if he has some doubts as to what this is about. They’ve probably realised just how much he cares about them, just how much he gets out of simply being with them, and they’ve figured out it’s not something they actually want.

It sucks, because Eggsy had been sure they all had an understanding of some sort, but apparently he was mistaken.

Still as long as he can salvage their friendship, Eggsy can learn to live with the heartbreak.

“We need you to be honest with us lad,” it’s weird to hear Merlin sounds so hesitant, when he’s used to the man being his port in a storm, used to him being so unwaveringly confident. But there is no denying that something has rattled him and Eggsy’s stomach twist unpleasantly at the thought that the something could be them having figure out his true feelings. That they feel so differently about him that he would make them feel uncomfortable.

Before he can continue on that line of thought however, Harry finally starts speaking.

“It has come to our attention that you’re probably… Ace.”

For a long time Eggsy can only stare at the two men, at a loss for words.

Not because it’s not true, but because he doesn’t understand how they could have find out about it.

As far as he’s concerned, only Jason is in the know and he cannot think of any reason his friend would betray his confidence.

“Please forgive us if it wasn’t something you weren’t ready to share with us,” he hates how formal Harry sounds now, as if they are strangers or simple coworkers, but he still hasn’t found his voice again. “And if it wasn’t for the recent developments, we would be happy to pretend like we don’t know until you’re ready to tell us on your own. But… but Eggsy, darling, we need to know.”

At his side, Merlin nods in agreement and Eggsy can see how his knuckles has turned white where he grips the edge of the sofa he’s sitting on, as if he’s keeping himself from reaching out. Their impassive masks have cracked by now and he can only read worry in their eyes and something he cannot quite read. It looks like fear or maybe disgust, but it’s not aimed at him.

“When we invited you to stay home with us, we only wanted you to have a safe place. I won’t pretend it was also from a selfish desire to keep you close to us, but we would never force you into anything you don’t want to be a part of. Not knowingly.”

It clicks suddenly what the other emotion is. Self-loathing. No wonder it took him so long to place, when Harry and Merlin have never shown guilt or shame for the things they have been forced to do in their line of work.

But apparently, the thought that they might have hurt him or make him uncomfortable is completely unbearable to them and Eggsy simply cannot stay away from them any longer.

It’s not the first time they’ve hugged, not even the first time they’ve been huddled on the sofa together, but it’s the first time the two other men hesitate before wrapping him in their arms in return. His heart clench painfully at the thought that maybe whatever it is that was between them is irremediably broken now because of his secret.

But when they realise that their touch is welcomed, Harry and Merlin pull him closer so that he’s sitting properly between them and their hands all but cling to his polo shirt.

He hides his face against Merlin’s chest for a moment, feels Harry’s cheek come to on top of his head and he feels so safe and loved that he doesn’t want to move ever again.

But they’ve asked him a question and it is high time he answer.

“Yeah, I’m… I’m ace.” It’s weird saying it out loud for the first time. Even during his talks with Jason about it, he’s never really been able to say the word. Not to describe himself at least. “And you haven’t force me into anything I didn’t want. You haven’t even kissed me yet!”

It’s a good thing he’s still hiding, because he can feel his cheeks heat up after his little outburst. It’s not that he’s ashamed about wanting to kiss them, but they surely didn’t need to know how much he wants that.

“And we won’t if it’s not something you want.” Harry replies, completely missing his point.

Eggsy leans away from them a bit, not escaping their embrace but far away enough he could look at them and make his dismay entirely clear.

“Why the fuck wouldn’t I want that?” Especially after the few times he’s caught Harry and Merlin kissing, it’s practically the only thing he can think of since he’s got no mission to distract him from his fantasies.

“We wouldn’t want to presume what you’re comfortable with or not.”

“Kissing is fine trust me. More than fine even.” He has fond memories of intense snogging session with his girlfriends when he was younger and figuring things out about himself. He very much want to create such memories with the two men. “And everything else is… Okay too.”

He could totally do without, would actually prefer it that way, but he’s sure that with Harry and Merlin, it would be enjoyable. They would make sure of it.

Or maybe not, because they both look absolutely appalled at the idea.

“No, Eggsy, we meant what Harry said. We don’t want to force you into anything you aren’t comfortable with. If you don’t want to have sex, we won’t, it’s that simple.”

“Oh.” There’s unmistakable relief rushing through him, but also a hint of disappointment. “I was kind of looking forward to watching you two together though.”

He’s blurt out the words before he could stop them and his cheeks are so hot he could probably cook an egg on them now.

Merlin and Harry both look surprised, but Harry recovers quickly, and he gives gets that calculating look Eggsy knows can only mean good things are in his future.

They say nothing else for a long time, Merlin tugging on Eggsy’s sleeve until he goes back to leaning against them and he lets himself bask in the knowledge that this is truly something they all want. That it isn’t simply a nice fantasy anymore.

“The same goes for honey pots, you know,” Merlin breaks the silence this time and Eggsy can only makes an interrogative sound, because he’s half-asleep by then. “We won’t make you go on them.”

“But I can do them!” His protests would probably be taken more seriously if his words weren’t so slurred by sleep and he wasn’t still snuggling between the two men, but he’s not leaving his little pocket of warmth for anything in the world.

“I am not implying that you can’t. You’ve proven already that you can carry it out if you have to. But what I am saying is that you don’t need to. And we’ll discuss it further when you’re not about to fall asleep.”

He wants to say that they can totally continue the conversation now, but Harry shortcircuits his brain by placing a small kiss on the sensitive skin just under his ear.

“We should get you to bed.”

“Yours?” He has to ask, because he really doesn’t want to give them up just yet, not when it feels like he’s just found them.

There is a slight pause, where he knows that if he were to look, Harry and Merlin would be having a conversation in looks alone. Then he feels the two men nod against him and Merlin’s lips brush his forehead.

“Yes, ours.”

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Ahem. Now that I have your attention... 😜

I have a question for the Kingsman fandom. I’ve seen both films a couple of times and have recently really got into reading Hartwin fic. Almost every single one features Eggsy saying the word “aces” and yet I can’t remember when he says it in the films. I even made an effort to listen out for it in my recent re-watches and at no point did I hear him say it. So please help me out - when does Eggsy actually say “aces”?

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“My father was with me and he hadn’t seen [Rocketman], and uh, someone was chatting and I said “Oh I’m sorry do you mind if you keep it down... *gestures dramatically* ‘cos I’m him! And this is my dad!””

Taron Egerton being adorable at Ace Comic-Con 2019

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First movie we saw was Kingsman, and it was a very nice time. Bear kept getting mad at me for guessing stuff that was gonna happen before it happened, but I was still very surprised about how much I couldn't guess. Mark Hamill is in this movie, and I kept calling him "that one guy from the star wars" much to the hatred of Bear. The fight scenes are really well choreographed, and I love the way the camera captures the action in a fluid way. Valentine is a terrifying villain, solely for how whimsical he acts and how carefree he is at everything happening. Every scene where he talks to Galahad made me tense. Eggsy is an interesting character, and I liked his progress through the movie. I was honestly caught off guard when he wasn't initially chosen as a Kingsman, but I think the movie wouldn't have been nearly as good if he had. My favorite game to play in this movie was to ask Bear what kind of gun everyone was holding, and then listen to him ramble about gun history. I don't remember much about the guns, except one of them being made in a shed for the British military? Only thing I think the movie shouldn't have had was the last shot after Eggsy goes into the cell with the Swedish princess, but maybe I'm just too ace for stuff like that. Very good spy movie from 2014, gets an 8/10

I have not seen many movies so for our anniversary my lovely partner Bear had decided to show me some movies I have never seen before that apparently everyone else on earth has seen

Why have I never watched more than like 4 movies cinema is awesome

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Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad & Merlin, Harry Hart | Galahad & Percival Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Percival (Kingsman), Original Kingsman Character(s), Hart family Additional Tags: Background Eggsy/Merlin, Harry Hart Lives, Completely Disregards The Golden Circle, Jewish Harry Hart, Harry Hart is a Little Shit, Harry Hart's Loving Family, Reunion, Family Feels, All of the family feels, Harry's Mother is a beautiful badass, Harry's Brother is a sweet cinnamon roll, The children are delightful, Puppies!!!!!!!, Not really a holiday fic, Jewish cultural traditions, Asexual Harry Hart, coming out as asexual, How Wonderful Is This Family, all the feels, Eggsy has a bad moment or two, Grieving Percival, Harry Hart as Arthur, Crossword Puzzles, Cornwall, Merlin playing headgames whatelse is new, Original Character(s), POV Original Character, Grief/Mourning, Mourning Rituals, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, everyone cries Series: Part 2 of Jewish Kingsman Summary:   Merlin and Harry's friendship didn't begin at Kingsman, but when Merlin had been a scholarship student at the same exclusive public school that the aristocratic Hart boys had attended for generations. Harry's family had all but adopted Merlin, and Merlin had reached out to them with a warning before Valentine's deadly signal had gone off. Almost a year after Harry's death, Merlin is invited to the unveiling of Harry's gravestone at the family cemetery in Cornwall. As this is a time for family and friends to gather and give comfort to each other, to commemorate and honor and remember the loved one they lost, Merlin reaches out to Harry's brother and asks it it would be all right to bring Harry's young protégé with him.

Just as Merlin ends the call, his doorbell rings...

(Rewritten and republished from earlier version - now complete)

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PEOPLE DONT PAY TO SEE rEGInAld DWiGhT. THEY PAY TO SEE TARON EGERTON.

[neverlet]

Thanks for tagging me @once-in-a-blue-moon-rising @the-toad-in-your-piano and @boldlygowhereitsbiggerinside :D (I'm feeling famous right now xD)

Three ships: OTP, of course, Mystrade Mycroft/Greg, which I'm writing about. Second one are ineffable husbands Aziraphale/Crowley. I don't write about them (except one fic which is on ficbook) but only read fics. And Hartwin - Harry/Eggsy. Have read only few but planning to write fics in the future. Of course, all of these 3 ships I roleplay with my friend :D

First ship: Mmm, idk, if we're talking about ship which was on my mind 24/7 - Johnlock, but when I was a kid I couldn't understand why Hermione wasn't with Harry, so they were probably my first ship although I didn't even know that shipping characters is legal....

Last song: T.N.T by AC/DC.... So many memories...

Last movie: The portable door

Currently reading: Right now nothing, but I just finished Small gods by Terry Pratchett and probably gonna start reading Skirgaila by Vincas Krėvė (don't ask questions, I have no idea what is this I just need it for my assignment)

Currently watching: The Last of Us. It takes me so long cuz I watch it only while running on a treadmill so I get double benefit :D

Currently consuming: Caesar salad

Currently craving: motivation to write/draw

Tagging: @goodold-fashionedloverhitman @serpoupouilleowo @johannadc @kyruga @bookcasewraith @pocketwatchofmycroft @finleycannotdraw @aziraphales-flaming-cock @helloliriels

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better. (You can also just read my answers.  Or don’t.  Up to you!  Zero pressure).  Thank you @once-in-a-blue-moon-rising for the tag!  I’ll do my best to be at least marginally entertaining, but no promises.

Three ships: Ooh, this is a fun one.  I’ll do my OTP, my favourite ship I don’t actually write for, and one wild card.

OTP: Mystrade, of course!  Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade from BBC Sherlock.  I’ve posted about 250k words of Mystrade fic on AO3 and I’ve got somewhere around 50k more of works in progress sitting in my drive.

Favourite I don’t write for: Thomas Barrow/Guy Dexter from Downton Abbey.  Despite writing 255k for Sherlock and 0k for Downton, DA is my very favourite series in the entire universe.  I didn’t love the second film (Singin’ in the Rain did it better), but I adored Guy and think he and Thomas would be so sweet together. 

Wild Card: Claudine Pascal/Lizzie Wingfield from Hotel Portofino.  No, I have no evidence for this.  No, I will not elaborate.  I just think it would rule.  One of these days, I’ll get around to writing the second fic on AO3 for Portofino (the first one is also me, haha) and it’ll be these two.

First ever ship: I had to dig deep to think of this one.  I think it was Chad Danforth/Ryan Evans from High School Musical, hahaha.

Last song: “Steal Smoked Fish” by the Mountain Goats was the last song I listened to.  A quartet arrangement of “Sentimental Journey,” as made popular by Doris Day and Les Brown, was the last song I sang.

Last movie: I’m on a 1950s kick at the moment.  I just watched Shane for the third or so time and I watched Rebel Without a Cause last week.

Currently reading: I’m actually between books right now, but I just finished Tom Wolfe’s The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, which is a fantastic piece of journalism from the 1960s.

Currently watching: I haven’t technically started it yet, but I’m about to boot up the first episode of The Muppets Mayhem.  Dr Teeth has always been my favorite Muppet (and I love the Muppets), so I’m very excited.

Currently consuming: A piece of gum.

Currently craving: Another half-piece of gum.  But only half a piece.  You know how sometimes one isn’t quite big enough, but two is far too much to chew without hurting your jaw?  Yeah.  That’s what I’m feeling just now.

Tagging (with no pressure at all!): @feralremains, @neverlet, @ivysplivy, @mon221b, @stellacartography, @boldlygowhereitsbiggerinside, @icatee, @bakerstreetbasilisk, @just-a-fixed-point-in-time

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Taron being his amazing self at the ACE comic con