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La parade nuptiale de l'hippocampe [vidéo]

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La parade nuptiale de l'hippocampe [vidéo]

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Et hop ! C'est l' printemps ! par brigitte lagravaire Via Flickr : 2016-05-10-LeSaumont (1c)

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Mating Green Turtles with Terumbu Divers

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À l'unisson

Crédits : Shania COULSON

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𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞.

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ɴᴇᴛᴇʏᴀᴍ x ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ꜱᴏɴɢ: ʟᴀɴᴀ ᴅᴇʟ ʀᴇʏ- ʏᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ

Tw: not much spoilers but teens being teens, mentions of bullying, nudity because of bathing. reader is a mama’s girl, Flashback

Author’s note: You guys wanted a part two, so I give you a part two :3 I stayed up late because I couldn’t sleep plus I had a lot of Ideas in mind that I could not wait to write the next morning. I know nothing of na’vi hygiene so I made stuff up. I like reading the comments even though I can’t respond to them, leave as many comments as you want ^^ if you wish to be added in the taglist just comment and ill ad you on my up coming work. 

Masterlist

When you return back home, you saw your brother, who had some bruises on his face and body. You asked “What happened?” you sat your bag down on the small table. “Your brother made fun of the Sully’s and got a beat” your father said as you looked at your brother disappointedly at him. “Oh Ao’nung” you said as you sat next to him as your mother had served everyone there dinner and sat down to eat.

You all talked about your day along with the process of the Sullys. After dinner, you helped clean up and went to bed with your sister in your shared room. That night you fell asleep, you had dreamed about water with stars in them, you weren’t sure if that was some kind of vision or just another dream but you felt as if it shouldn’t go ignored.

Ronal was holding the human infant in her arms, she had never cared for a human baby, she assumed it would be difficult but surprisingly not. Y/n was just like a regular Na’vi baby but smaller and different features. Ronal couldn’t help but be very protective of the infant, though the baby wasn’t her blood she still felt as if she needed to care for the child. 

Tonowari had grown a soft spot for the human baby, he has never seen such a small creature in his life except for his daughter Tsiyera when she was still a baby, now a toddler learning how to talk and walk on her own. Like his mate he thought raising a dreamwalker child would be hard but the baby was just a baby.

Tonowari and Ronal had been teaching both Tsireya and y/n how to swim underwater, they had to teach them at a young age so that they could develop faster later. Ronal was worried that y/n would drown due to how small she was but surprisingly the infant had managed to swim in the water. “You did wonderful Y/n” Ronal praised the human infant lifting her up in the air causing the baby to giggle. Tonowari looked over at his mate seeing her interact with the infant while he has Tsireya on his shoulders. It warmed his heart seeing this.

A bit much later, Ronal had fallen pregnant again, Tsireya was now 4 years old and y/n was 3 years old. While Ronal was teaching Tsireya how to free-dive, Tonowari was teaching you how to hold a spear along with how to use it. He believed that since she was smaller, he would teach her how to be strong. He had let you hold his spear which was heavier then the smaller one that he made for you. “Okay y/n, be focused” the male said to the small child as she continued to held the spear with both hands. The little girl was slightly shaking do to the heaviness of the spear “now, throw it as hard as you can” he said as the girl did what she was told, though the spear didn’t go that far, it felt flat on the sand missing the target which was accouple feet away. “I missed” she said looking up at her father. “That’s fine, that why we’ll practice until you get it.” He said ruffling her hair. 

The next morning, you woke up really early to go bathe with your mother and sister. You gathered some things such as your comb, some beads, wooden tin cylinders that contained both shampoo and conditioner, a bar of flower scented soap, another wooden tin that contained seaweed slime and a change of clothes. 

Once you were ready to go, you left to the hot spring. The hot spring was surrounded by trees as a form of privacy, this was the women’s hot spring while the one for male’s was a bit further. As you all walked towards the hot spring some women stepped out while others went in. 

When in the hot spring you greeted the women were there either bathing, talking or relaxing in the hot water. Some were helping their children bath and others were playing in the hot water. Some girls your age were in a small group talking, they were probably gossiping or talking about boys.

You had stripped from your clothes and stepped in the hot water. You and your sister helped your mother into the hot water, along with carefully getting her to sit. Your sister helped you take your hair down and wash it, she enjoyed washing your hair like you do hers. When she was done with your hair you then turned to her and also wash plus conditioned her long hair. 

Then you moved to washing your body with the bar of soap, removing the scent of salt water, you’ll probably smell like sea salt later but you didn’t mind. Once you had removed the soap from your body you heard your mother “y/n come here” she said as she had finished with Tsireya’s hair, she had styled it the same like yesterday. You sat on her lap as she then began to comb your hair out. “How do you want it?” She asked as she began to apply aloe on your hair. “Anything is fine” you said as she began to work on your hair. Her hands were very gentle on your scalp, it felt like when you got your tattoo, at first you were afraid because the tattoo would hurt but she manage to make it feel as if a feather was going across your face.

You sat on her lap for a little bit as Ronal continued with your hair, meanwhile you were playing with the water in front of you, while your sister was now getting dressed. Whenever your mother did your hair you felt like a child again, even though you were of age, you would always be your mother’s baby. “Done” your mother said as you reached up and touched your hair feelings six sets of braids on your head with beads, while the rest of your hair was down reaching your mid back. “Thank you mother” you said turning to smile at her, she smiled at you and kissed your small forehead. She may be harsh and stoic around others but in private, she was a loving mother who wants the best for her children.

Then you stepped out of the hot spring and got dressed, you wore a pale colored top that was made with both thin rope and white pearls, the top was a gift from your mother, she made it herself. As for the bottom you wore a hip scarf that was the same color of your top with shells. When you were done you took a the wooden tin with seaweed slime and began to apply it on your skin, to keep it moisturized, the others didn’t really need it but you did since your skin was different. 

Once you were done you and your sister began walking back to the village to find the Sully’s. “So, where were you last night?” Tsireya broke the silence as you looked up at her “oh, I was out...” you said feeling your face go hot then you saw your sister smile at you “are you interested in any one?” She asked the smile growing wider, making you nearly trip “I’m not sure... maybe?” you said shyly as she giggled at your shyness. “Its okay, I am also into a boy” she said making you gasp and turn to her. “Really?! Who is it?!” you wanted to know who it was but she just smiled at you, leaving you to wonder who her crush was.

That morning you had went swimming before meeting with the Sully’s, you swan where you normally swan. Seeing that the fish had woken up and went on to swim around, it made you happy seeing the schools of fish swimming around you, sometimes even swimming through your fingers or hair. Once you swam up to the surface to catch your breath, you saw your sister, brother, Rotxo, Lo’ak, Kiri, Tuk and lastly Neteyam. You smiled and greeted them “Good morning, how was your sleep?” you asked 

“It was alright, thought Lo’ak snored all night” Kiri complained causing her brother to whine “No I didn’t that was Neyetam” he defended himself, which made your sister giggle at him. You noticed how when Tsireya would look at Lo’ak her eyes dilated, she also smiled more than usual, this caught your attention. 

The small group of teens and child swan around the reef, Tsireya had been showing them places which contained beautiful plants along with other kind of fish to see. Mean while, Neyetam stayed close to you. Sometimes he’d need ‘help’ moving around by grabbing your small hand and let you guide him around. The evening was fun, no one was fighting, everyone was getting along. It made you smile, seeing that everyone was laughing and having fun with one another.

After that evening, Kiri and Tuk went home, Ao’nung and Rotxo went to find their other friends, Tsireya and Lo’ak went on their own way, suspiciously together. Leaving you and Neteyam. You were both sitting on the beach, watching the other villagers doing their daily tasks. 

You then began to have a conversation about the things you liked such as food, weapon of choice and other stuff. You noticed how the forest na’vi paid close attention to you talk while you did the same. He told you about his adventures in his old home, he seemed to really miss his home. You wanted to be in his place, you wanted to know how he felt due to being in a place that wasn’t his original home. 

Neteyam had all his attention on you, he looked at every small detail of yours. How you had a small scar on your lip along little ones on your hands,they must of been your hunts or fishing. He also noticed how you were a bit muscular. What caught his attention more was how when the sun reflected on you, you glowed like those fishes under water, beautiful. He had to contain himself when asking other questions, he didn’t want to offend you with a question he had been thinking since the day he saw you.

“Could I ask a question?” Neteyam asked shyly as you nodded, looking into his eyes. “Do you ever feel out of place? Since you’re different than the rest?” He ask. You nodded “yeah, in a way... I always wondered why I didn’t have the same skin like everyone, or tail, same with eyes and height. I would ask mother and father about it, but they’ve told me that Eywa has put me in their path for a reason.”

You answered honestly, your parents were fully honest with you. It was obvious that you were not their flesh and blood, but they love you as if you were. “My mother may not have given birth to me but she is still my mother, she was the one that raised me along with father, he took care and protected me like father does to a child.” You said as Neteyam listened closely, he did not want to miss any details. “Do you ever wonder who your parents are?” he asked as you then responded “sometimes, but I know that they had made the right choice in leaving me in good hands, I have two wonderful parents and siblings, another one coming on its way” you said happily, you loved talking about your family since you loved them dearly.

Neteyam couldn’t help but smile, he had already fallen in love with that lovely smile of yours. For a moment locked eyes with him again, those wide beautiful yellow orbs reminded you of the sun, you had noticed how he looked a lot like his mother, from his eyes, nose, fangs and hair, he was a carbon copy of her. But he also had his father’s features. That was the thing that you dearly wished to have, to look like both your parents like your siblings.

Tsireya looked a lot like father, but more gentle and feminine while Ao’nung looked like a carbon copy of your mother but masculine, but yet, they also had other features from both parents. 

Just like yesterday, at night you both went for a swim, you worried he’d get in trouble but he told you not to worry. You both swam and played in the water for a what felt like a while. You both were playing a game of hide and seek under water. Neteyam had a heard time finding you since you were small and could fit anywhere. You’d normally jump out and surprise him causing to laugh. You had also noticed how his little spots on his face would glow, like stars in the water, he looked so heavenly under the water.

Afterwards he walked you home, as you walked towards your mauri, you both were joking each other quietly, not wanting to disturb the now sleeping villagers. Once you arrived you stopped to thank him. “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow” you said shyly, staring at him. Neteyam nodded smiling, finding your shyness adorable “yeah, have a good night” he said as he gave you one final smile and began to walk away. You watched him walk away, you continued to watch him until he was gone. You felt fish swimming in your stomach, he was the one, you just knew he was the one. That night when you laid in bed, you practically begged Eywa to destine you and Neyetam on being mates.

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[xenayami]

GONE

This series is going off based on @honey-minded-hivemind Dark AU for their platonic yandere xmen x reader please check them out for the original and support them on what they do they are incredible. ❤️

The reader of this story will be Fem. Her, Kurt, Kitty, and Pietro will all be aged to 14.

Beware this is a dark au so things could get graphic you've been warned and bad GRAMMER.

Prologue

Reader was founded by the x-men in a homeless shelter for kids when she was 12. Discovered by Charles Xavier who had found her through his power, sending Logan and Scott to retrieve the girl. Her abilities were to create spheres of protection and have the power to heal. But as many mutants' reader does have a limit to such lengths of what her powers can handle. Never had a family or even knew of her own. But when THE wolverine stretches his hand out for her to take how could she say no.

At some point, Lance was severely injured from a mission he was sent on with two other teens. Scott who had returned with Lance in his arms begged reader to heal him. "Please Kid... you're the only one I know that can help."

She barely succeeded managing to get lance out of the dying state but not healed completely. As soon as she was done her nose begins to bleed and later resulting to her collapsing. Of course, when she had awoken, she overheard the wolverine yelling at Scott. How could he put you through such a thing if he need someone to help Lance, he could of gone straight to hank. Not a 14-year-old who barely knows how her power works. "I regret it Logan I know I just thought-

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG!"

Her and Logan always had a close relationship since she joined the school. They both were loners. But the x-men saved them from such fate. Whenever reader was in his classroom training harder than any student, he had encountered he asked her. "Because I want to get stronger to protect the ones I care about." From that moment on he had watch over her like a daughter.

When reader first arrived at Charles Xaviers school, she immediately fit right in. Rogue and Jean loved her like a little sister. Scott and Gambit as well along with Wanda and Pietro. Logan thought of you as his daughter just as Erik 'Magneto' did as well. Charles loves you like his own as for the rest of his students and his x-men. Hank adores you as much as mystique.

There was a particular group you always hung out with Kitty, Pietro, Kurt and Jubilee. They were the first friends of you had since you came to the school, since ever. Knowing you've been by yourself for as long as you could remember. You had loved every single one of them.

You had finally found your family.

One night, when everyone was sleeping you silently swore to yourself, I'm going to get stronger I will, I want to have the strength to protect my family and friends. Even if it cost me my life.'

Unknown to you accouple of ears lingered near your room and hear you.

After that day everything was peaceful.

Until

Reader, Kurt, Pietro and Kitty were all going to go and shop for a surprise gift for their friend Jubilee. Scott and Jean sent them off.

"Now be careful out there got it, things can get out of hand when you least expect it." Scott stand Infront of the group crossing his arms over his chest looking at the group of kids.

"Geez yeah yeah we get it. Just don't tell Jubilee where we were, okay?" Pietro huffs. Jubilee was failing in a couple of classes and training lessons, so she had to stay behind. They thought going out to get her a special early birthday present would cheer her up, only to encounter Scott and Jean. The group fully understand the dangers of being a mutant lingering out and about. But they believe as long as they were together, they'll be alright.

"We'll be fine promise! We're just gonna get some grub probably hang around the park a bit and then shop for an early surprise present for Jubilee." Kitty chuckles at Scotts worriedness the group of teens, they had train for situations in case they get into trouble. They just need a break from the school for a bit and explore the world and experience the joys of being a teenager.

"Right ve promise!" Kurt joins in.

"I'll look after them Scott don't worry; we'll be back before midnight! I swear." Read was always trying to be the older sister of the group and the adults found that precious. Scott looks at her with soften eyes.

Scott looks hesitant but then Jean lays a hand on his shoulder, "I'm sure they'll be fine Scott beside I'm sure the grownups need a break from the kids anyway. Let them go out." Scott looker over his shoulder and sighs in defeat.

"Fine. Reader."

She straightens up.

"Be safe."

And with that the group leaves the mansion for their outing. A couple of miles away from their home and going straight into town. Kurt walking on readers left side and Pietro and Kitty walking on her right.

"Vhet should we get for our friend?"

"Don't know maybe a necklace? Oh! or earrings!"

"You guys think too much. Just get her favorite song on a cd and call it a day."

"You're only saying that cause you never think. it's got to be meaningful dumbass."

Unaware of their surrounds the group was peaceful walking about in town. Laughing and joking around such as normal teenagers do.

but

A smoke grenade lands in front of the group, WOSH it sets of, and the kids were choking on the smoke. Kurt kneeling down waving his hands in the air trying to push the smoke away, kitty and Pietro were blinds and where also coughing. Reader the only on left standing was struggling to make out the attacker.

"Mutant brats"

Readers vision begins to blur, and then turn dark.

Reader wake up again in a strange room chained in a circle with Kurt, Kitty, and Pietro.

"Reader! Your awake! Thank goodness." Kitty with tears in her eyes.

"Where are we?"

Pietro growls, "Thats what I wanna know." Furious that they got caught and he couldn't do a thing about it.

"Are we?" Questioning if any of them had attempted to use their gifts to escape.

"Unable to use our powers I'm afraid so my friend."

Reader looks down in guilt, "I'm sorry guys this is my fault, I should of been more aware.."

"What? There was no what you could of know this would happened. Don't be so hard on yourself." Pietro looks over at her calming his attitude to try and make the situation better for his friends.

"They'll come guys don’t worry!" Kitty trying her best to lighten the mood.

"I'm afraid not this time kitty."

A strange man in a lab coat appears Infront of them.

"And I'm gonna make sure of that."

"Vho are you sir?" Kurt curiously asks but something about this man seemed off this thought sent shivers down some of the group's spines.

"Nothing to concern yourself with mutt. You won't live long enough to remember it."

Kurt eyes widen in fear and shock. Reader moves closer to him moving her body in front of his. Shielding him from the intruder.

"The x-men will stop you."

"I highly doubt it. But don't you baby mutants spawns worry, they'll be joining you soon."

Reader chuckles at the man. "Keep dreaming."

A blow to the head sent her on the floor.

"READER!"

Blood trailed down her mouth as she struggles to sit up only to be kick back down again.

"LEAVE HER ALONE!"

"BASTARD!" As soon as Pietro commented that last part the unknown man pulls out a blade about to charge at him who was defenseless reader bolts towards their direction and takes the hit. Readers blood spills more onto the ground. Kitty screamed in terror, Kurt froze in fear, Pietro stood in shock.

"R-Reader..."

Collapsing in front of him struggling to get back up. The only thought running through her mind was to protect her friends no matter what.

"Pathetic. Just like your so-called x-men, saving life's all for nothing and taking in mutants. To what? Treat them like family. Disgusting."

With hatred in the hearts for this man run filled like crazy but reader bolding stands up.

"S-so what?"

Reader stuggles to sit up completely unfazed of the attack no matter how badly her body is damaged. That sentence alone started a spark to keep the group going.

"Thats w-what we do! You got a problem with it!? X-men put their lives on the line every day! Bitch and groan all you want! You don't got the power to change a thing!"

Unknown man sits still in silents and them maliciously smirks and them kicks the reader on the side where her wound was.

"Your gonna die anyway why waste your breath. This room is reequipped with a machine that will incinerate you lot. And don't even think of using your so-called mutant powers, this room was made with sentinel technology so don't even think about."

They were powerless.

"You have a minute."

The man leaves with a grim expression.

Kitty panics and rattles the chains, Kurt does his best to break it, Pietro struggles to move towards reader grabbing her and pulling in towards the group reader holding onto her wound putting pressure on it. Blood was dripping all down her body.

"W-what do we do!"

"Our Vates are in god's hands now my vhriend."

Holding her hand as she begins to break down in tears. both reach towards reader and Pietro who were also holding hands.

"Stay strong... Kitty." Reader struggles to breath.

"Reader..."

"We're not gonna go out cryin." Hope light in the readers eyes.

Kitty looks over at her who was struggling to sit up straight but was still standing strong that alone gave kitty the encouragement she needed, "R-right. RIGHT! X-MEN NEVER GIVES UP THE FIGHT!"

Pietro nods and also shouts. "Thats right. We're going to show that bastard a bond that can never be broken!"

"I vhill cherish our bonds my Vhiends. No. My family. I love you all of you."

As the four where all held each other together the fear immediately vanishes. As the room shakes and rumbles the sounds of a machine above the ground was held over them begin to glow. They must of guessed it was the one the stranger was talking about.

Reader held them in a group hug all with smiles on their faces..

"We're going home everyone. Back home to our family."

In a blast of light everything exploded and nothing was left.

BACK AT THE MANSION

The x-men all gathered in the war room frantic on the kid's disappearance. Scott and Jean worries came back again when they did not show up for their classes as did Jubilee who had not seen any of her friends. Mystique concerned for her son's well being, her daughter rogue flies all over town to search for them. Magneto confronting Charles on his carelessness for the safety of his children especially Pietro his son and reader who he had grown fond of.

Hank searches with all of his technology. Nothing came to aid.

Logan rampages through the streets and the mansion to find more clues. He had assumed some mutant hating freak got to them.

Gambit did his best to search deep undercover through all the bars to pick up tips on some missing mutant kids. Nothing.

Now they regather in the war room.

"This is your fault summers!"

"Yelling at me won't find them Logan!"

Rogue goes between the two. "Fighting with one another wont help either sugars."

"She's right they have to be out there somewhere we just have to look harder!" Jean intervenes. This was all her fault. She had insisted they go. They never should of left.

"Charles?!" Erik holding onto him. Charles head his head in pain.

As sharp pain goes through the professor's head. He saw the unknown man that had taken the kids hostage. He scans throughout his memories and saw the most recent one.

Recent.

He saw a vivid images of blood. Readers blood. And then later a bright light. Explosion that contain Kurt, Kitty, Pietro and Reader.

Refuses to belief it he tries again and to reach out to any of the children. Nothing there was nothing. If he could not reach them then that could only mean.

"NO!"

Charles shouts in anguish and despair. "MY CHILDREN MY POOR CHILDREN!"

The last image he saw was all of them holding each other in their arms embracing one another with blood soaking their clothes and smiles on their faces. Perhaps hoping for them to come for them. They never did.

"Charles?! What had happened?" Mystique ask.

Charles weeps quietly but Erik answers for him. With a menace look on his face as he stares at the group. He had realize what Charles had saw. Knowing his old friend all too well that could only mean one thing. His son... reader.... kurt and kitty. All dead.

"They are gone."

This alone silent the room.

"They have spilled blood of our children, and we must avenge them." Magneto never like the human he only tolerated them for his children's sake and for Charles but after this. He will show no mercy.

"I agree." Charles says in a shaken voice. "They must pay. Taking the life's of children of the innocent will not go unpunished." He always wanted a relationship between mutants and humans but to take the life of children he had help raised as his own. Children who could do no harm. A darkness stirred within him.

X-men stood in silence, but understood what they must do. Storming out the mansion they now go out on a man hunt to hunt down the unknown man that had kill their kids. Along with those who were involved and those who stood by and watched.

7 Years later

Amongst the rumbles of the abandon building, a sudden movement causes accouple of rocks to move. A hand emerges.

"AH!"

Kitty pushes the scattered building parts of her. Coughing out the dust as she catches her breath. Kurt and Pietro also emerge gasping for air.

"Everyone alright?"

"Reader!"

Kurt pushing the rumbles aside and digging reader out of the pile. Pulling her to surface.

"Is she?"

Kurt checks, "Alive. And breathing. But how did we survive. No should of live after such."

"Defiantly." Pietro agrees but notices a small light on his outer skin glowing the same as kitty and Kurt. This familiar sensation, it feels like reader. They would know because every time one of them were injured she would offer to heal them despite over working herself.

"Did she?" Kitty questions in shock at the realization.

"She must have put barriers on us when the explosion hit. But the question is how?"

"Indeed" Kurt agrees as he held reader's unconscious body. Struggling to wake her up.

Kitty moves near him and help shakes her. "Reader... come on! Please wake up!' Tears weld in her eyes praying in her mind that her friend will wake.

Pietro looks down in shake as he looks down his hand that was stained in blood. He knew it was his fault for her injuries, but why would she do such a thing and risk her life. Just why.

Where are we anyway...

NEXT CHAPTER

After the 7-year leap reader, Kurt, kitty, and Pietro never aged they remain 14 since the reader's shield held them in for over 7 year unable to age. But unfortunately, everyone they had loved had.

MY Thanks to @honey-minded-hivemind for letting me write this hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more!

[microcosme11]

Napoleon acts like a brat on St. Helena; his valet ignores stupid accusations

Un certain jour, l'Empereur, pour être couché plus au large, eut l'idée de se faire un grand lit de ses deux petits lits de campagne en les faisant accoupler ensemble. Sa volonté fut aussitôt exécutée. Mais les couvertures, assez grandes pour les petits lits séparés, ne le furent plus assez pour garnir la longueur et la largeur des deux lits réunis. Un soir, étant un peu de mauvaise humeur, et ne sachant à qui ou à quoi s'en prendre, il trouva que ses épaules n'étaient pas assez garnies ; il prétendit que nous avions coupé les couvertures. C'était une idée comme une autre, mais à laquelle il n'y avait rien à répliquer; une justification était inutile. Ce que l'on avait de mieux à faire, quand il était mal monté, c'était de garder le silence, eût-on raison ou tort ; et le parti que nous prenions, c'était de redoubler de zèle pour son service et de ne rien négliger de ce qui pouvait lui être utile ou agréable. Si parfois il lui arrivait de chagriner ceux qui étaient constamment autour de lui, il savait toujours revenir à eux et leur prodiguer ses caresses. Les deux lits restèrent accouplés pendant une quinzaine environ, et ensuite ils furent séparés et remis à leurs places primitives.

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One day, the Emperor, in order to lie more spaciously, had the idea of ​​making a large bed from his two small campaign beds by having them brought together. His wish was immediately carried out. But the blankets, large enough for the separate small beds, were no longer large enough to cover the length and width of the two beds joined together. One evening, being a little bad-tempered, and not knowing who or what to blame, he found that his shoulders were not sufficiently covered; he claimed that we had cut the blankets. It was an idea like any other, to which there was no reply; an excuse was useless. The best thing to do, when he was bad tempered, was to keep silent, whether one was right or wrong; and the course we took was to redouble our zeal for his service and to neglect nothing that could be useful or agreeable to him. If sometimes he happened to upset those who were constantly around him, he always knew how to return to them and lavish them with his caresses. The two beds remained coupled for about fifteen days, and then they were separated and put back in their original places.

Souvenirs du mameluck Ali (google books)

[doctordeathawaits]

hi!!! do you have any tips for transmissingperson or transkidnapped?

exam stress is kicking our ass but we back on the grind !!

TRANS - MISSING PERSON ...

For euphoria , using editing programs to make missing posters / missing person alerts of yourself with the wanted information can help !

You can print the said posters and tape them to your wall near posters , calling it an edgy art project !

Make sure you have trusted people to help with transition before starting to go more extreme - people who understand boundaries , respect safewords and make sure your comfort is top priority !

Before extreme transitioning , you can try to be more social / talkative - as people would be more likely to get worried and rule out a missing alert quicker when not seeing you for a short period of time !

When going for extreme transition , get another phone , you can get a burner phone from simple local stores . You can use that phone instead , while turning off your first phone - turning it on only when wanting to be tracked .

You can log out of your most known social media accounts ( ones that you post pictures of yourself , most people in your life know of ) - so that activity doesn't show !

Make sure you have a safe place to stay with a trusted person ! Make sure to have accouple of backup safe-places in case the original spot doesn't work out !

Try to think everything out - make the incident happen at night , as it's more likely of someone to go missing during the night !

Hope this helped , remember to stay safe and good luck ! < 3

[normal-internet-user]

Can you write a Story with fm&Leo ?

A First Meeting Situation with him.. and April is a girlfrind of y/n .

Also with fluff / sfw ?

😍💙😁😘

NICE TO MEET YOU

♡~~♡~~♡~~♡~~♡

Summary: After spending the day with April, the two of you end up in a dangerous situation on your way home, where you are rescued by our leader in blue!

Warnings: Swearing, and very mild depictions of violence

Requested: @tkappi 💕

Female Reader!

Very crackish, but it was like 4 in the morning and I was loopy and giggly, enjoy!

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You laughed lightly at the joke April told. It was girls' night, something the two of you hadn't done in a while, April had a lot of "personal stuff" going on, so alot of the time she had to bail.

The two of you walked down the dark sidewalk away from the cinema, you had gone to see a new horror movie that had a lot of hype around it, and now the two of you were making fun of the bad acting.

"What about when she started crying in that one scene? You could so tell she was faking it, almost like she wasn't even trying."

April nodded, taking another sip from the soda she'd bought, "I know, it seems like horror films are just getting worse and worse."

You moved your hand in a 'so, so' gesture, "Eh, there are accouple good ones, but old slasher films just seem better, ya know?"

"I couldn't agree more, (Name)."

The two of you continued the trek towards your shared apartment complex. You lived in the same building, but weren't actual roomates, just neighbors. You'd gotten pretty close the day you moved in, and the rest was history.

April stopped just infront of an alley, and looked back at her confused, "Something wrong?" you asked.

"Hm? Oh, no, lets go this way though. It's a short cut."

You looked down the alley nervously, "Uhm, April, we're in a pretty dodgey part of town. Maybe we shouldn't go walking down dark alleys in the middle of the night."

April laughed, "Don't worry, nothings gonna happen. Even if something does, I have some... friends who'll be more than happy to help out."

"Thats reassuring." you muttered.

The two of you entered the alley, the other end in clear view, "You realize this is how people die in horror movies right?"

"Oh, shush. It's fine, I promise!"

It was not fine.

It was not fucking fine.

Two fucking ninjas jumped infront of you two, you glanced back to see two behind as well.

"I fucking told you so." you muttered,

"Not the time, (Name)!"

You shrugged, looking around for something to use as a weapon. Nothing, great.

One of the ninjas infront of you drew a sword from the sheath off their back and pointed it directly at April, "April O'neil, we have orders to bring you to Karai. Do not resist and it will be easier for everyone."

You looked in between April and the ninja, "April, who the hell did you piss off?"

"Just stay behind me, (Name)."

You scoffed, "Hey, I dunno if you noticed, but there's ninjas behind us too."

"Shit." she mumbled, April raise her hands in a gesture of surrender, "You guys really don't wanna do this. You know, because of my four friends?"

The ninja let out a whistle and the other three began to approach the pair of you. April reached for her watch and began to rapidly press a button on the side, "Hurry up, hurry up, come on you guys..." she started to mumble.

Your eyes began to search for a weapon once again. Your eyes stopped on the metal lid of a trash can, you snatched it up, and held it at the ready.

You felt a hand grab your shoulder, and with all your might you swung the lid around smacking the assailent in the face.

"Ouch! Calm down miss! I'm here to help you, I'm April's friend!"

"OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!"

You dropped the trash lid, and began to fret over the bruise growing on his cheek. The turtle looked between you and April, completely flabberghasted at how little you had reacted to him being a giant fucking turtle.

"H-hold that thought please." He said, side stepping you to take care of the other two foot ninjas.

You looked at April, "That's one of your friends?"

April nodded, looking at you strangly, "Yeah. You are taking this really well."

"What? Oh, yeah, well, a giant spaceship thing did appear in the sky afew years ago, so. Your friend being a giant turtle ninja is like, the least strange thing I've seen."

The turtle began to approach you and April once again, sheathing his blades as he did so, "You ladies ok?" he asked.

You nodded, "Uh- yeah, thank you- what's your name?"

"Oh, right. I'm Leonardo. But please, call me Leo, miss...?"

"(Name). I'm (Name). Oh, sorry about your face- that's my bad."

"No, no don't worry about it. Really. You have good reaction time."

"Oh, thank you-"

April cut you off, "Sorry to cut the indroductions short but, Foot Clan?"

Leo nodded, clearing his throat, "Right, did they say anything about why they were here?"

"Just that they had orders to take April to some bitch named Karai." you shrugged.

April snorted at your choice of words, and Leo looked mildly amused, "Hm. Well Maybe it's best I walk you ladies home."

"Good idea." April replied,

And so the three of you set off down the empty streets heading to your apartment complex. After arriving, Leo swore you to secrecy about this incident, then bid you an April a goodnight.

April offered you to sleep over at her's that night, and you agreed. The two of you sat in her kitchen siping coffee and discussing the previous events.

"So, what are your first impressions of Leo?" April asked as she sipped her coffee.

You shrugged, "Honestly? He's kinda hot."

April choked on her coffee, before looking at you and laughing out loud, "What? That's what you took away from that?"

"Hey, don't judge. He is. But on a more serious note, he seems nice. I'd like to get to know him more."

"I'm sure you would." April teased, smirking at you.

You smacked her arm lightly as you blushed, "Shut up."

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There we go! Sorry for the long wait, @tkappi ! I really like this one.

I took a more chaotic rom-com route for this one, but to be fair, I started at like 4 in thr morning so...

[sonicasura]

Danger On The Dunes

LoZ OoT/ Pokémon Crossover

It had been around a couple days since Trainer had first made it too this strange land known as Hyrule and by Arceus has there been no shortage of things too do. While Trainer would love too spend there time learning more the Gerudo and Hyrule at large, a range of troubles made themselves known too Trainer and all of them surrounded the natives of the Gerudo Desert, the Gerudo. A race of almost entirely woman with the only man being there king, a man named Ganondorf that called the vast desert there home. The Gerudo were… suffering, all because of millenniums of war and strife. When the war finally came too an end around 7 and the lands unified under the Royal Family Of Hyrule the lands saw peace and began too rebuild. However the Gerudo were not so fortunate, despite the fact that the Gerudo did for the most part keep there lands under there rule, rebuilding seemed almost impossible. All the lands after the war were able too rebuild from what Trainer heard, the lands of the race known as Gorons had countless rare minerals and materials too give, the race known as the Zora had fresh crystal clear waters that blessed there lands, Hyrule had the perfect mixture of all, fields, forests, materials, fresh water.

The Gerudo had none of that and what little they did have was rapidly disappearing. Oasis's and rivers kept drying up from one reason or another, Town's and shelters that were not destroyed during the Civil War were being destroyed by monsters whose numbers seem too rise each day. Lands were occupied by monsters, food was scare from the rivers and Oasis's drying up leaving foods that the Gerudo relied on like Voltfruits and Hydromelons too become increasingly rare along with other native plant life, the few places that did hold life were the Gerudo Citadel and The Desert Colossus the last few safe havens that the Gerudo held.

Trainer remembers asking some of the Gerudo, travelers, and merchants at a Trade Outpost at the Gerudo and Hyrule border why the other lands of Hyrule did not help or share more of there bounty through trade, if the Gerudo were suffering so much. The answers Trainer got were… definitely not wonderful putting it lightly. The Gerudo were seen as nothing more as thieves, and idiots by others for not fully bending the knee too the Hyrule Royal family. Many others saw the current decay of there land as punishment by Hylia for not worshipping her. To put it simply everything Trainer learned did not paint a pretty picture of how other people saw the Gerudo.

Too Trainer it was crazy for all these people too know about the Gerudo peoples suffering and just do nothing! Though from what Trainer could see no one was in a rush to help relive the pain and suffering the Gerudo were going through. Though Trainer immediately came up with an idea, Trainer and the Pokémon already helped by clearing up a river blockage in the mountains too revitalize an Oasis and Trainer knew there was so much more that could be done too help the Gerudo. It was at that moment that Trainer decided if no one was going too help the Gerudo, than they would take up the torch and help the Gerudo in what ever way they can!

First though Trainer and the Pokémon would have too prepare, so calling out Hoopa and going back too Frontier Brain Stadium Trainer got too work. A change of clothes would be needed as the clothes they had would stick out in the other world and the clothes needed to be well suited for the Desert. Thankfully Smeargle, Leavanny, Gothitelle, and Banette immediately stepped up too the plate and got too designing perfect desert attire. The next thing that needed too be done was gather all the necessary supplies, various berries for food, health restoration and curing status effects. Water, Food, items for the Pokémon like accouple of pairs of Safety Goggles, Bright Powder, and Clear Amulets. Trainer also got a set of binoculars and a set of goggles for themselves. Trainer also made sure too get Rotomdex a scratch proof screen and case for the adventure ahead. Finally after everything was gathered and Trainer put on the clothes the Pokémon made for them, it was time too map out what areas too go too. Returning too the world of Hyrule much more prepared, Trainer went back too the same outpost and immediately put there ear too the ground and started gathering information and it only took 5 minutes for a place too come up. To the east of the Sand Colossus a Camp Outpost had too be abandoned because of a sand dwelling monster that terrorized and attacked the Gerudo that lived there, and the monster had begone poking around the Sand Colossus causing concerns among the Gerudo that the monster would attack the Sand Colossus soon. The Outpost Camp was a big lost too as there were quite a few cactuses there that bloomed Volfruit, and the Gerudo were trying too cultivate more cactuses before the monster showed up. With a destination know in mind Trainer went out and found a secluded area too call out one of there Pokémon, Flygon! Soon both Trainer and Flygon were soaring the Desert night skies too try and liberate the area the monster took over, well not just Trainer and Flygon.

Mewtwo: I sometimes think you have a too big a heart for your own good.

Mewtwo has always been protective of Trainer, but when Trainer suggested that they go around a foreign land that had just finished a war and fight dangerous monsters in the desert.

Needless too say Mewtwo was not excited and concerned for Trainer's safety. Though after some talking and sootheing Mewtwo's concern, Mewtwo eventually agreed too Trainer's plan on the condition that they would stick too Mewtwo's side no matter what. Trainer accepted while playfully teasing Mewtwo about there protectiveness, something Trainer immediately shut up when Mewtwo threatened too break out a child harness for Trainer, a threat that Trainer knew Mewtwo would follow through on.

Trainer: Come on Mewtwo everything will be fine as long as were together and have each others back.

A strong declaration that just caused Mewtwo too grumble as they all were quickly approaching there destination. Soon the destroyed Camp Outpost came into site and the travelling trio landed a bit away from the Outpost's center. Returning Flygon too there PokeBall and calling out Koraidon too ride on and the ragtag team went traversing throughout the outpost looking for the monster that was terrorizing the Gerudo folk.

It didn't take long as Mewtwo's and Koraidon's ears perked up and Mewtwo shouted out too get away from the Outposts center area. The trio quickly got distance between them and the sand that was rapidly exploding like a geyser, soon the horrific monster made it self known.

A plant like body, that had six heads resembling a Venus-Flytrap, all surrounding a bulb in the middle of body this beast was known other than

The Tyrannical Man-Eater Arch-Manhandla

The Manhandla heads began sniffing the air as they looked for there next meal that they sensed wandered in to there lair.

Trainer: That thing definitely does not look friendly in the slightest, we all should stay quite too try and find out what it's deal is.

Mewtwo: Agreed, knowing what this monster can do will give us an advantage and * starts using Psychic on a rock* have the perfect way too find out.

Using Psychic Mewtwo launched the rock too the other side of the plant too see what it would do. The reaction from the Manhandla was quite voilent. All 6 of it's heads immediately turned too the location the stone had landed but only 4 attacked, 2 of it's heads that were red sent out a volley of seeds that popped like fire crackers when they hit something, the other 2 that were blue sent out globs of what looked like sap that ended up sticking too the ground acting as trap for unsuspecting prey. When they were done with there attack and saw nothing there they merely let out a growl and kept searching. The trio ended up with a good amount of information and coming up with a plan they put it into motion.

Mewtwo went out of there hiding spot and caught the Manhandla attention and the monster began it's attack once again, only for Mewtwo too easily catch all of the monster's projectiles. Meanwhile Blaziken who Trainer had called out too help, took this chance too attack as all of the Manhandla's heads were focused on Mewtwo. Blaziken used a powerful Blaze Kick on the bulb in the center of the Manhandla dealing a good amount of damage. However Trainer and the others noticed that Blaziken was facing resistance from the bulb as it looked like the leaves covering the bulb acted as some sort of shield. The Manhandla still roared in pain and turned around too attack Blaziken. Trainer called for Blaziken too jump out of there quickly and Blaziken dodged all of the heads that lunched at Blaziken too bite him. Trainer then called for Mewtwo too send everything they were holding with Psychic back at the Monster. Mew two quickly rose up high into the air and launched all the held explosive seeds and sap globs towards the monster heads. All the heads were hit and then something happened that would quickly spell the Arch-Manhandla's doom. The heads retracted inwards and the leaves around the bulb opened up revealing the monster's core.

Trainer and the Pokémon could all easily tell that this was the Monster's weakspot and acted immediately too hit it. Mewtwo released a powerful Shadow Ball and Blaziken went in for another Blaze Kick, the attacks hit hard causing a loud scream of pain from the Manhandla who a few seconds after regained it's strength and closed it's core again. Mewtwo stood ready too catch another attack as Blaziken went too Mewtwo's side both ready for another attack. Though the 2 green heads of the Manhandla began too spout out poison in an attempt too defend itself but this was completely useless and large vines ensnared all the Manhandla's heads.

Trainer had sent out Torterra while the Manhandla got out of it's vulnerable state and immediately called for Torterra too use Frenzy Plant and wrap the vines around all of the Manhandla's heads.

Trainer: Alright guys, it's time too end this, LET'S DO THIS!

All the Pokémon cheered and got ready too end this fight. Trainer called for Torterra too throw around the Manhandla a bit and than launch it towards a rock spire that was near were the battle was taking places. Torterra showing off it's great strength threw around the Arch-Manhandla with great ease and with a mighty throw tossed it towards the rock spire were it crashed into and once again revealed it's core. Mewtwo and Blaziken took this opportunity too set up a tag-team attack. Blaziken used Flamethrower which Mewtwo caught with Psychic and wrapped it around a powerful Shadow Ball that Mewtwo then sent rocketing towards the Manhandla's core.

The attack hit with full force and the Arch-Manhandla letting out one final enraged scream started too disintegrate into purple and black smoke, and with that the Arch-Manhandla was officially gone.

Making sure there was no Round 2 about too happen everybody celebrated and cheered for a job well done and began too travel towards a safe and secluded area Trainer had scouted out before too set up camp and cook some delicious curry!

Overall a job well done!

And when a Gerudo scout went too spy on the Arch-Manhandla she would find the Monster completely gone.

Trainer has officially begun their work in helping the Gerudo. I can imagine only the tribe's confusion upon learning the monster is now gone. Arch-Mahandla isn't an opponent to be taken lightly as their poison and powerful ferocity made it too dangerous to handle at the Gerudo's state.

No way did anybody from the other parts of Hyrule would've slayed the creature. Plus their king was securing some supplies outside the region. Although they don't know that is just the beginning as Trainer's just getting started.

[2t2r]

Le grèbe élégant et le grèbe à face blanche, les plus gros animaux capables de marcher sur l'eau

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/grebe-elegant-grebe-a-face-blanche-capables-de-marcher-sur-leau/

Le grèbe élégant et le grèbe à face blanche, les plus gros animaux capables de marcher sur l'eau

[brilag]

Et hop ! C'est l' printemps ! par brigitte lagravaire Via Flickr : 2016-05-10-LeSaumont (1c)

[feathersnflowers]

do you ever just look at your hand and see blood on your fingers/in your fingernails and just go "when did I????" and accouple seconds later after looking at your arm and being like "ohhhhhhh! that's why." and continue whatever you were doing before.

[briselegeredansletemps]

L'humanité dépassera-t-elle un jour sa propre sexualité ?

Je me pose la question. A voir chacun se micro-cosmer dans une sexualité bien nommée, pan-truc, bi-machin. Ca me malaise un peu. C'était si évidemment bien et bon, la sexualité. C'est devenue une sorte de discussion au bar des sports "alors, toi, t'a ken quand ? - moi, c'était ya trois semaines avec tata trucmuche qui m'a dit qu'elle aimerait me prendre en sandwich entre une omelette et un verre de nutella..."

Moi je me demande si l'humanité dépassera un jour ça. Pour ressentir le simple bonheur de la réunion de deux en un. Ou de plus en un. Façons #Sense8, genre.

Quand on cherche un peu et qu'on voit les ouvertures, y'en a qui font du bien, d'autres qui fiche la trouille. Où vous classez les puces électroniques qui permettront de s'envoyer des orgasmes par wi-fi interposés ?

sujets à réfléchir...

Technologie et réalité virtuelle : Les progrès technologiques... pourraient offrir de nouvelles formes d'expression sexuelle. Cela peut inclure des expériences que je ne partagerait pas ici :-)

Évolution des normes sociales : Heu, j'aimerais juste savoir... "et essse-que tu baises ?" Les normes sociales entourant la sexualité évoluera-t-elle jusqu'à une transformation profonde dans la façon dont la société perçoit et aborde la sexualité ?

Recherche sur la reproduction et la génétique : on va arréter quand de faire des gosses parce qu'on a envie de baiser ? Un accouplement = 7 minutes en moyenne (c'est ça, non ?), un enfant qui souffre = 1 vie entière.

Éducation sexuelle et compréhension accrue : Une éducation sexuelle améliorée va-t-elle de paire avec la continuité du plaisir ou est-ce une fausse bonne idée pour aider les individus à mieux gérer leurs besoins et leurs désirs.

tristesse des possibilités face à la réalité : il est peu probable que l'humanité "dépasse" sa propre sexualité, tellement ancrée dans des notions et sensations que les gens n'explorent pas vraiment. Au lieu de ça, ils s'interrogent sur... "dis chéri, on mange quoi ce soir ? - Y'a quoi à la télé ? - Tu as vu, ils ont une nouvelle voiture, on pourrait changer de voiture aussi, non ?"

[concoursmuseumtoulouse]

Un brin d'amour

Crédits : Shania COULSON

[malevolat]

il y a une analogie à tisser avec ce coton qui se déverse au petit bonheur des rivières ou des parcs jusqu'au coeur de la ville.

Ce coton blanc lentement coule tel le long accouplement de la nature aux yeux de tous ;

spectaculaire mais ignoré ; obscène, monstrueux mais désuet, obsolescent.