#accidental comedy

[blasphemous-bill]

This dude goes 103% harder than anyone you know.

[handmedownpocketpussy]

Incredible, no notes

[systemserendipity]

tfw you're watching your favorite cosplayers on youtube and randomly, accidentally laugh your ass off in a quiet breakroom, all the while an intense scene is playing... 😅

[dykemaxing]

Hholy shit

[yourcrazyboyokris]

Took a pic of a painting when I was around 12 and it looks like I’m cowering in fear because of Chris Pratt

[maxthedrawingperson]

I was looking through my DeviantArt Homepage and I saw that both Athena Cykes and SONIC THE HEDGHOG were doing the same pose and this was COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL. 🤣

Just the idea of Athena giving off Sonic the Hedgehog vibes makes me laugh.

[roseofhybrids]

I learned a new word this night, at 1 in the morning: otter specifically, a slang meaning for otter

Dear reader, if you could forgive a quick non sequitur it'll make sense in a sec

Roughly 7 years ago, I made two characters while in middle school two male characters two furry male characters, one with a crush on the other

Dear reader, they are a bear and an otter

Didn't know what bear meant back then either I used them in a DND game once, just told one of the players about it he thought that was the joke, that it was a bear and otter IT WASN'T THEN, BUT I GUESS IT IS NOW

[sad-singular-braincell]

I'm absoluetly dead right now. I tried using ChatGPT to flesh out an NPCs backstory, but forgot to tell the AI it was about an RPG.

The NPC was a vampire, burdened by his immortality and seeking a cure for it (aka not being a vampire anymore). I also dropped a rough guideline to his ethics and personal qualities, and that he was vulnerable to radiant damage....

Whelp, ChatGPT made him hop (unsucessfully) in the path of a nuke and called it "Vlad's Nuclear Immortality Dilemma"

I guess I could have phrased that better...

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[ourfewremainingfriends]

haha, the entries on Britain and Brits are equally good:

"The British media (other than the Daily Mail) is liberal, "

"Until the 1960s the word "English" was commonly used instead of "British." This annoyed the Scots and Irish so much that "English" is today more narrowly confined to the language"

"Their provincial reverence for Charles Darwin contributed to their spiritual decline."

"There was never any doubt that the British were the rulers and the locals were mere subjects." ==> this, from context, is clearly meant as praise to the British. Lol. Conservapedia is hilarious. it's like every entry is some poor brainwashed kid's homeschool homewrk, which it probably is

[dumbistsmartass]

So there’s this one Minecraft server I play on, and there were 2 pillars that had been made for that one fishing rod trick and never taken down. I decided that they were an eyesore in the middle of the creeper zoo (don’t ask) so I flew up with my eleytra and took them down. Minutes later I realized I had done that on 9/11. I accidentally not just made a 9/11 joke, but accidentally re-enacted it in Minecraft.

IDK how to even feel about it TBH

[the-hattur]

The fact that these two things were right next to eachother…

[technicaldifficulties]

wtf Pinterest?

[thisisclumsygirl]

Reading these posts one after the other lol

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there