Something something feral jungle-children ASL something something the boys eating all their meals still a little bloody, or even outright raw, when the mood strikes. Something something Ace always complaining that meat on the Moby is overcooked and everyone else always yelling at him -- he's allowed to eat blue steak but every time he tries to steal bites of pork or poultry or sea king or whatever while it's still raw and bleeding he gets physically thrown out of the kitchen.
Something something a bunch of Ace's division getting into a confrontation with the law and a marine gets a lucky shot in, manages to get sea stone cuffs on Ace's wrists, and since he can't punch and he can't use his fire and his men are in danger Ace just lunges and tears the man's throat out with his teeth.
Ace killing three more men that way, lock-jawed and snarling, thrashing like a crocodile and tearing through flesh and tendon until body-warm blood spurts free from arteries.
Ace spitting out a mouthful of trachea. Ace turning to look at his friends with blood splattered all the way up to his forehead and dripping down his chin, his chest. Ace grinning and licking his red, red teeth.
"Everybody okay?" Ace says. And then "Whew! Man, that made me hungry. Anybody got the keys to -- oh, thank you!" And then "Hey, lets get cleaned up and then head back to that barbecue place before we head out. Suddenly I'm really craving pork."
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Hii more of these pokedesigns but now the villains designs tweaked to resemble pokemon that were inspired by the animal they're inspired from (???)
Ttrap: lion> Pyroar
Eak: eagle> Braviary
Cami: chameleon> kecleon
Owynn: scorpion (debatable)> drapion
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You know the “man vs bear” debate going on right now where men ask women if they would rather be stuck in the woods with a random guy or a bear? I would honestly choose the bear. It’s not like I hate men or anything, but…the bear’s going to be in the forest anyways. That’s kinda where they live. I’d rather be in a forest with a bear that’s going to be there anyways than with a random dude that’ll just be kinda annoying. Not to mention, living in a forest by myself and hunting animals literally sounds like something out of a sick fantasy book and would be my dream. (Though I could probably never accomplish that due to my fear of bugs).
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I think I might keep Murphy as a perma-villager on my island. I have a weakness for bear cub villagers and he's such a perfect cranky boi to me~ 🥺💚
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Pride month drawing challange
Day 7 - Encouragement
Aza encouraging her younger brother, Cody, to be more.open about his Sexuality
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Dear Fakeweeb12,
Not a coffeeholic, but I agree with Mr. Godot when he says it’s better black, hot and bitter.
Maya would be more of an ice latte kind of person.
- Phoenix Wright
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Top 10 MiLB home run leaders: week 22
10: Scott Kingery, Lehigh Valley (23)
9: Trayce Thompson, Iowa (23)
8: Adrian Del Castillo, Reno (24)
7: Shay Whitcomb, Sugar Land (25)
6: Kyle Garlick, Reno (25)
5: Luke Ritter, Syracuse (25)
4: Travis Blankenhorn, Rochester (26)
3: Jason Vosler, Tacoma (27)
2: Ryan Ward, Oklahoma City (29)
1: Luken Baker, Memphis (32)
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*my friend is going through my dating apps and swiping on guys for me because i hate it*
her: "So you're cool with dating guys of other religions right?"
me: "Oh yeah, totally. Not a problem. If my parents don't like it they can stuff it."
her: "hm ok...what about this guy? he likes baseball!"
me: "ooo really?"
her: *scrolls down a little bit* "he's a royals fan"
me:
her: "yeah i thought so" *swipes left*
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