#abuelita gravity falls

[melonnotmy]

I really wanted to draw this in my style

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i miss them:(

[cailleachcola]

i see so many fics of melody to be the one to scare bill into behaving himself.

what i NEED is more of abuelita being the one to scare the fear of Every Single God into him.

[flatassthrowaway]

Passionate and Deeply

~Chapter One~

Y'all might actually hate me for this chapter, but you can let me know what you think.

Just a gentle reminder that this story will eventually become 18+. MDNI please.

If you didn't read the prologue, it's here. Enjoy!

A few days passed, and it was now the end of February. I haven’t seen Ford for a whole week since we met. According to Susan, I just missed him the other day.

I wonder… was he looking for me?

No, it couldn’t be. No one sought after me.

He’s probably busy anyway with his paranormal investigations. He doesn’t have time to think about lil ol’ me.

Nevertheless, he did give me his address and said to stop by whenever I wanted to talk about the paranormal.

I was finished with my work for the day, and we only had like one more hour of sunlight before it was total darkness, so I decided to go visit him. I mean, why not? It’s not like I have anything better to do.

I got all bundled up before heading out the door. As I locked the door, I noted that the icicles around my home appeared to be… moving?

I shook my head and looked at the icicles again, but they were completely still.

Sheesh, I think I’ve been working too long. Now I think the icicles are moving.

Maybe getting out of the house will do me some good.

Thankfully, his home wasn’t too far from mine. But… I did start seeing weird signs shaped as arrows that said, “To the Mystery Shack,” and “Amazing!” as well as “Enter!”

Where did he live, exactly? And why were there so many bizarre signs leading to his home?

By the time I got there, there was a young man sitting on the porch of the home, talking with…

Ford!

He was fully bundled up with a maroon jacket lined with faux fur, and dark jeans with dark brown winter boots.

“There you are, Ford!” I called him, rushing over.

He turned around and raised an eyebrow. “Uh… what? Do I know you, kid?” He asked in a raspy voice.

Oh no! I wonder if he caught a cold? Although, it sounds like he’d been smoking for a while to have that kind of voice. I didn’t notice it during our time at the diner.

“Come on, Ford! It’s me!” I told him my name again. “Don’t tell me you forgot me already!”

“Kid, listen! I told you I don’t know who you are! Now leave us alone and get outta here!” He said in an even rougher tone, and he turned his back to me.

I sighed sadly. I guess he really doesn’t remember…

“Wait a sec, girl dude! Mr. Pines, why are you being so mean to the nice lady? She’s just looking for your brother,” the man on the porch spoke. He wore a dark green jacket, grey sweatpants and black winter boots.

“What…? Brother?” I asked. This man looked identical to Ford!

Twins…?

The man sighed and turned around. “I’m not Ford. My brainiac brother is inside. I’m Stanley Pines, but you can call me Stan,” he introduced.

“And I’m Soos, Mr. Mystery himself! I, along with my wife and grandma, live here with Mr. Pines and his twin brother,” Soos introduced.

I smiled. “Well, it’s nice to meet you Soos… and Stan.”

“You too, girl dude!”

The door then opened, revealing a young woman who appeared to be the same age as me, but she was heavily pregnant. She wore a long sleeved lavender dress that fell to her feet, and white fluffy slippers. She had light brown wavy hair that was pulled up in a ponytail, hazelnut brown eyes, and tan skin.

“Soos? Mr. Pines? Dinner’s ready!” She told them.

“Finally! Thanks Mel,” Stan said, leaving the three of us.

Well at least I found people in my age range. The woman, who I assume is Mel, turned to me. “Oh, hello! Soos, who’s this?”

Soos introduced me to her. “And this is Melody Ramirez, my lovely wife, and soon-to-be mother of my child,” he said.

I smiled. I could feel the love radiating from his words about his wife. He truly loves her.

“Nice to meet you, Melody,” I said.

“You as well,” she said. “Hey! Why don’t you come in for dinner? We’re having meatloaf tonight!”

“Oh… I wouldn’t want to impose…” I trailed off.

“Hey, don’t worry about Mr. Pines,” Soos said my name. “He’s a little rough at first, but he’s one of a kind. Plus, his twin brother is here, which is who you really wanted to see, right?”

I nodded. “Yes…”

“So come in! I’d hate for you to be left out in the cold,” Melody told me.

I smiled and nodded as Soos went in, and I went in after him, instantly feeling much warmer. I took my shoes off, and once I finished, Melody and Soos gave me a strange look.

“What is it?” I asked.

“This isn’t a shoe free home. You can keep your shoes on,” Melody told me as Soos went to the table.

I shrugged. “Mine is. I suppose old habits die hard.”

“As long as you’re comfortable. Come on, let’s get you some food,” she said, guiding me to the dining table.

An elderly woman, who I assume is Soos’ grandmother, happily dished out food, and I saw Stan and Ford side by side, seemingly bickering. Soos was at the head of the table and started eating the food in front of him.

There was meatloaf, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, kale, broccoli and asparagus. There was a large pitcher in the middle that was steaming.

This truly looks like a feast.

As I approached the table with Melody, I heard what the bickering between Ford and his brother was about.

“But you told me I ought to make some more friends! I finally made another one and you’re irate over it?!” Ford said incredulously.

“Poindexter, I said find a friend, not someone you can fuck around with,” Stan said.

Ugh, he’s one of those guys.

“Ay! Language!” The grandmother scolded Stan. “Not in front of mi bisnieto!”

“Sorry toots,” he told her before turning to Ford. “But I’m serious, Poindexter. If-“

“Um, Mr. Pines-“

Stan cut Soos off. “Not now, Soos! I’m tryin’ to-“

Soos cut Stan off. “But Mr. Pines, she’s right here!” Soos cried.

Both Ford and Stan looked at Melody and myself, and went wide eyed.

“Well… shit,” Stan said.

“Stanley Pines!” Abuelita scolded him.

“Sorry! Sweet Moses…”

Melody turned to me and smiled sheepishly. “I’m sorry about this. It’s normally not this noisy. Or rude,” she told me apologetically.

I shook my head. “No harm done,” I told her.

Melody sat down next to her husband, and Abuelita begrudgingly took a seat next to Stan. Seeing four empty seats, I took the one next to Melody. I wonder why there’s so many?

Actually, Ford did say his niece and nephew visited, so maybe it was for them.

Melody and I dished out for ourselves, and we began eating, along with the rest of the family.

“I just wanted to thank you for inviting me into your home,” I told them.

“Anytime, cariño. It’s nice to see that my granddaughter-in-law has a friend who she can share things with,” Abuelita told me.

Aww, she’s so kind. She reminds me of my own grandmother. I miss her…

“Actually Abuelita, she’s a friend of Ford,” Melody corrected her. “Although I wouldn’t mind being friends.”

“It would be nice to have a girlfriend here, I agree,” I told her.

“Oh? Wow, you must really like her to invite her here Mr. Stanford. Never invite anyone to our home, except that hillbilly man,” Abuelita remarked as she continued eating.

Ford doesn’t appear to trust people. I guess that’s one thing we have in common.

Except that hillbilly man she spoke of. I wonder who he is.

Ford scratched the back of his head. “Why, yes. I believe that she would make a great co- I mean female friend,” he replied.

“Oh, that’s so wonderful!”

“So,” Soos said my name in between bites of his food. “What brings you to our wonderful town?”

I smiled. “I’m here for work,” I told him.

“Yeah, what kinda work you do?” Stan asked.

“Stanley, it’s ’what kind of work do you do?’” Ford corrected him.

“Poindexter I swear if you start with that grammar shi-“ Stan cut himself off when he noticed Abuelita was glaring at him. “I mean that grammar thing, we’re gonna have some problems!”

Ford rolled his eyes as I told everyone what I did for work.

“Oh, so you can travel and still maintain the same kind of work? That’s cool!” Melody said.

I smiled. “Thanks.”

“Listen, let me cut to the chase,” Stan told me. “How long ago did you meet my brother?”

“About a week ago,” I said.

Stan turned to his brother. “Normally I’d be happy for you, Sixer, but I don’t like this,” he told his brother.

“Stanley, why is-“

I drowned out their bickering and quickly finished my food. I thanked Melody, Soos and Abuelita for having me, and Melody went to see me off.

“I’m sorry about that again. You’re always welcome back here… with or without those two.”

I chuckled. “Thanks, Melody. I hope to speak with you further at a later time.”

“Me too. I hope this doesn’t taint your experience of Gravity Falls. It’s a wonderful town, I promise,” she told me as I donned my winter boots again.

“Thank you, Melody. Have a good night. Rest well,” I told her.

“Thanks! See you around,” Melody told me as she waved.

I waved back as I stepped outside, and began trekking home. The wind was cold and bit at the exposing skin on my face.

I knew I should have brought a face cover.

“Wait!” I heard a familiar voice call my name.

I turned around to see Ford running up to me. He caught up to me and gave me an apologetic look.

“I’m sorry for what my brother said about you. He should have never said those demeaning words to describe you,” he told me.

I shook my head. “It was coming from a place of concern, so I understand,” I told him as we kept walking to my home. “I mean… I’d be a little surprised if he was on board with our budding friendship. Honestly… I’m surprised I’m not too young for you.”

Ford raised an eyebrow. “Why would that be a problem?” Ford asked.

I shrugged. “I don’t know. You hear stories about young people like me taking advantage of older people? I think that’s what your brother is afraid of…”

“I’m sure you’re very smart dear, but I am rather intelligent. I would know if you were trying to take advantage of me,” Ford told me.

I gave him a half smile. “That’s the thing, Ford,” I told him. “You can be as smart as Einstein, Newton and Tesla combined, but emotions can cloud your judgement no matter how smart or how dull you are. Maybe… maybe your brother is right. Maybe we shouldn’t pursue this friendship…”

We arrived at my house, and he turned to me. “Is that what you want?” Stanford asked. “Please, look me in the eye and tell me that this is what you want.”

I looked at him, and… I can’t tell him that.

Maybe it’s because I’ve gone without having any close friends for so long, but… I really, really don’t want our budding friendship to end. It’s been so long since I had a friendship that I actually felt good about.

“I-“ I cut myself off.

The chime of the icicles interrupted me. I looked away from him as I saw the icicles come to life. And… I wasn’t going crazy! They really are mice!

“Ahh!” I cried, startled that the icicles turned into mice. We both heard a beeping coming from him. Ford turned around and looked at what I saw, and he breathed a sigh of relief, his breath manifesting in a small bit of mist escaping his mouth.

I looked at him in confusion. How the hell was he not freaking out?

“Well, I finally found it. The anomaly we were looking for,” Ford said, taking out a tablet and taking a picture of the ice-made mice.

What… the hell?

I was absolutely dumbfounded. Was this a part of his paranormal investigations?

“Is that… what?” I said in shock.

This was the first time I heard him genuinely laugh. It was… it was pleasing to hear.

“I’m sorry they gave you a fright. These little guys were what I was looking for,” Ford told me, softly caressing one of them with his index finger. These little icicle mice were rather… affectionate? It rubbed its tiny head against his finger.

“So this is what you do,” I said. “You never answered me in terms of what you did, after all.”

Ford scratched the back of his head. “Ah, that is true. I suppose I do owe you.”

I looked at him expectantly, and he turned a little pink. I looked away in order for him to feel more comfortable. I have been told that my gaze is a little jarring.

“In short, you were right to say that I am a paranormal investigator,” he told me. “I am also a scientist and adventurer.”

I smiled. “Ha! I knew it!” I said, watching the little icicle mice curl up with each other to create one large icicle.

It’s so interesting how… they even exist.

“I just hope… the experience with my brother doesn’t dissuade you from coming to see me again,” he told me. “I meant it when I said you could come and see me whenever you wanted to talk about paranormal topics.”

I smiled at him. “Thank you, Ford.”

He gave me a kind smile in return. My smile dropped, and he gave me a concerned look, almost as if to ask me what was wrong.

“Why didn’t you tell me about your brother when we were in the diner?” I asked.

Ford sighed. “To be frank… I try not to talk about him. Not because I’m ashamed of my brother, but…”

I nodded, gesturing for him to continue.

Ford scratched the back of his head. “Well, perhaps I can tell you at a different time.”

I nodded. “Whatever is most comfortable for you.”

“While I have you here…” Ford trailed off. “Why did you give me the exact change of the bill? Even after you went on that tirade about needing me to be a gentleman?”

I raised an eyebrow. “It most definitely was not a tirade! I said one sentence!” I retorted. “But, with that being said… I would be comfortable telling you that at a different time.”

Ford nodded. “I see. Perhaps instead of you dropping by unannounced, we set a date for when we can speak about our favorite topic,” he told me with a smile.

I gave him a small smile. “At long last, a solution!” I said playfully.

Ford chuckled. “Friday almost always seems to be a good day for spending time with others, if my people watching is anything to go by.”

I chuckled. “This Friday it is,” I told him. “I didn’t realize you were such a stalker, Ford~”

Ford blushed when I said this, and scratched the back of his head.

Mbjr mbjr mbjr mbjr

Zopa zopa zopa

Why the hell do I always do that? I always make people uncomfortable and put my foot in my mouth! This is why I can’t keep any friends! Now this nice man doesn’t even want to meet up anymore.

Thankfully, he did crack a smile and chuckled, which relieved some of my anxiety.

“Goodnight,” he said my name. “Rest well.”

“Goodnight, Ford. You too,” I told him. I waved to him as I went inside and closed my door, and it wasn’t until then that he started walking back to his home.

Also, what the hell was he talking about when he said that house was eerily quiet? That was a lively home!

Whatever. I’ll bust his chops about it later.

For now, I sleep.

Thank you for reading! Likes and reblogs are always appreciated!

Next part is here!

[agoldengalaxy]

“Soos!”

Stan huffs. The kid has a tendency to just disappear and work on things, even when Stan hasn’t asked him to. After almost 6 months of him working here, he’s learned his quirks and habits, but finding him when there’s so much to do is a difficult task.

It’s late, now, with the sun slowly dipping below the trees and plunging the Mystery Shack in shadowed light. He’s worried he’ll get a real whooping from Soos’ grandmother if he doesn’t send him home soon. He’s about to call for him again when he steps into the gift shop, but he stops short.

Laying on his stomach on the floor, Soos is fast asleep. His cheek is squished up against folded arms, his breath soft and even.

Stan lets out a long breath. This isn’t the first time Soos has fallen asleep here. He’s often said it’s his favorite place in the world. He feels safe here. Stan can’t help but feel honored, but it puts him in a tough situation. He doesn’t wanna wake the kid, but he doesn’t want him to sleep on the floor all night, either.

Suddenly, he notices that in front of Soos on the floor is a small piece of paper and pencil. Soos had mentioned doing some homework, now that he thought about it. Quietly, Stan walks over, picking up the paper gently. Nothing wrong with a quick glance.

“What I’m Thankful For

by Soos Ramirez

My abuelita is the best woman in the world. She makes me laugh, she makes amazing arepas, and she takes really good care of me. I guess I don’t tell her enough, dude, but I’m real thankful for her. Even when we don’t have a lot of money, even when she’s sick, she makes time for me. She’s giving me the best life ever. I love her.

My life changed this summer, and I’m thankful for that. I got hired to work at the coolest place in the world, the Mystery Shack!!! Mr. Pines is good to me. Everyone thinks he’s mean and scary, but he’s not either of those things. He’s funny, and he’s nice, and he’s there for me when I need it. My dad bailed on me for Christmas, but Mr. Pines promised that I could spend it with him and Abuelita. Everyone always asks about my dad, and I used to imagine he was a cool wrestler ‘cause I couldn’t remember what he looked like. If I could choose now, I think my dad would be like Mr. Pines. Mr. Pines is better. He’d never bail on me. He’d never send me a postcard. I love him. I’m thankful for him.

I’m also thankful for video games, pizza, my keyboard, and my lucky red screwdriver.”

Stan doesn’t realize his hands are shaking until he reaches the end of the sentence, with some of the ink on the page blurring in his vision. He sniffles, blinking the tears away, and quietly places the paper back down where he found it.

He looks down at Soos, so young, so innocent, and he sees a boy he’s come to really admire. He wonders if he’ll ever have the courage to tell Soos how much he’s also helped him the past few months. Not being alone, having someone to rely on, someone who kept him on his toes. Stan loves Soos right back. His father missed out on one of the best kids in the world.

When he’s sure his eyes are dry, he crouches down, sweeping some of Soos’ hair from his eyes. “Hey, kid,” he murmurs lowly. “Let’s get you home. C’mon.”

Slowly, Soos’ eyes open, and when they find Stan’s, he sits up. “O-Okay, Mr. Pines,” he mumbles through a yawn. Disoriented, he picks up his paper, and they both stand up.

Together, they walk down the path. Stan pretends to not have read anything. Soos talks about the Mystery Shack.

Thankful, indeed.

[inotcat04]

Hi!Merry Christmas!(well now it is Christmas where I live)Here is my Christmas present to all you for all of your support that you have all given me!! I really appreciate all of you sooooo much and I wish to hug each and every one of you!Well enjoy my Christmas present!Please tell me if you like it or not and if you didn’t please tell me too!

Welcome to a Christmas with the Pines!

M:Mabel

D:Dipper

St:Stan

P:Pacifica

S:Soos

W:Wendy

F:Ford

Me:Melody

A:Abuelita

M:Mabel would decorate the Christmas cookies.She would totally dump a lot of edible glitter and sprinkles on the cookies saying that Christmas cookies aren’t Christmas cookies without colour.She would tell everybody to dress up as something you can during Christmas.(She dressed up as a star on a Christmas tree and drowned herself in glitter and sparkles so she could be the one the stand out the most.)You could see her from a mile away.She was a little sad when she found out that her parents weren’t joining Dipper and her for the first time this Christmas but soon forgot when she heard she was the special one this year to put the star on the tree and was elated.

D:Dipper invited Pacifica to this year’s Christmas party because after the incident with the ghost,him and her had become good friends so he thought it was a good idea for him to invite her.Anyways that is what friends do for each other.(Dipper totally didn’t invite her because he wanted to spend more time with her.)Dipper dressed up as an elf (which was Mabel’s idea because she always mocked him for being short)He wasn’t that fond of that idea but he still dressed up as it so that he didn’t have to think about what to dress up as.Was the only one who actually knew what they were doing in the kitchen from learning how to cook when he was younger.Also always baked cookies at their home at Piemont as a Christmas tradition.Dipper get quite mad at Stan,in a loving way,because he doesn’t read the intrusions when baking.Which get frustrating but dipper blows it off easily since he knows it is in his nature but this time something goes wrong since he was already on edge for his parents abandoning Mabel and him during Christmas this year.

St:Stan dressed up as Santa of course and made some “new” mystery shack merch for people to buy.(“new” means like old merch but with Santa hats on them)and helped bake the Christmas cookies since he had some experience baking cookies with ford when he was younger .When baking Christmas cookies he is the type that will just wing it and not look at the intrusions.He would have helped more but since the mystery shack was the only shop that was open on christmas day,it was packed so he also had to work more scamming people for money because the grind never stops.

P:Pacifica was very grateful and happy to dipper for inviting her to the mystery shack for Christmas.She would do any to get out of her house these days to avoid her parents fighting and bickering.When she first entered the house,it was a bit awkward because everyone there were comfortable with each other and she wasn’t but by the end she was very comfortable singing christmas songs with them next to the TV where a video of fire crackling was and covering her ears and laughing whenever Stan and Mabel belted out Christmas songs to loud at least she wasn’t the only one who was covering her ears because Ford was doing the same thing too so she wanted to embarrassed.Pacifica also dressed up as an elf to match dipper since she also didn’t really know what to dress up as and just decided to copy whatever dipper was wearing.

S:Soos would help Stan with anything he needed whether it be putting up the Christmas tree or helping to sell merch he would do it.Soos also dressed up as a Christmas cookie which Mabel immediately drowned Soos in glitter and sparkles saying that his outfit needed more pop to it.Soos wanted to help with placing the ornaments but was shooed away by Ford because he wanted the ornament placing to be perfect.Soos was a little sad at that but immediately forgot when he got a whiff of the amazing cookies that were baking in the oven.

W:Wendy didn’t help with the Christmas party that much,if you were to ask her yourself what she did she would say that she helped as a cashier and also helped to taste test the cookies .Wendy was also dressed up as a nutcracker and she quite enjoyed being one pretending to be a actually nutcracker by breaking nuts and eating in her mouth.She also force by Stan to make the hot chocolate to her dismay since she didn’t help in making the cookies and tasting them didn’t cout as help so she had to do it.

F:Ford didn’t dare to try and bake the cookies fearing for the worst and honestly didn’t really trust himself in the kitchen since he had not been in a kitchen for not even a month straight,He was more comfortable leaving the baking to the professionals and Stan.So to make himself useful,he decided to put up the ornaments on the Christmas tree that Soos had put up.(He let Mabel put the star on the Christmas tree at the end because she dressed up as a star so it made sense.)He dressed up as a Christmas tree and when Mabel saw she immediately put ornament stickers on the costume saying that Ford costume needed ornaments which was true,Fords costume was just a plain tree before Mabel put stickers on ford turning him into a colourful tree with different stickers every where.Ford didn’t mind,he liked seeing the smile on Mabel face anyways when she placed the stickers.Ford also made sure that all the ornaments were all at the right place and had equal distance between each other.But when Stan and Mabel were singing he had to cover his ears because they sang a bit too loud.He was very happy though that he wasn’t the only one that was covering his ears because they was Pacifica also doing the same.

Me:Melody helped bake the cookies with Dipper,Stan and Abuelita and when the cookies were done Mabel and Ford were just done placing the star so they joined and helped decorate the cookies with Soos while Wendy went to make hot chocolate for everyone .She dressed up as a cup of milk to match with Soos.She thought it was so funny when Mabel and Stan started singing at the make shift fire place but she could she Pacifica and Ford was a bit disturbed by the noise but and told Soos to not sing so loud to not disturb Pacifica and Ford even more.

A:This was Abuelita first time dressing up for Christmas and she dressed up as a baker to match Soos and Melody.She also help bake the cookies and stayed to watch everyone sing as she drank her hot chocolate.She was thankful that Soos wasn’t alone at least.She was glad that Soos at least had a support system that he could turn to if some thing would have happen to him.

The Pines making Christmas Cookies:

“Well we can start making cookies!Sorry for taking so long!”Stan exclaimed as he quickly walked into the kitchen and tied his apron very quickly.”What took you so long grunkle Stan?We were waiting for you.”Dipper said as he rudded his temples.Dipper is very impatient so waiting for Stan patiently was not his strong suit.”I was closing up the mystery shack for the night,what did you think I was doing?”Stan said to explain himself.He kind of disliked that dipper was so impatient but he didn’t want that to disturb his perfect Christmas mood so far.”it’s ok!Well that now that Stan is here we can start baking the cookies!I already looked up a the perfect way on how to bake Christmas cookies so we should be all set!”Dipper exclaimed as he told everyone the plan he had.He was extremely excited on baking Christmas cookies,He used to do it with mom and dad but this year they were busy with.Other things.Everyone nodded as they looked over the recipe and when to go grab the ingredients from the fridge and pantry.Dipper went to grab a mixing bowl and a mixer from the kitchen.

“Alright!Now we can now start the fun!”Dipper shouted as he looked over the recipe with glee shown on his eyes.”Ok!We need a quarter half of milk and flour,half a block of butter and half a cup of brown sugar into the mixing bowl!Stan can you do the butter,Melody can do you the brown sugar and Abuelita can you flour as I do milk!”Dipper instructed to everyone as they all nodded their heads and went right to work.”Ok,I got the half a cup milk now it is time to put it in the mixing.”Dipper muttered to himself but stop half way when he saw the whole stick butter inside the bowl.Immediately dipper turned back to Stan with a wide eye look as he stared back and forth between the mixing bowl and Stan.”What’s the matter kid?”Stan asked acting like this was all normal.”Why is there a whole block of butter inside the mixing bowl?”Dipper asked trying to keep calm.”Well,Everyone in this house likes butter cookies and when I looked over at you recipe it had too little butter for butter cookies.Usually butter cookies have a whole stick of butter that’s why I add a stick of butter instead of half!”Stan said while looking quite proud with himself.”But you were supposed to add half a stick of butter not the whole thing!”Dipper exclaimed but quickly calmed himself down.”It’s alright!Anyways we all like butter cookies so it is fine.We will continue even with this hiccup .”Dipper muttered.”Are you alright?You look like you are about it explode.”Stan asked with a tinge of concern in his voice.”I’m fine.Everything is fine anyways we love butter cookies so it’s ok.”Dipper answered while smiling at Stan.”Ok,what is next now!”Stan asked.Dipper didn’t notice but everyone had already put what was needed and it was just him so he put the cup of milk inside and they continued with the recipe until.

“Why did you put cinnamon!”Dipper shouted.Dipper was just finished pouring a cup of honey when he went back and saw Stan holding a spoon where it had cinnamon power on.Dipper’s blood ran cold.He ran over and was panicking,the recipe didn’t call for cinnamon Stan could have just ruined the recipe!”Well,I thought so far all the ingredients had be pretty boring so I decided to add cinnamon to add some flavor!”Stan exclaimed.”But it didn’t call for cinnamon.”Dipper shouted as his face turned as red as tomatos as he pointed to the recipe on the phone while looking wide eyed at Stan.”Don’t worry dipper,Everything goes well with cinnamon.Why not we ditch the recipe and do it the Stan’s pines way huh?”.Stan eagerly said with a grin on his face.Dipper didn’t say anything and just walked out of the kitchen.He was soooo angry at Stan,why couldn’t he just be on time and follow the recipe like he should.Pacifica was resting on the yellow chair watching some lame Chirstmas movies when dipper stormed out of the kitchen and outside with Stan following after him.Pacificia was very confused about why Dipper was angry until she saw Stan coming after him.Stan must have done something bad and as dipper’s friend she had to comfort him because that is what a good friend would do.So she stopped Stan and said she would handle it and followed him.Dipper went to the couch at the porch to sit down and calm himself down in the dark.

“Hey!Are you alright?”Pacifica asked as she sat down next to him while looking at him with concerned eyes.”not really,I am just frustrated at grunkle Stan like why can’t he just follow the cookie recipe I had laid out and why was he late!He shouldn’t be late!Usually I can handle Stan shenanigans but this and my parents not being here for Christmas this year…I guess I just blew up in anger.”Dipper said tiredly as he looked up into the dark sky with all the stars shining brightly.”Well,Why not just let him you know,yolo the recipe anyways isn’t he a world-class gambler and odds are always in his favour?”Pacifica asked while nudging him lightly in the shoulder slightly teasing him to lift the tense air around them.”Yeah but I am just worried that they wouldn’t taste good like I want people to like I am baking and also this is my first time baking in front of others than Mabel and my parents sooooo,i don’t want to disappoint them and”Dipper replied but suddenly Pacifica put her fingers on his lips to shush him.He blushed profusely as she said.”Dipper,they are your family and family don’t judge each other.So don’t worry,anyways your family still loves you even though you spend like most of your summer solving that dumb book so don’t worry.”She said in a good nature manner as she pointed to the pocket inside his vest where was there at the start of summer and she finally let her fingers come off of dippers mouth.”Now go back and finish those cookies because I want cookies soon and the sooner you finish the cookies,the sooner I get to eat them!”Pacifica exclaimed as she dragged Dipper to the kitchen.He was sooo grateful to have Pacifica as a friend,She really shined brighter than any star in that sky that night with her piercing blue eyes and her platinum blonde hair she was the most beautiful star that night.

Dipper and Pacifica walked into the kitchen to see a Mabel with frosting all over her costume and a lot of edible glitter which accidentally got on to her costume too called Dipper over to also help with decorating.Mabel being the most pure hearted person in the room,left a cookie for Pacifica and Dipper to decorate too.”Well,What are you waiting for come on!Get to decorating!”Mabel shouted so loud that probably the gnomes could hear her too.Dipper and Pacifica immediately got to decorating and finished with in a couple of minutes and they were placed with the rest of the other cookies that were decrated by Soos,Ford and her.Dipper then realised that he still had to say sorry to Stan for that out burst.Before Mabel could leave to the living room with the rest dipper called out to her.”Hey Mabel!Where is Grunkle Stan?”dipper exclaimed with. Twinge of worry that Mabel picked up easily.”Don’t worry dipper he is just in the living room with Melody and Abuelita!Now come on before everyone eats all the cookies!”Mabel shrieked with excitement while pulling dipper’s arm to the living room.

Dipper took a deep breath and sat down next to Stan and started talking.”Hey grunkle Stan,I am sorry for my out burst.It’s just there is a lot of stuff that has been trigging my anxiety these days and I guess you not following the recipe just sent over the edge.So grunkle Stan,I am sorry.”Dipper confessed as he bowed his head to look at the floor where he sat.”It’s ok dipper.I maybe should have expected that,When I was younger ford and I used to do the same thing and I wouldn’t follow the recipe and he did the exact same thing he did.So I am kinda used to it,I am sorry to dip.”Stan answered and gave dipper a small smile to comfort him.Dipper was grateful to Stan forgiving him.Just then he got a home-made cookies from Wendy and tasted it and was shocked.”WOW!This taste amazing,I guess you are right!The cinnamon was really a must!”Dipper exclaimed still shocked.Stan didn’t respond to dipper’s shocke expression but chuckled at him.Dipper really was like his brother.Stan glance at his brother,Stan was sooo happy that his broken family had finally repaired their cracks and wa now a true bonded family.Finally.

Christmas isn’t about the money you spend on presents,it isn’t about judging your family members of the stupid actions they did that year,heck,it’s not even about the presents.Chirstmas is about sitting tighter with your relatives and just bond and grow tighter as a family as you all share crazy stories of what happen that year.That is what Chirstmas is all about.

Clarifying any questions you have:

•Mabel and Dipper are spending Chirstmas without their parents because they are still figuring out their divorce thingys and they also needed Mabel and dipper out of the house.

•They are not making cookies on Chirstmas eve is because Stan bought store-bought cookies for Santa but Mabel didn’t want Santa to eat store-bought cookies that is why Mabel wrote Santa a note saying that to come back in Chirstmas day for hot chocolate and home -made cookies so they made home-made cookies and hot chocolate on Chirstmas day.(and yes,Mabel still believes in Santa and it is sooooooo cute)

•Melody took off her costume before cooking so that it wouldn’t disturb her during the baking

•Grenda and Candy aren’t here because Grenda went to visit her boyfriend and Candy was on vacation during the Christmas.

YAY!You made it to the end.This one is long so kudos to you for making it to the end!I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and spend time with your family even if you are an introvert like me who stays up watching their phone!(it is currently very late at night.)Well thank you for reading and see you soon!BYEBYE!!!!🩷🩷🩷

Edit:Ahhhhhh!Thank you Sooooo much for 16 likes!!!!! I didn’t think that people would like this one so much but I guessed wrong.Thank you soooooo much for the love and support you have given me.i really appreciate it!!!THANK YOU!!!!!💗💗💗

[ifbrd]

I love how when Gideon took the Mystery Shack from the Pines family and they temporarily moved in with Soos and his grandma, that they called Soos’s grandma “abuelita”

I can just imagine the initial interaction:

Mabel: thanks for letting us stay here Mrs. —

Abuelita: Abuelita

Mabel: Mrs. Abuelita!

Abuelita: no no, call me abuelita

Dipper: but…you’re not our grandmother?

Abuelita: call me abuelita. I am abuelita

Dipper: but—

Abuelita: I am abuelita!

Dipper and Mabel: yes, abuelita!

Abuelita: I will go make you all dinosaur cookies now (leaves for the kitchen)

Soos, whispering: they’re really good cookies, dudes!

[twoa-plus]

part 3 of turning everyone in gravity falls into Creatures !!

(part 1) (part 2)

manly dan is a flannel shirt sasquatch. i don’t even have to explain this one

since gideon is a kitsune my bestie suggested a kappa for bud to stick with the “little bastards from japanese folklore” theme and i think it works :D also did u guys know that according to The Lore the soul is stored in the ass. there’s like a whole organ for it it’s called the shirikodama which literally means “small anus ball” i am not lying look it up. go tell ur friends this and speculate on how whoever came up with this did so it is guaranteed to be an entertaining conversation

couldn’t find any cute pig creatures so i just gave him more whimsy and covered him in glitter. is the glitter part of his skin or did mabel dump it on him? the world may never know

this one is actually non-canon to the au’s lore BUT im having fun so whatever :D time baby is an ouroboros bc cycles or whatever. also he has a little clock to play with :3

priscilla is a harpy bc of the vibes (terraria harpies i will never forgive u). also apparently “harpy” is also used as a derogatory term for like ?? a gold digger ?? which is hilarious given the context here

free pizza guy. my to-do list of characters comes from tt comments and someone actually said this guy. he has like 2 character traits and neither of them are helpful in figuring out what he would be so he’s a free space to me. get sidehill gougered

PYRONICA !!! i don’t even know what to call the aesthetic i ended up on but hopefully it suits her ?? also apparently she’s the personification of bill’s blue fire so i gave her some blue :3

preston northwest. stupid loser. anyways he’s a blue dragon - they’re lawful evil, very territorial, follow rigid social hierarchies, etc etc, so i think it fits :D also now i kinda wanna see him & stan fight

abuelita is a naga !!! wanted to do smth a little unexpected with her :) they have an association with death/the afterlife which i thought was funny for the “no… he is not there” line, and are often depicted as guardians - usually this is of treasure or rivers but i think we can extend it to soos :D petition to have more good snake creatures snakes are Silly and i Like Them

made gompers a jersey devil :) it’s not the same kind of depiction as the one in lost legends but i thought it was a fun reference regardless, and it fits with the goat thing

slowed down a bit with progress on this thing but i have like 34 of these now i’m too deep i gotta do all of them. whenever i get around to part 4 i’ll link it here (assuming i remember lol)

[darwuzhere]

Has anybody actually considered Soos being Dipper and Mabel's older bro figure?

[bunni-teeth81]

Abuelita!!!

reg and monster falls cause i need to spread Abuelita was/is a baddie agenda.

[selineram3421]

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You're Off-key

Part 6

Part 5

Reader X Gravity Falls

Warning ⚠

⚠ everyone is aged up, cussing, sleep deprivation, Spa Day~✨, mention of Bipper, Italics = thoughts, floaties, blood/gore 😊 , mention of death, passing out. ⚠

You have a personalized quiz of everyone in the shack.

Well, for the Pines family at least.

Soos was doing a tour and Abuelita was...somewhere. Old lady is like a ninja.

You're a little surprised that the family could still stay in the shack now that it belonged to Soos.

Mabel's quiz is covered in glitter, stickers, and colorful gel pens. Dipper's is more straight forward, with the occasional drawing on the side. Stan's is more stain covered, mostly from breakfast. Ford has his written out in cursive and some math equations for some reason?

You start with the younger twins quizzes first.

Taking the fluffy pen that Mabel offered, you start the quiz. Mostly checking off the "I don't know." box on some random little things that weren't revealed in the show or books. You took bathroom breaks when you needed to and ate the snacks that would be left by Dipper or brought by Waddles. The quizzes were unbelievably long, longer than any test you've taken before.

Most of the day was you taking the quizzes and after a few hours you finally got tired during Ford's quiz, crashing out on the table.

The one to find you passed out was Mabel.

She took a quick picture of your sleeping face and taped it into her scrapbook before saving the quizzes from being drooled on. Then she called Dipper to help her carry you to the couch.

"Do you think they're telling the truth?", Dipper asks as he grabs a blanket.

You were successfully transfered to the couch and Mabel was looking over the quizzes.

"They got a good amount of answers correct.", his twin confirms. "Haha, they even wrote down some of your internet history!", she laughs.

"Wait, what!?", Dipper screeches.

"I'm joking! Haha, gullible.", Mabel wipes a tear away. "Wouldn't be surprised if they knew though. It was in the book."

"But what if they are working with or for Bill? I don't want us to go through all that again.", her brother says. "We should keep a close eye on them just in case.", he covers you with a blanket.

"I know you're right but I'm kinda hoping they're not.", she sighs. "Lets go."

The twins walk out of the room and you open your eyes after a few minutes.

"Understandable trust issues.", you sigh.

You woke up as soon as Mabel moved the papers but were too tired to actually get up. Maybe you should have "woken up" before they moved you to the couch but what was done is done.

Maybe things will get better after all of the quizzes and odd adventures. You think and curl up on the couch. At least, I hope there are adventures..

Then you think about your best friend, hoping they are ok, wherever they are.

Hopefully they didn't run into Bill. Now that would be a nightmare.

"Let me sleep this time you Illuminati reject.", you say before closing your eyes. "Stupid triangle."

"What's with the harsh words? I'm a delight!"

I fell asleep!? You sit up quickly and find yourself back in your own mindscape. Shit.

"What do you want.", you groan and notice that you're sitting on the swings in the park area. "I should change this place up a bit.", you mumble to yourself.

"Why change anything? At least you have some fun places here.", Bill says and floats closer. "I've been to some of those planets you have up there! Some of them are amazing!"

"Stay out of those.", you cross your arms across your chest. "Seriously, why are you here?"

Bill fiddles with his fingers a bit.

"Well, I'm bored.", he began. "And I can't really mess with anything or anyone else other than you. Like one of the 'episodes' you saw with me floating around as a shadow behind Pine tree and Shooting star. The sock one..?"

"Sock Opera? When you were Bipper? That was season two I believe.", you say.

"Haha! You're a nerd!"

"Nope, I'm more of a geek but moving on.", you correct. "I said to let me sleep this time."

"Oh please, you don't need that much sleep. Humans only start hallucinating after forty-eight hours. You've been getting two minutes of actually sleep when you're talking to me. So it's fine.", the triangle waves it off like its nothing.

You're eye twitches.

Something in you snaps and after taking a deep breath you smile before completely switching to a pissed off face.

"You know what!? NO!", you shout and put up a force field and have it move to push Bill back.

"Whoa! Hey!", the triangle tries to push the blue-ish glowing barrier away. "What's this for!?"

"I want to sleep! ACTUALLY SLEEP! And I can't do that with you barging into my head like you own the place! So wait outside the barrier you fucking jerk!", you say and huff. "Be polite for once and knock!"

"Come on! I'm bored!", he whines.

"STAY BORED BITCH!"

⯅

You have a "don't talk to me unless you want to die" face on today. So a good amount of the Pines family steer clear of you when you pass by.

Not Mabel though.

"Yeesh! You look like Dipper when he's up all night after obsessing over something.", she laughs.

There's a distant offended 'Hey!' coming from somewhere in the shack but you don't really care for it at the moment and do a slow frog blink. One eye after the other.

"But seriously, you ok?", she asks.

You groan and turn your head to face her.

At the moment you were in the living room, sitting at the game table, trying to catch some sleep or at least some quiet but still be within eye range so the family doesn't freak out.

It's been a bit weird. Most of the Pines are on edge around you but you make sure to reassure them that you're not a threat with little gestures. One being that you tell Ford about the latest Bill dream you had. The older twin agrees that the triangle is very annoying when he's bored.

"I'm fine Mabel. I just need to sleep but it's just not happening.", you yawn and frog blink again. "What time is it?"

She tells you it's a little past one in the afternoon, frowning a bit when you unintentionally force yourself to wake up. Then she slams her hands on the table and smiles.

"I have an IDEA!", she cheers out and rushes off somewhere.

All of the background noise is muffled, there's a distant ringing noise coming from your right ear and it's starting to get annoying with how long it's been going on.

"DIPPER!I'MTAKINGTHEGOLFCARTTODAY!ALSOTAKINGOURDIFFERENTUNIVERSEFRIENDWITHME!OK,BYEEEEE!", Mabel rushes out as she runs back into the living room, pulls you up out of the seat which wakes you up a bit, and drags you out of the shack while snatching the keys for the golf cart. (Dipper! I'm taking the golf cart today! Also taking our different universe friend with me! Ok, byeeeee!)

"Wait, what!? Mabel!", Dipper yells from upstairs.

You're tossed into the golf cart and Mabel quickly rushes around the little vehicle and starts it, turning the wheel and pressing on the gas pedal to head out towards town.

"MABEL!", her brother yells from the door. "I needed the cart today!"

It's no use as the golf cart is already a good distance away from the shack and his twin has no plans on turning back.

You think you might have fallen asleep with your eyes open but you're not entirely sure if you were just daydreaming or you saw some weird alien looking thing, but then again you are in Gravity Falls.

Mabel stops at a big looking house and pulls you out of the golf cart, dragging you over through the gates, a pretty big yard, and finally you both are at the front door.

"WHO IS THAT?", a familiar deep voice asks.

"And why are they sleeping? They look like a zombie.", another familiar voice says.

"Candy, Grenda, this is the current mystery friend I've been telling you about!", Mabel says and shakes your body a bit like it's a noodle. "They've had a rough few days and need a spa day."

Someone, you don't know who, rings the door bell.

It only takes a few seconds before someone opens it and its yet another familiar voice.

"Ugh, Mabel. Why do you have a dead body?", Pacifica asks.

"Not dead, just sleep deprived..", you groan.

You are then taken into the fancy house, guided to walk through some doors, and plopped down in a changing room. A towel and some spa clothes are tossed on the bench that you're sitting on.

"Get changed and meet us in the massage area! We're having ice cream later!", Mabel says with a smile before closing the curtain.

With some functioning bodily motion and luck, you change into the clothes and wrap the towel around yourself like a shawl before walking out. Seeing only one door in the room, you walk over and open it. Finding the girls chatting with each other as they look over lotions and oils for their massages.

"Mabel, where are we exactly?", you ask, somewhat confused but assuming you're in Pacifica's new house after the whole Weirdmageddon clean up.

"We are in Pacifica's house! I called the girls for an emergency Spa Day.", she says. "Once your body is all relaxed, you can sleep in the water dome for float therapy."

Float therapy sounds really nice. You think and nod.

"Ok.", you agree and introduce yourself to the girls. "Sorry I'm half asleep. I promise I'm way more fun once I have apple cider in my system.", you say.

"Do you want some?", the blonde asks.

You shake your head no and feel yourself tilting a bit to the left. Then wobbling as you try to balance your body properly.

"I'm not sure that'll be a good idea right now.", you say. "Thanks for the offer though."

With a lotion picked out and the staff already in the room, you pick out a massage bed and lay face down on it. You didn't know what to expect but you never really thought that you'd feel so uncomfortable with getting a massage.

Yeah, its great to have those knots out of your shoulders but you did not like a lot of physical contact.

I blame not getting hugged enough as a child.

Then after some more other spa treatments like the facial creams and stuff, mud mask, leaf thing? You finally make it to the float therapy chambers.

"See you in a bit! I'm going to the sauna!", Mabel waves and goes to a different room.

A staff person opens the float chamber door and offers an assortment of floaties to pick from. A dolphin, pink lounge floaty, donut floaty, hammock floaty, and a flamingo floaty.

You pick the lounge floaty and the dolphin.

"Good choice.", is all the lady says before tossing the floaties into the water for you. "How long?", she asks.

It takes a second for you to comprehend what she's asking but then your brain works out what she means.

"Uh, thirty minutes is fine.", you decide.

The lady nods and sets the timer. gesturing for you to enter the float chamber with her hand.

Stepping in, the water reaches your hips and inside the dome is dark, the floaties not too far but are still drifting in the water a bit. The lady waits for you to settle on the floaty before closing the round door, and the darkness is all around you now as you lie still.

Dark, quiet, and the feeling of being weightless was the perfect combination to fall asleep to.

Closing your eyes, you start to feel the edge of sleep creeping in.

As you are almost on the brink of completely passing out, there's a sudden splash in the water. Your eyes snap open and you try to assess what made the noise.

None of your limbs are in the water, the dolphin floaty is nowhere close to the wall and the lounge floaty you're currently on is in the middle of the dome. So, what made the splash? The million dollar question.

Slowly sitting up, you try to look around in the darkness, listening in for any more noises that shouldn't be there.

Then something moves under your floaty, making the water rise a bit like a wave. You gasp and curse at the lack of weapons that you have around you.

Why is there something interrupting my sleep? What the actual fuck!

Something grabs your ankle and yanks you into the water.

You quickly take a deep breath and close your mouth, the water submerging you fast. The 'thing' starts to push you until your back roughly hits the wall of the dome, making you grunt in pain. Air bubbles slip past your lips.

Fuck.

It does it again and again, your back now scratched and stinging in pain. Maybe even bleeding with how much it stung in the water.

You kick at the thing and feel something almost slimy. It makes you shudder at how gross it feels.

There's an ear splitting screech and it shoves you again.

Something in you snaps.

Maybe it was your sanity leaving, or maybe it was the lack of sleep. But you didn't care and moved your upper half forward, biting the thing's neck and ripping off a chuck with your teeth.

Now it screeches for a whole other reason, flailing around to get out of your hold as you scratch, bite, and beat at it.

Screaming and grunting is what you do as you continue to attack it. At some point it stops moving, but you don't notice until you tear a limb off of it, until you need to go up for air. You emerge from the water and notice that there's a strong copper smell. The sound of a ding goes off and the chamber door opens, making the outside light pour in, you close your eyes out of instinct.

Blinking them back into focus, you see the water is blood red. The thing that you were attacking is shaped like a mer or some water creature with a somewhat humanoid body, you're not sure but it's floating in the water, blood pouring out of it with chunks of flesh here and there.

It's dead.

The lady isn't outside you notice as you step out, the blood drips off of you and onto the white tile floor, making it stand out.

Nothing stands out more than blood on white tile. You think as you stare down at the blood and zone out.

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?", Mabel screeches.

That pulls you from zoning out and you look up to see the other girls, different reactions of shock all over their faces.

"I-", you start but then feel the exhaustion from lack of sleep catch up with you. "I'm gonna pass out.", you're able to say before falling forward.

And then everything goes black.

I was sleepy and then someone decided to bug me. So here you go.

~Seline, the person.

Part 7

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[chariel-raine]

I saw this clip and it reminded me of Tad. I couldn't resist making a small animation for it haha

Au belongs to @void-dude

[citricacidprince]

Some more doodles of my Relativity Falls AU because ooooh the way I’m imagining it is so fun I just can’t stop thinking about it💥💥💥

Featuring: Manly “Boyish” Dan, Abuelita Anjelita, and some silly Mabifica because mmmmmm them in this AU makes me wanna lose my mind

[mitsu-the-witch]

I made a sort of sequel to this comic from HandymanBillAU: Weekly Test

I was bored

If you live with your grandmother and don't eat your meals, bad things will happen. Trust me, I know..

[fungalscrungle]

MORE RELATIVITY FALLS :D

Wanted to focus more on some art for stan and ford, but we also got some Maria (abuelita), dan, fiddleford, Susan, mabel, dipper and candy :)

[dammjamboy]

i realize i never posted these doodles here.. i plan to draw dipper mabel and abuelita eventually ! but enjoy these for now :^]

[hoodiecatdoodles]

Some more Screenshot edits! This time with Billy C. Gleeful!

I mainly added him cuz Gideon and Mabel's relationship definitely is a counterpart of Ford and Bill's relationship almost one to one. From Mabel at first liking them to the unhealthy obsession boiling up within Gideon that lasts a long time