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porrettaposting · 4 months ago

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#matthew porretta #tv: the new adventures of robin hood #how am i supposed to deal with his face #absurd.

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isbergillustration · 7 months ago

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Waiting for dlc downloads because ea wont let me play the goddamn regular game without them doodle. Is this a character concept? Maybe. Mage in that case I guess. I am making da:i mistakes again.

#26 minutes for the dlcs to download according to procreates tracker of how long this took. not including me making my iced coffee.#absurd.#drawing #portrait #procreate #digital art #my art

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abbacchiosbelt · 7 days ago

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thinking about the time i read a body swap character x reader fic and the first thing the dude did was shove a bath and body works fragrance mist up his pussy. that would not feel good just raw dogging that thing.

#this was years ago LOL but sometimes i randomly think about it.#absurd.

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field-of-sungflowers · 7 months ago

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Every time I see discourse about people misusing top/bottom (they do and I hate it) I always think about the time a bunch of people insisted that a guy had "bottom voice" because he cooed at his dog sometimes

#absurd.

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oasisofgalaxies · 1 year ago

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Forever pissed I can’t play halo 5 . What the fuck

#what do you MEAN it’s Xbox only #wtf #now what am I supposed to do #watch a playthrough????#absurd.#nebula rambles #halo 5 #halo

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glynjohnsfurcoat · 8 months ago

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#ABSURD.

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crushpunchh · 10 months ago

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nothing serious just thoughts about a DR au that i got embarrassed about putting up here <3

#thinking about my DR au #sorta a swap au in the sense that people are in different roles but like its not a 1:1 swap situation #also theres some insanely detailed subplot with spamton who isnt even very important. might make the roles less defined because its actuall #absurd.#anyway. what im thinking about is specifically the snowgrave equivalent #and how Absolutely Hilarious it would be if after a genocide chapter 1 ralsei just called up lancer like IF I TELL YOU TO DO ANYTHING WEIRD #TOMORROW. DONT LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE?#and then in ch2 lancer basically went LOL no. im not doing that. and theres just no snowgrave because ralsei thought Oh God Oh Fuck #What If Other People Get Involved In This Too.#lancer voice ohhhhh ! nope :>#Only way to do snowgrave is if you did pacifist ch1. Otherwise Lancer will simply go ? no. and then tell susie ralsei might need to go to #the vet when they run into her because he is a little bit more bloodthirsty than usual.#crush.zip #crush.txt #love this au dearly. ralsei is hysterically funny in how he reacts to the possession situation #hes like okay i guess this was divinely ordained ! um ! please dont involve my friends in it though !#Literally i think if you play ch1 pacifist all he does after taking the soul out is make something to eat because he hasnt eaten all day LO #neutral/genocide ch1 though. like anything that in canon wouldve had the revolution not work.#then he calls up lancer like HI I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME. IF I SAY ANYTHING WEIRD TMRW DONT LISTEN TO ME PLEASE ? PLEASE?#PASS ON THE MESSAGE TO SUSIE. THANK YOU. NOW I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY SO IM GOING TO GO MAKE SOMETHING. SORRY FOR WAKING YOU UP. GOODNIGHT.#figure maybe in a hypothetical game situation youd be able to check his phone and see he called lancer at like 3 in the morning #no further context unless you try snowgrave.#im not settled on whether lancer WOULD actually just straight up go 'no lol' if you played ch1 like that #like i think the first few snowgrave specific scenes hed be way less down for but maybe it would still be possible? harder but stillpossibl #idk. i do think it would be very funny if you just straight up couldnt do snowgrave without playing ch1 pacifist though.#none of that 'worst possible genocide route' shit you HAVE to play ch1 pacifist or lancer will go Yeah no not happening ! :>#it would be funny but probably not actually good like from a gameplay perspective.#so no maybe.#I think definitely if ch1 was neutral/genocide there would be a lot more chances to back out though.

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jebeplanet · 1 year ago

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☆ ZB1 RICKY ☆ 230719 Melon Hi-RiSiNG: ZEROBASEONE 1theK 4Cut Live Behind Photos ☆

#zb1 #zerobaseone #ricky #zb1 ricky #yits era #melon #1theK #absurd.

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helaenasaegon · 2 years ago

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Can’t believe that anyone would seriously make a Boo Boo Eyed Fuckboi Babygirl™ type like Aegon 2 a king.

Him being terrible has 0 to do with it, terrible people being monarchs (in the WoIaF and IRL) is nothing new; it’s everything else about him.

They may as well have crowned these 2 emojis: 🥺😜

#ABSURD.#ALL because y'all hate women and people born out of wedlock! PATHETIC! 🤦🏽‍♀️#And I'm supposed to believe that this depressed pathetic fragile candle in the wind is going to brutally murder his sister #in front of her young child??? 🤨 HotD writers you have a SHIT TON of explaining to do!#aegon ii targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #hotd commentary #commentary #txt

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esthie-real · 2 years ago

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sorry. you can NOT be trying to convince me that a shrimp fried this rice.

#absurd.

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johnhocksbur · 1 year ago

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And people really think God didn't create Man to look after animals.

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

#Absurd.

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unforth · 7 months ago

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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

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#unforth rambles #fuck ai #llms #sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers #how many tries did it take to generate the absurd #how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke #please stop contributing to this

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marlynnofmany · 2 months ago

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