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entering the PPP, pussy protection program
#little lighthearted meme#but still we are protecting the princess !#celibacy#celibate#divine feminine#divinity#the sacred feminine#sacred woman#abstinence#abstinent
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Ovulating is such a weird experience because my body and hormones are like: baaaaby!! Get some!! We. Are. Ready.
But my morals, religion, finances, and semi asexual tendencies are like: absolutely not.
I’m also very paranoid about being assaulted during that time and getting pregnant. It’s a weird couple days.
#i must be ovulating#funny#why am i like this#emotions#funny post#periods#womanhood#woman problems#female#female problems#sex ed for grownups#ovulation#i’m ovulating#christian faith#morality#abstinent#religion#christian girl
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Mantendré mi récord
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To all my codependent women who have been single and learning to live on their own, God bless you! Jesus loves you! 🥰
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lmaoooo shout out to the time i was sat in sex-ed and my teacher was talking about how abstinence-only education is harmful and how we can prevent getting STDs and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why abstinence-only wouldn't work bc not having sex is rlly rlly easy, like, just dont have sex? anyway turns out not everybody is ace, and they actually want sex and had sexual urges, meanwhile i was out here thinking that people chose to do it bc it soubded fun
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Highly recommend for aces and allos alike. Not just a great look into asexuality, Chen shows many different shades of what it can be as well as how compulsive sexuality/heteronormativity hurts all of us not just queer people. I reference this book so often when talking w my mlm friends especially bc of its analysis of the hypersexuality expected of queer people but especially gay men.
[Image Description: the cover of ACE: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex Angela Chen, the design has the title in big black letters with purple, white, and yellow splotches behind it]
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Ace: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex
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#quarterpasttalks#book rec#ig#anyway loved this book read it all in one night#really related to the ace guy raised in the church not realizing he was ace bc you're expected to be abstinant#abstinent#spelling hard#but feeling like man ig im just really good at being abstinent and not giving into sin idk why everyone acts like this shit is hard#oh damn yall fr? yall actually wanna fuck people? and everyone does? that can't be right#lololol
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woe. jon character lineup be upon ye
individual sillies under the cut
#my art#starkid#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nightmare time#honey queen#abstinence camp#yellow jacket#nerdy prudes must die#paul matthews#paul 23#gary goldstein#roman murray#boy jerry#daniel stopwatch#richie lipschitz#cw blood#a lil pizzazz and visual hcs to differentiate em#yes i'm fond of blue hair richie#tried to make roman look older#and daniel younger than the rest#he's like 15 in canon#and hear me out on jerry with curls/freckles#and visibly scarred daniel#:3#daniel nmt
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the thing about the spankoffski brothers is that ted tries so hard to have rizz but simply does not
meanwhile pete puts 0% into being attractive and then in multiple universes steph talks to him for like a minute and instantly falls in love with him
and i love them both dearly
#spankoffski bros#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#starkid#hatchetfield#petes got that accidental rizz#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#npmd#nightmare time#abstinence camp#time bastard
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another doodle dump. really love just drawing ted with the most brainless smug expression
#🐟 my art#hatchetfield#nmt#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time#abstinence camp#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#boy jerry#paul matthews#paulted#chaicoffee#tw blood#cw blood#for the record the catboy doodle was only partly a reference to youknowwhat#i havent seen it yet but it haunts me still#but at the same time i was already planning on drawing them as silly catboy/dogboy chibis long before learning about it#its just even funnier now
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 8 | Pete’s love of hot chocolate and suspenders
#tw: Robert Manion#npmd spoilers#StarKid#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#npmd#pete spankoffski#gwdlm#black friday#black friday musical#abstinence camp#joey richter#nick lang#mariah rose faith#Mariah rose faith casillas#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#hatchetfield musicals
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#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#nick lang#joey richter#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nightmare time#nmt#nmt1#nmt2#nightmare time 2#abstinence camp#time bastard
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this is so stupid
#never doing this again#it takes up my storage :(#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#stephanie lauter#grace chasity#abstinence camp#what are these called i forgot#the peanut jar
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pov: grace caught steph kissing pete
#they’re so silly#leave room for Jesus !!!#nerdy prudes must die#npmd fanart#nightmare time#abstinence camp#starkid#hatchetfield#starkid fanart#grace chasity#stephanie lauter#animatic#digital art
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im so glad everyone can finally be exposed to how off the wall unhinged grace chasity is and how fucking insane it is that a) bill wants alice to date someone like her and b) tom lets her babysit tim
#starkid#npmd spoilers#npmd#like i get she's like this in abstinence camp but also she's p normal for most of that?#whereas here. whoof. all the way to 11 from basically her first appearance#grace chasity#hatchetfield
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ok every keeps saying grace was possessed by the lords in black at the end of npmd but she did the exact same thing at the end of abstinence camp and the lords in black didn't show up once in that episode. they weren't even mentioned. barely even alluded to
and yet both stories end with grace actively threatening the lives of her peers with a brutal demise if they stray from celibacy. guys i dont think she was possessed i think grace is just Like That
#grace chasity#npmd spoilers#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#npmd#abstinence camp
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Grace and Richie are actually underrated as a duo because Grace would be like "No I would never hold anyone's hand. I learned at summer camp that if I hold contact with a boy for more than a few seconds my skin will start to burn off."
And Richie would be like "that's so real I get overstimulated too."
#wrote this into a fic but physically could not hold back from making this joke for another minute#hatchetfield#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#jon matteson#angela giarratana#hatchtverse#nmt#nmt2#abstinence camp#tgwdlm
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