#absolutely tweakin

[degenerate-otaku]

just rewatched The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride with my cousin and im trying to hard to be normal about the fictional lion Disney film that's realistically no higher than a 7/10 but oh my goodness oh my goodness the songs???? the death of Nuka??? Just VITANI herself?? Kovu being emo af?? ZIRA'S DEATH AND THE OG VER??

[dailykugisaki]

Day 159 | id in alt

Long overdue feast.

(Bears have absolutely no care if their prey is still alive whilst they eat, but they have a tendency to crush the lungs and bones of their prey while they're alive.)

[pagewaster]

reposting these on their own.

Booksie the... Fox?

I made her like a year or two ago now and even though her feet are tiny and I was (am) bad at proportions and stuff, I still cherish her cute little design and I think about her all the time.

Most of the characters in the image group above are not mine, they belong to some other friends of mine (I haven't asked for their tumblrs yet if they even have any)

Also there's a short little silly joke comic of her I did below in the read more section with a sort of AU kind of thing where all the main sonic cast have this sort of meanspiritedness to sonic OCs (based heavily on the negative perception there is on sonic ocs to the people out of the loop)

[frudoo]

How would slasher! 141 react to a reader who isn’t a fan of violence but goes absolutely HAM when one of the victims escapes and injured her boyfriends? (I know the guys are good at what they do but let’s just pretend lol)

maybe she’s dirty from doing chores outside and the victim assumes that she’s an escapee as well, says something about ‘stabbing that fucker with his own knife’ and she just sees red because this piece of shit hurt her boys and she CANNOT let that stand.

Without even thinking, she starts absolutely wailing on this person, punching, kicking, etc. She's got blood on her clothes and shes breathing heavily when the boys finally make their way outside.

how would they react? 😳

This AU has me tweakin I swear

Warnings: Dark!Fic/DDDNE. Explicit gore. Emetophobia.

You gently pick up the little rabbit and giggle, pressing a kiss to its fur before sending it off somewhere else that isn’t your vegetable garden. The pesky things have been terrorizing your poor crops, and while it’s a nuisance, you just can’t stay mad at the little fellas, let alone ask your boys to get rid of the problem. There’s a rustling in the bush next to you and you suspect it’s another bunny looking for a tasty meal, but before you can go investigate, a loud scream coming from the barn startles you.

     Typically, you’re able to drown out the sounds of your husbands’ victims—it freaks you out to hear a person in so much pain, no matter how badly they deserve it. But this is not a victim’s scream. You know that scream. It’s the same one you hear any time he stubs his toe or gets a cramp in bed. That’s Simon’s scream. Immediately you’re on alert, standing from your knees and starting towards the barn.

     Instead of seeing your husband rush out, seeking medical aid or some kind of comfort, a random man covered in dirt and blood comes stumbling outside, looking terrified. You recognize him as the guy Simon, the big, unbreakable brick wall of a man, had even said wasn’t an easy one to catch. When the man sees you also covered in muck, he laughs like he’s just won the lottery, relieved. He rushes up to you, grabbing your hand and trying to pull you towards the fields, no doubt to look for some kind of escape. 

     “C’mon, we- we gotta get outta here. Now! We have time- fuck, lady, come on! I stabbed that fucker with his own knife, so we have time,” he rambles, digging his filthy nails into your skin to get a better grip.

     His words seem to make your heart stop beating in your chest. So that’s why Simon was screaming in pain. Your Simon, your sweet baby, one of your protectors, hurt by an inferior piece of meat. A special brand of scum. You’re scratching at his face before you even realize it. 

     “Wha- bitch! Stop! I’m trying to save you, lady!” Any other time, you’re sure a man like him could have easily overpowered you, but you feel fucking invincible right now, kicking the backs of his knees until he falls.

     You pounce on his back and trap him on the ground, grabbing a handful of his hair and pulling his head back just to smash it into the dirt. He’s screaming in agony and you’re sure his nose is broken, but you can’t stop. He hurt one of your boys, and if you know anything about the pieces of shit your husbands get rid of, you’re positive nobody is going to miss the one struggling beneath your weight. You bash his head into the ground over and over—his nose is completely crushed and his teeth are busted, but you just keep going and going and going until your arms are finally tired and you’re heaving with effort.

     When you climb off of him, you see just how much blood has tainted the grass, and you feel nauseous. The man is no longer screaming, not even grunting or moaning, and you know you’ve killed him. You roll him over just to make sure, and the sight of his mangled face makes you lean forward to vomit. You end up tripping over one of his untied shoelaces and falling right on top of his body. Sobbing, you scramble away, screaming when your back hits something solid.

     “Hey, hey, it’s just me, darlin’. Just me,” John coos, helping you up and pulling you into a tight hug.

     “I-I di- I didn’t mean to,” you weep, blood and bile still sour on your tongue. “H-he… he stabbed Simon, and- and I-”

     “Okay, sweetheart, it’s fine. I’ve got you now, yeah? Deep breaths, baby, breathe with me,” John instructs, cupping your sticky cheeks in his palms and forcing you to look at him.

     Distantly, you see Johnny rushing towards the barn and Kyle dragging the man’s body out of sight, but John makes you focus on him. Only once you’re calm, sniffling instead of hyperventilating, does he explain what’s going on. 

     “Kyle’s cleanin’, and Johnny’s gettin’ Simon all patched up. He’s gonna be okay, baby. You were so brave for us, sweet girl. Do you hear me? I'm so proud of you. We all are.” 

     You nod, but you need to see Simon, make sure that he’s really okay. Make sure your efforts weren’t in vain, that the blood on your hands wasn’t shed pointlessly.

     “I wanna see him,” you hiccup, and John nods, turning you around so you can watch as Johnny helps him walk out of the barn.

     You let out a sob of relief, rushing towards the pair and wrapping your arms around Simon, who grunts in pain. You gasp and move to pull away, but Simon just holds you tighter, letting you take as much comfort as you need from him.

     “I love you,” you murmur, and he smiles.

     “I love you more, perfect girl.”

[evertidings]

how do the ROs feel about an MC crashout??

likelikelikelike,, just absolutely TWEAKIN out. Odysseus EPIC musical “six hundred strikes” type crashout. NOT having a good day bro, about to strangle someone if they gotta ykyk??

Aren't we like, kinda like, you know, like, already there?

[etoileee]

GUYSSS IM SORRY I FORGOT MY DAMN PASSWORD LMAO

I’m here and I’m gonna give you guys some pjo shifting motivation because I think some of you need it 🫶🏼

i think a lot of people love and find comfort in percy jackson because a lot of us do struggle with adhd and dyslexia (I myself am one of them) and see ourselves in these characters. struggling with feeling like nobody gets you, like you don’t belong, that you’re dumb… its definitely not fun but these books had provided an outlet that made me and a whole lot of others feel seen.

when I came back from my percy jackson dr for the first time I didn’t think I was gonna get so emotional, but I did. I speak for a lot of us when I say we’ve grown up with these characters and MEETING them is something absolutely mind blowing. not only because they are so loved, but because all of us had gone through similar struggles. to this day at my big junior in high school age I don’t know what the fuck 9 x 8 is, the words still seem to rearrange themselves when I try to read…

I guess what I’m saying is yes, when you shift, you’ll meet the characters you love so so much, but you’ll also relate and connect to them in a way that you probably can’t even imagine.

I think a lot of people haven’t shifted yet because they think that shifting is like dreaming, that it’s something that will slip through your fingers, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. I’m sure a lot of you are thinking “but I do believe in shifting?” but I think some of you have a hard time actually wrapping your mind around it.

look around you right now. notice the temperature, the textures, the colors, the sensations, the smell, the sounds. notice how you are not dreaming.

THIS is EXACTLY what shifting is like. it is not like dreaming, because it’s NOT a dream it’s REAL.

look around you and imagine that you had shifted into where you are right now. its a bit trippy, isn’t it? looking at the world around you as if it isn’t your cr.

for example, look up from your device and imagine percy jackson in front of you right now. how does it make you feel? are you shocked? happy? afraid?

I really do believe that some people haven’t shifted yet because they think shifting will be like dreaming, and when they realize it isn’t like dreaming they are afraid of it subconsciously.

I’m here to tell you that it’s not scary at all. sure, you may wake up in your dr and start crashing out (which is totally understandable) but its not something you need to FEAR. please remember everything you desire will be there. it will be PERFECT and more than what you could ever imagine.

If you’re still worried you’ll start tweakin once you do shift, I find that scripting you’ll be calm and that you forgot you’ve shifted helps a lot. sure you’ll feel massive shock when you get back to your cr but initially when you wake up in your dr if you have those two things scripted you should be fine.

good luck to all you, sending so much love and good vibes. 🤍🖤✨🌊

[pumpkinsy0]

tldr: @buddyaldridge is a 30 year old weirdo proshipper who talks shit about ppl behind their backs, block em and report if you can/want to

just wanna let everyone know theres a omegaverse mpreg dallyboy writer whos been an all around WEIRDOOOOO cause their brain is LITERALLY porn rotted and they cannot fathom ppl actually having fun at all, their @ is @buddyaldridge aka @pelopsides previously known as @madelynprior

in 2020-2022 the outsiders tumblr they used to be @madelynprior and theyre a hardcore dallyboy stan which is already fucking weird, but on top of that, they would make teen pregnancy omegaverse smut fics which??? and im not gonna give you the ss, nigga im givin yall the LINKKK to see it with your own eyes so you know im not crazy

how ik its them is bc on their acc RIGHT before they switched to their buddyaldridge acc, and before that acc was named “pelopides”, they used to go by “madeleinepryor”, how ik its the same person is bc on a good chunk of their post, theyd tag it as “#madeleinepryor dispatches” on top of that, they just straight up linked their ao3 acc😭😭

heres what the link goes to, they linked their ao3 acc, they just changed their username on ao3 as well from madeleinepryor to greasers

now me calling them a proshipper isnt me talking out of my ass, they say it themselves like ughhhhjjj

as for them talking about other ppl, i wont share ALL the screenshots bc idk if the ppl theyre talking bad about would rlly feel comfortable w those being posted, if they know, they can feel free to post it on their own accord, so like i said, wont share, but i HAVE seen some and i can conform that they have done it, its ABSOLUTELY NOT above them

for now ill post the ss i CAN post rn which just proves my point

now ignoring that theyre talking smack, theyre just so odd and obviously didnt rlly think this through bc 1967 is ALREADY IMPLIED in the 60s, youre just incapable of reading things that arent about teen boys getting it on w each other PLEASE get a grip on reality😭😭

theyve talked about 14 year olds and their post on their acc just to shit on them, once again, GROWN ASS PERSON TWEAKIN OVER THE IDEAS OF A 14 YEAR OLD🗣️🗣️

NOW maybe your asking “how do you know the discord user and the tumblr user are the same person” AND I WILL ADMIT, while i DO have strong feelings they are the same person, its not 100% proven, HOWEVER buddyaldridge DOES go by buddy and that discord users name is buddy, so while its not concrete, the link IS there, once again, feel free to come to whatever conclusion you wanna come to about that

but what ISNT disputable is the fact that theyre a proshitter

additionally just this??? reblog from them????

on its own, not MUCH, bit considering the fics they make this is SO weird like??????

and finally, ive heard that theyve specifically came for me about my haitian shepards and maybe even my heritage, saying that they hated race hcs??????like using me as an example, they ss my acc and talked shit, someone contacted me about it and they dont have ss of it specifically, but they can vouch for it, and im not just gonna dismiss that, bc while they dont have ss, they do have ss and proof of everything else, so i do believe them, and theyve said if they find it they would show them to me, do what you wanna with this info

ANYWAYS buddy, your brain is unironically pornrotted, ur being a lil baby who cant do anything but cry and moan online on discord of all places and ur doing all this as a 30+ year old, and its CRAZIER bc youre doing all this while having “minors dni” in your pinned post, while also writing about minors, in a fandom MOSTLY OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!!!! (aka minors!!! ik age is hard for you to grasp) on top of that, literally ANY and ALL race hcs is way more believable and enjoyable than any “ideas” you’ve been cooking up in that odd demented, shriveled up pea brain of urs

anyways yea, that all i have to say, and im speaking for myself here, but i mean this with every fiber of my being, i dont know how you function in life but i DO NOT want you to go any farther, and i think others would/DO feel the same, ive seen what makes you cheer and i am PROUUUDDD to make you BOOOOO, you shouldnt be near minors at all, fictional or non fictional, you should BARELY be near other adults

plus if you go onto their acc rn, notice how when anon called them out, buddy aint even say they were wrong?? JUST SAYIN🗣️🗣️

im tagging everything i can tag bc i DO NOTTTT want mfs interacting w their blog, and want as many ppl as possible to be aware, dont say anything to them, dont give them attention bc obviously they’ll think this is funny and post it on their shitty discord server or whatever and giggle like they arent a grown ass nigga w bills to pay, trying so hard to cling onto their high school days, making fics about a canon middle schooler getting banged and pregnant, pls block and report do whatever u wanna do, just plssss dont let this proshitter on this damn sight near kidssss😭😭

dont take this as me WANTING drama, i dont, i just dont want ppl coming in this fandom thinking posting this shit and doing this is ok, youre bullying ppl for doing harmless things meanwhile your just making straight porn about a weird ship left n right, thinking YOUUUUU of all ppl have the place to talk about anyone or anything like your opinion on anything is valid😭😭

you NEED stones thrown at you

if anyone has anymore ss send em to mmeeeeee, but in the mean time ill be doin my own thing wooooo‼️‼️🔥🔥

[mrfellsans]

I DON'T THINK I'VE SCREAMED ON HERE YET SO I'M DOING IT NOW.

UNCLE SAMSONITE SEASON 3 EPISODE 3 WAS ABSOLUTE PEAK I LOVED IT SO MUCH I'M TWEAKIN OUT BRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here is the episode!

and while your at it..

(Spoilers below this so watch the video first)

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Take unc and his amazing dance moves..

Oh and our VERY SPECIAL GUEST...

SCRUNCHY CHUNKS!!!

YAYYYYAYAYYAYAYAY I'M SO HAPPY!!

@candymagnolia

[bug-twords]

HEHEHEHEHE THIS IS THE ANON FROM LAST POST WITH THE PINK HEARTS 🩷🩷🩷

I’m so glad you enjoy the hcs

Bc I have more KACHOWWEEWW

Ok. Ok.

Hear me out… Swansea finding out Daisuke is ticklish…

It would absolutely happen after Daisuke falls into something, or knocks something over and gets it all over himself- Swansea would begrudgingly help him up and tell him to hold still while he dusts him off-

And as he does, he swipes his hand across somewhere like his stomach or low back, and Daisuke starts TWEAKIN.

“Didn’t I tell you to keep still?”

And then he puts the pieces together like “ohhh”

THEN HE JUST, WITH THE SHIT EATING GRIN, goes “hold still kiddo, there’s a little bit that’s just not comin’ off-“

AND HE WOULD JUST HONE IN ON THAT SPOT, SCRITCHING AND RUBBING AT THE AREA TO𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓇𝒾𝒹 𝑜𝒻” THE SPECK, WHILE DAISUKE IS LITERALLY CRUMBLING

This was way more of a Drabble but whatever

ANYWAY. HEHEHE. HAVE A GOOD DAY (again) I MIGHT BE BACK IN UR INBOX SOON IDK

-PINK HEART ANON 🩷

OOOOOOOOOOOIUHBFDDFNSHSDHDHDH YEYEEEYSHBYEHSBYSHBYEYSYYESSS PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PINK HEART ANON MY BFFIE

[butmakeitgayblog]

Are you dying?

(Sorry if you’ve acknowledged this already I’m behind)

(The fact that they posted it sideways bitch I'm yelling, absolutely nasty work when they know 80% of her fans are gay women 🥴)

Anyway TMI but idec, listen. I ended my last period a week and a half ago and then started another fucking one two days ago 😒😠😠😒😠😒 so my hormonal horny libido factor has been kind of off the charts recently and her and her team feeding us this steady supply of high fashion sexy as hell thirst trap material has me: unwell and dehydrated. Shit got me tweakin. When I tell you I would suck that bottom lip till it looked like she lost a fight with a vacuum hose 😩 Would commit heinous crimes for the belly button freckle. I just need to calm down.

I'm sad tho cuz I know we've crossed into the hiatus season. Gonna be tumbleweeds for a hot minute I fear

[c-t-r-l14]

Xanthus and Dontis in Part 9 Had me dead asf

Ya’ll remember back in Part nine where Dontis and Xanthus were captured in that enclosure? And Xanthus was tweakin tf out while Dontis was trying his best to get him to calm down?

YA’LL. The way I couldn’t BREATHE????

‘Cause ya’ll know what that reminds me of?? The dynamic between big and small dogs.

Ya’ll know what I’m talking about! Them big ass, scary looking dogs with them deep ass, loud ass, rumbling barks—those ones with sharp teeth and an intimidating but mesmerizing stare? Like YEAH, they LOOK scary, but in reality they’re the CHILLEST dogs out there!

Then you got them cute lil’ small dogs, with short legs—those ones that prance rather than walk—and will have you baby talking them and petting them??? AND THEN THEY END UP BEING THE AGGRESSIVE ONES?

I can’t help but think about Xanthus and Dontis when I think about big and small dogs, bro. Xanthus would most definitely be one of them smaller dogs who’d bark at anything at moves. And Dontis would definitely be one of them big ass, scary lookin dogs that’d probably just stare at the little dog barking its head off before he just yawns and goes back to sleep.

It doesn’t help that Dontis is literally like 6’2-6’3, while Xanthus is like—5’8. Lmao, I know they’re both in a life or death situation, and Xanthus had every right to freak out, but the way it was delivered absolutely sent tf outta me😭

And thinking about how their dynamic at that point is kinda similar to the dynamics big dogs and small dogs share only makes me laugh harder!

(Also, I’m not saying that all small dogs are aggressive and all big dogs are calm—like, that’s not like how it is all the time—but I do see it a lot)

[iincogneeto]

OH MY GOSH?????? I WENT ON ARTFIGHT AND I SAW THIS ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE???? IM TWEAKIN OUT RIGHT NOW BECUASE WHAT 😭💗

AND THEY NAMES IT “into the incogneetoverse” AND IT MADE ME GENUINELY GIGGLE I LOVE THIS ART SM ☹️☹️💗

idk how but I lost motivation for artfight but this might make me get it back

[quelios-dawnsinger]

Quelios inhaled deeply, submerging the rising snap of frustrated annoyance he felt like a hot static at the base of his neck. He, much like his younger sister, was often the picture of composure. It was a necessity trained in him with each arrow made to fly as a Farstrider, the needling focus needed to track what did not wish to be found as a Sunreaver, the exuding patience of a tamer. He could not have mastered the art of the hunt without that wire tight temperance. Bursts of wild rage only ever blinded one to the sight of a target.

Except the 'target', who was his sweet sister, was nowhere to be found. Interviewing the Dawnsinger and Emberfall estate's staff, nobility and even retracing the movement of the damn family pets had brought no clear sign of her disappearance. Certainly Serenas disappearing during the madness of the end of year's celebrations did not help her case at all. Lio let his pride drive him from any doubt in his own investigation - someone knew where his sister had fled to or been taken. It was all a process of elimination through applied pressure.

Inn'thar Emberfall had many buttons to press. Watching the magister attempt to recallibrate the Arcane Guardian that once patrolled his own estate for the third time since the night of Serra's disappearance, the seething string of Thalassian profanity that Inn'thar produced was quite impressive. "Everything is in damn order, nothing is missing. It keeps defaulting to a stuttering guardian stance. Which'll make it a what? Fucking sprinkler system for the garden courtyard?"

The irritated Magister stared at Quelios, as if expecting an answer. Of course, Quelios had nothing to offer by stoic silence.

"You're right," Emberfall droned sarcastically on the lack of a response. "It's giving...molten slag, isn't it?" A gout of flame suddenly erupted from the Magister's hands, directed at the malfunctioning Guardian with all the aggression of personal offense, as if the poor construction had somehow garnered this treatment itself. The sputtering static of its last 'breath' was overtaken by the roaring sizzle of intense flame, but there was no real satisfaction on the face of the 'victor'.

"That is the third one I've had to make terminal! Guess it'll be another I'm rebuilding from fucking scratch."

"A...recalibration from the beginning then?" Quelios at last tried to offer. "Even the most well-made bow in my arsenal is subject to deterioration. Sometimes things need replacing, tweakin--"

"Does it look like a shitty little bow, Dawnsinger?" Emberfall jabbed his fingers toward the burning remains of the Arcane Guardian. "Replacing this thing will be a nightmare. Apparently people think I'm just made of time and gold!"

Quelios kept burning commentary to himself and went back to his checklist in silence.

Inn'thar however, narrowed his gaze on what he felt the silence was filled with. "What the fuck are you doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be looking for my wife?"

"I am absolutely still on the hunt for my sister, yes," Quelios then answered with an almost intent to correct Serenas' identity. "And I've long reported her missing to the Silvermoon authority."

Inne'thar rolled his eyes. "Silvermoon will only just now be investigating if you press them to, or pay them enough. You know as well as I these situations will be treated as a domestic case and not an actual criminal case that it is."

"I am very well aware that we must take care of our own."

"Proooobably should be on with that, then??" Emberfall spread open his arms with dramatic candor.

"Remind me, Lord Inne'thar: where were you the night my sister disappeared again?"

Quelios received the most scathing look in reply. "Not, with your sister."

With a sarcastic approval, Lio wrote those exact words on his paperwork, making sure to repeat the very trite and uncooperative response back to the intended Magister.

In turn, Emberfall made a show of sighing. "If you must know, I was spending a very good amount of coin in a fine pleasure house in the Row. The very same I'll likely be going to this weekend." An unpleasant smile turned on the Magister's face. "Should I give you the name now? Tell you the sordid details of what I did and further plan to do? Want suggestions of what pretty thing you should stick yourself in too, mmmm?"

Lio blinked a few times. "You're promised to my sister, and you are visiting whores?"

Emberfall shrugged. " I am not betrothed yet, and I have needs. Besides, your sister definitely isn't around to warm my bed, exactly."

Quelios closed his eyes, breathed in once, and opened them again on his notes, scribbling another about the 'dedicated paramour' that was Inn'thar Emberfall. It was duty that bound them all, he reminded himself. He was sure now that his sister had flew from a truly miserable existence, but it was his place to make contact, assure her safety, bring her home where that safety could be maintained. In that, Quelios nodded, brought a hand up in a faint salute to the Magister, and forced his heel to turn.

It might have been easier to fire an arrow through the Magister's face for putting him in this situation. Not a wise decision that made any of their lives easier in the long-run, of course.

{Tagging @astralfox0893 for relevance. Those Arcane Guardians were never the same ;P }

[kiefbutter]

i think it would be funny if the apprentices all got high together. i want to give all of them blunts and then put them in a room to see what happens

1000000000% i feel like amanda and hoffman would be the ones carrying the vibes, there’s absolutely no fucking way that they wouldn’t be completely stoned off their asses and Not debate about some stupid trivial shit (i just know they both blow smoke in each others faces when they get annoyed with one another) with larry and logan (if we’re counting him, i still have beef with Jigsaw (2017) ) i feel like both of them are a dissociate and let things happen kinda bunch, Occasionally they’ll chime in for whatever argument is taking place but i just know that if they’re hotboxing and lawrence is smoking a lot. That bitch would be TWEAKIN

[spiralstereo]

suddenly fixated on the Pickaxe/Ban Hammer interaction again and thought of two things:

Pickaxe is definitely gonna go batshit if she encounters Darkheart again

after this is over, expect her to manage to pull off some escape act and eventually show up at Blackrock again (because she's that ridiculously determined to get ahold of anything she thinks will be good for making Bow suffer)

oh gosh idea

so. this brainrot we have right (absolutely tweakin) called post justice. post justice darkheart

we wonder how pickaxe & them would interact like. dark would be like "oh shit thats the girl we hexxed like several months ago" & pickaxe watches ghostwalker slap them upside the horns & they start bickering

anyways... yeah <3

-hexx & nano 🌀

[pina-spigi]

SPOILER FOR EP 8

The absolute solver is in da tail now

Anyways ep8 got me tweakin

Also this was based on this video