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not sure if you’ve seen this already but! saw this and. bunny vasco 🤲🏻
That's actually one of the images I used as inspiration for the bunny Vasco I drew earlier!
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Testing effectiveness of the 🙌🏻Fork Pursonic🙌🏻~
Can anyone guess which one is me? 👀
Hint: my friend Lindy was being very good and took it like a champ, but I was being extra good for helping to hold down my friend Jenna and putting a stop to all her pulling away 😇😇
Full video can be found on the pursonic owner’s Twitter 🙈 (@LewdLigu)
#me#✨gathering content✨ ooOooOoOOoo~#what a despicable tool though#absolutely illegal#creative though I’ll give him that haha#multiple lee#feet#gifset#toes#tickle tools#tickling#tickle community#tickle#self content
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Illegally cute. Right here. This? Illegally cute.
#hidden agenda#hidden agenda series#jokezo#hidden agenda the series#joke x zo#zojoke#bl series#bl drama#thai bl#thai series#thaibl#thai drama#asianlgbtqdramas#asian lgbtq dramas#thai bl series#thai bl drama#ilegally cute#absolutely illegal
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Petition to get Dave Gahan the next Calvin Klein campaign
#depeche mode#dave gahan#absolutely illegal#how the camera person didn’t faint I’ll never know#uh… p3ni5
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the sad phoebe bridgers/taylor swift edits on tiktok are really destroying me today
#just saw one of mase and ben to scott street where it’s like ‘don’t be a stranger’ 🥺😭🥺#absolutely illegal
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i turn 20 in 3 weeks, boooo
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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Wait hold on, you mean to say I can play Dragon Age and NOT play an Elf Mage who romances Alistair and makes every single choice in the exact same way that I did the other 30 times with childlike joy? Illegal
#dragon age#dragon age origins#ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL#I create the canon and then spend a decade living in it#rent free#no edits#just additions
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The speed at which I dropped down on my knees...
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#mims posts ~#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate iii#astarion screenshots#bg3 screenshots#baldurs gate 3#virtual photography#this man will be the death of me :<#absolutely illegal to look like this
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If abortion becomes illegal nationwide in the US, it won’t look like The Handmaid’s Tale
It will look the same. With things changing under the surface
Because that has already happened once
Before the revolution, abortion up to “the quickening” (when the fetus begins to move in the womb, usually 18-21 weeks. A point before which most abortions take place nowadays) was broadly socially accepted in Britain and its colonies. There were no laws against abortion at any point in pregnancy, however. That didn’t start until the early 19th century, with Connecticut being the first state to outlaw abortion in 1821…but only abortion AFTER the quickening. New York was the first state to criminalize all abortions in 1829, with pre-quickening procedures as a misdemeanor and post-quickening as a felony
Many of those women could read and write; all of the free ones were allowed to. Some of them could speak multiple languages. Some of them had extensive knowledge of art, history, culture, mathematics, and political science. Some owned property or businesses. Most of them had family, friends, even husbands, who loved them and respected them. They had interests. They had ways of expressing themselves, through their clothing or hobbies or any other available means. And yet, they lost their bodily autonomy
The Handmaid’s Tale doesn’t scare me because rolling back women’s rights doesn’t have to look like a sci-fi dystopia. if we go by history, it looks more like a Regency romance
#history#abortion#reproductive rights#I think a lot of people don’t realize this and assume that abortion was illegal throughout the country‘s history#until Roe v. Wade#and as I’ve said about other things I feel like the knowledge that things weren’t always a certain way#can be empowering to imagine change#or in this case to realize that what seems an absolute past#was not what they think
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“how can u be team green” first of all how can u not when this shot exists
#the absolute cuntery packed into it should be illegal#i love them so bad they were hilarious for this#alicent hightower#criston cole#team green#hotd
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The red means ily!!!
#i tried a new render. be merciful with me#its far from perfect. but its the start of growth. and that makes it perfect#hellsing#alucard#my art#cw blood#cw ommetaphobia#Alucard can be considered a yandere right. we all agree on that#this was based on an anon that said he's the type to settle for hate if the person he likes doesn't love him#as long as they think STRONGLY of him#this reminds me of that scene in Kaleidoscope by catsvsdogscatswin (absolute PEAK fanfic its my favorite on ao3)#where Anderson finds alu chained in the basement and when he says that he's the one sworn to kill him#alucard smiles and says 'ah so you're someone that loves me'#i NEED a moment here. he hurts me so much#this should be illegal
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Why is the muskrat trying to ban brazil?
short answer:
Brazilian Surpreme Court: Hey so your site/app has literally contents of csem, nazism, racism, transphobia, hate speech, gore and political misinformation which are all, you know, a violation against the law (as it should fucking be) and we can't allow that
Musk: CENSORSHIP 😭😭😭this TYRANT wants to censor fREE SPEECH IN MY FASCIST-FRIENDLY SITE/APP❗❗❗😭😭😭😭😭LITERALLY A DICTATORSHIP!!1 FUCKYOU
Because of this Musk has been beefing and making AI memes about the brazilian supreme court minister and in a tantrum fit he closed off ALL operating twitter offices in brazil, so now the site/app is quite literally abandoned in the country. There's no moderation team. There's no one to regulate or control or receive any reports of criminal activity. There is no legal representative to answer to all of that. Musk outright REFUSED to appoint a legal rep in the country bc he's acting like a spoiled child. Since a legal rep is a requirement for any platform to work and do business, it has to be shut down
#this is a rare W moment for the brazilian government#this situation is absolutely NOT the same as the US wanting to ban tiktok as some people are claiming#brazil is not banning X/twitter bc of ''censorship''#it literally has no choice but to shut down bc its full of illegal activities that musk refuses to take accountability of#white billionaire man thinks hes above the laws of another country and is salty bc we are not bending our laws for him#twitter
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Asking for a friend...
If a kitten is pretty cuddly, is that a fairly good indicator of a cuddly adult?
#legit know nothing about cats but I stg if someone doesn't adopt this kitten soon @(&#she's the last one now and has just been following me around since I got home#clawed her way onto my shoulders while I was cleaning#played the most awkward games with pike#and keeps falling asleep either at my feet or now in my lap#she tried to curl up with pike (illegal)#and absolutely books it down the hall to try and get into my room (also illegal)#(I have so much impulse control but this creature is Too Cute and it's fun to think about keeping her <3)
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#taskmaster#katy wix#rose matafeo#ed gamble#alex horne#panel show#caps#op#taskmaster 9.09#from the outtakes which is why it’s such bad quality#is it illegal to provide the people with 1080p outtakes taskmaster yt channel? IS IT? 🤔?#also SO DEEPLY UNRELATED but on the tm podcast jenny was like ‘rose looked absolutely beautiful in that colourful frock didn’t she omG’#and was like totally gushing over rose's cute fit#and ed was like ‘erm that’s not for me to say’ 🙄🙄🙄 i rolled my eyes so hard Lmao ok ed#rose i know you're reading this we loved all of your outfits beautiful lady!!!#taskmaster s9
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After almost two years of planning, I finally went to my first Creation Con. And what a joy it was. #ChiCon 2024 was incredible, not only for the onstage twirling of Jared across Jensen's shoulder's, (which I did see and will never forget), but for all of my obsessive planning paying off in the best way possible. Thanks to eBay, Red Bubble, and one dedicated woman at Wayward Plaids, I was prepared to go to the con dressed as Sam. With my jelly bracelets, the purple dog t-shirt, the iconic blue and gray striped shirt, and the brown Puma's (which fit me and I did indeed wear). As I walked up for the first picture, which was J2 with Baby, I went completely non-verbal, which was slightly problematic as I needed to at least be able to say hello to them. But one of the fellow con goers had suggested I take the shoe off and have it in my hand, which I did. And Jared, being the incredible human that he is, gave me the biggest smile, took the shoe from me, and remarked that it was the real one. All I could do was smile and nod as words were completely gone. He then commented on both shirts, and as I had apparently forgotten pictures needed to be taken, he turned me around so that I was facing the camera. It was then that I remembered what I had also forgotten to do, and turned to give a huge smile to Jensen, who smiled back, said hi, and I am quite certain I melted a little. They pulled me in for a double one-sided hug, and Chris took the picture. Which turned out better than I had hoped it might. Standing between J2, wearing one shoe, and having one socked foot on display.
The next day, I had the J2 inside photo op, and as I was a little less terrified, I actually managed a few words, or more specifically, a request. I walked up to Jensen and asked if I could please have a double squish hug. The man smiled at me and said, "Sure thing, darlin'." In his amazing soft Texas drawl, and I ended up getting my second amazing photo of the con. While I never would have known without getting the digital copies of the pictures that feature the uncropped versions, I was ever so glad that I had spent the extra ten bucks. Because I was given this incredible gift...
His foot, up on the toes, just tickles me. Plus, the actual squish hug was amazing! Last but not least, was the photo that I had planned everything around. My version of Sam meeting Jared and getting a hug. It was the third time that he had seen me, and I might have stood out a little. I walked up, grinning like a loon, and asked for a hug, please. He said, "I love your outfit, darlin'", and then pulled me in.
For me, this was an amazing highlight. For Jared to have actually seen me. For him to have noticed all that I had done and all the effort I had put forth, it gave me such joy. And while I may never go to another con, the memories from this one will keep me smiling for years to come.
#chicon24#chicon 2024#jared padalecki#jensen ackles#jared found my shoe#brown puma's#jelly bracelets#purple dog t-shirt#blue and gray striped shirt#sam winchester#spn#supernatural#i had so much fun it should probably be illegal#jared gives the best hugs#jensen's hug are pretty damn amazing also#thanks for the memories#princess toe#they called me darlin'#an absolutely amazing gift#photo ops#spnchi#chicon#spnchi 2024
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