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Omfg he fell in love with the princess
It’s so over 😭😭😭
#slay the princess#stp princess#stp protagonist#voice of the smitten#art#digital art#fanart#stp fanart#slay the princess fanart#it’s joever#we’re all doomed#absolutely cooked#im 😭😭😭😭😭#sketch art#game#my art#procreate#voice of the smitten x the princess#smitten x the princess#stp voice of the smitten
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#IM CRYINF#absolutely cooked#Deep fried#simmered#bungo stray dogs#bsd#Dazai Osamu#Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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HOLY SHIT LISTENING TO THE UNDERTALE SOUNDTRACK WHILE DOING CLASS WORK IS AN ASTRONOMICAL FEELING ‼️‼️
CHAT DARE I SAY I COOKED 😫
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when you’re in a duncney writing competition and your opponent is lesbian
#absolutely cooked#sorry i have not posted i’ve been sewing#certified user t4tduncney moment#duncney
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why did i just see a tiktok where someone said that they use chatgpt for basically everything and everyone in the comments was agreeing
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Well. Guys I think I’m cooked
#don’t look at me#if I wanna set myself up for failure that’s on me#😤🤚#tags#suddenly I need a million tats#(not suddenly I’ve been wanting it but now it’s DIFFERENT)#fuck 😫#absolutely cooked#rants n rambles#don’t look at me 🫣
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You totally give Denki -🥀
all this effort to be cool n sexy n mysterious on the internet just to be denkified
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Konjceptually killed this shit Konjy
M-... my wife Barbatos..?
do u think i could call them barbie without being sacrificed?
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“First one to leave has to read the next statement”
It’s been 48 hours
#they’ve been pissing in the sink#none of them can cook#well sasha can make a good omelette but there’s only one carton of eggs#tim’s been drinking the detergent with surprisingly no side effects#they found a dead worm and absolutely shat their pants#jon’s been sitting in the same position for the last 17 hours#martin sings in his sleep#it’s not great#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#magnus pod#tma podcast#jonathan sims#timothy stoker#tim stoker#martin blackwood#sasha james#tma fanart#tma art#the magnus protocol#tmagp
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Paris Hilton came out with a kitchen line for walmart and it’s everything I wanted my kitchen to be as a kid
#i absolutely do NOT need a cheese board#but i want it#i don't care that paris obviously doesn't cook neither do i#it's all about the vibes
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CONSUDER YOURSELF AN OPP!!! (joking in all seriousness you are amazing)
Yep yep todays just another lame Saturday Mel doodle dump day 😀
ANYWAYS I like the Swag doodle and I also did a “what if Bitter got fully infected n stuff” angsty doodle >:)
Truffula Flu is infecting my MINDD
Just SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP—
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I don't see any angry, vengeful Dogday in the ppt community so I'll provide for myself beCAUSE IM STARVING FOR THIS, HE DESERVES TO BE ANGRY-- ahem. Anyway, heres an AU where after there is still fire in Dogdays eyes and him being saved fueled the fire and now he wants to keep fighting.
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#Dogday#smiling critters#poppy playtime au#AU where Dogday absolutely loathes Catnap for what he did And what he did to the others#Dw we'll get catnap later#But for now have an angry dogday that demands justice#hes still nice tho#Im thinking on calling it Second Chance AU but who knows--#There will be a pre-canon part and a post-canon part in this AU#Yall im cooking#Let me cook
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The Kritter (king critter). to me, kritters are like if a borzoi had long hair that covered its eyes like an english sheepdog
wet and sniffling and, like the fritter, wears hats. but this one wears hats as an aggression display rather than as a shelter. WATCH OUT, IT BITES!!!
And, the Euphramsie! a close relative to the mirabun species, and very good at protecting and managing large groups of other critters :D
Plus, bonus arts!!!! what the kritter looks like underneath its hair:
Kritters are about 3-4x as big as other critters. Euphramsies are about 2x as big.
@princemonarchempress
#yeah im still making these aksdjfgsdrydfhsdfh. no i still havent figured out what odile and bonnie should look like yet. theyre cooking atm#@princemonarchempress drew so much kritter art since i sent it in discord... absolute flood of kritters. i hope they share!#isat critters#isat#in stars and time#isat king#isat euphrasie#my art
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Uzi…?
Close-ups under cut + more
Plain render
Red tint
#kk’s art#art#digital artist#digital art#digital illustration#digital drawing#digital painting#murder drones#absolute solver#solver uzi#md#uzi doorman#artist on tumblr#guys I think I may have cooked
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#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier#hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food#hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it#but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day#its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage#httyd#hiccstrid#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd 2#httyd meme#httyd shitpost
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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