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2unapiiano · 11 months ago

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Omfg he fell in love with the princess

It’s so over 😭😭😭

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plebbypebblepleb · 2 months ago

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#IM CRYINF #absolutely cooked #Deep fried #simmered #bungo stray dogs #bsd #Dazai Osamu #Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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frizzbyy · 2 months ago

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HOLY SHIT LISTENING TO THE UNDERTALE SOUNDTRACK WHILE DOING CLASS WORK IS AN ASTRONOMICAL FEELING ‼️‼️

CHAT DARE I SAY I COOKED 😫

#the rizzler #absolutely cooked #undertale my beloved

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t4tduncney · 10 months ago

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when you’re in a duncney writing competition and your opponent is lesbian

#absolutely cooked #sorry i have not posted i’ve been sewing #certified user t4tduncney moment #duncney

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spiral-says · 22 days ago

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I was just chanting your name while I was masturbating, did you hear me?

#I miss you dude #im all the way fucked up #absolutely cooked #hornyposting #work crush #ughhhhhh 😭#personal #i need him

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r3g-p14y3r · 27 days ago

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Hey. Hey yeah the one person who’s ask I answered and told I was gonna draw the weapons for the transformer DCA boys as soon as possible— I have derailed into the Rescue Bots pit I formally apologize for the extreme delay. Expect nothing to get me out of said pit for I have already binged to the start of season 3-

#I AM COOKED #IM COOKED #ABSOLUTELY COOKED #DEAD #DONE FOR #WAITING AN INEVITABLE DEMISE #vi rambles/ponders #I AM SO SORRY GAAAAHHHHH I HAVE BEEN INFESTED #THE HYPERFIXATION HAS COME BACK FULL FORCE AND WONT LEAVE ME ALONE #THERE IS NO SAVING ME

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your-average-gay-dork · 4 months ago

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Well. Guys I think I’m cooked

#don’t look at me #if I wanna set myself up for failure that’s on me #😤🤚#tags #suddenly I need a million tats #(not suddenly I’ve been wanting it but now it’s DIFFERENT)#fuck 😫#absolutely cooked #rants n rambles #don’t look at me 🫣

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rueclfer · 6 months ago

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You totally give Denki -🥀

all this effort to be cool n sexy n mysterious on the internet just to be denkified

#absolutely cooked

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oppsiedoo · 29 days ago

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Cooked. Straight up cooked.

Don’t know what the hell that thing is… either I kick it outta the stratosphere or it eats me alive.

It looks like a one of those creepy living fruits on TikTok… except human.. and pumped full of helium…

@blackido @bear-boi-5 @michealscorneroftheinternet

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

#corpse #absolutely cooked #baby #what the flip

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hell0jon · 9 months ago

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“First one to leave has to read the next statement”

It’s been 48 hours

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themakeupbrush · 2 years ago

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Paris Hilton came out with a kitchen line for walmart and it’s everything I wanted my kitchen to be as a kid

#i absolutely do NOT need a cheese board #but i want it #i don't care that paris obviously doesn't cook neither do i #it's all about the vibes

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joffyworld · 2 months ago

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Konjceptually killed this shit Konjy

M-... my wife Barbatos..?

do u think i could call them barbie without being sacrificed?

#COOKED #ABSOLUTELY COOKED #EATING THIS RN #OMNOMNOMNOM #MMMMMMM #THANKS FOR SHARING KONJEROO

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maiko-coy · 11 months ago

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I don't see any angry, vengeful Dogday in the ppt community so I'll provide for myself beCAUSE IM STARVING FOR THIS, HE DESERVES TO BE ANGRY-- ahem. Anyway, heres an AU where after there is still fire in Dogdays eyes and him being saved fueled the fire and now he wants to keep fighting.

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #Dogday #smiling critters #poppy playtime au #AU where Dogday absolutely loathes Catnap for what he did And what he did to the others #Dw we'll get catnap later #But for now have an angry dogday that demands justice #hes still nice tho #Im thinking on calling it Second Chance AU but who knows--#There will be a pre-canon part and a post-canon part in this AU #Yall im cooking #Let me cook

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tawnysoup · 5 months ago

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The Kritter (king critter). to me, kritters are like if a borzoi had long hair that covered its eyes like an english sheepdog

wet and sniffling and, like the fritter, wears hats. but this one wears hats as an aggression display rather than as a shelter. WATCH OUT, IT BITES!!!

And, the Euphramsie! a close relative to the mirabun species, and very good at protecting and managing large groups of other critters :D