#absolute rabid dog

[hatchet-boy]

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[canisalbus]

So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

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[tehzeldamaster]

man said fuck the government and we all cheered💀

[ahli-stuff]

I didn't want to make the reblog chain any longer but I just wanted to say I actually don't consider Fyodor's attachment to Dazai as one sided because of this statement from Asagiri: "There are rare moments when Dazai shows his very “human” side. That is when he talks to another superhuman who is on the same level with him. The other is when he talks about his old friend who has passed." But like you mentioned, they're on opposite sides so they're totally doomed hehe. Some fyozai fans like to create AUs where Dazai convinces Fyodor to embrace goodness, but I like thinking about the reverse where Fyodor convinces Dazai to embrace evilness. 😈Imagine how terrifying that would be to have the both of them as antagonists? Nobody would be able to stop them.

AH, hello rblogger! It’s funny that you said you didn’t want to make the reblog chain longer, because I was making a another separate post in my drafts for that exact same reason. This is the current tag of that post:

And that quote! I’ve never seen it before, that’s so interesting! It recontextualizes what I previously thought about about Dazai’s feelings towards Fyodor. Funny how a certain redhead isn’t included in the people Dazai shows his “human side” to, isn’t it? (I’m sorry skk shippers please don’t kill me.)

To me, it seems that there are two faces to Dazai’s “human” side. There is the part of him that good be traditionally considered “good” and the part of him that could be traditionally considered “evil.” A paraphrased version of a quote I almost remember by heart, is when Oda tells Dazai: “if it makes no difference to you whether you kill or save people in this world, be on the side that saves people.”

In the context of the quote you mentioned and the one I just did, Fyodor represents “kill” and Oda represents “save,” the two ends of the spectrum of what kind of “human” Dazai could be.

With this information, I would consider fyozai’s dynamic requited, but I also think… that’s only if Oda’s character ceases to exist.

I firmly believe that in every universe that Oda and Dazai exist, Dazai chooses Oda. Above Fyodor, above Chuuya, above Atsushi, above the armed detective agency, above the entire world—Dazai will screw up the lives of everybody as long as he can save Oda.

This is evidenced in the Beast universe: a world where Dazai does exactly that.

It could then be plausibly believed that Fyodor and Dazai have a chance at being ride-or-die partners in crime in an alternate universe where Dazai exists and Oda doesn’t—but I highly doubt that. Dazai and Oda’s fates are so intertwined across universes that in every universe where Dazai lives, Oda dies. The opposite is also true; in the only universe that Oda lives, Dazai dies.

Out of billions of universes, the only one where Oda lives, Dazai must die. I argue this shows the sheer extent to which Dazai and Oda’s fate are intertwined, and because they are intertwined, Oda is a central part of Dazai’s character development in every universe.

Of course Dazai being friends with Fyodor and Dazai being friends with Oda aren’t mutually exclusive things, but any kind of relationship Dazai would willingly entertain with Fyodor would always be colored by Oda’s influence, if you know what I mean?

It’s like… having a very memorable ex, even though I don’t ship Odazai.

It is my of my opinion, canonically, that Oda is the only person with the capacity to significantly change Dazai. That is what I mean by Fyodor and Dazai’s dynamic being unrequited—it could be requited, Fyodor understands Dazai, so he could theoretically change him, but it will never be to the degree that Oda changes Dazai. I believe Dazai will always put Oda’s words above everyone else’s, and I believe Oda exists in every universe Dazai exists in.

[frostgnawdraws]

Some doodles of hearthians bc my brother forcibly installed outer wilds on my laptop and now I have brain worms. This is my first time attempting to draw them so I'm still kind of figuring out their facial structure lol

[bloodtwin]

𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 。。。

             latest grave robbed: unprompted interactions 。

@silvertiefling   ⸻  ❝ *gives her red lingerie* ❞

             ❝ Is 。。。 Izzat for me ？❞ He mumbles, face burning hot. His cheeks are almost the same color as the lingerie. ❝  Like- Like for me to wear ？❞

Puck is not modest. He's fairly certain, had it been any other day, he would have accepted the gift without hesitation. But lately there's been something on his mind.  

             ❝ Is this because you called me a COUGAR the other day ？❞

[toudencestyay]

Dungeon meshi fandom: I can excuse beastiality but I draw the line at incest

Me: you can excuse beastiality?

For legal reasons. There's nothing wrong with beastiality in a fictional context and it does fit thematically into dungeon meshi. I'm not immune to a little monster fucking myself but this is just calling out the hypocrisy of the fandom.

[thegroovyskull]

wanted 2 make fanart

@small-goth-clifford @diamond-in-the-rough-au

RAGH!

[fighting-naturalist]

“We’re going for a little ride tomorrow! Doesn’t that sound like fun?”

Michael Shanks as Victor in Burn Notice 2.06 “Bad Blood”

[avid-adoxography]

Best of the Mattel CEO from Barbie (2023)

part 1 | part 2

[cannibal-king-brat]

GOD you wanna fuck me so bad it’s pathetic fucking embarrassing ridiculous even

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Hi, I was just rereading today, and I still think it's hilarious how Tsumiki handles Megumi’s divine dogs😭😂

Nanami, highly experienced grade one sorcerer: *appropriately assessing the risks of shikigami in a highly aggressive attack mode whose sorcerer is not coherent enough to order them down properly, trying to find a solution that prevents injury without necessitating the destruction of the shikigami*

Tsumiki, has a decade of being secretly smug that her brother’s shikigami love her best under her belt, ready to bank it all on the fact that her brother’s dogs are Good Boys: nanami would you move your ass

[the-whispers-of-death]

criminal!stone with reader being the mafia boss...

Criminal!Stone has been under your wing for years now, roughly fifteen years. He has made a name for himself, earning him respect and fear. He kills almost everyone he encounters, his teeth bared and his hands bloodied. But everyone knows he's your right hand.

Many have tried to turn him against you, either it were cops who wanted to turn him into a double agent in order to cripple your organization from the inside or if it were other criminal bosses who wanted his strength for themselves. But he never wavered from you. He killed the mafia bosses who tried to steer him away from you, implanted fake evidence that the cops who tried to turn him were corrupt and got them fired.

You hold the metaphorical leash attached to the metaphorical collar around his neck and he'd do anything for you. He's the one holding the gun and you're the one who aims and pulls the trigger. Whoever you want dead, is dead. He's here to serve and you know it.

[frostwork]

Was no one gonna tell me that Kafka has special dialogue when you add her to a party with Blade in it? I just got hit with that last night and I’m still thinking about it today.

[thewoolyworm]

Book of Bill has re-lit my deep-seated, long-dormant passion for fiddauthor oml

His marriage is falling apart. He didn't even remember to bring her a gift when he flew home for christmas. Meanwhile he's painstakingly knitting his colleague six fingered gloves so his hands don't get cold. He could have stopped there, BUT NO he also makes him a personalized snowglobe depicting his lab, saves him from fucking krampus and then builds snowmen with him jUST FUCK ME UP—CHEW ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT AND FUCKING STEP ON ME AAAAAUUUUGH

[bloodtwin]

𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠  。 。 。

             latest grave robbed: Recommend romantic candidates for my muse and see their reaction!

@silvertiefling ⸻ ❝ Romantic Recs? Katya... Katya... hm... and also... Katya! ❞

             HARD   ROLL   OF   HIS   EYES   .   ( &, oh, is that a pout on his lips ？Is that the hint of a pout ？) 

             ❝ It'd be kind of weird to date someone that sees me as a brother. Pass. ❞