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singularqueergoblinpls · 2 months ago
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here's a flattering picture of my roommate garb
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send-me-a-puffalope · 11 months ago
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born to add another vanessa wip to the pile, forced to do physics hw for 10 hours
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fur-focused · 1 year ago
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Best of Both Worlds.
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A gift for @brazenby. Stay sexy and sassy.
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jockpoetry · 7 months ago
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gigisriley · 3 months ago
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more diamond than rough chapter 10 in progress after all these years,,,,,,
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porcelainvino · 1 year ago
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better!glee chapter 7
the one where zizes joins
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bohope-chic · 2 years ago
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You KNOW Alfred prince of Firene ™ would say Absofruitly
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richardxoliverxmayhew · 8 months ago
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his favourite genre of fiction / novels are eiiiither romance or fantasy?
Make assumptions about My Muse and they’ll tell you if it’s true or false: ACCEPTING
II @ourpretender
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"Oooh, good guess! Don't get me wrong, I certainly don't mind a well-written fiction, or even romance, from time to time, however those aren't my favourite genres. Honestly, since I could remember, my favourite has always been a good thriller or mystery, especially a good detective novel. Tha's pro'ly why for the longest time I always dreamed of bein' a detective, as funny as tha' sounds."
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mezmer · 9 months ago
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Sooo divorce
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qss-i-9 · 3 months ago
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how to find more horny/sexual danger signs. that's the shit right there
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horse-shit · 3 months ago
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there should be a version of 'i dont fuck in cadillacs' for cybertrucks. been having this thought since more have {apparently} been popping up in my area and thats the only song coming to mind
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f444keitflowers · 2 years ago
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lesbians who are told they look straight You will Always be Famous💗
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send-me-a-puffalope · 1 year ago
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me when i get attached to doomed characters, knowing that Vanessa will likely eventually don her own fursuit and there’s nothing I can do about it
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pey-up · 1 year ago
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I'M WORKING ON IT.
Hello fan-fiction writer,
In front of you is a computer with Microsoft Word open on it. Next to it is a blunt hand saw.
You must finish one chapter of your current work within the next hour, or else you must saw off your own le-
Oh wow. Just went straight for it, huh.
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jockpoetry · 2 years ago
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watching this show like i have never begged anyone to just have an affair like this before in my life.
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toadbelly · 2 years ago
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pictures that make you sad and insane
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