#about to get like 10x more mad seriously

[bidilfs]

it’s so so so hard to restrain myself from being some “well actually” dickhead on like 90% of animal posts on the internet. nobody knows the animal in that viral post died a few days later. the thing that everyone was cooing over was probably what killed it.

positing animals as objectively “better” than others or gleefully poking fun at “useless” ones shows a fundamental misunderstanding of evolution and harms your ability to understand ecosystems and conservation. so does getting offended on the behalf of an animal being called “primitive” and protesting it by taking a human-level “everyone is equal” approach to evolution.

there’s a variety of different flavors of people approaching science from an emotionally skewed perspective, usually with at least a dash of anthropomorphism and they all suck

[obituarybug]

Hate when I read an AU fanfiction and it's like. This is just your OC you just added a character's name to it

[costelloschoice]

Mizu x Cowgirl! reader headcanons -Mizu x fem!reader -hi so I totally don't have a self insert that is a cowgirl and want to share my ideas about this LMAO -but seriously, I love this idea and idc if a cowboy wouldn't be here during this time period. We're here to have fun -comments and reblogs are appreciated :](pls I love readin comments and interacting with yall)

Sfw:

Okay so....wow

You are a completely different life form to Mizu

Your clothes? Crazy.

Your cowgirl hat will be the first thing she would notice, cause what type of that???

Leather pants with chaps on top

damn bro? who dressed you?

Your accent is also strange, why do you talk like that?

Ofc she will see you as a threat at first cause who are you and where did you even come from...plus that revolver in your side holster ain't helping

But once you proved yourself to her you don't mean harm, you're allowed to hang- you would score more brownie points with her

Mizu would def be intrigued by your backstory and why you're here in Japan

Late night talks by the fire

Even sneaking off to show her star gazing and small stories to share about the stars

Play guitar? Show off to her

Sing her songs and little bops you've learned or made on your own

Would die if you wrote one about her

You tame horses like it's nothing and its impressive to her

impressed more in you can ride without a saddle

Your lasso?

See wants to see you use it

has some thoughts of you tying up your enemies while fighting...

Once you guys develop a romantic relationship, she'll be excited but nervous

Excited cause you're great and accept her, but you guys are from two different cultures and lives

Will it work out?

Ofc it will...cause I say so

Will try on your cowgirl hat and do finger guns, even do impressions on you

Hasn't smiled this much in so long, it's like you casted a spell of some sort

Let her ride your horse with her

You have a fun side but also your serious side

Impressed when she sees you FINALLY use a sword like she taught your

speaking of that

she will force you to let her train you to sword fight instead of always relying on that damn revolver

She is impressed you can fight, but just not sword fight

Will hug and praise you in private about it later

"You should've seen yourself...You did so well, so beautiful wielding the sword,"

Will be willing to try your culture's food, even if she doesn't like it, she will appreciate it

When you get mad, and your accent gets thicker...sorry she can't keep up with what you're saying

But!!!

She loves to see you defend her, even if you're really outspoken

Specially with Taigen? Yeah, even though she can fight her own battles

Her favorite line? When you yelled at Akemi for crying too loud during the tea house situation

"Stop cryin' before I give you somethin' to cry about, girl.."

idk she loved see a spoiled girl being put in her place

but she knows you mean well

You were different but a good difference in her life <3

Nsfw:

going back to that damn lasso

wants you to tie her up, she's seen you do it and trusts you fully

would want to learn from you, for sexual and non-sexual reasons

LOVES to ride your strap

and yes

you make her follow the "hat rule"

hates it

but in the moment, she doesn't care too much, and will wear it

when you ride her? You wearin' it

now she sees why you love it

Your accent with dirty talk? Makes her weak in the knees

especially when your whisper in her ear

Your soft yet rough nature makes the sex life 10x better to her

You tell her something one night as a joke

"Save a horse, ride a cowgirl"

and she did

and loved it cause you made sure the ride was rough and wild

making love after star gazing? Yes pls

By the fire? Mhmm

Your soft voice with after care as well? Makes her so giddy and helps put her to sleep fast <3

[nightfall-kachiniko]

AOT girls (+hange) react to you saying you hate them ‧₊˚✩彡

aot girls angst // mikasa, annie, pieck, hange, hitch, sasha

tw// description of depression, toxic behaviors, eating habits, unhealthy coping. ִ ࣪𖤐

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ mikasa

- she’d look so devastated. Like you’d literally see the light in her eyes fade. It would be like her whole world just crashed down on her, barley any oxygen left to breathe. And whatever the argument was about would go straight out the window. Just, you just said it. That’s all that would matter. Is that you told her that you hated her.

- it’d seem like she was being dramatic about it but she was serious, mikasa doesn’t take that stuff lightly. She would find everything she does harder now. I don’t even think she’d have the mental strength to train anymore. What’s the point in training if you hate her? Whats the point of even existing if you hate her? She’d just keep thinking about the look on your face when you said it to her, just repeating the whole thing in her mind for what seemed like forever. It would really break her.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ annie

- “YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO!” she’d say. Annie projects her saddens through anger, so she’d have a violent emotional reaction. Maybe throw something (not at you ofc) but she’d get really mad. Then she’d go up to her room and just sob. Just cry like she’s never cried before. She’d be irritable next days. Snapping quickly, more antisocial, that kind of stuff.

- Her behavior would change. I feel like she’d take it out a lot on her training. She’d probably cry herself to sleep just thinking about what happened.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ pieck

- she refuses to believe it. But there’s still that thought in the back of her head. ‘What if you did mean it?’ She wouldn’t know what to do. Even though you said those words. Even though the hate was in ur tone. There’s just.. no way you’d actually mean it.. do you?

- she’d go blank space in meetings. Commander Magath would have to snap her back into it sometimes just because of how fogged her head would’ve gotten. She’d blow up your phone trying to get confirmation. Just, she just needs to know. Please just tell her did you mean it?

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ hange

- she’d laugh in your face. Hange wouldn’t take you seriously. I mean how could you hate her?! Hah no way. It wouldn’t bother her that much until she’d stop getting your calls. Stop getting your messages. Until her heart would drop at the ‘blocked’ message she’d get.

- theyd think of everything they could’ve possibly did wrong. They wouldn’t even be able to focus on their work. Being the commander would feel 10x more stressful. God even sleeping would be stressful to them. Her bubbly personality would just fade as the days past. Even Levi noticed it and probably tried to talk with you even at hanges protest.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ hitch

- Kind of like Annie, but hitch is Can be hella toxic. She’d tell you that she’s glad you hate her because she was getting bored of being with you. She’d tell you how you’re just another problem in her life. She wouldn’t mean it though, but then again, she said it. You said it too.

- i feel like she’d act hard and try to one up you. Like impulsively getting with a new person and making out with them in front of you 😭. But inside she just wants you back.

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ sasha

- would question what she did. Like she’d be so confused and hurt and try to get an answer out of you but eventually would get exhausted of begging. Is it something she did wrong? Is she the problem?

- canon that when she’s stressed/ distressed she doesn’t eat that much, but I feel like Sasha would either binge eat as comfort or just barley eat at all. She’d just feel so guilty to be able to do anything but think about what she did wrong. And hell she doesn’t even know what she did wrong.

[voltussy]

Playing among us

Gojo Satoru

the troll

A fucking menace

Always white obviously

Likes to annoy everybody

Makes emergency meetings when the game starts just started to say “hi”

Everybody just pretty much agrees to ignore his body if he dies in the game

Never does his tasks

Fucks around (goofy way)

Has made sukuna rage quit so many times

Is the type to kill u when ur doing the downloading task or a long task and just fucking kills u when ur *ALMOST* done.

Sees imposter kill somebody and after imposter leaves, he runs in circles as if he is dancing on the body. Basically like “L bozo imagine getting killed, cant relate 🤣🤣”

10x worse as imposter

Hes so annoying that everyone is starting to think about ejecting him out when the game starts

Megumi Fushiguro

The detective and big brain of the group

Uses Dark blue or Black

Smart and a hassle to handle when ur imposter

Literally overthinks every possible scenarios and always goes into the safest spot to do tasks or just sit around after doing tasks

Takes the game too seriously that everyone is getting concerned for him

If u dont get rid of him immediately he will get u outta the space ship after 1-2 emergency meetings

Always somehow gets medbay scan task or any task that shows innocence

10x smarter as imposter, always have a plan b for plan b.

Naturally wins most games

Yuuji Itadori

Clueless but gets imposter 90% of the time

Bro only kills people that did a single bad thing in amongus, or kills ppl who got imposter and killed everybody last round and avenges everybody even though nobody asked

Always pink, nobara strangles him for it

Sometimes purposely rat their imposter friend out and acts innocent out of pure boredom like “how do u vent like sukuna?” Then everybody votes the person he framed

Sometimes a troll

On rare occasions where he becomes crewmate, he is always the 2nd person to die in the game

Nobara Kugisaki

Rarely gets to use the color pink and when she doesnt get pink, she chooses the brown one and adds bear ears to look cute, and adds more accessories to look fashionable

Girlboss model

Canonically good in video games but gets annoyed easily, 2nd detective except with anger issues

When imposter, she mostly kills Itadori because she didnt get the color she wanted. #pettyasf

Sometimes when she is VERY pissed at itadori and kills him, 50 percent of the time she bursts out laughing while itadori is like “fuck u bitch” and gets voted out of the space ship

Curses regularly when playing among us especially when doing the card swipe task like “come on u fucking useless card swiper, FUCK YO- oh, there”

Extra:

Ryomen Sukuna

Rage quitter

Ironically gets crewmate 90% of the time

Also pink

Bullies itadori when he dies but gets mad when somebody points out he also died

Curses regularly #2

Also a troll but mostly rage quitter

Almost broke itadori’s phone when doing swiping card task

Is the body that gojo dances around when he dies and would strangle gojo if he had the chance to

Annoys megumi and tries to distract him because he just can

Kento Nanami

“Doesnt play” because he thinks its childish + gojo & sukuna is there (still plays it)

Always yellow with the sunglasses and suit. (yes he bought it for fashion)

Detective number 2

Better than nobara but at the same time not

When he dies and gojo also dies coincidentally. Gojo spams cringe jokes and spams penis to annoy nanami and just for fun

Sukuna verbally bullies nanami for dying but nanami is more annoyed than pissed.

Overthinker number 2

Takes game seriously (unironically and ironically)

When imposter, he kills gojo and megumi. Gojo because hes a menace and an annoying piece of shit & an asshole. Megumi because hes smart.

Says he doesnt care about winning but ironically takes the game seriously (secretly likes winning)

this was fun to write

Last updated

24th February,2023

[m1ckeyb3rry]

NOO I LOVED IT SM!!! I’m fr sick a sucker for this trope I love how it’s kept like the essence of the tension in the relationship but still distinguishes itself from fwtkac!! I’m never getting over the childhood friends addition though it’s just so ugh >>>>> I think that really helped spice up the dynamic too to keep it diff!! And I MISS MY WIFE KARASU SHDGS so real what a sappy loser I love him

Bro is so whipped he’s spilling his heart out to her the minute he gets the chance to talk to her LMAOOO

LMFAO I’m not gonna lie that “I WAS SIX” line hit me like I was fully like team y/n then he says that and I’m like oh yeah wait huh he kinda has a point

Also I LOVE HOW YOU WROTE HIS MEDIOCRITY COMPLEX!!! It reminds me of the light novel scene where Hiori is like you’re amazing and flawless but karasus like nah bro I gotta juggle school life friends etc which now it’s clear he said that because of how hard he works to not be mediocre (Lowk the puzzle pieces are coming together now that we see him interacting with Nagi a bit too) but I cannot lie the effortless genius plus the hardworking achiever will always have a special place in my heart… like part of him admires the natural born geniuses but another part of him feels conflicted and envies them for the way they’re so extraordinary…goodbye

Karasu is SO bf material i swear every post i see doing the flags trend shoves him into red flag and im here sitting like did we read the same series..?

HIS FIVE FANS Karasu nation we will grow trust….here stanning both Karasu and Mira in Mira we trust!!! I seriously don’t know if I would’ve made it to s2 if I hadn’t found your blog like

LMAOOO they were so foul but so funny but omg Lowk scared about what’s gonna happen to yuta but im hoping for a miracle

Baya having a side hustle so true…

THE KARASU CAT SHSHSHSHSH SO TRUE but also THE SIAMESE CAT ugh so real this is kinda unrelated but this fic reminded me how much I want to know more details about Karasu’s family and home background like please give us more crumbs epinagi

Anyways I ate that up so fast I cannot wait to see what you write next

-Karasu anon

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MY FAV DYNAMIC FR omg i love it sm i will insert it into literally any fic possible (although i haven’t written it for a longer project in a hot sec 😭💔). i think it really does magnify any dynamic 10x — like angst, fluff, romance, etc all becomes more intense when it’s childhood friends involved (which is why a certain someone’s request for a childhood friend’s fic w otoya has me pumped asf HEHE once i finish up my event stuff i’ll probably work on that next)

I MISS MY WIFE KARASU SO REAL SO TRUE imagine he’s in bllk like emo asf and otoya is like yo what’s wrong…and he’s like “i miss my girlfriend 😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔” and he’s so dramatic abt it that otoya thinks she’s dead?? so he’s like damn sorry 4 ur loss but then he sees her during the break and thinks she’s a ghost or smth LMAOAOA

NO FR like okay y/n you have a point you ate you did in fact gag him a bit i fear…but also bro was six why are you still mad to this DAY!! like i said they both had points and it really was more of a miscommunication thing because in the end both of them just wanted to be friends again but were too stubborn to speak up about it

i actually think freaky friday y/n is quite similar to nagi just to a much lesser extent (because she. yk. has friends and parental figures and whatnot) so i do think that karasu envies her as much as he did nagi/other prodigies — however he’s simultaneously so in love that he doesn’t care because he’s too busy being awed by her that he could never truly hate her yk…like he wants to be someone on her level but not necessarily her?? idk. i think you could also delve into how y/n admires his work ethic and attentiveness and wishes she was as relatable and likable as him because the envy kinda goes both ways w them!!

WHENEVER I SEE KARASU BEING PUT AS A RED FLAG I SCREAMMMM BRO HE IS NOT!! he, yuki, barou, hiori, nanase, and MAYBE isagi are like the only green flags in the entire bllk program the rest are varying shades of yellow to red tbh 😭 barou and karasu might be rude on the field but they both are like canonically respectful to women they would be GOOD BFS leave my men tf alone 😰 karasu literally still remembers his first crush don’t lump him in w otoya and aiku just because he’s a sarcastic black haired baddie 😕

HAHA omg yay i’m glad you found me 💖 karasu nation will multiply as SOON as he scores on rin and shidou’s team LMAOAO i know for a fact so many people will convert to tabieitaism just because they’re shown to be so cool during the third selection (going to take so many screenshots of karasu being all “😒 so immature 😒” @ shidou vs rin) i can feel it in my bones…but we have BEEN here hehe putting in the work fr

I JUST NEED TO SEE KARASU’S SISTER 🙏🏻 and yesss cat owner karasu agenda needs to spread he’s such a kitty cat coded man LMAO (so is hiori but in the opposite way somehow). actually on the subject i also need to see otoya’s siblings…and mayhaps a baby nagi panel or two…so many things that epinagi needs to deliver to me w a swiftness

YAYY thank you sm i will hopefully have some more stuff out soon!! the next few requests i have to do aren’t bllk-related unfortunately but after that i have two hiori requests left from my event and then i get to yours!! plus hopefully more hollyhock and maybe even a peregrine comeback…dare i say…don’t get your hopes up but also i miss nagi UGHHHH

[ghost-of-the-machine]

honestly dreading my birthday cuz how are they gonna fuck it up for me this year?

i dont think ive had a single birthday i didnt cry on. they use it as like an excuse to go do things which sure! if we wanna go do things thats fine, but.. they dont even let me pick where we go, this year is one of the only times ive been like. i said hey maybe we could go here sometime and we're actually going. i hope its okay, im not excited cuz my moms bringing her husband and they. should be divorced already but whatever i just?

my birthday last year fucking sucked. they took me out to like. minigolf which was alright! i do like minigolf and not to brag but i was pretty good at it... but there were too many people, it made me really anxious and then the one time i tried to like. snap myself out of it and try n enjoy my time, i made a joke to my sibling (like a clear joke too i just said i was gonna kill em, i say shit like that all the time and they do as well) and they decided for the first time ever to take it seriously and get mad at me for it so it ruined my mood and i was just waiting to leave

i think the worst part? we went to panera bread cuz i like the breadbowls, and. look, there have been very few times in my life where i dissociate so hard im seeing myself from above but.. being surrounded by family in that building and having not a single one near me or talking to me? having them all talk to eachother and leaving me alone there in the middle? it hurt, it hurt a lot. it made me realize they dont actually care about me, this is their birthday basically. everyones birthday but mine

i wrote myself a little like. bday fic with kelvin before my bday last year but. after the actual day i abandoned it completely, the whole thing was ruined for me. it sucked

we're going to the aquarium for my birthday, so hopefully ill have a good time. im scared though, itll be ruined for me im sure. my mom will call my dom, but she'll misgender me, my grandma will deadname me blatantly, etc. i. i wish i could take myself out on my birthday instead, maybe.. i wish i could spend it with my friends. anytime ive gone out with my friends, ive had the best day ever. im never deadnamed, never misgendered cuz i act totally different, im 10x more confident and i carry myself with certainty, people recognize me as a man from BEHIND, even if my face is covered they recognize it (which is something thats important to me, ive always been afraid my eyes are like. too feminine or something)

my family wouldnt like that, but. i deserve to be happy on my birthday, right? i dont even CARE about it that much, like genuinely thats how it is i dont give a shit about the day i was born cuz its never been fun for me. i want to experience it just one time, one time with my friends instead? i dont care what we do, we can do whatever THEY want genuinely, just like we always do. id have such a great time no matter what

it just sucks, im bracing for it. i hope they bring my niece and focus on her the whole entire time like i GENUINELY would prefer that so much, like omg yes look at the 5 year old having her first aquarium trip yippiee!!! and ill go fuck off and enjoy the fish somewhere else

[ocean-anchored]

Dear future self.. August 29, 23

I swear I'll actually write more than just the shit I put up with from Zack. This just isn't working anymore & as much as I hate to admit or want it to work out, I know it's not going to. How did things escalate once again to you creating this bigger issue than it was. I have to carefully plan out my communication, plan out my words before I say them or you take them literally & you don't let me correct myself & you jump from 0-100 in seconds. I want glad to have finally talked to you because I didn't get to talk to you for most of the whole day & then you barley had 2 minutes with me before you hung up & said you'd call me when you checked in which turned into after an hour (when I find out you were in the parking lot of the hotel so that's great) that you were going out to eat & would call me "ASAP" which apparently meant another 2 hours, so yes I was glad to have gotten more than 3 minutes with you on the phone before bed but how quickly do you snap & turn your ears off of listening. How many times have I said that I don't appreciate when you call me grumpy? Especially when I'm not in the mood to take that joke which you should know by now. It's like you do it on purpose or to start shit. So yes when you make a comment that you acknowledge how you should show appreciation to me a bit more, yes I agreed with you. But how cut throat to jump on my back when I try to communicate & express MY needs in this relationship. Because everything is about you. I'm constantly adjusting MY life to fit for you & being away, I'm constantly trying to tell you how much I appreciate you & love you & asking how I can change my communication so that it doesn't start a fight with you. But the second that I try to express what I need, even after I've said it MORE THAN ONCE in this relationship, shame on me. Shame on me to even think for a second that I should be asking for anything from you because you're so exhausted & you work 10x harder, shame on me to ask YOU for more. How dare I think that I'm worthy of asking for what I need from you. How fucking pathetic. Never in any relationship have I ever been so disrespected & put down when trying to communicate my wants or needs. If that's not the number one biggest fucking redest flag there is than I don't know what is. But the fact that after this many times of me saying how I would appreciate if you would acknowledge and show you cared a bit more inbetween the constant joking around sometimes to the point where I've asked you to stop, how fucking dare I ask that of you. It's stupid. I don't need this. I don't fucking need a partner that won't fucking listen to me & then use my words against me. You fucking sit there & have told me in the past that you would "never use your words against you" & that you're always here to listen blah blah blah but when it comes time to listen you fucking don't. You make it about you & you twist my words when I say something wrong or am too literal & you blow up. I'm sorry but fuck you. I'm SORRY for trying to communicate my needs. I'm sorry for trying to express what I need to feel secure in this damn fucked up relationship. Fuck me for thinking I could. I'm not taking responsibility for this dumb fucking fight because this was not me, this was you getting mad at me that I brought up that I wanted more of some sort of appreciation in this relationship & fuck you for blowing it up & basically telling me that I'm in the wrong. I can't even be mad. I can't even cry because I'm so fucking stupid to think that anything would change. Stupid to fucking think that this type of relationship would work. Like seriously, good fucking luck finding another fucking girl friend that sits in the house 24/7, has no friends, doesn't go out, doesn't talk to anyone but you & waits like a fucking dog till you get home to just bow down to whatever you fucking want. Screw that. If you can't fucking respect me & literally even care enough to know what I need & want in this relationship than there's nothing there. This is never going to work out.

[resmarted]

just in case i haven’t made myself clear enough here is a list of things i would rather go back to than sammi sthweetheart~* on my beloved tv:

- my childhood spent in hospital beds

- my abusive alcoholic father

- getting jumped by all the boys in my grade at once until i couldn’t breathe

- eating lunch alone in the bathroom

- my dog dying

- hurricane katrina

- sleeping on the streets in the snow

- staying in a homeless shelter

- my several dozen suicide attempts

- almost dying in the hospital a couple of months ago and having my face further disfigured from trying to get a violent infection under control

- having all my teeth taken out only to be told jk we can’t actually fix this with dental implants as initially promised and just being left w no teeth

- being mistreated by nurses and doctors my whole life

- being thrown out by society in general

- the people i babysat for who used their kids as tools to emotionally manipulate me into doing what they wanted and bleeding the life from me

- the friends who dumped me when i no longer financially benefited them / gave them money / was overly generous to them anymore as well as those who stay hellbent on squeezing more out of me whether financially emotionally spiritually whatever gives them source of life i’m guessing because they died in the 1800’s

- the hailey bieber’s and buffalo bills of my life that talk mad shit about me while simultaneously doing eerie things to copy my every move including hacking into my accounts to take note on every text dm keystroke data in real time so they can conveniently show up to my location or simply to imitate each and every mannerism and style and breathing technique i’m assuming to eventually wear my skin as a sweater without a hitch idfk but you know who you are so hi was this the attention you were hoping to get bc here it is please stop breaking all of my vpn servers and changing shit i type in real time just to fuck with me you psychos 👋

- all the girls who used me for street cred and clout at the cost of my emotional well-being because it was a fun quirky thing for me to be madly in love with them and made them more interesting for other people to be around

- the only man i ever dared to trust who ended up cheating on me relentlessly and took no accountability for it (surprise surprise, girl with a violent father who can’t trust men picks the most insidious of scumbags to allow past the emotional barbed wire only to build it back 10x stronger and keep everyone at bay forever etc)

- having the cancerous tumor reappear and nearly destroy my brain and take my life again

would gladly go back to all of these things if it meant keeping the one goddam morsel of joy in this world. would even take a million more shots of nikki yawning and rolling her eyes since she’s basically a black sammi like why do we need 2. this was meant to sound funnier originally but i forgot about all the trauma til i made a lil listicle. but seriously WAY more upset about sammi returning than literally all those things i’m not jk

[mariaiscrafting]

tommy got covid I guess. I’m not suprised since he has been travelling all around England with various people. Hope no one else in the group got it though.

sigh

as much as I love the irl content lately and as much as the vlogs have helped me when I'm anxious/depressed, I really fucking wished CCs would stop being incredibly irresponsible rn. like, usually, esp during karl traveling era, I'm mostly against CCs travelling and broadcasting it publicly bc they set a very bad precedent for their audience to follow, akin to the effect la influencers had last summer. but it's so much fucking worse when someone actually gets covid, christ. like, do y'all realize this isn't a game, or some thought experiment, or a matter of moral supremacy/virtue signaling? no matter how invulnerable you might believe yourself to believe, that's not how the reality of this virus works.

you can take measures to lower the probability of contagion, but that's all you're doing- not guaranteeing the possibility is non-existent. if you wear a mask everywhere you go, you're lowering the probability. if you get tested before hanging w/people and they get tested, get vaccinated, hang out outside/socially distanced, etc., that's all you're doing- lowering probability. and on the flip side are the variables that will heighten the probability- every single person you see increases the probability, even fractionally; every person you hug or take a picture with; every person you talk to without a mask. you're just playing with probabilities, and responsible citizens should be doing everything in their power to lower that probability to an acceptable risk. if that means not hugging and taking pictures with fans you don't know are vaccinated or not, not pulling your mask down your nose when interacting with randos, not seeing over 50 people within the span of a few days, not eating in restaurants and in indoors facilities without a mask; well, that means you have to be fucking responsible.

anyways, i love tommy /parasocial, i love the vlogging gang, but jfc does their behavior lately and that of everyone in the uk and the us rn frustrate me to no end. stop being a blockhead, for fuck's sake. i'm begging y'all to stop doing this shit just bc you "feel" that it's fine now. stop travelling recklessly, stop eating inside, stop going to crowded indoors events, stop meeting with multiple households of unvaccinated people, stop being reckless because you're not just playing with your own life; you're playing with the lives of every single person you have interacted with since contracting covid.

tommy has seen so many fucking people lately, he's traveled around and exposed who knows how many randos for his vlogs, fans, etc. i can only pray he didn't get anyone else sick, hospitalized, or god forbid, dead.

[you-are-constance]

reblog my art you cowards

[vrisrezis]

Can I request your favorite v3 and dr1 characters with a reader that is like mikan please? :D

Love stuff like this !! I had a lot of fun so these are very very long lmao! Feel free to rq more stuff like this (ex s/o that’s like ibuki, etc) I love this stuff smmm it’s fun!!

Dr1:

Mondo is so goddamn protective like holy shit. With an s/o he’s normally protective but if you’re like mikan holy shit 10x worse, to the max. The day you met, he thought you were scared of him due to his reputation. He just thought you were maybe a bit more timid than most and he felt bad when he told you his name and you asked him if you were allowed to remember it. “H-hey.. of course you can remember my name..” The first time he greeted you good morning you were shocked, and again he thought it was because of his reputation, though it still strikes him as odd. “W-what did I do? Why are you so damn surprised?” “I-I’m sorry! I just didn’t expect you to greet me back!” However he would eventually realize something was very wrong when you thought he was mad at you, and offered to take off your clothes to make him happy. “I-I’m sorry for making you u-upset! Should I take off m-my c-clothes?!” “W-what!! No!!? Don’t do that!!” He knows how he can be, especially around somebody he likes, but Jesus man that should never be a solution to make somebody no longer mad at you. Ever since he became so much more protective, but would be sure to tell you calmly (for once?) that you shouldn’t give yourself up so casually like that. “Listen, I don’t know why the hell you did that but for the love of Christ, don’t do that for anyone else. Your body shouldn’t be thrown away that easily unless it’s something you want.” Whenever you tell him stories about the bullying you received growing up, it makes his blood boil. The more the two of you talk, the more he realizes that you’re just shocked anyone would talk to you, greet you in the morning, etc. but he’s glad when you finally start getting more comfortable and opening up. When you mention how grateful you are for him, because he’s the only one that forgave you for your existence he feels horrible. “Hey, enough with the forgiving bullshit. I like your existence dammit.” He’s quick to shut down any negative talk about yourself, and tells you not to apologize over shit you shouldn’t apologize for. “Quit apologizing, I told you it was fine.” “I-I’m sorry! I-I mean!” “Heh, it’s whatever” When it comes to your … tripping .. he’s quick to either cover you up or help you up, with a big blush on his face. “You just fell babe, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it.” + defends you against anyone that’s mean towards you, yells at them so loud and scary bro nobody is fuckin with you. “Quit your babbling, nobody can understand you.” “I-I’m sorry! P-please forgive me!!” “HEY DOUCHE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO S/O?!” you worry for him a lot, but he has to constantly tell you he’s a tough guy and he doesn’t need you crying over every little cut he gets. He tries not to get too on your ass about it, since you immediately start to feel bad.

Ishimaru is noticeably a lot more gentle and soft around you? He yelled at you for being late for the first time, but you immediately apologized and started to cry and beg for his forgiveness, offering to take off your clothes, or sound like a pig. “I-I’m so sorry! Please forgive me! I c-can take off my clothes o-or.. imitate a pig! O-or-” “N-no!! w-where’s all of this coming from! Don’t do any of those things!” He of course rejected this idea! But for somebody he thought was just timid and shy, he was getting more worried about your well-being and didn’t want you to get hurt in the long run. “S/o! You should not offer your body just like that! You can get seriously hurt and taken advantage of!” He started paying more attention to you, greeting you specifically, every morning. He felt his heart shatter when you were genuinely surprised by him greeting you. “S/o?! Is something the matter?!” “I-I’m sorry! I-it’s just that.. it’s the first time a-anyones ever greeted me back!” However, as time went on and the two of you got closer he’d get used to your behavior and he’d be more pleased the more you got used to him treating you with human decency. He feels horrible that you went through so much harassment and abuse growing up. He still had to remind you to have some self respect for yourself though. When you mention that nobody other than him forgave you for your existence, and that you’re grateful for him he feels horrible! You seem to always find a new way for him to feel bad for you. “Hey! I love that you exist! If other people aren’t happy for your existence that’s too bad for them! You’re amazing!” He is constantly telling you how good you are as well, he doesn’t want you to talk negatively about yourself at all. Whenever you trip his entire face goes red but he’s very quick about covering you up and yelling at everyone else to look away. “I-I’m sorry!! I-I didn’t mean to make you see me like t-that! P-please forgive me!!” “It’s okay s/o! You just tripped! You didn’t mean to!!” And he will always defend you against anyone that’s mean to you, but people usually back off since they don’t want a lecture and detention for life. “Take back what you said to s/o and accept your due punishment!” he appreciates when you worry for him, if he were to ever get hurt. He is the same with you.

Sakura is extremely protective, as you may guess. She is naturally protective of people she deems needing protection, but it grows the closer you become. She pitied you, and often observed how you interacted with those around her. It’s easy for you to grow more comfortable, but it took time. She had overheard you offering to take off your clothes for another individual because they were angry, and it upset her, wondering how this was a conclusion you came to whenever somebody was upset with you. She would stop it right there, and excuse the both of you. “My dear, please don’t offer yourself so easily. Your body is something to be treasured, and shouldn’t be given up so quickly.” she would feel awful about finding out everything that happened to you, the torture and abuse you dealt with. She would not only feel somehow more protective but she would want to deal with said bullies/abusers. When you mention how grateful you are for her forgiving her existence, or when you thank you for treating you like a decent human being, she is quick to shut it down. “I do not tolerate your existence my love, I love your existence, I live for your existence. I want to give you the world and more.” She does not let you apologize for things you shouldn’t apologize for. “Do not apologize. You’re safe around me.” She is also quick to catch you whenever you fall, so no incidents will happen with her around. And nobody has the balls to be mean to you, especially in front of Sakura. But everyone has to learn their lesson, I suppose! And she will show them what for. However if you insist on no violence she will threaten. “You say anything like that to them again, and I will make sure you cannot use your limbs anymore.” she also takes note of how you worry for not only her but others when they get hurt, she loves seeing your rare stern side. She finds it cute :3

Toko can be a bit… much.. at times. She definitely made fun of you at first, but she eventually started to get annoyed when you just took it and did nothing of it other than whine and cry, in her own words. She eventually started to see herself in you, and tried not to target you so much. She in fact saw it as an opportunity to befriend you, since god knows you don’t have any friends either. Perhaps you can bond off of that. When she overhears you offering to take off your clothes for her cause she was angry, she’s quick to say “h-hey! Don’t do that s-so suddenly! Don’t take off your clothes just cause you p-pissed me off! Take them off cause you l-like me! Or a-something normal like that!” She’d listen intently to the horrible life you were dealt, and she’d open up about her life as well. She kinda figured you had a bad life as well, she just didn’t know how bad it was. It hurt knowing how much you had gone through. When you start to thank her for things like saying good morning, or thanking her for forgiving your existence she’s very quick to yell at you to shut the hell up. “W-would you stop! I don’t hate your e-existence or anything okay! S-so cut it out!” “Q-quit thanking me for stupid shit” and when you apologize for things you shouldn’t, “quit apologizing for stupid shit” most people couldn’t be bothered to be mean to you due to your relationship with toko, she can be quite the earful when it comes to people bothering you. But people must learn the hard way. “S-shut the hell up! What do you know a-anyway! You’re s-so ugly! I-I bet t-that’s why you gang up on a/o!” She at times gets annoyed by you worrying for her but in the end she appreciates it since it shows you care for her, in fact she actually fangirls about it. “W-would you stop worrying about me! I-I’m f-fine!! I-it is sweet though… y-you’re so thoughtful and c-caring..” cue her being a weirdo. She gets embarrassed whenever you trip, so she lets you get up but yells at anyone for looking at you in such a vulnerable state. “I-it’s fine s/o.. don’t be e-embarrassed”

Drv3:

Rantaro feels protective of you almost automatically, it’s at first glance and he feels like he needs to protect you. Like it’s a natural instinct of his, and at first he’s not sure why, but as he talks to you he quickly understands it. The first time he had spoken to you, it was honestly to ask for your name to get to know you, he automatically wanted to form a close relationship with you. He’d quickly know you as a rather timid individual and he’d go out his way to greet you every day, talk to you about things and hoped he could form a close bond. His heart broke upon seeing how shocked you were by him interacting with you. He knew you probably didn’t have people talk to you much, maybe that’s why you’re so shy?? But he’d learn there was much more to you, how you’d offer to take off your clothes when somebody was angry. He’d be quick to shut that down though. “Hey, s/o. You shouldn’t offer yourself all Willy nilly like that, yknow? Your body is a treasure, it shouldn’t be shown just like that.” he sympathizes with you, when you tell him about the bullying you received he tries to discretely ask you their names. You clearly appreciate how nice he is to you, thanking him for talking to you and forgiving your existence but he tries his best to brush it off. “Hey, I like having you around babe. You’re great.” He often wonders if his protectiveness of you comes from the guilt of being a shitty older brother. Maybe that’s why he tries to be kind to a sweetheart like you. Aside from loving you of course. He’s chill, but when it comes to you feeling bad about yourself and apologizing for things you shouldn’t, or being picked on, he’s kinda snappy, but he’d never snap at you. “Hey, don’t apologize for that. It’s okay.” “Don’t say that to s/o ever again. You will regret it yknow.” However he finds that rare stern side of yours when others are hurt really sweet and cute, it shows how kind you are. He’s quick to help you up when you fall in rather suggestive positions, and he tries to move on with his day. “Hey it’s okay, you just fell. No worries.”

Kaede is a friendly person, she tries to interact with everyone. However she is quick to notice your surprise at her interacting with you at all, which makes her notice you rather quickly. You were so happy whenever she greeted you in the morning or asked to spend some time with you, she thought it was cute how happy you got, but it made her feel bad that nobody hung out with you before. “A-ahhh?!” “W-what’s wrong?!” “I-it’s just! N-nobody’s ever wanted to spend time with m-me before! Are you being p-punished for something?” she definitely starts to hang out a lot more often with you, and is happy the more comfortable you grow around her, enough to tell her the bullies you’ve dealt with and the torture you had to deal with your whole life. She’s convinced you’re a perfect Angel that could do no wrong. When you offer your body up to people, given what you told her, she knows why. It only angers her more. “Hey! You don’t have to do all that for anyone just to make them happy! Do it because it makes you happy! Yknow?!” she tries to brush off you thanking her for talking to you, and forgiving your awful existence. “Hey.. your existence isn’t awful. I like talking to you and I like you!” She’s always reassuring you you’re fine, like when you apologize or when you trip in suggestive situations, she’s quick to help you up and is a bit embarrassed but that’s all. “Hey it’s okay! Don’t cry! You just fell! No biggie, right?” She’s very defensive when it comes to you, so even though she’s kind towards others she will not let people talk badly to you. “Knock it off right now! S/o didn’t do anything wrong!” she adores when you take care of others, she thinks it’s sweet. It’s a rare side of you.

Miu has probably made fun of you a bit, to be fair. When she sees an easy target she takes it, plain and simple. She thought, you’re totally the kinda person bullies love to pick on, this should be funny! She constantly made gross pervy comments, but she never actually went through with wanting to see you naked. She honestly thought you only offered her that because of her vulgar attitude, but when she heard you offer it to others, she knew something was wrong with you. She started to feel.. bad. So she’d talk to you more, and slowly over time became less of a bully and a genuine friend. “Hey!! Would you stop offerin to take off your fuckin clothes already! Do you want a dick in you that bad?!” she has her own ways of trying to make you have more self respect, even if it’s only a little. She’s happy you trust her, when you tell her about the bullying you dealt with. She has a hard time trusting others herself, but she finds you’re easy to trust due to how you are. She’s totally showing those bullies what for one day, that’s what she tells you. “Your amazing genius girlfriend will deal with those nasty bitches one day! Doncha worry! Hah-ha-ha!” when you apologize for things, when you thank her for actually learning to forgive you for your pathetic existence she gets annoyed. “Jeez would ya quit with that shit! Stop apologizin!” but she’s honestly quite shy about her feelings for you, with a blush she tells you “I-it’s not like I just tolerate you… it’s more than that…” she used to laugh when you’d trip and land in certain positions, she honestly thought you did it for the attention. Nowadays she helps you up, with a little blush, she still tries to laugh it off though. “If ya wanted to fuck so damn badly you didn’t have to trip all lewdly! Ya coulda just fuckin asked me! Ha!” She’s quick to defend you as well, your girlfriend does her best! “Fuck off flat chest! Go sit in the corner and play with yourself! You’re just jealous s/o is packing more than you!” She acts annoyed when you worry for her, she has a tendency to get hurt when investing. “I’m fucking fine! Stop worryin about me!” but she does secretly enjoy you worrying and the only time she sees you so stern, she likes it!

Gonta tries to befriend everyone, including you. He would wonder why you were so shocked he was even talking to you, so you often had to clarify it was because not many people went out their way to actually talk to you. Gonta tried to understand that, and he felt.. well.. bad! You seem very nice! Why wouldn’t people talk to you? Because of this he makes a constant effort to talk to you in hopes it’ll make you be less shocked when he talks to you, and puts you in good spirits. He’s glad when you feel more comfortable around him and open up to him as well, he feels horrible you had to go through so many awful things! How could people be so cruel to you?! He’ll never understand it. When you offer to take off your clothes, he’s quick to tell you not to. Not only is this flustering him but that doesn’t solve anything in his mind, he’s a little too innocent to understand. “Gonta not understand how this would make miu feel better. Gonta think that showing off your body like this is not good. Gonta not smart, but gonta understand that much.” Whenever you apologize for things you definitely shouldn’t apologize for, he feels terrible. “Gonta is sorry for making you apologize!” he enjoys talking to you, so when he hears you thank him for doing so, and forgiving you for your existence he feels troubled. “Gonta like talking to you. But gonta not sure what gonta is forgiving s/o for.” He’ll eventually understand what you mean, but would insist he isn’t forgiving anything? You have good existence, what’s there to forgive? He also always catches you before you trip, so no lewd positions happen on his watch, not that he’d know that kinda thing would happen though. Probably for the best. It’s rare to see gonta so upset and angry, but he absolutely will be when it comes to people being mean to you. Given how he is he doesn’t always notice but when it’s blatant he is quick to jump in and say “that not nice! Be nice to s/o! They did nothing wrong!” gonta always comments on how kind you are, how nice it is to see you care for the injured and how worried you get!

Kokichi thought you’d be an easy target for his teasing, at the end of the day though he found that you getting upset like that was not preferable. It wasn’t fun to tease somebody who didn’t defend themselves at all and didn’t even get angry with him. So he stopped bothering so much. Eventually though, he grew to care for you more upon hearing you offering to take off your clothes for somebody because they were angry, he was quick to jump in and distract both you and said person, and make them angry at him instead. He’d tell you, “hey dork! You really are asking for trouble, offerin your body like that. What’s your deal?” he does make the effort to get to know you a little more and befriend you in his own roundabout way, but he learns to not tease you so much since he doesn’t get anywhere doing that with you. It’s fine though, he doesn’t mind it much. He does wonder, and asks you why, you’re so surprised everytime he comes to talk to you. “I-it’s just that.. n-nobody talks to m-me. A-and I figured I was t-too boring for somebody l-like you anyways.. d-don’t get me wrong though! I-I’m very happy you w-want to talk to me! P-please dont change your mind!” he definitely felt bad about that, you seemed lonely. He could relate to that. It felt easy, trusting you. You were kind and.. easy to trust. It scared him, actually. Anytime he wanted to push you away he felt bad about it, knowing that not many others would talk to you and take an interest the way he has. When he disturbances himself and you apologize, he just tells you it’s nothing. “S/oooooo! We talked about this! Don’t apologize for dumb things, kay?” but eventually he gives in, and allows closeness with you. When he hears you say how grateful you are he talks to you, how he forgave you for your terrible existence, it sealed the deal for him. You trust him implicitly despite how he is, the least he can do is do the same for you, the timid sweetheart he’s come to know. He doesn’t know how to tell you he doesn’t tolerate your existence though. Or forgive you or whatever. “There’s nothing to forgive you for hun! Jeez, what are you even on about?!” when you trip, there’s not much he can do other than distract the others, by fake crying and being obnoxious until you get back up. He doesn’t comment on it or mention it, he wouldn’t tease you for that. He also deals with anyone that’s mean to you accordingly, he finds these people extremely pathetic and he has no tolerance for them so he vocally roasts them. “Maybe you bother somebody as cute as s/o cause your jealous, maybe? I mean I don’t see any other reason why a trashy pigfucker like you would even bother with them.” You’ll also find he really loves that stern side of you, it’s a rare side and it’s shows you’re being stern because you care for the injured. He purposefully gets himself hurt just to see you worried, because it’s sweet. “D’aww! Doting all over little ol’ me! You’re so sweet hunnn!”

Keebo goes out his way to talk to you, since you seem easy to talk to. At first glance, but he finds conversations with you to be rather difficult at first, however he quickly learns what gets you talking and what interests you the most. Whenever you feel bad about rambling he’s quick to tell you “it’s fine, I’m the one that asked. Do not worry about upsetting me, you were just talking about something you were interested in.” this robot isn’t off put by your personality, but he does wonder why you’re so timid. He comes to the conclusion you may have been abused, only after you offer to take off your clothes for somebody you potentially upset. He would be quick to get you out of that situation. “S/o! Please do not offer yourself so easily! Your body is something to be treasured, not given up like it’s nothing!” he at this point suspected you were bullied, and you’d confirm his suspicions in detail. It saddened him to hear all that you had to say about what those bullies had done to you. But he wanted you to know that didn’t have to be your life anymore now that he’s around. He tries his best to read you, whenever you apologize for something that isn’t something he hears many people apologize for he genuinely wonders if people have gotten mad at you for minor things like that. “You don’t need to apologize for that, it’s fine. Do not worry.” and boy does he get sad when you thank him for talking to you and forgiving you for your existence. He’ll tell you to the end of time that you matter to him if he has to. Your clumsiness worries him though, what if you die or something?! He never says it out loud, but because of this he’s always making sure no incidents happened. It happened a couple times before he started being more aware and making sure you didn’t trip, but at the same it didn’t happen he thought he was going to overheat. You’ll find he often tries to defend you if anyones terrible to you, “hey! Leave s/o alone! They did nothing wrong!” And probably proceeds to threaten to take a voice recording of them at some point. Kiibo likes your more stern side, it to him shows you have some confidence in what you’re doing, for once. You know what you’re doing, he hopes to see that side from you more.

[dehydration-stati0n]

Hi! How are you? Would it be okay if I request a platonic headcanon where Zoro, Marco, and Sanji (separately, you also don't have to do all three if you don't want to! Wasn't sure if you had a character limit) reaction to them overhearing the reader and the readers s/o fighting and the readers s/o slaps the reader? Thank you in advance!

Zoro, Marco, and Sanji when your S/O hits you during an argument

Hope you enjoy this anon! Sorry about confusing you with the character limit, I usually don't mind how many characters you request as long as it's not a ridiculous amount :)

Rules Word Count: 0.7k Spoilers: None

Zoro

He doesn't pay any attention to you both when you start arguing

He finds it slightly annoying since he's probably trying to take a nap

You guys decided to start fighting right in the middle of the deck

everyone else on the crew had left to get supplies for the next island, leaving you three alone

Zoro's in between you two the second he hears you get hit

He doesn't say anything to you s/o, just glares at them with one hand on his swords

He and you are pretty close so you can bet he's pissed

He thought of cutting their hand off, and if you weren't standing right there, he probably would've

He isn't all too good at comforting people so all you're really gonna get is an awkward pat on the back and questionable advice

He'll sit with you for as long as you need though

If you break up with them, he'll threaten them

full on like "I'll kill you"

He takes his friend's well-being seriously, and if this really seemed to put you off, then he'd be more than willing to go the extra mile

If you stay together then he'll just be REALLY passive aggressive

Might trip them randomly, but if it didn't seem to affect you too much, he'll leave it be

ridiculously petty about it all so be ready for that

Marco

Starts eavesdropping the second he hears you two arguing

I imagine him to be such a sucker for drama

He feels like he's gotta play the 'older brother' role with you as well, so technically he's obligated to stick around to make sure everything's alright

The second your s/o hits you, he's in the middle of you both restraining their arms

pretty easily at that, Marco is absolutely overpowering them

He might accidentally burn their wrists depending on how mad he is

he's pretty calm, so I don't imagine it would be too bad of a burn, but it'd be enough to get the point across

Snitches to Whitebeard

Marco makes sure you're good once the heat of the moment kinda dies out

If you stay with them, he probably asks how you're doing almost every day to make sure you're not getting abused

He'll be a little less petty than Zoro but still very passive towards them

If he ever hears they hit you again, you're s/o is getting kicked off the ship

If you break up, then Whitebeard's kicking him off

Or they'll kick themselves off by how cold Marco acts towards them

Sanji

He's in the middle of it before they hit you

He's already trying to deescalate the fight before it can reach that stage

But when he turns his back for a second and they hit you, bro will start beating them

absolutely knocks your s/o out

Although, if your s/o is a girl he'll push her back a little, stopping her from getting anywhere close to you

when he sees you shaking on the ground in shock and in tears he stops what he's doing and immediately kneels down beside you

he'll gently guide you to the kitchen, where he'll lock the door to prevent your s/o from getting in and make you some sort of tea

Like one of those teas meant for relaxing

comforts you

He'll get a blanket and ask if you're ok

He's probably apologizing for letting his guard down and letting them hit you

If you stay with them, he'll constantly start fights

like the fights, he starts with Zoro but 10x worse

If your s/o is a girl he'll act a little stand-offish

He isn't flirting or being overly nice, just polite

Either gender I could see him "accidentally" making food they don't like

If you break up with them he's making sure they feel like shit

How dare they hit you? someone so close to him?

He's acting the same as before if your s/o is a girl, with side comments here and there about the incident

would internally feel so relieved if/when they leave

[kittytheartist]

Hi there!

Do you have ideas for Beta TeruKane??

hi Anon! ^w^

i presume you mean like the pilots? oh boyyy yes this is so fun!

so beta!Akane we got was in one of AidaIro's short stories for a competition, and in a Oneshot. beta!Teru is something we never got, only mentioned, but I could imagine what my boy Teru was like...

I'll try and keep this brief so we can get to Beta TeruKane...

Beta!Akane seemed a lot more either emotional or smirky.

Beta!Akane already seems more laid back and smiley then the now one, more open with classmates and friends.

he even stops here when he's noticed, I don't think canon Akane would stop like this, and say his hand slipped tbh

we've seen Akane go for the kill before, with the after school with Satou and Yokoo, but he isn't like this so yk

and he reacts to things differently then canon would

ALSO HE SUPER GAY!!! like this man isn't hiding anything...

Akane here after seeing a photoshop of Hatori being well....

his first reaction is "woah..." AND ISN'T APPOSED HE'S JUST IN AWE??????

his first reaction to why Aoi fell in love with Yamabuki is well....just him being him, Akane never questioned "why" she did, although he DID call Yamabuki names but well....

he said he wouldn't have minded being friends with him and that he enjoyed his company, he even stopped to hear Yamabuki out in the first place.

not to mention he wants to talk about Hatori, and how she feels about him and what she likes, tbh sounds like you're gay for the council president again Akane....

and Teru was only mentioned ONCE in the pilot and that was by Kou...

he's studying and seems plans for more in his future then our current Teru. and clearly isn't as "on top" of everything and seems more on average-ish intellect and is actually taking time to study. and he like canon asked Kou to help with the seven mysteries case, but it's not as much as a problem as in current but Teru trusted Kou more in pilot then how he is in the manga, and I can see why, Kou is a lot better and more set on his morals in the pilot...

but I can imagine beta!Teru took the happy go lucky he was on the date and 10x that, he'd be happier like how Akane seems more genuinely nice, but murderous.

but we all saw how Kou acted and seems like how he was raised. so Teru would be a BIT more uplifting when he exercises supernaturals, but if anything he'd have a blank expression contrary to Kou's expression before the roof broke beneath him. clearly the Minamoto's in pilot don't waste time, so I'm not so sure Teru's tactic Kou explained in the young exercist arc would be as present in the pilot.

basically I think he'd be like this 24/7

and his school persona, wouldn't be as fake, he'd be more

MORE THIS YK????BUT MORE HAPPY SMILE INTIMIDATING SAYING DISTURBING SHIT???

okay so we have middle school Akane + Teru getting good sleep

I think TeruKane hating each other would be more low-key, when I say that I mean they'd be more undertone. not in an indirect way, but when Akane was like this

this would be more how Akane would act tbh, and Teru would be more like how he was in the after school chapter (chapter six) or when he issued the challenge in chapter 59.

they'd be either happy go lucky "I hate your fucking guts^^" or straight faced "are you seriously trying me right now?"

Akane might get crazy looking at times (unlike canon) like when he talked about Aoi-Chan except he's mad Teru keeps interrupting his council work. Teru on the other hand ignores his antics and continues his work, but nonchalantly just making his life harder and acting like he didn't do anything wrong, and is curious on why he feels that way.

like canon they still mutually trust each other but Teru gives that smile he gave in chapter 29 when Nene leaves the council room.

Akane as much as in canon is quick to admit Teru is VERY attractive beta!Akane is more open about it, he's just gayer okay???? Akane can actually see why the school has fallen for him but will still says he's a shrewd bastard and that the school SHOULDN'T fall for him. and Beta!Akane would just give that plastered blank face we got pilot Akane wearing a lot.

Teru when he's talking about how unpleasant Akane is he'd give his sigh closed eye face I put in the images of Teru earlier.

beta TeruKane is kinda scary but also very fun ówò it can be hard to imagine some of the scenarios in canon with beta and deciding whether they'd do the same or react the same or what would be different but I LOVE canon sm idk how I could change my beloved TeruKane😭

okay I'm done ehe~ I hope this was good for you Anon~! I really enjoyed this ask tbh and was very excited about it...

[moon-spirit-yue]

One of my fave headcanons is that when the girls get their period Raya is just an unchecked ball of rage and Namaari gets like a 10x more horny. I also think their periods sync up so it’s a complete disaster:

Sisu, opening Raya’s door: hey girl! Guess what we’re doing today?!

Raya, groaning: Sisu, I mean this in the nicest and most respectful way possible, if I have to go out today I’ll actually die. I just started my period so my company is not the best I won’t lie

Sisu, paling: oh, yeah okay. You just uh, whither away for now alright? You should get up at some point though

Raya, snorting: yeah we’ll see about that

Sisu, quietly leaving the room: shit, better tell the others

Tong, strolling by: Sisu! Is Raya going to be ready soon?

Sisu, shaking her head: she just started her time of the month, it’s not happening today

Tong, eyes widening in fear: are you serious?! Raya’s week of hell is today too?!

Sisu, furrowing her brows: what do you mean- oh. Oh no. Namaari’s on hers too?!

Tong, nodding: yes! That’s why she’s not with me right now! We were just about to tell you!

Sisu, running back to Raya’s room: we need to keep them separated at all costs! Let’s just make sure Raya stays in her room- *checks the room* aaaaaaand she’s gone. Damn it

Tong, sighing tiredly and pointing down the hall: something tells me they’re down there

Sisu, running down the hall: maybe it’s not too late!

Raya, throwing an axe at Namaari: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAY STUPID?!

Namaari, dodging that axe with a smirk on her face: what?! I think us going to the hot springs alone would be very soothing!

Raya, eye twitching: SURE! WHILE WE’RE THERE I CAN DROWN YOU!

Namaari, walking closer to Raya: if you want your hands all over my body you can just tell me, dep la. I’d never argue with you about something like that

Raya, stomping her foot in pure anger: ILL SMITE YOU WHERE YOU STAND! *resorts to pelting Namaari with sharp rocks*

Sisu, picking Raya up and dragging her away: ah! Bad Raya! No murder!

Raya, huffing: but it’s what she deserves!

Tong, sighing tiredly: you need to stop riling her up when she’s like this

Namaari, shrugging: what? She’s cute when she’s mad. Did you see that little vicious nose scrunch? I find her and her death threats charming

Tong, burying his face in his hands: I’m too old for this-

[shotorozu]

hello! i love ur writings <3

wanted to request a hc of todoroki, deku, and bakugou and their reactions to the tiktok trend where those two girls are laughing and ppl put their friends/family members in the camera thinking it’s their friend or something 💀 (here’s a link to one of the videos https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe6oFVx5/ )

once again, love ur work and hopefully i did this request correctly 😩🙏🏽

s/o’s friends laugh at them

character(s) : bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk’s not specific

headcanon type : crack, fluff (x reader)

note(s) : i always say that i’m going to upload more, since i haven’t in a day but i’m going to keep my promises this time. and maybe after my content dump, that’s when i’ll fix my masterlists

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bakugou katsuki

this prank was very risky just like the other pranks you’ve pulled on him but that doesn’t stop you at all

you decided to do this prank after seeing it on the fyp— and also because of the prank’s simplicity since all you needed to do was download the tiktok

you called katsuki over when he finishes working out, and it all seems innocent “katsuki! come over here.”

katsuki, irritated— as he had just finished his exercise, he marches over to where you’re seated “what now, dumbass?”

“i want you to meet my friends!” katsuki only raises a brow, because he’s PRETTY sure that he’s met all of your friends

“now??” he sighs, “i thought i met all of your stupid friends.”

“not all of them,” you grin “c’mon please, katsuki?” and it’s over when your eyes twinkle, and he can only sigh— sitting next to you

“okay, let me meet them” he asks, and you pull up with your phone (that’s now filming, and with the video playing) and show him your ‘friends’

“this is katsuki! my boyfriend,” you introduce him to your ‘friends’

and he’s SO offended when your friends burst into laughter, “WHAT THE HELL’S SO FUNNY, EXTRAS??”

man was really about to explode your phone into pieces— and i’m serious about that part 🧎‍♂️ his hands were creating mini sparks out of anger

you had to coax him that it was just a prank, and they weren’t actually your friends

katsuki’s just 😐 “what did i expect from you?”

promise him that the video won’t go viral, and it won’t be seen by thousands and thousands of people.

you were wrong, and the video AND the audio ended up going viral. and katsuki had to hear his voice on tiktok for WEEKS.

“YOU TOLD ME IT WOULDN’T GO VIRAL DUMBASS” he fumes, red irises zeroing in on you.

“WELL SORRY— I DONT CONTROL THE ALGORITHM, but at least you’re famous!”

“fuck off,” he doesn’t mean that. but he just needs to learn how to not fall for your shit again, despite being really whipped for you

midoriya izuku

you’d feel bad because izuku’s ALWAYS at the receiving end of your pranks 💀

similar to bakugou, you decided to prank him because of the simplicity of the prank— and he wouldn’t get TOO offended by the prank’s nature, right? wrong 💀

izuku swings the door open, a couple of snacks held in his arms, “hey Y/N! i brought some snacks— what did you need me for?”

“oh, i want you to meet my cousins!”

he immediately goes red, setting down the snacks he brought to your room “your c-cousins? oh no no no, Y/N why didn’t you tell me? i could’ve showered before hand— i could’ve fixed my face and wore something different—”

poor izuku. he’s gesturing to his post workout state, since he was in such a hurry to get to your room with snacks.

but you brush his concern off “don’t worry, izuku! it’s through call. they won’t be able to smell you anyway.”

he calms down, and this when you decide to start the tiktok. “i’m going to call them,” he only nods, quickly hurrying over to your side— to meet your ‘cousins’

“say hi, izuku!” he nervously smiles, showing his face to the camera and waving his hand— totally oblivious of the intentions

he’s stammering on the introduction, and that’s when the rather hysterical laughing starts

he blinks, the feeling of defeat courses through his entire body— the green haired boy immediately moves away from the view

why exactly is izuku genuinely sad from your ‘cousins’ laughing at him? well,, it was always a thing for him to try his very best to be likeable to your relatives

your parent(s)/guardian? they adore him. siblings (if there’s any) they’re also very fond of him. so while you say that they’re your cousins— it still means a lot if he made a good impression

“i,, should’ve changed!” he sulks, the fact that the laugh was quite hysterical didn’t aid the issue, “your cousins will never like me,,”

his mind is put at ease when you tell him it’s a prank— and they’re not actually your cousins. so he doesn’t need to do any redeeming, regardless of the fact that he ‘just met’ them

he sighs in relief, actually glad that it was all just another innocent tiktok prank (that did make his heart race 10x faster)

the video blows up, his distraught reaction being splayed across the fyp, it eventually getting onto twitter— his face being used as an reaction video

“you’re viral, izuku!”

he’s content, despite his distraught reaction being spread across the internet. but he just wishes that your actual cousins don’t see it 💀

todoroki shouto

is most likely aware of your tiktok pranks— but please 💀 this one looked realistic to him, so how was he supposed to tell??

anyways, you decided to do this prank because you wanted to see how he’d react to your ‘family members’ laughing at him. his reactions are golden though

it’s harmless, in a way— it’s mostly a harmless prank. shouto knows how to not take things too seriously, but you just wanted to see his reactions.

“shouto, could you please come over here?” you call for him to sit right next to you, patting his usual spot next to you.

“what is it?” he asks, getting comfortable next to you, kissing your temple— and that’s when you pull out your phone

“i want you to meet my siblings!”

shouto’s puzzled, because one— he always prefers to meet your family members in person, and two— he didn’t know you had siblings (or more siblings)

“we’re not meeting them in person?”

“oh wait! i forgot to mention that they’re working abroad. so we can’t really schedule a meeting in person.”

shouto’s skeptical, but you reassure him further “it’ll be quick!”

the dual haired boy chooses to believe you which was honestly really wrong of him, “alright, i’ll meet them.”

he moves next to you, peaking at the screen “say hi to shouto!”

he was expecting a few things but,, them breaking out into hysterical laughter was just something else

shouto’s so confused 💀✋ someone please help him, it’s like you spoke to him in simlish. that’s what his reaction would be like.

and he’s just thinking things like— why are you guys laughing? is there dirt on my face? i didn’t even say anything funny??

“why are they laughing? love, i didn’t even say anything funny??”

oblivious shouto. he’s not even aware that it’s all just a tiktok prank. but he must say— he’s a little bit disappointed that he already has a bad impression on your ‘siblings’

it’s your turn to laugh, making his thinking at a vague state— shouto’s trying to think of pieces of dialogue he might’ve missed

“it’s a prank, shouto— look,” you replay the tiktok of the girls laughing, and it comes clearly to him now

“oh.” 🧍 honestly, why is he so shocked? it wasn’t the first time you managed to prank him in such a similar nature.

he’s not mad though— rather, shouto’s impressed. “love, i adore you— but i’m not sure on why i got surprised.”

“right? i’d think that you’re used to this but i guess you’re not!” nah, he just believes you a little bit too easily.

but that doesn’t mean he WON’T be suspicious when he actually has to meet your siblings.

“these,, are actually your siblings? no pranks this time, right?” he just wants to make sure. he won’t fall for your potential pranks again!

also, the video does well, the comments being filled with “LMAO HE LOOKED GENUINELY CONFUSED” “shouto todoroki being confused for 20 seconds straight 🤠❓❓”

shouto is very confused on why the girls were just laughing, putting everything aside— he just doesn’t know the context of that tiktok 🧎‍♂️

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