#about the purple wedding btw

[bastardofharrenhal]

me when there r tyrion sansa jaime and davos chapters all in a row with no other boring snoring sloppy povs in between

[i-loved-silly]

May i ask for Married Mud headcanons ?

hi kinda short sorry i have no idea how married people act my parents hate eachother LOL :3 adding everything new I've written to the masterlist <3

MUD X READER | MARRIED HEADCANONS

He proposed by coughing up an old, slightly cracked ring from his throat and holding it out to you with a grin. It might be made of bone, some metal, who knows. So romantic. The little thing wasn’t expensive or GREAT looking by any means, but he found something he thought you would like. It's pretty nice by GD standards

He never wants to sleep in the freezer ever again. I mentioned before that ever since you got together, he started staying over at your place if you have one, or at least sleeping near you. He’d make any excuse to not sleep back there ever again. But now that you’re married? Absolutely not. He’ll want to share a place of your own together.

Also! Your wedding isn’t anything formal (or normal). He’ll try to arrange some small family event that ends up in chaos. He insists on wearing your best outfit (matching btw) from now on he’s introducing you as his spouse and THEN your name.

The wedding was supposed to be a little get together at the shop. Ken was cooking up something begrudgingly, Mel and Breadhead putting up small decorations. Ken is glad old Mud was able to find someone, maybe finally he’ll calm down a little and work a little harder at the shop. If you got to the point where you’re marrying his brother, it means he likes you enough too.

Anyways in the middle of the party it gets raided by some other rivals. The whole place gets stained with purple. Gun shots, explosions, brains out everywhere. Mud seems to fall harder if you fight by his side. Your outfits are ruined but oh well! He likes the purple on you. He’d do a maniac little laugh at the end of it then scoop you up and kiss you. It’s in the most uncomfortable position for you since he’s so slippery and probably bent all weird, but its special in its own way.

Matching rings! He definitely has your name or initials carved on the inside of the ring, never takes it off. He didn’t tell you but his name is carved in yours too :3 if you forget to wear it or take it off for a second he’s immediately interrogating you.

“Hey… so uh, where’s your ring?” As he pulls up your hand to REALLY inspect your fingers. He’ll get all grumbly about it too.

He’s sleazy but he’s committed to you. Lowkey he never thought he’d get close to something like marriage <3

[sombredancer]

Fu Ling and Chong Zhao: all in one. Part 2 of 2

But all good things come to an end, and the evil demon master (who tried to kill Chong Zhao off so many times, LOL) finds out that Chong Zhao is the shell of the Devil deity he wanted to resurrect all this time, so he accomplishes his mission, and resurrected Devil deity occupies Chong Zhao's body.

"The Deity is back, bitches!" I don't like that the former dweller of deity's shell in this drama is another person, not a part of deity's soul, because I'm against reproducing by budding while having genitals it cuts off deity's potential of broadening their mental horizons: while fusing their main soul with the "mortal" part of it, they could learn something that can be experienced only by mortals/humans. Although I find this plot decision strange, both in the main heroes' as well as in Mo Li's cases, I understand that otherwise it would be probably impossible to kill Mo Li the way he was killed: it would requite to study Mo Li's character and to remove focus from the main heroes to Mo Li's inner processes, and the luxury of it is affordable only for the main characters. The mechanics of interactions between Chong Zhao and Mo Li looks like the one of the different parts of the same consciousness, though. So, Mo Li is back. He regains control over his shell, and the first thing he sees when he wakes up is a lover of his "mortal" consciousness, lying unconscious on the floor. If I would be a deity, who absolutely doesn't care about the previous life of his "mortal" part of the soul, I would overstep her unconscious body and go further, but look what did this deity do:

Bridal carry [3], as a deity. He says that he didn't kill her because it would upset his future wife Bai Shuo (the main heroine, Fu Ling's mortal sister), but the truth is, he doesn't give a damn about Bai Shuo's unhappiness, Fu Ling doesn't matter in their "let's marry or I'll destroy the whole planet" thing. So, there is something else.

"He is still here, in the furthest corner of my mind. I know everything he knows". Btw, the Devil deity Mo Li is absolutely adorable (in a devilish way). He has nothing in common with Chong Zhao: he is charismatic in a way, infinitely bored with his unlimited power and full of crazy thoughts: for example, to kill everyone (but dude, why? you are the most powerful creature in the world anyways, no one is a threat to you!) or to have a forced wedding with a girl who doesn't like him (and, moreover, he doesn't like her either! What a crazy man!).

"You? Will kill me?"

The situation is desperate: Fu Ling is imprisoned in Mo Li's palace, her lover is a tiny part of Mo Li's consciousness now, and Mo Li himself is invincible to the killing attempts of mere humans/demons/whoever. Yet Fu Ling stupidly proceeds attacking him:

"Keep trying to kill me, I like it".

"Why wouldn't you kill immortals and humans for me, as you did it previously, when you were Fu Ling?"

It feels so painfully delicious: she knows her lover is gone, but, at the same time, he is somewhere there, inside of this ethereal, inhuman being. And the deity, in his turn, is slightly interested in her, not romantically, but still. If Mo Li and Chong Zhao were two parts of one consciousness, I would say it is the echoing of Mo Li's other self who loved her. Their feelings could be fused. A deity is too ethereal to fall in love with someone (Xing Yue laughs hysterically at this statement), but his mortal part isn't, so, when Chong Zhao would mingle into Mo Li's soul, he would bring this shade of unfamiliar for deities feelings with him, and it would look like this slightly different attitude towards her.

They look at the starry sky [2], Mo Li x Bai Xi version. "This purple moon won't protect any of them".

"Tomorrow it all will be over".

And now it's time for their story to be over. She was attracted to him since they had met each other for the first time as children, and he was touched by her attitude towards him, too. She wanted to keep him safe when they met each other anew, and he wanted to keep her safe, too. And later, as he became the Devil deity, he didn't plan to kill her either (can't say the same about her, but her attempts were hopeless and her goal was to free her lover's body from being possessed by the deity). But it happened that he did kill her. Unintentionally. She has shielded her sister from his spear with her own body and died.

The next scene is the most powerful moment of this drama for me. A heartless deity doesn't even understand at first what happened to him: a little piece of his consciousness takes over the body for a moment, fueled by the power of his grief over his deceased lover, and the deity starts crying:

And it is here where the destiny plays out: if Fu Ling would stay alive, no one could ever defeat Mo Li, because the only weapon that can kill him is the long lost Divine Bow of Xing Yue deity. And this bow is Fu Ling's soul.

This plot twist was so beautiful! It broke my heart, but, at the same time, left me highly in awe. I like it, when the only reason for a villain to get defeated is his own decisions. The unintentional killing of his lover that allowed his enemies to get the only effective weapon against him is truly marvelous plot decision. She could be the person, who would care about him the most, but became his death. Their fates were intertwined long ago, but it was still up to him: was it "destined to love" or "destined to kill" fate, - and he chose the latter.

The Divine Bow in use. To summarize: this story deserved to be the main plot line of some drama, and I see the potential of another ending for it if it would be the main plot line with more screen time for the last character arch. But alas, every main character in China should be bleached till they lose all their moral greyness and complexity, so I should accept my fate and proceed enjoying secondary characters, outliving their deaths, fixing their stories in my Mind Palace and not giving up on hope to see someday a good, heart-wrenching story again. Here is Part 1

[mollymargiela]

New Faze reacting to adapt and reader revealing they’ve been secretly married, after they are caught kissing 🫶🏼

adapt = green

reader = white

ron = blue

jason = orange

max = pink

silky = purple

lacy = red

kimmie is rons gf btw just some context!

warnings: just some swearing

Light

you and adapt had been engaged for a year and a half now. both of you had agreed to keep the news a secret until you were both ready to reveal it to the world and the other faze boys.

he had proposed to you during your vacation to the bahamas. he suggested a picnic on the beach with all your favorite foods and a trail leading to the beach with your favorite flowers. it was an amazing way for him to pop the question.

it had been incredibly challenging to maintain secrecy, to say the least. every time you went out in public with him or visited the faze house whenever he streamed, you had to remove the ring.

at the two year mark you both decided you’d tell them and finally plan the wedding, inviting them all of course.

Today, Thursday 8:34 p.m.

at the face house, you’re sitting on the couch, having a conversation with kimmie. talking about random topics like fashion and video ideas that the boys could do.

adapt and the rest of the boys talking about the next faze house.

they also need to plan the next subathon, brainstorm video ideas, and set up faze shoots.

after a while kimmie had decided to leave, since she was a college student she needed to be up early in the morning for classes.

you said goodbye to her which left you, adapt, ron, jason, silky, lacy and max in the house.

you get up to grab a water bottle. ron, who’s also in the kitchen, is on his phone while heating up his meal prep.

adapt follows you sliding his hands across your waist to get by you, reaching for a drink in the fridge.

ron looks up from his phone, turning around to look at you and adapt. you both fail to notice him looking at first.

adapt giving u the quickest peck on the cheek possible, thinking ron was still standing in front of the microwave, his eyes glued to his phone.

rons mouth falls open laughing at the same time, “what the fuck adapt?”

“oh shit” adapt says putting his hoodie on while trying to hide his face

all you can do it put your face in your hands from embarrassment.

“did u just kiss y/n?!” he shouts, silky overhears, and quickly turns his head towards the kitchen.

“no, no i just whipped my head and it made a sound cue”

“adapt i just fucking saw you with my own two eyes, did u really just do that without her permission?” you immediately back adapt up after hearing what ron said

“no ron its not like that.” you told him reassuring him

silky and jason rise from the couch after hearing what appears to be an argument.

adapt and ron continuing to go back and forth

“whats uh, whats going on why everyone yelling?” jason says laughing a little thinking its drama to instigate on

“bro, adapt just kissed y/n!”

jason and silkys eyes widen in surprise as they look at adapt and you both.

“what the fuck? are you serious?” adapt rolling his eyes at ron after he realizes what he just said

“what?!? adapt kissed y/n?” jasons voice echoes through the house catching max and lacys attention instantly.

you shush jason not wanting everyone in the house to think it was a bigger deal then it already was.

lacy, disbelieving what jason had just said, sprinted to the kitchen, with max also following.

“dude yes” ron responds to jason, “did i just hear jason say that adapt kissed y/n?”

“omgosh..” you mutter under your breath,

“okay, its not like i did it unconsensually.”

they all look at for you confirmation, wondering if he’s telling the truth.

“what are yall talking about?”

“guys please don’t freak out when we tell you this..” they look at you confused

“what do mean freak out?” he says with a smile on his face

“yea, why would we freak out?”

“okay..me and uh- y/n are..” adapt pauses for a second looking at their faces

all of them huddled together, waiting for adapt to finish his sentence.

“areee…??”

adapt looks at you signaling for you to tell them. you pause for a moment before opening your mouth

“we’re engaged!” you say putting your hands in the air hoping to get a reaction out of them

“you’re lying”

“what the fuck?!”

“wait, are u being deadass?”

“yes! its not a fucking joke, i proposed like last year.” confusion plastered all over their faces.

“wait so let me get this straight, you’ve been secretly dating and been engaged for a entire year?!” a shocked looked on his face

“yes, well we dated for like 7 years until he finally proposed!”

“holy shit..”

“congratulations!!” they all yell simultaneously, pulling you guys in a group hug.

they all pull away, immediately asking questions about the wedding.

“wait so who’s gonna be your best man?” max says with a smile on his face

they all start pointing at themselves telling adapt to pick them, all you can do is giggle at them.

“cmon adapt i’d look the best in a suit” he says trying to convince adapt

they all continue to banter with each other, for a solid ten minutes.

the questions just kept piling up.

(not proofread!!)

currently watching ron sleep and decided to finish this lol!

i got like a bunch of requests so please give me time to finish them!

also this kinda sucks sorry :/

[terrortwinunicorn]

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Birthday Surprise

Narrator's POV      

Y/N is busily decorating for Luis's birthday. Schuyler is scooting around the living in her baby walker. The Martinez's new husky mix dog, Snow is watching y/n and hoping she'd drop something so she could play with it. Luis is currently at the gym and Demi is making sure he stays there so y/n could make sure she could get her surprise ready.

"Schuyler,” said y/n as she took her from the walker "We got to get dressed before Papí comes home.”

“Dada!” coos Schuyler who just turned a year at the beginning of the month.

"Yes Dada. Tía Demi is keeping him at the gym as best she can but she's losing the battle. Dada just wants to be with you and Mami,” said y/n tickling the one year old who giggles. Snow followed y/n to Schuyler's room. Y/N smiled as she entered the nursery. A picture from hers and Luis's small intimate wedding ceremony hung on the wall as well as one from a pregnancy photo shoot as well as one of Luis and y/n sepreately holding Schuyler just a few days after she was born plus one of Schuyler with both Luis and y/n and one of Schuyler with Demi and her husband Matthew who were Schuyler's unofficial tia and tio but also her Godparents. Plus one of Luis and y/n just months after they met "You know Skye you're one lucky little girl. Not only do you have Papí and Mami who love you so much but also Abuela y Abuelos, your tías, your tíos, your cousins as well your unofficial tías and tíos. And soon you're going to have your little brother or sister,” whispered y/n "And Papi doesn't even know about that yet.”

Y/N hummed as she placed Schuyler on the change table grabbing the onesie that said 'FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS PAPI. I'M A BIG SISTER' in purple and black letters and a cute little pair of purple with black trim shorts.

Damian's POV  

"Demi why can't I just go home? I want to spend at least half my birthday with my girls,” I said.

"I still need a spotter,” she said as she laid on the bench press.

"And Matt can't come because?” I asked.

"He's busy. Just help. Five more minutes,” she said as she  looked up at me.

"Fine,” I said setting a timer on my phone “Five minutes no more. I want to be home with y/n and Skye.”

“Okay,” she said as she put her hands on the bar of the weights. I stood at the head of the bench press and helped her get the bar off the hooks. She got a few reps in before her phone went off. I grabbed the bar and she sat up before grabbing her phone and she chuckled as she kept it hidden from me making me suspicious “You can go. Y/N said Skye is asking for Dada.”

I smile "Tell her I will be home in fifteen minutes,” I said as I gathered my things.

"You're still giddy over Skye's first word being Dada aren't you?” asked Demi wiping her face with a towel.

"I would be lying if I said no,” I said as I grabbed my duffle bag and hoisted it onto my shoulder "Now if you don't mind I am going to grab a shower before heading home.”

"Go,” said Demi waving her hand.

Y/N's POV

Demi texted me.

He is taking a shower and

he will be home in 15. BTW.

SKYE IS ADORABLE! I

can't wait to see her as big

sister. ❤️❤️

You and me

both Demi. Still can't believe

I'm pregnant again .

Well chica you and

Luis did the mattress

mambo and didn't use

protection. So... 😂

Oh fuck off. 😂

To late for that. 😏

I rolled my eyes as I pet Snow as she sat beside me as Schuyler played in her playpen.

"Dada will be home soon Skye,” I said as I watched an old episode of NCIS on Paramount Plus "I wonder how long it will take him to notice your onesie.”

Snow barks and I smiled. Snow had been my birthday gift from Luis. She was a sweet six and half month old husky mix. The vet thinks it's pomeranian but we weren't sure until the DNA tests came back.

I heard the garage door open and close signaling Luis had arrived home. A few moments later the door from the garage opened and closed.

"Amores de mi vida ¿dónde están?” called Luis. (Loves of my life. Where are you? )

"Living room!” I called.

He entered the living room and Schuyler pulled herself up in the playpen and jumped up and down .

“DADA!! DADA!!!” she screamed and made the grabby hands.

I stood and greeted him first with a kiss and a hug. I smiled as I stepped aside and he picked up Schuyler from the playpen. He lifted her over his head causing her to screech with giggles and then I saw the moment he saw her onesie. He slowly brought her down and to his side. He re-read the onesie several times before...

Damian's POV        

"Are you?” I am at a loss for words as I see Schuyler's onesie reading Big Sister  “Are you? Are we?”

Y/N grabbed something from her back pocket and held it up “Yeah,” as tears sprang to her beautiful green eyes  “We are.”

I took the Clear Blue test from her hand and it clearly says Pregnant . Tears sprang to my eyes as I put Schuyler into her playpen and grabbed y/n into my arms and kissed her.

"Baby. I can't believe this!” I said laughing and crying.

“Neither can I,” giggled y/n "Never knew I wanted to be a mom until Skye. And now here we are expecting baby number two,” she placed a hand over mine as I placed a hand on her stomach "We're going to be parents again.”

“I know,” I said as I cupped y/n's face in my hands and kissed her lips "It certainly was fun making Skye and her little brother or sister,” I said.

"LUIS MARTINEZ!”said y/n smacking my arm.

"What?” I asked "You act like it isn't true.”

“I'm not saying it isn't true,” she said as she held my face.

I smiled and leaned in and kissed her lips again before taking a knee and kissed y/n's stomach.

“Hi,” I said “You may not know this yet but I'm your Daddy and I can't wait to meet you. You're already so loved,” I smiled as y/n ran her fingers through my hair as I held her to me. My head on her stomach.

"So you're happy?” she asked as she massaged my scalp.

I looked up at her and my eyes met hers as I stood. I took her face into my hands "The happiest,” I said kissing her.

"DADA! UP!” said Schuyler and I took her from the playpen.

"I could not ask for more. To think less than three  years ago I was a bachelor and now I'm a husband and a father to not one but two babies. I couldn't be happier,” I said.

"Happy Birthday Luis,” she said as she stood on tip toe kissing my lips before kissing Schuyler's chubby cheek.

“Thank you for the best birthday present ever,” I said as tears fell "Thank you for making me a two time Papi.”

"And thank you for making me a two time Mami,” she said.

Not exactly what I was expecting for my birthday present but I couldn't lie. It was the best birthday present ever. I looked down at my wife and then my daughter and smiled. I wouldn't trade this life for anything in the world. My own little piece of heaven on earth was in my arms and I had to admit this was the best birthday I have ever had.

[hybbart]

i love your magical girl designs for the seablings, could we get some more info on the choices of colour and stuff? i'm super into character design and love seeing peoples thought on stuff like that ^^

Sure!

A big influence was precure, obviously, as a fan. Many palettes aren't too far off from various precure if you look for them. I am generaly a bit unhappy with the mishmash of 20 different colours used in modern cures, but they did help me be a bit bolder with choices as I'll talk about later. I also tossed out their "avoid green as a main colour" rule like everyone else. I have no idea what sort of wack marketting advice convinced every girls show that girls don't like green and we probably will never know. Irrelevant...

My first step was assigning each mode its own colour. Since they're a duo I was tempted to do either contrasting or complimentary colours, but that went out the window quick. E1 seablings already had very distinctly assigned colours of green and purple, and they were the easiest that I already had ideas for, so I tossed that and just tried to not have them overlap. I still ended up with green, cyan, AND blue as main colours but I adjusted it with the secondary colours.

For the e1 seablings outfits it was primarily colour picked from my actual designs for the codfather and ocean queen, but tweaked to be more saturated, so their main colour theme is green (pink secondary) and purple (blue secondary). It's also when I decided to give them a highlight colour in their hair, as is popular with modern magical girls, since my codfather design already has this. (Also I stole the veil from cure Spicy. Her little veil/napkin hat I immediately fell in love with and thought it would work as a lily pad like hat on Jimmy when designing him, and it fit well with the slight wedding theme I gave them.)

Lizzie's colours are pretty much just various shades of purple and and blue based on her axolotl ocean goddess design. Jimmy's colours are supposed to be like a water lily, of course, and I made the greens less sickly than his codfather design which are meant to be more swampy and go with the browns of the cod. Both the seablings' secondary coloura are references to each other in this btw, as is the case in my codfather design to designate him as the ocean queen's family. Jimmy isn't inherently associated with blue in this au but I did manage to slip it into all three designs since outside of it he is.

The life series designs were veeery easy for Jimmy and much more difficult for Lizzie, but the actual colour choices were both easy once I worked out a design. Lizzie never had an actual skin for her faerie fort self, and her base skin is purple just like the ocean queen, which is also the case for her clothes in e2, so this is where I started taking liberties with her and assigned her other things and desided to throw out the idea of the colour palettes being in neat little boxes. This is the closest to a rainbow cure they get, but I made Lizzie's official main colour cyan and secondary green. Jimmy by contrast is the most monochromatic he gets here, with a main colour of blue and secondary yellow.

Butterfly Lizzie is actually the only time I had multiple palette ideas that I had to make a hard choice between because I liked them all so much, usually I was struggling to find shades I enjoyed being paired since I don't usually work with such saturated palettes. I guess it's fitting, since cyan/teal is minecraft's bets colour that's easy to slap on any build to make it look elegant. Jimmy's palette itself was pretty easy, took a lot of notes from cure sky for him in colour AND design, but it was a matter of where to put what colours. I think I changed the colour of his shorts more times than any other article.

E2 designs were the first I actually designed and thenthe last ones I made palettes for. Their main colours were red and orange... which are quite difficult to work with in such high saturation, and especially with trying to avoid overlaping. I ended up using very unconventional palettes way out of my comfort zone. Brown in general is very unconventional for a magical girl, but there's been a few curea like cure chocolat and cure wing that utilized it that gave the inspiration. It was an easy decision to make her hair and ears based on her calico design after that, though I had trouble deciding exactly where to incorperate the brown into her actual outfit. The purple just came very natural after that. I often use purple instead of actual brown for dark browns so it made sense to me, at least. It was a nice pop against the orange and also contrast the yellow.

E2 Jimmy is the one I am least satisfied with. It was the only one that was not based off his skin the same way Lizzie's weren't. I still look at it and think if theres anything else I could try. By far the most difficult. Red's a very bold colour so it's hard to match without just using different tones of red, and the wrong shade would make the whole rhing look off. I also already knew I wanted yellow/orange in the design because of the sherrif star, but I didn't want it to be his life design with a different primary colour. I decided to try incorperating his blue, and I like it in concept but I still am not sure about the specific shade. After that I thought to add green to make it that classic childish primaries colour, make the design like a space cowboy almost. The star on his hat, the hat in general actually, ended up being the biggest help to decide.

At one point I experimented with a full on rainbow theme but it did not work out. I think it could have with a slightly different design and somekne better at picking colours, but I scrapped it. I also decided to use a lot of darker shades since red is already so bold and bright. Still unhappy with the pants, but white was just a bit too bright and the secondaries were too bold to use. This was the only time I actually messed with the design itself to try and help make colours work, but it didn't work out. I'd say overall I'm happy enough with it but I could have done a lot better.

Also I decided to adjust Lizzie's pink hair slightly with each to match the palettes. I was trying to avoid it, but it's so pink and there's so much it really affected the rest of her design a lot, so I made her e2 hair a more salmon pink and her life design a more bubblegum pink.

As for their wands I just went with an unobtrusive white and pastel rainbow colour scheme. The white matches their outfits and the rainbow doesn't clash too hard with anything. Joel I obbiously just made green and Norman was a bit more awkward but I went with a grey to match the real Norman since a full blue palette made him look like a generic cat faerie and not specifically Norman.

[builtbybrokenbells]

t’s fic rec list

well hello everyone 😁 i think it’s about time i put out some love, and this is the best way i know how. below I’ve compiled a list of my most favourite fics (which is definitely not complete). these are just a couple off the top of my head from absolutely fantastic writers that have not only blown me away, but even inspired me to write some myself. i will be adding to this as time goes on, but i do not have enough time to read as much as i would like, so bear with me.

Josh Kiszka

Drift - @gretavangroupie

Purple Haze - @gretavanlace

Jake Kiszka

Cream & Sugar - @sacredthefran

Covet - @jakeyt

Little Wing - @daisyful-gvf

Imperfect Moments - @abeautylives

Make Her Happy - @gretavanfleetposts (i think abt this fic all of the time btw)

Sore Loser - @sparrowofthedawnsworld (one of my favs of all time)

Wilt - @gretavangroupie

The Ripe and The Ruin - @gretavangroupie & @gretavanmoon

Le Morte d'Arthur - @joshym

Sam Kiszka

Burn - @gretavangroupie

Danny Wagner

Four weddings and a funeral - @hearts-hunger

Struck - @gretavangroupie

Twins

Poppins - @gretavanlace

Janny

Valor - @gretavangroupie & @gretavanmoon

to be continued! im definitely missing a whole lot more, but for now this is what I’ve got. thank you to all of the fantastic writers who put out such amazing content 🫶🏻

[valeisaslut]

do you know who else will love you till the day i die? me.

i don't know if you remember me but i'm the french anon with the snoring best friend- i've literally put my alarm at 4 am just to read collide when it dropped in my timezone. and oh god. no words in the english language could explain how it left me. i was in shambles and it put me together again. but it still left me like a void, you know? i've been here only since chapter 5 (the best idc.), but i've been hooked since the first one. i loved waiting for every freaky/suicidal friday. life has been bad enough!!and reading collide was one of those things that made it better. and i can't believe it's over. the plot was original yet so well written, without falling into clichés. the characters were so relatable, real, beautiful with their own flaws. reader and ellie's love felt so real.. and you did it. you made me believe in love again. i don't know if i sound dramatic but god, i love your fic so much. kissing that brain of yours rn.

as someone who has a terrible father, those little moments with joel were EVERYTHING. i'm so glad ellie and him reunited. the internal scream i let out when she changed her stage name for miller???? currently imagining joel as a grandpa and sobbing.

and when ellie and reader finally collided after three years i was crying like a baby not gonna lie. i'm so, so happy they got their happy ending after the shit they've been through. and the wedding? SCREAMING.

once again i love the fact that you write for impact. fics like that are so fucking rare. it makes everything just better, just like your devotion for the fic </3

i also need to say that, when i first started reading it, i dealt with internalised biphobia and repressed those feelings sooo bad. collide was one of those things that made me accept who i was in a way, you know?? i don't know how to explain, but it made me more confortable in being who i truly am, and now i'm finally out??? #slay

and i understand that, little by little, you're going to let collide go - but trust me, i will reread it again and again. and i can't wait to see what will be next!! you are literally the best, genuine writer i've ever seen. i will always support your fics.

also, i have a random question: was reader's family present at her wedding? and will you still write some blurbs?

btw, can i be 🐛 or 🐋 anon? <3

i'm sorry it was long as hell but i had soooo many things to say - and i still think it'snnot enough. please take care of yourself, i hope you're doing good, don't forget to hydrate yourself and don't forget that you're very much loved <3

ps. i miss the purple strap.

🐛 ANON… 🥹 mon amour. oui. i remember you so well. the french anon. the snoring best friend. the 4am alarms. the dramatic flair. the pain. the healing. you are collide-coded. you’re basically a lyric in the soundtrack.

i read this with tears in my eyes and a hand over my heart because—you came out because of this story. because of ellie. because of love that survives. and now you’re here, proud, full of joy, purple strap memories and all, and i’m just… sobbing in lowercase.

the way you talk about joel too… i’m right there with you. the scene where she takes his last name? i wrote that through a lump in my throat. he never got to be a good dad when it mattered most. but now? he gets to be “grandpa joel” and cry at her wedding and call reader kiddo too. he gets to try again. and that means everything to me. to us.

also yes: reader’s family was there at the wedding. they said sorry, and reader stopped holding grudges against them. the mom cried. the dad stood awkwardly behind sunglasses until Joel came over and made him laugh. the cousins took selfies with Rachel. someone’s aunt posted a blurry Instagram story captioned “a very LA wedding.” there was drama about vegan hors d'oeuvres.

and YES. i will absolutely still write blurbs. you think i can shut up about these lesbians? NEVER. the purple strap lives on. the mansion still echoes with moans. the fireflies still tour. melody still sings in the living room. it’s not the end. it’s just the part where we exhale.

you are loved so deeply, 🐛 anon. thank you for trusting me with your heart. i’m kissing your bisexual forehead and wrapping you in a glittery gay french flag rn. je t’aime. forever.

ps. the strap says bonjour.

[rainbowcutieyt]

Tell me more about beast starlight choco!

She's second to corrupt into a beast

Her powers are like her skill in Cookie Run Kingdom but a little different with Dark Midnight Roses and Poisonous Vines which represent nightmares and unkindness.

She was imprisoned in Midnight Purple Crystal Some say It would be broken only with Starlight Rose Cookie's Soul Jam powers.

She still has the Royal Cacao wedding ring in her finger which means Eclipse Choco and her are still married.

Btw You can call her Midnight Choco Cookie which is her Beast name

[j0kers-light]

What about a Indian reader and She and Joker are eating Indian food and it’s jokers first time eating it????🩷

Hey hi anon!! This was buried in my emails (tumblr literally did not show it in my inbox! This dates back to Aug 30th!!!) 🖤✨

I probably have more requests than I think I do if I'm going by my email and not the blog ask box 😭 moving right along..... I'll panic on my own downtime.

Disclaimer: I’m not going to try and attempt to write about a culture I have no knowledge of. I’m so sorry anon in advance! I’m black, not Indian and I do not wish to disrespect your culture if I say something out of turn. I’ll try my best to fill your request but it’ll be surface level. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!

I did extensive research to fill this one!

Joker does not care what part of the world you hail from. You can be from Antarctica and he’d still love you. It’s your character that he’s head over heels for.

The way you carry yourself and the way you don’t put up with any of his nonsense. You aren’t afraid of him and you have patience that very few people possess. 

He understands there is a huuuuuge culture difference between the two of you and he will never get in the way of your traditional practices, teachings, etc.

If you do something out of the ordinary, he observes and files that information for a later date. He’s in awe most of the time whenever you introduce him to something and he never judges you. 

When you speak in your native tongue, (I used Hindi here- terribly sorry if the translation is horrendous) Joker is automatically hypnotized with heart eyes and a dopey smile. 👁👄👁 okay?

It sounds so enchanting to his ears and oftentimes he forgets you’re not talking directly to him. 

“Whatever ya say, Bunny.” cue you staring at Joker in confusion since he interrupted your phone call.

“Shh, J! मैं फोन पर बात कर रहा हूं” You could’ve called him an illiterate purple platypus for all he knows, but the idiot just nods along as if he understands. 

Has Joker fallen asleep to the sound of you talking in your native tongue? Yes, and he’ll do it again!

He hides and listens to you and your mother talk on the phone on some mornings when he can't sleep.

Your voice lulls him to sleep right there on the floor. You trip up on his slumbering body but pay him no mind as you start your house chores.

Moving on! He adores your traditional clothes!!

The rich colors, the detailed fabric and textures all come together to transform you into a living, breathing goddess.

You can make a trash bag look like high couture but the first time J saw you in a formal saree with beads and gold jewelry adorning your bronzed skin, his jaw fell to the floor.

He couldn’t think straight as you fixed your hair in the mirror as you prepared to leave. You were going to a wedding, Joker thought you were a deity walking on Earth.

Best believe Joker followed you without your knowledge so he could see the ceremony for himself and he was floored.

Everything was so beautiful and elaborate!! Even if he didn’t understand a single thing, he was inspired to learn. Knowledge is uhhh power.

The man is whipped for you. 👏🏾👏🏾 He studies your culture from top to bottom so he doesn’t accidentally disrespect you and he even tried to learn the language from your region. (Mac and Neo laughed for hours at that failed attempt)

You thought it was sweet but yeah… J does not need to speak your language to love you. (He sounds awful btw)

Joker shows that he cares in other ways. He’s mindful of the little things you do or don’t do and he’s always down to try new things.

Which is why you wanted him to start eating more traditional dishes for dinner. You wanted to start J off with something simple before throwing him into the world of spices and complex flavors. 

Joker ate sugar, junk food, and pre-packaged foods before you waltzed into his life. His knowledge of spices was salt, pepper, and a dash of paprika. Like? What? 🤦🏾‍♀️

It amazed you that men went to war for spices yet limit themselves to such bland food. Bless this Caucasian man. You love Joker, but his taste buds deserved better. 

You started off slow and made a huge serving of samosas for an apartment complex meeting and packed a few in Joker’s to-go bag as an 'accident'.

Joker called you in the middle of the night (still munching on them) asking you what they were. You could hear the crunchy crust over the phone as you padded to the kitchen for a midnight snack.

You found some homemade Kulfi and sucked on it as Joker explained the snack to you. 

It was like a kid discovering their favorite dish. He thanked you over and over for being such a sweet thing and cooking for him.

Up until then, you made sure something American was on the table for him to eat while you ate dishes from your culture. Little did he know that was all gonna change.

Joker notices how you didn’t eat with utensils much and he'd glare at the odd concoctions you passed as food in intrigue. His mild curiosity would end very soon. You set a time and a date to get him to officially try Indian food.

Joker made sure he was home before ten pm and burst through the door, hoping he wasn’t too late for dinner.

“I’m back, pretty girl. Did ya…” He stopped in his tracks when an explosion of aromas smacked him right in the face.

It was coming from the kitchen but it hit him the second he walked into your penthouse. He couldn’t describe what it smelled like, it was simply phenomenal. His stomach growled just off of the scent alone. 

You sent him a text reminding him not to eat anything and to come home with an open mind for dinner. You piqued his interest.

Usually Joker wouldn’t eat dinner with you on the nights he prowled Gotham City. He’d come back to your place around five or six in the morning and warm up whatever you fixed him (your dinner/his breakfast) before crashing. It's how things worked with the clashing work schedules. 

However you begged and pleaded with Joker to call the night early, before it truly began, and come home to eat with you. 

He wasn’t expecting all this. 

You decorated the table with a rounded tray filled with vibrant sauces chutneys, pilled high with some kind of bread, rice, and other mixtures, and aromatic fixings. Joker eyed the candles you lit and was wondering where you were when you emerged from the kitchen with a pitcher of water. 

His eyes softened seeing you in a stunning saree. It was the same one he commented on when you unpacked it from its original boxing. 

Sure it was a little too fancy to be wearing around the house and your mother would scold you if you got it dirty, but you wanted to dress up for Joker. Tonight was special in a way.

“सुस्वागत” you mumbled but then remembered Joker couldn’t translate. “Welcome home.” You gestured to the spray of food on the table. “I offer you a thali. It's a variety of dishes that represent a balanced diet."

Joker walked over to the table and you trailed behind him, pointing things out as you explained. 

“That’s a mango chutney. We call that dal. Oh that’s murgh mahani." He furrowed his eyes at a bowl. "That’s just rice Joker. I didn’t make it fancy." He laughed and made a comment about the bread looking more fluffier than normal.

"Oh c'mon J, you had my naan before. This one is just garlicky to go with the yogurt.” you finished explaining everything and an awkward silence fell over you both.

Joker nodded to himself but he didn’t say much else. It was a lot to take in and you picked up his reserved demeanor. 

“If it's too much, I can defrost some samosas that you like or we can order take-out or or..”

You were rambling. A habit of yours that he loved to pieces. Joker didn’t know why you were so nervous but he smirked before leaning down and kissing you speechless. You rested your hand on his chest and blinked in confusion when he backed away and sat down at the low table you set up instead of the normal western dining table. 

You really went all out for this so he'd try to have an open mind here.

“Is there a uhh order, I gotta eat this in?” He asked. There were so many individual bowls before him and he finally noticed the entire spread was atop a banana leaf of some sorts.

This was too cool, he felt like a seasoned traveler being honored at the elder's table. If only the native would participate.... you thought.

He took his eyes off the food to find your hesitant e/c gaze. You were still standing in that gorgeous gown of yours. He’d appreciate that later tonight… but for now.. he was rather hungry for actual food.

“Well Bunny? Can I just dive in orrr whaT?” Joker clicked his tongue and you blinked out of your fog.

You managed to hear what he said and laughed to yourself before joining him on the floor.

Why were you so bent out of shape over finally embracing your culture with Joker? This man would accept anything you offered and he would never turn down food if you made it. Being accepted was a new concept to you so yeah you got emotional.

You dabbed at your lash line for any stray tears and clapped your hands together.

“Yes! There’s an order, J. Thali is all balanced. Here, I’ll help you. You are only to eat with the fingers of your right hand. Okay?” You demonstrated by scooping up some rice with a bite of vegetables.

You brought it to his mouth and he kept eye contact with you as he opened his mouth for the morsel.

Joker groaned, causing you to blush. Your fingers brushed his lips as you leaned back. "D-Do you like it?"

Like it? This was just the beginning of a long course and it already tasted better than anything he'd eaten in Gotham! (Excluding your cooking of course) And you made this as a side dish!? Nah, he loved it.

Green eyes bore into your soul, "I want more."

[lemonhemlock]

Why you don’t like stannis, renly, olenna and margaery?

disclaimer that a lot of my dislikes are just predicated on lannister stanning and it's really not deeper than just side-eyeing anyone who's side-eyeing my faves. i'm not playing morality olympics here, just rooting for my own barbies (they're not going to win anything, but that's won't stop me) 🤷‍♀️

that being said, i don't like SATANNIS because, well, what's there to like, precisely? he has the charisma of a brick wall. has the most aloof relationship with his wife and only living child and literally every other person. there's stuff about stannis that's interesting, like his bond with davos, his relationship with renly, his indoctrination into the religion of r'hllor, how he'll end up sacrificing his own daughter etc, but he doesn't exactly have a riveting personality

renly is a lot more boisterous and enjoyable as a character but a lot of people tend to gloss over the fact that he's essentially a usurper and a slimy interloper. on the one hand, what he tells stannis is true ("no one wants you as king") and his barbs are pretty darn funny, but, legally-speaking, stannis IS the rightful king. this is not a pick-and-choose-system. renly compromises stannis' war campaign out of pure vanity, simply bc HE wants to be king, but is never even truly shown to have any proper kingly qualities.

he's not interested in the good of the realm at all, because he constantly engages in petty court schemes. like in AGOT his grand plan is to have robert set cersei aside and marry margaery instead, for shits and giggles. he's already the king's brother, what more influence does he want? he's willing to start a potential war just so his boyfriend's family can climb the greasy pole. the tyrells are all very rich btw, they don't even need this. which is why i'm not fond of them either - a lot of fans gloss over how self-serving and mercenary they are and like to pretend they're this flower power house that are just so much more principled than the lannisters.

also renly's thoughts on brienne and shireen. just two-faced and cruel. he would appeal to me a lot more if he got a POV (bc that shit would probably be entertaining af) but this lack of additional insight doesn't compensate for the bad taste in my mouth

no wonder he is the first to die in the war of the five kings, he's literally a paper gangsta, whereas the tyrells are poster children for the expression "fuck around and find out". olenna is basically a bully for no reason (within her own family) and willingly sets sansa up during the purple wedding, while margaery is a participant in that. idk, it's just really slimy to think of how they treat sansa and make fake friends with her while plotting to have her framed for murder. they don't receive nearly as much criticism as they should in comparison with other characters. wanting joffrey dead is understandable, but surely there are ways to go about assassinating him that would look like an accident.

[pyxy-styx]

1-100 you did this to yourslef

You're right, I did to this to myslef.

1. What's your middle name? Gonna change it to Parker eventually. Right now, it's the maiden name of a dead grandparent I never met and have no attachment to.

2. How old are you? 59 (18)

3. What is your birthday? October

4. What is your zodiac sign? Libra

5. What's your favorite color? Purple

6. What's your lucky number? Don't have one, if had to pick, probably 10

7. Do you have any pets. Three cats, a dog, and a bearded dragon.

8. Where are you from? Jupiter, I came to earth to rob people and ended up stuck here

9. How tall are you? At least 5' 5"

10. What shoe size are you? Good question

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four I think?

12. What was your last dream about? Another good question. I have no idea, I only remember the really bizarre ones

13. What talents do you have? I'm fairly decent at piano when I'm actually able to play

14. Are you psychic in any way? We're gonna go with no

15. Favorite song? Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons

16. Favorite movie? Legally Blonde today

17. Who would be your ideal partner? Oh what a shame, someone played the Uno skip card and I can't answer this question

18. Do you want children? Yes and no

19. Do you want a church wedding? Only if I get to kiss a girl in front of my grandma and my dad officiates

20. Are you religious? Kind of??

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Unfortunately for my parents, yes. I am currently the not-so-proud owner of the Most Hospital Trips in Two Months award in my house

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? Got the cops called on us a few times because our downstairs neighbors, who knowingly moved into a place with kids btw, were pissed that we acted like kids and ran around a bunch

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Loads, we used to go to conventions a lot. There's pictures and autographs somewhere

24. Baths or showers? Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? None right now but usually black

26. Have you ever been famous? Nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? In theory yes, but unfortunately people suck, so no

28. What type of music do you like? We rotate between multiple genres, pop and goth are the top two

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I'm not gonna go count

31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach but I can't do that without dying right now and it sucks

32. How big is your house? Please don't make me do math

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cereal or whatever leftovers sound good

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, I suck at it

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes, I suck at it

36. Favorite clean word? Dystopia, it sounds pretty

37. Favorite swear word? Damn

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without asleep? Two days

39. Do you have any scars? Yes and literally none of them have a cool story. They're all from me being clumsy

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Nope

41. Are you a good liar? Depends on who I'm talking to

42. Are you a good judge of character? Ehhhh

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I can do a few, they're not the best though

44. Do you have a strong accent? You can tell I'm from America

45. What is your favorite accent? Probably Scottish

46. What is your personality type? Idk

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably the Technoblade merch

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? What on earth does this mean

50. Left or right handed? Right

51. Are you scared of spiders? Only when they're touching me, they're okay otherwise

52. Favorite food? Pasta

53. Favorite foreign food? Thai coconut soup

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Both

55. Most used phrase? Probably "what the fuck"

56. Most used word? Funky

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Like five minutes, thirty if I'm doing makeup or hair

58. Do you have much of an ego? Oh yeah

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both

60. Do you talk to yourself? Yep

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yepyep

62. Are you a good singer? I like to think so but probably not

63. Biggest fear? Drowning

64. Are you a gossip? Nope

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Does My Girl Count??

66. Do you like long or short hair? Short hair

67. Can you name all 50 states in America? Nope

68. Favorite school subject? English

69. Extrovert or introvert? Yes

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope

71. What makes you nervous? Everything

72. Are you scared of the dark? Yes

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I try to sometimes

74. Are you ticklish? Unfortunately

75. Have you ever started a rumor? If I have I wasn't aware of it

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Kinda

77. Have you ever drank underage? Cooking wine and shitty beer are disgusting

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yeppers

79. Who was your first real crush? I have no clue

80. How many piercings do you have? None

81. Can you roll your Rs? In my accent? No. In other accents? Yes

82. How fast can you type? Fast enough it's illegible if I'm not careful

83. How fast can you run? I have no idea

84. What color is your hair? Brown

85. What color are your eyes? Gray

86. What are you allergic to? The medicine they give you for strep throat. I'm not figuring out how to spell that shit

87. Do you keep a journal? Nope, I had to stop because my older sister kept reading my old one

88. What do your parents do? Mother dearest works at Walmart and Dad stays at home

89. Do you like your age? It's alright ig

90. What makes you angry? That is unfortunately a very long list

91. Do you like your own name? It's quite nice

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so, what are they? I have not, we'll cross that bridge if we get to it

93. Do you want a boy or girl child? I quite honestly don't care. A kid is a kid and I'm gonna love them regardless

94. What are your strengths? I'm pretty smart, I guess?? I've been told that I'm pretty good at rationalizing things

95. What are your weaknesses? I am unfortunately a very anxious person. No matter how much logic I use, I can't get over some shit

96. How did you get your name? I was named after a comic book character, my parents just gender bended the name

97. Were your ancestors royalty? I fucking hope not

98. Do you have any scars? I'd just like to point out that this is on here twice and your answer is back at 39

99. Color of your bedspread? Dark blue right now

100. Color of your room? White walls, pink carpet

[airasora]

I seem to remember a swan emblem over Odette's crib and while I may be wrong, the curtain pulls in the beauty pageant DEFINITELY also had swans on them 🤔

And also tbh I love the idea of Rothbart choosing a swan because it's something Odette loved or was connected to. Maybe he just saw it on her locket while he was Doing His Spying, he certainly realized it was too important to leave out of the copy-Odette (I know why she's a swan in the original story, but that's very long)

If we want it to make any sort of sense, Odette wore the dress and allowed Uberta's hairdo as a fuck you to Rothbart -she liked swans and he's not gonna take that from her (it's admittedly a pretty dress, too).

As for Derek running the ball, I always got the impression he was trying to turn whatever his mother had planned (and he definitely suspected something, she's done it before, since he says ANOTHER ONE of your beauty pageants lol) into his wedding, hence his asking where Bromley is because he needs a best man. Or at least a proposal. If he was gonna make such an important vow at least the place could look nicer xD

I LOVED THE TUBA THING LMAO Rogers is the best -also if you notice, he looks supremely annoyed at the "rubato" thing, probably because he knows what he's talking about.

Yes, it's Chamburg or Chamberg.

I thought my life was a lie irt the swans but I went back and I know why I got mixed up! In the dub I watched as a kid Puffin says "su alteza" which means his or her highness but is gender neutral without added context so I always assumed he meant Odette. It would have been a wink to the fact that in the original story, there were a bunch other swan girls in that lake. Shame it's just Derek again pffff

(Also small aside, came to mind because of the beauty pageant: I was OBSESSED with the level of sparkle they put in the purple wigged girl's dresses and spent my entire childhood looking for a princess dress that had that much. I was extremely disappointed 🤣)

Btw, forgot to say I'd absolutely love an Odette Wedding Dress post! It would be so cool

Sorry, but I see no swan emblem above her crib nor do I see any swans during the beauty pageant. You're going to have to show me a screenshot yourself cause I've watched and paused at this movie three times now, and I don't see more swans than the ones I mentioned in the first post and now I'm annoyed I can't find any xD

[pebblegrove]

Prince Sunday and his guard, Gallagher:

(BTW SORRY TO THE PPL WHO SAW THIS POST ORIGINALLY I GOT CAUGHT UP IN SCHOOL)

ALSO ALSO- I LOVE BOOTHILL x ARGENTI, BUT I CANT DECIDE BETWEEN BOOTHILL x ARGENTI OR BOOTHILL x ROBIN FOR THIS FIC BC EITHER THEIF x ROYAL GUARD OR THEIF x PRINCESS TwT

AND ANY FEMALE CHARACTERS SUNDAY IS SHIPPED WITH?? BESIDES LIKE SPARKLE, TRAILBLAZER, AND PROB NOT FIREFLY EITHER I THINK I HAVE A ROLE FOR HER (just naming female chars I've seen ship art with lol)

Sunday:

also, I don't have a drawing bc I can't draw people so here's my gacha design on him lol

Okay, so Sunday is the extremely beloved prince of Halovia, a kingdom of well, halovians. He loves plants, gardening, and taking care of them. He's placed in this story as a young adult with many ambitions, only to learn from the king that he is soon to be married to a princess from the enemy kingdom, to end the war that has been going on for ages, one from before he has even come into the world.

But Sunday doesn't love her, He loves the bloodhound guard assigned to protect him since they were both young. the very same guard who he swore he would hate because of his "wretched incompetence" to everything he loved.

When Sunday was a young child, he was definitely what one would consider a "bratty child" but that comes naturally from being born royal, doesn't it? after he did something stupid, getting himself hurt (2.7 quest reference, this idiot tried to fly and almost broke his halo) he was stuck with his guard, who would constantly ask the most annoying questions about EVERYTHING. (little exert from my WIP fic)

“So.. what's the dirt for, young lord?” The tiny guard chimed, breaking the silence between them.

Sunday hated his stupid, incessant questions.

“Are you dumb? Im growing plants! They are growing down there in the dirt!” he stood up dramatically, puffing out his chest, “In a few years you’ll see! They will be so super duper tall!”

~

Here are little ideas I have for the fic:

Good ol' gopher wood in the form of crows, but never mentioned it's him, although, the number of crows has meaning! One Crow for sorrow, Two Crows for mirth, Three Crows for a wedding, Four Crows for a birth, Five Crows for silver, Six Crows for gold, Seven for a secret, never to be told.

I'm following this poem for the different crow meanings! As well as that, flower meanings are EVERYWHERE. I've been going and researching flower meanings just for this fic:

angrec: royalty

yellow acacia: secret love

lavender: devotion

green eucalyptus: protection

Carolina roses: love is dangerous

cornflowers: positive hope for the future

Magenta lilacs: Magenta lilacs symbolize love and passion

purple anemones: protection and anticipation

ALL DONE WITH SUNDAY FOR NOW!!!

Gallagher:

so uh, i dont really have much information for him yet, beside the fact that he is very, extremely smitten for sunday, and he is willing to risk loosing his job as a high ranking guard for him.

He's learning how to take care of plants for when Sunday is away.

~

Best part, Gopher wood knows they like each other bc of the crows, and he's setting up the arranged marriage to split them up like a little ##### >:(

[rejaytionships]

btw bill and i decided we're doing blues and purples as our wedding colors because of course we are /lh

on my side i've got literally every gym leader in sinnoh (my dad obviously included), my qpps (jessie and james), my buddy flint in the sinnoh e4, my zio (our wedding planner), and his date

on bill's side we have all six of his pc friends, his parents, his grandfather, his two sisters, his nephew, and one of his cousins

he's got a whoooooole lot more family showing up than i do but you know how it is when your family consists of your single adoptive father and your godfather who you only met in adulthood dkfhdkfhj---

at least i have my friends though yay :) roark was obv coming, and i knew jessie and james wouldn't miss it for the world, but it's nice that flint and volkner had time to help with bridal party stuff. i guess they've been pretty bored at the league recently, not that many people have been coming through, especially not over to flint

i was shocked about gardenia too.........i wanted her to be a bridesmaid both because i really always looked up to her as this cooler older person growing up (yeah she's only a few years older than me but whatever you know what i mean) and also because bill had six people in his grooms' party (including the best man) and i only had five including my moh so i wanted to even the score. usually she's way busier but i guess she wanted some time off anyways so the wedding is a perfect excuse to get out of her gym for a while

(she's also providing flowers YESSS between her and the flower shop over in goldenrod it's going to be a VERY planty wedding vibe i think. whoops skdjfhsdj)

anyways see y'all in pastoria in like.......arceus above only a bit over TWO WEEKS i'm going to scream i still have so much to do---

[longeyelashedtragedy]

eyes 👁️

smile 😊

lips 👄

kiss 💋

vagina 🦪

eyes 👁️

“Uggggh!” Mason’s first instinct is to throw his hands over his eyes like a little kid hiding—and so he does.  “Are you gonna answer that?” (couples try new things)

It’s bad enough that she’s a Redknapp by marriage now, and feels it sometimes sinking into her bones.  She’s glad to have an outsider.  Fresh blood, fresh eyes.  (she may not remember me but i remember her)

Jack eyes the expensive watch and the wedding ring. See? Frank thinks.  It's not a date.  (10022)

It suddenly doesn’t matter what good new thing he has going.  It feels like his life is flashing before his eyes.  (tranquilo, amor)

“Granit?”  Agon is snapping his fingers in front of Granit’s eyes.  “Everyone is dead!!!" (dangerous au chapter 8...Spoiler Alert)

Frank’s eyes are blank.  Dead.  It’s never been anything else. (jamie did a bad bad thing...this is not the title btw lmao)

His eyes lock with Frank’s and he mouths.  Wow!  He’s impressed that Frank has two Girls.  Frank impressed Jamie.  Okay.  He can do this. (2008 debauchery fic...the working title is "you rearrange me till i'm sane" but that feels too on the nose lol)

smile 😊

Her mouth twists into a little smile no one but the stars will see as she remembers something said in a different voice maybe a long time ago. (she may not remember me...)

Frank smiles a smile that doesn’t reach his pretty blue eyes. (couples try new things)

His smile is too thin and his face is too pale.  It would look better if he wasn’t smiling. (jamie did a bad bad thing)

Maybe Jamie will call.  He’ll look so handsome even on the video.  He’ll be so happy to see you....What if he knew?  Would he still smile then? (10022)

“No.  Tonight is different,” Mikel says, and he feels like his smile matches one of Granit’s terrible ones.  (dangerous AU, christmas chapter)

lips 👄

“Well.  I guess I should…I’m sorry, Mason, I…” He holds his finger to his lips and then picks up the call. (couples try new things)

“What’ll we do if it keeps raining?”  Frank drinks heavily from his glass of red wine.  His lips are purple, and he leaves an ugly streaky stain on the back of his hand when he wipes his mouth. (she may not remember me...)

Taulant opens his mouth but his lips too are shaking.  And Agon talks instead. (dangerous au chapter 8)

red red red smeared on Franko’s lips and chin and drops of it on his pink shirt what was he drinking what did they give him (jamie did a bad bad thing)

“Hungry,” Justin says, pulling back and looking pleased.  His lips are all wet. (10022)

Rob blows air out through his closed lips.  “I’m not good enough for you anymore, then?” (arsenal crime au...i feel like this hasn't shown up in any of my other searches wtf)

kiss 💋

But he doesn’t mind Frank getting on all fours on top of him to kiss him. (couples try new things)

She kisses Christine while she sleeps, making the kiss soft but not too light—a real kiss.  Not an exploration.  Louise is 37.  She knows what she wants. (🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 she may not remember me... this is not even what i was talking about with the 770 words of exposition!! what is happening in this googledoc)

So Frank does, and he feels lips kiss each eyelid and then slide down onto his mouth.  The kiss is different than it had been at the bar.  (10022)

Their foreheads bump together and Sergio kisses her, or maybe she kisses Sergio.  Either way, they kiss out of a shared feeling of something.  (tranquilo, amor)

Granit snorts the line like a madman and flops back on the couch.  He doesn’t think you can kiss the dancers, but he’d like to. (dangerous au chapter 8)

The kiss is sweet from the shit Franko likes to drink and bitter from his own tongue (jamie did a bad bad thing)

vagina 🦪

gotta love that clam emoji but i can't see myself ever using this word in a fic!!! unless there's like...A Doctor Scene or something? but what word to use instead is one of those eternal struggles lol