#about kiwi

[e-102]

javelina want yo doordash bitch

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

[kiwinatorwaffles]

the funniest thing you can do to a character who has a lot of different ships in canon/fandom is to make them aromantic. most eligible bachelor sees everyone as their friends

[kiwifie]

I think it would be cute if Miku aged with her original release date

[lilyimmsim]

the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly

[domoriu]

cw. smut +18 mdni!! mommy kink , hybrid!jaehyun , slight cockwarming , mean dom! reader

such a stupid little pup… can never shut his mouth! maybe it’s time he gets trained to learn that if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut, it’ll get stuffed instead.

so here he is, whining under you while you stay still on his aching cock, letting him throb inside you. you lift your hips just so the tip is inside before you sink back down onto him, letting out a relieved sigh as you felt so full of jaehyun, but you won’t let him know that. such a nice cock for a dumb pup who doesn’t know how to use it.

“mommy p-please… wanna cu- mmpmh!” you cut off his whines by shoving two of your fingers in his mouth, he moans around you as he looks at you in shock through his droopy eyes.

“shut up, good pups don’t speak” your voice was stern and he nods, quickly starting to suck on your fingers, swirling his tongue around the digits. you hum in approval, pressing your fingers hard against his tongue before taking your fingers out of his mouth. his jaw hangs low, tongue out and he’s drooling, spit dripping onto his chest as he pants.

poor jaehyunie, all he wants is to cum. wants to hear you call him a good boy. but he knows he’ll only get one of those two things, but even thats a possibility if he doesn’t stay on his best behavior. he’d rather you overstimulate him until he passes out than edging him for hours. but he doesn’t get a say in what you do, so he just has to take whatever you decide to give him like the good puppy he is.

a drawn out moan leaves jaehyuns lips when you start moving your hips, squeezing tight around his cock with each movement. even when his mouth was open and he was taking in big breaths, he felt like he could barely breathe when you were so gorgeous on top of him like this.

“jaehyun, do i need to keep your mouth stuffed in order for you to be quiet?” you hold his face in your hand, squishing his cheeks together so his mouth stays open. you slow your hips just slightly and jaehyun shakes his head in your hold, his drool leaking on your hand and running down your wrist. you laugh at his pathetic figure, he was trying so hard to be quiet like you asked. you knew how hard it is for him to not make any noise so the easiest way to torture him was to keep him silent - no words, no moans. it always ends up with him being punished, how could he be quiet when you make him feel so good?

reaching over, you grab the panties you had on before this, balling them up in your hand before bringing them to jaehyuns lips. your hand thats holding his mouth open squishes his mouth open some more, and you stuff his mouth full of your underwear. jaehyuns eyes roll to the back of his head as his tongue tastes the essence of you on the fabric, and suddenly all of his senses are just filled with you.

“my cute little puppy, maybe this will teach you to shut your mouth”

[kiwipineappleparasol]

So I watched Death Note (relatively) recently Bonus Halloween Scribble 👻🎃

[pretty-pink-puppy-kiwi]

Mutuals are making Puppy horny at work!! Unforgivable!! To the dungeon with all of you!!!!

[hanzajesthanza]

It's soon to be here...

After 6 months of hard work, I’m proud to bring you this (nearly) 3 hour long Witcher video essay:

The Rise and Fall of The Witcher

How did the fate of Poland in the shadow of World War II affect the development of Polish sci-fi and fantasy? How did "Witcher" get its start, and why was it such a literary phenomenon? Why do so many Witcher fans DISLIKE the Netflix show? What do George Orwell and Aldous Huxley have to do with any of this? In the wake of the Netflix series’ cancellation—with its fifth season being its last—I am retracing the story of The Witcher.

Premiering Friday, June 28th, 2024 at 8:00 p.m. GMT [2 p.m. CT, 9 p.m. CET, 5 a.m. AEST]

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[fence-time]

Glad people agree with my kākāpō skizz.. here’s some other NZ bird Hcs :3c

Skizz-kākāpō

Grian- kēa

Impulse- kiwi

Jimmy- pīwakawaka

Pearl- fairy penguin

Cub- pūkeko

[e-102]

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

[reality-detective]

Dr. William Li breaks down the facts...

If you eat just ONE kiwi, overnight your gut microbiome will improve and start to heal itself. 🤔

[kiwinatorwaffles]

i will not make a comment as to whether i endorse or oppose any of these at risk of being burnt at a stake

[bugsmoverocks]

not shown is Miriam going home later and asking Saphy to help her cast a spell on the flowers so they never wilt

[kiwifie]

look okay I can not get through That One Scene without my entire brain being nothing but them for a week

[domoriu]

cw. smut mdni !! slight somno

having trouble waking up in the morning? always missing your alarms or constantly hitting snooze? well thank goodness for your lovely boyfriend sungho, who’s always there to help you wake up !!

“time to wake up pretty,” he’s cooing in your ear after nudging you a couple times, only to earn groans and you only stirring slightly. he knows exactly what to do to get you awake after the first couple failed attempts, and soon he’s peeling the blanket off your body, ignoring your protests from the cold air hitting you as he adjusts you so your on your back, hands rubbing the skin of your thighs before hooking his fingers into the hem of your cute sleeping shorts. spreading your legs open, he lays between them and props your legs over his shoulders, placing a kiss on your clit over your panties. he knows by now that your eyes would be open, and he’s repeating the action until he feels your hips start to move against his face.

“sungho…” your hands snake through his hair while he pulls your panties to the side, diving into your cunt. he eats you out so eagerly, like this is his breakfast, sucking on your clit before dragging his tongue down to your hole to collect your growing arousal, his own spit mixing in and making everything so messy. he lets you grind against his face some more, your juices all over his nose down to his chin, moaning against your pussy as he laps at you more aggressively.

it doesn’t take too long for you to reach your peak, always more sensitive when you’re still tired and sungho knew your body like the back of his hand, always able to make you cum with a quickness you couldn’t do yourself. he pulls his face away from your cunt, placing soft kisses to your trembling thighs before helping you sit up in the bed.

“go get in the shower baby, ill make you some breakfast”