#abnorm dont girl

[jamethinks]

Since Yor and Loid both work very dangerous jobs they have picked a few quirks in relation to safety. Their ideas of what's a normal thought process are a bit warped. But because they're so close it never really strikes them as odd

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*Twilight and Yor enter a new building*

Loid: There are approximately 15 exits to the exterior, including windows

Yor: 20 security workers. Some are posing as wait staff. No guns only tasers

Loid: No. The head one has a gun. Small discrete. It's probably a pistol. My best guess is that he's not supposed to have it.

Yor: right. I think that table in the north east is our safest bet.

Loid: I said the same thing. Best escape route. Can accommodate moving Anya with ease

Anya: I just wanted to meet bondman.

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*Twilight showing Yor around a house they want to buy*

Loid: below the basement there's a secret cellar. There's also a tunnel that leads all the way to the garage at the back of the property so we can easily escape

Yor: that's nice but I am concerned about Anya. I don't want her to come down here and play and get stuck by accident.

Loid: yeah, I'm gonna have to work out the mechanics of it. Need it be discrete but also not easy for kids to play around with. Will take a minute

Yor: that's fine. But I do love having a cellar. Nice a spacious and soundproof.

Loid: you could kill someone down here and no one would know

Yor: exactly.

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*Yor comes back from visiting Melinda's house and is discussing it with Loid*

Yor: the house is such a maze. If you wanted to break in you're gonna need a map

Loid: what's the security like

Yor: surprisingly light on the inside. You would be good once you're inside but getting inside is the real struggle.

Yor: I must say the landscaping is a great deception. You'd think it would be easy to break in and use the foliage as cover, but it's so noisy it would alert anyone.

Loid: *chuckles* those Desmonds really have a way with security huh

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*watching a horror movie*

Yor, watching a man get chopped up: that's so anatomically incorrect

Loid: that's way to much blood for such a shallow cut

Yor: you only get that kind of spray for a jugular

Loid: There's no way they didn't get caught with all that stomping they've been doing

Loid: that's not how a silencer works

Yor: look at that bullet wound. That's way to big for the type of bullets they were using

Loid: The exit wound is the same size, too. Seriously, who directed this?

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*Twilight about to teach Anya how to shoot a gun*

Yor: loid what the hell are you doing?

Loid: look ok she's needs to be able to defend herself against intruders. The stabbing and hand to hand combat rely on her being in close proximity. Guns are vest for long range

Yor:

Yor: fine. But we are not showing her how to use a shot gun. It's way to heavy. Trying a pistol.

Loid: No. Too small. It'll be harder for her to get a good shot in. Shot guns can be propped up so she won't have to carry it. Plus, they're way more socially acceptable to have in the house

Anya: Becky's probably playing dress up right now...

[selfspinninglies]

Come look at my face, come give me your praise,

Erase my old name and throw it all away!

[rbs are very appreciated, click for quality]

[seaweedstarshine]

Sometimes I think of Amy Pond, who grew up being called mad by those who wielded the word as a tool of exclusion and shame —

Amy Pond, who though forced into the hands of four psychiatrists, still clung to that which they called madness until those systems which elevate psychosocial conformity above humanity stripped it from her —

Amy Pond, whose imaginary friend reappeared for a single hour after twelve years and reignited that faith before disappearing for two more years —

Amy Pond, who spent those those two years under the same implicit threat ingrained in her through psychiatric violence, and thus began to believe the man who stopped the invasion was “just a madman with a box,” only for him to agree, and to also call her “mad, impossible Amy Pond,” reframing madness as non-negative for the first time in her life —

Amy Pond, who ignored the disembodied voice of her imaginary friend even as she ran away with him for real, who still lived each day with the traumatic internalization of deviancy dictated upon her by the psychiatric-industrial complex that shaped her from childhood —

Amy Pond, who wouldn't acknowledge the Doctor's voice, such that it took an Angel in her eye that was literally killing her to ensure she couldn't reality check herself —

Amy Pond, who stood before a room which muttered about “the psychiatrists we brought her to,” and though afraid, escaped their rigid parameters of acceptable existence.

[meneswings]

ermm... what the flip tumblr??? ( for context i searched up abnormality dancing girl1!!11!! )

[theprinceandthewitch]

Luz and Hunter are Evelyn/Caleb coded and I think it's really funny how the show chooses to be unsubtle about it all the way up until the end of TTT.

[I legit can't see how TOH is supposed to be a subversion of romantic expectations when it constantly beats us over the head with the Caleb/Evelyn = Lunter parallels.]

I rewatched HM last night and this episode in particular never fails to make me WAIL.

1.) "Out of all the Grimwalkers, you looked the most like him"

2,) Luz wearing a jacket that has a big ol "E" on it in an episode that directly parallels Luz and Hunter with Caleb and Evelyn with zero subtlety.

This clothing choice is especially crazy in hindsight because we still didn't know Evelyn's name at this point in time. But the writers did and they made Luz wear a jacket with a giant "E" on it and THEN do shit like this:

OK COOL, THIS IS FINE.

I can see how we aren't supposed to read this as romantically coded, especially when they parallel the paintings with scenes in this episode and they make Luz wear a jacket with an "E" on it. [I am being sarcastic, btw].

LMAO, AND THEN - and then Thanks to Them comes around to officially solidify these parallels by name dropping Evelyn, which makes Luz's jacket choice in HM extremely suspicious.

Oh and TTT also shows us Evelyn was the one responsible for introducing Flapjack to Caleb like how Luz introduced Flapjack to Hunter in HP.

Antis: There are no Lunter hints or Lunter = Caleb/Evelyn coding in the show ur just delusional.

TOH: ... Anyways. [Makes it very clear Luz and Hunter are tied to the story of Caleb/Evelyn and they make Luz and Hunter kiss in a spoiler episode.]

HOW is this show subverting romantic expectations when it keeps laying on the Caleb/Evelyn + Lunter parallels? Especially SAI, which is a spoiler episode with THIS in it.

This show did everything but subvert romantic expectations LMAO. Luz and Hunter are tied to Caleb and Evelyn's story. It doesn't matter if you don't like it because that's how the show wants you to view Luz's and Hunter's dynamic.

[hyperrealisticblood]

"WHO ARE YOU?"

"WHO AM I?"

I ASKED, BUT RECEIVED NO REPLY

[mspaint-flower]

HI WHAT ABOUT TAME MENE FROM HORA MITE YO HORA FURETE YO BON'YONA FUKU O SUTESATTE

twisted cycle path

[i-want-docmartens]

[skeletood]

[axolotlclown]

Y'know, I just want to put on the record:

Making jokes about raping your friend's girlfriend is not a thing that men typically do.

[kitty-filez574]

“Alone with my thoughts in the dark of the night, I found myself faced with a peculiar sight: Hey, who could you be? Hey, who could I be? I asked my reflection, who smiled at me.”

I love this song ongnfnf i took the lyrics from this cover btw

[swiftfootedachilles]

Just casually thinking about Ian noticing that Mickey is stressed so he holds his face and gives him tender kisses until he's calm and relaxed. Or until his entire body melts, whichever comes first.

ohhhh yes i am very (not) casually thinking abt this now

mickey: angy stomping around the house, obviously in need of husband kisses and doting to cure his ailment

ian:

tbh i see ian as a bit emotionally oblivious, but once he realizes mickey is stressed/upset and its not gonna go away on its own, its all hands on deck baby he is pulling mickey into a monster bear hug and refusing to let go until mickey lets all his emotions out and/or talks to him about it

they both have physical touch as a love language so you bet your ass they kiss and hold and sway with each other when they feel the other needs it. i am also continuing to push my "autistic mickey is an emotional sponge" narrative and say that he can feel ians energy shift immediately when it happens. hes like okay ian you may be the emt but this is a case for dr. gallagher-milkovich 🫡 i prescribe you with forehead kisses, couch cuddles, and a rewatch of you favorite chick flick without any complaining💊 (mick breaks his own rule about complaining but in his defense he only complains about it from a critical standpoint, not just because its a chick flick)

[retraceyourstepss]

Mom, help the hyperfixation is changing...

[iscariotapologist]

to be quite honest i'm not entirely over having my teenage body scrutinized and deemed overly scandalous and inappropriate at various times by insane staff and faculty in evangelical high school for existing in leggings or a dress. just things i'm thinking upon and getting enraged over this nye. imagine having a normal body image

[verdxocto]

im gonna go get some cereal after this

[obb-z-scene]

Cool thing (guess what song it's based off of and I'll love u)

And EVEN COOLER THING ‼️ (Art block goin crazy)