#abbeyton

[bandtrees]

all of cheezburger paradise urges you to vote davey in @fat-oc-battle !!! do so here :]] been loving this bracket so far! so many cool ocs

[littlescaryinternetguy]

For the OC ask game. I wanted to ask your OC Granville Bartholomew Abbey Esquire number 3: what was your childhood like?

Lovely, in a word. Thank you so much for asking. It is quite a thrill to hear from whatever it is you are. One would think that being the first aristocratic child in space would be a thrill, and you would be right! Of course, it was difficult: my loyal servant Ponks did much of the actual physical work of getting ready to be sent into the Zone of No Return, which I always thought to be such a strange name for a zone. Whatever could such a forboding name MEAN? In any case I had to figure out which one of my favorite pillows to bring with me, and let me tell you, the competition was fierce. I did a lot of soul-searching. There were many sleepless nights where only a tincture of warm milk and zolpidem tartrate sent me into the arms of Nod.

However, the big day did come, and I packed my pillow and my stick and hoop. Of course, I told Ponks to pack them, but I effected their packing, so really you could say that I was responsible for their packing, and from there it's just a short distance to 'I packed'. Of course, you are no doubt aware of the unpleasantness that happened once we blasted off. I am told that Ponks was alive and smiling all the way to the ground, where he intersected with what is apparently The World's Largest Pile of Clean TIssues. In any case, the loss of 87% of his his brain upon impact seems to have made him much happier, and he is currently the Conservative MP for Abbeyton-upon-Scrunt. Of the crew of the spaceship, most of whom referred to me as "Fauntleroy", "Spaulding", and "Fuckface", the less said the better. Heaven has five new angels. Where the five persons in the crew went after the hull breach, on the other hand, is a matter of debate, since parts of them were apparently spread across several time zones. It was a rum go piloting the rocket, let me tell you! However, an Abbey never gives up, and neither did I, the coma I lapsed into when I tripped and got my head stuck in the zero-gravity loo notwithstanding. Now of course, as you most certainly know, there were several misadventures. I have since grown up to be a strapping young man, and currently live on the planet Amazzon with the lovely (and sky-scraping) giantess cyborg Laura Moskovicz-K201G. She has assured me that using me as a ping pong ball in a game of "Giantess Beer Pong 2000" is a gesture of respect, and frequently lets me eat. Other parts of my childhood were somewhat less interesting: how I inspired Woodstock 2000; averting World Wars 3-9 inclusive; inventing a fully biodegradable cravat; and, of course, being heir to the Abbey fortune and driving around a little car and chasing Ponks in it while honking. But thank you for asking, Kitn-Underwood! May your days be full of whatever it is that persons like yourself want. Fast food and tabloids or what have you. Yours in a sense, Granville

[bandtrees]

haven't posted all these guys yet, but for the season i got refs for artfight in :D

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taken at a mall hot topic circa 2011. these two used to be emo shopping buddies in the earliest years of the band, though the only interaction they’ve had since sierra left is her refollowing his instagram in 2017

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exes meme for my furry ocs whose secret relationship and subsequent nasty breakup was the face of many tabloids throughout the 2010s