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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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I stg I could come on here and be like “everyone should try to be nice” and somebody I the notes would be like op you don’t understand I have Terminal Meanie Disorder and this hurt my feelings 🥺

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Replace “what if I regret this?” with “what if this sets me free?”

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Quite bizarre.

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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

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A hero without a cape

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Please make neil banging out the tunes. Its important for this religious holiday

as you wish :)

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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A Pack of Pixies!

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Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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CARRIE FISHER Larry King Live (September 12, 1990)