#a3 incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Jennifer(to Rio):…Why should we even let you be in our coven?

Lilia: Yeah! What even are your qualifications?

Rio: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen “The Exorcist” ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A WOMAN WHO CRAWLED OUT OF THE GROUND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK I’M QUALIFIED?!

[taichissu]

somebody help them

[incorrect-joseimuke]

The walls have ears, the doors have eyes, and the shadows have Rook.

— Pomefiore Students

[emilycollins00]

Sakyo: sit in the chair. I'm not angry I just need to ask you some questions

Kazunari *mouthing from behind him*: deny everything

Taichi: this isn’t a chair

[summermisumi]

Sakyo, on the phone with Banri: What are you doing?

Banri, playing video games: The dishes

Sakyo: Did I just hear a laser gun?

Banri: This is a bad neighborhood

[unknwnrm]

Tenma: "you support gay rights so you must be gay"

Tenma: I support animal rights too do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?

Tenma:

Tenma: Turns out I'm actually gay

Banri: Holy shit how'd this alpaca learn how to type?

Kazunari: Diversity wins! The alpaca is gay!

[bakersgrief]

Art students getting ready for a party:

Banri: Where the hell are my stripper heels- oh. You have them.

Yose: Yeah I stole them. Wanna borrow my stompers?

Banri: Sure-

Kazunari: Hey Yoser~ can I borrow your fungi print button down?

Banri: Are those my cutoffs?

Kazunari: Maybe~

Yose: Sure. Can I steal one of your Hawaiian shirts?

Banri: With the heels??

Yose: I know what I'm doing. I'm glad my mesh crop-top fits you by the way, it's a little tight on me so you can keep it if you want.

Banri: Thanks. Kaz, I'm borrowing your bedazzled booty shorts.

Kazunari: Sure thing, Settzer!

-Half an hour later-

Sakyo, passing them on the way out: You all are the biggest eyesore I have ever seen-

[nervouscoffeeheart]

Azami: *Gently taps table*

Sakyo: *Taps back*

Izumi: What are they doing?

Azuma: Morse code.

Azami: *Aggressively taps table*

Sakyo: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[thorn-princess]

*at a troupe meeting*

banri: does anyone have any questions?

taichi: if a bear and a shark had a fight who would win?

banri:

banri: does anyone have any relevant questions?

[xxs3puc4lowxx]

T3NYUKI INCORR3CT QUOT3Z (no typinn quirkz b3low)

Tenma: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Yuki: Thank god.

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Tenma: I’m in love with you. Yuki: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Tenma: I know. Yuki: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Tenma: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Yuki: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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Yuki: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Tenma: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Tenma, right after Yuki leaves the room: I miss him already.

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Tenma: Life is like Yuki. It's short.

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Yuki: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves? Tenma: I have a person who does that for me. Yuki: Yeah, ME. Tenma: I'm glad you agree.

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Yuki: You are an absolute fucking dork. Tenma, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Yuki: sighs Yeah, you're my dork.

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Tenma: Is that a gun?! Yuki: It's not what it looks like! Tenma: It looks like a gun! Yuki: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore. Tenma: …ANYMORE?!

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Yuki: Tenma, I don't like you. Tenma: What did you say? Yuki: You heard me! Tenma, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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Tenma: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Yuki: This is a lie. Yuki: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Yuki: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Tenma: Yuki, you're my best friend. Yuki: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Yuki: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Tenma and Yuki are in Paris. Tenma: I'm…moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel…destiny? Yuki: But… Tenma: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Yuki: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Tenma: Yeah. Yuki: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Tenma: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Yuki: Okay, alright.

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Tenma, to Yuki: We had a date! Tenma: aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book

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Yuki: You have Crayons? Tenma: Yes, I have— Yuki: You're— how old are you? Tenma: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Yuki: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Tenma: Yuki: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Yuki: Tenma taught me to think before I act. Yuki: …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Yuki, texting Tenma: Any plans for tonight? Tenma: No. Yuki: Loser.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO INDEED

@idannao Alfred, not looking up from whatever he's working on: Nasty boy. Brat Bat.

I feel like both Clark and Diana talk abt Bruce like he's a skrunkly wet cat. However, they show their affection for their bestie very differently:

Diana, holding Bruce up by his cape: stinky stinky bastard man >:)

Clark: Noooooo! D! Don't be meannn! He's not stinky 🥺

Bruce, wondering what the fuck is happening: ...

[lo5o]

Another year of Blackhill bingo done!! Wasn't able to do much this year, but at least I got the heart shape!!

Here's a master list of all the fills:

A2 - Bondage - Manip (E) on AO3

C2 - Robots - Incorrect image quote (T)

E2 - Image - Incorrect image quote (T)

A3 - Prison AU - Manip (T)

E3 - Hogwarts AU - Manip (G)

B4 - First Date - Manip (G)

And a multi chapter fic That Year at SHIELD Academy (M) on AO3 for B1, D1, D4 and C5

A big THANK YOU to the mods @blackhillbingo for another fun year of creating all things Blackhill ❤️💙

[taichissu]

Banri: Kumon just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

[c4tb0y0]

Guy, who is confused about human pop culture: It is so amazing that Leonardo was not only a ninja turtle but an amazing painter

Azuma, who is enjoying this a little too much: Don't forget how he acted in the titanic, truly beautiful

Banri, who is feeding into it: A real renaissance man

Sakyo, who is disappointed in them: I hate you guys

[emilycollins00]

Tsuzuru: I have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright-

Tsuzuru: Oh, there they go. Uh oh, see, they're fears now

[summermisumi]

Yuki: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Tenma: Can you even reach my neck?