#a03 humor

[tailoredsnob]

Me: I'm really depressed and i don't feel like working on my current fanfic today.

Also me: What if you started writing another fic? You got a few original fics in your head don'tcha?

OH GOD!!!!! THE MEMES HAVE WARNED ME!!!!! AND I DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN!!!! HELP!!!!!! IT'S INEVITABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JWSJLAKSLQPAPSLDDNDJXKWKSLNFDNDJ JWKAPAMZMWSLSLSLEMSKSLSLWLSKDMDNC CNDJEKDKWO

[itsawritblr]

When I've FINALLY finish outlining my plot & my Writing Brain comes up with one more fucking idea.

[veryrealauthorthings]

[kaybreezy3000]

Imagine Five trying to do normal stuff...

Link to all my Tumblr art/story posts

Link to my story/art Master List

Link to visit me direct on AO3

[lintukoto2]

The best way to get ideas for your fanfiction is to have no time to write it.

[lizzy06]

Fandom Frenzy: When AO3 Goes Down, the Internet Unites for a Global Therapy Session

Fellow fanfic enthusiasts and accidental scholars of the Great AO3 Outage of 2024! It appears our beloved Archive of Our Own has decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical(is this happening more frequently or is it just me?).SO, AO3 is down, yes..I am sure we all are aware and you surely don't have anything to do now... like you're (me too guys) literally on tumblr going thru the ao3/ao3 is down tag to read memes abt ur sorrow.

I remember using ao3 6 hrs ago when mid-fic ao3 suddenly puts the service- unavailable page up and I'm like, no biggy it will start in a few mins but then I doze off and even after waking up, it is still down... which I completely understand, servers do need downtime sometimes(After the DDOS attack of 2023, this is nothing) but that's not gonna make me not rant abt it... Anyways, whileAO3 has decided to take a little nap, and now you're left with a gaping void in your fanfiction-filled hearts....let's appreciate this fact , it surely does bring all the fandoms together in this recently found camaraderie .Yes, that’s right—every fandom, from Supernatural to Haikyuu to Star Wars to My Little Pony, has suddenly found itself in the same boat, drifting aimlessly on a sea of downtime. And SURELY I would be lying if I was the only one looking forward to all the memes we all share and the collective sorrow party we have here!!

THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREAT FANDOM CONVERGENCE.... LIKE HOW GLOBAL ORGANIZATIONS HAVE THESE YEARLY MEETINGS, I THINK AO3 BEING DOWN IS THE TIME FOR OUR MEETINGS LOL

(And now that I have taken a minute off your pain with my rambling, continue down ur sorrow rabbit hole/mini existential crisis while I proceed to do the same🙂🙂)

[crystalskies42]

Avatar human headcanons #2!

Imagine Lo'ak, Tsireya, and Rotxo waking up at the crack of dawn to scare the absolute shizz out of Ao'nung. Lo'ak and Tsireya are basically the menaces, while Rotxo is there for vibes, lol. (This is based on a fanfic I wrote a month back :)

Lo'ak and Tsireya: *Barges into the room* WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!

Ao'nung: *Wakes up abruptly* WHAT'S GOING ON!?

Neteyam, who was sleeping beside Ao'nung: *slurs* Ao'nung...? Wha' happening??

Lo'ak: :0

Tsireya: :0

Rotxo: :0

Rotxo: That's crazy

Lo'ak: >:0 WHAT SINCE WHEN!? WHY!?

Tsireya: *giggles*

[take2me5to9hell9]

To those of you who, for some reason, enjoy my memes, I am very sorry I didn't share any in the last update. I don't know why the inspiration hits me only when it is a super sad chapter (probably because I cope with humor)

Marsha and I worked on those though

Part 2

[anamazingangie]

gauche // Rhaenyra x Daemon 🐈

🐈 Rated E 🐈 39.5k words 🐈 Complete 🐈 by AmazingAngie 🐈

This beast is a lighthearted modern AU in which the universe gives Daemon a cat, who turns into Rhaenyra, who turns out to be the best thing that ever happened to him. There is an adjustment period though, because she is kind of hard to explain- and she also makes him really really hard.

The story is told over nine chapters, mostly from Daemon POV but with insight from his assistant, chef, and maid who all have thoughts on the pretty girls peculiar behavior. AND includes a lil epilogue! :)

Official Summary:

Daemon finds a kitten in the pouring rain and he isn’t a monster, ok? He didn’t expect to keep it. And he DEFINITELY didn’t expect it to turn into that.  Or: Rhaenyra is a cat until she’s not

tags: Modern AU, Familiars, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Attempt at Humor, daemon's unique moral compass, when you're so lonely the universe gives you a cat and then she turns into your girlfriend, surprise it has a plot now and somnophilia and incest!, rhaenyra is a human for the vast majority of this fic, her cat characteristics are emotional not physical, rhaenyra hates clothing and is hungry for cream

💕🐈 Read on Ao3  🐈💕

Individual chapter summaries and banners below the cut!

🐈 Chapter One 🐈

In which Daemon discovers a cat and is feels too guilty to leave it behind to shiver in the cold rain.

...and in which he wakes to discover the cat is no longer a cat at all.

🐈 Chapter Two 🐈

When he had regained the ability to move, Daemon scrambled out of bed, pushing the girl off his legs in the process. She tumbled into his bedding and looked up at him, her forehead creased into a frown.   “I wanted the cream.” She whimpered, her gaze pleading, as she reached towards his dick which was very  confused, but still very hard. It almost looked proud, as if its height was a testament to the perseverance of mankind and his personal libido.  He brushed her hand away and pulled a sheet up to cover himself somewhat, even though the girl seemed unconcerned with nudity. She was naked too, and fuck if it wasn’t glorious. Truly, It said a lot about just how fucking hot she was that he was distracted by that and not the fact she had been a cat just a few hours ago. 

🐈 Chapter Three 🐈

Daemon is forced to leave her behind while he tends to a work emergency. His assistant is unimpressed when tasked with finding clothing for the girl. Especially when Daemon offers a bra size estimate and nothing else.

Plus! chef!Laena and her POV on the pantless girl in Daemon's apartment.

🐈 Chapter Four 🐈

Rhaenyra is unimpressed with her new wardrobe. Daemon is TOO impressed in her new underwear. A trip to Macy's is made to buy something more modest- but it ends in his humiliation, too.

Rhaenyra is unfazed and delighted to finally get the collar she has been asking for.

And they both ask google some questions about her.

🐈 Chapter Five 🐈

“Have you ever had a bath before?” He asked the girl, who nodded, “When I was a human.”  Oh good. So her last memory of water was hopefully a positive one.  “Do you want a bath now?” He asked, but her eyes narrowed like it was a trap.  “No.” She said, firmly.  “Human’s take baths, Rhaenyra.” He said, equally firm.  She brightened considerably, “Oh—so we’d take one together?”  “No. Definitely not.”  She was back to glaring. “Why not?”  His mouth opened and closed, “It’s inappropriate.”  Still glaring, “Why?”  How could he possibly explain this to her?  “It’s something people in relationships do.”  She looked nonplussed, “We’re in a relationship. I’m your pet.”  “It’s—people who don’t have a sexual relationship don’t bathe together, Rhaenyra.”  She smiled, “Okay—so we’ll have sex first!”  “No.” He insisted. 

🐈 Chapter Six 🐈

Day two with his Rhaenyra. Humanity is returning to her brain at last, she is still a handful but she is one who remembers where she came from.

Or, rather, who her father is.

It's someone Daemon knows too. Sort of. Because they are technically brothers.

🐈 Chapter Seven 🐈

“Rhaenyra.” He hissed, only to get a sleepy. “Hmmm?” In response.  “Did you pretend to be asleep just to get out of wearing clothes?” He asked, almost aghast.  He felt her shift, tilting her head so she could shower his chest in kisses.  “That isn’t an answer.” He said firmly.  “Don’t be mad at me,” she pleaded, followed by,  “It isn’t my fault that it worked.”  He snorted. “I’m not mad at you.” He said, and he meant it—he was mad at himself for falling for it.  He sighed, stroking her soft hair and enjoying how warm she was. How could he possibly be mad at that? “Goodnight, kitten.” He said, as she nuzzled her face into the crook of his neck.  He was almost looking forward to the morning. To spending more time with her. God he really was fucked.  But as long as he didn’t actually fuck her it was fine.  Or, that was what he told himself—it helped him sleep at night.

🐈 Chapter Eight 🐈

Daemon's maid comes to tidy things and ends up dirtying someone's mind in the process. Rhaenyra might have hissed at the vacuum cleaner and her offer to help change the sheets went unaccepted when she refused to stop sitting on the sheets.

Meanwhile, Daemon's dick is very confused. It isn't helped by Rhaenyra's incessant texting of her new discoveries (and photos) found while googling human cream.

🐈 Chapter Nine 🐈

“I want kittens.” She told Daemon, pouting up at him from her place on the floor. He was nearby—on the couch—on his laptop—ignoring her.  The jerk.  Sometimes she mourned the days where she could show her displeasure by peeing on things. She knew that was inappropriate human adult behavior but ugh. How else was she supposed to train him? “Daemon.” She reached out, tickling the bottom of his foot to get his attention and giggling as he jerked and swore, laptop slipping onto the cushion beside him.  Good.  “I want kittens.” She repeated now that she had his attention. The ones surrounding her at that moment obviously didn’t count. They were from the rescue, under her 24/7 at home care given their small size and age. It was a responsibility she was soon granted, given the creature's obvious ease around her, no matter what background they came from. But they weren’t hers.  Daemon shook his head. “You are enough for me, kitten, I can’t handle another.” He said.  That was their deal—she could foster kittens but not adopt any. Not yet. But obviously, she wasn’t talking about real kittens. She huffed, turning back to the fluffy tabby that had crawled onto her chest. It butted against her breast and wailed. She sighed apologetically, “Sorry, I can’t make cream like daddy does.”  Daemon made a strangled noise behind her, whether to the reference to cream or to him being a daddy, she wasn’t sure. She didn’t really care. She was distracted, stroking the kitten that nuzzled more insistently against the little nub that protruded from the printed cotton of her bra.  I can’t make cream like daddy does, yet. She thought to herself.  Maybe soon, though.

those give you a taste but as i said, the whole thing is on ao3!

comments mean a lot as do likes and reblogs :)

💕🐈 Read on Ao3  🐈💕

[tailoredsnob]

I'm just sayin', you don't truly know how fucked up and concerning your writing can be, until you actually start reading the words you have just typed up.

[philosopherbouquet]

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Chapters: 5/5

Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney

Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth & Phoenix Wright & Trucy Wright

Characters: Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Minuki | Trucy Wright

Additional Tags: NaruMitsu Week, NaruMitsu Week 2023, Fandom Week, Fluff and Humor, Some Plot, Some Humor, Family Fluff, Married Couple, Married Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright, Complete

SUMMARY: 

Miles gets 5 friendly reminders of why being with Phoenix is good for him.

For NaruMitsu Week 2023

@narumitsuweek

[childlikegoblinqueen]

Sweet Child Side Story Preview.

“Hmmmm.” Said Gilbert. “Hey, Willow? How is your – uh — friendship with Hunter advancing?”

Hunter nearly choked. He was going to have a panic attack right then and there, hiding on the other side of Willow's bed.

“Ohhhhhhh you know!” His girlfriend answered dismissively. “It is advancing at a steady and responsible pace!” 

As the choking feeling continued, Hunter almost let out a loud cough. As a young scout he had been specially trained for stealth missions, and now he was on the verge of failing this very important one.

“Well,” Gilbert mused, “As long as it is ‘responsible’ advancement, you know that Papa and I are here to support you as you figure it out.”

[kaybreezy3000]

(Not really a request, just making a joke to be silly.)

We're officially nearing the end of NN November! I know that at least once Klaus must have bet the others who could endure the month. Then it's just a funny line of dominoes as each sibling either doesn't give a shit (Allison and Viktor both roll their eyes at the idea) while the rest get really competitive because they want bragging rights/ this family was raised on competition, thanks to Reggie "I want my children to work as a team, but also I will pit them against one another" Hargreeves.

Five thinks he's won as his calendar and watch both read Dec. 1st, so he thinks that him and Reader are in the clear but it turns out Klaus messed with his stuff and he loses.

Imagine Five looking down at his dorky watch that has a zillion buttons and dials, going, "What the fuck? I won...didn't I?" He glares at Klaus. "I'm going to kill you."

Or...

They are sitting at the dinner table and he's says, "Joke is on you assholes. I shake hands with the big guy in my pants about every two hours. In fact, I was just jerking off down in the kitchen, so I hope you enjoy your mashed potatoes because I just made them extra creamy."

Diego scoffs. "Big guy in his pants, yeah right." He shoves his fork full of potatoes in his mouth.

Allison looks over at Viktor, lifting her glass to his. "Cheers to another fun family night."

I love it. TY. ❤️ Five being all competitive about winning the Hargreeves NO NUT November challenge is hilarious. 😂 Now it's in my head that this happened.

[lizzy06]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AO3 IS DOWN??!!! (THE DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN)

Is it just me guys? Or is it down??!! Like I remember trynna I was on ao3 like 6 hrs ago using it and suddenly..it went down and IT IS STILL DOWN!! Like WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW..Like should I live a life now(Nah , let's cry abt this together on tumblr or I will just lie down on the middle of the road)... fanfic.net will be my savior now lol...heck even wattpad will do..

LIKE I SWEAR WHOEVER HANDLES THESE DECISIONS RLLY GOT OFF ON THE COMMUNAL INTERNET MOURNING WE DID(a couple of times now) AND DECIDED...LET"S DO IT AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭

[mangyraccooon]

Been reading actual books again lately and if I’ve learned one thing it’s

if the characters arent equally little weirdo losers in their own way

I get so bored

[boo-bookeys]

I hope those particular AO3 fanfiction writers know how much psychic damage I am subjected to take in Statistics because of them.