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The jurgen leitner hate is real
#tma fanart#tma#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#ben meredith#jurgen leitner
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The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
#shitpost#the magnus archives#tma podcast#anglerfish#jurgen leitner#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#georgie barker#just saying#like yeah sure i wont smoke if it will release eldritch horror upon the mutliverse sure
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AU where the others find out Jon is going to explore the tunnels in Season 2 and forcefully tag along (Sasha is alive and everything is fine)
I made a part 2!
#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonathan sims#sasha james#martin blackwood#tim stoker#tma jon#tma tim#tma sasha#tma martin#tma season two#just a full season of these four fucking around in the tunnels#they’re all happy and nothing is wrong#they find leitner’s food scraps and get into a full debate about if they can eat it#when they find leitner himself tim and sasha almost commit brutal pipe murder#i just love them :(#bound family
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elias in hades, perchance?
if tma were a hades-style roguelike I think it'd be entertaining to have elias just show up like a little bitch and give you tasks that eventually give you rewards. I don't think he'd show up as the final boss until much later on in the story (equivalent to the hades epilogue) where he'll become the eye's pupil and the player (presumably jon) has to kill him to stop the eyepocalypse or smth (don't question my thought process too much I haven't actually rationalised it all in my head yet lol)
#magnus archives#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#tma#tma fanart#art#tma spoilers#elias bouchard#elias tma#jonah magnus#hades game#hades supergiant#supergiant hades#hades fanart#hades game fanart#hades art#i might do more of these but i also might not#i'm tempted to draw elias throughout the show in the style#like when he brutally pipe murders jurgen leitner#or ends up in jail#or becomes the pupil of the Eye#i also might draw the other magnus characters#but that takes dedication and time that i don't have#so i might just not
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Get his ass, Gertrude.
#the urge to put blorbos from my shows into random posts and memes that remind me of them has won today#gertrude robinson#gerry keay#gerard keay#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tagging this as both tma and tmagp because they appear in both#though there hasn't been any leitners in tmagp yet and they may not even be called that in this universe
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Jonah sacrificing that guy isn't a parallel to Gertrude sacrificing Michael. Jonah did it for the sake of his curiosity while Gertrude believed she was saving the world. But you know who sacrificed their assistants for the sake of knowledge?
JURGEN MOTHERFUCKING LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tma#the magnus archives#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 27#jonah magnus#gertrude robinson#jurgen leitner
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
#the magnus archives#tma#jurgen leitner#gerry keay#jon sims#elias bouchard#on an unrelated note#i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears#the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote#plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded#not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything#(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff
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Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]
#tmagp#tmagp gwen#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#the magnus protocol#tmagp s1 epilogue#tmagp epilogue#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol spoilers#jurgen leitner#MOTHER FUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
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Jurgen: And 😱 one time....😔 I got attacked 😲 by an angry goth 😢 😭 😞😑
Jon: Oh <3 ❤️ that'll be 🤗 our ✨️gerard✨️🤩����🤩🥰😝
#thats how it went#mag 80#the librarian#the magnus archives#LIKE WHY DID JON SOUND SO PROUD AND HAPPY!?!?!?#oh thats just gerry :)#MY BROTHER IN THE CEASELESS WATCHER HE TRIED TO KILL THAT MAN#based#jongerry#btw thats the post#jon sims#jonathan sims#jurgen leitner#magpod#the magnus pod#mag#tma
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jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years
#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#the magnus archives spoilers#tma spoilers#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k
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A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅
#momoart#fanart#digital art#the magnus archives#the magnus archives podcast#messages from lee#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#tma spoilers#jurgen leitner#yeah I marked this as spoilers cause like what if people don’t know?#the magnus archives spoilers
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in the library. straight up "jergen it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My leitner
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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#nikola orsinov#michael distortion#daisy tonner#hezekiah wakely#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#dashboard simulator#unreality#tw unreality#shoutout to the cocoa cameo#constellama talks
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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day
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It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.
He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.
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I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that
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