#a: doonarose

[ineffableclassics]

Aziraphale seeks Crowley out in 38 BC Rome, finding him in a bathhouse which just so happens to be hosting an orgy. Aziraphale is there to discuss upcoming celestial business, Crowley is there for a good time, but when a certain demon happens to drop by, it gives them an (admittedly flimsy) excuse to get close, and then closer still.

First time sex in the back corner bath, canon compliant, much edging, feelings and filth.

Words: 17,837

Status: Complete

Rating: Explicit

By @doonarose

Art credit: Young Bathers in A Fountain by Albert Fourié

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: A Bathhouse Pretense

Aziraphale seeks Crowley out in 38 BC Rome, finding him in a bathhouse which just so happens to be hosting an orgy. Aziraphale is there to discuss upcoming celestial business, Crowley is there for a good time, but when a certain demon happens to drop by, it gives them an (admittedly flimsy) excuse to get close, and then closer still.

Length: 17,837 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit/ Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: After Dark, Canon Timeline

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by DoonaRose

*Minor Spoilers* This is a deliciously filthy after dark read! Set in 38 BC Rome, Aziraphale has tracked Crowley down to a bathhouse to tell him about the upcoming birth of Jesus. If he's being a little affected by the orgy around him, that's not his fault. And if the pair need to get intimate with each other, it's really not their fault, they are just trying to blend in after all! I love their characters so much for how they each justify doing what they really want. Aziraphale will always have an excuse or loophole for his behavior, and Crowley knows exactly how to tempt without being caught out. Not unique to this fic, but I want to note, that just because a story is a PWP that doesn't make it any less engaging than other kinds of fics. Sometimes the plot is porn, and that's wonderful! This still has such great character exploration within the filth. Very much not safe for public, but you will have a great time at home!

Read it here, fic by DoonaRose

[doonarose]

I just got the following anon comment on the latest fic:

And very obviously I know I'm not writing that level of literature, I'm not an idiot, but holy shit the immediate willful desire to throw myself at the commenter's feet and beg thanks and more praise.

Like tell me the thing you most want me to write next because I will, obviously, entirely, full-heartedly do it.

The elation that this kind of shit brings me...

[aziraphales-library]

I NEED DESPERATE DEEP RAIN KISSES SO BADLY OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(begging, scratching the walls of my jail)

i do love this blog so much, btw. I come here daily and it never desapoints me

I have tea to trade for good desperate deep rain kisses!!!! It is a good offer!!!!! (☕🍵☕🍵☕🍵☕)

Here are some kissing in the rain fics...

leave it to the rain by actualchangeling (G)

A conversation in the rain, some emotional competence, a smidge of honesty, and the complete lack of an awning—after yet another apocalypse has been averted, they finally find their way back to each other. - There is nothing romantic or calm about this night either, but Aziraphale retraces his steps and closes the distance between them simply because he can, simply because, even though he might not say it out loud, Crowley wants him to. There is, however, love. There has always been love, whether they could admit it or not.

Appreciating the Moment by Boacrow (NR)

Aziraphale and Crowley are stuck inside due to heavy rain outside. When a power outage occurs, Crowley decides to take things into his own hands.

Ready For Love by EdosianOrchids901 (T)

When their picnic is interrupted by rain, Aziraphale and Crowley take shelter under a tree. Touched by Crowley’s immediate attempt to cheer him up, Aziraphale makes a move. He has loved this demon for some time, after all, and he’s ready to show it.

Falling From Above by CasimirtT (T)

Aziraphale and Crowley get wet

Awning Realisation by DoonaRose (T)

This is exactly what you think. As Aziraphale and Crowley navigate the early stages of figuring out this whole kissing and romance business, they happen to get caught in the rain. Fortunately, there is an Awning. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy fic (with a sprinkle of spice).

The First Storm by Aethelflaed (G)

As the first storm grows more intense, an angel and a demon seek comfort from each other... -- “I…you know, I saw the humans doing this earlier,” the angel murmured, voice almost lost in the rain. “To comfort each other, when they first felt fear.” “Not afraid,” Crawley objected, even as the light returned, sending shivers of anticipation through him. “I…I never said you were,” and his other arm came around to press Crawley’s head into the bend of his neck. Now he could feel how those hands trembled, a gentle, ceaseless vibration. The angel buried his own face in Crawley’s shoulder, and the demon didn’t so much hear as feel the tiny squeak of distress that fell from those lips.

- Mod D

[goodomensafterdark]

WingZ Magazine - Issue 02 (SwimZ!) has arrived!

It's finally here! Just in time for the end of Summer! (shhh...)

We did it again, folks! We produced an absolute banger of a magazine!

Read here:

WingZ Magazine Issue 02 - SwimZ!

Links to the previous issue:

Moblie Friendly WingZ - 01 | Print Quality WingZ - 01

Please follow and support these amazing creators - there were so many wonderful goblins who helped put this extraordinary effort together! Congratulations and thanks to everyone!

Credits below the cut:

Art from @ineffablecrankshaft @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @afterdarkchef @trebol-negro @isiaiowin

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles @the-comfy-witch @theonevoice @orangejuiceinmyshoe @c0smicdisaster

@onedappercat @commentdismal @kiripin-art @christophjpg @bilaudad

@daneecastle @vavoom-sorted-art @thescholarlystrumpet as well as u/Blue_McFly, u/BJs4Bildad and u/catartkd from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Writing from @theravenmuse @tipofthehat665 @sixbynine-da @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @onedappercat

@bentley-after-dark @floscrap-blog @doonarose @whatareyou42 @its-unapologetic-apathy

@fuzzygoblin @ineffablyruined @depressedpenguin2 @featheredboaconstrictor @thenerdalert

@lemon-tart-221 as well as u/NegotiationReal6508 and u/Busy24-7 from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Final layout, wrangling, and recruiting by the editorial staff @saucysmutpigeon @nosferatini and u/soggyfritter from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

If you'd like a chance to participate in future issues of WingZ Magazine, come join the fun on at GoodOmensAfterDark on Reddit!

[fuzzygoblin]

Aziraphale and Crowley’s Spooktacular Adventure!

The Spooky Choose Your Own Adventure features works from 30 r/GoodOmen’sAfterDark Writers and Artists. This collaborative *Effort* is months in the making and includes over 50 unique stories for readers to explore. We have something for everyone! There's spookiness, horror, feelings, smut (OK, there's a *lot* of smut) and so many endings! Bad Endings, Sad Endings, Funny Endings and lots and lots of Happy Endings. Sit back, strip off, relax, strap ~~on~~ in, lube up and get ready for a Spooktacular Halloween Adventure!

Excerpt

It was a dark and foggy night. The Bentley’s headlights cast long shadows across the withered trees as the car sped along the winding road. They’d been driving for quite some time, several hours at least. The Bentley’s boot was full of new acquisitions from a particularly lucrative estate auction. Aziraphale had even managed to secure a copy of ‘Magia Naturalis’ with only the assistance of a very minor, some would perhaps say frivolous, miracle. Crowley remained sceptical of Aziraphale’s motives; he worried that the angel was looking to restart his magic act.   The terrain became less familiar the longer Crowley drove.   “We’re lost, aren’t we?” Aziraphale said from the passenger seat.   “I don’t get lost, angel,” Crowley snapped, glancing down at his phone to see a complete lack of any signal. He couldn’t help but notice the date though. “31st of October, of course it’s bloody Halloween.”   “All Hallows Eve… we are lost on the spookiest night of the year!” Aziraphale huffed, holding on for dear life as the car jerked to the left around a sharp bend in the road. Aziraphale’s corporation lurched into Crowley with an audible oof.   The blur of trees suddenly stopped and revealed a dark expanse. Up ahead, a tiny golden light stood out amidst the sea of black. As the Bentley’s engine roared down the road, the headlights illuminated a lone manor house.   “Crowley,” Aziraphale said, his voice suddenly urgent. “Stop the car!”

Continue reading here

With thanks to our writers and artists!

@onedappercat

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles

@riverstyx125

@doonarose

@dbacklot99

Puddinpocalypse

@janara7

@nosferatini

@mageofthepeople

@groovynightstrawberry

Blue_Rose_1066

@wiblywoblytimeywimey754

@goatmeal-craisin

@theravenmuse

sensiblesquirrels

Noorose93

@pineappleonbread

@tawnyontumblr

@isiaiowin

@ad-astrah

@nightshiftcaffiene

The Cortex

@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

@the-ineffable-dance

Glitteringrock

@fuzzygoblin

@orangejuiceinmyshoe

@ineffablecrankshaft

@c0smicdisaster

And to our amazing beta readers!

@seraphcrowley

@totheendtimes

@moderndayklutz

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@theonewiththeshippinggoogles

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@smitten-like-anything

The Cortex

Thanks to the wonderful @goodomensafterdark for making this collaboration possible! Enjoy the companion Bingo Card and reblog with what you've found on your journey!

[snootflake]

Crowley likes to watch Aziraphale eat - part 3

This one is specifically a scene from part 7 of Osculations by DoonaRose.

[Check out the full fic here]

[Or skip to this scene from part 7](explicit)

[secretlywingedphantom]

Written for @goodomensafterdark Ineffable Smut War

CW/TW: explicit, smut and humor, virgin aziraphale, top crowley, handjobs, thigh fucking, jiggly angel butt (more tags on AO3)

Summary Crowley learns that Aziraphale has been redacting anything of sexual nature that crosses his path. It’s time for that to end, and for the demon to give him a few, er, lessons on how to, ah, handle himself. 

Word count: 7,045 words

Excerpt

“Ah.” Crowley pauses. “New books?”

“Yes. Well, no. New for me. Most of them are pre-owned.”

“Ah,” Crowley says again. He takes one out, turns it over in his hands, and chuckles. “Angel, you astonish me! Pretty racy, this one is.”

Aziraphale flushes and turns away. “Well, I wouldn’t know.”

Crowley is still paging through the book, distracted. “Hmmm, no? And why is that?”

“Because…well, because I block those bits out.”

Crowley pauses, stops leafing through the pages.

“Block them out,” states Crowley.

“Yes, block them out,” repeats Aziraphale.

Crowley cocks his head and narrows his yellow eyes at Aziraphale. “How exactly do you mean?”

“I mean, that they are quite literally blocked out. For me. You know, like…” Aziraphale makes a series of waving motions with his hand, as though he’s holding a pen and crossing something out. Crowley’s head follows the motions.

Crowley is staring now, wide-eyed and seemingly stunned—but Aziraphale can see the faintest twitch teasing one corner of the demon’s mouth.

“Do you mean…” Crowley adjusts his posture, shifts his weight to his other hip. “Let me get this straight. Do you mean you…redact sexual content from your own books?”

“Oh please,” mumbles Aziraphale, still pink. Then he murmurs, ever so quietly, “Not just from books.”

Crowley stares at him. “Did you say, ‘Not just from books’?”

Aziraphale, even pinker, refuses to make eye contact.

“Wait. Hang on a minute. So… you mean to tell me that in your six-thousand-odd years here on earth, amidst all these damned books in this shop that you have owned for-fucking-ever, you have not once allowed yourself to enjoy how humans… do their thing?” Crowley’s amused eyes suddenly go wide. “You do…. know? How they… do their thing?” He wiggles one finger in an obscene circle.

Read the rest on AO3!

Special thanks to my beta-reader army who patiently ushered me through my angst-ridden cherry popping of not only my first fanfic, but my first smut attempt, as well: @springofviolets, @kiripin-art, @cheeseplants, @doonarose, @wingsofopal, @the-literal-kj, @fishey-me, @southernfriedamy, harlotofgod, 77ckk

[sixbynine-da]

2024 fic roundup game

What fandoms do you write in?

Good Omens for over a year now! And recently I figured fuck it why not spread myself even thinner and started obsessively writing for Dead Boy Detective Agency as well. Who. Needs. Sleep.

How many words have you published in 2024? I have a spreadsheet for this!!

317476 for Good Omens (plus a few k here and there as part of some collabs) 48518 for DBDA

365994 total :)

What is your greatest achievement this year?

I wrote a book length fanfic!! Heaven's Calling is my longest work ever AND it's finished (bar the final 1000 or so words i just need to find time to type up) it's currently sitting around the 85k mark ^_^

What are your top three fics you’ve written this year?

If you means ones *I* liked then I'd have to say... House of Payne for DBD cause it was FUN to write and outside my normal styles.

Riding the Teabag for GO because I had an absolute blast co writing with the unhinged goblins (@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @dbacklot99 @harlotofupdog @lemon-tart-221 and WibleyWobly_TimeyWimey) who made 'australian surfing and also a tea kink' work wonderfully. Double Trouble: A Double DoppelGanger Banger also for GO, written with @doonarose because I honestly think writing alongside her has improved my own writing and taught me the value of a lengthy wordy sentence :)

What have you learned?

Absolutely nothing about comma's. I am so sorry guys :/ Also I'm totally capable of long fic work and if I sacrifice the hours of 11pm to 2am from sleeping i can totally keep up a two fandom fic and art hobby!

What fic did you want to do but never made it off the ground?

Sigh. My sad old Az fic is still blowing in the wind, partly written and long abandoned.

It's now been joined by Lawyer! Crystal for DBDA getting justice for Edwin and Charles deaths.

Did you beta any fics? Any favs you want to shout out? Not recently. Iamsosorry.

What ideas are percolating for next year?

Finally delivering on the Cyberpunk femme slash Aziracrow I promised my OH in like. April.

A DBD canon adjacent AU where Charles still dies - but before he does he finds Edwin's journals and falls in love before even meeting him.

Who do you want to thank?

@goodomensafterdark ALWAYS. I have been criminally absent for a lil bit now, but y'all are permanantly lodged in my heart! All fandom spaces should be drippy basement goblin spaces <3 @cannibalisticcorpse for luring me into your notsafeforeverywhere space so I could be very notsafeforeverywhere in proper company :D

Other shoutouts: @theonewiththeshippinggoogles and WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey for being literally the best beta experience ever. Put the merder forks away I promise it's all fine! <3 (omgcanyou like beta my entire life)

WHO ELSE IS GONNA DO THIS? Tag yourselves! Jump on, anyone and everyone!

[brenna]

Where You Roost

A birthday fanfic for @doonarose. I hope your birthday is as lovely as you are!

Fandom: Good Omens | Category: M/M | Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley

Rating: E | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 1,802 | Author: scullphile

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Summary:

It’s a quiet cabin deep in a dark wood, one room with a fireplace and a plush bed–a bed that Crowley isn’t in. There are two strong wooden beams running the length of the small building, and from one of them hangs Crowley. Upside down and snoring lightly, Crowley has altered his appearance.

Aziraphale has long wondered about touching Crowley awake.

read on ao3

(mind the tags under the readmore)

Additional Tags:

Mildly Dubious Consent, They agreed to everything beforehand, but not in the moment itself because, Somnophilia, Consensual Somnophilia, Bat Crowley, Monster Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), Monsterfucking, South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), takes place during that era although not in that setting, Kissing, Cunnilingus, Masturbation

@goodomensafterdark

[ineffablecrankshaft]

(Video) "Coming Home" - The Trailer

A ceasefire has occurred on the @goodomensafterdark Subreddit, site of the 5 five week long ineffable smut war, but not before the GOAD Writers Guild launched this utter behemoth of a finisher on Valentines Day:

31 Authors.

100 Chapters.

Over 100,000 words.

Over 100 different journeys.

31 authors in the community, co-ordinated by the indefatigable @doonarose and driven by the power of spreadsheets, came together to create a singularity of smut with a Choose your own adventure style telling of that first night in the south downs cottage. And you can play too!

But do not clikc that link before you've picked up your Bingo Card, designed (alongside the lovely poster that I used in the vid!) by @fuzzygoblin

With a couple of days left before they unleashed this on the fandom, their emissary approached me and asked if I would be able to put together a "Trailer" for the launch.

Flattered as I was, time was just to short, there was no way I'd be able to pull it off... Alone

Enter u/FourCatsAndCounting - GOAD Veteran, Purveyor of finest Crack and side splitting nonsense who I had long admired from the shadows. Now Together... Together this was something we could pull off...

And this was the result. The CatShaft Alliance was formed.

Thankyou @doonarose and EVERY writer and creative that made this, It was an honour to put this together for your work even at the last minute!

And @goodomensafterdark for creating a community just brimming with talent that produces so much wonderful content and nonsense.

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

Good Omens Fic Link Round-up

Finally doing a proper one of these! I'm anna_bird on AO3, and these are links to my fic. Explicit/NSFW unless noted otherwise. See AO3 for additional tags and content warnings:

Fiction

WIP

Take Ye One Naga, Freshly Smitten

a Fall Ball Kink Thrall collab with @c0smicdisaster! Fic is complete and posting two chaps weekly!

Chaptered

Sins of Knowledge with epilogue We're No Angels

Now with outtakes and a deleted scene!

Outtake 1: Who watches the slackers? Outtake 2: Interlude Deleted Scene (standalone): Do I dare to eat a peach?

All Thy Waves and Thy Billows -- a giftfic for @on1occasionfork

Eerie Was the Way -- written for the 2024 Spooky Good Omens Bang.

It's the Edge of the World As We Know It -- my first ever Good Omens fic!

One-shots

Not Just For Kissing -- written for the N&AA holiday exchange

May Wedding -- written for the GOAD holiday exchange

Sleep Study -- written for the GOAD Fall Ball Kink Thrall. Mind the tags on this one.

Hot Buttered Buns and Food of the Gods: ficlets written for the GOAD Wanksgiving fest

Intersection: the kiss and Union: Escalation -- a pair of sweet and smutty birthday ficlets written for @doonarose, based on gorgeous art

Demons of Orkney -- a birthday 666 fic written for @nosferatini

Yield -- a birthday fic for @gaiaseyes451

The Mostly Solitary Wandering series:

Sea Change A Lock Upon His Lips -- a birthday fic for @ukcalico

Mild Thai Spices -- a birthday fic for @isiaiowin (set in the Sins of Knowledge universe)

Nude in Motion -- Written for Streak Week on the GOAD subreddit

The Experiential Learning series:

Entry Requirements Early Withdrawal

A Surprisingly Birthdayish Unbirthday -- a birthday fic for @adverbian

Investigative Reporter Fell and the Case of the Purloined Smut -- a Pride Month giftfic for Lullanda

Shake Like Hell and Spell Success

To Ride a Journey on a Jade

First First Flight -- a birthday fic for @aidaran-alha

Wooing Peaceably -- written for GOAD Thursday sprints

The Intent to Possess series:

Takedown / Reversal Hedge Your Bets

A Sixty In Nine Saves Time

An Arrangement in the Dark 

Collabs

Forked Beyond Belief -- gift poetry collab for @on1occasionfork

Aziraphale and Crowley's Spooktacular Adventure -- spooky Choose-Your-Own-Adventure cowritten by 30 authors for Hornz (Fall 2024 issue of Wingz) !

Changing Keys -- a birthday fic for @gaiaseyes451 written with @dbacklot99 and @sixbynine-da

Riding the Teabag -- a birthday fic for @paperclipninja, now with delightful holiday follow-up Sliding the Teabag

Gobblin' Market -- a birthday fic for @sixbynine-da written with @dbacklot99

Interdimensional Leakage -- a birthday fic for @gleafer inspired by gleafer arts!

Keeping it in the Vault -- written with @ladybracknellssherry for the GOAD Spring Fling Kink Sling (see also its companion piece, the nearly-identical Keeping it in the Vault but with Absolutely No Facial Hair, Not Even a Stray Whisker)

Coming Home - A Choose Your Own Adventure Story -- CYOA cowritten by 31 authors for the GOAD Smut War

Swimz Magazine -- Massive art and writing project, I wrote a travelogue with @onedappercat and Blue_McFly!

Poetry

heat of your hand, left behind

if you keep existing I will not be responsible for my actions

to know is to covet

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

All Explicit Fic Recs: Alphabetically Sorted A-L

Note that most summaries in this list are shortened. Each link will lead to the fic's rec page where you can get full details, summaries, and links to read each story.

[Explicit M-Z collection] [Teen-Mature A-Z collection]

32 Questions That Lead To Love by ffonippop (32k, Explicit) Okay, fine. Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him.

A Bathhouse Pretense by DoonaRose (17k, Explicit) Aziraphale seeks Crowley out in 38 BC Rome, finding him in a bathhouse which just so happens to be hosting an orgy.

A Billion Points of Light by akitsuko (50k, Explicit) Crowley has never been one for the whole ‘love at first sight’ business, but he may need to reassess after Aziraphale - a gorgeous firefighter - saves his life.

A Guarantee and Not a Promise by voluptatiscausa (16k, Explicit) But, God, it’s hard. It’s hard to be humble. It’s hard to stand here and remember that nothing is promised, that what he and Crowley have may be broken irrevocably. He just can’t seem to make himself believe it, not when Crowley’s love feels just the same as it always has.

A Little Life by GaiasEyes (71k, Explicit) When Professor of Botany Anthony Crowley met bookshop owner Ezra Fell one November afternoon both knew their lives had irrevocably changed.

A Tricky Situation (Entirely of his own making) by sixbynine (35k, Explicit) [Aziraphale's] been teaching at King College London for a long time now thank you very much and he does not take kindly to new Professors being sprung on him suddenly.

affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere (29k, Explicit) an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

amaretto by goosewriting (67k, Explicit) Everything changes for [Aziraphale] when a unique occult relic falls into his hands and loops him into a contract with a mild-mannered (if a bit snarky) demon named Crowley.

angel and ash by ineffabildaddy (5k, Explicit) Crowley and Aziraphale’s attempts at physical intimacy through the ages have always been stilted, awkward and anticlimactic… but in this moment, Crowley is drawn even more strongly to Aziraphale than usual, and Aziraphale feels the same about Crowley.

because thinking makes it so by NaroMoreau, summerofspock (41k, Explicit) It’s supposed to be an exchange. An arrangement. Something to make them both feel better and less lonely. But Crowley’s never had the brightest ideas.

Big Name Feelings by ghostrat (100k, Explicit) Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are

Bleating Hearts by HKBlack (186k, Explicit) Trip on over to Devil Doe’s Dairy and Goat Scaping Farm, where the cheese is always smooth, the goats climb roofs, and true love might just be around the corner.

Boyfriend Debut by snae_b (20k, Explicit) It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated.

By Any Other Name by Tartan_Temptation (18k, Explicit) as the reality of his… situation hit him with all the gentleness of a punch to the face. He gripped the sides of his sink and looked his reflection in the eyes. You are a sugar baby. You have a sugar daddy. Crowley is your sugar daddy.

Can’t Fight Back, But I Can Take It by voluptatiscausa (10k, Explicit) …in those early years, when Crowley would slide a hand between his legs for some relief, the scenes in his mind showed an Aziraphale who gave Crowley what he wanted, yes, but gave it as a favour. As a punishment

Closer to You by TawnyOwl95 (44k, Explicit) Since his wife divorced him, A.J. Crowley makes good money writing romance novels. Sexual psychology student and cam worker Aziraphale enjoys understanding pleasure. But only from a safe distance. He’s too busy working on his PhD to fall in love.

Collaborative Activities by scullyphile (12k, Explicit) While on a corporate retreat, estranged co-workers Aziraphale and Crowley get teamed up together. They encounter something on their hike, something that brings a buried desire to the surface and transforms it into an unquenchable lust.

Come as you are by hiya_angel (4k, Explicit) “This is perfect, but I’m not… I don’t have…” Aziraphale blushed brightly, avoiding Crowley’s gaze, and suddenly Crowley understood. “Oh, angel, are you trans?” Aziraphale sniffed and nodded.

creature of mine by ineffabildaddy (21k, Explicit) Aziraphale buys Crowley a snake plant, hoping to please Crowley with the appealing smell of its flowers. Its effects on Crowley are far more extreme than Aziraphale anticipated, and it’s down to him to face them head-on.

Crowley the Camdemon by seashadows (58k full series, Explicit) Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.

Despite Knowing Better… by ineffabildaddy (10k, Explicit) After the Ineffable Divorce, Aziraphale and fem!Crowley can’t stop fucking. They’ve laid out some ground rules, but, of course, they can’t help breaking them…

Doubt Thou The Stars Are Fire by Princip1914 (31k, Explicit) “Oh God,” Aziraphale said to the empty bookshop, pouring himself another drink, “Oh, Lord, tell me, if we had been humans together...Would we have fallen in love? Are you listening lord? If you hear me, give me a sign, please, I beg you.”

Dreaming of You by TawnyOwl95 (36k, Explicit) AJ Crowley likes helping people discover and heal the neglected parts of themselves. Even if that’s only for their scheduled session. He likes being a sex worker, although he’s started to dream of some genuine intimacy.

Epistolary by imposterssyndrome (93k, Explicit) Crowley discovers Aziraphale’s personal diaries. What starts as some light reading about the 14th century... slowly turns into something *much more* complex.

Exalt by hakunahistata (2k, Explicit) “Ooh, aren’t you brilliant,” that voice rumbles with the tonality of jest and slitted eyes that gleam gold...“Actually, I–I think getting us all in the cellar was very clever,” is what he says. Do you really think so? is what he doesn’t.

Fakes and Forgeries by Solimette, WaldosAkimbo (156k, Explicit) Aziraphale, a very competent art conservator who specializes in oil paintings...He is hired...to hunt down this forger, who had duped wealthy folks out of millions for recreations of van Dyck and Rubens paintings. They team up with Anthony Crowley, who has worked the circuit selling paintings and might have a clue on who is forging them (maybe because he’s the artist they’re looking for).

Falling For You by TawnyOwl95 (37k, Explicit) Anthony Crowley works too hard. The answer...might be a high-end escort who sells the fantasy of a relationship. Aziraphale has just nudged his way past thirty. He’s facing burnout and wants to get out of the business, but the thrill of a new client might be just what he needs to get some of his passion back. It seems like a convenient arrangement, until they both realise it’s not enough and they want something real.

For Loving One by TheScholarlyStrumpet (64k, Explicit) Father Fell has been living a quiet life in a small parish. Despite the looming fear of war, he thought he was content with his small pleasures. Until a mysterious stranger comes to town, turning that life on its head and awakening desires the Father thought he buried long, long ago...

How My Light is Spent by Azira_Amane (19k, Explicit) Navigating the dating world when you can’t see it can be tricky. For Crowley, that was never a problem; he’s usually too busy to contemplate a relationship. The same goes for Aziraphale, though he doesn’t have Crowley’s excuse - he just isn’t really all that much into people as a whole.

Hunger by AppleSeeds (87k, Explicit) Crowley is delighted when his next assignment as a Teaching Assistant involves helping to run Eco-Lit seminars with the hottest professor on campus, and even more so when Professor Fell seems quite receptive to his flirting. He's literally getting paid to ogle Aziraphale and listen to him read poetry, what could possibly be better than that?

I Will Get Up Now And Go About The City by drawlight (ripeteeth) (30k, Explicit) This is the story of six-thousand years and a borrowed jacket. (A tale told in vignettes.)

I’m Beginning to See the Light by ineffabildadddy (15k, Explicit) Aziraphale has quite the pash on his colleague Crowley, who seems resolutely disinterested in him. As their annual Christmas party progresses, it appears that Crowley may not be as disinterested as Aziraphale first thought.

In The Room Where You Sleep by ghostrat (27k, Explicit) “It’s a nice idea,” Crowley chirped, grinning a little wider and making the butterflies in Aziraphale’s stomach flutter a little harder. “Except for the part where, you know, monsters aren’t real.”

in your own time by ineffabildaddy (33k, Explicit) After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment’s notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.

It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine by Dervila and elf_on_the_shelf (63k, Explicit) After Adam’s parents die in a car crash, Aziraphale is forced to start taking care of him as more than just an uncle. Don’t get him wrong, he loves the little devil, it’s just that he is completely clueless and could rather use some help.

It’s Not the Fall (It’s the Landing) by Ginger_Cat (66k, Explicit) To save each other from Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley become human. Things, predictably, do not go as planned.

Just Up the Stairs by foolishlovers, ineffabildaddy, omens_for_ophelia (39k, Explicit) On Valentine’s Day, amidst the chaos of handling work and university deadlines as a mature student, Crowley seeks solace with his neighbour Aziraphale. As they share a meal, their long-standing friendship begins to unravel, revealing hidden feelings they’ve harboured for six months. It’s a night that could change everything.

Like Best Friends Do by LittleLynn (21k, Explicit) As usual, Crowley had decided to open his mouth before thinking about what exactly it was that he was about to let spill forth from it. As a result of this, unsurprisingly, he was now in a spot of hot water. Boiling water. Possibly water so hot that it had gone ahead and become some kind of pyroclastic steam.

litany in which certain things are crossed out by Ayes (30k, Explicit) A beaten-down Aziraphale opens a bakery in the small town of Tadfield, where he finds an all-night greasy spoon and one fallen Crowley, who is making amends through various and increasingly ridiculous means of community service

Long Haul by snae_b (68k, Explicit) Anthony Crowley might have gotten out of Missouri, but he hasn’t escaped his past. He wears it like a cloak. When he crosses paths with a guardian angel, he starts to learn how to shed it.

love not given lightly by hakunahistata (3k, Explicit) When Aziraphale Fell met Anthony J. Crowley a little less than a year ago, several things were apparent instantly: he was gorgeous, he was angry, and he was very assuredly fine.

[Explicit M-Z collection] [Teen-Mature A-Z collection]

[doonarose]

31 Authors. 100 Chapters. Over 100,000 words. Over 100 different journeys.

Written as part of the @goodomensafterdark Smut War!

To watch the cinematic masterpiece that is the trailer - and get a pretty good idea of what this behemoth fic is about - Click Here!(Epic thanks to u/IneffableCrankShaft and u/FourCatsAndCounting!)

To check out the fic's Bingo Card so you can play along – Click Here! (Thanks to FuzzyGoblin!)

CW/TW: Lots!!! All triggers are clearly listed at the start of each chapter they feature in and the fic is comprehensively tagged on AO3. Major warnings for parts of the fic include: dubcon, snake sex, under-negotiated kink, spanking/impact play, figging, and watersports/pissplay, all of which can be navigated around as needed!

Summary: Having thwarted yet another attempt at ending the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are, in fact, ready to have sex now. Just how successful their sex shall be depends on the discerning decision-making of you, dear reader…

More than thirty authors combine to bring you over one hundred possible ways that the first night at the South Downs cottage might play out. Aziraphale and Crowley - and you - will embark on a thrilling voyage of self-discovery from which no one will emerge unchanged.

Enormous thanks to all our writers: u/Admingumbo, u/AngelZash, u/Blackjeans93, u/-Cheeseplants-, u/Schmengie01, u/Doonarose, u/ElysiumLeo90, u/Fishey_Me, u/FuzzyGoblinoid, u/Gaiaseyes, u/GlitteringPeanut42, u/Hakunahistata, u/Harlotofupdog, u/IneffablyRuined, u/Intelligent-Dragon, u/Kiripin, u/KotiasCamorra, u/Lemon-Tart-221, u/Likeafuckingninja, u/MrsCakeIsHere, u/Natyu0815, u/Niknak90, u/PaperclipNinja, u/Pepper_Bird, u/-Polychrome, u/Savyl_Steelfeather, u/StartledPlatypus, u/TransplantedMate, u/UKCalico, u/WingsofOpal, u/y2bx, and u/Zin_Lynn

Thanks also to our betas: u/SouthernFriedAmy, u/DBacklot99, u/NegotiationReal6508, u/CrystalSilhouette, and u/badbitchbarenziah

And thanks to all the mods and members of this amazing sub and especially those in the Writer’s Guild!

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[aziraphales-library]

Greetings! I have just come across your library and was ecstatic to find that you can help us find good omen fics!

I was wondering if you have any adult omens that have Azierphale and Crowley- ahem - going at it in the Bently?

Thank you so much for your work and help, and hope you are having a wonderful evening!

Hello! We have some sex in the bentley fics here, and I've got more now...

Sex, Cars, and Rock and Roll by pilatesandpinot (E)

Crowley propositions Aziraphale to come to the disco with him for a night of dancing and tempting. However, in the Bentley, Aziraphale has his own proposition, about 30 years in the making, and the pair gets carried away in the demon’s Bentley.

Thank Heaven for Naughty Angels by HumoringHolly, Orth (E)

Things take an unexpected turn on the lovers' drive to their dinner reservation at the Ritz.

Having a Good Time by zerodaryls (E)

Aziraphale is squirming in his seat. He’s squirming in his seat because Crowley is driving the Bentley, and Aziraphale also happens to be in the Bentley, and when those two things occur at once, Aziraphale tends to get a little nervous. He’s also squirming because Crowley smells really nice and his hair is done up just so and he keeps saying ridiculous things and cackling at himself and Aziraphale really wants to climb into his lap and rut against him until he comes. That might actually be the root cause of the squirming.

Gratuitous sex in the Bentley. Awwww yisssss.

their safest place by luciferfemme (E)

In September of 1933 a black Bentley rolls off the factory line and is purchased by a mysterious stranger in black. With a touch of demonic magic, the Bentley proves to be the safest place for them to hide from the world and share their love in secret.

Fulfilling a Demon's Fancies by Slurpi13 (E)

Satisfying Aziraphale’s whims was what Crowley preferred, regardless of the form it took. Never had he permitted himself to dream anything of the sort, much less his new reality of living with no responsibilities other than tending to his plants in the garden and doting on his angel as much as he’d like. Crowley had long existed if only for the chance to feel the warm glow of the angel’s happiness embracing him. That was not what Aziraphale was asking. (OR: Crowley wishes for nothing more than to please his angel. Aziraphale wants a turn at indulging Crowley. Sex in the Bentley has long been the demon’s secret fantasy.)

Four Speed Manual Transmission by DoonaRose (E)

The second coming thwarted, Crowley and Aziraphale head off in the Bentley towards the South Downs. But after six thousand years of waiting, and now suddenly not having to, Crowley can't stop looking at him. When he discovers he can touch Aziraphale as well, laying a testing hand against his thigh, it becomes inevitable that they don't quite make it all the way to the cottage before having to touch each other quite a lot more. First time hand jobs in the Bentley, parked in a quiet lane in the countryside.

- Mod D

[goodomensafterdark]

Feature Fic Fursday

FFF - Feature Fic Fursday!

This is a special day of the week: fic recs Thursday (pronounced à la Française)!

Each week, we will browse the Good Omens After Dark official AO3 collection, choose a tag and promote the fics that are featured in it!

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Have other fic recs, or your own fic would qualify for the tag? Reblog and throw in the link!

Tag of the week: Clothed Sex

Lavender Isn’t Scary by redheadedjapanese

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 5,780 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: In 1953, freshly reunited after their 1941 adventure, Aziraphale and Crowley have returned to their Arrangement of flipping a coin to handle combined blessings and temptations. Aziraphale is a bit rusty with the latter, especially with matters of lust, and one such assignment has arisen with an American target - at the height of the U.S. moral panic known as the Lavender Scare. Clearly, his work is cut out for him, but Crowley is here to assist because that’s what…friends are for.

Surviving Strawberries by DoonaRose

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 1,933 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: It’s bad enough that Aziraphale has dragged Crowley out in public to ‘Do something’ on Halloween – Crowley would have been much happier staying in the bookshop. What’s worse is that Aziraphale has chosen tonight to ‘Explore some new activities’, which meant visiting a drag club and forcing Crowley into a ridiculous pair of plastic red horns, and a long red devil’s tail looped into his belt, trailing behind him for all to see. Then Aziraphale orders strawberries and rather deliberately continues to torture Crowley - in public!

Pine and Surfeit by CelestialThighMuffs (FlyingBi)

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 2,423 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: “My mouth?” Crowley hissed, flipping them over so he could lean down and nibble on his ear. “Oh angel, that was only the appetiser. Wait until you see what the main course is.” He slithered his tongue over Aziraphale’s neck, independently wiggling the forked tips as they dragged over stubbled skin. Crowley mixes up his days and he's late for dinner. He's in the middle of pampering himself when Aziraphale shows up at the flat to check on him and insists on helping...until they can't help themselves. Loosely inspired by this scene between Bond and Moneypenny in Skyfall.

Indulgences of the Flesh by Pixiefairy15

Gift for RoyalBlep

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 3,725 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: Aziraphale’s specialty was indulgence; if you looked in the Encyclopædia Britannica, you might as well see a little picture of the angel, pink cheeked and well-stuffed. Complete and utter indulgence was what Crowley had been aiming to elicit in his angel when he made the decision that this year, they would be celebrating Valentine’s Day. Crowley gifts Aziraphale with roses and chocolates, and receives a proper reward for his devotion.

Conflict Resolution by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)

Gift for WingsofOpal

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 5,767 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: After a seemingly senseless argument, Crowley has stormed out of the bookshop to go cool off. Aziraphale should be irritated with him; he didn't even know what the argument was about! But knowing his darling, Aziraphale simply decides to wait until his demon is ready to return, knowing that when he does, they will have the chance to make amends with each other, like they always do. He just didn't anticipate that their latest attempt at an apology would be so... intimate.

(or, The one where the Ineffables discover they have a SERIOUS cockwarming kink, and have a great time experimenting with it.)

Dough by CemeteryAngel725

Gift for Lullanda

Rating: Explicit

Genres: Smut

Word count: 673 words

Chapter count: one-shot

Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale argue about how to knead pizza dough. Aziraphale shows Crowley how to do it properly.

That’s all, folks!!