#a zest fest for a friend

[femzai]

dazai fingering chuuya

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“ see you in the hall like "hello, hello!" / up against the wall like "let's go, let's go!" ”

NSFW WARNING

tags ㅤᵕ̈ – fingering ofc, cooter having chuuya, spit kink >_>, me being silly lowkey

gee i wonder who requested this!? ^_^ ; (nikolai your sick and twisted and delusional but its okay i support you and your freaky endeavors!)

omgomg this time dazai is just dazai!! how surprising!??? and chuuya has a cooter becuz that man is not CIS sorry not sorry chat ♥︎ (he/him dazai, he/it chuuya btw!!)

word count — 1,164 words

“So cute.. aren’t you?”

Dazai held Chuuya’s face, looking at him intently. “You’re face is super flushed..” He muttered, head moving to kiss Chuuya’s neck. Biting and sucking at any piece of skin he can see, biting even harder whenever he hears a moan from the ginger. Moving one hand to grab Chuuya’s neck, and the other to gripped his waist.

“You asshole…” He gasped out, clinging onto Dazai’s coat. His legs spread apart from Dazai’s knee being right between him, rutting against his pant leg. “Fuck–” Chuuya whimpered, thoughts getting hazy each second. To think, poor Chuuya would be against his own wall, being kissed and toyed with by someone he hates. His grinding got more and more desperate, closely reaching its little climax just by humping. “You don’t know when to wait, do you?” Dazai sighed, frowning a bit upset at Chuuya’s neediness.

He hummed, moving his legs away from between Chuuyas. Its legs were shaking, and the denial of cumming was too much for him. “You… ASSHOLE..” He groaned out, contemplating whether or not he should throw out his dignity just to cum. “Aw.. Don’t worry..” He cooed, kissing Chuuya on the cheek. His hands slowly made their way to Chuuya’s thighs, grabbing his ass a little before picking him up.

Dazai walked him to the bedroom as fast as possible, tossing it onto the bed once there. It wasn’t long until Dazai was on right on top of him, holding his hips down and kissing. Practically spit on spit, purposefully as sloppy as humanely possible. Dazai made quick work of himself, removing his coat and unbuttoning his shirt. Throwing it somewhere that will be a pain to find tomorrow, but who cares right now? He moved his knee to tease Chuuya’s cunt through its pants, smiling a little as he heard his quiet moans.

“..Like some help, Chuu? I promise I’m good.”

He replaced his knee with his hand, rubbing through the fabric tauntingly. He shifted to move behind Chuuya, pulling the ginger to sit up between his legs. On the other hand, Chuuya let it happen. Quietly moaning while leaning into his chest more, hand covering his mouth. Dazai pressed down a finger onto Chuuya’s pants, hands knowing where his clit was and circling it quickly. Kissing and whispering sweet nothings into its ear, quickening his pace. “Do you want more..?” He panted, running his hands along the seam of Chuuya’s pants.

“ ‘Course you do, right? I’ll be nice to you this time, hm?” He began to hum, moving in to kiss more around Chuuys’s neck. Meanwhile, his rough hands busied themselves and unzipped Chuuya’s pants for him. Watching Chuuya kick them off desperately, taking off his boxers too in the process.

“Just.. get this over with, cunt..” He whispered, with gloved hands reaching to hold onto the fabric of Dazai’z pants. “Calling me names, already? How cruel are you?” “Only the worst–” Chuuya gasped loudly, being cut off by the feeling of rough fingers already circling its clit. Not a word could be said from the poor redhead anymore, holding onto anything it could while his clit was overtaking his senses. Dazai moved his other hand towards him, spitting on it as much as he could, before using it to mess with Chuuya’s folds; making it slicker with his spit and his pussy juices. He pouted, kissing Chuuya’s ear, and getting off to his bitchy moans.

Lord, was Dazai’s dick was getting even more harder by the second; the sounds Chuuya’s pussy made.. he just wanted to hear more thats for sure. After a while of teasing him, he decided to finally give Chuuya what he wanted but wouldn’t admit. He circled its hole for a little, listening intently to how Chuuya whined. Then, he put two fingers in with no hesitation, going in and out as fast as possible without a warning.

“Fuck! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!?” The feeling of both fingers immediately in him caught him off guard, with his back arched closer to Dazai. Speaking of Dazai, his hands worked overtime. One circling the gingers clit and the other with his fingers ramming into it. It was impossible for Chuuya to not close his legs, squeezing them as tight as he could to the sensation. “tsk, Don’t close your legs!” Dazai quickly grabbed onto his thighs, holding it back to give him room to work with while fingering him.

Chuuya was pushing its hips more onto Dazai’s hand, whining. His back arched, and his hands clawing onto anything it could grab. Dazai stopped for a second, feeling Chuuya shudder at the sudden pause. “Hold on, Chuuya..” He smiled, leaning over and spitting onto his pussy.

“..You’re fucking disgusting…” “Are you complaining?” “….Of course not.”

Dazai kissed the top of Chuuya’s head before slamming his fingers back in, smiling stupidly as he snuck a third in. Continuing to keep the same pace he had earlier, if not more sloppier. “..So.. fuckin’.. stuffed…” Chuuya whined, drool leaving his mouth. “Hm? You like that Chuuya?” He laughed, at this point Dazai was stupidly hard. He’s been rutting his clothed cock against Chuuya’s back without it knowing, hiding it behind his rough finger fucking. Chuuya’s needy whines were music to Dazai’s ears, mesmerized by him entirely.

Dazai picked up the speed quickly, seeing the familiar twitch whenever Chuuya was always so close. He whispered out more and more praises mixed with insults against its ear, just to get him to cum faster. He can’t always give Chuuya just praises during sex; the whore really needs to understand its little predicament. However, Chuuya now is just a poor, stupid, whimpering mess unable to even speak. It took Chuuya a few more seconds until he started to cum, shaking and giving a final loud whine.

Dazai waited until Chuuya stopped shuddering, carefully pulling out his cum covered fingers from inside of it. Dazai stared at his fingers, feigning curiosity. He waved his fingers around for a little, until he placed all three of his fingers in front of Chuuya. “Clean them.” That was all Chuuya needed to hear before lazily opening his mouth. Allowing Dazai’s fingers to be shoved into it before he started to suck. Its vision was refocusing as he cleaned off his own cum with his mouth, making sure to keep his tongue beneath all three fingers. Dazai moved his hand once he felt satisfied with Chuuya’s work, re-examining his hand and everything.

“..So what were you saying about me being gross?”

“..Shut… up.”

Dazai sighed, frowning dramatically while moving his hands hug Chuuya. The ginger didn’t fight this, sighing himself before try and calm down. They stayed like that for a moment, being in each other's presence until Dazai broke the silence. “…How about we do some more?” Chuuya scoffed upon hearing that, moving away from Dazai before turning to face him. “…I’m going to permanently shut you the fuck up.”

“I’m looking forward to it, Chuuya!”

a/n – smut. scares me sometimes. and this is one of those times LMFAOOO

[majesticallystoopid]

Ok buddy 🤭

[unanchored-ship]

I drew 2 charleses...

the lineart on the miku one was fun to do :3 (dont mind the shading I did that because cool)

[that-other-dead-person]

Dear friend who sees me skibidi posting you will see more

[luckii-bloodii]

my friend called him a zest fest

*cutely makes up a scenario in my mind of dave and mack kizzeng*

[blue-razzslushie]

I wanted to do this for awhile but it slipped my mind 😭. But since it's pride Month, I present to you. . .

Hogwarts Legacy Sexuality HC's (Including Rory cuz yes)

Students:

Sebastian: Pansexual, lil bro wants affection from everyone. Don't matter who. Your a boy? Girl?! Neither? He don't care tell him he's handsome

Ominis: Bisexual, He leans a bit more towards girls but him and Sebastian have a weird bromance thing going on so there's that

Garreth: Straight Ally, He supports all his friends no matter who they are attracted too. Oh you're gay? Cool, Try this concoction!

Natty: Lesbian, This may just be me projecting onto my favorite characters but I can totally see Natty as a badass lesbian. We love a women's woman who don't take shit

Poppy: Pansexual, She loves everyone regardless of gender. Everyone is hot to her, girls, guys, people in between. . . Merlin they're all so pretty

Amit: Omnisexual, He leans more toward girls but he fancies boys as well. He would just love for someone to share his stars with to be honest

Imelda: Lesbian. Straight up, no projection even needed. You can't look me dead in the eyes and tell me Imelda wouldn't be Lesbian.

Professors (just my favorites):

Professor Fig: Straight Ally, one of the most supportive straight dads you could ever think of deadass. He would wear those "free dad hug" shirts at pride fests if they existed back then

Professor Ronen: Bisexual, He's happily married to his wife but I gotta be honest when I first saw him I thought he had to be a zest fest in some way deadass.

Professor Hecat: Bisexual, She def would lean more towards girls but that's just my vision. We love a Badass Bisexual chat believe you me.

Professor Weasley: Straight Ally, yet another most supportive person you could ever think of. She wouldn't care if you were gay, trans, bisexual. She would love you regardless, and I love her for that

Professor Garlick: Lesbian. 1000%. After that letter she wrote to Sirona and all the mentions of each other they 100% are gay and I am HERE FOR IT.

Professor Sharp: AroAce. Romance? Never heard of it. Only kind of attraction he knows is how Garreth always seems to attract some sort of trouble. I know people mainly HC him as Bi and I'm here for that but I've always seen the man AroAce, He doesn't have time for romance, he has potions to brew and over powered 5th years to keep track of. . .

Rory: Lesbian. They never understood the appeal of men anyway, #1 Man hater besides like. . . A handful they can tolerate. They love women, and only women and they are the most open person about it in the WORLD.

Alright that's my headcanons, Happy pride Month chat!! ^^

[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — P. SH.

I.R.I.S TEAM 5 SECRET AGENTS

PARK SUNGHOON agent 127/ice king, electrical engineer major, newly recruited/spy in training (still a pussy when it comes to dismantling bombs), has been crushing on you since middle school, allegedly the better sibling, meaning behind codename: he thinks he’s cool

L/N Y/N agent 247/black cat, accounting major, team leader, has been a spy since high school, spymaster-in-training, #middle_child, your basement is the lair, meaning behind codename: acts like one

CHOI BEOMGYU agent 313/zest fest, carpentry major, team co-leader, usually the one who sends agents out on missions, sunghoon’s bestfriend since elementary, meaning behind codename: he’s that “gay” bestfriend

NAKAMURA KAZUHA agent 809/lava girl, accounting major, sunghoon’s younger sister, the expert who handles the weapons and gadgets, meaning behind codename: she’s hot

IM YEOJIN agent 1111/red, architectural major, your bestfriend since high school, has an older brother who’s a spymaster, the hacker for major missions, meaning behind codename: red by tswift

HAN HYEONGJUN (JUNHAN) agent 818/basketball, film and media major (he says it’s the best major out there), sunghoon's bestfriend since high school, the stealer for important items, meaning behind codename: loves basketball

KIM MINJI agent 507/ap, architectural major, 1/2 of the last-minute-recruited-freshmen duo, the forger for agents who go undercover, meaning behind codename: applied math

ANA(BELLE) SHIM agent 320/boba, fashion design major, 2/2 of the last-minute-recruited-freshmen-duo, the disguise for undercover missions, meaning behind codename: "boba the drink or 'boba' the crush?"

mlist — next

🗯️ i was so busy brainstorming for my other fic rhat i lowkey forgot this fic actually has a posting sched...!!

Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back. 

spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader

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[arcadiiian]

hi friends! i will be "tabling" at the virtual queer zest zine fest from nov 9 - nov 17!!

the whole fest will be hosted on the discord server and there'll be zinester meetups and workshops open to anyone who is interested :)

if u want to talk to me about my zines, art, or anything else, i will be having text chat time slots where you can ask me anything!

hope to see you there :D

[the-bastard-box]

Uh, NO! I am not. I don’t like you like that. I only like you in the sense that I’m gonna fucking torture you for all eternity because I like making you miserable. Get it right, freak.

I think I need professional help.

I had a dream about Ted. And I mean, I usually dream about him, but this time it was..

Gay.

God forbid I talk to Webby about this. I’m gonna like.. steal a therapist, or something.

[glistennglimmer]

you’re safe for now, zest fest.

-, your friend, 🗒️

“..THANKS?? JEEZ.”

[missionaryghoul]

I’m losing my mind so here’s a looong post going through all jacks potential dads properly.

Starting with the first Cygnus

Cygnus is canonically tied to nightswan because he worked for her and it is very possible he’s Jack's dad but there’s things that go against the theory. He went to the showdown to apologize for his wrong doings and not apologize to nightswan. It also mentions something about a LOVED ONE not a lover (correct me if I’m wrong) and loved one is a term often used for family or close friends and maybe that could be Jack or someone else. Also Cygnus has blue hair and brown eyes meanwhile Jack has red hair and his mothers green eyes but something something recessive genes blah blah biology dna whatever

He could still possibly be jacks dad though some way (also i do like the idea that he played a father figure role to Jack though)

Next is captain crimson

Captain adventure boner crimson. He is another possible option to be jacks father with his red hair but what else? Crimson has a completely different color scheme than Jack and we see through Si’ha, the traveler and wanderlust the kids share color schemes and other things with their children like Jack wearing pink feather, gold jewelry etc. next up we know that he travels and isn’t always in one spot is it possible that he could’ve dated night swan temporally? Possibly but I don’t think so because we have plum. We can assume plum ditched crimson due to his adventure boner getting out of hand yes. I seen a theory I think on Instagram or Twitter that Nightswan is plum and I don’t think so because plum is visibly an adult and we’re just getting teen Nightswan also she doesn’t seem like the type to get on a ship with a pirate it’s just too imperfect for her also I feel she holds herself to higher standards than dating a pirate. Is it still possible? Yes.

Lastly we got zest fest vester

Um that’s it he’s just zesty.

Idgaf who the dad is as long as it isn’t the traveler.

[mioakem]

how each character usually acts in roblox total drama based on my experiences

Leanna: the fakest bitch you’ll ever meet, has a swarm of minions (Cory is always one of them) and everyone loves her until she gets them voted off. Everyone will stay for jury vote just to make sure she doesn’t win and she usually doesn’t but makes it to the final 2

Gen: either a little kid or one of Leanna’s minions, always gets called anorexic, “wrist check” and gets called emo. If she’s not one of Leanna’s minions or a little kid then she’s usually chill except for the fact that she bullies Stacy and has never watched the show

Courtlyn: always funny and someone always buys her, good at the challenges and wins a lot. Bullies people but in a actually funny way and calls someone a zest fest at least once per game and always has a funny confessional

Heavely: “don’t sink the boat” “bye air” “I voted random” usually not good at challenges and never wins

Libby: I always play as Libby so I don’t know

Stacy: gets voted off immidietly, gets bullied mercilessly, sometimes just leaves once they realize they got Stacy or is a little kid

Cory: gay

Betsy: “noooo I got Betsy” gets called man shoulders, usually doesn’t make it past merge, sometimes funny but usually really annoying

Nolan: GAY but good at the math challenge and is usually super funny. He’s usually friends with the girls and never gets voted out because he’s a guy bc he’s always zesty

Ava: basically same as Betsy but is usually fake

Blair: probably more fake than Leanna, always way too positive, doesn’t have beef with anyone but everyone hates her because shes fake

Tyson: gay and it’s always with Nolan or Cory

Big O: annoying pick me boy

Kacy: is usually pretty good and never defends Stacy (she usually bullies her too)

Justis: either super gay or will call you sexist if you vote for him

Dustin: always misogynistic, annoying, the girls will always band together to get him out

Aj: usually chill

Alfonso: always played by a little kid and is usually kept around for a while, super nice most of the time

Sara: usually not in the game but when she is she’s usually pretty funny and always starts unnecessary drama

Jeff: literally so annoying all the time

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

how do you feel about your best friend being a zest fest

Good? I guess? Am I supposed to feel a way about that?

[achillescozycorner]

Pov: keeper and Jackson decides to take Mathew to go pick up their friend from her girlfriends house :) and mathew thought the journey could use a little spice

(Keeper and Jackson are cousins btw)

I like to call keeper Jackson Mathew and Beepbop the "breaking bad" friend group :)

Full videos:

TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJVxLGa5/

Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/VwrePijhusM?feature=share4

[ao3feed-supercorp]

A lifetime of restraints

by Doth_Cast

Previously on this mofo multi-parts fic: Kara's realized she's been in full denial, big time, regarding her feelings for her bestie. She pondered if Lena could kneel in her short skirt, and eventually began to daydream about beating James up to take his place.

Yep.

So, this is part II, and here's the link to part I : https://ift.tt/OtSLJfK if you wanna check it out for yourself. Each part has been designed to be read independently and follow the canon (so far). Part I is set during 401 to 405 and this part starts right after 410.

In this episode, we're going to explore unhealthy family dynamics and, of course, platonic best friends activities.

Buckle up!

Words: 6574, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Study on Falling

Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor, Alex Danvers, Space dad J'onn J'onzz - Character, Nia Nal, James "Jimmy" Olsen

Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor

Additional Tags: SEASON 4 IS A GAY FEST AND I FULLY INTEND TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT, Sorry Not Sorry, Filling In the Gaps, the power of ¤IMAGINATION¤, retelling the canon, They’re gay your honor, introducing a new genre: angtsy-fluff, It's angst, and it's fluff, and it's mixed together, with a little zest of lime on top.

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[kazmaniandevii]

started ai the somnium files! told my friend about it, he called the one face date does “zesty”, we now only call kaname date “zest fest” whenever we talk about him