#a zest fest for a friend

[femzai]

dazai fingering chuuya

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“ see you in the hall like "hello, hello!" / up against the wall like "let's go, let's go!" ”

NSFW WARNING

tags ㅤᵕ̈ – fingering ofc, cooter having chuuya, spit kink >_>, me being silly lowkey

gee i wonder who requested this!? ^_^ ; (nikolai your sick and twisted and delusional but its okay i support you and your freaky endeavors!)

omgomg this time dazai is just dazai!! how surprising!??? and chuuya has a cooter becuz that man is not CIS sorry not sorry chat ♥︎ (he/him dazai, he/it chuuya btw!!)

word count — 1,164 words

“So cute.. aren’t you?”

Dazai held Chuuya’s face, looking at him intently. “You’re face is super flushed..” He muttered, head moving to kiss Chuuya’s neck. Biting and sucking at any piece of skin he can see, biting even harder whenever he hears a moan from the ginger. Moving one hand to grab Chuuya’s neck, and the other to gripped his waist.

“You asshole…” He gasped out, clinging onto Dazai’s coat. His legs spread apart from Dazai’s knee being right between him, rutting against his pant leg. “Fuck–” Chuuya whimpered, thoughts getting hazy each second. To think, poor Chuuya would be against his own wall, being kissed and toyed with by someone he hates. His grinding got more and more desperate, closely reaching its little climax just by humping. “You don’t know when to wait, do you?” Dazai sighed, frowning a bit upset at Chuuya’s neediness.

He hummed, moving his legs away from between Chuuyas. Its legs were shaking, and the denial of cumming was too much for him. “You… ASSHOLE..” He groaned out, contemplating whether or not he should throw out his dignity just to cum. “Aw.. Don’t worry..” He cooed, kissing Chuuya on the cheek. His hands slowly made their way to Chuuya’s thighs, grabbing his ass a little before picking him up.

Dazai walked him to the bedroom as fast as possible, tossing it onto the bed once there. It wasn’t long until Dazai was on right on top of him, holding his hips down and kissing. Practically spit on spit, purposefully as sloppy as humanely possible. Dazai made quick work of himself, removing his coat and unbuttoning his shirt. Throwing it somewhere that will be a pain to find tomorrow, but who cares right now? He moved his knee to tease Chuuya’s cunt through its pants, smiling a little as he heard his quiet moans.

“..Like some help, Chuu? I promise I’m good.”

He replaced his knee with his hand, rubbing through the fabric tauntingly. He shifted to move behind Chuuya, pulling the ginger to sit up between his legs. On the other hand, Chuuya let it happen. Quietly moaning while leaning into his chest more, hand covering his mouth. Dazai pressed down a finger onto Chuuya’s pants, hands knowing where his clit was and circling it quickly. Kissing and whispering sweet nothings into its ear, quickening his pace. “Do you want more..?” He panted, running his hands along the seam of Chuuya’s pants.

“ ‘Course you do, right? I’ll be nice to you this time, hm?” He began to hum, moving in to kiss more around Chuuys’s neck. Meanwhile, his rough hands busied themselves and unzipped Chuuya’s pants for him. Watching Chuuya kick them off desperately, taking off his boxers too in the process.

“Just.. get this over with, cunt..” He whispered, with gloved hands reaching to hold onto the fabric of Dazai’z pants. “Calling me names, already? How cruel are you?” “Only the worst–” Chuuya gasped loudly, being cut off by the feeling of rough fingers already circling its clit. Not a word could be said from the poor redhead anymore, holding onto anything it could while his clit was overtaking his senses. Dazai moved his other hand towards him, spitting on it as much as he could, before using it to mess with Chuuya’s folds; making it slicker with his spit and his pussy juices. He pouted, kissing Chuuya’s ear, and getting off to his bitchy moans.

Lord, was Dazai’s dick was getting even more harder by the second; the sounds Chuuya’s pussy made.. he just wanted to hear more thats for sure. After a while of teasing him, he decided to finally give Chuuya what he wanted but wouldn’t admit. He circled its hole for a little, listening intently to how Chuuya whined. Then, he put two fingers in with no hesitation, going in and out as fast as possible without a warning.

“Fuck! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!?” The feeling of both fingers immediately in him caught him off guard, with his back arched closer to Dazai. Speaking of Dazai, his hands worked overtime. One circling the gingers clit and the other with his fingers ramming into it. It was impossible for Chuuya to not close his legs, squeezing them as tight as he could to the sensation. “tsk, Don’t close your legs!” Dazai quickly grabbed onto his thighs, holding it back to give him room to work with while fingering him.

Chuuya was pushing its hips more onto Dazai’s hand, whining. His back arched, and his hands clawing onto anything it could grab. Dazai stopped for a second, feeling Chuuya shudder at the sudden pause. “Hold on, Chuuya..” He smiled, leaning over and spitting onto his pussy.

“..You’re fucking disgusting…” “Are you complaining?” “….Of course not.”

Dazai kissed the top of Chuuya’s head before slamming his fingers back in, smiling stupidly as he snuck a third in. Continuing to keep the same pace he had earlier, if not more sloppier. “..So.. fuckin’.. stuffed…” Chuuya whined, drool leaving his mouth. “Hm? You like that Chuuya?” He laughed, at this point Dazai was stupidly hard. He’s been rutting his clothed cock against Chuuya’s back without it knowing, hiding it behind his rough finger fucking. Chuuya’s needy whines were music to Dazai’s ears, mesmerized by him entirely.

Dazai picked up the speed quickly, seeing the familiar twitch whenever Chuuya was always so close. He whispered out more and more praises mixed with insults against its ear, just to get him to cum faster. He can’t always give Chuuya just praises during sex; the whore really needs to understand its little predicament. However, Chuuya now is just a poor, stupid, whimpering mess unable to even speak. It took Chuuya a few more seconds until he started to cum, shaking and giving a final loud whine.

Dazai waited until Chuuya stopped shuddering, carefully pulling out his cum covered fingers from inside of it. Dazai stared at his fingers, feigning curiosity. He waved his fingers around for a little, until he placed all three of his fingers in front of Chuuya. “Clean them.” That was all Chuuya needed to hear before lazily opening his mouth. Allowing Dazai’s fingers to be shoved into it before he started to suck. Its vision was refocusing as he cleaned off his own cum with his mouth, making sure to keep his tongue beneath all three fingers. Dazai moved his hand once he felt satisfied with Chuuya’s work, re-examining his hand and everything.

“..So what were you saying about me being gross?”

“..Shut… up.”

Dazai sighed, frowning dramatically while moving his hands hug Chuuya. The ginger didn’t fight this, sighing himself before try and calm down. They stayed like that for a moment, being in each other's presence until Dazai broke the silence. “…How about we do some more?” Chuuya scoffed upon hearing that, moving away from Dazai before turning to face him. “…I’m going to permanently shut you the fuck up.”

“I’m looking forward to it, Chuuya!”

a/n – smut. scares me sometimes. and this is one of those times LMFAOOO

[that-other-dead-person]

Dear friend who sees me skibidi posting you will see more

[michaelbluthsdeadwife]

Modern romance (pt.1)

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Summary: Hamzah x reader through instagram posts and stories! Not sure what these are called but I love them

Warnings: fem!reader, use of (y/n), the pictures I used for reader have brown hair so im sorry, a lot of slang i guess

Genre: fluff, friends to lovers

A/n: literally no one asked for this but let me know if you guys like this type of stuff! I decided to make it two parts since it’s already so much

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Posted by yn_yln

Liked by hamzahthefantastic, wes10, and 1,392,028 others.

“life recently (i dont like these guys)”

Comments

User82: since when is she friends with slushynoobz???

User92: I dont know but im jumping with joy rn

Hamzahthefantastic: that’s rude of you…

Yn_yln: you weren’t supposed to see this.. awkward

Thatmartinkid: i guess she actually IS like the other girls :/

User58: LMAO

Thatmartinkid: why did you post a stalker photo of us?

Yn_yln: bro i was behind you.. i still am! Mwahahah

Hamzahthefantastic: wtf?!??? Where??

Yn_yln: you wont find me.

User59: im scared

Mandys_iphone: hes been paranoid all day since you posted

Yn_yln: good.

User69: Are they dating?

User56: girl people can be friends

User583: I think so actually

Posted by thatmartinkid

Liked by yn_yln, mandys_iphone, and 1,483,953 others.

“We made friends with a homeless woman!”

Comments

Yn_yln: um???

Thatmartinkid: what?

Yn_yln: homeless???

Thatmartinkid: are you not?

Hamzahthefantastic: no she is dw

Yn_yln: hamzah this is an a b conversation so please c yourself out

Hamzahthefantastic: please never say shit like that around me ever again

Hamzahthefantastic: friend is a strong word

Yn_yln: sooo what are we?

Thatmartinkid: good luck dude…

User582: LMAO MARTIN

Clairedrakee: homeless? Girl have you seen this woman? Shes etheral

Yn_yln: AWW

Clairedrakee: its true and i know his stanky ass is not talking

Mandys_iphone: he does smell actually

Thatmartinkid: do I actually?

Yn_yln: the silence speaks volumes…

User484: is anyone else kinda annoyed that they’re hanging out with ppl like her?

User272: Ik :( i feel like they’re too mainstream now

User53: sybau.

Posted by mandys_iphone

Liked by thatmartinkid, clairedrakee, and 492,673 others.

“We took our kids on vacation”

Comments

Yn_yln: ily mommy

Hamzahthefantastic: bro what

Mandys_iphone: love you too ❤️

Thatmartinkid: this is making me uncomfortable..

User592: MOMMY IS CRAZY

Hamzahthefantastic: what is she even writing

Yn_yln: Some of us are in college…

Hamzahthefantastic: yet your still dumb

Yn_yln: *you’re…

Thatmartinkid: oh she clocked

User79: zest fest

Chase_rutherford: martin is so chopped in that!

Hamzahthefantastic: true

Thatmartinkid: oh who is you, chopped chin

Yn_yln: you got him there

Hamzahthefantastic: but that is not a crime

Yn_yln: how did you know what I was quoting?

Hamzahthefantastic: because you wont stop saying it

Yn_yln: and THAT is not a crime❤️

User16: why are they SO close in that pick?

User629: obv dating or something

User49: I will be so mad if they are

Posted by yn_yln

Liked by tarayummyy, hamzahthefantastic, and 1,693,572 others.

“Island living sims 4 expansion pack”

Comments

Mandys_iphone: caption is so us

Yn_yln: Right???

Hamzahthefantastic: you did not.

Yn_yln: what?

Hamzahthefantastic: the SLEEPING PHOTO?

Yn_yln: i will not apologize for disillusioning the people to your true form.

Hamzahthefantastic: dude youre such a dork 😭

User692: and that is not a crime

Yn_yln: @user692 YES 🙌🏻

Thatmartinkid: You caught me! Yes, i love to read 😂🤪

Yn_yln: I will genuinely block you

Hamzahthefantastic: our side quest for coffee

Yn_yln: then we literally got lost

Hamzahthefantastic: because of you..

Yn_yln: dont sass me boy

Mandys_iphone: whos mommy now?

Clairedrakee: yess girl walk him like a dog!

User04: there is no way they arent tg atp

User73: idk i still don’t believe it, they could just be a close group?

Kalynnkoury: I like your shell

Yn_yln: I like your face

Posted by thatmartinkid

Liked by yn_yln, chase_rutherford, and 1,685,373 others.

“Sorry pets, vacation mode activated!”

Comments

Yn_yln: you’re so millennial mom coded

Thatmartinkid: thanks!

Chase_rutherford: not a compliment

Mandys_iphone: what is hamzah looking off into the distance mysteriously at?

Hamzahthefantastic: y/n did a backflip

Yn_yln: no i didnt???

Hamzahthefantastic: yes you did

Yn_yln: why are you gaslighting me?

Thatmartinkid: men…😒

Yn_yln: i fear the call is coming from inside the house

Hamzahthefantastic: had the worst time thanks

Yn_yln: aren’t you just a bundle of joy?!

Thatmartinkid: okay next time we won’t take you guys then

Yn_yln: WHAT DID I DO?

Posted by yn_yln

Liked by hamzahthefantastic, clairedrakee, and 1,474,443 others.

“Finally home ❤️ (wifed mandy up bc martin wont)”

Comments

Clairedrakee: me and my man!

Yn_yln: You can do better babe

Clairedrakee: are you flirting with me?

Hamzahthefantastic: no

User538: HAMZAH?

User58: suspicious..

Hamzahthefantastic: whos the cutie in the second slide?

Yn_yln: there isn’t one

Thatmartinkid: OOO…

Hamzahthefantastic: you hate me

Yn_yln: NO IM SORRY LMAO

Mandys_iphone: save the date!

Thatmartinkid: is this true..?

Yn_yln: sorry you took too long

Thatmartinkid: hamzah lets get out of here…

Yn_yln: you moved on quickly

User529: who is the man in all of these?

User3: I think maybe hamzah?

User5: Are they dating?

User82: yeah they are

User5: source?

User82: I dont have one

User538: they are laying awfully close😭

User219: so unfair

Posted by Clairedrakee

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“Girls night ayyye!”

Comments

Mandys_iphone: we all kissed

Yn_yln: this is true

Hamzahthefantastic: you guys are weird

Clairedrakee: someone’s jealous!

Thatmartinkid: mandy i dont like you hanging around with bad influences..

Yn_yln: I love you both ❤️❤️❤️

Clairedrakee: love you too!!

Mandys_iphone: aww I love you too

Hamzahthefantastic: do you guys remember texting me?

Clairedrakee: no?

Yn_yln: what did we say😭

Hamzahthefantastic: nothing 😉

Thatmartinkid: I don’t like that wink it did something to me

User264: I wanna be friends with them

Posted by hamzahthefantastic

Liked by yn_yln, thatmartinkid, and 1,375,685 others.

Comments

Thatmartinkid: woahh who sent you that text? 😳

Hamzahthefantastic: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Clairedrakee: i have a hypothesis

Yn_yln: HAMZAH OMG.

Hamzahthefantastic: what

Yn_yln: die.

User4655: oh hes in the doghouse

User633: this is undeniable proof bro

User364: i think they did it but i just cant prove it 🧐

[eggsecutivedysfunction]

hey so my friend seems to think shadow milk cookie is a femboy please tell me what you think

this is not to say he isnt a total zest fest that man is fruitier than an edible arrangement

[lovely-and-lively]

whats your favorite traits of your friends?

I'm about to take you bitches to yap central and back. Okay here we go.

Azzira ( @whos-that-babe) -Her confidence and how quick she is to share it/encourage others who don't have that sort of self-assuredness yet.

Star ( @starlit-studies ) - They're so fuckin sweet, and their way of articulating things is astounding. Debate is 100% their thing and it's a wonder to watch them in their element.

Verena ( @verenasvicinity ) - Call this bitch Rarity from MLP with how generous he is. In all seriousness, though, Verena is the older brother I never had but definitely needed, and the way he cares so deeply for not just me but every other friend or family member in his life is beyond endearing. He's been through a lot, and it still hasn't dimmed him. I admire that.

Navier ( @allyou-wannado ) - Been with me since day one. I love their single-minded nature (though it can be a pain sometimes) they're headstrong, and I love it about her.

Vincent (because I think he counts? Idk, but he gets a spot because I said so) ( @princey-vincey ) - He doesn't act it typically, but he's a lot gentler than he lets on and I love him for it (among other things)

Arlo ( @lancerofthefree ) - My sweet little sibling, my favorite thing about Arlo is their smile. I know that sounds shallow, but for so long, their smile has lit up my life even when I was at my lowest. I love them more than I could ever convey

Azalea ( @not-like-the-flower ) - How vulnerably honest she is, sometimes to a fault.

Jay ( @jaybird-skiping-classes ) - Zesty. I love this fucking zest fest.

Brooklyn ( @the-dearest-of-them-all ) - We're not as close as we used to be, but I love their charisma and optimism for the future, even if some of it is misplaced

I think that's just about everyone!

[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — P. SH.

I.R.I.S TEAM 5 SECRET AGENTS

PARK SUNGHOON agent 127/ice king, electrical engineer major, newly recruited/spy in training (still a pussy when it comes to dismantling bombs), has been crushing on you since middle school, allegedly the better sibling, meaning behind codename: he thinks he’s cool

L/N Y/N agent 247/black cat, accounting major, team leader, has been a spy since high school, spymaster-in-training, #middle_child, your basement is the lair, meaning behind codename: acts like one

CHOI BEOMGYU agent 313/zest fest, carpentry major, team co-leader, usually the one who sends agents out on missions, sunghoon’s bestfriend since elementary, meaning behind codename: he’s that “gay” bestfriend

NAKAMURA KAZUHA agent 809/lava girl, accounting major, sunghoon’s younger sister, the expert who handles the weapons and gadgets, meaning behind codename: she’s hot

IM YEOJIN agent 1111/red, architectural major, your bestfriend since high school, has an older brother who’s a spymaster, the hacker for major missions, meaning behind codename: red by tswift

HAN HYEONGJUN (JUNHAN) agent 818/basketball, film and media major (he says it’s the best major out there), sunghoon's bestfriend since high school, the stealer for important items, meaning behind codename: loves basketball

KIM MINJI agent 507/ap, architectural major, 1/2 of the last-minute-recruited-freshmen duo, the forger for agents who go undercover, meaning behind codename: applied math

ANA(BELLE) SHIM agent 320/boba, fashion design major, 2/2 of the last-minute-recruited-freshmen-duo, the disguise for undercover missions, meaning behind codename: "boba the drink or 'boba' the crush?"

mlist — next

🗯️ i was so busy brainstorming for my other fic rhat i lowkey forgot this fic actually has a posting sched...!!

Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back. 

spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader

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[arcadiiian]

hi friends! i will be "tabling" at the virtual queer zest zine fest from nov 9 - nov 17!!

the whole fest will be hosted on the discord server and there'll be zinester meetups and workshops open to anyone who is interested :)

if u want to talk to me about my zines, art, or anything else, i will be having text chat time slots where you can ask me anything!

hope to see you there :D

[the-bastard-box]

Uh, NO! I am not. I don’t like you like that. I only like you in the sense that I’m gonna fucking torture you for all eternity because I like making you miserable. Get it right, freak.

I think I need professional help.

I had a dream about Ted. And I mean, I usually dream about him, but this time it was..

Gay.

God forbid I talk to Webby about this. I’m gonna like.. steal a therapist, or something.

[glistennglimmer]

you’re safe for now, zest fest.

-, your friend, 🗒️

“..THANKS?? JEEZ.”

[missionaryghoul]

I’m losing my mind so here’s a looong post going through all jacks potential dads properly.

Starting with the first Cygnus

Cygnus is canonically tied to nightswan because he worked for her and it is very possible he’s Jack's dad but there’s things that go against the theory. He went to the showdown to apologize for his wrong doings and not apologize to nightswan. It also mentions something about a LOVED ONE not a lover (correct me if I’m wrong) and loved one is a term often used for family or close friends and maybe that could be Jack or someone else. Also Cygnus has blue hair and brown eyes meanwhile Jack has red hair and his mothers green eyes but something something recessive genes blah blah biology dna whatever

He could still possibly be jacks dad though some way (also i do like the idea that he played a father figure role to Jack though)

Next is captain crimson

Captain adventure boner crimson. He is another possible option to be jacks father with his red hair but what else? Crimson has a completely different color scheme than Jack and we see through Si’ha, the traveler and wanderlust the kids share color schemes and other things with their children like Jack wearing pink feather, gold jewelry etc. next up we know that he travels and isn’t always in one spot is it possible that he could’ve dated night swan temporally? Possibly but I don’t think so because we have plum. We can assume plum ditched crimson due to his adventure boner getting out of hand yes. I seen a theory I think on Instagram or Twitter that Nightswan is plum and I don’t think so because plum is visibly an adult and we’re just getting teen Nightswan also she doesn’t seem like the type to get on a ship with a pirate it’s just too imperfect for her also I feel she holds herself to higher standards than dating a pirate. Is it still possible? Yes.

Lastly we got zest fest vester

Um that’s it he’s just zesty.

Idgaf who the dad is as long as it isn’t the traveler.

[chewysticks]

Oh im gonna SCREAM TUMBLR KEEPS BUGGIN DAWG

aanyywaysnuhm guys guys guys look at my funny ocs woah!!!!! Uh this is actually older art of them errmmmm

More older art uuhhh

gang did anyone play thise stupid mobile games where you beat and torture the hell out of a little guy and youd have like weapons n stuff and you could kill them repeatedly

uh thats what these guys basically are. But they dont die and uhmm lowkey its like bonding for them (XD is the one who commits most of the violence because bro is a freakazoid who doesnt know how to show affection)

These are more recent. I had decided to like. Add more to them because theyre boring uuuhh

they dont really need clothes but like they treat clothes as accessories i guess lol

Ok YAP ALERT

the tallest dude there yeah the zest fest uhm tvatd Avian (i named these frEAKS after random shi uhm dont attack me pls im veRY unoriginal) uhhh i very recently made him hes uhhh he zesty as hell but like bro is trying his hardest to be straight

the one in boots is A-Z, shes like. Shes uuuhh idk a girlboss i guess idfkkkk uh shes like normal. Shes the most Normal one here

the one with the tie is Left. Bro is SO down bad for A-Z its not funny gang uhh but she dont like him cos lowkey he not a good person i guess??? Like. Think leafy bfdi real but ten times worse. He tries to pose himself as a “good person” (he one of them Nice Guys on r/AITA oh God but he might be less worse?) but bro like makes a hundred mistakes that end up harming people. He does shi that HE thinks is nice without really taking in account what other people may think and then bro sits there and wonders “siiigghhhhh why does no one like me :(“

the guy with the X on her head is Bracket. Shes been shown and posted on here and on Scratch. Basically shes Normal but like she still a FREAK dawg she literally sacrifices her organs to XD because she Really likes them a lot even if they scare her a little. She uhhhh doesnt like chaotic and unpredictable people because theyre Exhausting to be around but she likes XD so uhh she dont mind she just wishes that bro would stop chewing on her ankles at three in the morning

and then XD!!! Uh theyre a FREAKAZOID… they dont know how to show affection like. At All. Sure they know how ti hug n shii but like they get too touchy n stuff and may accidentally cross boundaries. Uhh they use violence a lot. Bracket lets them chew on her lungs though so they think theyre on the right path. And geah bracket mostly looks uncomfortable but like she dont know how to respond to this. Imagine your friend starts eating your organs even tho you said they could. You would AT LEAST side eye their goofy ass. XD is also a jerk in general but Bracket tries ti teach that just because she lets gnaw on her spine doesnt mean that Other People want their bones eaten

I draw XD more than i do the other guys uhm. look i Really like thwm

WAIT THIS ALSO MEANS I AM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SAY THAT XD IS AN OC THATS NOT TRAUMATIZED HAHAHHAHAHA I CAN MAKE UNTRAUMATIZED OCS I SWEAR GUYS I SWEAR

[mioakem]

how each character usually acts in roblox total drama based on my experiences

Leanna: the fakest bitch you’ll ever meet, has a swarm of minions (Cory is always one of them) and everyone loves her until she gets them voted off. Everyone will stay for jury vote just to make sure she doesn’t win and she usually doesn’t but makes it to the final 2

Gen: either a little kid or one of Leanna’s minions, always gets called anorexic, “wrist check” and gets called emo. If she’s not one of Leanna’s minions or a little kid then she’s usually chill except for the fact that she bullies Stacy and has never watched the show

Courtlyn: always funny and someone always buys her, good at the challenges and wins a lot. Bullies people but in a actually funny way and calls someone a zest fest at least once per game and always has a funny confessional

Heavely: “don’t sink the boat” “bye air” “I voted random” usually not good at challenges and never wins

Libby: I always play as Libby so I don’t know

Stacy: gets voted off immidietly, gets bullied mercilessly, sometimes just leaves once they realize they got Stacy or is a little kid

Cory: gay

Betsy: “noooo I got Betsy” gets called man shoulders, usually doesn’t make it past merge, sometimes funny but usually really annoying

Nolan: GAY but good at the math challenge and is usually super funny. He’s usually friends with the girls and never gets voted out because he’s a guy bc he’s always zesty

Ava: basically same as Betsy but is usually fake

Blair: probably more fake than Leanna, always way too positive, doesn’t have beef with anyone but everyone hates her because shes fake

Tyson: gay and it’s always with Nolan or Cory

Big O: annoying pick me boy

Kacy: is usually pretty good and never defends Stacy (she usually bullies her too)

Justis: either super gay or will call you sexist if you vote for him

Dustin: always misogynistic, annoying, the girls will always band together to get him out

Aj: usually chill

Alfonso: always played by a little kid and is usually kept around for a while, super nice most of the time

Sara: usually not in the game but when she is she’s usually pretty funny and always starts unnecessary drama

Jeff: literally so annoying all the time

[zephtheduck]

Stuff I've heard at school: Part 19

Tom Sturridge's voice *breathless wheezing* just reaches into your brain, and just, grabs it and yanks it

I wasn't asking if you were the father! You were like, it's head is big so it's smart, and I said what does that say about you, small head?!

I'm trying to trust the process, but the process isn't trusting ME

Oh, how lonely it is to be a god

Child of divorce, DND addition

P1: I also have bones.

P2: And I would love to jump them, but-

Damn wench, I didn't know you were freaky like that

*Slams heavy construction-grade boot down on the chair* THIS is the kind of shoes I wear! I don't want your feeble skin as my shoes.

Whore! Slut! How dare you show your hair, you wench! It's like a Victorian woman showing her ankles

So what if he's a serial killer, he's fine. That's just a quirk. Mind your own damn business!

He's schizophrenic, but he's perfectly fine! That's just a personality trait. It's just a quirk. He's finnneeee. There's nothing wrong with him.

Sometimes things are great because they're shitty (about the fish spinning to funky town extended for 10 hours)

I know nothing, I see nothing, I have no brain

Shut the fuck up you zest fest

Commander skittle squadron

Guys, I just squirted in the juice

Why does the wolf smell like BACON

Why are you touching everything like a predator in a preschool

If I had muscles I'd pick you up like a bag of barrels

How do you racially profile bread

You nuclear nuking little girl

I look like a bear, I need to hibernate

I love teaching this class, you never know what you're going to see. And right now, Brandon is tied to a chair.

What's her name, the pink sonic, Ashley? (It's Amy)

You're just jealous because no one will eat you

P1: You can't bbq me anymore!

P2:Yes I can, I'm also a minority

Why did you just caress me like a PE teacher

When you get so frustrated you need to TikTok dance

Me: I quote you a lot on Tumblr

Friend: It's bc I'm insane and unmedicated ( @yourlocalfunkyjester )

Can you imagine that's how it worked? Dynamic pricing based on 'I don't like you'

Gasp you autism is canon?!

Y'all match each others autism so well

I am generally unaware

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

how do you feel about your best friend being a zest fest

Good? I guess? Am I supposed to feel a way about that?

[achillescozycorner]

Pov: keeper and Jackson decides to take Mathew to go pick up their friend from her girlfriends house :) and mathew thought the journey could use a little spice

(Keeper and Jackson are cousins btw)

I like to call keeper Jackson Mathew and Beepbop the "breaking bad" friend group :)

Full videos:

TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJVxLGa5/

Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/VwrePijhusM?feature=share4

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A lifetime of restraints

by Doth_Cast

Previously on this mofo multi-parts fic: Kara's realized she's been in full denial, big time, regarding her feelings for her bestie. She pondered if Lena could kneel in her short skirt, and eventually began to daydream about beating James up to take his place.

Yep.

So, this is part II, and here's the link to part I : https://ift.tt/OtSLJfK if you wanna check it out for yourself. Each part has been designed to be read independently and follow the canon (so far). Part I is set during 401 to 405 and this part starts right after 410.

In this episode, we're going to explore unhealthy family dynamics and, of course, platonic best friends activities.

Buckle up!

Words: 6574, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Study on Falling

Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor, Alex Danvers, Space dad J'onn J'onzz - Character, Nia Nal, James "Jimmy" Olsen

Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor

Additional Tags: SEASON 4 IS A GAY FEST AND I FULLY INTEND TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT, Sorry Not Sorry, Filling In the Gaps, the power of ¤IMAGINATION¤, retelling the canon, They’re gay your honor, introducing a new genre: angtsy-fluff, It's angst, and it's fluff, and it's mixed together, with a little zest of lime on top.

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