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mood because eras tour starts next week, halloween isn’t too far away and christmas begins next month:

#swifties#taylor swift#taylornation#the eras tour#swiftie#eras tour#halloween#christmas#very excited#i love life#super excited#so excited#im so excited
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No one knows about the words that we whisper, no one knows how much i miss you...
happy swiftie halloween @feelslikeacruelsummer !!
#*my edit#swiftie halloween#swiftiehalloween#taylor swift#tswiftedit#red#red taylor's version#all too well#the very first night
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i’m beginning to doubt my own music taste because i just made a playlist for a halloween party and i’m trying to fit together stuff that everyone will like but also my sad gay songs and it’s working somehow?
the first songs are phoebe bridgers, muna, abba, dua lipa, taylor swift and the amazing devil, which shouldn’t work but it does and i absolutely love it
#music#it’s very boygenius-phoebe bridgers-taylor swift-abba-girl in red-the amazing devil-tv girl heavy#tv girl is mainly for my sister who loves them#the first song is halloween by phoebe bridgers because cmon of course it is#phoebe bridgers#muna#abba#the amazing devil#it’s four and a half hours long
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im so curious what about the new 1989 costumes makes you hate them???
they're ugly 😂
#taylor swift#the eras tour#to be fair I didnt love the original costumes either. that zig zag pattern#looked like duct tape. but they were MILES better than the sour patch kid#set up she's wearing right now 😂 also like they just seem a little....juvenile?#with the mix and match color scheme#and the flare of the skirt. like the 'little mermaid' vibes one she has felt VERY#college freshman at a halloween party. do you know what I mean??#like of course she's still young and gorgeous but I think the outfits are a#weird choice idk idk idk#asks#molly mumbles#tassium
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things the marauders fandom has ruined for me
pink sticky notes
accidentally in love by counting crows (specifically in shrek 2)
leather jackets
grape jelly
red converse
david bowie
toast
mars bars
bagels
stargazing
any taylor swift song
eucalyptus + lavender scent combo
halloween
timothee chalamet
rubik’s cubes
several very specific paintings
paintings and art museums in general
10 things i hate about you
leonard cohen by boygenius
the grudge by olivia rodrigo
#by ‘ruined’ i mean i can’t think about them normally anymore#marauders#the marauders#marauders fanfiction#james potter#marauders era#crimson rivers#taylor swift#jegulus#wolfstar#marauders fandom#bizarrestars#art heist baby#the long game#rweoutofthewoods#only the brave
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Take me out, and take me home…
an: this is kinda long!! but here is my official fic based on Lover by Taylor Swift:) any blue text is Billie’s dialogue and any pink is readers. I hope you enjoy this one!! seven and Guilty as Sin are both coming soon. Peachy (pt. 2) is also going to be on the way! i wasn’t originally expecting you guys to want a part two so i’ll get writing!! 🥰✨🍑
warnings: intoxication mentioned, slight nudity but no smut, so much fucking fluff it’s like a unicorn threw up cotton candy in here.
alsoooo thank you also for over a hundred followers! that’s so many beautiful besties!! i’ve loved writing about billie and chatting with so many of you over the last few weeks and i can’t wait for more!! love ya💋
🩷🥂🫧💋✨
“Take me homeeeee” You slurred, stumbling out of the party you and Billie had just attended. Billie had an arm slung around your waist while you had an arm around her shoulders.
“We’re going home baby, I promise,” Billie replied with a giggle at your disheveled state. Even drunk as can be, she found you so beautiful. Your rosy cheeks even rosier, your big wide eyes now hooded and hazy and full of love, and the sleepy smile plastered on your face made her just wanna kiss it right off of you.
“Heyy babyyyyy? I have.. a very important question for… you.” You looked back up at her stoically, booping her nose as you said “you.” Billie planted a kiss to your temple to try to hide her giggle.
“What baby?” She quickly bent down to grab your waist again as you stumbled backward, making you burst into the most melodic sounding giggles.
“I’m your baby right?” This sent Billie into a laughing fit. The attempt at a serious look on your face combined with the cutest little question, she couldn’t help it.
She pressed kisses to your cheek and temple in between declarations, “My baby, *kiss* my princess, *kiss* my girl, *kiss* my angel, *kiss* my magical unicorn angel baby princess,” she added the last one with a giggle. That was your little nickname for anyone in your life who meant something to you. Your best friends, Billie of course, your little cat. And it never failed to make Billie laugh when she heard it.
“Why do you ask my love?” She questioned after your giggles calmed down again.
“Because I’m like… soooo many things right? But I don’t have a thing for you, you know? Like I need a thing for you. And I was thinking so hard in my brain tonight and I think I figured it out.” You stated matter of factly.
Billie just nodded for you to continue, holding you up a little tighter, and pushing some hair out of your face.
“You, Billie girl, are my-“ You got cut off by Billie’s phone dinging, signaling her driver was here. Without rudely interrupting you, Billie carefully walked you both over to the car, and carefully guided you into the back seat before scooching in herself.
“You warm and cozy mama?” Billie asked, fiddling with the heater in the back, kissing your forehead after you nodded in confirmation.
The ride back home was quiet, a stark contrast to the buzz of the club you two were just in, as well as to your own drunk ramblings. Some people liked to run when drunk, others call exes, and others just fall asleep. Not you. You were always a bundle of energy, ready to chit chat with anyone who would listen, and Billie found it adorable, never once silencing your tipsy rambles even as you both tried to fall asleep at 4am.
“Billie?”
“Yeah baby?”
“I feel like… I feel like I’ve known you for like.. twenty years. But also that’s like not possible. I’ve only known you for real, for like twenty seconds.”
Billie chuckled at your statement. Another little thing you did after drinking, was greatly exaggerate time. For example, if it was the middle of November and someone complained about you still having Halloween decorations up, you’d gasp in shock saying Halloween was “literally like 20 minutes ago.” You two had been dating for about three years now, so Billie just chuckled understanding twenty seconds was three years in your own little drunken time zone tonight.
“Twenty years is a long time baby,” she replied softly, pulling you in closer to her side, letting you rest your head on her shoulder.
“It’s like such a long time. *sigh* Can we still be this close in twenty years?”
This sent both of you into giggles. Billie couldn’t help herself anymore, smothering you in kisses, each one accompanied by a little “mwah!”
“Baby once I get a ring on that finger, we will be this close for a lot longer than twenty years hun.” She pushed some hair behind your ear, watching your cheeky flush under her gaze.
“For ever and ever, you’re my-“
Your conversation faltered again as you pulled up in front of your place. Billie thanked the driver and helped you out of the car before guiding you up to your apartment. Not without few stumbles and bumps along the way.
You were starting to feel a little sleepy but Billie knew you’d get a second wind once you got inside, but she still got butterflies when she felt you wrap your arms around her from behind and rest your cheek on her shoulder as she unlocked the door.
Billie almost jumped out of her skin as you gasped dramatically at something, scaring the shit out of her.
“Baby!” You had your hands on your cheeks in shock, looking back at her as she locked the door behind her.
“We left the Christmas lights up!” You paused before turning back to face the lights. “Until January!”
“Is that a bad thing?” Billie was so confused but went along with it.
“Isn’t that like… against the rules? Christmas was like a million days ago!”
“This is our place, we make the rules.” Your eyes shined up at Billie like she just revealed the meaning to life.
“Oh. My. God. You’re so fucking right babe.”
Billie chuckled and kissed your temple before guiding you to the kitchen and sitting you down on a stool as she got you some water and a small snack.
“Drink up lovie, I don’t want your pretty little head hurting tomorrow.”
As you sipped your water and nibbled on some snacks Billie went into your shared bedroom to get you some pjs and start the shower.
Billie ran her hand under the water to check the temperature before stopping, hearing such a sound come from the kitchen. She dried off her hand before tip toeing back to the kitchen to find the source of the.. sound? song? cry?
“You’re my my my myyyyyyyyyy,” it was you. And your second wind Billie had predicted. You were spinning around on stool singing.. well singing something, only stopping when you caught sight of Billie.
“Babyyyyyy!!! You came back!” You cried out with a huge smile and your hands out, wiggling your fingers as if it would magically will her closer to you. And to your knowledge, it did magically will her closer as she wrapped her own arms around you, kissing the top of your head a few times, chuckling softly.
“I finished my snack and my water. I’m so good at that.” Billie chuckled and simply placed her forehead onto the top of your head.
“You’re killing me here babe.” She said, lifting her head back up and pushing the hair out of your face. You just shrugged nonchalantly before puckering your lips dramatically. Billie smiled adoringly before leaning in and giving you a soft almost angelic kiss, squishing your cheeks a bit too.
“Alright tipsy girl, you wanna go shower and get comfy?” She said holding your shoulders while you nodded. She could tell you were starting to get sleepy, but she knows you’d be grumpy in the morning if you hadn’t showered and you were hungover.
As she guided you into the bathroom, you were humming that little song again, Billie has never heard it before.
“That’s a pretty song your singing there lovie.” She said, helping you out of your clothes.
“Thank you. I’m writing it myself. Right now.”
“Oh really? You wanna sing some more of it for me?”
“Mmm maybe when I’m in the shower. I need to write more words first.” Billie nodded, holding back a laugh.
“Of course, of course. How could I rush such art?” She replied. “Do you want me to come in with you? Need help?”
You gasped and softly nudged her shoulder, “Billie! That’s dirty!” Billie kissed your cheek softly, a mischievous glint in her eye.
“Baby it’s not dirty. We had sex in there this morning.” Your jaw dropped and face flushed at Billie’s statement. Your drunk brain not seeming to remember that right now.
“Oh my gosh Billie. You have to promise not to say things like that in front of other people.” You drunkenly pleaded, face totally flushed.
“I promise mama. I save my dirty jokes only for you.” She said with a wink, making you sigh in relief.
“Oh thank god.” Eventually you did in fact pull Billie in there with you. You claimed you didn’t need any help, but you couldn’t deny Billie’s fingers massaging the shampoo into your scalp was heavenly. The rose smell of your shampoo mixed with Billie’s woodsy vanilla body wash she used on you wrapped around you almost as tight as Billie’s arms, making your eyes droopy as you rested your head in the crook of her neck, leaning back into her and she pressed tiny kisses to your own shoulder. Her hands slowly roaming around your body, over your stomach, up to your boobs, a squeeze to your hips, a couple more squeezes on your shoulders and back to your stomach where her arms wrapped tightly, and contentedly.
“You ready for bed angel?” She whispered into your ear, hands giving your hips another squeeze. You just nodded sleepily turning around in her arms to give her a proper hug.
“Thank you by the way,” Your words a bit more steady now as you slowly sobered up.
“For what baby?”
“For saving me a seat at the table tonight. Since I got stuck in traffic. I was nervous everyone else would wanna sit next to you,” You said it so small and sweetly that Billie felt her heart grow ten sizes, knowing that at every table, she’d save you a seat for the rest of her life.
“Oh babygirl,” she cooed, cradling your head closer into her as she hugged you tighter.
She gave you one last kiss to the top of your head before shutting off the water. She stepped out and grabbed your towels out of the little towel warmer and wrapped herself in one quickly, before heading back to you. She shut the shower door again to keep the warm air in as she carefully dried you off a bit before wrapping you in the fluffy towel, with a kiss to your nose.
A comfortable silence filled the room as the two of you got ready for bed. Well really, Billie got ready for bed and then helped you do the same thing. You giggled at her focused face as she carefully dabbed moisturizer to your skin, only silencing your giggles with a kiss making both of you smile.
She had her own giggles watching your droopy eyes fight to stay open as Billie dried your hair with a towel. You absolutely melted into a puddle anytime Billie had her fingers in your hair, so her fingers mixed with a warm fluffy towel was sending you to dreamland.
When she finished, Billie helped you off the counter and gave your butt a little pat as she guided you back to your connected bedroom, shutting off the bathroom light. The two of you changed into some pjs, Billie giggled while helping you with the buttons after you whined not being able to do it right now.
“I can’t see sometimes.” You grumbled as she buttoned them with ease.
“You can’t see sometimes??” Billie asked, raising an eyebrow and biting back a smile.
“Ugh you know what I mean.” You groaned, playfully smacking her hand away once she finished.
After making sure you could get on the bed, Billie quickly went around the apartment, shutting off the lights, making sure your pets were okay, and locking the doors before returning and shutting the bedroom door behind you.
She slipped under the covers, pulling you closer to her, letting you snuggle yourself into her side like a little kitten. Once she was sure you were practically purring like one as well, Billie settled into her own pillow, letting her arm rest on your back.
“Did you write more of your song while you were in the shower?” She asked, squeezing your side quickly.
“Oh my gosh, baby I did and I forgot to tell you.” But it came out more slurred, your eyes were closed and Billie knew it would be minutes before you were fast asleep.
“That’s okay baby. You can tell me now. Sing us to sleep mama,” She whispered, kissing your cheek before settling back in your hold.
“Wait I forgot how it goes.” You were still a little drunk after all. Billie giggled trying to remember your ramblings from earlier in the night.
“I think I remember.. You kept saying “You’re my -“ and then you didn’t finish that bit. And then you were singing it in the kitchen,” Billie opened her eyes to look down at you, you seemed to be asleep at this point, but the slight furrow in your brows told her you were thinking about your little song, so she continued, whispering,
“You’re my, my, my, my….”
“Oh!! You’re my, my, my, my…” you trailed off again.
“Darling, you’re my, my, my, my…”
“Lover.”
#Spotify#billie eilish#wlw#billie eilish fluff#fanfiction#billie eilish x fem!reader#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish x you#billie eilish fanfiction#billie eilish fic#taylor swift#lover#billie x reader
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more of my gf!abby hc’s ੈ✩‧₊˚



౨ৎ warnings - gf!abby / implied fem!r / r has hair / sfw / so much cheesy fluffy ness / modern au ! / kissing r!receiving / crying / abby calls reader baby
౨ৎ my gf!abby hc’s —> part 1 ⋆ ࣪. / part 2 ⋆ ࣪. / part 3 (dark vers) ⋆ ࣪.
gf!abby bought u a tiffany & co necklace with her initial engraved for ur b-day. it came with a note that said, “not because i own you, but ‘cause i really know you.”
gf!abby is very obviously obsessed with working out! she used to consider herself a ‘gym rat’ but one day u called her a ‘gym cat’ and now she’s obsessed with telling it to everyone.
“no, no, i’m not a gym rat. my girlfriend says i’m a gymcat”
gf!abby cried after watching barbie like a lot and she was little spoon that night.
“it’s just— they’re all so happy!! and they love eachother— SO MUCH!!!” she literally was sobbing in between speaking 🙁🙁
gf!abby dressed up as batman for halloween, so ofc u had to be cat woman!!!
gf!abby wears ur sweaters all the time.
gf!abby’s love language is gift giving. she loves seeing u so excited, even if it’s just some food. ur always so grateful and it’s what she loves about u :3.
gf!abby does not know when to stop kissing u… like u will be at a fancy dinner and she will just keep kissing ur neckkkkk, giving small pecks on ur cheekkkkk, like this woman is IN LOVEEEEE!!!!!
gf!abby took pictures of her holding a proposal ring behind u cooking, on ur phone, watching stephanie soo, doing everyday things for a month before proposing to u.
“look at how sneaky i am, baby!!!!”
gf!abby LOVES better than revenge (tv) by taylor swift. this girl be screaming the lyrics in the car with u.
gf!abby is extremely talented at making braids ofc so she braids ur hair for u <3
౨ৎ a/n - a lot of u guys enjoyed my last abby hc’s post so here’s another!!!!!!!! (ᗒᗜᗕ)
#bey writes <3#gf!abby#abby anderson#abby the last of us#abby anderson x reader#gf!abby x reader#abby tlou#abby x fem!reader#abby anderson fluff#abby anderson headcanons
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Anywhere Else Is Hollow - No Love Love Halloween Bonus Chapter
Series Masterlist
Read on A03!
Author's Note: There are so many pop-culture references in here, I'm so sorry. Title from willow by Taylor Swift.
Word Count: 3.3k
Summary/Warnings: A halloween special episode! Takes place in Chapter 25. Usual warnings.
Tags: Soldier Boy/Supe!Female Reader, canon divergence, tooth-rotting fluff, pre-established relationship
“It’s the middle of fucking June.” Ben grumbles, adjusting his suspenders and glaring at his reflection. “And I still don’t see why I can’t just wear my damn supe suit-“
You grab his shoulders, turning him to face you and moving his hands off the straps for you to fix. “So you admit,” you grin up at him. “Your supe suit is a costume.”
Ben rolls his eyes. “Shut the fuck up, people dress as me all the goddamn time-“
“But you are you. The whole point of this is that you’re not you.”
“Well, I don’t want to be this fucking pussy-“
“Rick O’Connell is not a pussy, he was my very first crush and an excellent treasure hunter. He’s like Indiana Jones, but with no commitment to academics.”
“Well then why the fuck can’t I be Indiana Jones-“
“Because you don’t have any commitment to academics, and you’re built more like late 90s Brendan Fraser.” You run your hand through Ben’s hair, holding his glower with a fake pout. “I think you look very handsome.”
“I always look fucking handsome,” he mutters, catching your hand and kissing your knuckles. “This is still goddamn stupid.”
“If you want to go tell Ryan that-“
Your hum is cut off with a squeak as Ben tugs you forward, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you until you’re a little dizzy, swaying against him.
“Brat.” He presses another, lighter kiss on the corner of your lips, smirking as you chase his mouth back fully onto yours. “I’m going to do this shit, for you-“
“For me?” You raise your brows, pulling back enough to give Ben a pointed look. “Or for the blowjob and ice cream you’re going to earn for not being a massive fucking baby about this.”
He shrugs. “It’s a blowjob from you, beautiful. And if you’re going to wear this-“ He cuts himself off, scanning over you with a frown. “What the fuck is this.”
“A costume-“
The lines of Ben’s face deepen, and he rolls his eyes. “No, smartass. Who are you.”
“Evelyn Carnahan.”
“Who-“
“She’s your,” you poke Ben’s chest, and keep your face bright as you push through the description. You’d really been hoping he wouldn’t ask who you were, because you know he loves you, but it still might make you cry if he gets pissed off or freaked out by this. “Wife.”
He just blinks at you. “I’m not married yet-“
“No, dummy.” You sigh. “In the movies. Your costume is married to my costume.”
There’s a moment of silence, and it’s the longest fucking moment of your life. Ben is staring at you, looking slightly dumb-struck, and everything inside him is glowing and burning and made of ardor, but if he doesn’t fucking say something-
“If you give me a blowjob in this costume,” he mutters, scanning over your body as an insufferably attractive, cocky grin crosses his face. “I’ll jump off a fucking bridge for you.”
You flush, all of Ben’s hunger making you feel warm and high, but still manage to wrinkle your nose at him. “I don’t need you to jump off a bridge for me, Benjamin. Just don’t bitch and moan, and pretend you’re having a little fun.”
“We can stay here, and have plenty of fun in these stupid fucking outfits-“
“Nope.” You push off his chest, and stick out your tongue. “Earn it, Pretty Boy.”
Ben's face falls into an almost adorable pout, but he lets you tangle his hand in yours, pulling him out of your room and apartment, down to the dining hall.
You will admit, this whole thing is a little ridiculous. It is in fact the middle of June, but Ryan’s never had a Halloween before, and who knows what the fuck your life will look like come October. Best case scenario, two Halloweens in one year. Worst case-
You don’t even want to think about the worst case. The worst case is world-ending, heartbreaking, and keeps you up in the dark with nightmares of cold, blue eyes and red hands that might be yours and might be Homelander’s wrapping around your throat.
So this might be a little stupid, but you don’t care. It’s a distraction, it’s not like you have anything better to do while everyone is benched. You might as well entertain this request from Ryan, and pretend it’s October, and just have simple fun for one night, like the world isn’t ending around you.
Bonus, Ben does look really fucking good. He’s right, he always looks good—it’s one of the most annoying things about him—but it’s a little insane right now. If it wasn’t for Ryan, and the promise you’d made to attend the party, you’d have taken him up on that stay here and have fun idea. But for now, you’re still allowed to look. Scan over his broad shoulders, his muscles rippling in his shirt, and you want to pull him down by his suspenders to kiss him all over his stupid, handsome face, and he’d trimmed his beard last night so it’s soft and fuck you love him and it’s driving you out of your mind-
You almost trip as Ben stops outside the dining hall—you hadn’t even realized you’d arrived—and his arm shoots out, wrapping around you and steadying your body.
“Careful, Sunshine.” He grumbles, not moving away as you regain your balance. “You said no blood, and that fucking counts you.”
You wrinkle your nose at him. “It does not-“
“Yes, it does.” Ben’s snap is firm, his big, warm hand squeezing your waist. “You get hurt, we leave. Got it?”
“Fine.”
His eyes narrow, and he bends down to your eye level. Try again.
I’ve got it, Ben draws back up, and you lower your voice between your heads to a mumble. You massive fucking cunt-
He snorts, scooping you up into his arms, swallowing your small yelp with a kiss. Brat. Ready?
Put me down, you whack Ben’s chest, and he knows you don’t mean it—the asshole is big and warm and this is the safest place in the world so you never want to be anywhere but here— because his glower doesn’t waver.
If you’re going to fucking hurt yourself-
I’m not going to hurt myself, Benjamin. You drop your head onto his shoulder, giving him your sweetest smile. You won’t let me.
Damn right I won’t, he scans over your face, and slowly lowers you back down, keeping his hand in yours. Let’s get this shit over with.
The decorating of the dining hall is abysmal. Frenchie had spray painted some bats on the walls—which had to be some kind of health hazard, but you were all way past that—and Annie had covered exactly three tables in spooky-themed cloth, but that was the extent of the efforts. Everyone seemed to be trying to make up for it with costumes, though. Even Butcher was dressed up. Granted, he did mostly just look like himself with no shirt, but it only took one assessing scan of his black trench coat, sunglasses, and gun to figure out what he was going for.
“Terminator?” You ask as you and Ben approach the drink table—two bottles of sprite someone put red food-coloring in and a bowl of punch that you really hope Frenchie didn’t spike—and Butcher nods.
“Right on the money, Love.” He scans you over with a frown. “Fuckin hell are you supposed to be.”
“Evie, from the Mummy.”
Butcher's eyes turn to Ben. “And that makes this cunt-“
“Rick.” Ben grunts, tugging you a little closer to his side, his glare on Butcher a very obvious, violent challenge.
No blood, Benjamin.
I haven’t done a fucking thing-
It’s a preemptive no blood. If Butcher’s a dick, no killing him.
Butcher opens his mouth, a mocking grin covering his face and Ben tenses at your side, but with either the best or worst timing in the world, MM walks thoughtlessly between them to the table.
MM glances over to you and Ben as he pours a drink. “The Mummy?”
“Yeah, and you’re-“
“Dread Pirate Roberts.” Ben’s voice is so confident that the look of exasperation on MM’s face almost makes you snort.
“I’m Zorro, motherfucker.”
Butcher takes in MM’s mask and black cloth outfit, and shakes his head. “Nah, I’m with Soldier Boy on this one, Mate. You’re a fuckin pirate.”
“Lucky it’s not up to you assholes, it’s my costume-“
Ben squeezes your hand as Butcher and MM devolve in further argument, and when you glance up at him his attention is fixed on the food table. I’m fucking starving-
Go eat, then.
You’d meant for him to go get food and come back, but Ben pulls you with him as he stomps over to the food, only dropping your hand when he realizes he needs both to fill up his plate.
Why are these hot dogs so fucking small.
You follow his glare to the table, and bite your tongue to stifle your giggle. They’re pigs in a blanket. And you’ve definitely had them before
Ben ignores the second half of your sentence. Are they good.
I think you’d like them-
That’s all it takes, and Ben’s plate becomes half covered pigs in a blanket. He drops down onto one of the empty tables—watching you carefully until you sit at his side—and then begins to stuff them into his face until his cheeks are puffed out.
You can’t look at him or you’ll snort—which means he’ll probably glare at you, which will make you laugh more, and it will somehow end with Ben fucking you on the table, in front of everyone—so you scoot closer to his side and wave to Kimiko as she walks into the dining hall, wearing large yellow skirt and blue top, a large red bow in her hair.
Snow White? You sign, and she nods with a wide smile.
Frenchie sewed it for me. She spins around before sitting across from you. He’s coming, he wants to fix his cape.
His cape?
He’s something called a Frodo. Kimiko glances at Ben, still chewing, and back to you. Is he okay, he looks angry… Kimiko’s hands pause for a second. Angrier. Than usual.
He’s grumpy. You shrug. And that’s just his face whenever he eats. He’s like a mean old dog.
You love him so much.
“What are you talking about,” Ben grumbles, crumbs falling onto his beard. You sigh, reaching up to wipe them off.
“Don’t speak with your mouth full-“
“Answer my fucking question-“
“We were talking about you, Benjamin.” You hum. “And how grumpy you are.”
“I’m not fucking grumpy-“
“You’re so grumpy.” You kiss his cheek, and feel rough affection spark in his chest, his scowl wavering. “And I still love you.”
“I love you too,” Ben mutters, pressing his leg to yours and returning his attention his food, eating slightly slower.
You resume your conversation with Kimiko, and give up on explaining what a Frodo is when Frenchie drops at Her side, giving a proud, sweeping gesture to his costume.
“Good, non? Certainly much better than Butcher only taking off his shirt-“
“The fuck are you, an elf?”
Frenchie frowns at Ben, “I am Frodo fucking Baggins. See,” he raises his bare foot up for you and Ben to see. “No shoes. A hobbit.”
Ben makes a sour face, opening his mouth to say something that’s likely not very nice, so you punch him in the stomach.
He doesn’t flinch, but shoots you a glare. I didn’t fucking do anything-
You were going to call Frenchie’s costume stupid.
It is fucking stupid. He’s wearing a cape, Sunshine, that’s dumb-
I know, but it’s the costume. Let’s move, Pretty Boy, before you yell at Kimiko for wearing a dress when she’s Snow White.
Ben paused. Why the fuck is she Snow White. I’ve seen her bash peoples brain in-
She says because she wants to take a nap and likes animals and music.
Ben seems to accept that answer, his glare turning to his empty plate, and tugs you up with him as he stands. “You promised me burgers-“
“I did not.” You let him loop his arm through yours, but hold him at the table. “I said Benjamin, if you want to grill burgers, I’m still banned from using the grill but I’ll sit with you.”
He pauses, looking back to the half empty food table before grunting, “Do you want a burger.”
You give him an amused look. “Do you want a burger?”
“Of course I want a fucking burger-“
“Then sure, I’ll have one-“
You’re cut off with a slight squeak as Ben starts to move, yanking you to his side without breaking pace, but slinging his arm over your shoulders and half holding you against him until you’re on steady feet.
When you reach the grill Ben helps you up onto the counter—keeping one hand steady on your thigh until you’re settled—and begins to move around, prepping the grill with an almost violent focus.
He’s barely started when you see Ryan—bright eyes and dressed in a droopy white tunic and loose pants—bouncing over to you, a very sheepish Hughie-Mario and smiling Annie-Samus behind him.
Ryan says your name, and Ben glances up, movements slowing as he very obviously eavesdrops. “Look!” Ryan gestures to his outfit. “I’m Luke Skywalker!”
“Yeah, you are.” You nod, returning Ryan’s smile and glancing over him to Hughie. “No lightsaber, dude?”
Hughie raises his hand that isn’t holding Annie’s to display a blue plastic lightsaber, and frowns at it. “It’s the wrong color, but it lights up, and blue is still a Jedi color. Actually, blue was originally supposed to be Luke’s lightsaber color, but green tested better-“
“Fuck yeah it did,” Ben mutters, returning to your side with his arms full of frozen packaged hamburgers. “Blue’s a fucking dogshit, pussy color-“
You kick his thigh, keeping your eyes on Ryan. “But a good color for a lightsaber, right Benjamin?”
Ben rolls his eyes, but grumbles an agreement.
“Are you making burgers?” Ryan shuffles to Ben’s side, looking over the grill with wide eyes.
“Grilling.” Ben grunts. “I don’t make the paddies, kid, I fucking grill them.”
“Can you, um, can you show me how?”
You watch them carefully as Ben freezes, his whole body tensing and his grip on the spatula growing white-knuckled for only a second before the whole thing passes, and he nods. “Pay attention, because I’m not repeating anything. And no fucking lightsabers near my grill.”
You don’t bother teasing him with the fact that it’s not Ben’s grill, it’s everyone’s grill, because Ryan’s eyes light up and that’s what this was about. Ryan feeling cared about, and watching Ben move around and nodding along with his instructions before tentatively flipping a burger, all with an eager face. It was about how when they finished Ryan shuffled up to you with the burger Ben had let him grill himself, nervously asking if you wanted it.
You’d never taken a plate so fast. But when you start to scoot off the counter Ben’s hand lands on your thigh, holding you in place.
Benjamin-
He ignores your voice in his head, his attention focused purely on Ryan. “Where do you want to eat, kid?”
“Um,” Ryan swallowed, his face a little red. “Here? It’s quiet-“
Ben’s hand slid up your leg, moving you a little further back onto the counter as he leaned against it himself, looping his arm around your waist as he places his plate down, holding the burger with his free hand as he examines Ryan with a drawn brow. “You need a chair.”
Ryan blinked. “No, thank you. It’s okay to eat here?”
“I don’t give a fuck-“
“Yes, we can.” You lean yourself against Ben’s back, smiling at Ryan as you kicking Ben’s leg in a subtle movement to shut him up. “Are you liking fake-Halloween?”
Ryan nods, face eager once more. “Yeah! The costumes are, um, really fun, and Butcher said I can have extra dessert-“
Ben freezes mid bite of his burger, roughly swallowing the food in his mouth before grunting, “do you not get fucking candy.”
“No, Aunt Grace says it’s not good for my teeth-“
“Fuck that, your teeth with be fine.” Ben glares around the kitchen before jerking his head to a cabinet. “There’s a damn year’s worth of chocolate in there. Take some.”
“I, um-“
“Ryan.” Ben snaps, holding Ryan’s nervous gaze. “You want chocolate, eat some fucking chocolate. You can’t get cavities, and if Mallory and Butcher get fucking whiny about it, I’ll deal with it.”
“Okay.” Ryan mumbles, glancing over at the cabinet. “Will anyone notice-“
“It’s Kimiko’s,” Ben mutters, tugging you a little closer. “She told me, and we’re the only ones that know about it. You’re good, kid, don’t lose your fucking mind over something so stupid.”
As Ryan shuffles over to the cabinet—looking back to you and Ben with a bright, shocked face at the truly abominable amount of chocolate in the cabinet—you bump Ben’s shoulder with yours.
What did you threaten Kimiko with to know about her secret chocolate stash?
Ben rolls his eyes. She fucking told me, Sunshine. For you.
Oh. You blink, titling your head at him. Why didn’t she tell me?
I don’t fucking know, maybe she knew you’d fold and tell whoever looked sad-
I would not fold-
Ben scoffs. You’d fold in a fucking second. Those pussies would have a bad day and you’d start handing chocolate like goddamn candy.
It is candy, Benjamin. You wrinkle your nose at him, nodding over to Ryan. And you just folded pretty fucking fast yourself-
Shut up.
Nope, you caved without Ryan even asking-
Ben’s arm around you tugs you forward into a slow, gentle kiss. Brat.
Cunt. You pull back, smiling at him. I love you, you massive fucking idiot-
You love my massive fucking something, darling. Ben winks at you, and you only get to flush as Ryan returns, his pockets stuffed and overflowing with chocolate.
You’re here for another few hours. You think you could spend a lifetime here, listening to Ryan tell you about how Hughie had helped him get his Luke Skywalker costume right—the key is the shoes, and you have no idea what that means but Ryan sounds certain, so you nod—and watching Ben swallow his grumbles about how Star Wars is fucking dumb as cock for Ryan’s sake. You really hope you make it to this October, and the one after that, and the one after that. You want to spend a lifetime like this, with Ryan’s face full of joy and his words coming out easy instead of unsure. With Ben half wrapped around you, his outfit and face and everything making your brain go a little haywire. If October comes without pain, Ben will be wearing that again. And you’ll have more time to have fun with him—and his mouth, and his tongue, and his rough hands on your body and his hard cock wherever he wants it—before doing this again. Next time, you’ll get Ryan more candy, and a properly colored lightsaber.
And if another year passes, this could be your whole life. A hundred more Halloweens—probably more, given the whole immortality thing—with Ben looking stupidly handsome at your side and everything being about easy, simple joy. And when you look at Ben’s stoic face and feel his love—hot and zealous and focused in your chest—you don’t think he’d argue with you. He’d be just as happy as you are to do this forever, together, maybe joined by more bright-eyed children he can teach to grill and give too much chocolate. Countless costumes for him to grumble are stupid, but wear nonetheless.
It would be really nice to have a life like this.
End Note: I spent an embarrassing amount of time choosing everyone's costumes, but I think I nailed it. Jensen Ackles playing Soldier Boy dressed as Rick O'Connell from the Mummy save me. Save me Jensen Ackles playing Soldier Boy dressed as Rick O'Connell from the Mummy.
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dropping this and dissappearing again

This is my Jeremy genderbend design because I love doing genderbend lmao
Since in this universe Jeremy, or rather Jessica is a girl, I think the Squip would approach her situation differently because ✨fucking gender roles✨
Like, instead of an Eminem t-shirt she'd buy a Taylor Swift one, and instead of going to the Halloween as a weird cyborg thingy she'd go as something sexy (because she'd be held by the same standard as Chloe and Brooke, so something sexy it is), but she's still super into superheroes as Jeremy is, so the squip would let her go as Batgirl or something. Sexism is playing a big part on the story ig.
I'm also adding her a blue hair strand because of my headcanon that Rich dyed Jeremy's hair blue after they became friends.
And the squip would show her how to properly take care of her curly/wavy hair correctly
She's still very bi and very autistic
Her Squip probanly is still Keanu Reeves
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⋆ the last of us
⋆ ELLIE WILLIAMS . . dealer!el
french girl
ellie draws you completely nude after you ask her to draw you like one of her french girls in a reference to titanic. 0.82k words, suggestive, nude reader, dirty remarks, pet names (babe, baby, french girl)
make a woman out of me
you swore to yourself you only longed for ellie in a platonic way, but as you get older you seem to realize just how pretty she really is. 2.95k words smut, reader (non penetrative) virginity loss, religious themes, ellie is 19, reader is 18, pastor's daughter!reader, mentions of homophobia, alludes to reader's parents being homophobic, ellie smokes weed, pet names (pretty girl, babe, honey, baby, good girl), cursing, first kiss, corruption, corruption kink, oral (r recieving)
magnificently cursed
death won't keep ellie away from you. she'll meet you where the spirits meet their bones. 0.61k words, angst, death, gore, descriptive gore, cannibalism (as a metaphor for love), inspired by ivy by taylor swift
cuddling blurb
you admire ellie, ellie admires you. >100 words, cuddling, mention of ass grabbing
light me up
ellie decides she wants to be festive this holiday. and what better way to do that than some christmas sex? 1.43k words, smut, nipple play, pet names (mama, baby, pouty princess, good girl), fingering, strap (r receiving), missionary, bondage, bondage with an item that should not be used for bondage, doggy/face down-ass up, minor praise
spank me!
ellie spanks you for being a brat. that's it. 0.44k words, smut, spanking, fingering, praise, pet names (baby, mama, honey)
impatient
it's not ellie's fault that she can't keep her hands off her smoking hot girlfriend. 0.50k words, suggestive, teasing, public stuff, pet names (pretty girl, babe)
sleepy girl
ellie loves taking naps with you. 0.34k words, tiny bits of angst?, one suggestive sentence
need you bad
messy and needy cunninlingus with ellie. 0.56k words, head (ellie and r receiving), fingering, face sitting, sub and dom ellie, overstim
salty tears
ellie fingers you until you cry. 0.46k words, smut, fingering (r!receiving), dacryphillia, pet names (baby), praise
single thread of gold
ellie feels like it was fate that brought you together, or perhaps it was an invisible string. 0.32k words, fluff, inspired by invisible string by taylor swift
can't you?
ellie spanks you and you can't get enough of it. 0.20k words, smut, spanking
maybe some faith would do me good
ellie's forced to go to some church camp thing for the summer. maybe she'll actually enjoy it if she keeps seeing you around. 2.78k words, smut, non apocalyptic au, mention of suicide (jokingly) , implied reader virginity loss, religious themes, alludes to what david did to ellie, friends to enemies to lovers kinda, dacryphilia, public sex, sex in church, public humiliation, cunnilingus and fingering (r!receiving), pet names (baby, pretty girl, good girl)
mommy issues
ellie feeds into your mommy issues. 0.18k words, mommy issues
lips
loser!ellie kissing you. >100 words, fluff, kissing
teddy bear
ellie attempts to comfort you during your period. 0.38k words, fluff, teasing/sexual remark
i know my girlfriend is a . . . witch!
ellie is normally very good at keeping her cool in public, but the way your tits look in that tight witch dress... god, it's like you put a love spell on her. 1.70k, halloween smut, non apocalyptic au, ellie LOVESSS tits, car sex, subbyish ellie, pet names (babe), choking (e!receiving), getting caught :(
waking up on christmas morning ft. abby and vi
merry christmas! >100 words, cuddling, kissing
they both die at the end.
plagued, tortured, haunted by the woman you swore to outlive. every passing glance, every shaky breath, she's there. you feel her. 1.64k words, angst, grief, guilt, mourning, ellie's dead, suicide mentions, hallucinations, pet names (baby, babe)
cry for me
making sub!ellie cry w/ a vibrator 617 words, smut, fingering (e!receiving), overstim, vibrator use (e!receiving), crying/tear kink, slight tit play but barely. pet names (baby, babe, good girl)
⋆ ABBY ANDERSON
hair tie
abby offers to braid your hair but with a price to pay. 0.39k words, smut, strapon, pet names (baby, pretty girl), teasing
lover
you do abby's hair in the morning cause she's too sleepy. 0.54k words, fluff, teasing
french kissing
abby makes sure you have the best orgasm of your life. 0.53k words, smut, pet names (good girl, baby, my girl), oral (r receiving), tongue fucking, teasing/edging
waking up on christmas morning ft. ellie and vi
merry christmas! >100 words, cuddling, kissing
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your fall 2023 byler reading list 🍂🍂
BIG BYLER FIC REC DUMP cause i haven't been writing a lot but i HAVE been reading and y'all need to read these! hope u enjoy as much as i did <3

got your spell on me, baby - @astrobei -Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 7,919
TW: none
'To be fair, Will’s costume is great, now that Mike knows what it is. And, okay, wait-
“Oh, this is so good. This is so good.” Max points at Mike, wheezing. “Because you’re dressed as-”
Will’s still looking straight up at the sky. The length of his neck is very, very flushed. Mike can feel his entire face going redder than Vader’s lightsaber. He clenches his hands into tiny little fists, and says, around a groan: “I’m not Han Solo, guys.”'
THE halloween byler fic. the party at college, bi lucas sinclair content, halloween party shenanigans.
these nerds, using star wars to flirt 🙄
background lumax & their amazing couples costume, el & will power sibling duo!!!
bowie references to heal the soul
all in all one of my favourite getting-together fics for this time of year :)

what a match: i'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet - @perexcri - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 28,150
TW: guns, blood, gore (just demodogs though no human gore)
'One month ago, if you had asked Will Byers what he’d do if Mike Wheeler threaded his fingers through his hair, looked him dead in the eyes, and started leaning in for a kiss, he wouldn’t have said this.
He wouldn’t have said he’d be staring right back into those yawning dark eyes, one hand on Mike’s waist, the other against his cheek. There wouldn’t have been any lightning in his veins or blood rushing in his ears.
He wouldn’t have said that Mike Wheeler would be tilting his head in the opposite direction, eyes widening just the slightest as if asking permission, his mouth slightly parted.
He wouldn’t have imagined it at all.'
SO SO GOOD. apocalypse post s4, background jancy and platonic stobin, interruption trope x10000 so it's SO SATISFYING at the end.
WILL WITH A GUN.
jonathan & mike solidarity <3
all in all amazingly well written mike and will being blushing messes. love them. fluff in the apocalypse.

take my hand, wreck my plans - @parkitaco - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 6,297
TW: discussion of past trauma
'"I am not taken," he says out of habit, even though he kind of is. He and Will aren't together - he blushes at the thought - but they do spend an awful lot of time together, and Mike doesn't ever find himself wishing he was anywhere else. "Will and I are-"
"Ooh, I didn't even say anything about Will!" Max crows. "Oh, this is excellent."
Mike hides his face in his hands even though she can't see him. "Oh my God. Can you put Lucas back on, please?"
Max cackles in to the receiver, the sound fading as Lucas presumably wrenches the phone out of her grip. "We gotta go, Mike," he says, laughing a little. "Max has class and I'm driving her."
"Tell her she's the worst," Mike grumbles, fiddling with the phone cord.
"Say hi to Will for me!" Lucas sings, and hangs up before Mike can protest.
Mike groans and flops back on his mattress. It's going to be a long year.'
part of a series!! byler college au, friends-to-lovers, background party friendship, AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES. OH MY GOD, THEY WERE ROOMMATES??
taylor swift title... do u really need any other persuasion
the whole series is just AMAZING. mike & will getting a break, living together at college and figuring shit out <3

i might be hoping about this - @astrobei - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 15,321
TW: none
'Will lets out a small squawk as Mike’s hand— his very cold, very freezing hand— finds its way around the blankets and under his sweater. “I’m sick, you weirdo,” he says, half-laughing into the side of Mike’s head, “I have a fever.”
“I don’t care,” Mike mumbles, “you’re warm and I’m cold. This is nice.”
“You’re going to get sick,” Will tries, for the umpteenth time, but it’s pointless. Mike Wheeler is stubborn and hardheaded and he never does anything halfway— not even this.'
established byler at college!! so yeah i have a love of college byler and this is one of my top fics for sure. 2nd astrobi fic on this list because i love their writing <3
will gets sick, mike takes care of him. need i say more?
silly goofy guys living together & doing silly goofy domestic shit
this fic makes me SOFT.

accidentally on purpose - @itsromeowrites - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 5,019
TW: none
'It starts out with a kiss. An accidental kiss. Because Mike is sleepy and Will is pretty, and who can really blame him? And then there's another one, just as accidental. But the third? Well, that may be a little more on purpose.'
literally smiling so hard at this fic. like hello. soft secret boyfriends and loads of party content, all the kids are okay <3
established byler, how the party finds out. all fluff all the time. jonathan attempts the Talk. mike has no idea what's going on. et cetera.
background lumax, lucas & dustin being lil shits together, and el using her powers to cheat at splashing games. all in all a good time!

and if I get burned, at least we were electrified - anonymous - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Words: 14,958
TW: none
'“I’ll leave you be until lunch,” Max starts negotiating, nodding at him as if that’s a good deal. Which—considering it's Max, it is, but Mike doesn’t want to give in just yet. She sighs. “I won’t laugh about the sweater anymore. Or the weak disposition that gives you stupid allergies all the time.”
Mike’s frown deepens, but she wasn’t as mean as she could have been, so he’s gonna take it. He needs to get this out anyways, or he’s going to keep running in circles as if stuck in a hamster wheeler—an accurate representation of his brain when it comes to Will, really. He presses his lips together and tries to figure out a subtle, non-funny way to say it, but he comes up blank.
Fuck, whatever: “I almost kissed Will. Again.”
Max actually has to cover her mouth with her hand, disguising a worryingly loud snort with a cough. The teacher turns their way and stares, then goes back to explaining the exercise on the board. Mike scribbles it down while Max gets herself under control.
Screw his life.'
senior year, post-vecna. the party being friends but also little shits to each other.
madwheeler bandmates!!!
will steals mike's entire closet
they are Dumb Idiots who are mutually pining from afar
and other lovable tropes. takes place in november so good fall vibes :)
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You guys….my head just EXPLODED
🤯🤯🤯
Okay bare with me here because my thoughts are literally chaos right now! Going to try and take you through the ninja katana that just happened to my brain!
1. Everyone has been focusing on this album being white. Taylor wore a white dress, Taylor used the 🤍, etc etc
This has been bothering my photographer mind since I very first saw the cover. That cover is not black and white. That cover is Sepia.
Rep is Black and white…..Folklore as well (though more muted and grey than stark black and white like Rep)
Poets is Sepia!

Now obviously there is no Sepia heart emoji so it could be that simple BUT Taylor is a mastermind and she doesn’t do accidents. The Sepia toned album cover is not white and that immediately drew attention to it when everyone is focused on the white aspects (which also lended itself nicely to the Rep TV/Poets bait and switch)
2. So I decided to go learn about the history of Sepia and quickly came across this very interesting article. I started reading. Immediately aspects of this colours history started setting off lightbulbs 💡

Sepia comes from the Cuttlefish’s defence mechanism. When under attack the cuttlefish releases a cloud of ink to distract the predator and make a swift (SWIFT!!) escape!?!?
Already we have the ink tie in specifically mentioning jet black (like the octopus and squid) but the cuttlefish’s defender cloud is sepia……this album is a defence mechanism so she can distract the predators (hetlors/the press) to make her escape to safety. It’s the bait and switch. The distraction. The decoy.

This was already enough to have my jaw on the floor…but wait! There’s more!
3. Sepia’s use in photography…


This love story began in black and white…in Reputation.
🎶I once believed love would be black and white….but it’s golden (Daylight)
This cover photo is very clearly Daylight after the long and tortured Midnight….now she only sees Daylight!
Sepia has come to represent a by-gone age….
Everyone thinks that Kaylor is over and done. Just an ended friendship, a burned bridge, no longer relevant…but the act of making that relationship look old was actually used to preserve that love and allow it to be long lasting!
There’s also the very obvious photography connection with the Polaroids significance to Kaylor.
Also note the nod to 1920s….along with the Clara Bow track pointed at that era here’s another possible link to the roaring 20s
Another link to Daylight coming after Midnight…the opening of the Karma music video shows the Midnights album which turns into a golden sunlight over the golden Taylor statue. Midnight to Daylight.
So as if all of this wasn’t already enough I kept reading and the next paragraph made me scream…..

The Wizard of FUCKING OZ you guys!!!!

(Side note that we have the Blake/Taylor Dorothy and Ariel combo call back here as well! Worth noting maybe Daddy I Love Him will shed some light on this Halloween Party…we know our 🎃 anon wanted us focusing on Halloween! Maybe this evening was significant in the story!)
So everyone thinks of it as black and white but it’s actually Sepia…..yes yes go on…..

So you’re telling me to create the illusion (🎶All eyes on me your illusionist) of sepia to colour they were using a body double. A double! A bait and switch! A stand in! Like every single beard relationship and every single Karlie stand in we have been seeing lately! Blake at Beyonces premiere….Keleigh at the Golden Globes, Keleigh as the bride, etc etc etc.

Slight of hand, more illusions and bait and switch imagery to make the art work and the magic happen.
Holy Shit!!!
I need to go pass out now!
Link to the Sepia article:
#taylor swift#kaylor#karlie kloss#wizard of oz#screaming crying throwing up#it’s fucking sepia#sepia#sepia photography#black and white#the tortured poets department#i died dead
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Marcus HCs (Swarm) NSFW
A/N: so i noticed a lot of what people were saying about Marcus honestly didn't make sense to me. like a lot of them I can definitely agree with but idk I thought i'd put my two cents
okay, so i can't decide if marcus gets hookups often or if he's a once-a-year-get-down type of incel but regardless he's good at what he does.
he always wants more than a one-night stand
he's a total sex god. like the only thing he doesn't do is let you peg him but he's a switch and an experimentalist so he'll let you dom
he's not insecure in his size or height for this reason he knows he can make you cum with his mouth, hands and toys. he's sex-positive and educated in the world of sex toys.
he is amazing at aftercare. he'll clean you up and cuddle you. he'll only fall asleep after you and make sure you're okay. the next morning makes you breakfast and if it is your first time meeting he'll make conversation to get to know you and even drive you home or to work
hes an ass man 100% (this pains me to say because I don't have an ass but its so true)
he loves all body types and all types of men and women but has a strong preference for poc people. thinks they're absolutely beautiful
he loves walking around naked and goes to nude beaches but this specifically isn't sexual he just likes being naked and feeling free that way
he loves philosophy but in a good way and reads a whole lot of philosophical books and practices existentialism
he loves spirituality and manifesting
he's usually very clean, doesn't even get into bed with outside clothes
this man is romantic and corny as fuck oh yeah candles and rose pedals oh yeah and the dim lighting and classical music
he loved school as a kid and participated in all the sports and school events
loves his mom and buys her flowers on all holidays
loves baking more than cooking but hopes he can meet someone that will cook for him so he can bake for them
loves parties and going to the club just wishes he could dance better.
lana del rey and taylor swift are his guilty pleasures as a cis man
other than that loves rock music like kiss and the rolling stones
loves going all out on Halloween
loves being part of girl talk with his girl-friends and also calls them his girl-friends to other people
he loves nature
#fanfic#rory culkin#me when rory#i ❤ rory culkin#i ❤️ rory culkin#marcus swarm#marcus headcannons#clyde electrick children#rory x reader#rory culkin fanfic#marcus x reader#rory culkin x reader#rory culkin characters#rory culkin makeup#rory culkin smut
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Hey, queen! Can I request a gf! Ethan x gf! reader based off of Taylor Swift's 'Getaway Car'??
getaway car — ethan landry



word count: 2,334
pairing: gf!ethan landry x gf!fem!reader
warnings: mentions of blood and murder. cheating.
summary: ethan helps y/n to get revenge on her boyfriend.
Y/N KNEW HER BOYFRIEND WAS CHEATING, HAD KNOWN IT FOR DAYS. Any other person would’ve done the obvious: break up with him, but why would she do that when she could do something more fun?
They were both in the Halloween party hosted by some frat boys, and her boyfriend had left her alone to play beer pong with his friends—and flirt with sorority girls behind her back—, so Y/N decided it was time to set her plan in action.
Her eyes scanned the room, and they stopped on a tall boy dressed as a character from Murder Party. She recognised him instantly, Ethan Landry, the guy from Econ. He was a bit awkward and silly, but hell if he wasn’t pretty. Even with his cardboard helmet on, she could distinguish his soft and perfect face features, and also spotted some surprising muscles hugged by his tight long-sleeved shirt.
She approached him with a confident smile. “Ethan, hey! Surprising seeing you here.”
“Y/N, hi.” he blushed. “Yeah, my roommate forced me. Says I need to meet some girls, get out of my room.”
He regretted those words as soon as they came out. He was really making himself look pathetic. Surprisingly, the girl laughed and sent him a flirty smile. “I have to thank him for bringing you here, then.”
He widened his eyes, being caught off guard. “Not that your company bothers me, but why are you talking to me?”
“Do you want me to be honest?”
“Sure.”
“I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me, and I thought… why break up with him and give him a free will to date this other girl when I can give him a taste of his own medicine?”
“So you want to make out with me in front of him and the whole university?” he asked, amusement reflected in his eyes.
“Yeah. I think you’re pretty, and I said why not.” she shrugged. Then she cursed herself for spilling her idea, she was really acting like a pathetic revengeful baby. “You don’t have to, though. I can keep searching.”
His next movement surprised her. Ethan grabbed her hips and turned them around, so that her back was pressed against the wall and he was hovering over her. He brought his mouth to her earlobe and bit it softly, his hot breath hitting the side of her neck and making her shiver.
“Let’s give him a fucking show, baby.” his husky voice made her clench her thighs.
She took off his helmet and quickly pulled him into a kiss. They devoured each other in a way that made her forget why she was doing it in the first place. His lips were soft, but they captured hers with ferocity and roughness and it was the best kiss she had ever had. His hands explored everything—the back of her neck, her scalp, face, waist, hips, ass. His touch was all-consuming, intoxicating and wild. Her fingers were tangled in his perfect curls while the other hand caressed the muscles on his back. They were completely drunk in lust, and the only reason why they pulled away was because of the boy yelling at them from across the room.
Y/N saw his boyfriend marching towards them with a furious expression, making both of them laugh. The girl grabbed Ethan’s hand “Go, go, go!” she screamed between giggles as the boyfriend ran after them.
“My dorm building is close, let’s go there.”
They entered the building in between laughter. “Holy shit that was fun! Thank you, Ethan.”
“You’re very welcome. It was a good kiss.” he said, blush coating his cheeks.
“It really was. You blew my mind” she nodded. “It was a double win. I got to piss him off, and I also got the most amazing kiss I’ve ever had.”
“I’m glad you got your revenge. If you need to do it again, you know who to call.”
She took a step closer and pressed a chaste kiss on his lips, wanting to get one more taste before leaving to finish the revenge plan. “I will.”
WITH GHOSTFACE BACK IN BUSINESS, Y/N THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND. Y/N walked back to the block of the party where her boyfriend was waiting for her in an ally. She had called him from a public phone and asked him to meet her there, as he had her phone with him.
“What was that shit about?” he asked furiously, handing her phone back with aggression. “Making out with that nerd in front of everyone? That was humiliating.”
“That ‘nerd’ is one hell of a kisser.” she smirked. “And you felt humiliated? Good. That was my first goal of the night.”
“What are you talking about?” he asked, his voice was a mix of confusion and anger.
“I know you’ve been cheating on me, asshole. Feels like fucking crap, doesn’t it? That’s how I felt when I saw you fucking her on our bed.” she spat harshly. “My first goal was to humiliate you. The second one it’s more of doing some good for the world.”
“You are not making any sense.”
“The world shouldn’t have dirty cheaters living in it. I’m doing a favour to the girls.” she faked a smile before grabbing the knife hidden on her skirt and piercing the skin on his stomach.
The boy fell to the floor, moaning in pain as she stabbed him repeatedly. "Please stop! I'm sorry!" he cried.
"You should be. These stabs are your fault. They are the consequence of your own actions. I hope you learned your lesson."
"I did, I'm sorry. I won't do it again." he let out a whimper. "I won't tell anyone, I swear. Just let me go."
"How stupid do you think I am?" she spat, twisting the knife, making him cry even louder.
"You won't get away with it, girlfriend's are always the prime suspect."
Y/N laughed. "Yeah, probably. But there is a murderer on the loose, you won't be an isolated case. They will think it was just Ghostface striking again."
"You are crazy" he panted. "And if I cheated on you, it was because you were awful in bed."
"I was awful in bed because your tiny dick didn't motivate me." she said in a dry tone. "Enough chit-chat. It's time to say goodbye."
She raised her knife, ready to stab him in the heart when a voice stopped her. Y/N froze, thinking she had been caught. "That is not Ghostface's style." the familiar voice spoke.
"Ethan?" Y/N furrowed her brows.
"I have to say, I'm pretty surprised. This facet of yours is both unexpected and hot."
He didn't seem to be horrified by the scene, nor tempted to call the cops. "I'm kinda in the middle of something."
"I see. Making out with me wasn’t enough, was it?" the boy laughed. "I'm just saying, if you want the police to believe this was a Ghostface kill, you have to do it their way."
"Oh, yeah? And how's that?"
"Well, Ghostface is more gory."
"Is chopping his dick off gory enough?" she asked, gaining an amused laugh from Ethan and a scary whimper from her ex.
"Absolutely"
"No, please." the boy begged.
"I'm sorry, man. You deserve it. You get a chance with her and then have the audacity to cheat? You deserve to get your dick cut and then being fed to it."
Y/N smirked at the boy. "Oh, I love how your mind works."
"Thanks, gorgeous. You should hurry, tho, it's not the safest place."
The male murderer watched with amusement the way the girl got rid of her pathetic ex-boyfriend. He had had a crush on her since the very first day—her doe eyes, smart mind, and innocent smile pulled him in. Now, seeing her dark side, which was the complete juxtaposition of the girl he thought he knew, Ethan couldn't be more intrigued. Y/N Y/L/N had turned out to be a Pandora's box, and he was obsessed.
"Done" she said at the same time they started to hear sirens. They both widened their eyes, and Ethan instantly took Y/N's hand and ran out of the ally straight to his car. "Shit, shit, shit."
"Relax, it's not the first time it happens to me." Ethan said in a soft and calm tone, making her look at him in confusion. "I'll explain later."
Ethan drove the getaway car, and the sound of the sirens soon became distant and the beat of Y/N’s heart turned normal again. The feeling of adrenaline was now replaced with curiosity as she watched Ethan from the shot gun seat, trying to figure him out.
She couldn’t believe that was Ethan Landry, the shy and intelligent boy, who she had always thought was too pretty. The guy driving was nothing like that, he had a mysterious aura, a confident demeanour and an unexpected dark mind. This Ethan Landry wasn’t just pretty—he was hot, attractive, beyond intriguing.
“We should be safe now.” he spoke up, parking the black car. “Ask away, wannabe Ghostface.”
“Why are you not freaking out? What did you mean by ‘Not the first time it happens to me’?”
“Because, gorgeous, you are looking at the real Ghostface. Well, one of them.”
She raised her eyebrows in surprise “So you’re the one killing your friends?”
“Not my friends, but yeah.”
“Why would you let me get away with the murder?” Y/N questioned.
“A pretty thing like you shouldn’t be behind bars. Plus, I have a tiny crush on you, so… couldn’t let you get caught.”
“How did you find me?” she asked with a tiny smile painted on her face because of his words.
“I followed you.” he said simply. “You were acting weird. I thought you were feeling a bit sad about your boyfriend. I chased after you, and well, you surprised me for the second time tonight.”
“Can I ask what’s your motive? You know, for being Ghostface.”
And so Ethan told her about his family history, and she heard with attention, her heart breaking for him and his sister. His father? Not so much after hearing the way he treated Ethan.
“Well, if you ever need help with that, you can call me. I owe you one, anyways. I can be the driver of the getaway car”
“You don’t owe me anything, Y/N/N. I did that because I wanted to.”
“I want to help you, too.”
“I don’t want you tangled in this mess. There’s no guarantee that we will get away with this. Sam has won once, she can win twice.”
“Then, the more the merrier, right?”
“Y/N…”
“Ethan… let me, please.”
“Jesus, fine.” he sighed. “But you follow my orders, okay? If I say leave, you leave.”
“Yes, Clyde. I'll be a good Bonnie” she teased.
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say don't go | aragorn x fem!reader
description: getting ready to leave for battle leads to an unexpected conversation.
trigger warnings: angst, mentions of violence, some sexism, daughter of gandalf!reader, witch!reader, etc. read at your own risk.
word count: <1k
You squeezed through the many bodies of men that were amongst the camp. Searching for Aragorn, your tired eyes bounced from tent to tent, hoping he would appear eventually.
Across the camp, Aragorn was saddling his horse. You took the opportunity to approach him as he was seeming to be leaving somewhere in secret; without Legolas and Gimli, more evidently.. without you (you observed).
"You're leaving?" You questioned with a subtly firmness which you did not intend.
Aragorn saw you, eyes locked for a moment before parting his lips to speak, "This I must do alone, Y/N."
You nearly rolled your eyes, but fought yourself from doing so and remained still. The crickets sung, filling the silence between the both of you. He stared at you with reluctance, but continued to saddle his horse.
"So you're no longer the ranger from the North, are you?" You questioned and looked at you. "You are the King of Gondor.. protecting his people, is that right?"
"Y/N, I need you here protecting these warriors. You are more powerful than any of us all together," Aragorn explained, stepping toward you away from the stallion. "I am leaving to summon an army that will defend us, we do not have the numbers and you know that."
"That is precisely why I should be going with you, you'll die back there," You stated, blankly.
"I do not fear death," He replied.
"You have far too much pride, Aragorn," You whispered, lowly.
"You will stay here and protect these men," He ignored your insult.
"That is what I am to do? Stay here and watch you go?" You bit off, frustratedly.
"I must do this alone, Y/N," Aragorn repeated more what felt like the hundredth time that evening.
You were beyond frustrated now. It felt as though you were conversing with a stone wall. Aragorn never doubted your abilities and your magic, but now it felt like you were merely a woman being told to stand back while a man took care of other matters of business.
Unaware of your emotions, your eyes filled with tears and became red. You were angry more than anything and reached your hand up into a fist. Aragorn watched you with a furrow in his brow. His pupils large as he slowly gripped your wrist, ever so gently.
"Tell me to stay," Aragorn spoke softly to you as you looked to him with an emotionless expression, though tears continued to fall. "Say don't go," He added.
"I cannot tell you that," You replied, wanting more than anything to.
"I don't understand," Aragorn lowered your hand as it was no longer balled in a fist. "A moment ago you are angry that I go alone, now you tell me you can't say you don't wish for me to leave."
"What I want is to join you, Aragorn," You told him with pure vexation. "I never felt like just a hopeless woman with you until this very moment. I cannot tell you to stay, but I can come with you. I can make sure that you do not end up dead."
Aragorn stared at you for a moment longer before his lips curved into a soft smile, "You're almost as stubborn as Gandalf."
"I learned from the best," You whispered and a snicker left your lips shortly after. "Don't unsuspect that Legolas and Gimli won't be coming along as well," You warned with a small, thin smile.
Aragorn's lips curved into a pleasing smile in response.
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a/n: i don't know how i feel about this. is it good?? idk how to feel!! needless to say, i hope you enjoyed this sweetpeas! this is my first lotr fic and i'll definitely be doing more! mwah! be safe and happy (almost) halloween! <33 — angelina.
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He is always on my mind, so here are some things I think Armand would love.
. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - He's obsessed with the duck one but also feels bad when the yellow one is mistreated & finds his dad unsettling. He makes Daniel dress up as the red one for Halloween one time & while he feels ridiculous, they do have nasty freaky sex after, so Daniel decides that he dosn't actually mind.
. The Hunger Games - He makes super fluffy fan fic/art where Finnick & Rue live but also ones where they team up to brutally torture Snow (which Daniel secretly hopes will be a stepping stone for him eventually coming to terms with what Marius did to him)
. Lemon Demon - coz sure Lestat might be the one going all rockstar in S3 but give my boy a keyboard & some synths & try telling me he WOULDN'T write songs about sentient arcade machines that wanna kill you or a business man getting possessed by the spirit of santa & destroying the world
. Chibis - they're small, cute, seemingly ageless creatures with beautiful outfits & cool eyes. Need I say more?
. Dinosaurs - they're big, scary & dead yet are loved by kids. He feels a kinship with them.
. The work of Katy Towell - it's creepy, often children orientated & he loves the animations that go along with them (his fravriotes being The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Everyone but Daniel makes sure he dosn't watch it alone otherwise he can become very closed off & go non verbal for a long time afterwards)
Taylor Swift - partly because he relates to her romantic struggles & body image issues but also because he knows it pisses off Lestat (who, no matter how hard he tries, can not seem to build a fanbase as big & loyal as the Swifties)
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