#a time traveling circus

[padawansuggest]

In the time travel fic where Jango and Obi and Ani go back in time, next chapter is either gonna be another interludes anthology to further Plo’s storyline, and even a bit of weird ass backstory for some things as well as checking up on other clones; or, it will be a chapter of Jango babysitting Boba and Obi-Wan in their Little Keldabe embassy building, specifically where he’s in the nursery with a feverish Obi who’s desperately trying to remove his teeth while Boba fights with another toddler over blocks.

Anyways. This gem came to mind:

Boba: *fighting over toys with another toddler*

Jango: Boba, baby boy, I know it isn’t a big term in your lexicon, but maybe, just possibly, try ‘sharing’???

Boba: *sits down in horror and betrayal*

Other tot: *throws block at Jango and walks away*

Obi: *in the corner trying to get six teeth removed while having feverish visions of a dark Sith in the galaxy, gives a ten minute vision recounting to Jango entirely in Dai Bendu, which he unfortunately understands through his much heightened midichlorians*

Jango: …I don’t know that language but I do feel a fear in my soul now, thanks. I guess I’ll ask Buir if he’s got any hunters up for the job.

Obi: *goes back to trying to pry out teeth*

Boba: *bored, wanders off to cause chaos*

[frogaroundandfindout]

Alfred calls Dick to check in after losing track of him for several days. Dick begins to tell Alfred that he doesn’t know what to do but interrupts himself in a panic about Bruce needing his help. Alfred assures him Bruce is fine and tells dick he’s worried about him (Batman: The 12-Cent Adventure #1)

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Put him in 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

[nashvillethotchicken]

A subtle way you can tell lestat is very selfish and ignorant about race, especially in ep 6 is that he said that they'd go to Argentina, a country which at the time was explicitly looking for white Europeans (including n*zis) to move there after spending decades pushing their black and Indigenous populations to the fringes of society to whiten up the country

[wafflelovingbatgirl]

Valan Luca will know no peace if he decides to stop in capitols on his touring circuit.

In Ebou Dar, he gets a look at the Empress, may she live forever, who is now his patron. Rescuing that strange woman with the boar-horse really had payed off. And it’s…that bald girl from the first time he left Ebou Dar, who used to torment Mat by calling him Toy. And her shadow. And Mat is there too, and the cheeky little scamp winks his remaining eye.

In Camelyn, he bows before the Queen- and seated on the throne is Morelin, his errant tightrope walker. She seems to find the look on his face funny. A few careful questions with servants reveals that the archer who had worked with the circus and left with her was Birgitte Silverbow herself, just as the woman had always claimed.

Eventually he ends up in Malkier, still rebuilding to a new height of glory. He stands at the center of the tent and in the booth reserved for the King and Queen he hears a familiar sniff. He turns to look and there she is, the beautiful, judgmental Nana. Woman of his dreams. Queen of the country, judging by her crown and holding hands with a solid looking man in the hadori, her familiar disapproving look in place.

He is never going to tour in a city again.

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Harmony has so many outfits to choose from its not funny 😭😭 being a bard she wanted to keep them all when she moved to camp but the chainmail horn guards and the big ass cage petticoat was a stretch to far

[dent-de-leon]

Thinking once again how Mollymauk goes from happy and carefree to immediately vindictive and as fierce as Lucien when he hears other people are being taken advantage of. Mollymauk who wants nothing more than to make himself and others happy, to just indulge in all the pleasures life has to offer—but who will also bear his fangs to keep loved ones and strangers safe—

Mollymauk taking up choir practice because he knows the world is “harsh and cruel,” and he can’t bear to stand by and watch while others suffer—

[gummi-stims]

Stimboard for the Putt-Putt games from Humongous Entertainment!

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[thicc-astronaut]

what if Caine made an adventure for the gang that was just trench warfare

"For this adventure, you just need to move your country's border north by 200 feet!" and it's literally just WWI trench warfare and they're dealing with No Man's Land. They're in the adventure for months with no progress on either end.

Kinger gets to use a shotgun again

Zooble sticks their head up to take a look around and gets it blasted off by a German sniper

Ragatha protests having to commit violence and so Caine dresses her up as a field medic

[regicidal-defenestration]

Carnival of Monsters is a lot of things but one thing it is entirely incorrect about is the Doctor not understanding Polari

[a-sketchy]

yukiKOOOOOOOOO!! god rank 2. i want that job licence for you so much, i want you to find your agency and independence so fucking bad i’m sorry you’re in persona 4

[padawansuggest]

Time travel AU - Obi-Wan’s teething starts to pay off

Obi-Wan: *FINALLY gets a single fang cap out with his furiously concentrated teething… hands it to a confused Jaster because he is a small teen wtf is he supposed to do with a tooth cap???*

Jaster: *takes it with a wince* Thank you, Ob’ika, what a lovely gift for me to give your buire when they get home*

Obi-Wan: *grunts out thanks and goes back to concentrating on removing the other five fang caps* Thanks.

Jaster: *wiping his hands with a sanitary cloth and dropping the fang cap in the baggy Silas holds out for him* As I was-

Guy he’s in a meeting with: Um. Did your ad just lose a tooth? Isn’t he a bit big to lose teeth still?

Jaster: No, he didn’t lose a tooth.

Guy: …you lyin??

Jaster: I mean, he didn’t lose the WHOLE tooth-

Guy: IS HE OKAY?????

Jaster: *head in hands* He’s fine, this is normal for his species.

[ramagerslatteart]

as soon as i saw her i knew i had to

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3]

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Can you please put Kinger into Dimension D from Super Paper Mario?

Dimension D, Super Paper Mario

[hum--hallelujah]

honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing

[skruttet]

Christmas Comes to Moominvalley will be getting an... acrobatic adaptation?! ok!