#a strawberry pill?

[gummi-stims]

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[peskypawz]

my bugs

[miss-menhera]

FAIR WARNING: Oversharing thoughts about lusting over how Adam would taste like somehow turns into a ramble about how Angels ACTUALLY taste like. Messy brainless drabble.

(I am legimately mentally ill and an oversharer if you're squeamish I advise you not to interact with me cuz I always say weird shit, I am absolutely shameless and unconcerned by backlash and I associated borderline cannibalism with pure adoration so bear with me😭)

You know when someone is so cute, you go "you're so cute, I could eat you" yes? No? Either way I legimately could take a bite out of someone I adore. I know people get this urge with animals, so perhaps it's more normal than I think

So I was thinking about Adam's cock, and what his cum would be and what it would taste like,(I came heh to the conclusion it would probably be alot, so thick, hard to swallow and salty asf due to his diet) then if that couldn't get any worse I started thinking "What if I bit his 40 inch dick off the moment he starts boasting and saying demeaning stuff", AND then that somehow went into even more unhinged territory and turned into what if I bit and swallowed his dick too?

Then I came back to my senses and I was like wow, that would be kinda gross and cruel huh?

Then I also thought meh it's gonna grow back in like 3 seconds cuz he ain't human and he'd probably be all scared or incredibly mad, and I dont mind either of those options so it's a win-win no matter what, he could either fuck me with pure rage or scramble away leave me a edged mess.

Then I stopped thinking horny and my thoughts went to "AH I love him so much I could bite a piece of his arm off T- T" to "Hold on a second what do angels taste like.."

You know what guys? The cannibals were kinda based in Hazbin Hotel?

Like honestly I myself, kinda wanna know what Angel's wings taste like? I feel like they'd be like huge chicken wings, and also Angels bleed glowy GOLD? That can't taste like blood, what does that taste like? Their blood looks like shiny sweetsour sauce, what if fried angels taste like chicken tenders marinated in sweet n sour sauce. Adam is 11 feet tall and fat ast he'd be literally delicious and he could feed whole cannibal town for a week.

..I guess this means Adam isn't a dick, he's a cock heh.

No seriously what if I took a bite out of him? Then what? Who's gonna stop me? Salmonella? Nuh-huh. Is (fictional)cannibalism a love language? Can it be actively practiced? Should I take my pills? Should I stop thinking about eating men I like? What sin do these thoughts represent? Lust? Gluttony? Even if there's 0 malice in my words? Is this what they call girl thoughts? Should i stop? Should I go dry my hair? I think I should go dry my hair.

This will get me on some sort of blacklist and blocked by alot of people I think

[maybeophe]

It's a given that, in vampire media, the inevitable blood drinking scene is very intimate and usually somewhat sultry, but if I was being bitten on my neck hard enough to bleed and then used like a juice pouch I'd be such a little bitch about it. Nothing is romantic about that situation in the slightest. I'd be shaking and ugly crying and loudly complaining about the mess. I'd probably pass out.

[sorceressrinoa]

got prescribed meds in powder form you have to take in liquid or w/e and man it has been an adventure trying to make this palatable

[kiddokori]

worst part is i try. i try and it gets me nothing. takes a mournful swig from my strawberry jarritos like its a beer. whats even the point of it all. why even try. oh god oh fuck ow why must god kick me when im already down <- burped and the carbonation burnt my nose

[safehaven3d]

had to break my fast cause i got my blood drawn lol

[black-salt-cage]

Ruruseiko (Ruruka Ando x Seiko Kimura / Danganronpa series) stimboard ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾

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[mylove-thresher]

chat is this -500000 aura or what

[chezbogutz]

Strawberry shortcake mug

[christmaslightssalesman]

Mmm strawberry

[ohimsummer]

catoru heheheh

NUDACRIS??€<£\¥\ PLEAK this is catoru whenever you trick him into eating his medicine…the Ultimate Betrayal and now you must also comfort him because he feels Stupid and Tricked

[zombieunicornjewelry]

Celeste The Strawberry Nurse

[vanyafresita]

they should have let daniel jacobi say kys at least once

[dianassswoo]

Let's talk about Katy, she definitely has (at least) a bottle of pills lying around her home... Plus she has this funny catchphrase where she tells anyone to "take a pill" for meaning to calm down or change their mood.

[mangostar]

i want to eat cake 😭