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kiddokori · 5 days ago

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worst part is i try. i try and it gets me nothing. takes a mournful swig from my strawberry jarritos like its a beer. whats even the point of it all. why even try. oh god oh fuck ow why must god kick me when im already down <- burped and the carbonation burnt my nose

#this isnt even a joke this is a thing i just did #had a moment of weakness while folding laundry and turned to my good friend strawberry jarritos #realized i was continuing to have a moment of weakness while enjoying my strawberry jarritos. and went man. this is really lame of me #just standing here like a jackass in the middle of the room staring soulfully into the distance monologuing to myself #while nursing a strawberry jarritos. and then getting interrupted by burning my nose #arm propped up on the counter like im in a goddamn country western. curing that what ails me with strawberry jarritos #imagine that picture of whats his fuck from the pill movie holding the cigarette but he has strawberry jarritos. thats where im at rn #in case anyone was curious.#i dont even particularly like strawberry jarritos. like its alright but its not my favorite #i think its mango/guava tied for first watermelon mandarin and thenn strawberry.#i should make a tier list of jarritos flavors. tier lists always cheer me up. i love lists #dude im so good at coping this is awesome #wveryone ignore this if it isnt funny im fucked up on jarritos and mourning that which ive lost and can never get back

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